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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

VORTEX CONE IN PLACE NEAR PANAMA CANAL, BARONESS.

SECURE OPERATIONS AND RETURN TO BASE.

MORAY 1 TO BASE.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

EXCELLENT.

AFTER TODAY, AMERICA WILL BE THE UNITED STATES OF COBRA!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Duke: THAT'LL BE THE DAY!

HEY, DUKE, IS THE SPY EAR WORKIN'?

PERFECT, DIAL TONE.

FOR ONCE WE'RE GETTING ADVANCE WARNING

ON ONE OF COBRA'S SCHEMES.

READY FOR OPERATION SWITCHEROO?

READY, WILLING...

AND ABLE.

[ HUMMING ]

SPOTTED THE HYDROFOIL, WILD BILL?

YEP. SHE'S A-MOSEYING ALONG RIGHT DOWN THERE.

BLAST!

Wild Bill: JUST BOX IN THAT SNAKE, BOYS.

LEAVE THE REST TO MY ELECTRONIC BRANDIN' IRON.

UHH!

[ GROANING ]

DIE, G.I. JOE! WHAT?!

GIVE UP, BARONESS!

YOU'RE OUR PRISONER!

NO!

YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

SHE -- SHE DID IT!

SHE DID US A FAVOR.

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ESCAPING

AND SHOWING UP LATER.

Lady Jaye: OKAY, WILD BILL -- DISENGAGE.

Wild Bill: WILL DO, COMPADRES!

YO-O-O, JOE!

I'M ZEROING IN ON COBRA'S HOMING SIGNAL.

PERFECT!

SO, HOW'S MY DISGUISE?

[ CHUCKLES ] FRIGHTENING.

Flint: TALK ABOUT SECRET.

THE HOMING SIGNAL SAYS THIS IS COBRA'S BASE.

YEAH, BUT WHERE IS IT?

GREETINGS, BARONESS.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

OH, UH, I WOULD NOT BE LATE

FOR THIS SPECIAL DAY, COBRA COMMANDER.

BUT OF COURSE, BARONESS.

PLEASE DOCK AND JOIN US.

Lady Jaye: WE NEED AN ARMY TO CRACK THIS PLACE.

Flint: WE DON'T HAVE AN ARMY -- JUST US.

MEET ME AT THE AIRFIELD.

WELCOME, MY DEAR BARONESS.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR MY ULTIMATUM

TO THE UNITED STATES.

I WOULD NOT MISS IT FOR THE WORLD, COBRA COMMANDER.

BUT FIRST I MUST ADD SOME DATA TO THE MISSION COMPUTER.

SEE ME IN MY QUARTERS WHEN YOU ARE DONE, BARONESS.

I HAVE SOME INTERESTING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT TECHNIQUES

TO SHOW YOU.

OH, I COULD GET A REAL "KICK" OUT OF THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

PHEW!

THAT PLAYFUL LITTLE MINX.

DESTRO, STOP MOONING LIKE A LOVE-STRUCK SCHOOLBOY

AND MOVE OUT THE GIANT VORTEX CONE!

Man: ATTENTION, ALL PERSONNEL.

MOVE OUT GIANT VORTEX CONE.

JACKPOT!

[ COUGHING ]

Cobra Commander: YOUR GIANT VORTEX CONE

WILL FINALLY BRING THE U.S. TO ITS KNEES!

I'M MORE PLEASED THAT THE BARONESS

IS SHOWING INTEREST IN ME

SO SOON AFTER OUR ARGUMENT LAST NIGHT.

AHOY, COBRA COMMANDER!

WE CAUGHT A SPY SWIMMING IN!

I AM NO SPY!

YOU BLOODY FOOLS, I'M THE BARONESS!

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

NOT ATTENDING OUR BROADCAST, BARONESS?

I-I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

I THINK YOU'RE FINISHED, BARONESS!

BUT I-I WAS JUST GETTING READY

TO GO TO UNDERSEA BASE DELTA.

WRONG!

THE ONLY PLACE YOU'RE GOING

IS 6 FEET UNDER!

NEED A LIFT, SWEETHEART?

YOU BET, BIG BOY!

JUST MAKE IT FAST.

FOR THIS I GAVE UP SHOW BUSINESS?

AAH!

HOLD ON!

WATCH OUT!

AN EXPENSIVE WAY OF DEALING WITH ENEMIES.

BUT SATISFYING.

OH, SO VERY SATISFYING.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER

WITH AN ULTIMATUM FOR THE UNITED STATES.

COBRA NOW POSSESSES A WEAPON THAT MAKES US INVINCIBLE!

[ GROANS ] I'D LIKE TO UN-INVINCIBLE YOU, SNAKE BREATH.

WE CALL OUR DEVICE THE VORTEX CONE.

OBSERVE THIS LITTLE DEMONSTRATION

ON THE PANAMA CANAL.

THE CONE USES THE SEA'S ELECTROMAGNETIC CURRENTS,

STIRRING UP HUGE TIDAL WAVES --

TSUNAMIS!

ONLY COBRA WILL BE SAFE,

LOCATED IN THE EYE OF THE VORTEX.

UNLESS THE UNITED STATES SURRENDERS IN 48 HOURS,

A GIANT VORTEX CONE,

ONE A THOUSAND TIMES MORE POWERFUL,

WILL DESTROY THE EAST COAST!

REMEMBER, 48 HOURS!

COBRA'S PRETTY COMPLACENT,

BUT WE'RE GONNA LURE 'EM OUT

BY MAKING AS MUCH OF A RUCKUS AS POSSIBLE.

WET SUIT, DEEP SIX,

YOUR MISSION WILL BE TO DISARM THE GIANT VORTEX CONE,

IF WE FIND IT IN TIME.

HOW CAN WE FIND IT IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS?

AND HOW CAN WE DISARM IT WITHOUT FLINT AND LADY JAYE'S DATA?

HEY, WITH A SEAL, NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YEAH? TRY FIGURING OUT MY INCOME TAX.

[ GASPING ]

GOOD THING -- GOOD THING WE JUMPED BEFORE WE HIT.

WE AIN'T HOME YET.

ALL CLEAR.

GRAB A COUPLE OF FLIGHT SUITS AND --

UH-OH.

G.I. JOE!

[ GUNS COCK ]

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

[ MUFFLED GRUNTING ]

REMIND ME TO SPEAK TO MY TAILOR ABOUT THIS.

Man: GOLDEN SKULL 1, ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE OFF?

REPEAT -- GOLDEN SKULL 1, ARE YOU PREPARED TO TAKE OFF?

THAT'S US. ANSWER THEM.

UH...GOLDEN SKULL 1 HERE. PREPARED FOR TAKE-OFF.

Man: GLAD TO SEE YOU FINALLY WOKE UP.

TAKE OFF ON RUNWAY 0-5-9,

THEN JOIN YOUR SQUADRON IN FLIGHT.

Both: SQUADRON? YES.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEADING THEM TO UNDERSEA BASE DELTA.

Flint: UH, YEAH. SURE. RIGHT.

Lady Jaye: NOTHING'S GOING RIGHT TODAY.

UH, THIS IS GOLDEN SKULL 3 TO GOLDEN SKULL 1.

LOOK, WE'VE BEEN FLYING AIMLESSLY ALL NIGHT.

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?

NO SENSE STALLING ANY LONGER, LADY JAYE.

TIGHTEN YOUR SEAT BELT.

IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE BUMPY.

WHAT THE --

THEY'VE WIGGED OUT.

SHOOT 'EM DOWN!

FLINT, GET US OUT OF HERE!

THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!

I CAN'T GET THEM ALL!

BULL'S-EYE!

CAN'T BE! OH, NO!

OH, NO!

NOT TODAY, FELLA!

NEXT STOP -- JOE HEADQUARTERS.

OHH... HOW COULD YOU DO THAT

TO A POOR LITTLE FLOPPY DISK?

THAT'S NOTHING.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT COBRA DID TO ME!

CAN'T YOU JUST IRON IT OUT OR SOMETHING, MAINFRAME?

I CAN EVEN STARCH IT,

BUT YOU WON'T GET ANY DATA OFF IT.

WELL, DO SOMETHING, MAINFRAME.

TIME'S RUNNING OUT!

WILD WEASEL TO UNDERSEA BASE DELTA.

NOTHING IN THIS SECTOR.

I'M MOVING OVER TO -- WAIT A MINUTE.

A TASK FORCE --

A BATTLESHIP, THREE CRUISERS, AND SIX DESTROYERS.

Destro: WE READ YOU, WILD WEASEL. RETURN TO BASE.

WE'LL SEND A STRIKE FORCE TO INTERCEPT THE SHIPS.

FOLLOW THAT SUCKER, DEEP SIX.

SHARC TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.

THEY TOOK THE BAIT.

WILD WEASEL TO UNDERSEA BASE DELTA.

OPEN SEA-STRIP.

WILD WEASEL TO UNDERSEA BASE DELTA.

OPEN SEA-STRIP.

COBRA!

COWABUNGA! LOOK AT 'EM!

WE'VE GOT COBRA RIGHT WHERE WE WANT 'EM.

Flint: OKAY, JOES, SUIT UP.

DEEP SIX AND WET SUIT FOUND THE COBRA BASE.

WE'LL PROVIDE A DIVERSION

WHILE THEY PROCEED TO THE VORTEX CONE.

THEN WHAT ARE THESE BABIES FOR?

BRUTE STRENGTH.

IF WET SUIT AND DEEP SIX CAN'T DEACTIVATE THE VORTEX,

WE WRECK IT.

THAT EGOTISTICAL COBRA COMMANDER.

THE JOES ARE ATTACKING!

ACTIVATE ALL DEFENSES, ESPECIALLY THE ANDROID TROOPERS.

EXCELLENT.

THEY HAVEN'T SPOTTED US.

COBRA, ATTACK!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

PERFECT!

A GREAT VICTORY FOR COBRA!

PERHAPS TOO PERFECT.

THEY'RE FAKES!

PLYWOOD FAKES!

WE'VE BEEN SUCKERED!

BACK TO BASE IMMEDIATELY!

LOOK OUT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THEY CAN'T DEFEAT MY ANDROID TROOPERS!

DESTRO, LOOK!

THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

I'M GLAD THEY'RE NOT, BARONESS.

LET ME PRESENT THEM AS TOYS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.

OPEN THIS UP AND GUT IT. GUT IT?

Lady Jaye: LIKE A TROJAN HORSE.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE'LL SURVIVE THE ANDROID ATTACK.

ANDROID TROOPERS, CAPTURE THE TWO LEADERS.

ANNIHILATE THE REST!

[ SHOUTING ]

AAH!

LADY JAYE!

LET HER GO, TIN MAN!

[ BOTH GASPING ]

YOU SEE, BARONESS?

ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOW UNIQUE, DESTRO --

THE LAST SURVIVORS OF AMERICA'S ELITE FORCE!

Wet Suit: DEEP SIX, I'M GOING IN AFTER THE VORTEX CONE.

Deep Six: GOOD LUCK, BUDDY.

[ LAUGHS ]

OOH.

I WISH I'D TAKEN NEFARIOUS PHYSICS 101.

[ BOTH COUGHING ]

[ BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY ]

THE LAST OF THE JOES HAVE FINALLY AWAKENED.

IT ONLY TAKES TWO TO -- AAH!

TSK, TSK, TSK. SUCH BRAVADO,

ESPECIALLY FOR TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO BECOME

OCTOPUS CHOW!

[ BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY ]

[ ROARING ]

Lady Jaye: I SWEAR I'LL NEVER EAT SUSHI AGAIN!

WHAT HAPPENED?

Destro: THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THERE.

WHEN THE OCTOPUS REVIVES --

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

WHILE YOU WERE CHASING PHANTOMS,

WE WERE BEATING OFF A JOE ATTACK.

Cobra Commander: IS THE VORTEX CONE SAFE?

SEE FOR YOURSELF, COMMANDER.

MY ANDROID TROOPERS BOILED THE JOES ALIVE.

THESE MEN NEED HOSPITAL CARE.

WE STAY PUT TILL FLINT SIGNALS US!

DON'T SHOUT! I'M NOT DEAF...YET.

FEEDING PLATFORM.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S BOLTED FROM THE OUTSIDE.

WHEN I FINISH WITH YOU,

YOU WILL WISH THE OCTOPUS NEVER LET YOU GO.

MOVE!

AAH!

I KNOW AN EXIT CUE WHEN I SEE ONE!

HEY!

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!

WE'RE LOW ON OXYGEN, LEATHERNECK.

PICK SOME UP AT THE SUPERMARKET.

GET SERIOUS! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[ GROANS ]

NO SENSE WAITING ANY LONGER.

LET'S PAY COBRA A LITTLE FRIENDLY VISIT.

COME ON, YOU LUGS!

YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!

JOE FORCES ARE BREACHING OUR DEFENSES!

DESTRO, COBRA COMMANDER,

SOMEONE IS SABOTAGING THE VORTEX CONE!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THE FOOL IS TAMPERING WITH THE BACKUP SYSTEMS.

HE WON'T STOP THE CONE FROM DESTROYING THE EAST COAST.

IF THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP ME, THEY'RE SADLY MISTAKEN!

I'LL SHOW THEM THE POWER OF COBRA!

NO, COMMANDER!

WE MUST SECURE THE BASE FIRST.

IF WE WAIT, WE FAIL!

LOOKS LIKE TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

HAWK, DUKE, COME IN.

HAVE YOU DISABLED THE CONE YET, FLINT?

NO. HAS MAINFRAME MADE ANY HEADWAY

ON THE DISK? NEGATIVE.

WE'LL STAY, DUKE, UNTIL MAINFRAME READS THAT DISK.

[ POUNDING ]

IF HE DOESN'T READ IT BEFORE THE DEADLINE,

SEND IN HEAVY BOMBERS.

THIS...MIGHT...DO IT! MIGHT?

YOU SEE, THE DISK WAS TOO WARPED

TO RUN THROUGH A REGULAR DRIVE, SO I HAD TO HOOK UP

A FREE-FLOATING HEAD TO --

CAN IT, MAINFRAME!

GIVE US AN ANSWER!

EVERY SECOND COUNTS!

HERE GOES.

WHAT THE? AAH!

LET GO, YOU OVERGROWN CALCULATOR!

I'M TRANSMITTING THE INFO TO SHUT DOWN THE VORTEX,

BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL.

[ COUGHING ]

CAREFUL?

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

H-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

TRADE SECRET.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT OVER DINNER TONIGHT.

THERE IT IS.

WET SUIT, YOU'RE AT THE WRONG ACCESS PANEL.

MOVE 40 YARDS STARBOARD.

NOW SHE TELLS ME.

HERE GOES NOTHING!

NO! HE'S FOUND THE CORRECT ACCESS PANEL!

Cobra Commander: THE CONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

THE BASE IS FLOODING! LEATHERNECK!

WE THOUGHT THOSE ANDROIDS POACHED YOU!

WE'RE TOO HARD-BOILED FOR THAT!

GET EVERYBODY TO THE SURFACE!

PREPARE TO ESCAPE!

Lady Jaye: WELL, NOT A BAD HAUL FOR TWO DAYS' WORK.

YEAH, BUT THE THREE BIGGEST SNAKES ESCAPED AGAIN.

GANGWAY! EMERGENCY!

I GOT TO CUT AN ARM OFF SHIPWRECK!

Both: WHAT?!

AAH! GAH! OHH! NO! AAH! AAH!

IS HE -- IS HE GONNA BE OKAY, LIFELINE?

OKAY? SURE, HE'LL BE OKAY...

ONCE I GET THIS ANDROID ARM OFF HIS LEG.