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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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SUCKER, YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK,
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SO WHEN IT COMES,
YOU BETTER DUCK.
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Wild Bill: NOW, YOU JUST PUT IT
OVER THE PLATE, ROADBLOCK,
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AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
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ABOUT SENDING IT
TO YOUR AUNT IN PEORIA.
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DEAR SALLY, YOUR LAST LETTER
REALLY WOUNDED MY HEART.
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HEY!
[ SQUAWKS ]
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A JOE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALERT,
SHIPWRECK.
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IF A POP FOUL CAN BEAN YOU,
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE COBRA CAN.
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Beach Head: WEREN'T YOU A LITTLE
SOFT ON HIM, GENERAL HAWK?
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ALL THE GUYS HAVE
SEEN A LOT OF COMBAT
LATELY, BEACH HEAD.
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THEY DESERVE SOME R&R.
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Wet Suit: NEXT TIME
WE'RE IN COMBAT, LEATHERNECK,
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REMIND ME TO GET
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
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THAT'LL BE THE SAFEST PLACE.
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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WOW!
WHO THE...?
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COME BACK ON AMATEUR NIGHT,
CLOWNS.
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Beach Head: YOU CALL THIS
MILITARY DISCIPLINE?
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CROSS COUNTRY'S PUTTING
A TAPE DECK IN HIS HAVOC.
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NOW, DON'T YOU FRET NONE,
BEACH HEAD.
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THIS HERE IS FIGHTIN' MUSIC.
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OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
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EVERY TIME I PLAY IT,
SOMEBODY WANTS TO PUNCH ME OUT.
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Beach Head:
[ LAUGHS ] VERY FUNNY.
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NOW, IF I WAS IN CHARGE --
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BUT, YOU AREN'T,
BEACH HEAD.
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FIRST COMES HAWK,
THEN DUKE,
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THEN ME,
AND FINALLY YOU.
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YEAH? WELL, MAYBE
THAT'LL CHANGE SOMEDAY.
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LIFELINE, HAND ME
THE CRESCENT WRENCH, WILL YOU?
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NO.
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WELL, WHY NOT,
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD?
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OH, BECAUSE HELPING YOU
ARM A RESCUE CHOPPER
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GOES AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES.
THAT'S WHY.
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Lift Ticket: FOR SOMEBODY
WHO'S AGAINST VIOLENCE,
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YOU SURE PICKED A PECULIAR BUNCH
TO HANG AROUND WITH.
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Beach Head:
PACIFISTS IN G.I. JOE.
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WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO THIS OUTFIT?
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Man on radio:
HE'S FADING BACK TO PASS.
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THERE IT GOES!
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SLIPSTREAM! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE ON ALERT!
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YES, SIR!
I AM ALERT, SIR!
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Cobra Commander:
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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WHAT EXQUISITE TIMING.
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THE JOES HAVE ALLOWED THEMSELVES
TO BECOME SOFT AND WEAK.
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ARE THE B.A.T.s READY,
SCRAP IRON?
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Scrap Iron: YES, DESTRO.
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THIS IS THE LAST
BATTLE ANDROID TROOPER.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
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WE'RE READY TO ATTACK.
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Commander:
THEN, MOVE OUT!
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COBRA!
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GOT YOU THIS TIME,
MAINFRAME.
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WRONG AGAIN, DIAL TONE.
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[ BEEPING ]
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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Beach Head: WHAT THE HECK
YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MONITORING
THE BASE PERIMETER!
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IN 'NAM, I LEARNED THE BEST WAY
TO STAY ALERT ON GUARD DUTY
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IS TO OCCASIONALLY
DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION
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SO YOU WON'T GET
THE THOUSAND...
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YARD...STARE?
[ ALARMS BLARING ]
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GENERAL QUARTERS! NOW!
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
Commander:
THEY SOUNDED THE ALARM!
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ATTACK!
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[ HYDRAULICS WHIRRING ]
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COBRA!
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DUKE, FORM A UNIT
AND HIT COBRA'S FLANK.
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WE'VE GOT TO PREVENT A PINCERS
MOVEMENT ON OUR CONTROL CENTER.
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REGROUP ALL UNITS AND FALL BACK!
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WE'LL MAKE OUR STAND
ON THE AIRFIELD!
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FOUR SLOW JOES.
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Xamot: FOUR SORRY JOES!
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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RATHER POOR SHOTS,
EH, TOMAX?
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AWFUL.
THAT'S WHAT I'D SAY, XAMOT.
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Hawk: WHY IS COBRA COMMANDER
USING STUNS?
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THEY'RE FAST, BUT THEY DON'T
HAVE THE ARMOR OR THE PUNCH
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OF THE OLD H.I.S.S. TANKS.
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Duke: MAYBE OLD CHROME DOME
IS RUNNING LOW ON --
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HOLD ON!
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[ BEEP ]
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WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!
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THEY LOOK LIKE ROBOTS.
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Commander:
BATTLE ANDROID TROOPERS!
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FORWARD AND DESTROY!
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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WE KEEP BLASTING,
BUT THEY DON'T DROP.
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THERE AIN'T NO WAY
TO MAKE THEM STOP!
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Commander:
[ LAUGHS ] SUPERB!
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NOW WE MUST PRESS
OUR ADVANTAGE.
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ALL STUNS!
FORWARD TO VICTORY!
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UNWISE, COMMANDER.
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YOU SHOULD KEEP
SOME OF OUR FORCES...
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Both: ...IN RESERVE.
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BALDERDASH,
YOU TWIN NITWITS!
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
OF MY AUTHORITY!
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AT LONG LAST,
THE JOES ARE DOOMED,
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AND ALL BECAUSE
OF MY SUPERB LEADERSHIP!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?
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UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT
ON THE LEFT FLANK!
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INTERCEPT AND DESTROY!
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Hawk: PREPARE FOR
HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, JOES!
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WAIT. HOLY...
WHAT IS THAT?!
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COBRA, ATTACK!
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Flint: WELL, NOW THINGS
ARE GOING TO GET INTERESTING.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THAT'S SERGEANT SLAUGHTER!
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HE MUST HAVE PICKED UP
DIAL TONE'S MESSAGE.
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WOW!
HOLY MACKEREL.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP!
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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A SECOND FRONT.
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LET'S TAKE 'EM APART!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
YO-O-O, JOE!
YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ LASER FIRE ]
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Commander: RETREAT!
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ABANDON THE B.A.T.s
AND FLEE!
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WITHOUT COBRA
TO GIVE THEM DIRECTION,
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THESE DROIDS ARE READY
FOR JUNK COLLECTION.
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Xamot: COBRA COMMANDER...
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Tomax:
...HAS BLOWN IT AGAIN!
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Roadblock:
WOW! LOOK AT THIS MESS.
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WHO IS THIS GUY,
ANYWAY?
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Hawk: MEN, YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A REAL SOLDIER.
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SORRY TO DROP IN UNANNOUNCED,
GENERAL HAWK,
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BUT IT LOOKED LIKE YOUR PARTY
WAS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
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Hawk:
IT WAS, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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AND THE TRUTH IS,
WE DESERVED TO LOSE.
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Commander: YOU INGRATES!
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IT WAS NOT ME WHO WAS
RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR LOSS!
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WE LOST BECAUSE
YOUR PRECIOUS B.A.T.s
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WERE NOTHING BUT INEFFECTUAL,
HIGH-TECH DESIGNER DOLLIES!
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Dr. Mindbender:
THE B.A.T.s WERE PERFECT.
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THEY WOULD HAVE WIPED OUT
G.I. JOE
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IF YOU HAD DEPLOYED THEM
CORRECTLY!
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Commander:
DR. MINDBENDER.
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NOW THE JOES WILL BE ON GUARD
AGAINST FUTURE ATTACKS!
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NONSENSE!
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YOU HAVE SET BACK OUR
LONG-AWAITED DAY OF TRIUMPH!
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MAY I REMIND YOU,
DR. MINDBENDER,
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THAT YOU ARE MERELY
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COBRA'S CHIEF INTERROGATOR
AND SCIENCE OFFICER?
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THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR FILE
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THAT CLASSIFIES YOU
AS A MILITARY GENIUS!
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[ GROANS ]
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I HAVE HAD A STRANGE,
RECURRING DREAM LATELY --
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A DREAM WHICH SAYS
THE TIME IS COMING
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WHEN COBRA MUST FIND
A NEW LEADER.
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I BELIEVE THAT TIME IS...
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NOW!
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"G.I. JOE" WILL RETURN
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
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NOW BACK TO "G.I. JOE."
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Sgt. Slaughter: GLAD I COULD
BE OF SERVICE, GENERAL HAWK,
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BUT I BETTER GET BACK
TO BIVOUAC.
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I GOT ME A BAD BUNCH
OF PROBLEM RECRUITS TO TRAIN.
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WAIT A MINUTE, SLAUGHTER.
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THE JOES HAVE GOTTEN CARELESS
AND SLOPPY.
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WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND
AND TRAIN THEM?
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WHY? YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
THE BEST MEN AVAILABLE.
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NO, I WANT YOU TO STAY
AND WHIP THEM INTO SHAPE.
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WELL...
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O-KAY. I'M YOUR MAN.
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SLAUGHTER-HOUSE STYLE
TRAINING
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STARTS AT 0600 HOURS TOMORROW,
READY OR NOT.
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Dr. Mindbender: [ GROANING ]
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NO!
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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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CONFUSED.
CAN'T COMPREHEND IT.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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[ GROANING ]
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AAAAAAAAH!
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THE LIGHT!
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THE ANSWER LIES
WITHIN THAT SPIRAL OF LIGHT!
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OHHHH!
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BELOVED COBRA COMMANDER,
DO NOT THINK ME DISLOYAL.
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AAAAAAH!
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ALL RIGHT!
I ADMIT -- I'M LYING!
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BUT MERCY IS THE HALLMARK
OF GREATNESS,
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OH, MAGNIFICENT ONE.
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NO! PLEASE!
DON'T CRUSH ME!
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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THERE'S SOMETHING FAMILIAR
ABOUT THAT SPIRAL.
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I-I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.
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[ WHOOSHING ]
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AAAAAH!
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[ HEARTBEAT ]
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A HEARTBEAT!
SOMEONE IS OUT THERE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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OF COURSE!
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IF WE CAN'T FIND A NEW LEADER,
I SHALL MAKE ONE!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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Sgt. Slaughter:
GOOD MORNING, SLEEPYHEADS.
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I'M SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT
YOUR LAZY CARCASSES OUT OF BED.
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NOW, YOU SLOBS
HAVE HAD IT TOO SOFT.
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YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KEEP
OUR COUNTRY SAFE FROM COBRA,
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SO, STARTING TODAY,
WE'RE GONNA FIX ALL THAT.
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GIVE YOUR HEARTS
TO AMERICA, JOES,
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'CAUSE YOUR BUTTS BELONG TO ME!
226
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NOW, COMMENCE RUNNING!
MOVE IT!
227
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HEY, YA, 2, 3, 4!
228
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GOOD WORK, SERGEANT.
229
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THIS IS JUST WHAT THE JOES NEED
TO GET MOTIVATED.
230
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HAPPY TO HEAR THAT,
231
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'CAUSE WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
GENERAL HAWK,
232
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YOU'RE A JOE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA JOIN 'EM.
233
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[ Chuckling ] YES, SIR.
234
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PICK 'EM UP
AND PUT 'EM DOWN!
235
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YEAH! HUP! HUP!
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
236
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,478
PATHETIC!
237
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I'VE GOT
AN ARTHRITIC GRANDMOTHER
238
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WHO COULD BEAT
THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
239
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TALK'S CHEAP,
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
240
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IF YOU'RE SO BLASTED TOUGH,
WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT?
241
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COME ON. TRY ME.
242
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,565
BUT MAKE IT INTERESTING.
243
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ALL OF YOU
TACKLE ME AT ONCE.
244
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DID I MAKE MY POINT?
245
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Sgt. Slaughter:
MOVE! BEND THOSE KNEES!
246
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PICK UP YOUR FEET
AND MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
247
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♪ WE'VE GOT TO REMEMBER
HOW TO WIN ♪
248
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♪ GRIT THEM TEETH
AND DIG ON IN ♪
249
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YO, JOE!
250
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All: YO, JOE!
251
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LET'S GO!
YO, JOE!
252
00:11:21,739 --> 00:11:23,434
LET'S GO! YO, JOE!
253
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YO, JOE!
254
00:11:24,913 --> 00:11:27,869
Sgt. Slaughter: BETTER.
NOT PERFECT, BUT BETTER.
255
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COBRA COMMANDER MUST NEVER LEARN
OF THIS MEETING.
256
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IF HE DOES, THE FUTURE
OF OUR GREAT MOVEMENT
257
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[ BUZZING ]
...AND EVEN OUR LIVES
COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.
258
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GENTLEMEN, WE ARE SUFFERING
FROM A CRISIS IN LEADERSHIP.
259
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Commander: CONGRATULATIONS,
SCRAP IRON.
260
00:11:47,826 --> 00:11:50,565
THE BUG YOU PLANTED
IS WORKING BEAUTIFULLY.
261
00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:53,652
IT SEEMS OUR PRESENT LEADER
IS WORTHLESS.
262
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I WILL CREATE A NEW ONE.
263
00:11:56,608 --> 00:11:58,739
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU
264
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THE DOUBLE SPIRAL OF LIFE
ITSELF --
265
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DNA.
266
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DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID.
267
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I PROPOSE TO CONSTRUCT
OUR NEW LEADER
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OUT OF DNA MOLECULES TAKEN FROM
HISTORY'S GREATEST CONQUERORS.
269
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THEIR TOMBS SHALL PROVIDE US
WITH THE RAW MATERIAL I NEED --
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A MOLECULE HERE,
A MOLECULE THERE.
271
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THE MILITARY BRILLIANCE
OF NAPOLEON...
272
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THE FEROCITY OF GENGHIS KHAN...
273
00:12:25,782 --> 00:12:27,521
THE LEADERSHIP OF ALEXANDER...
274
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THE EVIL OF IVAN THE TERRIBLE.
275
00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:32,739
THESE AND THE QUALITIES
OF MANY OTHERS
276
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SHALL MERGE INTO OUR NEW
SYNTHETIC LEADER --
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THE COBRA EMPEROR.
278
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Commander: NEVER!
I WON'T ALLOW IT!
279
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[ SHOUTS ]
280
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WE MUST BEGIN AT ONCE!
281
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Commander: TREACHERY!
282
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:53,565
I ACCUSE YOU OF VILE ACTS
OF BASE TREASON!
283
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:58,217
FOR THIS, YOU SHALL PAY
THE ULTIMATE PENALTY!
284
00:12:58,304 --> 00:13:00,869
ELIMINATE US,
AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT
285
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TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS.
286
00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:06,391
YOU LIE!
MY GUARD IS LOYAL!
287
00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:08,217
WOULD YOU REALLY CARE
288
00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:11,478
TO TEST THE TRUTH
OF THAT STATEMENT, COMMANDER?
289
00:13:11,565 --> 00:13:14,695
[ WEAPONS COCK ]
290
00:13:14,782 --> 00:13:16,695
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
291
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YOU MISJUDGE ME
292
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:21,739
IF YOU THINK I'M MOTIVATED
SOLELY BY SELFISHNESS.
293
00:13:21,826 --> 00:13:24,130
WHY SHOULD WE WAR
AMONG OURSELVES
294
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,695
WHEN WE HAVE G.I. JOE
FOR A COMMON ENEMY?
295
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,217
IN FACT, I ORDER YOU
296
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:32,608
TO CREATE THIS PERFECT
COBRA LEADER
297
00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,739
SO I, TOO, MAY FOLLOW HIM
TO VICTORY!
298
00:13:35,826 --> 00:13:37,739
COBRA!
299
00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,391
AND, UH, GET SOMEONE
TO FIX THAT DOOR.
300
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:44,391
I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK WE WON.
301
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:47,043
COBRA COMMANDER, YOU'RE NOT
REALLY GONNA THROW IN
302
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WITH THOSE TRAITORS,
ARE YOU?
303
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:51,695
OF COURSE NOT,
YOU HALF-WIT.
304
00:13:51,782 --> 00:13:54,000
IS THIS THE FACE
OF A PATSY?
305
00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:56,086
N-NO, IT'S NOT.
306
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CORRECT.
307
00:13:57,695 --> 00:14:02,608
LET MINDBENDER TRY TO CREATE
A LEADER FROM DNA MISHMASH.
308
00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,478
HE'LL ONLY FAIL
AND HUMILIATE HIMSELF.
309
00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:07,608
AND IF HE SUCCEEDS?
310
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,913
IF HE SUCCEEDS,
311
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,956
I WILL MASTER, MESMERIZE,
AND MANIPULATE HIS CREATURE
312
00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:17,043
LIKE A PATHETIC PUPPET.
313
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:21,304
I SHALL BECOME AN EVEN GREATER
POWER BEHIND THE THRONE.
314
00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:24,956
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
315
00:14:26,652 --> 00:14:28,391
THEY'RE LOOKING GOOD,
SERGEANT.
316
00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:30,913
THEY WERE ALWAYS GOOD,
GENERAL HAWK.
317
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,391
THEY JUST FORGOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO STAY THAT WAY.
318
00:14:33,478 --> 00:14:36,043
[ ALARM BLARING ]
ATTENTION, A COBRA NIGHT RAVEN
319
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,565
HAS BREACHED
NORTH AMERICAN AIRSPACE.
320
00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:40,086
SCRAMBLE FOR BATTLE!
321
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,304
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA SEE
HOW EFFECTIVE
322
00:14:42,391 --> 00:14:44,043
YOUR TRAINING WAS,
SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
323
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:46,826
Slipstream: YO, JOE!
324
00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:50,304
RESCUE BACKUP FOLLOWING.
YO, JOE!
325
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,086
Slipstream:
BOGEY SIGHTED AT 3:00.
326
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:58,391
MOVING IN FOR A LOOK-SEE.
327
00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:01,739
Pilot: A JOE CONQUEST
ON OUR TAIL. ARMING DRONE.
328
00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:06,913
[ LASER FIRE ]
329
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,956
Slipstream: UH-OH. GOT A DRONE.
12:00, DEAD-ON.
330
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:20,434
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE THE
FILLING IN A MISSILE SANDWICH!
331
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,086
[ LASER FIRE ]
332
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:10,521
Lift Ticket: I LOVE A COOKOUT,
BUT NOT IF I'M THE MAIN COURSE.
333
00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:15,347
[ BEEPING ]
334
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,695
HEY, LOOK!
335
00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:19,304
A COBRA MESSAGE POD.
336
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,869
A GOLD BAR
AND A ROLL OF PARCHMENT.
337
00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:28,434
HMM,.
338
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,782
IT'S A COMMUNIQUé
FROM DR. MINDBENDER
339
00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,782
TO ZARTAN
AND HIS DREADNOKS.
340
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,478
YOU MEAN THEY CAN READ?
341
00:16:37,652 --> 00:16:40,565
Hawk: THIS IS A CONTRACT
BETWEEN ZARTAN AND COBRA
342
00:16:40,652 --> 00:16:42,913
REGARDING A MISSION
SO IMPORTANT,
343
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,652
ZARTAN IS ASKED TO BRING IN,
FOR BACKUP SUPPORT,
344
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,130
HIS BROTHER AND SISTER,
ZANDAR AND ZARANA.
345
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:52,000
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
346
00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:56,086
ZARTAN IS ALSO RECRUITING
AT LEAST ONE MORE DREADNOK.
347
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:59,826
WHATEVER THAT MISSION IS,
IT'S DEFINITELY MAJOR-LEAGUE.
348
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:04,652
THIS HERE IS ZARTAN'S
VERY HEAVY DOWN PAYMENT.
349
00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,869
AND WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING DOWN
350
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,652
BEFORE IT PICKS UP STEAM.
351
00:17:08,739 --> 00:17:10,956
I NEED
THREE VOLUNTEERS.
352
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,304
VOLUNTEERS?
353
00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:16,043
ONE, TWO, THREE.
NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN MIND?
354
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,130
INFILTRATE ZARTAN'S CAMP
355
00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:20,826
AND FIND OUT WHAT THIS SECRET
MISSION IS ALL ABOUT.
356
00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,739
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FOR COMING
357
00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:26,695
TO THE FIRST ANNUAL AUDITION
FOR MEMBERSHIP
358
00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:30,826
IN OUR SMALL BUT ELITE
SOCIETY OF DREADNOKS.
359
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:35,173
TO MATCH YOUR COLLECTIVE IQs,
I'VE MADE THE RULES SIMPLE.
360
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:38,304
WHOSEVER LEFT STANDING
AT THE END OF THE AUDITION
361
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,782
BECOMES OUR NEXT DREADNOK.
362
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:42,608
[ LAUGHS ]
363
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,913
AND THAT WILL BE ME,
MISTER.
364
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,130
YEAH? WELL, YOU'LL BE
THE FIRST ONE DOWN.
365
00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:50,826
I'LL SEE TO THAT.
366
00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:54,130
OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,
FAT STUFF.
367
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:56,782
START AUDITIONING!
368
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,521
[ ENGINES REV ]
369
00:17:58,608 --> 00:17:59,913
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
370
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,391
HOPE YOUR INSURANCE
IS PAID UP, SUCKER!
371
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,782
[ LAUGHING ]
372
00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:09,739
UNH!
373
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,347
YOU WERE SAYING?
374
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,260
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
375
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,043
WE'VE GOT TO GET CLOSER.
376
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,217
WE WILL.
377
00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,652
LOOKS LIKE
IT'S ALMOST OVER.
378
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:26,043
HE USED STUN GRENADES!
THAT'S CHEATING!
379
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,652
OF COURSE IT'S CHEATING,
YOU NIT.
380
00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:31,608
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT --
SPORTSMANSHIP?
381
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,260
Zartan: ALL RIGHT, FELLOW.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
382
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,826
YOU CAN CALL ME
MONKEYWRENCH.
383
00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:39,826
ME HOBBIES ARE HEAVY METAL,
UNPROVOKED MAYHEM,
384
00:18:39,913 --> 00:18:42,086
AND EXPLOSIONS --
385
00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,695
LOUD EXPLOSIONS.
386
00:18:43,782 --> 00:18:45,173
[ LAUGHS ]
387
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:47,217
A FITTING APPELLATION.
388
00:18:47,304 --> 00:18:48,478
WELCOME TO THE DREADN--
389
00:18:48,565 --> 00:18:51,217
Thrasher: I BELIEVE
YOU ARE PREMATURE, SIR.
390
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:54,217
THERE IS ONLY ONE APPLICANT
SUITABLE FOR THE POSITION
391
00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:57,956
OF NEW DREADNOK,
AND THAT IS ME -- THRASHER.
392
00:18:58,043 --> 00:19:00,608
WELL, AIN'T YOU THE ONE!
393
00:19:00,695 --> 00:19:01,913
QUITE SO.
394
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
AND I ALSO CAN PROVIDE
MY OWN VEHICLE.
395
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,217
CHARMING.
396
00:19:06,304 --> 00:19:07,695
AIN'T IT JUST?
397
00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:11,217
HE STAYED BACK WHILE THE OTHERS
BEAT THEMSELVES UP.
398
00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:14,217
WHICH CONCLUSIVELY
PROVES MY INTELLIGENCE,
399
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:17,521
A QUALITY YOUR PRESENT DREADNOKS
LACK, DON'T THEY?
400
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:19,000
[ STAMMERING ]
401
00:19:19,086 --> 00:19:21,217
[ GRUNTING ]
402
00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:23,173
WE AIN'T INTELLIGENT, EH?
403
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,869
WE'LL SHOW YOU
WHO'S INTELLIGENT, WE WILL!
404
00:19:26,956 --> 00:19:29,130
Thrasher:
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?!
405
00:19:29,217 --> 00:19:30,608
AAAAAAH!
406
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,130
[ LAUGHTER ]
407
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:37,217
OHHHHH! [ SPITS ]
408
00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:39,391
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
409
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,695
UH --
410
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,826
Sgt. Slaughter:
AT EASE, DISEASE.
411
00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,869
Low Light:
MAKE LIKE ICE AND FREEZE.
412
00:19:44,956 --> 00:19:47,826
JOES!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
413
00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:51,217
YOU ARE GONNA TELL US
ABOUT YOUR SECRET MISSION,
414
00:19:51,304 --> 00:19:54,086
OR WE'RE GONNA ROTATE
YOUR EARS.
415
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:59,608
NOT SO FAST, SISTER Z.
416
00:20:02,565 --> 00:20:04,000
IS THERE ANYTHING
LEFT TO READ?
417
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,000
HAVE A LOOK.
418
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,086
COBRA PLANS
TO BREAK INTO THE TOMBS
419
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:12,043
OF SOME OF HISTORY'S
MOST INFAMOUS CONQUERORS.
420
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,304
Beach Head:
WHAT THE HECK FOR?
421
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,391
LOOKS LIKE THAT INFORMATION
WENT UP IN SMOKE.
422
00:20:15,478 --> 00:20:16,521
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
HUH?
423
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:25,391
I CAME BACK TO PUNISH YOU
FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, ZARTAN,
424
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:29,739
BUT INSTEAD, TO PROVE MY WORTH,
I'LL DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES.
425
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,086
AGREED?
426
00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:33,608
FINISH THEM,
AND YOU SHALL BE ONE OF US.
427
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:36,956
Thrasher: COBRA!
428
00:20:39,913 --> 00:20:41,913
[ LASER FIRE ]
429
00:20:44,521 --> 00:20:46,217
GAH!
430
00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:49,695
COME ON, LOW LIGHT.
ON YOUR FEET.
431
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,826
Beach Head: THIS WAY.
WE'LL MAKE A STAND HERE.
432
00:20:53,782 --> 00:20:55,608
RIGHT ON.
433
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,695
Thrasher:
THE GAME IS UP, GENTLEMEN!
434
00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:05,695
I BID YOU A FOND ADIEU!
435
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:09,434
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
436
00:21:09,521 --> 00:21:10,782
TUNE IN TOMORROW
437
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,521
AS DR. MINDBENDER'S PLAN
TO CREATE A COBRA EMPEROR
438
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,826
TAKES G.I. JOE
TO DEADLY ENCOUNTERS
439
00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:17,434
AT THE TOMB OF NAPOLEON...
440
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:19,956
THE EGYPTIAN
VALLEY OF THE KINGS...
441
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:22,000
THE ANCIENT
AZTEC POOL OF DEATH...
442
00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:24,739
THE TERRIFYING CASTLE
OF DRACULA...
443
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,347
AND A FIERCE
SIBERIAN SNOWSTORM,
444
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,782
WHERE A RETURN BATTLE
445
00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:30,913
WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE
BATTLE ANDROID TROOPERS
446
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,739
THREATENS THE VERY FUTURE
OF THE EARTH --
447
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,521
ALL IN THE NEXT
EXCITING EPISODE
448
00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:45,086
OF "ARISE, SERPENTOR, ARISE!"
449
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,521
[ COUGHING ]
450
00:21:46,608 --> 00:21:49,217
THIS IS GONNA BE THE
BEST-LOOKING BIKE ON THE BLOCK.
451
00:21:49,304 --> 00:21:51,347
OOH,
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
452
00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:52,478
HEY, EZRA, DON'T YOU KNOW
453
00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:53,869
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
USE SPRAY PAINTS
454
00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:54,826
WITHOUT LOTS OF FRESH AIR?
455
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:56,043
[ BOTH ] DIAL TONE!
456
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,000
ALL PAINTS,
AND ESPECIALLY SPRAY PAINTS,
457
00:21:58,086 --> 00:21:59,260
HAVE POISONOUS GASES
IN THEM.
458
00:21:59,347 --> 00:22:01,521
IF YOU BREATHE TOO MUCH,
YOU CAN GET VERY SICK.
459
00:22:01,608 --> 00:22:02,521
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
460
00:22:02,608 --> 00:22:04,478
ALWAYS READ THE LABEL CAREFULLY
461
00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:06,608
AND CHECK FOR WARNINGS
BEFORE YOU START ANY JOB.
462
00:22:06,695 --> 00:22:08,608
WOULDN'T HURT TO WEAR
THESE MASKS, EITHER.
463
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:09,826
[ BOTH ] NOW WE KNOW.
464
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,478
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.
465
00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:14,130
♪ G.I. JOE
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