Original subtitles

[laughing]

[Anthony] I was like, the first little person

that you've ever, like, gone on a date with?

-Yeah. -That felt kind of special.

I really like you, Anthony.

-Do you? -I do.

Anthony, yeah, I do see something there with him.

[Krista] But Parker is so cute!

♪♪

Parker is a very good kisser.

I don't wanna stop.

[club music plays]

Did I meet an angel tonight?

No, I didn't.

I met a goddess.

Aly could be the one.

[Sammy] I'm falling in love at the gay bar right now.

Don't hate, appreciate.

[JJ laughs] Why are you rushing?

What? Why are you rushing?

[continues laughing]

A man should always open the door.

[JJ continues laughing]

He's really acting like this is, like, a real date.

Like, he's really sweet.

I think this is actually, like,

starting to be the best... date ever.

You wanna have some, like, backyard games?

-[Steph] Yeah. -[JJ] I love that!

The Little Backyard Games!

I've made a call to a friend of mine within the LP community.

Our sixth athlete!

-[girls] Oh! -Let's go!

[Jahmani] I'm a professional basketball player

for the world-famous Harlem Globetrotters.

I play to win. I don't play to lose.

-[John] Welcome to the castle, baby. -[Sammy] What is up?

-This is the sixth athlete? -This is our sixth athlete!

[anticipation music plays]

[JJ] Oh, God.

Jahmani and I used to hook up.

[tense music plays]

[JJ] It just puts me in a weird situation,

especially, having feelings for Johnny.

[rock music plays]

[John] All right, let's start

the Backyard Dwarf Games.

-[all cheer] -[Jahmani] Let's go, let's go!

-[JJ] Hey, hey, hey. -[Jahmani] Yeah!

-[Steph] Let's go. -[JJ] Let's go.

You're going down!

Where's our shake? Let's go.

One, two. Baam, baam.

-Ready? -Baam-baam-baam-baam.

[JJ] Oh, that's cute.

-Yeah, we just kill it. -That was cute.

-[John] And you know that -- -Yeah.

[JJ] I feel like we need to think of one.

[Jahmani] We can do this.

-Oh, [bleep] -[John] Yeah.

Ooh.

That's so cute.

[John] It ain't all the handshakes.

I'm just gonna say that. -[JJ] Yeah, that was cute.

I had a crush on her,

and I think she had a crush on me.

And JJ and I have kicked it before.

All right. Sorry, guys.

Hello.

The bottom two teams have to buy dinner tonight

for the ones who end up victorious.

-Can't wait for everyone to buy us dinner. -Yeah, let's do it.

In the first of five games of the Backyard Dwarf Games,

we have...

limbo!

[all cheer]

These games aren't exactly similar to the ones we play

at the real World Dwarf Games.

Let's go, limbo.

They're more like the games we play after three shots

of tequila in the hotel room, after the games.

[John] I'll let you go first, Sammy.

Got it. Watch this.

♪ Never mind, I don't want to be the one to let you win ♪

[John] Wonderful. Nailed it!

-[Sammy] Let's go, Krista. -[JJ] Yes, Krista.

[John] Oh, she was gonna win that.

Oh, you touched it! You touched it!

-[overlapping chatter] -Damn it!

[Jahmani] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

-You look like a snail. -[all laugh]

-I know. -[Steph] All right, chief.

[laughing]

[John] The limbo is definitely easier for us.

And we're pretty flexible,

like, we can kick ourselves in the head.

Oh.

And lick our own elbow.

-Like, who can't do this? -Every average-sized person.

I know. It was a joke.

Ha!

[all] Oh!

Yes. You got it.

-[Jahmani] And a splits. -She doing the splits right now.

Yes!

[Jahmani] You see the split?

Krista, I believe in you. You got this.

Let's do this.

Come on.

Keep sliding.

Keep sliding. You got it, you got it.

Go, go, go.

Go. Now slide more.

Keep going. Keep going.

-[Steph] She touched it. -[Krista] I touched it.

-Yay! -[Sammy] Hey, hey.

You did an amazing job.

The winner of the first game of the Backyard Dwarf Games -- JJJ!

Hey.

The second game, we have the hula hoop

wheelbarrow race, all right?

-Hey! -[cheering]

We got this. We got this.

Three, two, one, go!

Let's go, Krista.

-You got this, Krista. -Oh.

-Krista, you got this. -[Jahmani] Come on, girl.

Five, two --

-One, two, three... -[Jahmani] There we go.

-...four, five, six... -Ready?

...seven, eight, nine, ten! Let's go.

-[Steph] Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.

-[Jahmani] Let's go, let's go. -[JJ grunts]

[Sammy] One sec, one sec, one sec.

[JJ] Come on, come on, come on.

-Go. -[JJ] One, two, three, four.

[Sammy] Good job, good job.

-One, two, three, four. -Come on, Sammy, you got it.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten. I don't care.

I'm the commissioner. I can make the rules.

Go, go, go. Go, go.

[Sammy] I got this.

[JJ] One, two, three, four, five --

One, two, three four five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Go. We did it.

-[Jahmani] Wait, that was ten? -[JJ] Yes!

Go, go, go, go, go.

[Sammy] OK, that was --

[counts fast] one, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten?

Yes! Let's go!

Yes!

-[Krista] Good game. -I want a replay on that one.

You want to replay? He was going fast!

-OK, I heard your voice. -He was going --

-You went -- -Oh, no!

[speaks rapidly] One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

-Whoa! -No, no, no, no.

[JJ] Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

I don't think it was going that fast.

-You don't want a yellow card. -You're just mad that you're losing.

You gotta stop counting mines and count yours.

Where's the ref to throw a flag?

Game number three of the Backyard Dwarf Games,

we got too close for comfort.

We're gonna have one balloon.

You can only use the side of your face to hold the balloon.

-[JJ] Ready? -[Jahmani] Yeah.

On your mark, get set, go.

Slow.

-Slow. -Oh, [bleep].

-Oh, [bleep]. -[John] It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

It's OK. Drop the balloon.

Don't pop it.

[JJ] Drop the balloon. [bleep]

Oh, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].

And stop.

53 seconds.

One [bleep] minute.

If we were in Vegas and we could bet

on this competition,

money's going all on me.

Yeah, but who's having the most fun?

Me?

You ready to see each other go?

-Yep, I'm up. -[John] Oh, wow.

I'm up. Are you up?

Yep. Are you up?

-Yep, hold on. -Good.

JJ has told me

that her and Jahmani had a little --

a little fling in the past.

But I also like to think, like,

John shouldn't be worried about

setting JJ up with Jahmani.

He should be worried about himself and JJ.

[John] Three, two, one, go.

[grunts]

-OK. -Good?

Yeah. [indistinct]

-Ready? -Uh-huh.

-Go. -You got it, you got it.

Go.

Oh, my God. Wait, is that a snake?

What is that?

Oh, my God. Look at the bug.

[Krista] Wait, wait, wait. OK.

-Ready? -[JJ] Krista, there's a spider.

Krista, there's a spider. Oh, [bleep]

Oh, [bleep]

[indistinct cheering]

-Yes! -Yes!

Baam-baam-baam-baam-baam.

[John] 26 seconds.

-Oh, yeah. -[JJ] Oh.

-Ew. -[Steph] Ew.

[Sammy] What? You couldn't have cooked them?

-Ew. -No, that's yours.

[everyone] That is yours.

Why are they so big?

-Huge! -That's what they say sometimes.

-Those aren't -- -[laughing]

I said what I said.

For the fourth game

of the Backyard Dwarf Games,

you put a string around your waist,

and on the end of that string,

you'll have a hot dog.

You gotta thrust the wiener that you have on your waist

into the other person's mouth

so they can take a quick nibble.

Thrust!

Nibble.

This is a very inappropriate game.

On your mark. Get set, nibble!

-Come on. -[chuckles]

[Krista] You got it. You almost got it.

-[Sammy] Ow. -[Krista laughs]

[Sammy] Come on.

-I'm trying. -[Jahmani] Come on, you gotta --

-I'm trying. -[Jahmani] Give it to me.

[JJ] I'm giving it to you. [laughs]

[Steph] I'm sweating.

Ow!

You're rubbing it on the ground!

Catch it.

Put the wiener in my mouth!

[upbeat music plays]

[groans]

Krista, you all know that she can shake that thing.

And I was like -- [munches]

Go. Go again.

-Yes! -[JJ] [bleep]

Yes!

[Krista] High five.

I knew this would get sexual, but not that sexual.

On to the final round!

Honestly, I could have seen this coming,

that you and Steph weren't gonna win any games.

[bleep] off. I [bleep] it up.

We're gonna put this basketball hoop in the middle of this pool.

You gotta slam dunk,

then we let the girls rate our dunks.

I don't know how to do this.

Oh, you guys have a handshake already?

Ooh.

What was that? Let's see it.

-Let's see it. -Wait, yeah, again, please.

[Krista] Aw.

I'm honestly jealous that Jahmani gets to have

all the fun energy from JJ.

I mean, they even got some handshake going on.

Where was that handshake after I brought you

on a practice date?

All I got was a thank you.

I want a cool handshake.

You got this, Fergalicious. I have faith in you.

-[JJ] John, yes! -[Steph] Drop it low, baby girl.

[JJ] Goddamn!

-[Steph] Hell, yeah! -[JJ] Hey!

You got this, baby girl.

-[JJ] Oh! -[Steph] Yes!

[water splashes]

That was actually really good.

-[Steph] I think it was a seven. -Yes.

-I was gonna say eight. -OK.

[in unison] Seven point five.

I'll take it.

I don't think you can do better than John.

I know you can't, actually.

-[Sammy] [indistinct] -[girls] Seven.

Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Sammy Replogle.

You have to beat Sammy's score

of a seven to avoid paying

for dinner tonight.

-A seven? -A seven.

[Sammy] Wee.

[intriguing music plays]

-Wow. -There you go.

-Easy money right there. -Ten.

[Steph] I think this is an easy one, right?

-[Krista] Absolutely. -[JJ] Yeah.

That means we won.

You invited a Harlem, freaking, Globetrotter.

This isn't a level playing field here.

We have a athlete that plays

on a semi-professional basketball team.

You didn't have to humble him there.

You could have just said professional.

It's factual, though.

I just wanted to have fun.

At the end of the day,

there always has to just be one winner.

And that winner is Team JJJ!

[Sammy] Let's go, guys!

[all cheer]

[Jahmani] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Good job, good job, good job.

All right, everybody go get ready.

We're going out to dinner tonight.

-[Steph] Let's enjoy it. -Whoo!

Can I actually say something?

I feel like John did a really good job dunking.

-He did. -Like, he should've won.

I am not. I'm being real.

Like, he did such a good job.

I like Jahmani. I didn't know what to expect.

I've never, like, hung out with him before.

[JJ] You haven't?

[Steph] No, I've, like, met him briefly.

I know him, but not, like, know him.

Yeah. He is cool.

So did you guys, like, date before,

or were you just, like, hooking up?

We were talking and hooking up.

-Got you. -Situationship.

Yeah, yeah. We used to, like,

we had -- -Play the hot dog game?

Yeah.

[Krista] Oh.

You used to play the hot dog game.

-OK, got it. -Yeah, we used to play the hot dog.

Jahmani and I, a couple of years ago,

we did try dating,

but we fizzled out because I got scared.

He is really sweet, and he's kind.

Maybe I would give Jahmani another try.

I don't know -- maybe. I don't wanna say, "yes".

I don't wanna say, "no".

It's just one of those things that I'm just like,

I don't know.

I -- I -- I -- I'm low-key nervous.

[Sammy] Why are you nervous, though?

[John] Oh, you like somebody?

So you like JJ? There's some interest there?

Yeah, I love JJ.

[John] Like, intimacy-wise?

Yeah.

[John] Oh, bro.

[Jahmani] JJ -- JJ fits me.

She's badass, confident, dope.

-Athletic, yeah. -Athletic.

She cool.

I feel vulnerable when I'm around JJ,

and she knows that she has that power around me.

She's an amazing person, one-of-a-kind.

Imma go for it.

You only miss the shots you don't take.

[John] We know that about you, exactly.

What about John?

I thought you said that you really liked him, too.

No, I have a cru -- a little crush.

-[Steph] Crush. -[Krista] OK.

I'm starting to get a little crush on somebody.

Is it John?

[JJ] How did you know?

[both laugh] I can kind of tell.

His crushes are also the ones that you're like...

No, it's -- it's not always, "It's never gonna happen."

I think that couldn't happen,

and I kinda want that to happen too, but...

He has a girlfriend.

No comment.

At this point, we all know JJ is better for John.

John has never made me laugh this hard

in my whole entire life, -[Krista] Mm-hmm.

and especially being back in Palm Springs,

when I was in Palm Springs, it was always tears.

-Yeah. -[JJ] When I used to live here.

-[Krista] Yeah. -And it hasn't been tears.

It's just been always laughing

and healing, and stuff like that.

And so, like, I think that's another reason why,

like, I am attracted.

I'm attracted to his personality.

Who's first on your list?

Oh, no.

OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-Or both. -[Krista] Oh, no.

Yeah, I'm gonna make out with you guys in one night?

I would do that,

but I think Jahmani would not be OK with that.

[Steph] I just want JJ to have a good time.

She can't make out with John right now

'cause he has a girlfriend.

She might as well make out with Jahmani.

-We'll see what happens. -I am cool as a cucumber.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

It's like a half-triangle,

'cause Johnny's not really connected

because I don't know how he feels about me.

I don't know what shape that is,

but it's not a love triangle, but it's -- yeah.

So it's a weird... It's an awkward triangle.

-Uh-huh. -[JJ] Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

[Steph laughs]

You know, we never went on that date, right?

Whatever happened to it?

[Sammy] She's never had a kiss from an LP man.

That window's still open.

She's afraid to truly love anyone else again.

What?

[intriguing, suspenseful music plays]

Oh, hello. Look at that mysterious boy.

I look like a surgeon.

Yeah, that makes a big difference.

-[JJ] Yeah? -That looks perfect.

♪♪

If only looking beautiful was

one of the challenges today,

you guys might've won the tournament.

And, we'd got second.

One, two, three.

Baam-baam-baam-baam.

[both blow]

Here's the thing, though.

We're all splitting dinner tonight.

-[laughing] -Grab your credit cards.

I hope it's in that purse.

-It is. -[Sammy] It's good, it's good.

I'm really hoping JJ and Jahmani don't decide to order

some expensive wine, 'cause fortunately,

I don't have to pay for their dinner.

I mean, hopefully, they'll just be concerned about their abs,

and they'll only order a salad and grilled chicken.

[John] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[JJ groans]

[Steph] Get your booty back here, girl.

-[JJ] Hey. -Oh, hey, girl, hey.

[John] Ooh, I'm pumped for dinner.

-[Steph] I'm so excited. -[Jahmani] Yeah, I'm excited.

[Steph] I'm hungry.

[laughing]

-Oh, yeah, do it. -[indistinct chatter]

[dreamy, upbeat music plays]

[John] All right, guys, let's do this.

-[John] Thank you so much. -[Jahmani] Ladies first.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[Steph] Thanks, teammate.

There we go.

-I don't need to hold your hand. -[Sammy] Oh, yeah.

Wow, this place is beautiful. Damn, this is beautiful.

[John] Wow.

Oh, this looks nice.

-What a gentlemen. -Aw, thank you.

[Sammy] This place smells delicious.

-[Steph] This is nice. -This is nice.

[Sammy] It smells good, yeah.

Team winners over here.

[Steph] Yeah, we know, we know.

We're getting the most expensive thing

on the menu here. -[Steph] Oof!

Oh, free bread, yeah.

[Sammy] Yeah, yeah.

I'll get about five more of those.

-As many as we can, please. -[John] Free breads.

Since Jahmani and I won,

tonight we're getting a free meal.

Getting the steak,

getting the "flaming mignon."

"Mignon"? "Mignon."

I don't think we need to get anything else after the bread.

[Sammy] Discount, please.

Am I saying it right?

Yeah, there we go. "flaming mignon."

No, "Flaming'"?

[John] I'm actually so hungry.

After how much effort we put in in the backyard games...

-That was fun. -Yeah.

We lost a lot of calories today.

We definitely worked up an appetite.

It is great to play anything athletic with all my friends

who are also small. You know what I mean?

Like, growing up, even in gym class,

everyone believed I wasn't as athletic.

I was always selected last.

It was hard for me.

Growing up, it was just like,

there's no way you can tell me I can't do something

when I'm showing that I can.

You know, I think that's what I like to do with this world,

with the kids that's watching us.

You know, when they see us,

we're their real life superhero.

Your mom's a little person too, right?

[Jahmani] Yes, my mom is a little person.

So when I saw her walk like she's eight feet tall,

I just carried that.

I think it's great to shatter stereotypes,

but there also comes a point

where you need to be realistic with yourself.

I mean, I got humbled at quite a young age of the things

I can and can't do.

I never had this, like,

aspiration that I would end up someone that I know I...

[Jahmani] There's nothing that we can't do.

[Sammy] We can do anything

you put your mind to. -Anything.

[Sammy] Anything you put your mind to,

you can do. -Anything.

I think what Jahmani's accomplished is incredible.

And I think he's such a great role model for so many people

growing up with dwarfism.

I just have a more...

Mm...a different approach.

I feel like this is our final evening as just friends,

'cause for the actual final evening, it's a party.

And who knows if we'll even be with each other,

'cause there's gonna be so many people at our house.

Sorry, I don't want you guys to cry yet.

-[JJ] I love you guys. -I'm just saying, like --

-[indistinct] -Just picture everyone that we've met,

and they're all gonna show up.

Just think about all the daddies, JJ.

♪♪

-How about the mommies? -The mommies.

It's our last night in Palm Springs tomorrow.

So to celebrate, we're gonna throw a party.

And we've been getting things ready all week.

We're looking for a great, happy person who can bartend.

I was wondering if we could have a hibachi chef come

and cater for us?

We always knew we wanted to go out with a bang,

so we've been inviting all the locals we met

along the way.

You wanna come and party with us?

-[Woman] Yeah. -We do know how to throw a party, so...

Oh, I believe it -- yeah.

-[Sammy] Yeah, my guy. -[John] It'll be fun, man.

We're having a party.

-[Steph] Yes. -You ladies should come.

-Cool. -[both] Yeah.

We want you to come to our party.

[JJ] Oh, my God, that'd be so much fun of you coming.

[bleep] yeah.

[John] It's gonna be a banger.

I'm ready.

I'm just happy to bring us all together, 'cause we deserve

each other at the end of the day.

[sighs]

I do need to tell him how I feel

and what he's done for me.

Tomorrow is gonna be crazy busy,

and we have this big party.

So I need to tell him now. It's now or never.

[JJ] I love...that...

you not just look out for yourself, but

you also love your best friends,

and you look out for them.

Thank you for being you.

-Thank you. -[JJ] Thank you for being you.

-[JJ laughs] -You're welcome.

[JJ] And thank you for having

such an amazing heart,

because you really do,

and you're such an awesome person.

And because of you,

you've healed me on this trip.

Especially what I've been through

the last time I was here in Palm Springs.

My heart was so shattered,

and I feel like you were the glue to my heart,

reminding myself to laugh again.

'Cause the last time I was in Palm Springs,

I wasn't laughing, I was crying.

And now I am crying, but it's happy tears.

And, like, I just haven't laughed this hard.

And I just never -- I haven't been this happy.

And I've been happy because of you.

[anticipation music plays]

And thank you for letting me be vulnerable to you.

-I always got you. -[JJ] Thank you.

-Whenever you needed it. -Thank you.

[Steph] Jahmani definitely has his work cut out

for him tonight.

I don't know how that's gonna go.

♪♪

We'll do a crown.

We'll do the two [indistinct] blancos, a Sprite.

[John] What was her plan with this video?

Are her and her husband gonna,

like, head home and use it for weird purposes?

I mean, like, I get it, yeah.

The entire time.

-Thank you, sir. -Did you have a good night?

-[Sammy] Yeah. -Yes, sir.

-Hold on, guys. -[JJ] Thank you, guys.

-[JJ] Cheers. -[laughing]

They got a taste of victory today.

[John] All right, guys.

I don't think we head home after this.

We go to the bar, and we have some fun.

-[chill music plays] -[indistinct lyrics]

[John] Oh, let's go to the bar.

Oh!

Oh, you guys...

you won't use this anymore?

-You guys wanna have a seat? -[Steph] Yeah.

-[Sammy] Yeah. -[John] What do you guys want?

-[Krista] Sprite. -[Steph] Uh, tequila shot.

[JJ] Yeah.

Can I get one shot of Fireball?

We'll do a Crown.

We'll do the two [indistinct] blancos,

a Sprite.

-Hold this one for me. -[Steph] Yes.

OK, one, two, three. Thank you.

[Steph] I got you.

I don't know if I can get it.

I'll get the Corona Premier, please.

And then, uh,

a water, please,

for my friend over there.

I'm sorry, I'm [bleep]

I'm ordering for everyone right now.

You would be surprised how many people film the crap out of us

in any public place.

I'm Canadian!

[woman] No way, from where?

I'm an hour from Toronto.

I'm from Sacramento.

We may get married at one point,

just so we can get that green card.

What was her plan with this video?

Are her and her husband gonna, like, head home and use it

for weird purposes?

-Cheers. -I love my Canadians.

Appreciate that.

And, like, I get it, yeah.

The entire time?

Like, I don't mind them asking, like,

"Hey, can I take a photo?"

That I'm OK with.

Yeah, at least they have the guts to, and then,

like, the courtesy to ask.

What I do is I'll take my phone and take photos of them.

-[Steph] Take a picture of them. -Yeah.

I'm not quick enough.

Yeah, or I say something. I'm like, "I see you.

I'm not blind," you know? -Yeah.

What are you guys talking about over here?

I was gonna say, what do you mean you can't hula-hoop?

No, I can "huli-hoop."

-"Huli-hoop." -[Sammy] You were literally?

I can hula-hoop, but I can't shimmy.

[laughs]

No,no.

-[Sammy] Damn, J! -[JJ] Hold on.

All right, hold on.

Your cheeks are looking really rosy.

-'Cause it's hot in here. -Yeah.

-[Krista] JJ! -Look at those, JJ.

-[Krista] It's true! -JJ, look at those cheeks, girl.

-Oh, my gosh. -[Steph] Smile!

JJ's dream threesome right there.

I think it'd be fun, actually.

-Yeah, she can't even deny it. -Yeah, no

I think it would actually be a lot of fun.

[laughs]

She's never had a kiss from an LP man.

That window's still open.

[Sammy speaking]

[Krista] What?

You know we never went on that date, right?

Don't even.

-I'm just saying. -Don't even.

[Sammy] I'm just saying.

We went to Italian. We went to Mexican.

I haven't gotten a sushi yet. Whatever happened to it?

[Sammy] OK.

With Aly right now, it seems like she's ghosting me.

And I don't know.

I just don't really have that much hope in it right now.

So I'm not taking it to heart, personally,

'cause everyone has their own life at the end of the day.

♪♪

I cannot believe that Sammy has the audacity to whisper

that crap in my ear.

And then on top of it,

Steph is sitting right on the other side of me.

He just doesn't care.

♪♪

It's not my fault that Sammy is pursuing me again,

but it still makes me a little bit nervous,

because of all of the drama

that went on between all three of us.

I don't have to deal with this.

[tense music plays]

It's nice to finally see that Krista has my back.

With Sammy, I mean.

It took her long enough.

At least we got there before the end of the trip.

You're gonna take one with me?

I don't -- I just don't wanna see --

I just don't wanna see it, like...

I couldn't have gotten through this trip if it wasn't for

John's support with the Sammy situation.

And Sammy asking Krista out on a date again is just

the perfect reminder that these lingering feelings

just need to...

go away for good.

So I know you wanna see me happy.

I feel that way about you.

-Like, I genuinely do. -[John] I know.

And all I care about is that you're happy.

I'm afraid to love again.

And it's freaky, 'cause I got heartbroken once.

The fact that she's afraid

to truly love anyone else again,

I see that within me.

You two are so similar in so many ways,

and I think both of you are, like, healing each other

in certain ways.

And both of you deserve so much happiness,

and you deserve the type of person that you both are.

[John] Yeah...

what?

"What!"

[both chuckle]

Really?

[Steph] Did you actually not realize that?

I'm ready to drink.

-Thank you. -Oh, [bleep]!

-[laughs] -Shut -- shut -- shut up.

[John] Uh...

uh...

I'm confused.

This wasn't how I thought this would unfold.

It's a cool feeling

knowing that you're a good enough person.

But like, I'm not really sure what to think right now.

Why would she have a crush on me, though?

-Are you kidding me? -Just a stupid, silly guy.

[Steph] OK.

Do you know how incredible you are, like...?

[John] JJ, she's an incredible person

and she deserves the greatest man ever.

I think I know the greatest man ever.

I see the good that JJ and John bring out in each other,

and I just want him to know all of the information,

so he can feel like he made the best decision for him.

-Can I join you guys? -[Steph] Sure.

[Sammy speaking]

To friendship.

-Love you. -I love you.

-To friendship. -I love you.

-Really -- love you. -I love you.

-[Sammy] I will always love you. -I know you will.

-Will you always love me? -Yeah, I will.

-I will, unfortunately. -[chuckles]

♪♪

It's been such a relief with Sammy and Steph just being

such good friends again.

But now Sammy's had a couple drinks.

I do worry that Sammy's gonna say something stupid here

that's just gonna blow the fuse right back out.

I don't really wanna watch what's about to go down.

It ain't my problem anymore.

I'm sorry. I'm done.

All I wanna say is, moving forward,

is I wanna be your best friend.

I don't wanna hurt each other.

[Steph] That's all I've ever cared about.

That's all I care about.

[Steph] And whatever it was,

we both had to work through it,

and it was a lot, and it was painful.

So just...

-But we're coming out on top. -[Steph] Yeah, and we are.

And we will be OK.

-Which is the coolest thing about it, is that... -I know.

I was confused on how to move on.

I was flipping U turns on every corner.

That I know.

I promise.

[Steph] I was supposed to go for your nose.

-See, ha! -I was trying to go for your nose.

[both chuckle]

[Sammy] Knock it off.

Our friendship is the thing worth protecting.

[Sammy] I think there's always gonna be a spark.

[Steph] There's always gonna be a spark there,

but there's also ten years of friendship

that there was no romantic aspect before,

so I think that's why it's so easy

to just like... -Go back to it.

-Go back to it. -Yeah.

You saw me with the wiener and I --

-[Steph, indistinct] -I bit the tip off the wiener.

You want me to bang the tip off your thumb?

I will always love him a lot.

And I will always love you, too.

-But we're friends. -Yeah.

[indistinct speaking]

Hey, love, can you pour me a shot, please?

-[bartender] Absolutely. -Yes.

[bartender indistinct]

[JJ] And also...

[JJ] All right, put me on the bar.

-[cheering] -[shouting]

[fun music plays]

[people cheer]

[JJ] Let's go.

Oh, my God.

[cheering]

[Steph] Oh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Sammy, indistinct]

[cheering]

[Krista] Ready?

[cheering]

Cheers!

-To the boys. -[John] Let's get ready.

-Let's get ready. -What, what!

-Let's get ready. -[cheering]

Go, JJ! Go, JJ! Go!

♪♪

[music slows down slowly]

[John] Honestly, hearing that JJ has a crush on me,

I mean, I'm reluctant to believe it.

Such an awesome person like that has a crush on me.

I have a girlfriend right now. I -- I --

I don't know where our friendship goes from here.

-[Steph] JJ, JJ! -[people] Woo!

[cheering]

[intriguing music plays]

[John speaking]

[dramatic music hits]

♪ You know how I want it How I want it ♪

♪ So give it to me baby ♪

[all cheer]

[all] We wanna party!

-Girls, you guys killed it. -[girls] Thank you.

-[Jahmani] Yeah. -[Steph] That was so fun.

[Sammy] John, I know where this party's at.

-[Jahmani] Watch. -You have to tap it.

Watch.

-[dings] -Oh.

That's -- that's a lot.

[Steph] Yeah, that sounds about right.

-Yeah? -[Steph] No.

Oh!

-I know where the spot is at! -It's not --

[Jahmani] It's not about --

you know where the spot is at.

♪♪

[JJ] I don't wanna go to bed yet.

[Steph] No, we're not going to bed yet.

-Can we go in the hot tub? -[Sammy] Let's go to the hot tub. [laughs]

[dings]

[everybody chuckling]

[Jahmani] Let's have a party.

-[party music plays] -[shouting]

-[Jahmani] Hey... -[JJ] Oh.

Eye contact.

[Krista] All right, guys. I'm going to bed.

-I love you. -You're going to bed?

-I love you so much. -[Krista] Good night.

Tomorrow night is about to be really big.

And if they wanna fool around all night

and feel like crap tomorrow, that's on them.

But I'm gonna go and get my beauty rest.

[all speak]

Naked! I was like, "naked."

-[Steph] Oh, that too. -[John] Let's go naked, though.

[party music plays]

[shouting]

[Steph laughs]

♪♪

[all chant] Naked! Naked!

Naked! Naked!

Naked! Naked!

Naked!

[Jahmani] Oh, my God, he's doing it.

[all cheer]

You do have a good little tush.

I just love how I don't have hair on my ass like you.

How do you know I have hair on my ass?

-'Cause I've waxed your ass. -Yeah, damn right you did.

[laughing]

♪♪

[JJ & Jahmani speaking]

♪♪

No. I don't, I don't. No, no, no, no.

[soft music plays]

[laughing]

[Sammy speaks]

It's [indistinct].

[John speaks]

[Sammy speaking]

Saying anything to Sammy when he's this drunk is just

like speaking to a wall.

Good night, Sammy.

[Jahmani & JJ speak]

I'm just all over the place.

I'm [bleep], like, I really am,

'cause Jahmani's really good looking,

and I am attracted to him,

and I do have a crush on Johnny.

Plus, I'm ovulating, so that's when I feel my most horny.

♪♪

[soft music plays]

I'm like, yeah, I wanna hook up with Jahmani,

but also I know that I'd rather be with my friends

before this vacation's over.

[door rattling]

[giggles]

-[John] No... -[Steph & JJ giggle]

[laughing]

[indistinct speaking]

[John speaking]

[laughing]

[John] Wait.

[Sammy] What's up, brother?

Why are we having a slumber party in my room right now?

♪♪

I wanna have a good night's rest,

because tomorrow we have a big party to throw,

and I can't be off my A-game.

[Sammy & Steph snoring]

[John speaks]

[snores]

I can't sleep right now.

This is miserable.

-[snoring continues] -[John] Alright, let's go.

[snoring continues]

-[John speaking] -[JJ laughs]

[John, bleeps]

[snoring continues]

♪♪

-JJ, where did you sleep? -[JJ] I slept in my room.

[Sammy] Oh, you did?

[JJ] Now I'm worried that things are going to be a little weird.

This trip has just been amazing so far,

and I just don't want things to get ruined.

At the party, we should try to make this happen?

[intriguing music plays]

I'm, like, excited about this party,

and then I'm not because, really,

I just wanna hang out with you guys.

-[Steph] I just wanna be with you guys. -Yeah.

[gasps]

I'm excited to hopefully end this trip with a bang.

Literally.

[John] Our final night here, guys.

-Let's make it memorable. -[Sammy] Love you guys.

Hi. How are you, guys?

[Sammy] Oh, my God.

-[Parker] Oh, hi! -Hi!

[Parker] What is up, guys?

Yeah?

I think I just got your whole bibliography.

I, at this point, just want

to get Parker away from everybody else.

[dramatic music plays]

What is the height requirement to ride this ride?

[JJ] Yay. [laughs]

You're so beautiful.

He knows that I have a crush on him.

You've been flirting with whoever,

I do like Johnny,

and also the trip's almost at an end.

[whispering]