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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

GOT TWO ON MY TAIL.

EVADING. OVER.

WE'VE GOT TO BREAK COBRA'S BLOCKADE.

IF THEY CONTROL THE SUEZ CANAL...

WE CAN JUST DRAW A BIG RED "X" THROUGH THE WHOLE MIDDLE EAST.

DID I SAY TWO, DIAL TONE?

MAKE THAT ONE.

ROGER, SLIPSTREAM.

GO GET 'EM.

[ LASER FIRE ]

SNAKE EYES, DUSTY, AND RECONDO

GOT TROUBLE ON THE BLUFF, DIAL TONE.

OVER.

[ SEAT BELTS CLICK ]

HOLY -- LOOK UP THERE!

SCI-FI WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THAT.

NIGHT RAVEN GUNNER, REPORT.

TRACKING, DR. MINDBENDER.

NO POSITIVE I.D.

BETTER SHOOT THAT THING DOWN.

IT MIGHT BE A NEW COBRA WEAPON.

NO. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

G.I. JOE DOES NOT SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER.

SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER.

IT MIGHT BE A NEW G.I. JOE WEAPON.

SEE THAT?

YEAH. BUT I COULDN'T MAKE IT OUT.

IT WAS JUST A GLOWING THING.

BEACH HEAD, YOU AND LADY JAYE

TAKE A RECON TEAM TO WHERE THE OBJECT WENT DOWN.

YES, SIR.

OKAY.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS THAT COBRA SHOT DOWN,

BUT IT'S A SURE BET THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, EITHER.

THEN WHY ARE WE FLYING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE?

STRATEGY OF DENIAL.

WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT,

BUT WE SURE DON'T WANT COBRA TO HAVE IT.

BARONESS, HAVE YOU IDENTIFIED THAT OBJECT

WHICH FELL FROM THE SHIP?

IT'S COIL-SHAPED, GLOWING, METALLIC.

THAT'S ALL WE KNOW.

I WANT IT BEFORE THE JOES GET THEIR FILTHY HANDS ON IT.

OH, WE'LL GET IT. OF THAT, THERE IS NO QUESTION.

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

IF IT'S A WEAPON, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

All: COBRA!

COBRA!

COBRA!

[ ENGINES SHUT OFF ]

HEY!

WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON?

MEDICINE IS MY LINE, NOT SPECIAL EFFECTS.

OHH!

WHOA.

I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THIS SINCE THAT NIGHT IN HONG KONG.

[ GUNS CLATTER ]

[ GUN CLANKING ]

[ SIGHS ]

VERY CLEVER, G.I. JOE.

BUT NOT QUITE CLEVER ENOUGH!

DRONE RELEASED!

GET THAT COIL ABOARD THE DRONE. NOW!

WE'VE -- WE'VE GOT TO STOP DR. MINDBENDER.

WELL, HOW ABOUT WE STOP THIS PLACE FROM SPINNING FIRST?

THERE ARE TOO MANY.

WE CAN'T BREAK OUT!

NO. BUT THEY BROKE IN!

HE'S HEADING FOR THAT DRONE.

SECURE THE COIL. QUICKLY!

GOOD.

NOW, RETURN THE COIL TO COBRA BASE.

[ GRUNTS ]

GOT TO OVERRIDE THE REMOTE CONTROL.

WHAT? DRONE RECALL SEQUENCE CANCELLED?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NO!

[ LASER FIRE ]

ADIOS, DR. MINDBENDER.

NOW TO HUSTLE ON BACK TO THE FLAGG.

[ COUGHS ]

FIRE UNDER CONTROL.

MODERATE DAMAGE.

[ COUGHS ]

BARONESS, WE'RE TOO BADLY DAMAGED TO CATCH UP.

RECOVER THAT COIL OR ELSE!

BACK TO THE MORAYS! MOVE OUT!

[ LASER FIRE ]

UH, LISTEN, GUYS. YOU MAY THINK I'M CRAZY,

BUT WASN'T THAT TEMPLE IN RUINS A FEW MINUTES AGO?

WHY, IT'S -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

HUH?

YOU MEAN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS IS ANCIENT GREECE?

[ SPEAKING GREEK ]

WHAT THE?!

[ CONVERSING IN GREEK ]

THEY SAY WE MUST BE GODS. WE TURNED THOSE BATS TO STONE.

YOU SPEAK ANCIENT GREEK?

LITTLE BIT.

HAD A YEAR OF IT IN COLLEGE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? SURPRISED I WENT TO COLLEGE?

LADY JAYE TO U.S.S. FLAGG. MAMA'S BRINGING HOME THE BACON.

THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.

FLAGG SHOULD BE JUST AROUND THIS ISLAND.

WHERE DID IT GO?

FLAGG, THIS IS LADY JAYE. DO YOU READ ME? OVER.

DON'T DIE ON ME NOW, YOU PIECE OF COBRA JUNK!

THIS OUGHT TO BE CHALLENGING!

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR BEAUTIFUL BATTLE?

IT APPEARS, DR. MINDBENDER, THAT WE'VE GONE BACK IN TIME.

I WOULD THINK YOU WERE CRAZY,

BUT I CAN'T DENY THE EVIDENCE BEFORE MY EYES.

THE COIL MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

BARONESS TO DR. MINDBENDER.

WE HAVE FOUND THE WRECKAGE OF THE DRONE,

BUT NO SIGN OF THE COIL OR OUR COMRADES.

YOU MUST FIND THAT COIL.

WE'LL NEED IT TO RETURN TO OUR OWN TIME.

LIFT TICKET TO LADY JAYE.

LIFT TICKET TO LADY JAYE. COME IN, LADY JAYE. COME IN.

JOE TEAM, THIS IS LADY JAYE. COME IN. OVER.

YO-O-O, JOE!

I GOT LADY JAYE!

GREAT!

ALL RIGHT!

WE READ YOU, LADY JAYE. WHERE THE DEUCES ARE YOU?

I APPEAR TO BE IN ANCIENT GREECE.

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE NOTICED. CAN YOU GIVE US YOUR LOCATION?

I'M IN A CAVE ON AN ISLAND, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE,

AND THE LOCAL GAS STATION WAS OUT OF ROAD MAPS.

WE COULD USE RADIO TRIANGULATION TO FIND HER -- IF WE HAD A BOAT.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOU FOR AWHILE.

ASCLEPIUS!

ASCLEPIUS!

ASCLEPIUS! ASCLEPIUS!

ASCLEPIUS?

HE WAS A GREEK GOD OF HEALING.

THEY THINK I'M ASCLEPIUS!

HEY, LIFELINE.

ANYBODY HERE GOT A BOAT BIG ENOUGH TO CARRY ALL OF US?

NO. JUST SMALL FISHING BOATS.

BUT MAYBE THE VILLAGERS COULD HELP US

FLOAT THE TOMAHAWK ON PONTOONS.

YOU'RE PRETTY SMART FOR A MEDIC.

CORRECTION. I'M THE GOD OF HEALING.

YOU TAKE A PUNCH IN THE HEAD OR SOMETHING?

NO. THESE PEOPLE THINK I AM.

WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT ALTERING HISTORY.

YEAH. HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.

[ GRUNTING ]

HERACLES! HERACLES!

[ SPEAKING GREEK ]

HUH? OH, THIS?

OH, IT'S A TOMAHAWK.

ARGONAUT!

UH...YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

CLOSE ENOUGH.

JASON! JASON!

OH, BROTHER.

JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS.

WELCOME TO ANCIENT HISTORY.

EMPTY.

DR. MINDBENDER, THE MORAYS ARE NEARLY OUT OF FUEL.

WE HAVE TO PUT ASHORE.

AGREED, BARONESS.

HOME IN ON MY RADIO.

THERE'S A SMALL CITY BELOW.

MAYBE THE LOCAL NATIVES CAN BE PERSUADED TO ASSIST US.

QUICKLY! WE'LL SEARCH THAT OLD CITY.

THEY MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF FUEL.

IF IT IS THERE, WE WILL FIND IT.

LOOK OUT!

GET DOWN! TAKE COVER!

GREEK FIRE!

THEY ARE ATTACKING US WITH AN ANCIENT FORM OF NAPALM!

THAT MEANS THEY'VE GOT LOW-GRADE KEROSENE

THEY CAN REFINE INTO FUEL.

EXACTLY.

ORDER THE VIPERS TO TAKE THE CITY INTACT.

COBRA!

GET THEM! GET THEM!

WE'VE GOT THEM NOW! WE'VE GOT THEM NOW!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ LASER FIRE ]

COBRA!

THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

GOOD WORK, BARONESS.

NOW, FIND THEIR SUPPLY OF GREEK FIRE

AND PROCESS IT INTO KEROSENE FUEL AT ONCE.

STROKE!

STROKE!

STROKE!

GUYS, WE GOT TO DO EVERYTHING JUST LIKE HISTORY SAYS,

OR WE COULD BE MAKING BIG TROUBLE FOR THE FUTURE.

I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S WHISKER ABOUT HISTORY.

I JUST WANT TO FIND THAT COIL AND GET BACK TO THE PRESENT --

OR THE FUTURE -- OR, UH, OUR OWN TIME.

THAT'S JUST THE POINT. IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL,

THERE MAY BE NO FUTURE FOR US TO GO BACK TO.

BARONESS, FIND THE JOES.

DELAY THEM UNTIL WE ARE FULLY MOBILIZED.

IT WILL TAKE A WHILE, DR. MINDBENDER.

WITHOUT ENGINES, WE MUST HANG-GLIDE. WAIT.

WE ARE IN LUCK. WE HAVE THEM IN OUR SIGHTS.

COBRA!

HARPIES! HARPIES!

HE THINKS THEY'RE THE LEGENDARY HARPIES --

HALF BIRD, HALF WOMAN.

NO. JUST A BUNCH OF COBRA CLAWS.

WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THAT PASS.

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

PULL WITH ALL YOU GOT!

[ EXPLOSION ]

YO-O-O, JOES!

PULL! PULL! PULL! PULL!

WE'VE GOT THEM NOW.

COBRA!

AAH!

SARGE!

[ LASER FIRE ]

RETURN TO BASE! WE'LL DEAL WITH THEM LATER!

I DON'T SEE THE SARGE. WE GOT TO TURN AROUND.

AH, IT'S NO USE.

NOBODY COULD SURVIVE THAT.

NOT EVEN SGT. SLAUGHTER.

[ COUGHING ]

NOTHING LIKE A FRIENDLY WELCOME.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ HORN BLOWS ]

[ SHOUTING STOPS ]

I'VE SEEN YOU IN HISTORY BOOKS.

AUGEAS -- YOU'RE KING AUGEAS.

HMM. YOU ARE A BRAVE WARRIOR.

WE SHOULD NOT MAKE WAR WITH EACH OTHER.

FINE BY ME. JUST POINT ME TOWARD MY FRIENDS.

I'LL MAKE A WAGER WITH YOU.

PERFORM A TASK FOR ME

AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE YOUR REMARKABLE FRIENDS ARE.

CLEAN MY STABLE IN ONE DAY.

IF YOU CANNOT, CONSENT TO SERVE AS MY SLAVE FOR EIGHT YEARS.

THIS IS THE WHOLE LEGEND OF HERACLES,

JUST LIKE LIFELINE SAID.

OKAY, AUGEAS.

LET'S SEE THOSE STABLES.

KEEP TRANSMITTING, LADY JAYE.

WE'RE APPROACHING YOUR PRIVATE ISLAND PARADISE.

RUNNING LOW ON POWER THIS END. OVER.

HANG IN THERE. WE'RE REAL CLOSE NOW.

IT'S DR. MINDBENDER!

WE GOT TO GET THIS THING OUT OF SIGHT.

THERE'S A COVE AHEAD.

WE'LL HIDE THE TOMAHAWK IN THERE AND RECONNOITER ON FOOT.

LOOK. DOWN ON THE BEACH.

THAT'S COBRA BASE.

MINDBENDER'S FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE SOME FUEL.

THEY'RE EVEN RECHARGING THEIR LASERS,

AND OURS ARE RUNNING OUT.

MY HISTORY TEACHER SURE NEVER SAID ANYTHING

ABOUT COBRA USING THIS ISLAND FOR BASE.

CAN IT.

WE GOT TO FIND LADY JAYE AND THAT COIL BEFORE COBRA DOES.

LET'S GO.

LADY JAYE, HANG TIGHT.

THE ISLAND'S SWARMING WITH COBRA SNAKES.

WE'LL COME CALLING AFTER DARK. OVER.

ROGER, LIFT TICKET.

I'LL HAVE THE FANCY SILVERWARE OUT FOR YOU.

[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

CLEAN THEM IN ONE DAY, RIGHT?

OKAY. TELL YOUR GROOMS TO CLEAR THE HORSES OUT.

BUT THE STABLES ARE THIS WAY.

AND THE RIVER'S THIS WAY.

[ GRUNTING ]

THERE. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

YOU ARE NOT THE TRUE HERACLES.

A BARGAIN IS A BARGAIN.

TAKE ME TO MY COMPANIONS NOW!

I HAVE SEEN STRANGE CREATURES

FLYING ABOUT THE ISLAND OF LEMNOS.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE THERE.

COME! WE GO TO AID HERACLES IN HIS QUEST.

[ LAUGHING ] HEY. WHOA.

IS THAT ANY WAY TO GREET YOUR RESCUERS?

SORRY. A GIRL CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

THE G.I. JOES ARE TRULY STUPID.

THE GLOW FROM THAT COIL CAN BE SEEN FOR MILES.

BARONESS, LEAD YOUR GROUND VIPERS.

ATTACK!

All: COBRA!

[ LASER FIRE ]

RETREAT! REGROUP!

THIS THING'S ABOUT ZAPPED OUT.

MINE, TOO.

THERE'S ANOTHER WAY OUT OF HERE.

FOLLOW ME.

[ GRUNTS ]

COME ON. TO THE TOMAHAWK.

GUESS THEY DIDN'T GET ENOUGH.

COBRA, ATTACK!

[ LASER FIRE ]

NOW I'M REALLY OUT OF JUICE.

MY GUN'S EMPTY.

SAME HERE.

[ GRUNTING ]

DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, DOES IT?

I'D SAY WE'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

YO-O-O, JOE!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

IT'S THE SARGE!

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

HEY, THIS IS HERACLES YOU'RE TALKING TO.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA, BUT I NEED A FRESH LASER RIFLE.

HERE -- TAKE THE BUSINESS END OF MINE.

HYAH! UGH!

THANKS FOR THE LOANER.

IF MY GUESS IS RIGHT, THIS WILL REACTIVATE THE COIL.

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

ASCLEPIUS.

WE MADE IT! WE'RE HOME!

BACK TO COBRA ISLAND! MOVE!

RETREAT! RETREAT!

WAIT! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME!

LOOK.

ISN'T THIS WHERE WE CAME IN?

THERE GOES THE GOLDEN FLEECE.

YOU MUST BE CAREFUL WHEN WATCHING PRIMITIVE CULTURES.

WHAT'S THAT VOICE?

I THINK WE'RE OVERHEARING A TELEPATHIC CONVERSATION.

NEXT TIME, YOU MAY NOT RECOVER YOUR HYPERDRIVE COIL SO EASILY.

THESE BEINGS WILL NOW REMEMBER US FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

WE WILL BE A PART OF THEIR HISTORY.

THEY'RE PART OF OUR HISTORY, ALL RIGHT.

YEAH. JUST LIKE WE'RE A PART OF ANCIENT GREEK HISTORY.

I WONDER WHAT THOSE ANCIENT GREEKS ARE SAYING ABOUT US

RIGHT NOW -- RIGHT THEN -- RIGHT WHENEVER.

Lifeline: THAT'S AN EASY ONE.

JUST GO LOOK IN ANY HISTORY BOOK.