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Whoa! Excuse me, miss. Excuse me, miss.

Where's your mask?

Don't you know what's going on right now?

With the COVID pandemic?

Yes, yes.

Now is the time.

Why don't you have your mask on?

I prefer freedom.

Hey, hey, hey. This is not freedom in this country, okay? Where are you from?

I'm from Russia.

Russia, well, hello, but you still need the mask.

I mean, I'm going to have to write you up.

I'm out here on the streets right now, checking people. I'm a COVID-19 officer.

Really?

You can check me in COVID?

Yeah, you can't be on the street without a mask. I mean, how do I know you're not

infectious now?

Don't you care about people? You know, I'm young.

I don't care.

How old are you?

20. 20?

Oh, I see.

20-year-old and you think you can beat the COVID, huh?

Yeah.

Well, I gotta see some ID.

What ID?

Identification. Like a passport, something.

I?

Yes! No, I don't have this with me.

No passport?

I don't know what we're going to do with this then.

Because I can't... I can't just let you go roaming on the streets here

without a mask.

And you don't even have a mask on you?

You don't keep one of these on you at all times?

No.

Okay, well, I'll tell you what we're going to have to do then.

We're going to have to do a quick in-field test for you.

Because here's the thing, you know, as the resident COVID officer for this

city, I can't let you stay on the street either without a mask or without proof

that you're not infected.

And what you offer?

Well... We're gonna have to... We're gonna have to first... We gotta... Hold

on. I gotta... Check your temperature.

Hey,

you're... I think you're a little warm.

Warm? Yeah, I... Yeah, it's strange because outside cold.

Yeah, well, that's what I mean, right? I mean, you should be cold and yet you're

warm. That's not a good sign.

What's your name, by the way, anyways?

Elena.

Okay.

Well, young lady, I need to perform a COVID test then.

Do you agree to have one done right now?

I need a verbal agreement.

Right now?

Yes, COVID test right now.

We can do one quick.

Quick? No, if it's bigger, it's okay because I have some business.

Oh, are you meeting your boyfriend or what? No, no, no.

No? No? You're just hanging out?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, here. I need you to open up your mouth.

Okay?

Yeah, let's see in there.

Head back, head back.

Just look in there.

Well, I don't know.

Well,

it's a little suspicious.

I think we need to do a more advanced test.

Do you have like 20 minutes?

Because if I give you the more advanced test, then at least I can let you go.

you can go back about your day and everything's coca-cetic.

I can think about this.

Okay, okay, think about it.

Because, you know, if you don't do a proper COVID test, we've

got to give you a fine.

Like a ticket, you know?

Yes. You know, and I don't know if you want to be spending all your money on a

ticket.

But choice is yours.

And about what you talk?

Well, you know, I can take you to a little place where I

conduct the more advanced COVID testing.

And, you know, I'll even, you know, I can

even, you know, give you some money to do the advanced test.

Oh, it's cool.

it's cool yeah i think uh i agree yeah perfect

okay because yeah you can't be out here on the street without a mask and without

proper testing it's very important because right now there's a mass

pandemic going on i mean you could be infectious so okay here

come with me all right

All right, so here is where we can do a more intensive COVID test because, you

know, like I said, I mean, I question that you're... Uh-huh.

Just open up your mouth one more time for me. Yeah, let's see.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I think we're going to have to go with something that can get really, really

deep to the back of your throat, because, you know, the infection, it

really stays back there, right? Yes, like deep in nose, yes?

Well, yeah, but you know, what we've found through trial and error is that,

you know, if we go really, really deep in the back of your throat, we can find

out too.

Yeah.

So, I have a suggestion that I think can help get to the back of your throat.

Very interesting.

Yeah, very interesting.

This is my suggestion.

I think you told not about this before.

Well, maybe not exactly, but here.

Now, if we do a little quick...

Covid test to the back of your throat with a special device.

What if I offered you some money?

That's more interesting for me.

What do you think about that? Maybe we could...

Yes.

I think about this now.

Yeah, give it some thought.

See what you think about it.

What do I need to do?

Well, you need to get on your knees and then just see how far you can get that

in the back of your throat.

See, now we can get really deep to the back of his throat, can't we?

You do COVID tests very well.

Very well.

You can see all the way to the back of that. I carry about my teeth.

I think we can get it in there.

You know.

There's one other place that is really good to do a COVID inspection.

Yeah.

I think we should make sure that your pussy's okay.

No infections in there from COVID, huh?

You need check.

I need to check, yes.

100%. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Why don't you stand up, huh?

Inspection there is necessary.

do a close inspection

I hope I get good health.

Oh, yeah. Now you're going to be in perfect health.

In fact, you are certified COVID-free.

So now you can get out back there.

But remember, wear your mask from now on.

Okay?

Got it.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to do this to you again.