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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

♪ WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE

♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,

♪ HE'S ALWAYS THERE

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

Announcer: G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE

♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO

♪ G.I. JOE

[ GROANS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ COUGHING ]

Iceberg: [ Strained ] LIFELINE.

ICEBERG? GOOD LORD, ICEBERG!

[ MOANS ]

LIFELINE. I-I'M D-DYING.

[ GROANS ]

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE.

TOO LATE. C-COBRA GOT ME.

SAVE YOURSELF.

[ MOANS ]

NO. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

YOU'RE IN MY HANDS NOW, PAL.

HERE. THIS WILL OFFSET YOUR HYPOTHERMIA.

YOU'LL PULL THROUGH. I SWEAR YOU WILL!

[ SNAKE HISSING ]

AAH!

NO! NO!

AAH!

[ HISS CONTINUES ]

THAT'S WHAT DID THIS TO ME!

KILL IT, LIFELINE! KILL IT!

I CAN'T! I CAN'T KILL!

YOU GOT TO KILL THAT THING, LIFELINE!

NO! I REFUSE TO USE WEAPONS!

[ GROANS ]

GRAB HOLD!

ICEBERG!

[ SNAKE HISSING ]

AAH!

NO! NOOOOOOO!

[ SIGHS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GROWLS ]

Low-Light: I'M WATCHING THAT.

AH! LOW-LIGHT. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D STILL BE UP.

DON'T YOU EVER SLEEP AT NIGHT?

I TRY NOT TO.

I HAD A DREAM TONIGHT.

A NIGHTMARE, REALLY.

I'VE READ YOUR MEDICAL FILES. YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES.

HOW DO YOU STAND HAVING THEM EVERY NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE?

YOU MAKE DO. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

EMPEROR, THE SOMULATOR IS WORKING EVEN BETTER

THAN I EXPECTED.

THERE IS NO MARGIN FOR FAILURE, DR. MINDBENDER.

THIS IS NOT ONE OF COBRA COMMANDER'S

PATHETIC LITTLE SCHEMES.

I KNOW THAT ALL TOO WELL, OH GREAT SERPENTOR.

THE SOMULATOR'S PSYCHIC WAVES

TRIGGER NIGHTMARES TO DRIVE OUR VICTIMS MAD.

[ LAUGHS ]

NOT MAD, DR. MINDBENDER.

AT LEAST NOT YET.

I NEED THE JOES TO WORK FOR ME.

HIT 'EM FAST, AND HIT 'EM HARD!

YO-O-O, JOE!

All: YO-O-O JOE!

WITH YOU ALL THE WAY, HAWK.

COME ON, GUYS.

GIVE ME A SHOT AT THOSE OVERGROWN IGUANAS.

GREAT WORK, MEN. FOLLOW ME IN.

All: YO-O-O JOE!

[ SNAKE HISSING ]

EVASIVE MANEUVERS, FAST.

NO. NO, THEY'RE GONE.

DEAD! IT'S MY FAULT!

I LED THEM TO THEIR DEATHS!

THIS IS MY FAULT!

[ HISSING CONTINUES ]

NO, STOP! STOP!

AAAAAHHHHHH!

STOP!

[ PANTING ]

MORNING, LOW-LIGHT. HOW'S IT GOING?

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

WHAT'S WITH HIM? OH, WELL.

I HAVE THE MORNING REPORT, GENERAL HAWK.

HAWK? YOU OKAY?

SOMETHING WRONG?

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY, LADY JAYE --

I FEEL LIKE EGGS DO AFTER THEY'RE SCRAMBLED.

[ Laughing ] WHAT? DON'T LAUGH.

I HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE, JUST LIKE SOME LITTLE KID.

THAT'S ODD. SO DID I.

BELIEVE ME, YOURS COULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORSE THAN MINE.

I DON'T KNOW. I DREAMED I WAS SINGING

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SUPER BOWL.

NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

I WASN'T EXACTLY IN DRESS UNIFORM.

IT WAS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.

Beach Head: BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

DREADNOKS ARE RAIDING THE CHANDLER OIL RIGS!

LET'S GO.

TO THE TOMAHAWKS!

LET'S MOVE IT! LET'S MOVE IT!

Sci-Fi: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? Leatherneck: WHO KNOWS?

To all aircraft, this is Hawk.

Play this one by the book.

No special heroics. Got that?

Jaye: Gotcha, General.

Sci-Fi: With you all the way, Hawk.

Ripper: JUST STAY NICE AND QUIET, FOLKS.

AND YOU'LL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO DRILL ANOTHER WELL.

THEN WE CAN SIPHON OFF THE OIL FROM THAT ONE, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOK, WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

THAT'S OKAY, MATE.

WE KNEW THEY WERE COMING.

[ LAUGHS ]

SO, WE BAKED THEM MORE THAN JUST A CAKE.

Hawk: Okay, let's do it!

[ SNAKE HISSING ]

NO! NO! MY -- MY NIGHTMARE!

IT'S COMING TRUE!

AAH!

Jaye: Hawk, do you hear me?

GENERAL HAWK?

WHY DOESN'T HE ANSWER?

GOT TO PULL MYSELF TOGETHER.

GET BACK, EVERYONE.

THIS SNAKE IS MINE.

I don't want anyone else near it.

Sci-Fi: [ Laughing ] Great shooting, General.

THAT OUGHT TO WIN YOU A KEWPIE DOLL.

Hawk: We've still got the Dreadnoks to catch

and those oil workers to free.

LET'S MOVE IT!

OKAY, THE BOMB'S IN PLACE.

YEAH, WELL, QUICK. SET THE TIMER.

THE JOES HAVE SPOTTED US!

HEADS UP, ZARTAN!

THE JOES ARE ONTO US!

WE SET THE FUSE. TAKE HER DOWN!

[ BEEPING ]

GENERAL, WE GOT TROUBLE.

JUST TWO MINUTES BEFORE THIS THING GOES BOOM.

LADY JAYE, SCI-FI, FREE THOSE RIGGERS!

LEATHERNECK, COME WITH ME!

YES, SIR!

GOT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE'S INSIDE.

EVERYBODY, CLIMB ABOARD THE TOMAHAWKS.

HURRY UP, LOW-LIGHT!

HAWK AND LEATHERNECK ARE STILL INSIDE!

Dial Tone: THEY BETTER GET A MOVE ON.

ACCORDING TO MY WATCH, WE'VE ONLY GOT 15 SECONDS LEFT.

Hawk: GET THIS MAN ABOARD!

HOLD ON TIGHT!

[ BEEP ]

EXCELLENT.

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

I MUST SEE SERPENTOR.

SERPENTOR, I HAVE GOOD NEWS.

YOU BETTER HAVE, DOCTOR.

I DO NOT TOLERATE FAILURE.

THE TEST WAS SUCCESSFUL.

I WAS ABLE TO MAKE GENERAL HAWK

FREEZE AT THE SIGHT OF A MERE INFLATABLE SNAKE.

BY PLANTING THE PROPER IMAGES IN THEIR PUNY MINDS,

THE JOES WILL CHOKE IN COMBAT.

WITHIN A MATTER OF WEEKS,

THEY WILL BE WORTHLESS AS SOLDIERS.

WEEKS WILL NOT DO!

I WANT RESULTS NOW!

THIS I COMMAND!

Hawk: SURE I'M OKAY, LIFELINE?

YES, SIR. BUT YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST JOE

TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NIGHTMARES.

WE'RE ALL BECOMING OVERLY TENSE.

SOMETHING'S DEFINITELY WRONG,

BUT NONE OF US KNOW WHAT IT IS.

YOURS IS NIGHTMARE REPORT NUMBER 12,

AND IT'S GETTING WORSE.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR FIVE DAYS MYSELF.

BUT I SCREWED UP IN ACTION, LIFELINE.

THAT SCARES ME.

IF SOMETHING I DID EVER HURT SOMEONE ELSE,

I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF.

[ MONSTER GROWLING ]

Date: I'VE SEEN THIS PART FOUR TIMES, ICEBERG,

AND IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

WHEN HE TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND THEY KISS,

I JUST FEEL SO ROMANTIC.

[ YAWNS ]

Date: ICEBERG? ICEBERG!

[ HORN HONKS ]

Woman: HEY, QUIET DOWN!

WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE!

STOP HONKING, WILL YA?

OH, MAN, YOU'RE REALLY A FUN DATE.

WE HAVE HIM. HE'S OURS.

INCREASE THE POWER, DR. MINDBENDER.

TO THE MAX, MY EMPEROR.

TO THE MAX!

NO!

THIS HAS GOT TO BE A NIGHTMARE, BUT IT'S SO REAL!

AAH!

WHOA!

[ SNAKE HISSES ]

AAH!

ICEBERG, THE MOVIE'S NOT THAT SCARY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SHOW A LITTLE GET UP AND GO, PEOPLE.

WE ALL NEED EXERCISE.

[ Strained ] CAN'T DO IT, HAWK.

MY GET UP AND GO IS GONE.

IT WENT TO BED THREE DAYS AGO.

[ Strained ] YEAH, CAN'T STAY UP.

WE CAN'T GO TO BED.

DON'T WANT THOSE NIGHTMARES.

WE CAN FIGHT IT. WE'VE GOT TO.

LET OUR GUARD DOWN FOR A MOMENT

AND THAT'S WHEN COBRA COULD ATTACK.

[ YAWNS ]

DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT COBRA ANYMORE, GENERAL.

DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT COBRAS AT ALL.

GOT TO FIGHT IT, ICEBERG.

GOT TO FIGHT IT, BECAUSE --

AAH!

[ GASPS ]

ANOTHER LOUSY NIGHTMARE.

YOU OKAY, GENERAL HAWK?

HERE, HAVE SOME COFFEE TO HELP WAKE YOU UP.

THANKS.

[ PANTING ]

LIFELINE, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?

I GUESS I'M DOING WHAT ALL THE JOES ARE DOING --

JUST TRYING TO STAY AWAKE,

NOT LETTING OURSELVES GO TO SLEEP.

WHEN WE SLEEP, THE NIGHTMARES COME BACK.

WE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, GENERAL.

G.I. JOE IS FALLING APART.

[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]

[ GROANING ]

[ YAWNS ]

Both: [ YAWN ]

HEY, I JUST PLAYED THAT CARD.

HOW THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES DID YOU GET IT?

LUCK OR CHEATING?

ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHEAT?

YOU ARE A CHEAT! WHY, YOU --

[ GROANS ]

HEY, WATCH IT, YOU MANIACS!

WHO ARE YOU SHOVING?

LOOK, CROSS-COUNTRY,

NOBODY PUNCHES MY BUDDY EXCEPT ME!

CUT IT OUT! ALL OF YOU!

THESE NIGHTMARES -- THEY'RE MAKING EVERYBODY ACT CRAZY.

NOW, COOL IT OR I'LL SHOW YOU A REAL NIGHTMARE.

[ SIGHS ]

THEY CAN'T TAKE IT LIKE I DO.

[ SIGHS ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

WHERE AM I?

WHO'S THERE?!

I-I SAID, WHO'S THERE?!

[ SCREAMS ]

Man: [ Echoing ] STEP FORWARD.

DO YOU HEAR ME, COOPER?

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I SAY?

Low-Light: D-DAD?

Man: I ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE A WIMP, COOPER.

SCARED OF THE DARK, WEAK.

YOU MADE ME ASHAMED YOU WERE MY SON!

Low-Light: NO! PLEASE, DON'T SAY THAT!

Man: THEN PROVE YOU'RE NO WIMP.

I WANT YOU TO KILL 20 RATS,

AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU DO.

HEAR ME, COWARD?

I'LL DO IT, FATHER.

I PROMISE I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT.

Man: IN THE DARK, COOPER. IN THE DARK.

Low-Light: NO. NO!

SERPENTOR, WE'RE GETTING A RESPONSE FROM TARGET SIX.

Serpentor: INCREASE THE DOSAGE, MY DEAR DOCTOR.

I WANT TO SEE HIM CRACK LIKE AN EGG.

[ MOANS ]

I -- I AIN'T RUNNING THIS TIME, DAD.

I'M NOT A KID ANY LONGER.

THIS TIME, I'LL GET THOSE BLASTED RATS!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE TOUGHER THAN THAT!

I'M NO WIMP ANYMORE!

I'M A G.I. JOE,

AND NOTHING STOPS A G.I. JOE! NOTHING!

HE'S RESISTING THE SOMULATOR!

MORE POWER, THEN.

I WANT TO BREAK THAT JOE.

[ GROANS ]

YOU GOT TO BE TOUGHER THAN ME!

AND THESE DAYS, THEY DON'T MAKE ANYONE TOUGHER!

HEAR ME, DAD?!

[ SNAKES HISSING ]

[ GROANING ]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR COWARDLY SON NOW, DAD?!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

MORNING, EVERYONE.

WHO APPOINTED YOU LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE?

[ LAUGHS ]

I HAD A GOOD DREAM LAST NIGHT.

FOUGHT SOME SNAKES AND WON.

SNAKES? COBRAS?

[ YAWNS ]

GIANT KILLER COBRAS.

I WOKE UP JUST BEFORE THEY GOT ME.

YEAH. I WAS DROWNING IN AN ICY RIVER WHEN THEY ATTACKED.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN TOO TIRED TO THINK STRAIGHT.

WE CAN'T ALL HAVE HAD THE SAME KIND OF DREAMS

UNLESS IT'S A PLOT AGAINST US

BY OUR OLD SNAKE-BREATH FRIENDS, COBRA.

ONLY LOW-LIGHT, WHO'S USED TO HAVING NIGHTMARES,

FOUGHT THEM BACK SUCCESSFULLY.

IF IT'S COBRA THAT'S BEHIND OUR NIGHTMARES,

WE CAN FIGHT BACK AND STOP THEM.

LIFELINE, THIS IS RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.

ANY WAY I CAN HELP, YOU'VE GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT. HERE'S MY PLAN.

HAVE YOU CORRECTED YOUR SETBACK, DR. MINDBENDER?

I-IT'S JUST A SHORT DELAY, OH GREAT SERPENTOR.

IN A FEW DAYS --

I WILL NOT TOLERATE DELAYS!

I DEMAND RESULTS -- TONIGHT!

SO FAR, I'VE ONLY DIRECTED THEIR NIGHTMARES.

I COULD ACTUALLY ENTER THEM MYSELF,

BUT IT MIGHT UNDO THE PROGRESS WE'VE ALREADY MADE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

ENTER THEIR DREAMS.

DESTROY THEM! THIS I COMMAND!

SERPENTOR HAS ORDERED ME TO FINISH OFF THE JOES.

IT'S DANGEROUS, BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE.

THE JOES MUST BE DESTROYED.

[ BEEPING ]

MAINFRAME HAS ADJUSTED THE E.K.G.

SO IT'LL LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR NIGHTMARES BEGIN.

THEN WE ROUTE YOUR NIGHTMARES THROUGH LOW-LIGHT

AND FIGHT COBRA'S ATTACK FOR ALL OF US.

READY?

I'D BETTER BE.

WE WON'T HAVE A SECOND CHANCE.

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]

[ YAWNS ]

[ BEEPING INTENSIFIES ]

THIS IS IT.

Hawk: THIS HAS GOT TO BE PART OF THE NIGHTMARE.

I DON'T SEE LOW-LIGHT!

IT FIGURES! THIS IS HIS DREAM!

OH, NO!

HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-LP!

I'M COMING! HANG IN THERE!

[ MOANS ]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

THIS IS LIKE MY OTHER NIGHTMARE.

IF I GIVE ORDERS, MY MEN WILL DIE.

LOOK OUT!

WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?!

[ GROANING ]

DIAL TONE CAN'T SPEAK!

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?

Mainframe: LADY JAYE!

[ GROANS ]

MAINFRAME.

[ Distorted ] HELP ME, PLEASE!

HELP ME!

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

LADY JAYE! HELP ME!

ICEBERG, GRAB MY HAND!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

ICEBERG!

NO!

THAT NIGHTMARE WON'T HAPPEN!

MY MEN WON'T DIE!

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, AND THEY TRUST ME!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[ SNAKES HISSING ]

IF WE WORK TOGETHER, COBRA CAN'T DEFEAT US!

[ HISSING CONTINUES ]

IT'S NOT REAL!

COBRA CAN'T HURT US!

Mindbender: YOU PUNY FOOLS!

YOU CAN'T SURVIVE!

COBRA WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

DON'T LET GO!

THE ONLY WAY WE CAN WIN IS TO STAY TOGETHER!

WE'VE GOT TO FIGHT THIS.

WE CAN'T LET COBRA DEFEAT US.

WHATEVER YOU FOOLS DO,

I'LL STILL DESTROY YOU!

YOU CANNOT WIN!

Low-Light: YOU CALL THIS A NIGHTMARE?

LOW-LIGHT!

I'LL SHOW YOU THE STUFF

THAT NIGHTMARES ARE REALLY MADE OF, MINDBENDER!

[ SNAKE HISSING ]

Mainframe: WHAT'S GOING ON?

THIS IS FROM LOW-LIGHT'S DREAMS.

HE'S CONTROLLING THEM NOW.

[ HISSING CONTINUES ]

SNAKES! FORGET THE RATS!

DESTROY THE JOE!

DESTROY HIM NOW!

NO WAY!

YOUR DREAMS ARE POWERLESS!

I'M IN CONTROL!

NOW, WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

I MUST DESTROY THAT EVIL MACHINE!

UP AND AT 'EM, TIGERS.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL?

BETTER. IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT?

LOW-LIGHT TOOK OVER OUR DREAMS

AND DEFEATED COBRA FOR US.

I GUESS HE DEFEATED HIS OWN NIGHTMARES, TOO.

DON'T WAKE HIM UP.

IT'S THE FIRST DECENT SLEEP HE'S HAD IN YEARS.