Original subtitles

- Yo, Joe!

♪ He'll fight for freedom Wherever there's trouble ♪

♪ G.I. Joe is there

♪ G.I. Joe ♪ A Real American Hero

♪ G.I. Joe is there ♪

♪ It's G.I. Joe against Cobra the enemy ♪

♪ Fighting to save the day

♪ He never gives up he's always there ♪

♪ Fighting for freedom over land and air ♪

♪ G.I. Joe ♪ ♪ A Real American Hero

♪ G.I. Hoe is there

- G.I. Joe is the codename

for America's daring, highly trained Special Mission Force.

Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra,

a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

♪ He never gives up He'll stay till the fight's won ♪

♪ G.I. Joe will dare

♪ G.I. Joe ♪ A Real American Hero

♪ G.I. Joe

- There ain't nothin' I like attending less than a weddin',

even if it is your kid sister's, Lifeline.

- Yeah, I'm with you, Shipwreck.

I'm only here because my sister wants me to walk her down the aisle.

Dad can't do it because he's performing the ceremony.

But I'll tell ya, I wish she weren't marrying so young.

- At this late date, you best keep that thought to yourself.

- We're here. Everyone fall out.

Unless you'd rather spend the next eight hours

testing armour at our Pittsburgh weapons depot.

- Don't tempt 'em, Scarlett. Thanks for the lift.

- No problem, Lifeline. Give your sister a kiss for me.

- So that's your dad's church, huh? - Uh-huh.

Has been since he was transferred here from Seattle three years ago.

- Say, why are those ladies giving us the evil eye?

Don't they know who you are?

- They know, Roadblock. They're pacifists.

I'm the black sheep of the family.

They don't approve of my career choice.

[groaning]

- Family squabbles always get me down.

I think I'll raise my spirits by checking out the catering truck.

Mind if I take a look at your hors d'oeuvres?

I do a little cooking myself.

- Oh, be my guest. In fact,

be my... [grunting]

[crying out] ...permanent guest.

[groaning] One of the Joes got a little too curious.

- We'll have to work fast! - And your dad never forgave you for joining the Joes?

- That's about it. - Oh, rough.

- Edwin! - Hello, Stephanie.

- Oh, it's so good to see you! - Oh, glad I could come.

Guys, meet my kid sister, Stephanie.

Now, this is Shipwreck, Lift-Ticket,

oh, and Mr. Cool himself, Iceberg.

I don't know where Roadblock is.

He went to inspect the hors d'oeuvres.

- Well, maybe he's already inside. The ceremony's about to start.

You guys go on in. I want a word with Edwin.

[organ music]

- Zarana, I got three of them.

- Good. I'll take number four.

- Edwin, you and Father have got to call a truce.

Do it for me, please?

- Well... I'll try.

- Number four is a go.

- Father. - Son.

- Gosh, don't I even rate a smile or at least a handshake?

- My son does, but his soldier's uniform does not.

Excuse me. I have a wedding to perform.

- Edwin, you promised to be nice to Father. - Hey, I...

- What's wrong?

- I... I don't know.

- Alright, let's find out how much heat this new armour can take.

If it can stand up to our weapons, it'll stand up to Cobra.

- Say when, Hawk. - Ready? Aim.

Fire!

- You heard the general. Fire!

- Dreadnoks! - Get 'em!

- Let's get outta here!

- Come on!

Yo, Joe!

- Zartan, this is Ripper.

We tracked 'em! Now all we gotta do is get away!

- Yes. Report, Zarana.

- The pellets are in place, Dr. Mindbender.

You can begin your experiment.

[grunting] - Alright,

what experiment, you dirty Cobra creeps?

[crying out]

- As I said, Dr. Mindbender, you can begin.

[laughing] - We already have, my dear.

- This better be good, Dr. Mindbender!

Cobra hires you to destroy the Joes,

not to entertain them with second-rate organ music.

- Ah, but Serpentor, I can do both at once.

- Come now, Mindbender,

even your playing isn't that bad.

- It is not how I play, but what I play that matters.

The Dreadnoks implanted small radio receivers

in a group of Joes here in Pittsburgh.

My mood-altering harmonics are transmitted

to the Joes' receivers,

disrupting their emotional balance.

They will feel sudden waves

of inexplicable fear, anger,

jealousy and hysteria.

- Yes, the Joes will be so unsettled by their mood swings,

they won't be able to resist a Cobra attack.

- Interesting.

Cobra Commander, go find something else to do.

Why don't you check on garbage-disposal operations? I'll take over here.

- But Serpentor, it's my project!

- It was your project.

Now it is mine.

Or have you forgotten who leads Cobra now?!

- I can never forget that, Serpentor.

- Play, Dr. Mindbender, play.

Let's have a bit more anger and jealousy

while you tell me which melodies correspond to what moods.

[laughing]

- Do you, Stephanie, take Peter to be your lawfully wedded husband?

- Ugh! Give me some room, you guys. You're crowding me!

- I do. - Hey! - Watch it, Lift-Ticket.

- Shhh! - If there is anyone who objects to this marriage,

let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

[groaning]

- Yes! I object strongly!

Stephanie's too young to get married!

And too good for that wimp!

- Edwin, what are you doing?! How could you say such a thing?!

- I... I... Sis, I don't know.

I...

[demented laughter] [exclamations]

- Edwin! - Stop hitting me! - You hit me first!

- Did not! - Did too!

- That's too weird. Let's get outta here.

[demented laughter]

- Hey, Lifeline, wait for us!

[laughing] Okay.

This is my trolley now!

And I don't want anyone else riding it!

Everybody off!

- Hey, you can't do that! [screaming]

Argh! Hey, take it easy!

- He's out of his mind!

- What's going on?! - Come back here!

[demented laughter]

- We want to play, too!

- Zartan, those were Joes that just went by!

- Zartan calling Dreadnoks. We've got four Joes in a trolley.

Let's give them some action.

- Little busy here, Zartan! We got three Joes on our tail!

- Good. Lead them into town. Mindbender will take it from there.

[demented laughter]

This is going to be fun!

- It's all yours, maestro.

[evil laughter]

[laughter]

- Stop! Stop!

[groaning] Ow!

My head hurts. I can't think!

- I... I... can't move.

[demented laughter]

- Coming through!

- I can't move! Can't move!

[demented laughter] [whooping]

- Hey!

Outta the way! Coming through!

Hey, better haul down the main sails, Lifeline.

Those swabbies ain't movin'! The brakes ain't workin'!

- We're gonna run over our pals!

- Wait! I'll show you crybabies how to handle this!

That's how you stop a trolley.

- Hey, Hawk, you spoiled our fun. Why didn't you move?

- We... we couldn't. I... I don't know why.

- We were chasing the Dreadnoks, they turned a corner, disappeared--

- And suddenly, there you were, coming right us.

- I want everyone back to the Joe testing base

till we figure out what's going on.

- Sorry, Hawk, I can't go. I've gotta see my sister and apologize.

[groaning] - Go on, then! Get outta here! Who needs you anyway?!

- Alright, alright! I can take a hint.

- So what are we waiting for?

The rest of you, buddy up on the recon sleds. Let's get outta here!

[laughter] - What do you think of my music now, Serpentor?

- Hmm. I would have been more impressed

if they had been run over by the trolley.

- Precisely our feelings, Serpentor.

- Zartan! We set them up,

but you failed to finish the job!

You saw how helpless they were. Emotional paralysis.

They couldn't move!

- Lift-Ticket could. He did it his way and saved the day!

- Perhaps my playing was too subtle.

I didn't want the Joes to realize what was happening to them.

Next time, I'll play... louder!!!

[crying out] - Very impressive.

Your device deserves a second test, Mindbender.

Let's see how well the Joes fight under emotional distress.

Zartan, you and your Dreadnoks go to the Joe testing range.

Take some bats for backup and launch an attack.

If they can defeat the Joes on their own turf,

then, Dr. Mindbender,

I will have the weapon of the century!

- Stephanie, it's not the end of the world.

- I know, Peter. It's really my brother Edwin I'm worried about.

The way he acted makes no sense.

- Stephanie, I came to offer an apology.

I feel awful about what I did at the church.

- Oh, I forgive you, but I think it's important

that we find out why you did what you did.

- My emotions just went out of control. I don't know why.

- I'll tell you why, Edwin. You've thrown in with a bad lot.

Brutal, warlike men and women with no concern for human feeling.

And you're becoming like them.

- Dad, you're wrong. The Joes are heroes. I'm proud to be one of 'em.

- Then you're no son of mine.

- Stephanie, I'm sorry. I guess I better leave. I'll talk to you later.

- Edwin, wait!

Oh, Dad. [sobbing]

- Dreadnoks!

Take cover!

- This is gonna be real easy!

- Yeah. - We won't even need them BATS!

- Oh! Help!

- Help yourself, Iceberg! I'm busy!

- I think we're gonna win this one.

[laughing] - By controlling their emotions,

I've made it impossible for the Joes to fight effectively.

- It'll take more than sour notes to defeat my pals, Mindbender!

- Oh, really?

Our prisoner just got a massive overdose of self-pity!

[screaming] [evil laughter]

- Yes, Mindbender, but there's one problem.

You're having all the fun! [grunting]

[crying out] - O great Serpentor, don't!

- Silence! Now I will lead the Joes

to their ultimate destruction.

This I command!

- Whee!

- Zartan! - And the fool pilot's flying right into our line of fire!

[laughing]

[laughter]

- Oh! - Now let's hit their arsenal.

- Hawk, it's no use! The Dreadnoks have us licked!

Let's get outta here!

- Just like a woman. Always ready to quit.

[laughing]

- Hawk, don't! You're just gonna make 'em mad!

Oh! I told ya! [crying out]

[moaning]

- They're still alive!

- Hmm. But not for long.

When this sets off their arsenal, they're history!

[beeping]

[crazed laughter]

- Zarana to Mindbender. Should we go back

and finish 'em off?

- Not necessary, Zarana.

Mindbender's weapon has been proved effective.

Alive or not, the Joes are finished.

- Edwin, what's wrong?!

- Oh... my friends, they're hurt.

[laughter]

- It was like shooting wooden ducks at a carnival.

[laughing]

- Excellent.

I truly possess the weapon of the century.

Wouldn't you agree, Cobra Commander?

- Oh, I agree with everything you say, mighty Serpentor.

- See that you do.

Now, I want to experiment at close range.

- Don't be a fool, snake drool!

There ain't a musical note around that's gonna knock me down!

- Oh, really?

[groaning, then screaming]

Crawl, swine.

This I command!

[groaning] - You'll pay, lizard brain!

- Serpentor, his resistance is too great!

He'll die before he surrenders to the music!

[crying out] - Doctor, if I want your opinion,

I'll beat it out of you!

- Thanks, Stephanie. Some wedding day, huh?

- This will hurt a bit, son. You dislocated your shoulder.

- Yeah, along with my common sense.

[crying out] [groaning]

Thanks, Reverend. Now I know where Lifeline got his gentle touch.

- My son inherited nothing from me.

- Whew. I can feel the chill all the way across the room, Lifeline.

Why don't you two make up? - He started it. Let him make the first move.

- Scarlett, what happened to us? How did we get beaten so badly?

- I don't know, Hawk, but we didn't fight as a team.

- Scarlett's right. Our emotions pulled us apart.

Cobra's behind this. I'm willing to bet on it.

- And what we need are reinforcements. - No, Shipwreck.

If indeed it is Cobra, it's important that we handle it ourselves.

- Dad, we have to talk. - We have nothing to talk about.

- Yes, we do.

I love you, Dad, and you love me,

but we have to accept each other for what we are,

rather than waste our lives with anger.

[sighing] That's how I feel about it.

- Edwin... you would've made a fine preacher.

And you're right. We are what we are.

And it's time that I remembered how much I do love you.

Son. - Dad.

[organ music]

- Green is for envy,

red is for pain,

yellow is fear,

purple is vain,

orange is anger,

blue is despair!

Your moods will keep changing more than you can bear!

[evil laughter] Applaud me!

I just made up a song! [alarm sounding]

- Serpentor, the Joes are attacking!

- Fools! They'll be defeated the same as before!

Only this time, permanently!

Launch Night Ravens to attack the Joe aircraft!

Now, Mindbender, we'll see what your weapon can do!

- Ravens attacking, Lift-Ticket!

- No problem, Scarlett! [groaning]

- Fight it, Lift-Ticket!

Let's send those blackbirds squawking!

[grunting] That music!

- Block out those sour notes, Scarlett!

- I'm trying, I'm trying!

[exclaiming] - A Raven's after me!

- Concentrate, concentrate!

- I've beat it!

Now let's give Hawk some air support!

- Hawk, those BATS! I'm scared!

- Me, too! But keep telling yourself they're just machines!

Just stupid, mindless machines!

- I don't hear nothin'. I don't hear nothin'!

Ah! Bingo!

- I will not drown.

I will not drown!!

I will not drown!!!

[crying out] Yo, Joe, I didn't drown!

- Something's gone wrong! - Let's outta here!

- What about Zartan and Torch?!

- They'll have to manage on their own!

- The Dreadnoks are leaving!

The Joes are winning! Mindbender!

Your machine is a failure!

- Wha... Ah... Ah.

- Ah... - Ah...

- My instrument! It's ruined!

- That's not all that's gonna be ruined, Mindbender.

[laughing]

- Should we go after 'em?

- Let 'em go. We'll catch 'em another time.

Right now, we've got a wedding to attend.

- By the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you man and wife.

That which God has joined, let no man put asunder.

You may kiss the bride.

- Now, that’s a Force 10 kiss.

- You know, maybe Cobra did us a favour. - How do you read that?

- Well, they forced each of us to recognize some of our weaknesses.

That's not all bad.

- Yeah, I guess. But let's not forget:

We got our strong emotions, too.

You know what I mean?

Subtitling: difuze