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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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PREPARE FOR TRANSMISSION.
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INITIATING ALIGNMENT
OF COBRA SATELLITE.
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[ BEEPING ]
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ALIGNMENT COMPLETE.
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TRANSMIT MASTER CODE...
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NOW.
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[ BEEPING ]
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STAGE ONE COMPLETE.
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TELEMETRY MESSAGE
RECORDED AND PROCESSED.
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NOW FOR STAGE TWO.
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TRANSFER TELEMETRY DATA
INTO THE MISSILE, AND VOILà!
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INSTANT ANTI-COBRA MISSILE!
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[ BEEPING ]
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WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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MAXIMUM ALERT.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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POSSIBLE CODE INTERCEPTION.
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ALL TACTICAL UNITS,
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PURSUE AND CAPTURE
THAT G.I. JOE BIRD NOW.
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NOW TO HEAD BACK TO THE FLAGG
AND A HOT MEAL.
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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COME ON, COBRA.
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IF YOU WANT ME,
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS CATCH ME!
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LOSE SOMETHING, COBRA?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HOPE YOUR FLIGHT INSURANCE
IS PAID UP.
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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OH, NERTS!
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OH, WHERE'D THOSE NIGHT RAVENS
COME FROM?
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JOE CONQUEST,
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COBRA DEMANDS
YOU LAND IMMEDIATELY.
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SURRENDER OR BE DESTROYED.
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CONQUEST TO BASE.
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DO YOU READ ME?
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PUT YOUR EARS ON, DIAL TONE!
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[ FEEDBACK ]
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OHH!
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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING,
G.I. JOE.
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SURRENDER YOURSELF AND THE COBRA
COMMAND CODE YOU STOLE,
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AND WE MIGHT LET YOU LIVE.
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COBRA COMMAND CODE?
THAT'S WHAT I RECORDED?
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FRATS. THIS TAPE
IS HOTTER THAN I THOUGHT.
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COBRA'S PLAYING ROUGH,
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AND UNTIL MORE JOES GET HERE,
I GUESS I'M PLAYING A SOLO ACT.
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OKAY, COBRA.
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LET'S PLAY A NEW GAME.
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I CALL IT CHUTES...
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AND LASERS!
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ALL RIGHT!
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GOOD GUYS, TWO.
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BAD GUYS, NOTHING.
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VERY CUTE, JOE.
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NOW IT'S TIME
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FOR A STRATO-VIPER'S GUIDE
TO LANDING THE HARD WAY.
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AAAAAH!
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[ GASPING ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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NEED COVER TO SHAKE COBRA LOOSE
BEFORE I SHAKE APART!
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YOU'VE FOUGHT WELL, JOE.
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FAREWELL.
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RAVEN WILL REMEMBER YOU
WITH HONOR.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
GOT YOURSELF A JOE, RAVEN.
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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UGH! IT'S JAMMED!
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COME ON, BABY. WORK! WORK!
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SOME JOE I AM.
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I TRADED ONE JOE CONQUEST
FOR ONLY THREE NIGHT RAVENS.
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HAWK'S GONNA BE ANNOYED.
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HUH! WORSE THAN THAT.
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THAT STRATO-VIPER'S BRINGING HIS
NIGHT RAVEN DOWN IN ONE PIECE.
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GREAT. JUST GREAT.
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OVER 11 MILLION SQUARE MILES
OF AFRICA TO CHOOSE FROM,
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AND I GOT TO PICK
A COBRA USED-CAR DEALERSHIP.
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UGH! UGH!
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PRETTY FANCY FLYING THERE,
COBRA,
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BUT YOUR LANDING
COULD STAND SOME WORK.
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WHAT THE...?
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WEREN'T EXPECTING A FEMALE
STRATO-VIPER, G.I. JOE?
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HEY!
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SO MUCH FOR HONOR AMONG PILOTS!
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
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POWER PACK'S GONE.
BLAST!
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DESTRO
AND HIS SHODDY EQUIPMENT!
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WELL, TOUGH LUCK,
VENOM LIPS.
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NOW I SUGGEST
A LITTLE COOPERATION
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IF YOU WANT TO GET OUT
FROM UNDER THAT PIECE OF JUNK
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BEFORE IT BLOWS SKY-HIGH.
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OH! YOU CLUMSY IDIOT!
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I'VE SPRAINED MY ANKLE!
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OOH!
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HEY! GIVE ME THAT!
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OHH!
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TALK ABOUT GRATITUDE.
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I'LL WRITE A NICE EPITAPH
ON YOUR TOMBSTONE.
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AAGH! OHH!
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MY LASER!
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OHH!
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AFTER A STUNT LIKE THAT,
I SHOULD JUST LEAVE YOU HERE,
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BUT JOES FOLLOW THE RULES.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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THE CAVALRY, JOE.
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BUT THIS TIME,
IT'S ON MY SIDE.
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UNLIKE YOUR FRIENDS,
COBRA HAS NOT ABANDONED ME.
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COBRA'S COME FOR YOU.
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WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THERE'S
A TARGET PAINTED ON MY CHEST?
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WHOA!
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STOP!
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DON'T SHOOT!
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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
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I'M ON YOUR SIDE!
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UGH!
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THERE'S SOME -- SOME MISTAKE.
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YOU'RE THEIR TARGET,
NOT ME!
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COME ON!
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BUT COBRA ALWAYS
TAKES CARE OF ITS OWN!
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I'D SAY COBRA'S GOT FUNNY IDEAS
ABOUT TAKING CARE OF ITS OWN.
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OH, NO.
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RUN!
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NO!
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PUT ME DOWN,
YOU OVERGROWN BOY SCOUT!
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGHT BAT
SINGLE-HANDED!
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[ PANTING ]
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BUT SURRENDER
IS SURE SUICIDE.
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WE'VE GOT COVER FROM
THE SMOKE!
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MOVE!
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OH, SO NOW
IT'S "WE'VE GOT COVER"!
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IS THERE A RADIO HERE?
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IF THERE WAS,
YOU THINK I'D TELL YOU?
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HA! SO YOU CAN CALL G.I. JOE
FOR HELP?
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YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
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WHOEVER'S RUNNING THIS GAME
THINKS YOU'RE EXPENDABLE.
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NEVER.
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COBRA WILL SEND A DOCTOR FOR ME
AS SOON AS YOU'RE ELIMINATED.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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WATCH OUT!
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THERE'S A LEVEL UNDER US.
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IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT.
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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COME ON, DRAGON LADY.
I'LL HELP YOU.
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HANDS OFF, SLIMEBALL.
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I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
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HEY, THE NAME'S SLIP STREAM,
NOT SLIMEBALL!
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Both: AAH!
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WE'VE BEEN SLIMED.
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IT'S NOT SLIME, STUPID.
IT'S...
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[ SIGHS ]
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YEAH? IT'S WHAT?
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NEVER MIND. LET'S GO.
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RAVEN!
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OHH!
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LET ME HELP YOU.
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FORGET IT, JOE.
I'M NOT TALKING.
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HMM.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OKAY. BE THAT WAY.
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NOW, LET'S GET
TO A WORKING RADIO.
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WE JUST MIGHT FIND ONE
DOWN HERE.
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THIS BASE WASN'T ABANDONED.
IT WAS EVACUATED.
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THEY DROPPED EVERYTHING
AND RAN.
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HMM. I DON'T LIKE THIS.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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A SCOUT!
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WE SURE COULD USE HIS GUN.
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"WE"? I DON'T RECALL
JOINING G.I. JOE.
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BAT!
THIS IS STRATO-VIPER RAVEN!
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I'VE GOT A PRISONER!
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GET DOWN HERE, YOU!
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CUT IT OUT!
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WHAT YOU'VE GOT
IS A DEATH WISH.
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UGH!
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Y-O-O-O, JOE!
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OHH!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ GASPING, CHOKING ]
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ALWAYS WORKS ON TV.
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UHP! WHOA!
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OHH!
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TRY THIS, SUCKER!
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[ HISSING ]
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00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,898
YOU STILL THINK
THEY'RE HERE TO HELP YOU?
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00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,769
THEIR PROGRAMMING
MUST BE FAULTY.
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00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,380
NO, RAVEN.
YOUR PROGRAM'S FAULTY.
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00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,382
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
TO KNOCK THE TRUTH
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INTO THAT THICK SKULL
OF YOURS?
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RAVEN?
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RAVEN?
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00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,475
RAVEN?!
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[ BREATHING SHAKILY ]
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RAVEN, IT'S DANGEROUS
TO GO OFF BY YOURSELF!
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OHH!
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LOOK, THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT COBRA LEFT
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IN THIS UNDERGROUND LAB.
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I HOPE THEY LEFT ME A BIG,
FAT MONKEY WRENCH.
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I'D LIKE TO FIX YOU WITH IT,
BUT GOOD!
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
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UH-OH.
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THERE'S A LIGHT DOWN THERE.
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HEAD FOR IT. I'LL COVER YOU.
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AND DON'T ARGUE!
JUST MOVE!
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WHO'S ARGUING?
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YAAAAAAAHHH!
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YAAH! WHOA! YO! WHOA!
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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IT MUST BE NEARBY.
THIS LOOKS FRESH.
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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OH, NO!
THE ALARM SYSTEM!
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WATCH THE FLOOR!
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WHOA!
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UNH!
MY LEG!
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HOLD ON!
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[ BLARING CONTINUES ]
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[ BLARING STOPS ]
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NOT A BAD RESCUE, FOR A JOE.
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[ GROANS ]
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YOU'RE VERY, VERY BRAVE,
SLIP STREAM.
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YEAH, WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD
SAY THAT TIME, I USED MY HEAD.
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00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,581
SAY,
WHO CUT OFF THE ALARM?
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00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,322
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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DON'T JUST SIT THERE.
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LET'S GO, SLIMEBALL.
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UGH. WOMEN.
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I'LL NEVER FIGURE THEM OUT.
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00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,294
LET'S SEE.
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RADIO IS SOMEWHERE NEAR
CORE CENTRAL,
247
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,386
BUT I DON'T FIND IT HERE.
248
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,257
SOMETHING ATE THIS WALL,
DIDN'T IT?
249
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,606
WHY ASK ME?
250
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:29,999
COME ON, RAVEN.
251
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,045
YOU KNEW WHAT THAT PIT OF GOO
WAS IN THE LAB,
252
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:35,048
AND YOU WEREN'T SURPRISED
TO SEE BIG HOLES IN THE WALLS.
253
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,789
HMPH! TYPICAL JOE
MENTALITY.
254
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,967
YOU AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT
BECAUSE I'M IN COBRA,
255
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,316
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
256
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,884
LISTEN, I'M GETTING TIRED
OF THE RUNAROUND, RAVEN.
257
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,320
NEITHER ONE OF US
WOULD BE HERE
258
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,148
UNLESS THERE WERE
SOME VERY HIGH STAKES
259
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,106
COBRA AND JOE
WERE PLAYING FOR.
260
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,848
NOW TALK!
261
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,154
[ SIGHS ]
262
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,720
THIS...
263
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,549
THIS IS ONE OF DR. MINDBENDER'S
BIOENGINEERING LABS --
264
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:02,075
TOO DANGEROUS
TO KEEP ON COBRA ISLAND.
265
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,294
SOMETHING WENT WRONG.
266
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,122
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIX IT.
267
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,819
"IT"? WHAT'S "IT"?
268
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,517
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
269
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,911
I'VE GOT TO PROTECT
SOME OF OUR SECRETS.
270
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,870
BOY, COBRA'S
REALLY MESSED UP YOUR HEAD.
271
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,873
COME ON.
LET'S FIND THAT RADIO ROOM.
272
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,179
[ GROWLING ]
273
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,659
WHAT IN BLOODY BLUE BLAZES?
274
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,749
[ GROWLING ]
275
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,665
LET ME GUESS --
THAT'S WHAT WENT WRONG!
276
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,363
HIT THE BLAST DOORS!
277
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:34,716
IT'S SHORTED OUT! UGH!
278
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,257
[ GROWLING ]
279
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,568
OH, I LOVE IT.
280
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,179
THAT THING'S
IN THEIR LINE OF FIRE.
281
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,574
TO GET US,
THEY'VE GOT TO GET PAST IT.
282
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:11,579
AFTER YOU.
283
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,928
TRY TO STOP ME.
284
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,365
THINK THAT THING
WILL KEEP THE BATS OCCUPIED?
285
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,846
FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS,
IF WE'RE LUCKY.
286
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,849
THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE
AGAINST THAT THING.
287
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,853
[ GROWLING ]
288
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,725
LET'S HOPE IT CAN'T FIT THROUGH
THE VENTILATION SYSTEM.
289
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,600
SHH! DO YOU HEAR THAT?
290
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,168
IT SOUNDS LIKE A FAN.
291
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,344
WE'RE GONNA GET DICED!
292
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,086
NOT THIS PILOT!
293
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,004
UGH!
294
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,615
SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO HEROES?
295
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:48,572
[ PANTING ]
296
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,009
I'M IMPRESSED.
297
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,967
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MOVE
THAT QUICKLY.
298
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,665
YOU COULD MOVE THAT FAST
299
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,451
IF COBRA SURGICALLY ALTERED
YOUR REFLEX SYSTEM.
300
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,801
SO, THAT'S HOW YOU
OUTFLEW ME.
301
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,150
YOU BEAT YOURSELF,
302
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:05,111
FLYING LIKE A TRAINEE
INSTEAD OF A REAL PILOT.
303
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,591
DON'T THESE GUYS EVER
GIVE UP?!
304
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:11,247
[ GRUNTS ]
305
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,902
GO ON. I'LL STAY HERE
TO DISCOURAGE THEM.
306
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,599
[ LASER FIRE ]
307
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,513
[ BEEPING ]
308
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,776
ANY OF THAT RADIO GEAR WORK?
309
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,736
YEAH. TIME FOR ME
TO CALL IN THE CAVALRY.
310
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,911
SLIP STREAM.
311
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,521
WE'VE BEEN
KEEPING THIS CHANNEL OPEN.
312
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,522
WHERE ARE YOU?
313
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,046
ALL RIGHT!
314
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,351
I'M DOWN AT COORDINATES
315
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,962
48-50-09er.
316
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,660
HOW ABOUT A LIFT HOME?
317
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,141
ROGER! WE'RE SCRAMBLING
ON TOMAHAWK NOW, PAL.
318
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,533
IS THE DELIVERY READY?
319
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,360
YOU BET!
320
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,536
GOT THE GOODS RIGHT HERE!
321
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,977
TERRIFIC.
322
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,805
YOU ALSO KNOCKED OUT
OUR COMMUNICATIONS LINK.
323
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,720
I NEED TO GET G.I. JOE
BACK.
324
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,634
MAYBE I CAN GET SOMETHING.
325
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,461
[ BEEPING ]
326
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,246
THERE'S OUR SIGNAL.
327
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,899
DR. MINDBENDER!
328
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:59,339
YOU'VE PROVIDED US WITH A GREAT
DEAL OF ENTERTAINMENT, FOOL.
329
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:02,559
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU BOTH
GET IN AND OUT OF MY TRAPS.
330
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:06,563
IN FACT, YOU'VE BEEN
THE COMEDY HIT OF THE SEASON.
331
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:10,524
WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU
WHEN OUR EXPERIMENT CANCELS YOU.
332
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,655
[ LAUGHS ]
333
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,527
AND WHAT ABOUT ME?!
334
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,573
IS THIS MY REWARD
FOR LOYALTY TO COBRA?!
335
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,011
YES.
YOU'LL DIE A HERO, MY DEAR,
336
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,449
AND BY THE TIME THE JOES REACH
YOU BOTH,
337
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,669
THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT
BUT TWO SMALL BURN MARKS
338
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,368
AND A HUNGRY BIO-ANNIHILATOR
EXPERIMENT,
339
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,284
HUNGRY FOR MORE
UNSUSPECTING JOES.
340
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,024
NO!
341
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,810
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
342
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,072
MORE BATS?!
343
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,249
COME ON! COME ON!
344
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,251
RAVEN!
345
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,861
UGH!
346
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,995
THIS WAY.
347
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,826
[ GROWLING ]
348
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,523
WHAT IS THAT THING?
349
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,351
DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
TO THE DOCTOR?
350
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,701
THAT THING IS THE
BIO-ANNIHILATOR,
351
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,703
THE MONSTER THAT MADE
ALL THAT SLIME,
352
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,488
THE HOLES IN THE WALL.
REMEMBER?
353
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:08,886
THE CENTRAL CONTROL COMPUTER
IS CLOSE BY.
354
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,366
HERE WE ARE.
355
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,715
I'LL HOLD THE FORT.
356
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,414
YOU TRY AND PROGRAM THIS PLACE
TO SELF-DESTRUCT.
357
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,981
[ BEEPS ]
358
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,723
PRIORITY ACCESS
REQUESTED AND RECEIVED.
359
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,813
PLEASE INSERT CASSETTE
WITH COMMAND CODE NOW.
360
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,511
WHERE IS THAT...
361
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,816
OH, BLAST!
362
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:29,733
I LOST THE CASSETTE
WITH THE CONTROL CODE!
363
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,693
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
CATCH.
364
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,261
I WON'T BOTHER TO ASK
HOW YOU GOT THIS.
365
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,309
[ GROWLING ]
366
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:46,097
WE'VE GOT 60 SECONDS BEFORE
THIS PLACE BLOWS SKY-HIGH.
367
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,143
THIS IS A CORE CENTRAL ALERT.
368
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,495
PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.
PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.
369
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,975
[ GROWLING ]
370
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,503
WHOA!
371
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,265
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
372
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,353
LISTEN.
373
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,268
A CHOPPER. BUT WHOSE?
374
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,530
WHO CARES?!
375
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,626
YAHOO!
376
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,542
Y-O-O-O, JOE!
377
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,769
[ GROWLING ]
378
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,746
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]
379
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,625
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE SO GLAD TO SEE THE ENEMY.
380
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,584
BRINGING BACK A PRISONER,
SLIP STREAM?
381
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:24,021
I...DON'T KNOW,
LIFELINE.
382
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:33,204
NO,
I THINK THIS IS A RECRUIT.
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