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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE
IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING,
HIGHLY TRAINED
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SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE
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♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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Serpentor:
NO! THIS IS FUTILE!
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WE'RE TOO EVENLY MATCHED.
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WHAT USE IS A SIMULATION
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THAT CAN'T GIVE US
WHAT WE NEED MOST --
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AN EDGE TO GRANT COBRA
TOTAL, LASTING VICTORY?
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I THINK WE MAY FINALLY
HAVE JUST SUCH AN EDGE,
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O GREAT SERPENTOR.
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WITH WHAT? TOYS?
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Dr. Mindbender:
I'VE LEARNED THAT GENERAL HAWK
IS FLYING TO EUROPE.
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NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE.
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IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN...
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GENERAL HAWK
IS ONLY THE APEX
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OF THE G.I. JOE
COMMAND STRUCTURE.
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BENEATH HIM
IS AN EQUALLY STRONG
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AND COMPETENT
CADRE OF LEADERS --
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DUKE, FLINT, BEACH HEAD,
SGT. SLAUGHTER.
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AH, BUT WHAT IF
I INFILTRATED
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THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
PERSONNEL RECORDS
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TO PROMOTE THREE JOES
TO THE RANK OF COLONEL?
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AND HOW WILL
THAT HELP COBRA
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CONQUER THE WORLD FOR ME,
DR. MINDBENDER?
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I WILL CRIPPLE
G.I. JOE
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BY PROMOTING
THE THREE JOES
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MOST LIKELY TO UNDERMINE
THEIR MORALE AND EFFICIENCY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHIPWRECK, DIAL TONE,
AND LIFELINE, EH?
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PERFECT!
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DR. MINDBENDER,
UNLEASH YOUR SCHEME.
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THIS I COMMAND!
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UH, MY SATELLITE
TRACKING SYSTEM
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IS GOING TO BE PERFECT,
MAINFRAME -- PERFECT.
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UH, IF I WERE YOU, I'D DO
A LITTLE MORE RE-ENGINEERING
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ON SOME OF YOUR SUBSYSTEMS,
DIAL TONE.
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OH, MAINFRAME,
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO THROW
COLD WATER ON EVERYTHING?
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Mainframe:
WELL, WHEN HOT AIR
GETS OUT ON THIN ICE,
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COLD WATER
IS WHAT YOU GET.
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HEY! LOOK OUT!
UNH!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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LOOKS LIKE SPRING THAW
CAME EARLY THIS YEAR.
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FORWARD. FORWARD.
JUST A LITTLE BIT FORWARD.
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YOU JARHEADS KNOW WHAT
"FORWARD" IS, DON'T YOU?
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YEAH. IT'S THE WAY A S.E.A.L.
BEHAVES ON A FIRST DATE.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[ BOTH GROAN ]
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STUPID JARHEAD.
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A BLOCK AND TACKLE
IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU?
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THEY'VE ONLY BEEN USING THEM
FOR 10,000 YEARS.
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I CAN HANDLE
A BLOCK AND TACKLE.
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YOU CAN'T SET THE BRAKE PINS
PROPERLY.
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I HEARD A CRASH.
ARE YOU TWO OKAY?
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NO, WE AIN'T OKAY!
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WET SUIT HERE IS GONNA NEED
A HOSPITAL IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
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HEY! NOW, CUT IT OUT!
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO FIGHT EACH OTHER.
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Both:
THE HECK WE DON'T!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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HEY, YOU TWO!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BROTHERS.
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SAVE YOUR FIGHT FOR COBRA
AND THE OTHERS.
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NOW, WHO STARTED THIS?
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Both:
HE DID!
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HE DIDN'T SET
THE BRAKE PIN.
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THAT WASN'T MY JOB!
THAT WAS...SHIPWRECK'S!
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[ SNORING ]
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[ MEN GRUNTING ]
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QUICK. ATTACH
THE COMPUTER BYPASS.
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[ PANEL BEEPS ]
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TELE-VIPER SQUAD SIX
TO DR. MINDBENDER.
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READY TO INSERT BOGUS MESSAGES
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INTO JOE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
COMPUTER TRAFFIC.
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LIFELINE, DIAL TONE,
AND SHIPWRECK?
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Beach Head:
THESE THREE?
PROMOTED TO COLONEL?
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THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
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SHIPWRECK ISN'T EVEN
IN THE ARMY.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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I CONTACTED D.O.D. TWICE
FOR CONFIRMATION
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AND GOT THE SAME ANSWER.
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BUT WHY THESE THREE
PARTICULAR JOES?
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WHY NOT ROADBLOCK
OR SLIP STREAM OR -- OR ME?
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YOU BETTER STOP WORKING ON THAT,
DIAL TONE.
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AW, BEACH HEAD.
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT LICKED.
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COLONELS DON'T HAVE TIME
TO WASTE ON THAT KIND OF WORK.
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COLONEL? OW!
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Shipwreck: BACK OFF!
COME ON, FELLAS. BACK OFF.
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HEY! BACK OFF!
QUIT SHAKING THE PILE!
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Man:
YOU STUPID SAILOR.
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ALL RIGHT! AT EASE!
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Beach Head:
SHIPWRECK AND LIFELINE,
FRONT AND CENTER.
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[ Panting ]
HUH?
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I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM
WANTING TO CHEW OUT SHIPWRECK,
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BUT LIFELINE?
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YEAH? WHAT'S UP,
BEACH HEAD?
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Beach Head:
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
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OH, NO!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
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WHAT'S WRONG?
BEEN TRANSFERRED?
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NO. WORSE.
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
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BOTH OF US --
TO COLONEL!
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BOY, OH, BOY, SOMEBODY FINALLY
REALIZED MY POTENTIAL.
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YOU SORRY SONS OF DOG FACES
ARE GONNA REALLY SNAP TO
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NOW THAT COLONEL SHIPWRECK
IS HERE.
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OKAY, YOU MANGY
LANDLUBBERS.
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[ MEN CHATTERING ]
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ATTEN-HUT!
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SHIPWRECK, DON'T
THROW YOUR RANK AROUND.
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THEY WON'T LIKE IT.
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AH, THEY WON'T MIND.
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BESIDES, THEY NEED
A LITTLE DISCIPLINE.
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WELL, ACCORDING
TO THE DUTY ROSTER,
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WE'RE SCHEDULED FOR DRILL
ON THE ARMOR RANGE
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AND TEST LOADING
NEW WEAPONS.
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UH, COLONEL DIAL TONE, SIR,
I DON'T THINK
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DUKE OR FLINT'S GONNA BE
ALL THAT APPRECIATIVE
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OF YOU MESSING WITH
THE H.A.V.O.C. GUIDANCE SYSTEM.
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LOOK, CROSS COUNTRY,
SINCE I'M AN OFFICER,
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I DON'T THINK
ANYONE WILL OBJECT
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IF I IMPLEMENT A FEW
IMPROVEMENTS TO THE SYSTEM.
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NOPE. NOPE.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
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I REFUSE
TO LET YOU DRIVE
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ANY VEHICLES
WITH WEAPONS ON THEM.
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BEGGING YOUR PARDON,
COLONEL LIFELINE,
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BUT WE'RE A COMBAT UNIT.
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HOW DO WE PRACTICE
WITHOUT WEAPONS?
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WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD
DISMOUNT AND DISARM THE WEAPONS.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SHAPE IT UP!
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ESPECIALLY YOU TWO,
LEATHERNECK AND WET SUIT.
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YOU'RE MOVING THAT MAULER
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LIKE TWO OLD LADIES
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
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I KNOW SOMEBODY I'D LIKE
TO PUT IN A WHEELCHAIR.
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OKAY, DIAL TONE.
READY WITH THOSE ROCKETS?
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YOU BET, SHIPWRECK.
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Shipwreck:
THEN FIRE!
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SHIPWRECK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST A LITTLE ARMOR DRILL,
LIFELINE.
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DON'T WORRY. OUR TANKS
CAN SHOOT THE ROCKETS DOWN.
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NO, THEY CAN'T.
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I ORDERED THE TANKS' WEAPONS
SYSTEMS DISCONNECTED.
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YOU WHAT?!
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ALL MAULERS,
EVASIVE ACTION. NOW!
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LET'S CUT OUT OF HERE.
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WHEW.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
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Dial Tone:
SHIPWRECK, THIS IS DIAL TONE.
THEY AREN'T SAFE.
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I REPROGRAMMED THE ROCKETS.
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Both:
WHAT?!
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[ EXPLOSIONS ]
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[ GROANING ]
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Shipwreck:
LEATHERNECK, WET SUIT,
COME IN! COME IN!
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ROADBLOCK! OVER HERE!
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KNOCK THE TURRET
OFF THAT MAULER!
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Roadblock:
YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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THEY'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
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NO THANKS TO YOU,
SHIPWRECK.
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NO THANKS TO ME?!
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I WASN'T THE ONE
WHO REPROGRAMMED
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THE H.A.V.O.C.'s
GUIDANCE SYSTEMS
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OR DISCONNECTED
THE MAULERS' WEAPONS.
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WELL, WHAT KIND OF GENIUS
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USES LIVE AMMO
ON A PRACTICE RANGE?
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WE GOT A SAYING
IN THE MARINES.
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"THE MOST DANGEROUS THING
IN THE WORLD
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IS A GREEN OFFICER IN THE DARK
WITH A BOOK OF MATCHES."
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AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER.
AMEN TO THAT.
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[ SERPENTOR LAUGHS ]
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YOUR PLAN HAS SUCCEEDED.
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THE JOES ARE IN
A COMPLETE STATE OF DISARRAY.
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TRUE, O GREAT SERPENTOR,
BUT THIS WILL LAST
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ONLY UNTIL
GENERAL HAWK RETURNS.
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WE MUST CAPITALIZE ON THIS
AT ONCE.
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I AM READY,
DR. MINDBENDER.
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WE'LL USE
OUR SUBMARINE TANKS
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TO ATTACK THE BONNER
RESEARCH INSTITUTE --
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RIGHT IN THE JOES'
OWN BACKYARD.
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[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
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Serpentor: USE THIS RESORT
AS A BASE OF OPERATIONS,
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THEN DISPERSE
THE MOTOR-VIPERS
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TO ATTACK
BONNER RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
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THIS I COMMAND!
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Men:
COBRA!
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I HATE GOING BEHIND THE BACKS
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OF OUR THREE NEW COLONELS,
BEACH HEAD.
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I KNOW, MAINFRAME.
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I DON'T LIKE GOING
OVER THEIR HEADS, EITHER.
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I WAS THINKING MORE ABOUT
HURTING THEIR FEELINGS,
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BUT THEY'RE SCORING ZIPOLA
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IN THE CONFIDENCE
AND MORALE CATEGORIES.
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THAT'S WHY I WAS SENDING
THIS URGENT MESSAGE
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TO GENERAL HAWK
IN EUROPE.
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WE NEED HIM BACK HERE PRONTO
TO RESTORE ORDER.
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[ BEEPING ]
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Beach Head:
OH, BROTHER!
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COBRA'S ATTACKED
THE BONNER RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
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THAT'S PRACTICALLY NEXT DOOR!
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GET THE HOVERCRAFT OUT.
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WE'LL CUT ACROSS LAND
AND JUMP THEM.
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NO! TAKE
THE H.A.V.O.C.s!
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AFTER YOU BOLLIXED UP
THE MISSILE GUIDANCE SYSTEMS?
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NO WAY.
THE HOVERCRAFT ARE BETTER.
227
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,475
NO! WE GOT TO TAKE
THE TOMAHAWKS
228
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,390
AND RESCUE
ANY CASUALTIES.
229
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,089
I TELL YOU, THE HOVERCRAFT
ARE THE ANSWER.
230
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,744
YOU'RE WRONG. THE H.A.V.O.C.s
CAN STILL DO THE JOB.
231
00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,833
WE GOT TO PICK UP
THE CASUALTIES.
232
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,922
SO WE USE THE TOMAHAWKS.
233
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,141
[ GROWLS ]
OH!
234
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,447
COME ON, MEN.
235
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,753
[ GROWLS ]
236
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:07,928
FOLLOW ME.
237
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,581
YO-O-O, JOE!
238
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,671
Both: [ Monotone ]
YO, JOE.
239
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,588
Men:
YO-O-O, JOE!
240
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,290
Man 1:
ALL RIGHT. MOVE IT.
241
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,335
Man 2: COME ON.
HANDS OVER YOUR HEADS.
242
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,250
Man 3:
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
243
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,863
UGH. ALMOST TOO EASY,
DR. MINDBENDER.
244
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,778
WHERE IS THE CHALLENGE?
245
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,563
MIGHT I REMIND
THE GREAT COBRA EMPEROR
246
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,565
THAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE
OF THIS PLAN
247
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,654
WAS TO WEAKEN
JOE RESISTANCE.
248
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,962
WHY "WEAKEN"?
WHY NOT "ELIMINATE"?
249
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,747
SERPENTOR,
THE JOES ARE APPROACHING.
250
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,489
Dial Tone: ALL RIGHT, NOW!
WE'LL TRY MY NEW PLAN.
251
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,186
SPLIT INTO THREE COLUMNS.
252
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,623
COLUMN "A,"
TAKE THE LEFT FLANK.
253
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,017
NO, I MEAN, COLUMN "B,"
TAKE --
254
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,019
WAIT! COLUMN "C"!
255
00:11:56,106 --> 00:12:01,285
THEY'RE IN COMPLETE DISARRAY!
CLOSE IN AND DESTROY THEM!
256
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,897
All:
COBRA!
257
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,246
[ LASER FIRE ]
258
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,726
Man 1:
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
259
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,293
Man 2: MOVE IT, YOU GUYS!
Man 3: RUN FOR IT!
260
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,208
[ LASER FIRE ]
261
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,082
GOT ANY ORDERS,
COLONEL SHIPWRECK?
262
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:19,564
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HIT 'EM
HEAD ON -- HARD AND FAST.
263
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,001
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT --
264
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,700
COBRA!
HEADS UP, EVERYBODY!
265
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,441
BATs DEAD AHEAD!
266
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,017
Man 1: LOOK OUT!
Man 2: THE WALL!
267
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,894
BATs, FINISH THE JOB!
268
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,422
WITHOUT OUR HOVERCRAFT,
WE'RE DEAD MEAT!
269
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,077
FALL BACK TO JOE HEADQUARTERS!
270
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,514
[ EXPLOSION ]
271
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,865
BEGGING
THE COLONEL'S PARDON,
272
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,345
BUT AREN'T WE GONNA
STOMP SOME SNAKES, LIFELINE?
273
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,478
OKAY.
UH, FIRE YOUR ROCKETS!
274
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,785
BUT A-AIM AHEAD OF THE STUNS.
275
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,656
WE JUST WANT TO DRIVE 'EM OFF.
276
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,136
OH, BROTHER!
277
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,883
THAT MUST BE LIFELINE
IN CHARGE OF THOSE TOMAHAWKS.
278
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:19,189
THEY DIDN'T EVEN
COME CLOSE.
279
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:23,324
STILL, NONE MAY FIRE
ON SERPENTOR WITH IMPUNITY.
280
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,979
MOTOR VIPERS, SHOOT THEM DOWN!
281
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:34,683
[ COUGHS ]
282
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,381
WELL, SO MUCH
FOR CREATIVE NON-VIOLENCE.
283
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,652
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
284
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,002
[ DR. MINDBENDER LAUGHS ]
285
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,265
Dr. Mindbender:
LOOK AT THE DOGS RUN, SERPENTOR!
286
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,094
OUR RAID WAS
A COMPLETE SUCCESS!
287
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,531
NO! NOT COMPLETE!
288
00:13:56,618 --> 00:14:00,143
THERE IS ONE THING I MUST DO
TO MAKE THIS NIGHT PERFECT --
289
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,102
ATTACK JOE HEADQUARTERS
290
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:05,714
AND ERADICATE THEM UTTERLY
FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
291
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:09,326
THIS I COMMAND!
292
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,602
BRILLIANT INSPIRATION
IS MY DIVINE RIGHT!
293
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,997
AND I AM INSPIRED
TO TRACK G.I. JOE DOWN
294
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,826
AND WIPE THEM OUT!
295
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:34,134
Beach Head: KEEP UNDER COVER.
COBRA MIGHT POP UP ANY SECOND.
296
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,050
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT --
SHOOTING TO MISS!
297
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,574
WELL, YOUR DIRECT FRONTAL
APPROACH DIDN'T WORK.
298
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:43,317
AND NEITHER DID ALL YOUR
FANCY MANEUVERS, DIAL TONE!
299
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,622
Beach Head:
HOLD IT!
300
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,321
FINE OFFICER MATERIAL
YOU ALL TURNED OUT TO BE.
301
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:51,020
THIS IS THE WORST DISASTER
G.I. JOE HAS EVER FACED!
302
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,675
YOU CLOWNS, YOU BETTER MUSTER UP
SOME LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
303
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,111
BEFORE COBRA DECIDES TO --
304
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,939
Man:
COBRA!
305
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,250
Man: HERE THEY COME!
Beach Head: QUICK, EVERYBODY!
306
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,817
BACK TO THE MAIN HEADQUARTERS
BUILDING!
307
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,050
Serpentor:
SEE HOW THEY RUN!
308
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,444
[ SERPENTOR LAUGHS ]
309
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,533
FINALLY, DR. MINDBENDER,
310
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,971
VICTORY IS MINE!
311
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,592
[ Grunting ]
THIS DOOR WON'T HOLD LONG.
312
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,726
I WONDER IF IT'S TOO LATE
TO START NEGOTIATING.
313
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:45,945
COBRA ONLY UNDERSTANDS
314
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,469
ONE THING, LIFELINE --
FIREPOWER!
315
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,906
AND I KNOW
JUST WHERE TO GET SOME.
316
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,783
[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
317
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,656
THIS OUGHT TO CLEAN
A FEW SNAKE SKINS!
318
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,875
[ TOWER WHIRS ]
319
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,400
WHAT? SOMEBODY'S ACTIVATING
THE PARTICLE BEAM GUN
320
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,749
WITHOUT PREPPING IT!
321
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,446
WHO COULD BE
THAT STUPID?
322
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,449
WELL, YOU'RE HERE,
SO THAT LEAVES...
323
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,973
All:
SHIPWRECK!
324
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,504
SHIPWRECK! DON'T FIRE
THAT PARTICLE BEAM GUN!
325
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,987
WHY NOT? THIS'LL ELIMINATE
OUR PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
326
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,337
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
327
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,039
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
328
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,346
[ ALARM BLARING ]
329
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,569
WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES
WAS THAT?
330
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,877
WHO CARES? THE WAY IS OPEN
FOR TOTAL VICTORY!
331
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,358
COBRA, ATTACK!
332
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,928
[ SHIPWRECK COUGHS ]
333
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,193
Shipwreck: SOMEBODY!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
334
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,718
Beach Head: I TRIED
TO WARN YOU, SHIPWRECK.
335
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,981
THE PARTICLE BEAM GUN
WAS NEVER DESIGNED
336
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,896
AS A CLOSE-SUPPORT WEAPON.
337
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,245
NOW YOU TELL ME!
338
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,074
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THESE THINGS?
339
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,076
YOU'RE AN OFFICER NOW,
SHIPWRECK.
340
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,035
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THESE THINGS.
341
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,559
YEAH, COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.
342
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,783
All:
COBRA!
343
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,830
COBRA'S BATTERED DOWN THE DOOR!
THEY'RE INSIDE THE BUILDING!
344
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,527
THEN LET'S GO!
345
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,008
HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!
346
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,493
TOO MANY OF 'EM!
FALL BACK!
347
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,629
WE'RE SURROUNDED!
348
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,197
Beach Head: NOW WHAT?
A COBRA JET?
349
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,112
NO, IT'S A NATO JET!
350
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,117
Beach Head:
IT'S GENERAL HAWK!
351
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,380
YO, JOE!
352
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,035
All:
YO-O-O, JOE!
353
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,689
GENERAL HAWK!
JUST IN TIME!
354
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,821
ARE WE GLAD
TO SEE YOU!
355
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,475
COBRA'S TAKEN THE FIRST FLOOR.
356
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,390
I NEED A SQUAD TO GO DOWN
THROUGH THE AIR SHAFT
357
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,826
AND CUT 'EM OFF.
358
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,219
THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME.
359
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,307
YOU GOT IT!
COME ON!
360
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,787
LET'S GO!
361
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,141
[ GRUNTING ]
362
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,712
Beach Head: GENERAL HAWK,
ARE YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.
363
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,844
NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK NOW,
BEACH HEAD.
364
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,716
I WANT YOU
TO RAPPEL FOUR MEN
365
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,762
DOWN THE BACK OF THE BUILDING
AND STEAL A STUN.
366
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:37,942
WELL, COLONEL LIFELINE AND
COLONEL DIAL TONE, I PRESUME?
367
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,118
GENERAL HAWK.
368
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,554
Dial Tone:
BOY, ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU.
369
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,469
BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN EUROPE. HOW --
370
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,688
BEACH HEAD SENT ME A MESSAGE
ABOUT YOUR PROMOTIONS.
371
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:47,952
I CAME BACK TO SQUARE THINGS.
FOLLOW ME.
372
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,306
COBRA IS UNDER THAT FLOOR
UP AHEAD.
373
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,612
LOW-LIGHT, SCI-FI,
WE NEED AN OPENING.
374
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,488
LOOK!
375
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,664
[ ALL SHOUT ]
376
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:04,926
OKAY, MEN. FORWARD!
377
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,146
All:
YO-O-O, JOE!
378
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,111
ALL RIGHT, COBRA!
379
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,982
SURRENDER WHILE
YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE!
380
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,462
DON'T FIRE!
WE SURRENDER!
381
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,334
WE GIVE UP! WE GIVE UP!
382
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,813
THIS WAY! AFTER ME!
383
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,643
Beach Head:
JUST WHAT THE GENERAL ORDERED.
384
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,299
LET'S GO!
385
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,911
Serpentor:
WHAT? THEY RETREAT?
386
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,826
HOW DARE THEY?
387
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,611
ATTACK! ATTACK!
388
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,569
USE THE STUNS!
389
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,573
YO, JOE!
390
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,054
All:
YO-O-O, JOE!
391
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,969
NO! ATTACK!
392
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,146
THEY SHALL PAY
FOR THEIR INSOLENCE!
393
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,714
GET THEM WITH OUR LASERS!
394
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,892
STICK CLOSE TO THE TRENCH, MEN!
395
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:03,463
COBRA CAN'T DEPRESS THEIR GUNS
LOW ENOUGH TO SHOOT AT US!
396
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,422
CRUSH THEM WITH OUR TREADS!
397
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,859
THIS I COMMAND!
398
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,731
IT'S TIME FOR COBRA
TO SAY GOODBYE!
399
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,343
WHEN THIS GOES OFF,
THEY'RE GONNA FLY!
400
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,215
AAH!
401
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,000
WHAT?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
402
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,959
O GREAT SERPENTOR,
I SUGGEST
403
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:26,007
YOU RETREAT IN HASTE
AND DOUBT AT LEISURE!
404
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,662
COBRA, FALL BACK!
405
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,361
AREN'T WE GONNA
CHASE 'EM, SIR?
406
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,580
WITH WHAT, DIAL TONE?
407
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,104
YOU BOYS PRETTY MUCH EXHAUSTED
OUR RESERVE.
408
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,542
OH, UH, YEAH...RIGHT.
409
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:42,110
ALL PROMOTION REQUESTS
HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME,
410
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,286
SO I KNEW COBRA
HAD TO BE BEHIND
411
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,723
YOUR RAPID RISE
THROUGH THE RANKS.
412
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,899
BUT WHY? WHAT DID
COBRA HOPE TO GAIN?
413
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,902
EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID GAIN --
UTTER CONFUSION.
414
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,731
THEY HAVE YOU THREE
PEGGED PERFECTLY.
415
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,080
FOR INSTANCE, LIFELINE,
416
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,039
YOU HAVE THE ABILITY
TO BE AN EFFECTIVE OFFICER,
417
00:20:58,126 --> 00:20:59,736
BUT NOT THE DESIRE.
418
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,739
THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE. I'D MUCH
RATHER STAY A HUMBLE MEDIC
419
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,089
THAN BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR LEADING OTHERS.
420
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:07,875
DIAL TONE HAS THE DESIRE,
BUT NOT THE ABILITY.
421
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,050
DON'T FEEL BAD, SON.
422
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,444
NOT EVERYONE'S CUT OUT
TO BE A LEADER.
423
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,360
AND AS FOR SHIPWRECK,
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
424
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,884
HE HAS NEITHER THE DESIRE
NOR THE ABILITY.
425
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,538
Shipwreck:
OKAY, OKAY!
426
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,670
[ Grunting ]
YOU PROVED YOUR POINT!
427
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,150
NOW CUT ME LOOSE!
428
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,891
YOU RECKON WE OUGHTA?
429
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,632
WHY, SURE.
430
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,677
AFTER OUR COFFEE BREAK.
431
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:29,462
[ BOTH WHISTLING ]
432
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,899
Shipwreck:
OKAY, OKAY. A JOKE'S A JOKE.
433
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,466
NOW CUT ME LOOSE!
434
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:36,077
YOU HEAR ME? CUT ME LOOSE!
435
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,166
T-THAT'S AN ORDER!
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