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Do you know what time the bus is coming?

Oh, hey.

Who are you?

Ah, we just, you know, run around here waiting for the bus.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When's it supposed to be coming?

There is a schedule there. I think it's like 20 minutes more. Oh, my God.

Forever. Yeah, they're going really slow here.

Oh, my God. I got a meeting I got to make it to in like...

45 minutes. Really?

Yeah, well, we're here casting for this new TV show, right? So it can't be late.

Oh, wow.

Awesome. What TV show?

Well, it's this new concept, really, right? You know, we're doing it. It's

called, you know, How Shy Are You, right? Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah. So it's like, I don't know if you ever saw, like, you know, those

Fear Factor type things, but it's sort of like that. So what we're doing is,

you know, we get, you know, Mostly women, you know, and the plan is they

compete against each other to see who is shy and who is not, right?

Uh-huh.

So... They pretend to be shy.

No. So we give them challenges, you know? So we give you challenges, and

then with the challenge, we see, like, well, are you too shy to do it, or are

you, like, kind of open-minded, right? Okay. So that's the principle, and then,

you know, it goes up and up, and, you know, the girls get...

They fight with each other more, and there's those dynamics.

So, yeah, it's pretty cool.

What kind of challenges, for example?

Well, like, okay, you know, like we'd have some girl flash her tits to the car

that went by, right?

Oh, is it legal? Can you show that on TV?

Oh, I mean, we sell to all the interesting countries. You know, we're

big in Japan, Milan.

Brazil's picking us up now, so we're going to these countries where we can

get away with a lot of stuff.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't get the impression that you're, like, a

really adventurous person. You know, I get more, like, kind of low-key, maybe.

Okay, let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. I'm thinking... Okay.

I'm thinking school teacher.

Almost. Oh, no, no, no. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Nursing assistant.

No. No, no, okay, okay, one more time, one more time.

Paralegal.

Paralegal? Yeah, yeah, because, you know, you'd be in with the books and,

you know, working hard.

I work with the books, yes. Yeah?

Yeah, and I work hard.

Okay.

So, I don't know, like, are you, would you consider yourself to be a kind of

adventurous outborn person? I think so, yes.

I mean, it depends, okay, it depends.

I mean, this could be...

serendipitous luck here that we just met you right now when we got to go to this

casting. I see.

Yeah. Well, maybe you could come do something for us. I don't know. How cool

would that be, huh? I don't know. There's cash prizes.

Okay. What kind of prizes? Oh, man. I think first place, they're doing like 10

,000 euros or something. Wow. Yeah.

Wow. If you win the show.

I don't have to go to a casting?

No, I mean, we do like a little kind of impromptu casting right now just to see

if you're really shy or if you're not and see if you kind of have what it

takes. But what do you start with? For example, I don't know. I mean, flushing

the tits out of the car is a little bit too much, I think.

Well, okay.

Well, let's tell you what. Tell you what. Here's what I propose, right?

Why don't we... Okay,

so maybe you're not...

flashing your distant cards. But what if we just, you know, give you like 150

euros, right?

That's yours.

You know, count it, count it, count it, right?

Okay, yes, 150 euros. Maybe.

Maybe, like... Just to prove that you're not a shy person.

I mean... I take them.

I'm not shy to take 150 euros.

Does that prove it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not shy. But what if you just,

like...

Lift up your shirt just a little bit. So it's all about flushing tits. The TV

show is like, flush your tits. No, I mean, we could have you eat a tarantula

or something if you want, but I think you're more apt.

For flushing tits? Yeah. You think I can do that better than eating a tarantula?

I think so. I think so.

I don't know. I mean, is this mine? What if I don't flush my tits? Can I take it?

Well, I mean...

You could. I cannot go far because, you know, the bus.

Yeah, well, we'll be on the same bus together, so you can't go nowhere.

Yeah. But I don't know what, okay, what if I just sweeten it by another 15?

Okay. How much money do you carry? How much cash do you carry? Enough, enough.

You know, we got castings to make, so, but I don't know. I mean, okay,

if you're not interested.

Totally cool. Like, I understand.

No, I mean... Why? Because I know. I don't know.

We're working with the books all day long, you know? You don't get out.

You're like a hermit crab, like, in your office. Oh, what? Nobody sees you. You

never get any sunshine.

No. Oh, my God. Never do anything exciting.

Okay, maybe. Okay, just one. One, okay?

Just one. Just one.

Wait, there are people. Oh, see, it's even...

Even better if they get a taste.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

shy girl hides her eyes.

Okay.

Well,

I mean, you're cute, so it's okay.

So only one? Did you have a mastectomy or something?

What?

My boobs are so flat that you cannot see that I actually have two of them, right?

Then show us the second one. What a dickhead. You're so mean.

Oh. What am I going to get? Next challenge.

Next challenge. Okay.

What if you just flash us your ass here on the street?

Okay. With panties on.

Okay? What?

You're not that shy, are you?

Come on. I told you I'm not so shy.

I'm decent, but... Okay.

Next challenge, because you seem like you're actually the type of person who

likes, you know, likes big challenges in life. Uh-huh. Right? You're a go-getter.

Well, it depends.

It depends. Let's see.

Let's see. Well, I'll tell you what.

Since you have such a sparkling unicorn-like personality, I think...

We could try something really special.

What? What if I gave you some more money?

Mm-hmm.

And you did something really adventurous in your life.

Like what?

Okay. Like maybe we just, you know, we could do like a little blowjob thing.

What?

You know, I mean, not if you don't want to.

A little blowjob.

Yeah, you know. What is it, like a one-second blowjob?

That's like just the tip, right?

Just the tip.

Well, you can start with the tip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like ice cream on a sundae, you know, where you just kind of lick.

Then we see what happens.

Ice cream on the sundae.

Well. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know.

Yeah.

I thought you were very librarian-like.

Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe... Do you want something adventurous?

What?

You have your dick cut already.

Yeah.

Great. Nice dick.

Oh, my God.

I've never done anything like this before. This is crazy.

I mean, there's people around.

What if somebody sees us?

Well, then come here.

They won't see anything.

Okay.

But tell me honestly, this TV show is all bullshit, isn't it? It's not

bullshit at all. It's bullshit.

Come on, be honest. I will suck a dick and you will see a guy on a nightstand

and you're cute.

And I'm horny, so... But tell me honestly, huh?

It's bullshit?

No, it's not bullshit. No bullshit?

Really? I swear to God.

Okay. It's like that dick's not bullshit.

Well, that dick is not bullshit. I can see that.

But to be sure, I think it's bullshit.

No, it's not bullshit.

Okay. I don't care.

You don't care?

No, I don't care. You're not shy, are you? No.

Sometimes. It depends.

Yeah? Yeah.

I haven't had sex in a long time.

Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. I haven't sucked a dick in a very long time.

Actually, it looks like riding a bike.

Okay, let's see. Yeah? Let's see. Can you remember how it was? Okay.

Oh,

yes.

Okay.

Let me just find my balance.

On two wheels.

The two wheels here of course.

Something like that?

Something like that.

It tastes nice.

It is so thick.

I cannot close my fingers.

Oh my god.

I don't think I've ever been with a guy with a headache. I'm so sick.

Oh, people on the bicycles.

I think, like, this much. Yeah?

I think this much is maximum.

Let's try it. Let's measure it. Okay, let's do it. Let's go. We'll put the

marker.

Marker is... Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

There.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know I could do that.

A little more than halfway.

Yeah. You're too shabby. You're too shabby.

He's making me horny.

Yeah? He has.

You still remember how to ride a bike?

I don't know, maybe you can remind me? Yeah, how can I remind you?

I wonder what it feels like to

have that big fat dick inside.

Well, all you gotta do is bend over and find out.

Yeah, how much money are you gonna give me for that?

I think your pussy just wants it.

Can't let it be starved after all this time.

Alright.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Well, you pay for my bus ticket anyways.

Yeah? Yeah.

You wanna come?

Yeah.

Done.

Mm-hmm.

Somebody lives here.

It's not only are you shy or not, are you going to do something on someone

else's property or not?

Yes, trespass.

Trespassing. We're against the law.

You make me so horny.

We will miss the bus.

You will miss your meeting. No, I got a cell phone.

I'll just call him.

Yeah?

Sure. Sure.

What are you going to do?

Are we going to finish what we started?

Yeah?

I mean... I mean, I was like a

thief just here in the bathroom.

They teased me and then we had to run away.

Oh my god.

Grab your shit.

Grab your shit. Let's go.

Let's go.