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[Gentle electronic music]

[Phone buzzes]

[David snores]

Oh, baby.

- Hmm? - Ohh.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Go back to sleep. - Oh.

[Sleepily] What time is it?

I don't know. Phone's dead.

Oh.

My alarm goes off in 90 minutes.

- Why? - Hmm.

Fish market life, baby.

[Ashley] Hmm.

[David grunts]

Do you wanna have sex?

For 90 minutes?

Oh. Let's see.

Yeah. Definitely.

[Theme music]

[Light music]

Oh, fuck.

It's fun, it's healthy, and it's bursting with yellow.

Whoops!

And you know the great thing is

you only need four other mums

and then at playgroup, the kids can swap.

[Ashley groans] Oh, my God.

Um...

The kids, they... they can just swap their lunches.

- They swap a little bit of each. - [Ashley groans]

And they've got a rainbow lunch.

Okay, for fuck's sake, Ash. Come on!

What's wrong?

[Sobs]

[Ashley groans]

Okay, what's happened?

[Muffled voice] I'm fucked.

[Lighthearted music]

Hey. Hey, fuck off.

Ground Control to Major Loser, what's going on?

Nothing.

Don't play a player, son.

Seriously, Chi, I'm fine. Go on.

Oh, okay. Nah. We're gonna do a little dance, are we, Gordy?

- What? - Where I say, "Oh, you sure?"

And you say, "Yeah, totally," then I open up a new chat

to talk about what I wanna talk about,

then you tell me what was wrong in the first place.

We're gonna do that, Gordy, you fuckhead?

I'm fine.

- Uh, you're lying. - No, I'm fi...

- Tell me. -No. -Tell me. - No!

- Tell me. I won't stop. - Stop.

- Say it, say it, say it, say it. - Okay, fine!

Fuckin' hell.

You cannot tell anyone, not even Brett.

- Okay. - [Brett] You serious?

- You'd tell her but not me? - [Gordon] Yes. Uh, sorry.

Of course I can tell you, man.

I wanna tell you separately. You sit down.

I'll tell you both. It's good.

- [Chair scrapes] - Yep.

Okay.

The other night at my birthday,

I didn't tell you guys,

but I kissed Ash.

Incredible timing.

You mean, uh, this?

What the fuck?!

- Yeah. - Cut out the middle man.

- Who told you this? - [Chiara] Oh, Heavy.

And then we checked the cameras that you installed.

- Made one in your size too. - You like it slim fit, yeah?

Yeah, I wear mine to bed. It's really comfy.

- [Gordon] Okay, take it off. - That's what she said.

Brett, this is not funny! Take it off!

Hey, you're in no position to be telling anyone else

what to do, okay?!

Gordon, I'm only gonna say this once.

Do not pursue it. It will end in tears. Again!

Yeah, I like a good cry, but that was too much.

Yep. Okay.

Get up. Get up!

Take a look. Take a look. Take that in.

See, he's gonna wear that T-shirt

as a haunting reminder of how much of a cockhead you are.

- [Gordon] Fuckin' hell. - Come on, Brett.

How did this turn into a storm-off?

- [Chiara] We're making a point. - Yeah.

- Brett, take it off! - No!

[Quietly] Also, we had sex.

- [Chiara] What'd you say? - Nothing!

[Quirky music]

What's going on?

Last night, Ashy fucked Gordon.

Ashy!

Came home,

found David's dead nanna's engagement ring

under the bed.

- [Gasps] - This morning, it's gone.

Which means it is actively on his person as we speak.

Help me.

Okay, thank God I'm here.

All right, Ashy, we are gonna fix this.

We are gonna fix this right now.

- Really, Rumi? - Yeah.

Sweetheart, I've been proposed to nine times.

- Nine times?! - Nine.

All right.

Pros and cons of each guy, let's go.

- Ooh! - Okay, that's good. That's good.

- Yes. - Let's do that.

Okay, um, David con - stinks of fish.

Okay.

David con - doesn't do his own laundry.

David con - puts the good knives in the dishwasher.

And the wok and the skillet.

I know you both want David to move out.

We absolutely could do with the extra space.

It's not about us, not about us.

Gordon con - shit name.

- Terrible. - [Megan] Yes.

Gordon con - hair is graying,

which means he will definitely die first.

This is depressing. Let's do some pros!

[Rumi] Okay.

David pro - he's safe.

He will never leave you and he always puts you first.

Oh, my God, that's amazing. Why... why don't I want that?

Well, Gordon pro - he makes you laugh.

[Rumi] Oh, Ashy, that's true. He's funny.

He is. Is David not funny?

Not intentionally.

Oh! Oh, my God. We're having lunch at the fish markets.

- [Rumi] Ooh. - Oh! I fucking forgot.

Wait. He's not gonna propose there?

- He wouldn't do that, right? - He could!

This is...

- He loves fish! - Oh, shit.

Listen, you're somatically really agitated right now.

Let's do some box breathing together.

Here we go. [Breathes deeply]

- I don't have time. - [Rumi] Oh, okay. All right.

Well, look, the important thing is be prepared.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Nine times out of ten,

the ring will come from the pocket.

- So if he stands... - Yes.

..and he goes for the pocket, you know it's coming.

- Yes. - Yeah?

- Great. - Okay.

Then what do I do? Do I just run or something?

Oh, my God. Ash, you should make yourself vomit.

Ash can make herself vomit on cue.

- Can you? Fingers or...? - [Ashley] I can.

- No, no fingers. - Perfect. Do that.

- Is that not too much? - No, not too much.

What if he does it from kneeling

or he sits, he's just sitting?

He's still gonna go for the pocket, isn't he?

- Yeah. - Look at this.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Ashy, look at this view.

- The pocket! - Yes!

So whether it's a stand or a sit,

if he goes for the pocket, you swivel, then spew.

Yes! Yes.

Great.

Okay.

- Guys. - [Rumi] Yeah?

- The other option... - [Megan] Mm?

..and we need to think about it, is that I just...

..you know, lean in.

I've been with David a while.

I really love him too, don't I?

Do you?

Do I?

Do you?

Do I?

Fucking straight people!

[Quirky music]

- Hey, Chi? - [Chiara] Hmm?

- Trio of dips, trio of shits. - [Chiara] Yeah.

- You know what I mean? - 100%.

Let's just do a dynamic duo. Tzatziki...

- Totally. Tzatziki can go. - Fuck off, tzatziki.

What, it's just yogurt, mate, with garlic in it.

- Yeah. - [Door shuts]

The Greeks have gone mad on that one.

- Darling, I have, um... - Oh.

..parked my car across the street,

so could someone move it in the next ten minutes?

Um, okay.

Where are the keys to your ute?

Um...

Uh, remind me what we're doing?

- Oh, are you serious? - No, no, I know. I know.

It's just timing. It's the time.

I'm getting bedside tables. Yours look like they're from Costco.

Yes.

- We already agreed on this. - Yeah.

- It's on the whiteboard. - Yeah.

If I'm moving in, we need to have nice things,

which is why you flea-bombed the house.

Oh, yep.

[Chelsea] Oh.

Um...

..speaking of things that we have agreed on,

I got another email from the IVF place.

Okay. Okay.

I'm still paying for egg storage.

Have you thought more about it?

Ah, shit, I don't know. I mean, um...

Gordon, it's not gonna happen naturally.

I'm over 35, so it's already gonna be a geriatric pregnancy.

- That's a bit much. - It's just what they call it.

- Oh, I didn't know that. - Gordon.

Sorry.

Plus your motility is incredibly low.

Hey, can we not?

So... this week maybe?

I mean...

..your eggs are already in a fridge somewhere.

Like, you told me there wasn't a rush on this.

I said that six months ago, Gordon.

[Gordon] Oh.

Hm. What is your reluctance?

I mean, I'm at work at the moment.

Like, I've got a bit on.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I always do this.

No, no, no, no, no. It's all right.

- No, it's just that I... - Chels.

It's just that I'm literally moving in

and I think that makes me scared.

- I'm feeling really vulnerable. - Okay.

I just... I don't even know if you want this.

Like, I feel really stupid. I feel silly.

I mean, do you... do you...

Do you even want this?

Of course. Of course. Yeah.

Will you do it this week?

I mean, if the timing...

You know, if I get time off. It's a pretty busy week.

But if, and if they have appointments, I don't know...

- Thank you! - Yeah, of course I will.

[Chelsea laughs] That means so much to me.

Yeah, I know.

- [Chelsea sighs] - [Gordon] Hmm.

- [Chelsea] Okay. - Okay.

- I'll see you later. - All right.

Bye, Chiara.

[Chiara] Bye!

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

Don't say anything.

- Stop looking at me. - What?

Stop looking at me.

What's the problem?

You tell me.

- There is no problem. - No.

There's no problem!

Shut up. Will you shut up?

Like, you are fucking...

You're... you're out of control.

- I am? - You're out of control.

I'm the one who's out of control?

Look at yourself. You're hysterical right now.

You are fucking hysterical right...

I've got to move the car anyway.

Yeah. Calm down.

- Take a minute or something. - Yep.

- [Bright music] - [Water sloshes]

- Oh, my God. - Oh, shit!

- I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry. - [David] Ashy!

- [Woman] Oh, let me just... - Over here.

[Fishmongers mutter]

- [David] Ash. - Yep.

[David] Hey.

Oh! Just through here.

It's so smelly.

It's okay. I've had a shower.

- [Laughs] Okay. - And clean clothes.

I've just got a little set-up over here for us.

We're not normally allowed back here.

But I spoke to Stav that does the oysters.

- These incredible Sydney rock. - Okay.

And he said it was fine.

So... I just got like an umbrella and...

- I mean, look at that view. - Yeah.

It's the best seat in the house.

[Ashley] Whoo!

Here. Sit, sit, sit.

I also slipped Gerry ten bucks,

so she's gonna bring us a big fisherman's basket.

- Yum! [Laughs] - Yeah.

Oh, God.

- But more importantly... - Hmm?

[Birds cawing]

- Uh... - [Heaves loudly]

What's wrong? Are you okay? Oh, my gosh.

- Are you okay? - Oh! What is that?

It's just tartare sauce.

Are you okay?

I'm good. So sorry.

- You right? - Yeah.

Oh.

Feeling tartare-ible today, are you? [Chuckles]

That's funny.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Sorry. That was silly. - You good?

- You sure? - Yeah. I promise. Yeah. All good.

[David] Oh, um...

Hey, g'day, Kenneth!

[Kenneth] Hey.

Hey. That was some incredible mackerel before.

[Kenneth] Sorry, mate?

[David] It was some holy mackerel.

You gotta speak up. I can't hear you.

It was holy mackerel!

I'm fucking busy, bro.

- [Chuckles] - [Ashley laughs awkwardly]

[Ashley laughs awkwardly]

I brought the, uh, crossword.

Oh, nice. Nice.

- Um... All right. - Okay.

One down.

"Only country with all five vowels."

- Okay. - Ten letters.

Oh. Um... Hmm...

Mozambique.

- Does it fit? - Yep.

Wow.

- Hey. - Yeah.

That was quick.

Teamwork. [Chuckles]

I didn't do anything.

- Oh. - Oh, Kenneth wants to join.

Does he?

No. [Sighs]

- [Laughs] - No. [Laughs]

So embarrassing. [Chuckles]

[Laughs]

I got her!

[Ashley inhales deeply]

You got me. That was funny.

[David chuckles softly]

You are very funny.

Yeah.

You are.

You're so handsome too.

[Quirky music]

Thanks.

We open in 15. Are you good?

Yeah, boy.

Brett, seriously, take the T-shirt off, man.

- Chelsea was just here. - Yes, boss.

- Yes, boss! Do it! - [Brett chuckles]

Oh, also, at the start of this month,

on a Thursday, you logged two hours,

but you don't work on Thursdays, I thought.

I took you to the airport.

- You logged that? - Yeah.

- You took me there as a mate. - But you flew for work.

Yeah, but taking someone to the airport is a friend thing.

But you flew for work.

What is this? What's going on here? Is this a Carmen thing?

- It was her idea. - I fucking knew it.

But she's right.

You always treat me like a PA,

and never like a best friend.

- Brett, no, I don't. - Yeah, you do.

I don't. That is a lie, man.

That's what she told me.

- Man... - I'm pretty sure.

- [Phone rings] - Bretty, this is not you, mate.

This is not you.

When was the last time we hung out?

I'm busy. I'm sorry. We'll hang out soon, okay?

But this isn't you, I'm telling ya.

- Yeah, right. - Hello?

[Chelsea on speakerphone] Hi, Gordon.

Oh, hey, Chels. How are ya?

Hey, amazing news.

They've got a late cancellation.

Can you get there at 5:45?

Where?

The IVF place.

Oh, um...

The next appointment isn't for another three months.

Gordon, this is a sign.

No, I know, but I just... I have to flea-bomb the house, Chels.

Yeah, I thought you already did that.

I was meant to. I'm really sorry I haven't.

I have to do that today.

- [Brett] I could do it. - Hey?

Yes! Oh, Bretty, thank you.

- [Gordon] What? - No worries, love.

No, no. It's a whole thing.

I have to... Do you know how to do it?

Okay, I'll meet you there. Love you.

- [Gordon] Love you. - Love you.

Don't do this, Gordon.

What? Hang on. Why?

Do... do you want to have kids with her?

Mate, I don't know. She wants to do it, okay?

I want to have kids at some point.

Yeah, but with her?

I don't know, Chiara, okay? Probably.

Probably. No, that's a great way to go into kids.

- [Gordon] Chi... - 'Cause they're amazing with...

Yeah, probably. Yep, good. Yep.

I'm not having a baby today, mate.

- Yep. - I'm just putting sperm in.

I've got time, okay? A sperm is not an embryo.

An embryo is not a baby.

Tell that to the Catholic Church, mate.

Chi, what the... This morning, you told me

not to pursue the thing with Ash.

- Right? - That's right.

[Gordon] Now you're telling me not to do this with Chelsea.

- What the fuck? - Correct. They're shit ideas.

Both of those things are shit ideas, Gordon.

Are you jealous?

- No. - Oh, my God, she's jealous.

- Of who? - Of all the girls.

- [Chiara] Oh, my God! - Just asking the question. Well?

You two are mental. No, you're on yourself, mate.

Not only do I not find you attractive, Gordon,

I actually physically find you a bit off-putting.

- Off-putting? - Yeah, to be honest.

With your scraggly face and your fucking bitch hips.

- Bitch hips? - Yeah, bitch hips, bitch.

Yep, yep. Take a look at yourself from behind, Gordon.

It's not pretty.

What the fuck?!

Hey, I'll log the flea bombs as your PA, yeah?

Fine, log it as a PA, fuck ya.

[Brett] Yeah, sick. Love you.

Love you.

[Footsteps recede]

- Hey, Chi? - [Chiara] Yeah?

The bitch hips thing was too much. Too much.

[Chiara] Sorry, mate. The truth hurts.

I don't have bitch hips!

[Quirky percussive music]

Hey, what if we found a nice rooftop bar

like the one in Warrnambool?

You know, catch the sunset, have some champs, see what happens.

- Today? - Yeah.

Oh, sunsets just aren't really my thing.

I've been getting sundowner syndrome.

It's like, um, seasonal depression.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

Oh, I had no idea.

Uh, it's a new thing, yeah. It's recent.

But it's anxiety, really.

Oh, okay.

- Left. - Oh.

Okay, well, what if...

What if we went to the Botanical Gardens?

Have a champagne picnic?

[Ashley] Uh...

- Well, um, 10:00 and 2:00. - Oh.

I'd... I'd still see the sunset, though,

through the trees, wouldn't I?

So, yeah. Sorry, mate, can't. [Laughs awkwardly]

Uh...

Okay, well, forget sunsets.

What if, um...

- 10:00 and 2:00. - What if we... Sorry.

What if we book a nice, uh, table at that French bistro?

What's it called? The one that we like?

Stop! That was a stop sign.

Oh, you drove straight through it.

- Did I? - Don't look now. Pull over.

David!

You just...

This is my license now, and you're making so many errors.

Honestly, I didn't even see it.

Yeah, 'cause you're too busy talking about sunsets.

[Engine idles]

[Engine stops]

Stupid.

It's okay, mate. No. Uh...

A guy my age, without a license,

making basic mistakes,

I mean, it's pathetic.

- But you're not pathetic. - I am.

I still don't know what a hot doctor like you

is doing with a guy like me.

No, I'm not perfect.

Yes, you are.

Please, David, do not put me on a pedestal.

I... [Chuckles awkwardly]

I don't give money to homeless people.

I don't either.

I've got HPV.

Yeah, but that's really common.

Mon had it, actually. I probably gave it to you.

Can you stop talking about Mon?

I'm just saying, you know, like, I shoplift sometimes.

- Do you? - Yeah.

Just like cheap lipsticks

from the chemist or whatever.

- [Laughs] - Don't laugh.

I'm just saying I'm not perfect, you know?

I've been unfaithful.

What?

Not... Just in the past, you know?

Like... with other... guys.

Oh, yeah, but, Ash, not with me.

- No. - It's okay.

Yeah.

I see you and I accept you.

Okay.

You know what? You're right.

We don't have to go anywhere special

because wherever you are is already special.

[Groans]

Like this car.

This car is really special because you're in it.

[Exhales]

- Ashley... - Mm-mm.

- ..Maree... - [Groans]

[Hyperventilates]

Between your legs. Between your legs. What's happening?

- [Muzak plays softly] - [Indistinct chatter]

Oh, and has it been at least 48 hours since you ejaculated?

Yes.

What?

Last week after Survivor All-Stars

was the last time we had sex.

- Was it? - Yeah.

'Cause you have a thing for Par-vati.

I don't have anything for Par-vati.

- And it's Parvati. - I think it's Par-vati.

It's Parvati.

[Chuckles]

Anyway, yes, we... we did. Good.

You haven't masturbated recently?

No.

- N-no. - No.

Nuh.

Right, good. Uh, no other sexual partners?

- No. - Nuh.

[Virgil] Okay. Good.

I mean, you wouldn't be able to tell that

from my sample anyway, would you?

What?

No, I'm saying...

I'm just saying because I had testicular cancer,

the motility of my sperm and the volume is the thing.

I mean, that's what we're thinking. That's the main game.

- Yes, but... - I don't know what I'm saying.

That's why it's important that you give yourself

the best chance at producing viable sperm.

- Yes. Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Virgil] Right. - Yep.

[Virgil] Well...

..it's showtime!

So, yeah. Uh, it's all here.

Um, we've got internet.

- Yep. - Uh...

We have magazines if you're old school.

Okay, thank you.

Um, so, yeah, just take your time.

- Have fun with it, I guess. - Thanks.

Guy to guy...

Yes?

Don't feel pressure to think about her.

I'm sorry?

Just... don't.

Right.

She's lovely, but guy to guy...

..a lot of men can get in their heads

thinking this is the moment of conception

and they put pressure on themselves

to think about the mother of their child,

but don't... don't... don't do that.

Okay. - Don't do that. - Okay.

This is a free pass.

It's an opportunity.

It's just for you, okay?

She'll never know.

- No one's gonna know. - Okay.

I mean, I'll know because I've got your recent search history.

I mean, look at the last guy. What have we got here?

- [Laughs] All the greatest hits. - Yep.

Stepsister is still number one.

- Is it? - You've got big tits, MILF, gay.

- I'm good. - Okay.

Um... I can get some Survivor on there if you want.

- I can manage that. Yeah. - Okay, sure, sure.

You know, like I said, just have fun with it.

[Gordon] Mm-hm.

See you on the other side.

[Gordon] Mm. Thank you.

Oh, uh...

Sign this so we can't sell or otherwise misuse your semen.

- All right. - Hmm.

Come... and see me when you're done.

All right.

Ejacu-later.

[Door closes]

# Jimmy Barnes' "Working Class Man" #

# Working hard to make a living #

# Bringing shelter from the rain #

# A father's son left to carry on #

# Blue denim in his veins #

# Whoa-oh-oh #

# He's a working-class man #

# Well, he's a steel town disciple #

# He's a legend of his kind #

# He's running like a cyclone... #

Fuck off!

# Across the wild Midwestern sky... #

[Spray can hisses]

# Oh-oh-oh #

# He's a working-class man #

# Oh-oh-oh #

# He believes in God and Elvis #

# Oh-oh-oh #

# He gets out when he can #

# Oh-oh-oh

# He did his time in Vietnam #

# Still mad at Uncle Sam... #

- [Spray can hisses] - # Oh-oh-oh #

# He's a simple man with a heart of gold #

# In a complicated land... #

Ooh! - [Music stops abruptly] - Oh.

[Spray can hisses]

[Muzak plays softly]

[Gordon clears throat]

- [Whispers] How'd you go? - No dice. No dice.

What do you mean, "no dice, no dice"?

It's just not my day, I think.

Seriously?

Do you mind?

Can I come in? Can I go in with him?

Sure. I mean, whatever gets the job done, right?

Okay, great. It's fine.

- I'll give you a hand job. - Can we not?

- It's fine. - Don't be ridiculous.

- Uh... - Let's go. Thank you.

Good luck.

I don't know you.

Do you know him?

No.

Um, it's here.

Ooh.

- No, no, it's... - Is that too hard?

No, that's... It's a bit... It's... it's good.

- No? What do you want? - No, I need it. I need it.

- It's good. Just get it done. - Yeah, you need it.

- [Gordon grunts] - Yeah, you need it. Come on.

Ohh!

- Uh... - Fuck, Gordon. Come on.

- What is going on here? - Yeah, it's...

Do you want Par-vati?

It's Parvati.

[Gentle music]

Another appointment will come up.

- I don't... I don't... - It'll come up.

I don't wanna talk about it anymore.

All right.

[Siren wails in distance]

I need a shower. I feel gross.

[Sighs]

[Gordon] Oh, shit. That's right. The flea bombs.

- [Brett moans] - [Chelsea] How long has it been?

I'll open a window. Oh, fucking hell!

- Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - Oh, my God.

Bretty, you okay?

[Chelsea] Shall I call an ambulance?

Oh, shit. Yeah, man.

- Hey, let's, uh, close that. - [Chelsea] Uh...

Oh, yeah, sorry, bro. The shirt.

No, you're good. You're good. You're good.

- What is that? Is that you? - Is... is what me?

- On the T-shirt. - Uh, I don't think so.

Oh, yeah. I... I made it.

Hey, Bretty, Bretty.

- Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - What? What?

- Fuckin'... - Hang on. Hang on. What?

- Uh... - [Brett groans]

- Yep. - [Brett groans]

[Gordon] Okay, Bretty, can you give us a minute?

What... what is going on?

- You okay? - [Brett] Yep.

- Okay. - [Brett groans]

- What? - Um...

Chels...

- [Brett groans] - [Bird chirps]

[Brett groans]

You okay?

[Brett] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um...

Chels, I...

I can't do this anymore.

Do what?

This. You know, us.

I can't do it. I can't do it.

[Laughs incredulously]

Are you fucking joking?

No.

We're in the middle of doing IVF,

and you're breaking up with me?

[Gordon] Hmm.

You're breaking up with me?

Uh...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You do not get to fuckin' speak right now.

[Brett] That's all right. I'll get an Uber to the hospital.

Why? Gordon? Hmm?

- [Gordon] Hmm? - Hmm?

You give me one good fuckin' reason

why you are breaking up with me,

'cause I've got a million reasons why I should dump you,

you fucking gray-haired, sad man-child.

I'm so interested to hear why you're breaking up with me.

My heart isn't in it, Chels.

Right.

[Sobs]

And was your heart in it 45 minutes ago

when you agreed to give sperm to try and make an embryo with me?

Or was your heart "not in it" then too?

Chels, I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry...

..that I wasted the last year of my life with you.

You didn't waste it.

I am sorry that I've been so arrogant

to think that I could be the one to fix you,

because I think you might be unfixable, Gordon.

And your charismatic,

"ooh, whoopsie-daisy, I run a bar, aren't I fun?" thing

is... it's charming when you're in your 20s or your 30s,

but at your age, it is a red fucking flag!

Crimson!

And I am sorry that I ignored it

during one of my final fertile years.

I'm sorry.

Don't be!

Yeah, I have embryos with Simon, my ex, anyway,

and they're really good.

Like, I have three 3AAs. That never happens.

That's great. Congratulations.

Yeah, thank you. Fuck yourself!

Don't...

Don't touch my plant. Don't touch my stuff.

I'll get my assistant to pick it up tomorrow,

and she's gonna be thrilled because she always thought

you were a fuckwit, by the way.

[Door opens]

[Door slams]

[Brett] Oh, no, they canceled. Oh, man!

It's okay, mate, I'll take you to hospital.

As a boss or as a friend?

As a friend.

[Warm music]

[Jet roars]

[Whispers] Ashy. Ash-begash.

Come on. Wake up, baby. Hey.

- Huh? - Hey, come on. Wake up.

- What? - It's okay.

Come on, we're gonna go for a ride.

- What's happening? - It's okay.

I've got your pillow and your doona in the car.

- [Ashley] I... - We're gonna go somewhere.

But I want you to stay asleep, okay?

[Ashley] What's happened?

[David] Come with me and stay asleep.

[Ashley] I don't want to.

[Warm music continues]

[Hand brake clicks]

- [Gordon] Ash Begash? - Hmm?

- Hey, wake up. - Hmm.

Wake up. We're here.

Where are we?

Camden.

What?

Listen. I've got your clothes here.

- Okay? - Oh.

Why don't you get changed?

I just gotta run off and talk to someone quickly

and I'll be back, okay? - [Ashley] Mm. - All right?

You rug up.

Mm-hm.

[Car door opens]

See you soon.

- [Magpies warble] - [Car door thuds]

Ohh.

[Magpies warble]

[Gasps]

Oh, God.

[Flames whoosh]

[Nervously] Hi!

- Uh-oh. What's he done now? - Yeah.

What is all this? Are we... we going up in that?

Not just going up. Champagne breakfast!

- [Flames whoosh] - [David laughs]

Grant Burge, anyone? [Laughs]

Please, please, please wait. Just wait. Stop.

Um...

David, I think I know what you're about to do, and, um...

..please don't.

Yep, but do you really know what I'm about to do? [Laughs]

Yes.

Yeah, but do you, though? I mean...

Yes. Yes, David.

And... and...

I don't want to do...

..that.

Are you...

Right.

Uh...

[Flames whoosh]

Um... what do you want to do?

I don't know. [Laughs awkwardly]

Nothing.

Uh, right, okay.

Well, shall we just pretend like I wasn't about to do that,

and we just go back to how we are?

Hey?

[Tearfully] No.

Right. Uh...

Listen, I've already paid for it, so do you want to just...

- What's that? - I've already paid for it.

So do you want to just go up and do it anyway? Please?

Of cour... Yes.

Of course we can.

- All right? - Yeah.

Yeah.

It'd be nice.

[Ashley] This is so pretty.

[Fabian] Here they come. [Chuckles]

Welcome aboard.

Thanks. Okay.

- A first for everything, huh? - Oh, there it is.

Bet you've never been up in one of these. Oi!

- In you pop. - [Ashley laughs awkwardly]

Mate, do you wanna? Nah. You can do it yourself.

Okay, mate. Up.

Okay. [Groans]

Uh, champagne, folks?

- Yeah, lovely. - Okay.

Thanks.

Oh, miss, uh, I think there's something that you've, uh...

Uh, nah.

No, that's, uh... It's okay.

I, uh... Okay, very good.

Well, uh, let's get underway, then.

Uh, ready to take off? Yeah?

Okay.

And how long does this go for?

Uh, our New Beginnings Champagne Breakfast flight

is 100 minutes, miss.

- [Fabian] So... - [Gentle music]

Away we go!

[Flames whoosh]

# Art Garfunkel's "Waters of March" #

# A stick, a stone #

# It's the end of the road #

# It's the rest of a stump #

# It's a little alone #

# It's a sliver of glass #

# It is life, it's the sun #

# It is night, it is death #

# It's a trap, it's a gun #

# The oak when it blooms, a fox in the brush #

# The nod of the wood, the song of a thrush #

# The wood of the wing, a cliff, a fall #

# A scratch, a lump, it is nothing at all #

# It's the wind blowing free #

# It's the end of a slope #

# It's a bean, it's a void #

# It's a hunch, it's a hope #

# And the riverbank talks #

# Of the Waters of March #

# It's the end of the strain #

# It's the joy in your heart #