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As the mercury rises, even the air feels wet.

It's another long, hot summer.

And those hot summer days are followed by sultry summer nights,

when the only relief is getting wet and

wild.

Join us for Playboy Wet and Wild.

Lickering when wet.

The coming of age reflects responsibility and accountability.

As these parents leave for vacation, they're leaving full charge of the house

in the capable hands of their beautiful daughter.

But when the parents are away, the children will play.

Bye.

A cup of sweetness.

A pinch of salt.

A measure of spice.

And moisten to taste.

Just add water.

Thank you.

Oh.

When incorporating extracurricular activities, fizzling student bodies can

precipitate a spring shower, illustrating that the age

of innocence has long since passed.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Contrary to popular wisdom, sometimes oil and water

do mix.

All of these emotions.

Satisfying discriminating taste requires diligence, expertise, and an unwavering

dedication to excellence.

Here's to good spirits and great spirits.

Without you, baby

the way I am.

When I feel it crazy, he understands.

Just the way we carry on.

I always feel this way.

I'm watching time.

My baby always takes care of me.

I don't worry.

That's how it's got to be.

He's always there when I need a helping hand.

That's it for the evening news tonight. We'll see you back here tomorrow.

Thanks, everybody.

Good night.

is nine-tenths of the law.

So, please, stand by.

Hey, I was watching that.

I'm not going to watch this boring stuff.

No, we're not watching this.

We're watching my Western.

I don't think so.

Looks like your number's up, Frankie.

And don't you make any fast moves, little lady. I'd hate for my gun to go

off early tonight.

But if you're feeling lucky, why don't you give it a try?

for the early lead.

Closing in on the first turn, it's Rocket Man in hot pursuit.

But this maiden's not going to give it up without a fight. They're neck and

neck now.

The victor here will be the one who wants it most. And Rocket Man makes the

charge. And it's Rocket Man by a nose.

These that men are being moved to by Playboy and the general thrust of our

move towards a less repressive society is a healthier attitude towards sex, so

that now that sex is out in the open, it may embarrass a few people who were

raised in the old morality, but what we're going to get is a morality that's

filled to the brim with lots of cream.

Now, when you start to dip your spear into the marinating juice...

Don't be in a rush to finish everything right away. I can't say this often

enough. Take your time.

You must enjoy and savour the activity every step of...

These are good together, you'll see.

It could last forever.

Hold me in your arms so tight. Love will come through us. It

feels so right.

You and me under the blue, blue sky.

Fascination seen through a lover's eye.

All around us, magic indeed.

When the temperature's rising, passion fruit is the perfect pick-me-up.

But if you want pure potassium pleasure, do try this.

Now slide your finger ever so gently inside, and see if you can feel

the little pea in there.

If you squeeze it right, you won't waste a drop.

Three, four, other side.

Daytona, spring break is already pumped.

Sometimes it's perfectly acceptable to play with your food.

And of course, when it's firm to the touch, you'll know it's ripe.

Reach in and roll it around a bit.

The elegant simplicity of beautiful women and water.

Glamour, grace, charm, and elegance.

I'm a different kind of guy ever since you

caught my eye. Oh baby, just want to be

around you.

Makes no difference.

Where you are.

Maybe near.

Maybe far.

Oh, baby.

Just won't be around you.

You infatuate me.

And I know you can't see.

How much I care.

The way you're standing there.

Oh, baby.

Take you out every night.

Oh, baby, it just feels so right. Oh, baby.

I just want to be around you.

The way you wrinkle your little nose, I guess that

everyone knows, oh baby, I just want to be

around you.

I want to be around you.

Around you.

Yeah, I can be around y'all too.

Champagne, the ultimate quencher, or in this case, the ultimate

trencher.

Unbaked, parched, and smoldering.

When there's no escaping the heat, the only relief seems to be

in your dream.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

okay yeah

Well, we've seen wet and we've seen wild.

Hope you've enjoyed it.

See you next time.

I'm a man that knows what I want.

And you're a girl that knows.