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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ SEALS BARKING ]

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

[ SEAL YELPS ]

START EXPLAINING, SISTER!

[ Jamaican accent ] EASY, MAN.

IT'S JUST A TRANQUILIZER.

YOU'VE BEEN IN THE WILDERNESS TOO LONG, ICEBERG.

MAHIA!

YOU CAME FROM JAMAICA JUST TO SEE ME?

[ Laughing ] PARTLY.

BUT MOSTLY TO COLLECT TISSUE SAMPLES FOR MY UNCLE.

HIS TROPIDOME'S FINALLY UP AND FUNCTIONING?

BEEN STABLE FOR 13 WEEKS.

WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?

FOUR MONTHS SOLO, TESTING SURVIVAL GEAR.

SO, WE ALL HAVE OUR WORK.

MY UNCLE WANTS THIS SEAL TISSUE SAMPLE.

I'VE READ ABOUT HIS GENETIC TRANSPLANT EXPERIMENTS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING SOME POLAR BEAR GENES MYSELF.

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT, MAN.

HEY, HEY. OKAY. WHAT'S WITH YOU?

SORRY, MAN. FATIGUE.

[ Chuckling ] LOW BLOOD SUGAR.

I'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD.

NEXT, I'VE GOT TO FIND A KILLER WHALE SAMPLE.

PICKED A GOOD SPOT.

SEALS ARE THEIR FAVORITE MUNCHIES.

[ RUMBLING ]

UH-OH! MOVE!

[ WHALE SHRIEKS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

KEEP ITS ATTENTION WHILE I GET A SAMPLE.

HASTE IS OF THE ESSENCE.

[ WHALE ROARS ]

YOU ARE CRAZY!

I GOT MY SAMPLE, MAN!

AND I'VE GOT A FLAT IN MY BUNNY BOOT!

GONNA HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE BASE.

GIVE ME A LIFT AND I'LL BREW YOU A CUP OF MY BEST TEA.

A LIFT, SURE, BUT I GOT NO TIME FOR TEA.

SURE YOU HAVE!

THE BASE IS ONLY 20 MINUTES FROM HERE BY COPTER.

COME ON, SNOW JOB.

I'LL RACE YOU TO THE TARGET RANGE.

YOU'RE ON!

HEY! WATCH IT!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

CUTE, SNOW JOB.

WHAT ARE YOU CLOWNS DOING UP THERE?

WET SUIT, ARE YOU OKAY?

NO!

YOU BLEW UP MY PERFORMANCE MONITOR!

IT'LL TAKE A WEEK FOR THE NAVY SEALS TO SET UP A NEW TEST.

YOU CAN FORGET THAT.

BEACH HEAD SAYS WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW -- NO EXTENSIONS.

OH, YEAH? THAT'S WHAT HE SAYS.

SORRY. NO EXTENSIONS, WET SUIT.

IF YOUR EXPERIMENT ISN'T FINISHED, WRITE "INCOMPLETE."

LOOK, "INCOMPLETE" AIN'T IN A SEAL's VOCABULARY.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

YOU HAVE UNTIL ICEBERG REPORTS IN.

BUT ONCE HE'S BACK, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, SAVVY?

YOU'RE ON. THANKS, BEACH HEAD.

OH, FICKLE IS THE FRIEND

THAT WON'T SHARE TEA AT THE JOURNEY'S END.

DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH POETRY, ICEBERG.

I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. GOODBYE.

HEY! WATCH IT!

THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY, BUT SHE'S NEVER BEEN RUDE BEFORE.

HEY, ICEBERG.

WHO WAS UP THERE IN THE HELICOPTER?

THAT LADY JUST GAVE ME THE BRUSH.

WEIRD THING IS, SHE GOES TO ALL THE TROUBLE TO GET THIS SAMPLE,

THEN THROWS IT AWAY.

THINK SHE'S BEING COY OR SOMETHING?

NAH. NOT MAHIA.

MAYBE I'LL PAY HER A VISIT AFTER I TURN IN MY REPORT.

ICEBERG, MY MAN, WHY WAIT?

HEY, BEACH HEAD'S PUSHING TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

ONCE YOU CHECK IN,

HE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU TRAIPSE OFF TO THE TROPIDOME.

HMM. GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU CAN TAKE THE SKI MOBILE. I'LL TURN IN YOUR REPORTS.

MAHIA TO TROPIDOME. I AM COMING IN.

HEY! WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

WHAT ARE YOU -- PARANOID, MAN?

[ CHOKING ]

STOP OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

[ SNARLS ]

I WASN'T GOING TO HURT HER, DR. MINDBENDER.

OF COURSE NOT, FRITZ. TROT ALONG NOW.

[ COUGHS, GASPS ]

MINDBENDER, WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THESE SPECIMENS?

YOU'RE LOSING CONTROL, MAN!

I CONTROL HIM AS I CONTROL YOUR BRILLIANT UNCLE, DR. WENDIGOS.

THE PRIME SPECIMEN PROTOTYPES SEEM TO BE ENJOYING THEIR FOOD,

DR. WENDIGOS.

Y-YES, WELL, YOUR SYNTHETIC PROTEIN WORKS AS A STABILIZER,

BUT -- BUT YOU PROCEED RECKLESSLY!

WHEN COBRA AGREED TO SUBSIDIZE YOUR EXPERIMENTS,

YOU WERE VERY EAGER TO BYPASS 10 YEARS OF NEEDLESS RESEARCH

TO PRODUCE THESE SPECIMENS!

YES, BUT -- BUT THE WALRUS-MEN WERE GENERATED IN ONLY TWO DAYS.

TOO FAST! MUCH TOO FAST!

SNIVELING HUMANIST!

YOUR NEXT SUBJECTS WILL BE GENERATED IN HOURS, NOT DAYS!

ISLAND GREETINGS FROM THE TROPIDOME.

WE'RE SORRY, BUT OUR EXPERIMENTS

KEEP US FROM ADMITTING YOU AT THIS TIME.

WELL, I'M GONNA CAMP RIGHT HERE UNTIL YOU LET ME IN, MAHIA.

YOU'RE NOT REFUSING ME A SECOND TIME.

WHAT WAS IT HE WANTED?

IT WAS ONLY A CUP OF TEA.

HMM.

WELL, HE'LL BE PERFECT FOR OUR NEXT EXPERIMENT.

THAT IS, IF THE WOLF-MEN BRING HIM BACK IN ONE PIECE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ FIRE CRACKLING ]

[ SNOW CRUNCHING ]

HUH?

[ WOLF-MEN SNARLING ]

BRING HIM INSIDE THE TROPIDOME.

HE'LL MAKE A PERFECT SUBJECT.

ICEBERG? ICEBERG. COME IN.

NO REPLY. WHERE CAN HE BE?

AS SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG, I BET.

HE'S GOT A LADY-FRIEND OVER AT THE TROPIDOME.

I'LL BET YOU SENT HIM OFF

SO YOU COULD GET MORE TIME TO WORK ON YOUR DIVING SUIT.

OH, WOULD I DO A THING LIKE THAT?

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

OHH!

WHEW!

THIS PLACE IS HOTTER THAN GALVESTON, TEXAS.

ICEBERG.

MAHIA.

WHY DID YOU COME HERE, MAN?

I-I FIGURED YOU WERE IN TROUBLE.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

BUT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN GUINEA PIG.

I'M SO SORRY.

WELL, FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS,

THEY DON'T FEED THE GUINEA PIGS TOO OFTEN AROUND HERE.

THEY REFUSE TO EAT, MAN.

THEY WANT REAL MEAT, NOT THE SYNTHETIC PROTEIN WE GIVE THEM.

SYNTHETIC PROTEIN IS WHAT KEEPS THEM MUTANTS.

[ GROWLING ]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE -- HE JUST ATE SOME REAL MEAT.

THAT WILL BE ALL, MAHIA.

LOWER THE SUBJECT.

DR. MINDBENDER IS READY FOR HIS NEXT EXPERIMENT.

[ CAGE THUDS ]

ICEBERG! DON'T EAT ANYTHING SYNTHETIC,

NO MATTER HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME NERVOUS IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

WELCOME TO THE TROPIDOME, CLIFTON NASH.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT ME.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, ICEBERG.

YOU HAIL FROM BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS, AND YOU DETEST HEAT.

IN SHORT, YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT SUBJECT

FOR MY EXPERIMENT IN ACCELERATED MUTATION.

I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LIKE THIS.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS.

DR. MINDBENDER, SOMETHING APPROACHES BY SEA.

PUT THE SUBJECT IN THE COOLER.

HMM. TWO MEN ON A BOAT. BRING THEM TO ME.

THAT CRAZY SUIT OF YOURS READY FOR ACTION, WET SUIT?

MAYBE I WON'T NEED IT.

THE TROPIDOME LOOKS PEACEFUL FROM HERE.

SNOW JOB TO JOE BASE!

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!

OKAY. NOW LET'S SEE IF THIS THING WORKS.

FINS, EXTEND.

ROTORS, ON.

I'M GONE!

LOOKS LIKE COBRA'S TAKEN OVER THE TROPIDOME.

LADY JAYE, PICK YOUR CREW AND TAKE THEM TOPSIDE.

THE REST OF YOU, FOLLOW ME.

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

[ ROTORS WHIRRING ]

I AM WORRIED ABOUT THE WALRUS-MEN.

THEY SHOULD HAVE RETURNED.

WHAT IF THEY'VE EATEN FISH OR SOMETHING?

THEY'LL FREEZE TO DEATH INSTANTLY

IF THEY REVERT TO NORMAL.

WELL, WE'LL JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST.

IF THEY GET BACK,

I'LL HAVE THIS NEW BATCH OF SYNTHETIC PROTEIN FOR THEM.

TAKE IT EASY, MAN. I'M THE DELICATE TYPE.

WE GOT THIS ONE EASY.

COULDN'T FIND THE OTHER ONE.

UH, HI. JUST PASSING THROUGH.

[ AIR HISSES ]

PUT HIM IN THE COOLER AND BRING ME THE OTHER ONE.

[ GROANS ]

ICEBERG! YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?

QUIET, FOOL!

[ GROANS ]

THIS KILLER WHALE TISSUE SAMPLE

SHOULD MAKE A MOST INTERESTING EXPERIMENT.

FORTUNATELY, THE JOES ARE EXPENDABLE.

IF THIS ONE DOESN'T WORK,

WE'VE GOT A BACK-UP IN THE COOLER.

LET GO! LET GO OF ME!

[ CHUCKLES ]

MASTER, MASTER.

I BROUGHT HER AS YOU ORDERED.

NO! NO! I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF THIS.

YOU MUST WATCH, MAHIA.

HIS MUTATION WILL BE FASTER AND GRANDER

THAN ANYTHING WE'VE YET ATTEMPTED.

IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG,

I WANT YOU TWO TO BE ABLE TO CORRECT IT.

NOW, WENDIGOS!

BUT -- B-BUT -- BUT --

DO IT! NOW!

[ KNOB RATCHETS ]

[ LASERS ENGAGING ]

[ CLICK ]

[ LASER PULSATING ]

[ GASPS ]

MAGNIFICENT!

NO!

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ CREAKING ]

ICEBERG.

ICEBERG!

ICEBERG!

[ CREAKING ]

HOLY COW! WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO POOR OLD ICEBERG?

EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!

[ SHIVERS ]

IT'S SO COLD.

[ YAWNS ]

I'VE GOT TO STAY AWAKE.

EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!

IMAGINE COMING 3,000 MILES

TO BUILD A JUNGLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARCTIC.

IF WE BLOW OUR WAY IN,

IT'LL BE AN INSTANT FREEZE-DRIED JUNGLE.

CUE LADY JAYE.

DIAL TONE TO LADY JAYE.

Come in, Lady Jaye.

LADY JAYE STANDING BY.

GET SET TO JUMP.

YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS TO DROP THROUGH THAT IRIS.

READY!

GO!

YO-O-O, JOE!

[ LAUGHS ]

MAGNIFICENT!

BETTER THAN I'D EVER DREAMED!

[ GROWLS ]

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH QUITE AN ORDEAL, MY GOOD MAN.

YOU MUST BE VERY HUNGRY.

[ GROWLS ]

COME, NOW.

WE'LL FEEL MUCH BETTER WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF PROTEIN.

ICEBERG, RESIST HIM!

DR. MINDBENDER!

LOOK! LOOK! THE OTHER ONE ESCAPED!

IMPOSSIBLE! FIND HIM!

THIS BETTER WORK, DIAL TONE.

IT'LL WORK.

GOT TO HIT THAT JUNCTION BOX.

THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.

ALL RIGHT!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

OH, NO!

[ ALARM BEEPS ]

DR. MINDBENDER, INTRUDERS HAVE BROKEN IN.

G.I. JOE!

THEY HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE.

[ ROARS ]

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ MUTANTS GROWLING ]

[ GROWLS ]

OH, BROTHER. JUST WHAT I NEED.

[ MUTANTS ROARING ]

SLEEP TIGHT, WHATEVER YOU ARE.

[ CLICK ]

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

DOWN, PLEASE.

[ BEEP ]

INTRUDERS, DR. MINDBENDER!

OVERRIDE THEIR CONTROLS!

[ BEEP ]

THEY AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE NOW!

WE'VE STOPPED.

THE POWER'S BEEN SHUT DOWN.

AH, FOUR NEW VOLUNTEERS.

[ GROWLS ]

NO!

NO-O-O-O!

NO-O-O-O!

WHY, YOU --

[ GROWLS ]

DESTROY HIM!

WHY, YOU --

[ ROARS ]

GOOD LORD.

THAT...THING IS ICEBERG!

[ ROARS ]

DR. MINDBENDER!

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE!

HE'S GETTING AWAY.

OH, NO, HE'S NOT. REMOTE DETONATOR, ON.

[ EXPLOSIONS ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

WE MUST GO AFTER ICEBERG IMMEDIATELY.

IF HE EATS RAW PROTEIN,

HE'LL BECOME HUMAN AND FREEZE TO DEATH.

BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HIM OUT OF THE WATER?

DON'T YOU WORRY. WE'LL USE A SEAL FOR BAIT.

A SEAL?

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO I'M VOLUNTEERING AGAIN, HUH?

SEE ANYTHING?

NOTHING.

WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S OUR NATURE BOY.

UH-OH. WE GOT TROUBLE.

YEAH, SEALS.

HE MUSTN'T EAT THEM, MAN.

WET SUIT, LURE HIM AWAY FROM THOSE SEALS.

YEAH. SURE.

HEY, ICEBERG!

WANT TO BE THE GREENPEACE POSTER BOY?

[ ROARS ]

GIVE ME MORE LINE!

THE CLUTCH IS OUT!

HEY! AAH!

WET SUIT!

[ ROARS ]

[ ROTORS WHIRRING ]

[ ROARS ]

WET SUIT, WHERE IS HE?

[ SEALS BARKING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ ROARING ]

[ ICE CRACKS ]

ARE YOU SURE THIS DRUG IS GONNA WORK?

TRUST ME.

[ SCREAMS ]

WET SUIT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE. BUT WHAT ABOUT ICEBERG?

THE TRANQUILIZER'S TAKEN EFFECT.

I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.

THIS RAW MEAT SHOULD CHANGE HIM BACK TO NORMAL.

IT'S STARTING TO WORK.

[ CREAKING ]

[ GASPS ]

MAHIA. MAHIA.

ICEBERG!

OH, ICEBERG.

I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING MY UNCLE'S RESEARCH.

AND ESPECIALLY YOU, ICEBERG, FOR WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.

LOW-LIGHT, ANY WORD FROM DIAL TONE AND DR. WENDIGOS?

YEAH. THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

THEY'VE FED THE CAPTIVES RAW MEAT,

AND THEY REVERTED TO NORMAL.

WHAT ABOUT DR. MINDBENDER?

THERE'S NO WORD ON HIM AT ALL.

YOU'VE NOT WON YET, G.I. JOE.

[ ROARS ]

AAH!

[ SNARLS ]

[ SPUTTERING ]