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I wish I were there. 3 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:41,160 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 4 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:15,969 (SINGING) In a shower of stars, underneath an umbrella 5 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:29,029 of moonbeams with you, I'm caught in a dream. 6 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:36,859 In a shower of stars, 'neath a bower 7 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:41,750 where sunflowers dance for a windswept beam. 8 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:55,459 A lover's melody, with little wings for me. 9 00:05:55,460 --> 00:06:01,419 And I can hear it say, we will love 10 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,900 tomorrow for this yesterday. 11 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:20,839 On a billowy cloud, 'neath the twinkle of summer rainfalls 12 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:33,690 with you, in a shower of stars. 13 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,650 [APPLAUSE] 14 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:53,610 [APPLAUSE TURNS TO SCORNFUL LAUGHTER] 15 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,070 [LAUGHTER] 16 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:13,639 Come on, unconscious. 17 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,340 Come on. 18 00:07:14,341 --> 00:07:16,320 You'll sleep better horizontal. 19 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:28,619 [PLAYS SHRILLY] 20 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:31,929 I can't stand it either. 21 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,779 Wake up, genius. 22 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:37,409 The big day has dawned. 23 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:39,629 What time is it? 24 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,319 8 o'clock. 25 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,019 How come it's so dark? 26 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,330 You've got your eyes closed, silly. 27 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:52,799 Oh, gee. 28 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,269 I only dreamed it. 29 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,289 Dreamed what? 30 00:07:55,290 --> 00:07:58,229 I was with Morton Gould last night, in New York! 31 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,919 Yeah, I met you walking home. 32 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,389 Hey, has my telegram come yet? 33 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,090 What telegram? 34 00:08:04,091 --> 00:08:05,339 From Jo! 35 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,679 She promised she'd let me know if she could come today! 36 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,179 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 37 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,180 Come in. 38 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:15,359 Oh, it's you. 39 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,059 Well who did you expect, Frank Sinatra? 40 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,709 Bring it in, Susie. 41 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,849 Thank you for the loan of your recording machine, Molly. 42 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,429 Put it over there. 43 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:29,129 The things I do for $0.50 a week. 44 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:31,689 I recorded my graduation speech last night. 45 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:32,939 Would you like to hear it? 46 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:33,640 Do we have a choice? 47 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,600 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 48 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,039 Come in. 49 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,959 Have you kids seen the programs for the show? 50 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,399 They just came! 51 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,619 Oh, I hope my name's in it this year. 52 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,069 I'm want to start a scrapbook. 53 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:44,299 What's the idea? 54 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,349 The show doesn't go on for hours. 55 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,319 Listen, if I ever get down off these toes, 56 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,359 I'll never get back up again. 57 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,320 [GIGGLING] 58 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,060 Quiet, girls. 59 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:52,760 Listen! 60 00:08:52,761 --> 00:08:55,899 (RECORDING) Ladies and gentleman, parents, 61 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,589 (HEAVILY ROLLING THE "R"S) friends... 62 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:58,749 What friends? 63 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:02,069 (RECORDING) Music is the language of the spheres. 64 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:05,489 Good music never become extinct. 65 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,029 [ECHO AND RECORDING MALFUNCTION] 66 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:08,880 [GIGGLING] 67 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,730 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 68 00:09:09,731 --> 00:09:10,939 Yes? 69 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:13,039 Good morning, young ladies. 70 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,649 Rehearsing so early? 71 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:16,669 Sherry, were you expecting a telegram? 72 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:17,630 Yes, from my sister. 73 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:18,330 [BELL RINGS] 74 00:09:18,331 --> 00:09:19,449 - There it is. - Oh, thank you. 75 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:20,250 There's the first bell. 76 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:22,119 You'd better hurry if you want breakfast. 77 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,979 You two will never be ready. 78 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,579 All right, girls, there's the first bell. 79 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:26,280 Come on, Nadine. 80 00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:27,659 Come on, Jen. 81 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,299 Well, what are you waiting for? 82 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,659 But maybe she can't come. 83 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:32,399 Well, you'll never know if you don't open it. 84 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,400 Come on. 85 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,789 Well? 86 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:41,249 Molly, she's coming! 87 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,189 She's coming! 88 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:46,089 "Have arranged for understudy to take my place today. 89 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,549 Will arrive 1 o'clock train. 90 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:48,310 Forever love, Jo." 91 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,010 Oh, Molly! 92 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:49,970 [BELL RINGS] 93 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:50,950 [SQUEALS HAPPILY] 94 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,920 There's the bell. 95 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,890 Come on! 96 00:09:52,891 --> 00:09:54,579 Oh, golly. 97 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:56,609 I bet nobody ever had a sister like mine. 98 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:59,139 I wonder if she'll recognize me? 99 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,439 Her own sister? 100 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,589 How long since she saw you? 101 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:02,290 Last summer. 102 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,139 But I was only 14, then. 103 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,000 Just a kid! 104 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:05,700 Oh. 105 00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:07,119 You mean way back in BG. 106 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,839 You know, before girdles. 107 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,199 Oh, Molly. 108 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,999 You should've made me put up my hair last night. 109 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,889 Jo's so fussy about that. 110 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:18,939 Look at her. 111 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:21,059 Just look, not a hair out of place. 112 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,409 I wonder how she does it. 113 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,879 She squirts stick'm on it! 114 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,939 The last time I tried that, I couldn't get my hat off. 115 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:27,940 Honest! 116 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:40,469 This must be a very exciting day for you, Sherry. 117 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:44,429 Oh, you can say that ag... I mean, yes, Professor Bremond. 118 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:46,689 I'm looking forward to seeing your sister. 119 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:48,359 Of all my pupils, you're the only one 120 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,839 whose family I have never met. 121 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,509 Oh, well Jo's so busy all the time. 122 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:54,409 No sooner does she close in one show than she opens in another! 123 00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:55,469 Oh, I see. 124 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:56,619 What about you, my dear? 125 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,709 Will your charming mother be here today? 126 00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:02,059 No sir, she's in Niagara Falls... on her honeymoon. 127 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,399 Honeymoon? 128 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,100 Again? 129 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:04,800 Yes, sir. 130 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,329 It gets kind of discouraging. 131 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:09,159 Just about the time I get one stepfather broken in, 132 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,140 I get a new one. 133 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:12,579 WOMAN AT STATION: Here it comes! 134 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,530 [TRAIN BELL RINGS] 135 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,959 Well, Mr. Hale, Mr. Arthur Hale. 136 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,189 Now don't tell me I'm mistaken. 137 00:11:27,190 --> 00:11:30,139 We sat next to each other last year at the school play. 138 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,149 I had my little Pekingese with me. 139 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,629 My daughter Nadine was the leading lady. 140 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:36,189 Oh yes, yes of course. 141 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,329 She bit you, remember? 142 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,489 Your daughter bit me? 143 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,619 Oh no, my Peke. 144 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,909 My daughter was so embarrassed. 145 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,099 Well, it was really all my fault. 146 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:42,930 I was scratching her leg. 147 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,409 [LAUGHS] My daughter's? 148 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:45,110 No, no, no. 149 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:45,810 The peke's. 150 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,640 Oh, Mr. Hale. 151 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,340 You're so funny. 152 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,310 You say the most amusing things. 153 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:57,070 [CHATTER AT STATION] 154 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,770 Excuse me. 155 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:09,770 Sorry. 156 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,139 CONDUCTOR: Board! 157 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,140 Board! 158 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:29,610 Board! 159 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,269 She didn't come. 160 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:35,749 And she promised. 161 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,729 This is the first promise she's ever broken. 162 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,779 There's probably a very good reason, dear. 163 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:43,449 Now, you mustn't let yourself be so disappointed. 164 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,549 Remember, we're all depending on you for the show 165 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:46,979 this afternoon. 166 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,889 You're the star, you know. 167 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,319 I know. 168 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,229 And that's why... [BEGINNING TO CRY] 169 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:56,059 That's why I wanted Jo to be here. 170 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,100 Come on, Molly. 171 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,860 Excuse me. 172 00:13:02,861 --> 00:13:05,959 Where could I find a cab to take me to Fernridge School? 173 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,089 Well, I'm afraid you can't, Miss. 174 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,759 You see, every cab in town's on the way 175 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,579 over there now, full of visitors. 176 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,759 Well, how soon will they be back? 177 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,769 Well, I expect they'll stay until after the show. 178 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:18,570 Oh dear. 179 00:13:18,571 --> 00:13:20,089 Don't tell me I have to walk. 180 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,729 How far is it? 181 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:27,929 Straight down that road there, it's about 20 miles, roughly. 182 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:31,050 Afraid that's a little too rough for these heels. 183 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:38,849 I don't suppose you could take me, could you, Mr, uh... 184 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:39,550 Perkins. 185 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,469 Peter Perkins. 186 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:42,410 Listen, Pete. 187 00:13:42,411 --> 00:13:46,359 Would $10 put you in a higher income bracket? 188 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:51,599 Well, I could always list it as a gift. 189 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,119 The things you men think of. 190 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,120 Yeah. 191 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,079 You know, Arthur, I deeply appreciate 192 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,129 your interest in the school. 193 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:06,569 I always enjoy coming up here, Professor. 194 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:10,059 You never let the kids look like amateurs in your performances. 195 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:12,739 How do they feel about doing a Morton Gould operetta? 196 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,499 The whole school's very exciting. 197 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,939 I think you'll enjoy it. 198 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:19,309 And you'll hear a real voice, a girl named Sheryl Williams. 199 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,519 Good. 200 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,909 I'm reviving a Strauss musical. 201 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,709 So far, I haven't been able to find a leading lady who 202 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,329 can sing those romantic old waltzes. 203 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,979 Can I meet Miss Williams? 204 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,309 Yes, but... 205 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,240 What's the catch? 206 00:14:31,241 --> 00:14:33,419 Sherry is just 15. 207 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,260 15? 208 00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:35,569 Well, she'll get older. 209 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,419 But I have to have someone this year. 210 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,719 I can't wait for my star to age. 211 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,809 Well, I understand she's got an older sister who's 212 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,509 quite a musical comedy favorite. 213 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,409 Oh, what's her name? 214 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,259 Uh, Josephine, I think? 215 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:51,969 Josephine Williams. 216 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,029 Never heard of her. 217 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:53,810 Let's go backstage. 218 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:55,119 I'll introduce you to Sherry. 219 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:55,820 What's the use? 220 00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:57,509 I'm not interested in infants. 221 00:14:57,510 --> 00:15:00,209 Well, you might learn more about her sister. 222 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,419 What'd you say her name is? 223 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:04,839 Josephine Williams. 224 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,259 All right, so your sister's a star. 225 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:06,960 Yes. 226 00:15:06,961 --> 00:15:09,339 All I want to know is what she's starred in. 227 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,519 Well, she's playing in New York now. 228 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,189 What's the name of the play? 229 00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:16,319 Well, it's... oh, I don't know. 230 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,409 She doesn't know. 231 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,539 What's the name of anything she's ever been in? 232 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:25,389 Well, there was... oh, you've got me so mad, I can't think! 233 00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:27,169 Did you ever see her in a play? 234 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,429 Well, how could I? 235 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,999 In winter, I'm in school, and in summer, 236 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,189 well... well, she never works in summer. 237 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,809 You know what I think, don't you? 238 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,009 Who cares what you think? 239 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,119 Lay off, will ya? 240 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,899 What's the idea of getting her all 241 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,409 stirred up just before the show. 242 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,859 Because I'm sick and tired of hearing 243 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,179 about her mythical sister! 244 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,599 You mean, you think I'm lying? 245 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,169 Why don't you grow up? 246 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,319 Personally, I think your sister's been giving you a song 247 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,900 and dance, and I don't mean on any stage. 248 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,659 Here. 249 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,060 Nadine, look out! 250 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,119 Why, Mr. Hale. 251 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,179 Oh, I met you last year when you came for the show. 252 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,129 My mother's peke bit you, remember? 253 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,909 Yes, I was scratching her leg... the peke's. 254 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,439 Well, it's awfully nice to see you. 255 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,150 Won't you come in? 256 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:13,929 Well, thanks very much. 257 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,689 Professor Bremond was going to introduce me to Ms. Williams, 258 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,809 but he seems to be lost in the shuffle somewhere. 259 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,509 Oh, I'll be glad to introduce you. 260 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:26,929 Girls, this is Mr. Arthur Hale, the famous Broadway producer. 261 00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,339 How do you do, ladies? 262 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,649 (TOGETHER) How do you do? 263 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,949 And this is our little Sherry Williams. 264 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,109 (TEARFULLY) How do you do? 265 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,389 What's this, the star of the show 266 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:37,939 in tears, and just before the curtain's going up? 267 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,189 Well, we'll have to fix that. 268 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,199 It's all her fault. 269 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:40,900 That's not so. 270 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,610 It is so, so! 271 00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:43,219 Just a minute, ladies, please. 272 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,579 I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hale. 273 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:49,559 You know everybody on Broadway... all the stars. 274 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,549 Well, I know a great many of them. 275 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:55,899 Have you ever heard of Sherry's sister, Josephine Williams? 276 00:16:55,900 --> 00:17:01,149 She is a star, isn't she? 277 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,689 Yes. 278 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,419 I was talking about her just a few minutes ago. 279 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,949 Mr. Hale, tell her the names of some of the shows 280 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,639 that Jo's been in. 281 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,389 Well, let me think. 282 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,689 There were so many of them. 283 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:17,879 Did any of you girls see a play called "Dancing Shoes?" 284 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,580 (TOGETHER) No. 285 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,080 I didn't. 286 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:19,850 Well, she was in that. 287 00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:22,589 A terrific hit. 288 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:23,470 Oh, yes, indeed. 289 00:17:23,471 --> 00:17:24,829 It ran several seasons. 290 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:28,539 And your sister, a really great performance. 291 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,509 I'll never forget her in that first act. 292 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,499 She was so beautiful with that gorgeous black hair... 293 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,679 You mean blonde hair. 294 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,309 Uh, yes, of course. 295 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,130 Blonde hair. 296 00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:39,579 But in the first act, she wore a black wig. 297 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,280 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 298 00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:41,569 Overture, overture. 299 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:42,270 Overture. 300 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,260 [GIRLS BEGIN CHATTERING] 301 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,260 All ready, girls. 302 00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,749 Everybod... Sherry, aren't you dressed yet? 303 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,239 No, ma'am, I... 304 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,379 You're late, I'll help you. 305 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,589 Mr. Hale, if you please? 306 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,029 Certainly, I'm sorry. 307 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,750 Sherry... 308 00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:54,879 Thank you. 309 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,679 Well, lots of luck, Sherry. 310 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,999 I'll see you later. 311 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,489 Oh, they've all gone. 312 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:05,480 [OVERTURE BEGINS] 313 00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,569 Can't you go any faster? 314 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:50,539 I can, but the horse can't. 315 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,529 [LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY] 316 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:57,510 [MUSIC PLAYING] 317 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:11,649 (SINGING BEAUTIFULLY) Once upon a song, diamonds grew on trees, 318 00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:15,490 and the moon was made of cottage cheese. 319 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:26,259 Once upon a song, Christmas came in June. 320 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:29,350 Every day was Sunday afternoon. 321 00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:40,759 For the doubters, I can show that... that it 322 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:45,650 could happen once upon a song. 323 00:23:55,470 --> 00:24:02,639 Once upon a song, butterflies wore clothes. 324 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:08,919 And it rained the petals of a rose. 325 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:15,569 Once upon a song, cows played clarinets. 326 00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,540 And the jitterbugs hummed minuets. 327 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:26,459 For the doubters, I can show that all you need 328 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:37,530 is faith to know that it could happen once upon a song. 329 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:50,950 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS] 330 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,870 [APPLAUSE] 331 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,049 Oh, chicken, you were wonderful. 332 00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:59,329 I've never been so thrilled in all my life! 333 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,999 You've no idea how much you've improved. 334 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,369 Do you really think so? 335 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:04,539 Ah, sweetie. 336 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:06,649 Oh, anyway, I was kind of giving my all with you 337 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:08,169 and him both out there. 338 00:26:08,170 --> 00:26:09,070 Him? 339 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:09,770 A boyfriend? 340 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:10,630 Oh, no. 341 00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:11,869 Someone much more important. 342 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,259 Mr. Arthur Hale, the big producer. 343 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:17,819 We had quite a long talk just before the show. 344 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,039 What did you talk about? 345 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:19,740 About you. 346 00:26:19,741 --> 00:26:22,389 He thinks you're wonderful. 347 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:23,659 He does? 348 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:24,360 He raved! 349 00:26:24,361 --> 00:26:25,679 He said he never would forget you 350 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,090 in the first act of "Dancing Shoes" with that black wig. 351 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:33,669 -What else did Mr. Hale tell you about me? 352 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:35,139 Oh, let me think. 353 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,449 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 354 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:37,639 May I come in? 355 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,029 Mr. Hale! 356 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,419 Why, certainly. 357 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,489 Congratulations. 358 00:26:41,490 --> 00:26:44,759 Thank you very much. 359 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,169 Here she is! 360 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,399 How are you, Miss Williams? 361 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,100 Mr. Hale. 362 00:26:49,101 --> 00:26:50,349 You did like the show? 363 00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:52,169 Very much, especially you. 364 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:52,870 Honest? 365 00:26:52,870 --> 00:26:53,770 Cross my heart. 366 00:26:53,771 --> 00:26:55,079 You must be very proud of her. 367 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:55,780 I am. 368 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:57,179 Girls, where are you? 369 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,049 They're waiting to take (HALTINGLY) 370 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:00,219 pictures of the whole cast. 371 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:00,920 Excuse me. 372 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:04,729 I'll be back in just a minute. 373 00:27:04,730 --> 00:27:06,189 My sister. 374 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:07,299 Oh. 375 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,300 Hello. 376 00:27:11,390 --> 00:27:14,349 If you'll pardon my curiosity, Miss Williams... 377 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:17,199 Now that we're alone, you can drop the Miss Williams. 378 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,719 You know who I am. 379 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,129 I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. 380 00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:24,079 You mean you really don't know me? 381 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,799 I'm not sure. 382 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,739 I'm supposed to know every musical comedy star in New 383 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:29,679 York, but you still have me confused. 384 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,299 Oh, well, you're a very busy man, Mr. Hale. 385 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,949 You couldn't possibly remember everyone. 386 00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:37,569 Still, I'm certain I've seen you somewhere. 387 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:38,270 Perhaps... 388 00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:42,719 Could it have been in a performance of "Dancing Shoes?" 389 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,159 If we keep that up much longer, you'll have me believing it. 390 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,409 Oh, don't tell me you lied to Sherry, Mr. Hale? 391 00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:49,209 I'm one of those weak characters 392 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,329 who can't stand a weeping woman. 393 00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:53,169 Sherry wanted everyone to hear that you were a star, 394 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:54,649 so I lied for her. 395 00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:56,049 Right away, everyone felt better. 396 00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,399 Especially me. 397 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,579 Well, I'm sorry if Sherry's vivid imagination 398 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:01,209 caused you any discomfort. 399 00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:02,829 But I appreciate your gesture. 400 00:28:02,830 --> 00:28:04,869 Just a minute, please. 401 00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:07,789 But you are obviously of the theater. 402 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:08,740 Perhaps. 403 00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:11,879 Then perhaps I could interest you in my show. 404 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,029 Would you consider coming to my office tomorrow? 405 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,629 It happens that I'm desperately in need of a leading lady. 406 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:18,079 If your voice is anything like Sherry's... 407 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,279 Well, have you forgotten, Mr. Hale? 408 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,139 I have a long-term contract with "Dancing Shoes." 409 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:25,840 If you'll excuse me, I'll look for Sherry. 410 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,519 Oh, gosh. 411 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,619 Now, chicken, you're not going to be silly about this, 412 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,320 are you? 413 00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:05,789 I don't like working all summer anymore than you do. 414 00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,139 Then why are you doing it? 415 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:08,429 Well, you don't think I'd cancel 416 00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:10,619 our vacation unless I had to, do you? 417 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,919 Why can't I go with you? 418 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,639 Because you wouldn't enjoy it. 419 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:18,059 Hot theaters, uncomfortable hotels, and stuffy old trains. 420 00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:18,830 Believe me, dear. 421 00:29:18,831 --> 00:29:20,859 You're much better off right here in school. 422 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,279 If I could only see you in one show. 423 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,679 Summer school doesn't start for two weeks. 424 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,439 Can't I visit with you until then? 425 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,250 Honey, I told you. 426 00:29:27,251 --> 00:29:29,649 The show closes in New York tomorrow night. 427 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:31,589 And then we go directly on the road. 428 00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:35,189 Now be a good little trouper, will you? 429 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,599 Life is so difficult at times. 430 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,570 Yes, I know. 431 00:29:38,571 --> 00:29:41,029 Now please write, and don't run out of money. 432 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,489 All right, Jo. 433 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,409 But I feel like I'm wasting the best years of my life! 434 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,869 Oh, darling. 435 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,119 Be a good baby. 436 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,120 Bye-bye. 437 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,119 Come on, darling. 438 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,069 Wow, what a day. 439 00:29:58,070 --> 00:29:59,629 It's me for bed. 440 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,909 If I'm gonna catch that early train to New York tomorrow, 441 00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:05,440 I'm gonna have to do some fast sleeping. 442 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:09,710 How's about you, Dreamboat? 443 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,509 I've got it! 444 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:18,599 Oh, Molly, I've got it! 445 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,709 Here we go again. 446 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:21,459 No, this is a super duper idea. 447 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:23,099 It came to me just like... [SNAPS] that! 448 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,999 Well, forget it just like... [SNAPS] that. 449 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,509 Every time you get one of those super dupers, somebody winds 450 00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:28,490 up in the soup. 451 00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:29,250 Not this time. 452 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,250 Listen. 453 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,079 Pardon me. 454 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,379 Are you Miss Molly Bradley? 455 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,659 Yes, sir. 456 00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:53,969 Your mother asked me to meet you. 457 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:55,659 Are you my new father? 458 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,809 No, Miss. 459 00:30:56,810 --> 00:30:59,179 I'm the new butler, Robert. 460 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,789 Oh. 461 00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:02,569 This is my roommate, Sherry Williams. 462 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,819 She's here to meet her sister. 463 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,929 But she doesn't know it. 464 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:06,189 I'm going to surprise her. 465 00:31:06,190 --> 00:31:07,319 She's never seen her sister. 466 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,020 No? 467 00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:09,859 On the stage. 468 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,860 I see. 469 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:15,259 Where is she playing? 470 00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:18,269 Well, it may sound silly, but I don't know. 471 00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:20,819 Um, how could I find out? 472 00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:23,449 Might I suggest that you phone her place of residence? 473 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:24,759 There's a phone right over there. 474 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,219 Well, why didn't I think of that? 475 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,200 I'll be right back. 476 00:31:28,201 --> 00:31:31,659 Gee, are you intelligent. 477 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:34,429 It runs in the family, Miss. 478 00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:35,130 Hello? 479 00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:35,930 Bradford apartments? 480 00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,989 I'd like to talk with the clerk, please. 481 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:39,289 The clerk? 482 00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:42,069 Well, he just stepped out for a cup of coffee. 483 00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:45,179 I've been delegated to take over temporary. 484 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:46,819 Mhm. 485 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:49,689 Miss Josephine Williams? 486 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:52,909 I don't know exactly where she's playing. 487 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,609 But I know it's one of them theaters on 42nd Street. 488 00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:56,650 You're welcome. 489 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:02,099 You mean you never go to the theater? 490 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:02,800 No, Miss. 491 00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:05,249 I spent all my spare evenings at home, 492 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,879 practicing on the piccolo. 493 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,590 You too? 494 00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:10,209 Say, we must have a jam session sometime! 495 00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:10,960 Jam session? 496 00:32:10,961 --> 00:32:13,679 If I may... Jo's playing at one of the theaters on 42nd Street. 497 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,679 Would you mind dropping me off there? 498 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,580 Very good, Miss. 499 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:17,580 Right this way. 500 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,829 PROMOTER: Yes, sir! 501 00:32:24,830 --> 00:32:28,249 And starring none other, folks than that 502 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,659 hypnotizing that tantalizing, scandalizing, 503 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,609 red-headed bombshell. 504 00:32:33,610 --> 00:32:36,539 None other than that famous Bubbles Barton. 505 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,889 Whoa, just a minute, sister. 506 00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:39,499 You're in the big city, now. 507 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,239 Yeah, the next time you come to a full stop, 508 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,509 you want to hold your hand out. 509 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:45,469 Just till the [INAUDIBLE] passes. 510 00:32:45,470 --> 00:32:47,229 Get your tickets now, folks! 511 00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:48,030 The show closes tonight. 512 00:32:48,031 --> 00:32:51,339 Your last chance to see the little lady before she 513 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,709 packs up her bubbles and goes on tour. 514 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:54,620 Yes, my friend. 515 00:32:54,621 --> 00:32:57,419 She packs up her bubbles in her old kick back 516 00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:59,089 and takes her smiles on to someplace else. 517 00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:01,099 Brother, would you not throw that gum on the sidewalk? 518 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,399 I have to walk up and down here, if you don't mind. 519 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,199 Folks, you've never seen anything 520 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,839 like this Bubbles Barton. 521 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,279 Oh, maybe in a dream, perhaps. 522 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:08,980 Yes, sir. 523 00:33:08,981 --> 00:33:11,929 That chick's your dream girl come to life! 524 00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:15,079 Ask your folks... girls, girls, and more girls. 525 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,749 Two hours of fun and folly. 526 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:20,179 Feast for the eyes and ears, just exactly the way you folks 527 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:20,880 like it. 528 00:33:20,881 --> 00:33:24,849 And starring none other than that tantalizing, hypnotizing, 529 00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:27,779 scandalizing, red-headed bombshell. 530 00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:29,969 The one and only Bubbles Barton. 531 00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:33,349 Hey now, listen, that's getting to be a habit with you, sister. 532 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:36,249 You'd better quit it. 533 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,250 Ticket, please. 534 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:37,950 Sorry. 535 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:39,769 No minors allowed. 536 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:42,099 But I have to find out something! 537 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,249 Why don't you wait until you grow up, kid? 538 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:45,619 No, you don't understand. 539 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:50,679 I have to see... Miss Bubbles Barton. 540 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,399 I think she's my sister. 541 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,449 You think. 542 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,440 Don't you know? 543 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,220 Oh, please. 544 00:33:55,221 --> 00:33:57,309 It's so important. 545 00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:58,879 OK, kid. 546 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,580 Show closes tonight. 547 00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:01,749 I'll be out of a job tomorrow, anyway. 548 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,249 Hey, Steve! 549 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,239 Pass the kid in. 550 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,240 Oh, thanks. 551 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:13,230 [BAND PLAYING AND WOMEN SINGING] 552 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,609 [APPLAUSE] 553 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:16,099 [SULTRY MUSIC BEGINS] 554 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,099 (SINGING) When you come around, 555 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:20,599 [APPLAUSE AND WHISTLES] 556 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,329 (SINGING) Or I'd rather spend the evening with mother. 557 00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:27,359 You bore me, you kill me. 558 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,999 But baby, you thrill me. 559 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,669 Don't you know I'm only teasin'. 560 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:38,479 So give me a break, and spare me the flowers. 561 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,289 For when I'm with you, the minutes seem hours. 562 00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:48,319 Your kisses offend me, but baby, you send me. 563 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,689 Don't you know I'm only teasin'. 564 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:56,329 You're mighty slow. 565 00:35:56,330 --> 00:36:00,739 You're not so smart. 566 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:04,069 When I said no, 567 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:05,489 [ROWDY LAUGHTER] 568 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:07,369 (SINGING) I surely thought that you 569 00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:09,829 had caught the wink in my heart. 570 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:15,529 On Saturday night, if we'd go out dancing, when you take me 571 00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:18,119 home, there'll be no romancing. 572 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,799 I'll freeze like December, but baby, remember. 573 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,309 I'm T-E-A-S-I-N you. 574 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:31,309 [CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 575 00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:35,919 You look at my legs as something to smile on. 576 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:40,040 But is it my legs, or is it the nylon? 577 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,709 Don't you know I'm only teasin'. 578 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:56,799 If you should like, a perfume rare, 579 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,779 [MEN YELLING AND URGING] 580 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,819 (SINGING) It's something new they call Cologne du Camembert. 581 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:11,499 If I were a queen, I'd say as a starter that all of you 582 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,169 should be knights of the garter. 583 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:19,649 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 584 00:37:19,650 --> 00:37:23,129 Hey Donny, that's what I want for Christmas. 585 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:26,600 [MEN'S LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 586 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,569 PROMOTER: Ask your folks. 587 00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:34,559 Girls, girls, and more girls. 588 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,549 Two hours of fun and folly. 589 00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:39,559 Feast to the eyes and ears, just exactly the way 590 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,420 you folks like it. 591 00:37:40,421 --> 00:37:43,849 And starring none other than that tantalizing, hypnotizing, 592 00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:46,789 scandalizing, red-headed bombshell... 593 00:37:46,790 --> 00:37:48,749 [BEGINS WEEPING] 594 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,779 Bubbles Barton. 595 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,199 Well, look, sister. 596 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,569 The show can't be that bad. 597 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,219 Oh, well, I'm sorry, but you have 598 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,179 to move on and take your tears with you. 599 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:03,199 You know, you ain't doing the box office any good. 600 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,139 [SNIFFLES] 601 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,599 PROMOTER: Get your tickets now, folks, 602 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,559 because the show closes tonight. 603 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,359 Yes, so this is the last chance to see the lady before... 604 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,960 I'd like a ticket for Fernridge, please. 605 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,439 I'm sorry, there's no space left. 606 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,789 No space? 607 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:25,409 Well, when's the next train? 608 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:27,589 5:30 tomorrow morning. 609 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:28,609 Tomorrow morning? 610 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:29,610 That's right. 611 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:48,759 I beg your pardon, sir. 612 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,180 There's a... a young lady to see you. 613 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,989 Jeff, I thought I told you I didn't 614 00:38:56,990 --> 00:38:58,129 want to see anyone tonight. 615 00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:03,979 I'm... I'm... Sherry, what are you doing in New York? 616 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,709 What's the trouble, dear? 617 00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:12,069 (TEARFULLY) "If I can ever help you, please let me know." 618 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:15,969 Oh, Mr. Hale! 619 00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:17,839 Will that be all, sir? 620 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,699 Jeff, would you stay right here? 621 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,359 (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY) Yes, sir. 622 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,070 [WEEPING CONTINUES] 623 00:39:22,071 --> 00:39:23,879 Shall I change the record, sir? 624 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,260 It seems a trifle gay. 625 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,069 Come no, Sherry. 626 00:39:30,070 --> 00:39:30,840 Take it easy. 627 00:39:30,841 --> 00:39:32,979 It can't be as bad as all that. 628 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,409 Oh, it's worse. 629 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:37,260 It's just about the end of the world for me! 630 00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:47,339 [BREAKS INTO FRESH TEARS] 631 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:52,339 Would it make you feel better to tell me what happened? 632 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:54,229 Oh, I couldn't. 633 00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:55,529 I'm too ashamed. 634 00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:56,230 Ashamed? 635 00:39:56,231 --> 00:39:58,009 About what? 636 00:39:58,010 --> 00:39:59,479 My sister. 637 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,929 I learned the truth about her. 638 00:40:01,930 --> 00:40:02,910 I saw her. 639 00:40:02,911 --> 00:40:04,319 Hardly any clothes on. 640 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,609 All those men! 641 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:10,909 [CONTINUES CRYING] 642 00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:15,779 Well, how did it happen you saw what you did? 643 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:18,089 I saw her show! 644 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:21,709 Why didn't you tell me she was in burlesque? 645 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:23,049 Oh. 646 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:24,459 Burlesque. 647 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:28,149 You knew all the time she was Bubbles Barton. 648 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:29,849 Your sister, Bubbles Barton? 649 00:40:29,850 --> 00:40:32,039 Not really. 650 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,579 You've seen her? 651 00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:35,269 Oh, yes, Miss. 652 00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:36,919 You know, sir, she has the most beautiful 653 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:41,059 pair of... eyes you've ever seen. 654 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,859 Bubbles Barton. 655 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:43,560 Certainly. 656 00:40:43,561 --> 00:40:46,059 I thought she looked familiar. 657 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,039 You mean, you go to burlesque? 658 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,619 Well, yes. 659 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:51,699 On and off. 660 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,739 Not that... I mean, sometimes. 661 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:55,959 Well. 662 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,059 Tell me, Sherry. 663 00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:58,969 Did you sister see you at the theater tonight? 664 00:40:58,970 --> 00:40:59,670 No. 665 00:40:59,670 --> 00:41:00,370 Splendid. 666 00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:03,009 We'll get this all ironed out before you talk to her. 667 00:41:03,010 --> 00:41:05,969 Now, the first thing to do is to get comfortable. 668 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,889 Oh, look at me. 669 00:41:07,890 --> 00:41:09,169 A mess. 670 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:12,029 Excuse me. 671 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:13,149 Have you had dinner? 672 00:41:13,150 --> 00:41:14,259 No, sir. 673 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:15,769 Well, how about a sandwich? 674 00:41:15,770 --> 00:41:18,509 Or better yet, a salad and a lamb chop. 675 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,099 It would only stick in my throat. 676 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:23,229 A spot of tea, Miss, or a glass of milk? 677 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:23,930 Milk? 678 00:41:23,931 --> 00:41:25,399 No, thanks. 679 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,429 Well, there must be something. 680 00:41:26,430 --> 00:41:27,809 What do you do at school when the bottom 681 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,929 drops out of everything? 682 00:41:29,930 --> 00:41:32,539 Well, at school, when Molly and I are face-to-face 683 00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:37,239 with a crisis, we usually have a hot six special. 684 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,449 Jeffers, a hot six special, please. 685 00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:41,599 A what, sir? 686 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,789 Can you imagine that? 687 00:41:42,790 --> 00:41:47,389 Jeffers doesn't know what a hot six special is. 688 00:41:47,390 --> 00:41:49,209 You don't? 689 00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:51,209 I'm mortified to say, Miss, I don't. 690 00:41:51,210 --> 00:41:52,859 Well, there's really nothing to it. 691 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:54,249 It's simple enough. 692 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,929 You take two scoops of ice cream, chocolate and vanilla. 693 00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:58,169 Put the chocolate on the bottom. 694 00:41:58,170 --> 00:41:59,000 Chocolate on the bottom. 695 00:41:59,001 --> 00:42:00,439 (DRYLY) Yes. 696 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,749 Then you add a slice of pineapple, some grated coconut, 697 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,929 a few raisins, and some marshmallow sauce. 698 00:42:04,930 --> 00:42:06,699 And then you fill up the glass with some hot caramel, 699 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,779 fudge, and sprinkles and whipped cream and nuts. 700 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:09,600 Nuts? 701 00:42:09,601 --> 00:42:13,569 Jeffers, a hot b... a hot six special, please. 702 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:14,779 Sounds terrific. 703 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,780 Yes, sir. 704 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:25,859 "Terrific" is the word, sir. 705 00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,709 Miss Jo, how come we've got to work this summer? 706 00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:31,139 We usually relax during the heat season. 707 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:32,409 I know it, Hannah. 708 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:33,519 But they've never closed down all 709 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,229 the burlesque houses in New York before. 710 00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:36,699 What if the rest of the country followed 711 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,229 suit and started clamping down. 712 00:42:38,230 --> 00:42:39,989 Then where would we be? 713 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:42,369 You're worrying about something that ain't gonna be. 714 00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,479 As long as men like to look at women, 715 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,319 there's gonna be burlesque. 716 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,679 I hope you're right. 717 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,209 We're going to make all the hay we can 718 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:50,219 while the sun still shines. 719 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:50,920 [PHONE RINGS] 720 00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:53,749 It's gonna be a long, cold, winter. 721 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:58,239 [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING] 722 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,539 Hello? 723 00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:01,999 May I speak to Miss Barton, please? 724 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,800 This is urgent. 725 00:43:02,801 --> 00:43:04,949 Name urgent. 726 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:06,889 Find out what he wants. 727 00:43:06,890 --> 00:43:07,969 She's busy right now. 728 00:43:07,970 --> 00:43:09,819 Any message? 729 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:11,079 Who? 730 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,000 What? 731 00:43:12,001 --> 00:43:13,249 Where? 732 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,030 Says which? 733 00:43:14,031 --> 00:43:15,639 Watch your blood pressure, Hannah. 734 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,019 What'd you say that man's name is, again? 735 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,109 Mr. Arthur Hale? 736 00:43:20,110 --> 00:43:20,820 Is he on the phone? 737 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:21,530 Uh-uh. 738 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:22,350 Yes, sir. 739 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,290 What about Mr. Hale? 740 00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,639 Yes sir, I got the address. 741 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,759 Hannah, for heaven's sake. 742 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,449 Miss Jo, hold on to something. 743 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:29,390 Miss Sherry's in town. 744 00:43:29,390 --> 00:43:30,090 Sherry? 745 00:43:30,091 --> 00:43:32,299 She's with Mr. Arthur Hale right now. 746 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,869 Well, what in the world is she doing with him? 747 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,239 Well, it can't be good, because he wants 748 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,579 to know if you'll come and get her. 749 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,580 Will I! 750 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,489 Hannah, get your coat. 751 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,499 You're going with me. 752 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:43,759 Yes. 753 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,429 Arthur Hale. 754 00:43:45,430 --> 00:43:47,729 Miss Jo, ain't that the producer? 755 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:48,829 I don't care who he is. 756 00:43:48,830 --> 00:43:51,710 I wish he'd stop messing around in my affairs. 757 00:43:58,670 --> 00:44:00,160 [BUZZER] 758 00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:07,589 Where is she? 759 00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:08,520 Shh, please. 760 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:09,869 What's the matter? 761 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:11,439 Will you please stop yelling? 762 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,269 Is she all right? 763 00:44:13,270 --> 00:44:15,350 Yes, she's just sound asleep. 764 00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:21,449 Don't wake her. 765 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,599 Why not? 766 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,679 There are a couple of things you should know first. 767 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,119 Such as? 768 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,229 She went to the theater tonight. 769 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,800 She saw your performance. 770 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:01,820 Shhh. 771 00:45:04,990 --> 00:45:06,209 Who are you? 772 00:45:06,210 --> 00:45:08,219 -I'm Jeffers, Mr. Hale's gentleman. 773 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:10,719 Well, I'm Hannah, Miss Williams' lady. 774 00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:11,420 How do you do? 775 00:45:11,421 --> 00:45:13,319 How do you do? 776 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,759 What do you got there? 777 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,049 A terrific concoction, aptly called a hot six special. 778 00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:19,549 I thought Miss Sherry might like another one, 779 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,229 if she survives the first two. 780 00:45:21,230 --> 00:45:23,349 She done eat two of them already? 781 00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:24,100 Yes. 782 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:25,050 Well, what's in them? 783 00:45:25,051 --> 00:45:27,019 Two scoops of ice cream, one of vanilla, one of chocolate. 784 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,679 You put chocolate at the bottom, and then you... 785 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,869 Why? 786 00:45:29,870 --> 00:45:31,519 Why? 787 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,779 Oh. 788 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,179 That's a very disturbing question. 789 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:40,029 It's too bad she had to learn the truth the hard way. 790 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:42,339 Still, it's a great relief. 791 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,059 No more ducking and diving people who might tell her. 792 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:46,329 I was frightened to death at Fernridge 793 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:49,099 you might recognize me and embarrass her. 794 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:51,929 I dreaded the day when she'd learn her mistake. 795 00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:53,479 Her mistake? 796 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,479 Yes, you see, I never told her I was a star in musical comedy. 797 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,829 That was her idea. 798 00:45:58,830 --> 00:46:00,429 I only told her I was working in a show, 799 00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:01,809 and she went on from there. 800 00:46:01,810 --> 00:46:03,149 You don't know her imagination. 801 00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:05,739 And you didn't have the heart to disillusion her. 802 00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:07,169 You can't explain burlesque to anyone 803 00:46:07,170 --> 00:46:08,619 who's not actually in it. 804 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,399 It's everything people say it is. 805 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,709 Noisy, obvious, down to earth. 806 00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:14,629 But so are a lot of people. 807 00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:16,369 And they come to our shows to be entertained. 808 00:46:16,370 --> 00:46:17,070 Wait a minute. 809 00:46:17,071 --> 00:46:19,169 You know, a lot of people find my show slightly diverting, 810 00:46:19,170 --> 00:46:19,870 too. 811 00:46:19,870 --> 00:46:20,820 Of course. 812 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:23,889 But your shows are very smart and artistic. 813 00:46:23,890 --> 00:46:27,139 Bubbles Barton might be an awful flop in a Hale production. 814 00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,959 And that's a chance I couldn't take. 815 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,869 That's what I couldn't tell you yesterday. 816 00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:34,979 You see, in burlesque, I'm a star, making a lot of money. 817 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:37,589 As long as that money can go on giving Sherry the advantages 818 00:46:37,590 --> 00:46:39,399 of good schools and fine teachers 819 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,520 to train her voice, then I'm staying in burlesque. 820 00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:46,539 You don't have to explain that to Sherry. 821 00:46:46,540 --> 00:46:48,459 That's just about what I told her. 822 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,160 You did? 823 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:49,860 Yes. 824 00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:50,850 But how did you know? 825 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,319 I didn't. 826 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,870 I guess I just wished it. 827 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,699 You've been very kind and most understanding. 828 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,149 I'm sorry the Williams family has 829 00:47:01,150 --> 00:47:02,339 caused you such disturbance. 830 00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:03,599 I promise it won't happen again. 831 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,179 You know, I once produced a play something like this. 832 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,419 At the end of the first act, the misunderstanding 833 00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,419 between the boy and the girl was all straightened out. 834 00:47:10,420 --> 00:47:12,939 The boy suggested they celebrate with a little drink. 835 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,439 I'll take bourbon, what about you? 836 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,879 I'll take Sherry. 837 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,169 Home. 838 00:47:17,170 --> 00:47:21,099 Eh, do you mind if I call you in the morning? 839 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:21,850 Why? 840 00:47:21,851 --> 00:47:25,029 I'd like to find out how Sherry took my explanation. 841 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:26,489 I don't understand. 842 00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:27,979 What did she say when you told her? 843 00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:28,840 Nothing. 844 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,710 Nothing? 845 00:47:29,711 --> 00:47:30,949 When I finished arguing your case, 846 00:47:30,950 --> 00:47:33,140 I found the judge was sound asleep. 847 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:28,470 Hello, chicken. 848 00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:46,360 18, 19, 20. 849 00:48:55,730 --> 00:48:57,700 [PHONE RINGS] 850 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,369 Sherry, is that you? 851 00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:06,969 This is me. 852 00:49:06,970 --> 00:49:08,219 Yeah. 853 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:10,589 Oh, I'm eating a gooey chewy. 854 00:49:10,590 --> 00:49:12,859 Have one. 855 00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:14,409 Boy, am I silly. 856 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:17,259 Well, listen, tell me all about your sister. 857 00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:17,960 How was the show? 858 00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:19,009 What did she wear? 859 00:49:19,010 --> 00:49:21,059 Oh, oh, I can't tell you. 860 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,189 Not over the phone. 861 00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:24,669 But it's changed my entire life! 862 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,989 I've always heard that suffering mettles the character, 863 00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,229 and now I know it's true. 864 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:32,589 Molly, I'm facing the most critical crisis. 865 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:34,159 Sherry, for gosh sakes. 866 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,179 You're not sick, are you? 867 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:38,189 Oh, you don't understand. 868 00:49:38,190 --> 00:49:39,779 This is a mental upheaval. 869 00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:42,139 I've got to rescue my sister! 870 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:43,729 Yes, Jo. 871 00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:47,829 I've only got one sister, and she needs a lot of rescuing. 872 00:49:47,830 --> 00:49:48,530 What? 873 00:49:48,531 --> 00:49:51,609 I said, I'll be right over. 874 00:49:51,610 --> 00:49:54,349 Don't do anything desperate until I get there. 875 00:49:54,350 --> 00:49:55,350 Bye! 876 00:50:17,910 --> 00:50:19,729 Good morning, darling. 877 00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:22,189 Hello, Jo. 878 00:50:22,190 --> 00:50:23,499 Sleep well? 879 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,349 Yes, thank you. 880 00:50:25,350 --> 00:50:27,159 Wait'll you see the cute things I have for you. 881 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,409 A little play suite and the trickiest little sweater. 882 00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:30,410 Really? 883 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,759 Something the matter? 884 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,419 Of course not. 885 00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:44,230 Come on, Sherry. 886 00:50:44,231 --> 00:50:46,099 Any time you're not interested in new clothes... 887 00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,970 [PHONE RINGS] 888 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:55,489 Yes? 889 00:50:55,490 --> 00:50:57,799 Here? 890 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,560 Oh, yes. 891 00:50:58,561 --> 00:50:59,769 All right. 892 00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:01,419 Why must I go back to Fernridge? 893 00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,209 Can't I stay here a few more days? 894 00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:04,170 I'm sorry, darling. 895 00:51:04,171 --> 00:51:05,209 It's out of the question. 896 00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:06,929 But I can't leave now. 897 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:08,829 I mean, I can't leave today. 898 00:51:08,830 --> 00:51:10,569 Why not? 899 00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:12,609 Well, I... [INAUDIBLE] 900 00:51:12,610 --> 00:51:15,070 [BUZZER] 901 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,789 Good morning, Mr. Hale. 902 00:51:25,790 --> 00:51:26,490 Good morning. 903 00:51:26,491 --> 00:51:28,289 I just dropped by to return your umbrella. 904 00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:28,990 Oh, thank you. 905 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:29,980 Won't you come in? 906 00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:30,980 Thank you. 907 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,019 You're looking very well this morning. 908 00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:37,099 Well, I'm feeling very underprivileged. 909 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,599 Will you sit down? 910 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,529 Thank you. 911 00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:45,479 Jo insists that I go back to school on the 5 o'clock train. 912 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,119 Well, that's a very nice train. 913 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,359 The dining car service is excellent. 914 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,229 Well, it's not the train that's worrying me. 915 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:53,579 You see, I have to leave for Jersey City in a few minutes. 916 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,009 We open there today with a matinee. 917 00:51:55,010 --> 00:51:56,699 And Hannah's already left for the theater 918 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,469 to take care of my baggage. 919 00:51:58,470 --> 00:51:59,899 Well, what's her problem? 920 00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,179 The problem is I can't miss that matinee 921 00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:04,419 and Sherry must be put on the train. 922 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:07,589 Am I a child that has to be led around by the hand? 923 00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,989 Definitely not. 924 00:52:09,990 --> 00:52:12,579 Uh, suppose we fix it this way. 925 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:15,239 I'll call for you here at 3 o'clock this afternoon. 926 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,429 And after a drive through the park, 927 00:52:17,430 --> 00:52:19,779 we'll have some tea and things at the nicest place 928 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,259 you can think of. 929 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,559 And I'll introduce you to the conductor 930 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,369 of that nice 5 o'clock train. 931 00:52:26,370 --> 00:52:28,629 Did you two cook this up while I was asleep? 932 00:52:28,630 --> 00:52:31,409 Oh, Sherry. 933 00:52:31,410 --> 00:52:32,429 All right. 934 00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:34,589 I accept your invitation. 935 00:52:34,590 --> 00:52:38,549 And I'll be ready at 3 o'clock. 936 00:52:38,550 --> 00:52:41,020 And now I'm going to have my breakfast. 937 00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:50,229 That was very sweet of you, Mr. Hale. 938 00:52:50,230 --> 00:52:52,979 But please forgive my asking if your interest in Sherry 939 00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:55,139 has anything to do with your new show. 940 00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:57,209 She's really too young for a career, you know. 941 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,120 Of course she is. 942 00:52:58,121 --> 00:52:59,589 It never entered my mind. 943 00:52:59,590 --> 00:53:01,619 It'll be fun to spend the afternoon with her, 944 00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,489 and it might help me forget my own problems 945 00:53:03,490 --> 00:53:04,639 for a couple of hours. 946 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,129 Now don't you worry. 947 00:53:06,130 --> 00:53:08,909 I'll have Sherry on that train at 5 o'clock this afternoon. 948 00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:09,900 Thank you. 949 00:53:09,901 --> 00:53:12,089 Now, you're in a hurry. 950 00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:12,960 Oh. 951 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,690 Your umbrella. 952 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:14,520 Ah. 953 00:53:14,521 --> 00:53:15,819 I'll be back at 3 o'clock. 954 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,520 Goodbye. 955 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,520 Goodbye. 956 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,899 Any ideas? 957 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,870 No. 958 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:29,899 But I can't go back to school and face everybody, 959 00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:32,179 as long as Jo's in Burlesque. 960 00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:35,079 Gee, wouldn't it be wonderful if Arthur Hale fell in love 961 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,539 with Jo and put her in his new show? 962 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:40,249 Wait, I've got it! 963 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,240 Well, what is it? 964 00:53:41,241 --> 00:53:42,259 I can sing that music! 965 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,529 I'll get Mr. Hale to put me in his show! 966 00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:45,400 You? 967 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,090 Sure! 968 00:53:46,091 --> 00:53:48,279 Then Jo can quit burlesque, and I can support the family 969 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,589 until everybody forgets there ever was a Bubbles Barton. 970 00:53:51,590 --> 00:53:54,089 Gosh, what a heroic thought. 971 00:53:54,090 --> 00:53:55,939 Yes, (SLOWLY) isn't it. 972 00:53:55,940 --> 00:53:58,509 Oh, but there's only one thing wrong. 973 00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:00,299 Mr. Hale might think I'm too young. 974 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:02,859 Well all you got to do then is make him think you're older. 975 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:04,379 Well how can I do that? 976 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:06,679 Well, my mother always says... and she's proved it... 977 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,519 that no man can ever guess a woman's age if she knows what 978 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,649 to do with her hair, her clothes, and her figure. 979 00:54:11,650 --> 00:54:14,399 Well, there isn't much I can do to my figure before 3 o'clock 980 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,180 today. 981 00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:15,960 Don't be silly. 982 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,310 You know what I've seen my mother do? 983 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,849 Arthur Hale calling for Miss Sherry Williams. 984 00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:36,029 Oh, I have a message for you, Mr. Hale. 985 00:54:36,030 --> 00:54:39,419 Miss Williams went out and said she might be an little late. 986 00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:41,100 And would you mind waiting? 987 00:54:44,860 --> 00:54:48,310 [BELL CHIMES] 988 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,259 May I have a sheet of paper? 989 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,099 I'd like to write a nasty note. 990 00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:58,800 Yes, sir. 991 00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,800 I understand. 992 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:09,000 [WOMAN CLEARING THROAT] 993 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:15,039 Hello. 994 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,659 How do you do? 995 00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:20,189 Sherry! 996 00:55:20,190 --> 00:55:21,190 Am I late? 997 00:55:23,850 --> 00:55:25,999 What have you done to yourself? 998 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,149 Don't you like it? 999 00:55:27,150 --> 00:55:30,969 It's supposed to be very chi-chic. 1000 00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:32,489 You have no idea how long it took 1001 00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:34,509 me to get all glamored up for our tea party. 1002 00:55:34,510 --> 00:55:35,210 Tea party? 1003 00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:36,969 Do you know what time it is? 1004 00:55:36,970 --> 00:55:38,529 Tea time's gone, the train's gone. 1005 00:55:38,530 --> 00:55:39,809 Everything's gone but you. 1006 00:55:39,810 --> 00:55:41,609 Well, I don't think you're being very nice. 1007 00:55:41,610 --> 00:55:42,759 I'm not trying to be nice. 1008 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,699 Do you remember I promised your sister 1009 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,409 to put you on that 5 o'clock train? 1010 00:55:46,410 --> 00:55:48,249 Well, you can put me on the next train. 1011 00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:49,459 What time's it leave? 1012 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:51,139 Oh, about midnight. 1013 00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:51,840 Midnight! 1014 00:55:51,841 --> 00:55:54,159 Well, you don't have to bark at me! 1015 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,890 Please. 1016 00:55:54,891 --> 00:55:57,279 I'm a wreck as it is, after sitting here for hours 1017 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,399 picturing you being kidnapped or run over by a truck. 1018 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,230 You did, really? 1019 00:56:01,231 --> 00:56:02,369 Certainly. 1020 00:56:02,370 --> 00:56:04,019 Well, I'm terribly sorry. 1021 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:06,129 I had no idea you felt that way. 1022 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,009 What am I going to do with you until midnight? 1023 00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:10,139 You mean, because you're going to be busy all evening? 1024 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:12,139 Yes, I'm helping to sponsor a big benefit tonight. 1025 00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:12,840 I know. 1026 00:56:12,841 --> 00:56:14,189 I read it in the papers. 1027 00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:15,000 Well? 1028 00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,669 Well, I don't want to seem pushy, 1029 00:56:16,670 --> 00:56:20,879 but I am all dressed up with no place to go. 1030 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,469 You wouldn't mind spending the evening with me. 1031 00:56:24,470 --> 00:56:25,799 I'd love to. 1032 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,049 Come on. 1033 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:28,759 Jeffers'll fix you some tea while I change. 1034 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,650 Where are we going? 1035 00:56:29,650 --> 00:56:30,540 To my apartment. 1036 00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:31,240 Woo-woo! 1037 00:56:31,241 --> 00:56:32,700 Please, Miss Williams. 1038 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:38,530 [BAND PLAYING] 1039 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,639 You see, the only way I can get Jo out of burlesque 1040 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,749 is to get a job myself. 1041 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,759 You mean, by singing. 1042 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,490 Yes. 1043 00:56:58,491 --> 00:57:00,299 Maybe I'm not good enough for a Broadway show. 1044 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,609 The point is you're not old enough. 1045 00:57:02,610 --> 00:57:03,580 Why? 1046 00:57:03,581 --> 00:57:05,959 There's plenty of girls on Broadway that are only 18. 1047 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,109 Yes, but you're only 15. 1048 00:57:08,110 --> 00:57:09,969 Oh, no. 1049 00:57:09,970 --> 00:57:10,780 Yes. 1050 00:57:10,781 --> 00:57:13,069 Well, what's the difference, as long as I look 18? 1051 00:57:13,070 --> 00:57:14,449 But you don't. 1052 00:57:14,450 --> 00:57:15,799 That's only because you know. 1053 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,109 Why, I bet any stranger... especially a man... 1054 00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:19,709 would think I was at least 18. 1055 00:57:19,710 --> 00:57:20,410 What'll you bet? 1056 00:57:20,411 --> 00:57:23,629 Make it easy on yourself. 1057 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:25,279 Hello, Mr. Hale. 1058 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,109 Jimmy, your dad told me you were in the Pacific. 1059 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:29,829 I was, but they gave me some shore leave. 1060 00:57:29,830 --> 00:57:31,019 Aw, that's fine. 1061 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,549 I happened to see you from across the garden, 1062 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,699 and I thought I'd come over. 1063 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,160 [CLEARS THROAT] 1064 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,359 Sherry, this is Jimmy Burns. 1065 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,419 Miss Williams. 1066 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:48,489 Hiya, Sherry. 1067 00:57:48,490 --> 00:57:49,909 Hey there, sailor. 1068 00:57:49,910 --> 00:57:52,269 How's about dropping anchor for a minute? 1069 00:57:52,270 --> 00:57:53,429 What do you mean, a minute? 1070 00:57:53,430 --> 00:57:54,729 I've got thirty days to do nothing 1071 00:57:54,730 --> 00:57:56,039 but talk to beautiful women. 1072 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,209 Hello, Mr. Hale. 1073 00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:58,060 Hello, there. 1074 00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:58,760 Hello, hello. 1075 00:57:58,761 --> 00:58:00,019 Need any help, sailor? 1076 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:01,109 Always glad to help the Navy. 1077 00:58:01,110 --> 00:58:01,880 Listen, leather necks. 1078 00:58:01,881 --> 00:58:02,899 This beach head's taken. 1079 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:04,829 Go jingle your medal somewhere else. 1080 00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:05,800 Medals? 1081 00:58:05,801 --> 00:58:08,209 You mean you're a real hero? 1082 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:09,040 I hate to talk about it. 1083 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:09,940 You tell her about it, Sam. 1084 00:58:09,941 --> 00:58:11,949 Well, it was like this, beautiful. 1085 00:58:11,950 --> 00:58:13,249 There I was, alone in the jungle. 1086 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,579 Surrounded by the enemy. 1087 00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,649 All my ammunition gone. 1088 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:18,599 Nothing to fight with but my bare hands. 1089 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,249 Hey, it's me she's interested in. 1090 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,579 That's only your opinion, Sergeant. 1091 00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:22,580 Hello, Corporal, remember me? 1092 00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:23,520 Guadalcanal? 1093 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,320 Which war? 1094 00:58:24,321 --> 00:58:25,459 Oh, my mistake. 1095 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:26,160 Pardon me, lady. 1096 00:58:26,161 --> 00:58:28,019 Haven't I seen you in pictures? 1097 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,259 No. 1098 00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:31,549 I only sing on the stage. 1099 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:32,290 Oh, yeah. 1100 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:34,059 I could tell from way over there you were an actress. 1101 00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:37,259 My name's Gallegher, and meet three guys named Joe. 1102 00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,220 (TOGETHER) Hi. 1103 00:58:38,220 --> 00:58:39,180 Hello, Joes. 1104 00:58:39,181 --> 00:58:44,459 Uh, won't you sit down? 1105 00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:45,360 Uh, say, chum. 1106 00:58:45,361 --> 00:58:46,750 How about some chairs? 1107 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,619 No, I'm sorry. 1108 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,399 Mr. Hale isn't at home. 1109 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,249 Oh, is that you, Miss Barton? 1110 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,739 I mean, Miss Williams? 1111 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:57,759 Yes, it is. 1112 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,029 I just called to thank Mr. Hale again and make sure 1113 00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:01,849 that Sherry got away all right. 1114 00:59:01,850 --> 00:59:03,259 She didn't leave! 1115 00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:04,659 Went out dancing, Miss. 1116 00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:06,149 She and Mr. Hale did what? 1117 00:59:06,150 --> 00:59:08,629 Well, at least Miss Sherry was dressed for dining and dancing, 1118 00:59:08,630 --> 00:59:10,539 a little beyond her years, perhaps. 1119 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:13,699 But to my mind, she looked delicious... 1120 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,159 if you'll pardon my saying so. 1121 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:20,469 And just where did that Prince Charming take her? 1122 00:59:20,470 --> 00:59:22,349 Oh, I see. 1123 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:24,569 Thank you. 1124 00:59:24,570 --> 00:59:27,239 That dirty double crosser. 1125 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,479 I even asked him this morning cold turkey 1126 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,119 if he wanted Sherry for his new show. 1127 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,010 Well, what'd he say? 1128 00:59:32,011 --> 00:59:33,889 He said she was too young. 1129 00:59:33,890 --> 00:59:37,649 But he doesn't think she's too young to take out dancing. 1130 00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:40,159 Miss Jo, Miss Jo. 1131 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,199 I hope she dressed up. 1132 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,769 I wonder what she wore. 1133 00:59:43,770 --> 00:59:44,470 Oh, Hannah. 1134 00:59:44,471 --> 00:59:46,909 That's beside the point. 1135 00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:47,610 Don't you see? 1136 00:59:47,611 --> 00:59:49,499 He wants her for his new show, so he's dressed her 1137 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,479 up to look older to prove to her she can get away with it. 1138 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,089 Go tell Sam to put Francine on for the rest of the show. 1139 00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:56,979 Yes. 1140 00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:59,339 Well, that's how it was told to me. 1141 00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,310 [LAUGHTER] 1142 01:00:00,311 --> 01:00:02,719 Boys, a toast to Miss Sherry Williams. 1143 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,059 ALL: Sherry Williams! 1144 01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,409 Thank you, boys. 1145 01:00:05,410 --> 01:00:06,729 Sherry, did I ever tell you about... 1146 01:00:06,730 --> 01:00:09,109 [CHATTER] 1147 01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:10,610 Shove over, pal. 1148 01:00:20,570 --> 01:00:23,319 Excuse me, Mr. Hale. 1149 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,209 [LAUGHTER] 1150 01:00:27,210 --> 01:00:30,610 [ENTHUSIASTIC CHATTER] 1151 01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:38,149 I beg your pardon. 1152 01:00:38,150 --> 01:00:40,450 Could you do without me for a minute? 1153 01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:49,449 [APPLAUSE] 1154 01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:51,389 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 1155 01:00:51,390 --> 01:00:54,189 It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you my very dear 1156 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:56,449 friend, Morton Gould, who will play 1157 01:00:56,450 --> 01:00:58,569 for you one of his own compositions... 1158 01:00:58,570 --> 01:01:01,119 "Through Your Eyes to Your Heart." 1159 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:05,110 [APPLAUSE] 1160 01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:17,590 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS] 1161 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,030 [SHERRY HUMS] 1162 01:01:57,010 --> 01:01:58,109 Let's hear it. 1163 01:01:58,110 --> 01:02:00,229 Come on, sing it again. 1164 01:02:00,230 --> 01:02:04,539 [HUMMING TURNS INTO SINGING] 1165 01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:05,500 Shhhh! 1166 01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:06,780 (TOGETHER) Go away. 1167 01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:11,119 Don't stop, let's hear it. 1168 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,620 Come on, baby, jam. 1169 01:02:17,110 --> 01:02:21,100 [SINGS] 1170 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,059 [STOPS SINGING] 1171 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:44,560 That's for you, honey. 1172 01:02:48,050 --> 01:02:52,039 [MUSIC PLAYS AT FASTER TEMPO] 1173 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:55,530 [APPLAUSE] 1174 01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:28,589 (SINGING) You seem to see woman, just meaning me. 1175 01:03:28,590 --> 01:03:36,559 You saw the meaning of moon flooded skies above. 1176 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,049 My way and your way lead straight 1177 01:03:39,050 --> 01:03:41,040 to the doorway of love! 1178 01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:49,499 Nothing old, nothing rests. 1179 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:55,979 We just knew the meaning of two happy nests. 1180 01:03:55,980 --> 01:04:01,770 Now, you're mine, always mine, if we part. 1181 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:11,339 Oh, my one happy spot is when I saw through your eyes 1182 01:04:11,340 --> 01:04:13,810 to your heart. 1183 01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:24,650 [ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE] 1184 01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:33,319 Mr. Gould... 1185 01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:34,020 Yes? 1186 01:04:34,021 --> 01:04:36,179 I hope it wasn't too rude of me. 1187 01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:37,130 Oh, not at all. 1188 01:04:37,131 --> 01:04:38,509 Oh, it's nice of you to say that. 1189 01:04:38,510 --> 01:04:41,169 And I want to know I enjoyed singing with you again. 1190 01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:41,970 Again? 1191 01:04:41,971 --> 01:04:44,039 When did you ever sing with me before? 1192 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,549 At Carnegie Hall. 1193 01:04:45,550 --> 01:04:46,739 Carnegie Hall? 1194 01:04:46,740 --> 01:04:48,369 Oh, but you wouldn't remember it. 1195 01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:50,109 It was only a dream. 1196 01:04:50,110 --> 01:04:51,379 Oh. 1197 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,380 Come along. 1198 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,229 Where are we going? 1199 01:04:58,230 --> 01:04:59,809 To meet Mr. Hopkins, my radio sponsor. 1200 01:04:59,810 --> 01:05:00,540 Really? 1201 01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:03,009 I think he might be interested in putting you on my program. 1202 01:05:03,010 --> 01:05:03,710 Honest? 1203 01:05:03,711 --> 01:05:05,159 And you mean he'd pay me? 1204 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,359 Certainly! 1205 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,689 Now, don't be too anxious. 1206 01:05:07,690 --> 01:05:12,149 And remember, don't accept his first offer. 1207 01:05:12,150 --> 01:05:14,060 Don't accept his first offer. 1208 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,100 Let's go. 1209 01:05:25,980 --> 01:05:28,939 Mr. Hopkins, Mrs. Hopkins, Mr. and Mrs. Kellog. 1210 01:05:28,940 --> 01:05:30,049 Miss Sherry Williams. 1211 01:05:30,050 --> 01:05:31,169 How do you do? 1212 01:05:31,170 --> 01:05:32,050 Thank you. 1213 01:05:32,051 --> 01:05:35,789 I suppose Morton has told you I'd like you on my radio show. 1214 01:05:35,790 --> 01:05:38,069 Yes, sir. 1215 01:05:38,070 --> 01:05:42,869 Now, we can agree on a suitable salary. 1216 01:05:42,870 --> 01:05:44,340 What would you suggest? 1217 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:50,579 What's the matter? 1218 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:52,589 Well, that's not the way it's supposed to be. 1219 01:05:52,590 --> 01:05:54,989 You're supposed to make me an offer so I can say no. 1220 01:05:54,990 --> 01:05:56,769 [LAUGHTER] 1221 01:05:56,770 --> 01:05:58,989 Oh, I see Morton's been talking to you. 1222 01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:02,219 Well, I... will you excuse me, please? 1223 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:04,210 [LAUGHTER] 1224 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,130 [LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE] 1225 01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:23,539 There's a silly trick. 1226 01:06:23,540 --> 01:06:24,400 Give it to Red. 1227 01:06:24,401 --> 01:06:25,899 Here, try it. 1228 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,900 [CLICKS] 1229 01:06:26,901 --> 01:06:28,400 [LAUGHTER] 1230 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,819 Hello. 1231 01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:34,770 Jo. 1232 01:06:34,771 --> 01:06:36,049 This looks like a lovely party. 1233 01:06:36,050 --> 01:06:38,369 A little short of women. 1234 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:40,779 Gentlemen, this is Miss Williams, Sherry's sister. 1235 01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:41,480 How are you? 1236 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,040 Hello. 1237 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:42,720 At ease. 1238 01:06:42,721 --> 01:06:44,719 Miss Williams, you should've heard her sister sing tonight. 1239 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,590 She was terrific. 1240 01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:46,290 Wasn't she, fellas? 1241 01:06:46,290 --> 01:06:46,600 She was. 1242 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,300 Wonderful! 1243 01:06:47,301 --> 01:06:49,089 How nice. 1244 01:06:49,090 --> 01:06:51,069 Just where is my little sister? 1245 01:06:51,070 --> 01:06:52,989 Your little sister is somewhere around here 1246 01:06:52,990 --> 01:06:55,059 receiving the personal applause of Morton Gould. 1247 01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:56,309 Shall I get her for you? 1248 01:06:56,310 --> 01:06:57,529 No, thank you. 1249 01:06:57,530 --> 01:07:00,019 I'm sure she's perfectly safe with him. 1250 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,219 - Won't you sit down? - (TOGETHER) Here. 1251 01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:01,800 Take mine. 1252 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,500 No, thank you. 1253 01:07:02,501 --> 01:07:03,999 I have to talk with Mr. Hale. 1254 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,809 Will you dance with me? 1255 01:07:05,810 --> 01:07:07,549 Well, thanks. 1256 01:07:07,550 --> 01:07:09,639 But, uh, I warn you, I'm not as fresh 1257 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,109 as I was earlier in the evening. 1258 01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:15,299 You still look very fresh to me. 1259 01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:16,419 Would you hold this? 1260 01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:17,420 Surely. 1261 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,539 Has that dame got a figure, or does every woman 1262 01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:29,189 look that good to me since I got back? 1263 01:07:29,190 --> 01:07:30,209 Sure, that's who she is. 1264 01:07:30,210 --> 01:07:31,249 Bubbles Barton. 1265 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:32,489 Is that something? 1266 01:07:32,490 --> 01:07:33,220 Bubbles Barton? 1267 01:07:33,221 --> 01:07:35,259 The hottest thing in burlesque, that's all. 1268 01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:37,109 (SIGHING TOGETHER) No. 1269 01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:38,969 Yes. 1270 01:07:38,970 --> 01:07:40,349 Well, let's have it. 1271 01:07:40,350 --> 01:07:41,369 Have what? 1272 01:07:41,370 --> 01:07:43,209 The questions you want to ask. 1273 01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:45,109 No questions. 1274 01:07:45,110 --> 01:07:47,229 I know all the answers. 1275 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:47,940 All but one. 1276 01:07:47,941 --> 01:07:49,539 If you're referring to Sherry... 1277 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:50,410 No. 1278 01:07:50,411 --> 01:07:51,739 No, not Sherry. 1279 01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,199 It's you. 1280 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,659 I'm afraid I had you filed under the wrong letter. 1281 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:57,249 Of course, you know I don't have the slightest 1282 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,220 idea what you're talking about. 1283 01:08:01,190 --> 01:08:02,520 Maybe I can explain. 1284 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:09,719 Look. 1285 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:13,099 See that man down there? 1286 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:14,569 That's you. 1287 01:08:14,570 --> 01:08:17,949 Tall, attractive, pleasant, prosperous. 1288 01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:19,479 All that's right there on the surface. 1289 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,789 But that's all. 1290 01:08:21,790 --> 01:08:23,639 A girl meeting you for the first few times 1291 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,409 couldn't possibly tell what's underneath. 1292 01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,059 So? 1293 01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:29,299 So she has to guess. 1294 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:31,159 Usually, it isn't very difficult for anyone 1295 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,309 who meets as many men as I do. 1296 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:35,809 Almost automatically, you classify them. 1297 01:08:35,810 --> 01:08:38,879 They're either A-man, ah-men, or L-men. 1298 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,609 What's an A-man? 1299 01:08:40,610 --> 01:08:41,869 An angler. 1300 01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:42,610 You know the type. 1301 01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:43,310 Oh. 1302 01:08:43,311 --> 01:08:44,929 And the ah- and L-men? 1303 01:08:44,930 --> 01:08:47,929 Did you lose something? 1304 01:08:47,930 --> 01:08:50,189 Well, whatever it was, it's gone now. 1305 01:08:50,190 --> 01:08:51,299 Oh, that's too bad. 1306 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:52,539 I'm cutting in, Mr. Hale. 1307 01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:53,240 OK? 1308 01:08:53,241 --> 01:08:54,969 Yep. 1309 01:08:54,970 --> 01:08:55,970 Thanks! 1310 01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:09,899 Mr. Hale, I just lost my girl, too. 1311 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:12,129 What do you do in a case like that? 1312 01:09:12,130 --> 01:09:13,529 Well, Jimmy, if you're interested enough, 1313 01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:14,859 go after her. 1314 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,339 If you're not, do what I'm doing. 1315 01:09:16,340 --> 01:09:18,829 Forget it, go home, and go to bed. 1316 01:09:18,830 --> 01:09:19,820 Night. 1317 01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:21,319 Night. 1318 01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,809 I'm so excited, I can hardly talk! 1319 01:09:23,810 --> 01:09:26,939 You're old enough to sign a contract, aren't you, my dear? 1320 01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:28,059 Well, not quite. 1321 01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:29,589 Oh, well in that case, you better 1322 01:09:29,590 --> 01:09:30,919 bring someone along to sign for you. 1323 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,009 An older member of your family. 1324 01:09:33,010 --> 01:09:35,669 Well, there's only one in my family. 1325 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:37,269 Hello, chicken. 1326 01:09:37,270 --> 01:09:38,240 Jo! 1327 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:39,709 Oh, my goodness. 1328 01:09:39,710 --> 01:09:41,359 Wait till you hear the most wonderful thing. 1329 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,489 Mr. Hopkins is going to put me on his radio program! 1330 01:09:43,490 --> 01:09:44,240 Mr. Hopkins? 1331 01:09:44,241 --> 01:09:46,529 Why, he's Lady Edith Cleansing Cream! 1332 01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:48,139 Mr. Hopkins, my sister, Jo. 1333 01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:48,840 How do you do? 1334 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:49,630 How do you do? 1335 01:09:49,631 --> 01:09:51,129 Oh, the one you said was on the stage. 1336 01:09:51,130 --> 01:09:52,209 You can say that again, Mister. 1337 01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:54,880 This is Bubbles Barton, queen of burlesque. 1338 01:09:59,350 --> 01:10:02,069 Is this true? 1339 01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:02,990 Yes. 1340 01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:04,489 You mean you've never heard of her? 1341 01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:08,729 On the contrary, you have quite a colorful reputation. 1342 01:10:08,730 --> 01:10:11,459 Mr. Hopkins says you'll have to sign the contracts. 1343 01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:13,310 That won't be necessary now. 1344 01:10:15,810 --> 01:10:19,319 You mean I don't get the job? 1345 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,879 I'm sorry, dear. 1346 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,949 May I ask what changed your mind? 1347 01:10:23,950 --> 01:10:25,749 The obvious reason. 1348 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:28,439 I've spent 20 years building up a dignified reputation 1349 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,399 for Lady Edith products. 1350 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,699 I can't have that name turned into a joke. 1351 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,189 A joke? 1352 01:10:34,190 --> 01:10:37,759 Just because your new star has a sister in burlesque? 1353 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,619 Miss Barton, perhaps you don't know 1354 01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:42,659 the slogan for Lady Edith cleansing cream. 1355 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:45,419 Removes everything in 30 seconds. 1356 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:46,959 I can't afford a tie-up like that 1357 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,549 between my product and burlesque. 1358 01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:50,879 But you can't do this! 1359 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,199 It isn't fair! 1360 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,140 She'll quit burlesque. 1361 01:10:53,141 --> 01:10:54,489 Well, that was the whole idea... my 1362 01:10:54,490 --> 01:10:56,459 getting a job so she can quit! 1363 01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:57,779 Now, chicken, it's no use. 1364 01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:59,739 I can support us both... the money you promised. 1365 01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:00,789 Remember? 1366 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:01,869 I'm sorry. 1367 01:11:01,870 --> 01:11:02,650 Please, baby. 1368 01:11:02,650 --> 01:11:03,350 He promised! 1369 01:11:03,350 --> 01:11:04,330 You promised! 1370 01:11:04,331 --> 01:11:06,789 Everybody heard him promise! 1371 01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:12,049 [SOBS] 1372 01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:13,050 Come on, baby. 1373 01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:22,799 Jeffers, I'm scared. [PHONE RINGS] 1374 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:23,500 Why, sir? 1375 01:11:23,501 --> 01:11:24,869 We've been rehearsing a week, and the show's no good. 1376 01:11:24,870 --> 01:11:26,199 Well, the first week of rehearsal's 1377 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,939 always depressing, sir. 1378 01:11:28,940 --> 01:11:30,539 Hello? 1379 01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:31,789 Yes. 1380 01:11:31,790 --> 01:11:33,199 Miss Williams, sir. 1381 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,010 I'm not in. 1382 01:11:34,011 --> 01:11:36,249 Miss Sherry Williams, sir. 1383 01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:38,039 Oh. 1384 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,290 Little poison ivy. 1385 01:11:43,390 --> 01:11:44,390 Hello? 1386 01:11:44,391 --> 01:11:45,679 Hello, Mr. Hale. 1387 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,609 I called to thank you for your roses. 1388 01:11:47,610 --> 01:11:49,299 They're beautiful. 1389 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:51,199 Yes, I'm practically well now, thanks. 1390 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,369 The spots are fading out. 1391 01:11:53,370 --> 01:11:54,649 Oh, didn't you know? 1392 01:11:54,650 --> 01:11:57,389 I had a case of delayed measles. 1393 01:11:57,390 --> 01:11:59,349 No, Jo didn't catch them. 1394 01:11:59,350 --> 01:12:00,649 What a pity. 1395 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,420 What's that? 1396 01:12:01,421 --> 01:12:03,969 We're going away today, Jo and I. Mhm. 1397 01:12:03,970 --> 01:12:05,699 On a long vacation. 1398 01:12:05,700 --> 01:12:08,379 You know, of course, Jo quit burlesque. 1399 01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:11,119 Oh, yes, she's had a couple of offers for musical shows. 1400 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,949 Broadway productions, but... oh, by the way, 1401 01:12:14,950 --> 01:12:18,089 how's your new show coming along with that wonderful music? 1402 01:12:18,090 --> 01:12:20,389 I'm afraid the music sounds very tired. 1403 01:12:20,390 --> 01:12:23,159 For a week, I've been living on a hot six specials. 1404 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:24,769 That's too bad. 1405 01:12:24,770 --> 01:12:27,509 Well, anyway I just had to call and thank you for the flowers 1406 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,979 before we leave town today, and to wish 1407 01:12:29,980 --> 01:12:31,770 you good luck with your show. 1408 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,480 Goodbye. 1409 01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:42,139 Oh, that was Mr. Hale. 1410 01:12:42,140 --> 01:12:43,359 Oh, what did he want? 1411 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,170 Oh, nothing... in particular. 1412 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:49,660 Oh. 1413 01:12:49,661 --> 01:12:52,439 Uh... but he asked about you. 1414 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:53,410 About me? 1415 01:12:53,411 --> 01:12:55,359 He wondered if you'd caught the measles from me. 1416 01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,539 [LAUGHS] Probably very disappointed 1417 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,939 when you told him I hadn't. 1418 01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:02,819 -It's too bad you and Mr. Hale don't like each other. 1419 01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:04,109 Oh, it isn't that I don't like him. 1420 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:05,819 I just can't forgive myself for saying 1421 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:07,139 those terrible things to him. 1422 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:09,769 And I haven't been able to think of a way to make it right. 1423 01:13:09,770 --> 01:13:11,939 He's awfully worried about his new show. 1424 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:13,629 He's afraid the music's too old-fashioned. 1425 01:13:13,630 --> 01:13:15,499 Well, he's right about that. 1426 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,319 I don't believe that audiences today 1427 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:20,529 want that old-fashioned tempo of 1894, 1428 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:23,439 with their (POMPOUSLY) pompous prima donnas with their high, 1429 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:24,210 trilling voices. 1430 01:13:24,211 --> 01:13:25,269 Start at the beginning. 1431 01:13:25,270 --> 01:13:26,809 I'll show you what I mean. 1432 01:13:26,810 --> 01:13:28,209 [PIANO PLAYS] 1433 01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:31,030 [SINGS OPERATICALLY] 1434 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:45,799 (SINGING DRAMATICALLY) And the high E! 1435 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,259 [BOTH GIGGLE] 1436 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:50,159 Can you imagine paying $5.50 for three hours of that? 1437 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:50,860 It's awfully funny. 1438 01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:52,659 Well, that's exactly what I mean. 1439 01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:54,209 Of course, it's only my personal opinion. 1440 01:13:54,210 --> 01:13:56,219 But if I were producing a show, I 1441 01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:57,359 think it would go more like this. 1442 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,829 Move over. 1443 01:13:59,830 --> 01:14:03,780 [PLAYS UPBEAT MELODY AND SCATS] 1444 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,109 Well, Hannah! 1445 01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:22,279 Thanks for the boogie ride. 1446 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,809 Uh, Miss Joe, you'd better tell me what all you want 1447 01:14:24,810 --> 01:14:26,069 packed so you can catch that train. 1448 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:27,599 All right, I'll come show you. 1449 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:29,359 Now you see, that's what I think they want. 1450 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,660 But of course, I'm not the producer. 1451 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,119 What is it you want? 1452 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,449 My home recording machine? 1453 01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,579 And a blank record? 1454 01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:53,029 Well, when do you want them? 1455 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:55,149 Right away? 1456 01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:59,499 Okey doke, I'll be over in ten minutes! 1457 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,779 A wonderful idea, Joe and Mr. Hale's show. 1458 01:15:02,780 --> 01:15:05,299 But why didn't you just call him up and explain it to him? 1459 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,929 It's something you can't explain. 1460 01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:09,799 He's actually got to hear how Joe does it. 1461 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:13,229 I'm dumb, I guess. 1462 01:15:13,230 --> 01:15:16,739 But why do we have to trick Jo into recording it? 1463 01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:18,539 Because Jo would starve to death before she'd let 1464 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:20,799 Mr. Hale think she was asking a favor. 1465 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:23,509 JO: Sherry? 1466 01:15:23,510 --> 01:15:24,510 Oh. 1467 01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:28,030 Oh, Sherry? 1468 01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:28,760 Yes? 1469 01:15:28,761 --> 01:15:29,779 Well, hello, Molly. 1470 01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:31,609 Hello, Jo. 1471 01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:33,949 What are you two up to? 1472 01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:35,409 I just came over to say goodbye. 1473 01:15:35,410 --> 01:15:36,639 I hope you have a wonderful vacation 1474 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,479 and everything turns out just super. 1475 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:39,549 Thanks, dear. 1476 01:15:39,550 --> 01:15:41,579 Sherry, the men will be here in a few minutes with the truck. 1477 01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:42,659 Is yours ready? 1478 01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:43,500 Mhm. 1479 01:15:43,501 --> 01:15:45,959 Uh, I was just telling Molly how you swung 1480 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,449 Mr. Strauss around a little while ago. 1481 01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,079 It sounds sharp. 1482 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,349 Just imagine, taking Strauss out of the grave 1483 01:15:51,350 --> 01:15:52,859 and putting him in the groove. 1484 01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:54,209 I'd love to hear you do it. 1485 01:15:54,210 --> 01:15:55,999 Oh, I was just noodling around. 1486 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:56,950 Oh, come on, Jo. 1487 01:15:56,950 --> 01:15:57,800 Do it for Molly. 1488 01:15:57,801 --> 01:15:59,609 She's never heard you sing! 1489 01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:00,839 Oh, but there isn't time. 1490 01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:02,099 Oh, please, Jo. 1491 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,759 I've never seen you on the stage, 1492 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:06,999 and it would give me something to tell my children. 1493 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:07,700 Well, all right. 1494 01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:10,099 But just once over lightly. 1495 01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,569 What did I do? 1496 01:16:11,570 --> 01:16:13,029 Oh, you remember. 1497 01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:16,460 [BEGINS PLAYING] 1498 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:27,419 [SCATTING AND PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 1499 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,280 JO: Oh, that's enough. 1500 01:16:28,281 --> 01:16:29,829 A couple of trunks for Grand Central Station? 1501 01:16:29,830 --> 01:16:31,199 - Yes, sir, right in the bedroom. - SHERRY: Mr. Hale's show. 1502 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:31,960 Come in. 1503 01:16:31,961 --> 01:16:33,919 JO: Oh, forget it, chicken. 1504 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:37,059 I haven't been invited, and I won't be. 1505 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,249 Excuse me, Miss Jo. 1506 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,899 The man's here for the trunks. 1507 01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:41,309 Oh, I'd better go see him. 1508 01:16:41,310 --> 01:16:42,469 Everything all packed, Hannah? 1509 01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:44,849 HANNAH: Yes'm, I packed everything but that print 1510 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,989 dress, and I didn't know whether you wanted it or not. 1511 01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:48,209 JO: Do you think I need it? 1512 01:16:48,210 --> 01:16:51,160 HANNAH: Well, maybe you'd better take it along. 1513 01:16:54,260 --> 01:16:56,039 Are you sure you got it all? 1514 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:56,950 Oh, sure. 1515 01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:58,179 What do we [INAUDIBLE] girls do next? 1516 01:16:58,180 --> 01:16:59,939 I'm gonna take this to Mr. Hale's apartment, 1517 01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:02,520 and I won't leave until he listens to it. 1518 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:08,519 HANNAH: Sherry! 1519 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,459 Yes, Hannah? 1520 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,919 Sherry. 1521 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:12,720 Where are you all going? 1522 01:17:12,721 --> 01:17:14,689 The cab will be here right soon. 1523 01:17:14,690 --> 01:17:16,419 Oh, I'm going to do something for Jo. 1524 01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:17,150 For Jo? 1525 01:17:17,151 --> 01:17:18,959 I've got to get some toothpaste. 1526 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:19,660 Oh, yes. 1527 01:17:19,661 --> 01:17:20,909 Toothpaste. 1528 01:17:20,910 --> 01:17:21,730 Goodbye, Hannah. 1529 01:17:21,731 --> 01:17:22,839 Wish me luck! 1530 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,839 You need luck to get toothpaste? 1531 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:25,919 I'll be right back! 1532 01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,030 Goodbye, Hannah. 1533 01:17:28,870 --> 01:17:31,059 Thanks a million, Molly, and I'll 1534 01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:32,279 let you know how it comes out. 1535 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:32,980 Here's hoping. 1536 01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:33,940 Here's hoping. 1537 01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:35,379 [GIRLS SHRIEK] 1538 01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:36,380 Excuse me. 1539 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:45,800 [SIGHS] 1540 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:52,799 [PLODDING PIANO PLAYING] 1541 01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,559 Did you enjoy your lunch, sir? 1542 01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,249 Terrible, simply awful. 1543 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,309 Well, I am sorry, sir. 1544 01:17:57,310 --> 01:17:59,059 I'm afraid I'm not much of a cook. 1545 01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:00,399 Oh, it's not the food, Jeffers. 1546 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,729 It's just that I'm not getting anywhere. 1547 01:18:01,730 --> 01:18:04,749 For two cents, I'd take the whole miserable show... [BUZZER] 1548 01:18:04,750 --> 01:18:06,429 I don't want to see anyone, Jeffers. 1549 01:18:06,430 --> 01:18:07,650 I understand, sir. 1550 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:16,029 You, again? 1551 01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:18,359 Yes, I must see Mr. Hale! 1552 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,699 It's a matter of life and death! 1553 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:21,650 Now, you come back here! 1554 01:18:21,650 --> 01:18:22,530 You can't go in there! 1555 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,299 Mr. Hale... 1556 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,789 - [GROANS] - Yes, I tried to stop her, sir. 1557 01:18:25,790 --> 01:18:26,740 But she's rather elusive. 1558 01:18:26,741 --> 01:18:28,829 Mr. Hale, I've just got to talk to you. 1559 01:18:28,830 --> 01:18:29,530 Will you go away? 1560 01:18:29,531 --> 01:18:30,769 I'm a very tired man. 1561 01:18:30,770 --> 01:18:32,259 I've been up all night with a sick player. 1562 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,419 -That's just it! Your troubles are over! 1563 01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:34,120 Will you hear? 1564 01:18:34,121 --> 01:18:35,609 My troubles have just begun. 1565 01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:36,400 Show her out. 1566 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,100 Yes, sir. 1567 01:18:37,101 --> 01:18:38,399 Did you say show or throw? 1568 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,889 I'm going to stay right here and save 1569 01:18:39,890 --> 01:18:41,089 your show in spite of you. 1570 01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,959 And if you try to throw me out, I'll scream. 1571 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,189 Nice and loud, too! 1572 01:18:44,190 --> 01:18:46,019 Telephone Miss Williams and tell her to come over here 1573 01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:47,849 and take this little genius away immediately. 1574 01:18:47,850 --> 01:18:48,939 Mr. Hale, you can't do that! 1575 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:49,900 It would spoil everything! 1576 01:18:49,901 --> 01:18:51,819 Will you stop waving that thing in my face? 1577 01:18:51,820 --> 01:18:52,780 Oh, I'm sorry. 1578 01:18:52,781 --> 01:18:54,029 But don't you understand? 1579 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:55,189 This is our only chance. 1580 01:18:55,190 --> 01:18:56,869 Jo and I are supposed to leave in a few minutes 1581 01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:57,790 on our vacation. 1582 01:18:57,790 --> 01:18:58,490 Good. 1583 01:18:58,491 --> 01:19:00,649 Any vacation for you is a vacation for me. 1584 01:19:00,650 --> 01:19:02,029 Jeffers, hurry! 1585 01:19:02,030 --> 01:19:04,029 JEFFERS: Yes. 1586 01:19:04,030 --> 01:19:05,449 Well, didn't she say where she was going? 1587 01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:07,929 Yes'm, she said she was going to the drugstore. 1588 01:19:07,930 --> 01:19:11,619 [PHONE RINGS] 1589 01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:13,209 Hello? 1590 01:19:13,210 --> 01:19:15,419 Yes. 1591 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:16,979 What? 1592 01:19:16,980 --> 01:19:18,579 Again! 1593 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,280 Yes, certainly. 1594 01:19:19,281 --> 01:19:20,339 I'll be right over. 1595 01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:22,379 She's in Mr. Hale's apartment. 1596 01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:23,789 This is getting monotonous! 1597 01:19:23,790 --> 01:19:25,829 Yes, Especially for Mr. Hale. 1598 01:19:25,830 --> 01:19:27,079 Hannah, take the bags to the station. 1599 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,199 We'll meet you there. 1600 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:29,030 Yes'm. 1601 01:19:29,031 --> 01:19:32,029 If you men would only listen to us women, you'd get ahead a lot 1602 01:19:32,030 --> 01:19:32,730 faster! 1603 01:19:32,731 --> 01:19:34,109 Where is that sister of yours? 1604 01:19:34,110 --> 01:19:35,020 (FRUSTRATED) Oh! 1605 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:36,399 I mean you too! 1606 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,649 Mr. Hale, why won't you listen to me? 1607 01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:39,470 Be reasonable! 1608 01:19:39,471 --> 01:19:41,109 It's for your own good! 1609 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:44,929 Why are you so stubborn? 1610 01:19:44,930 --> 01:19:45,850 All right, I give up. 1611 01:19:45,851 --> 01:19:47,489 What am I supposed to do? 1612 01:19:47,490 --> 01:19:48,470 Nothing. 1613 01:19:48,471 --> 01:19:53,579 Just listen to this rec... it's gone! 1614 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,490 Jeffers! 1615 01:19:54,491 --> 01:19:56,480 [CRASH] 1616 01:20:01,950 --> 01:20:03,599 Unbreakable. 1617 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,019 Our unlucky day. 1618 01:20:06,020 --> 01:20:09,930 [RECORD PLAYS JO'S MUSIC] 1619 01:20:28,030 --> 01:20:30,399 JO (ON RECORDING): Oh, that's enough. 1620 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,709 SHERRY (ON RECORDING): See what I mean? 1621 01:20:31,710 --> 01:20:33,629 You'd be perfect for Mr. Hale's show. 1622 01:20:33,630 --> 01:20:35,439 JO (ON RECORDING): Oh, forget it, chicken. 1623 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:37,839 I haven't been invited, and I won't be. 1624 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,609 SHERRY (ON RECORDING): Well, how do you know? 1625 01:20:39,610 --> 01:20:41,109 JO (ON RECORDING): Well, even if he liked me, 1626 01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:43,589 Mr. Hale would swoon at the thought of putting a girl 1627 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:47,419 from burlesque into one of his ultra refined shows. 1628 01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:48,120 Oh, no. 1629 01:20:48,121 --> 01:20:49,739 He hasn't got that kind of nerve. 1630 01:20:49,740 --> 01:20:52,579 [RECORDING ENDS ON ECHO] 1631 01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:54,239 How do you like that? 1632 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,009 Miss Bubbles Barton in our production, sir? 1633 01:20:56,010 --> 01:20:57,759 Absolutely unthinkable. 1634 01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:59,289 Why don't you like her, Mr. Hale? 1635 01:20:59,290 --> 01:21:00,749 Because she's smarter than I am. 1636 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:03,019 I don't like women who are smarter than I am. 1637 01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:04,179 What's keeping Miss Williams? 1638 01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:05,269 I have no idea, sir. 1639 01:21:05,270 --> 01:21:08,439 I got here as quickly as I could. 1640 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:09,590 The door was open. 1641 01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:12,950 Hello. 1642 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,779 Please forgive us, but we're in an awful hurry. 1643 01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:15,620 We have a train to catch. 1644 01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:16,320 Come on, chicken. 1645 01:21:16,321 --> 01:21:18,409 You're not catching any train. 1646 01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:21,309 Good ideas don't come often, but little poison ivy here 1647 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:22,759 just forced me to listen to one. 1648 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,839 You might be the answer to my dilemma. 1649 01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:28,049 I want to talk to you about my ultra-refined show. 1650 01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:30,069 Jo! 1651 01:21:30,070 --> 01:21:31,070 Yes? 1652 01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:35,290 Don't accept his first offer. 1653 01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:41,630 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1654 01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:26,959 (SINGING) A game of love, a game of cards. 1655 01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:31,949 Your luck is good on Friday, and on Monday, it retards. 1656 01:22:31,950 --> 01:22:34,209 It's all so true. 1657 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:35,210 It's all the same. 1658 01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:36,779 This finale's as good as the rest of the show, 1659 01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,139 we have a hit. 1660 01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:38,840 We? 1661 01:22:38,841 --> 01:22:39,999 Oh, yes, of course. 1662 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:40,950 Thank you, Jeffers. 1663 01:22:40,951 --> 01:22:42,679 I think we have. 1664 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:43,959 If I may say so, sir. 1665 01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:46,309 You know, that Miss Josephine is simply dynamite. 1666 01:22:46,310 --> 01:22:48,259 I think you're right, Jeffers. 1667 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:52,100 [SINGING CONTINUES] 1668 01:22:58,270 --> 01:23:02,010 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS] 1669 01:24:55,920 --> 01:25:01,909 (SINGING) A game of cards is like a twist. 1670 01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:11,319 You wonder what the deuces wild, and hearts are lie... 1671 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:17,749 (SINGING) This is my first ball. 1672 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:20,229 This is my debut. 1673 01:25:20,230 --> 01:25:24,680 Oh, what a setting, oh what a debut. 1674 01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:31,609 It's so nice to dance, such delight 1675 01:25:31,610 --> 01:25:34,579 to dance to your lovely waltz. 1676 01:25:34,580 --> 01:25:38,050 [CONTINUES SINGING] 1677 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:56,249 [HOLDS HIGH NOTE] 1678 01:25:56,250 --> 01:26:01,719 (SINGING) Oh, some deep way makes me long to sway. 1679 01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:06,189 And my heart takes wing as I start to sing. 1680 01:26:06,190 --> 01:26:11,160 My eyes will shine [SINGING CONTINUES] 1681 01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:16,129 [MUSIC BECOMES MORE UPBEAT] 1682 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:18,609 (SINGING) That solid tune sends me to the moon, 1683 01:26:18,610 --> 01:26:22,339 and my heart goes bump when the drummers thump I 1684 01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:24,579 can't keep still, and I never will. 1685 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:27,059 For it's such a thrill when I swing! 1686 01:26:27,060 --> 01:26:28,060 [MUSIC SLOWS] 1687 01:26:28,061 --> 01:26:35,509 (SINGING) Melodies out of the past. 1688 01:26:35,510 --> 01:26:41,969 Songs, these yearnings, always will last. 1689 01:26:41,970 --> 01:26:45,450 [CONTINUES SINGING] 1690 01:26:52,910 --> 01:26:55,389 [MUSIC ACCELERATES] 1691 01:26:55,390 --> 01:26:59,689 (SINGING) Boogie rhythm, that's what I need. 1692 01:26:59,690 --> 01:27:05,179 Boogie rhythm, oh, yes, indeed. 1693 01:27:05,180 --> 01:27:11,169 I'll stay with 'em while I'm alive. 1694 01:27:11,170 --> 01:27:16,659 I'm at my best when I one, two, three, four, jive. 1695 01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:20,650 [ORCHESTRA PLAYS] 1696 01:28:06,060 --> 01:28:08,549 Arthur wants me to marry him. 1697 01:28:08,550 --> 01:28:10,050 Are you going to? 1698 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,540 I think so. 1699 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:23,759 (SINGING TOGETHER) We won't forget that life's a duet that 1700 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:29,209 ought to be sung from start to the end. 1701 01:29:29,210 --> 01:29:32,580 [SHERRY SINGS DIFFICULT SOPRANO MELODY] 1702 01:29:48,730 --> 01:29:50,709 [APPLAUSE] 1703 01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:55,900 ["IN A SHOWER OF STARS" REPRISE]115841

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