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[theme music]

[Christmas theme music]

[Christmas music continuously playing]

[music stops]

[soft scratching sound]

- [whispers] Okay.

You got this Harold.

How hard can it be?

You got this.

[Christmas theme music continues]

- Hi, you can go right up.

[Christmas music playing]

- Well, hello there.

What's your name, little girl?

- Emily.

- Nice to meet you, little Amanda.

[clears throat]

I mean, Emma.

[clears throat]

I mean, Emily.

Emily.

Ho, ho, ho.

Merry Christmas.

What uh,

What would you like this year?

- For my daddy to come home.

- Who's your your daddy?

- Eric Yobowski,

and his nickname is Yobo.

[suspenseful music]

- Whoa.

- When is the last time you saw him?

- Last Halloween.

[clears throat]

- How about a Christmas song, huh?

? Jingle bells, jingle bells ?

? Jingle everywhere ?

? Oh come all you faithful ?

- Okay, okay.

- ? I'm dreaming of a white... ?

- We can take a picture now.

Take a picture?

Smile.

[camera clicks]

All right.

- Okay.

Have a happy Christmas and a

and a merry New Year.

- What about the candy cane?

- Oh. Oh, yeah. Here you go.

- Thank you. - Happy Christmas.

Merry New Year, Amanda [clears throat]

I mean, Emily.

? We wish you a Merry Christmas ?

? We wish you a Merry Christmas ?

? We wish you a Merry Christmas ? [fading]

- Mr. Neumeister,

Is that you under there?

? And a happy New Year ?

And you were not kidding about being Santa, were you?

I love that you give back to your community like this.

It's so sweet.

Back home, my dad dresses up as Santa

for the kids every Christmas.

Mmm, he loves it.

Oh, how's your mom doing?

- Mm-hmm. She's uh..

She's fine.

Uhm, we should be making a..

A decision regarding the uh caretaker position soon.

We'd like to hire someone by the new year.

And as, as long as I stay employed,

the state will uh, cover her uh

her financially.

So uh,

here I am [chuckles]

- You see,

Mr. Neumeister, I know

that you're going to make the right decision

about who's gonna take care of your mother.

So, so nice seeing you again, Mr. Neumeister.

[clears throat]

- Nah, you can call me Harold.

- All right, well, I'll see you around then, Harold.

- Would you like to take a picture?

- Oh, absolutely. [soft chuckles]

[soft grunts]

- Oh, wow [giggles]

- I get up there.

All right, you like this?

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Hah! [gasps]

- All right.

- Okay.

[soft chuckle]

- Smile! [camera clicks]

All right, you're all set.

- Thank you, Santa.

[soft giggles]

[coughing]

- Alright. - Have a Merry Christmas.

- All right. Happy Christmas

[rock theme music]

[catching deep breaths]

[coughing]

- What's going on?

[sighs]

- Why don't you go take your 15?

- Oh!

[rock music continues]

[continues coughing]

[rock music continues]

[rock music continues]

[door unlocks]

[door opens]

[door closes]

- Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas!

And I am so glad you've chosen to come and see me.

What do you want for Christmas?

- A train set.

- Oh, I think I can do that.

A dollhouse? Ho, ho, ho!

- Say Cheese!

- Cheese!

- All right.

- I'm not liking cheese possum.

- Okay.

[giggles]

- I'm gonna be right back.

- Hey, hey, hey, kids are good.

- Yeah. - Harold.

- Back from my break. - Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Uh, our real Santa, he called and he's feeling much better.

So we actually won't need your services.

- [clears throat] I'm sorry.

Did I do anything wrong? - No, no,

it's nothing like that.

You were wonderful.

It's just, Nicholas,

he has a lot more experience than this.

He's been doing a really long time

and it's just the baby powder.

A kid was allergic and we had to call the ambulance.

We just need a more professional Santa.

[rock music playing]

I hope you understand.

[distorted eerie music playing]

[soft thud]

[distorted eerie music climaxes]

I hope you understand.

- [whispers] I really need this job.

[deep breaths]

[soft thud]

[whispers angrily] Excuse me, old man.

But you're in my seat.

- Get lost. This is the big leagues, freak!

[slaps]

[Christmas instrumentals playing]

[knuckles cracking]

[upbeat Christmas music continues]

[soft footsteps]

[upbeat Christmas music continues]

[soft bangs]

[upbeat Christmas music continues]

[metal clashing]

[upbeat Christmas music continues]

[soft banging continues]

- My, my, my.

What a lovely elf.

[eerie beats]

- Drink up Santa.

I made it special for you.

[eerie tune]

- Thank you.

[upbeat Chirstmas music resumes]

[music stops]

[metal clashing]

[bells jingling]

[playful beat]

[muffled grunts]

[playful tune continues]

- You know, when I was a kid,

every year for Christmas,

I asked Santa for the same thing.

[playful music continues]

And every year,

I was left disappointed.

And it made me realize something.

[playful music continues]

Maybe I'm just..

Naughty.

[squishing flesh]

[playful tune continues]

[exhales]

[quick smooch]

Merry Christmass Santa.

[playful music stops]

[phone vibrating]

[gasps]

[vibrating continues]

- Hello?

- Hi Harold, it's Melissa.

Nicholas was in No Call No Show today.

Would you mind coming in?

We could use a Santa.

- Yes [exasperating]

I can be there.

Yes, thank you.

Oh, Merry Christmas.

[footsteps]

[theme music]

[theme music continues]

? She'll come over if you want to ?

? Say a little prayer for your feelings if you need to ?

? You don't have to worry about the way ?

? you feel when you're around me ?

? Cause I know you've been hurting for a while so ?

? Won't you calm down, won't you calm down ?

? Won't you calm down ?

? Oh woah oh ?

? Oohh ?

? Oh woah oh ?

? Oh woah oh ?

? Oh woah oh ?

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