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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,071 ♪ Il... ♪ 2 00:00:35,104 --> 00:00:36,872 ♪ ...lumination ♪ 3 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,674 ♪ Illumination ♪ 4 00:00:38,707 --> 00:00:42,444 ♪ Illumination. ♪ 5 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:04,233 Hyah! Hyah! 6 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:13,675 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 7 00:01:21,985 --> 00:01:24,486 Uh... 8 00:01:31,227 --> 00:01:32,728 Eh... 9 00:01:38,867 --> 00:01:41,904 -Hey. -Hey. Yoo-hoo. 10 00:01:51,014 --> 00:01:52,781 Oh! 11 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:57,020 All right, everybody, gather round. 12 00:01:57,053 --> 00:01:59,956 This is our latest, very special exhibit 13 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:02,925 where you'll learn all about your favorite movies 14 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:04,659 -and actors. -Wow. -Ooh. 15 00:02:04,693 --> 00:02:08,630 Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood! 16 00:02:09,765 --> 00:02:13,069 Look at all this cool stuff. Oh. 17 00:02:13,102 --> 00:02:16,172 Look up there. It's E.T. 18 00:02:17,606 --> 00:02:19,909 Oh, and look at this one. 19 00:02:19,942 --> 00:02:21,777 Keanu Reeves. 20 00:02:24,613 --> 00:02:26,149 And you all know George Lucas, right? 21 00:02:26,182 --> 00:02:28,251 Oh, yes, he's great. 22 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,752 I'd really like to go home now. 23 00:02:30,786 --> 00:02:33,189 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 24 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:34,656 You can do it. 25 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:36,092 Can I at least have my cell phone? 26 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:39,328 Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to call for help. 27 00:02:41,364 --> 00:02:43,032 Oh, and over here, 28 00:02:43,066 --> 00:02:46,936 oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 29 00:02:46,969 --> 00:02:50,940 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 30 00:02:50,973 --> 00:02:53,943 James and Henry! 31 00:02:55,078 --> 00:02:56,611 Who? 32 00:02:56,645 --> 00:02:58,114 Are you serious? 33 00:02:58,147 --> 00:02:59,714 James and Henry. 34 00:02:59,748 --> 00:03:01,850 -Minions. -I know the Minions. 35 00:03:01,883 --> 00:03:03,718 But I've never seen, uh... 36 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:05,021 James and Henry. 37 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,323 -Yeah. Never heard of them. -Me neither. 38 00:03:08,424 --> 00:03:10,692 This is insane! 39 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:14,263 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 40 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,731 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 41 00:03:16,765 --> 00:03:18,067 And their story is epic. 42 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:19,368 They're what? 43 00:03:19,402 --> 00:03:20,735 What is she talking about? 44 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:22,704 You know what? Change of plans. 45 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:23,973 Everybody, sit down. Now. 46 00:03:24,006 --> 00:03:26,042 All of you. Come on, sit down. 47 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,377 Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson. 48 00:03:28,411 --> 00:03:30,913 And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl. 49 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:36,185 As you may know, throughout time, 50 00:03:36,219 --> 00:03:40,089 dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet, 51 00:03:40,123 --> 00:03:41,991 searching for the perfect villain 52 00:03:42,024 --> 00:03:43,392 to serve. 53 00:03:49,132 --> 00:03:51,200 ♪ Ho, ho... ♪ 54 00:03:51,234 --> 00:03:54,736 And among them was a very special guy. 55 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,771 That's him right there. 56 00:03:56,805 --> 00:03:58,074 James. 57 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:01,010 He liked to draw, paint, but, above all, 58 00:04:01,043 --> 00:04:04,447 he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 59 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,415 -Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. -Huh? 60 00:04:06,449 --> 00:04:07,749 ¿Te gusta? 61 00:04:07,782 --> 00:04:09,885 Uh... um, meh. 62 00:04:09,919 --> 00:04:11,887 Ah. Uh, Eric. 63 00:04:11,921 --> 00:04:13,422 Huh? 64 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:15,958 -Hey, James! Hey! -Okay? 65 00:04:15,992 --> 00:04:18,294 Uh, uh, es... Sí, sí. 66 00:04:22,198 --> 00:04:24,200 The rest of his tribe, however, 67 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:26,735 they were just interested in one thing. 68 00:04:28,337 --> 00:04:30,339 Big Boss. Ooh... 69 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:34,010 To serve the most evil master they can find. 70 00:04:35,178 --> 00:04:37,779 And this guy checked all the boxes. 71 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,482 Scary? Check. 72 00:04:39,515 --> 00:04:41,317 Burly? Check. 73 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:43,119 -Super mean? -Ooh. 74 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,221 Pout! Pout! Pout! 75 00:04:46,855 --> 00:04:48,357 Double check. 76 00:04:48,391 --> 00:04:49,458 Oh. 77 00:04:49,492 --> 00:04:50,927 No, no, no! 78 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,761 Pout! Pout! Pout! 79 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,399 Pout! Pout! Pout! 80 00:04:58,034 --> 00:05:00,069 He was a perfect ten. 81 00:05:04,974 --> 00:05:06,909 Pout! Pout! Pout! 82 00:05:09,412 --> 00:05:11,813 Pout! Pout! Pout! 83 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:16,885 To show their new master how much they cared, 84 00:05:16,919 --> 00:05:19,322 the Minions did everything for him. 85 00:05:24,093 --> 00:05:27,363 But James wanted to go one step further 86 00:05:27,396 --> 00:05:32,001 and create something truly wonderful for his master. 87 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,370 Uh, uh, what? Ah. 88 00:05:36,505 --> 00:05:38,274 Ah. Hey, Big Boss! 89 00:05:38,307 --> 00:05:40,443 Hey, looka! Looka! 90 00:05:42,411 --> 00:05:44,347 Regarde! 91 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,915 C'est tu! 92 00:05:45,948 --> 00:05:47,250 Et c'est nous! 93 00:05:47,283 --> 00:05:49,418 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 94 00:05:51,387 --> 00:05:52,821 Pout, pout, pout. 95 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,223 Uh... 96 00:05:54,257 --> 00:05:56,392 No, pout, pout, pouta. No. 97 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:58,194 No. 98 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,861 Eh? 99 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,567 Regarde! Regarde! 100 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:14,176 Ah, ooh, ooh. 101 00:06:19,949 --> 00:06:21,850 Uh, pulla, pulla... 102 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,157 Phew. 103 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:31,394 Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no! 104 00:06:31,427 --> 00:06:34,163 ¡Cuidado! !Cuidado! 105 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:37,600 Oomph! 106 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:44,974 Ow! 107 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:46,509 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 108 00:06:53,549 --> 00:06:55,551 -Oh, James. -James. 109 00:07:00,456 --> 00:07:02,124 The Minions were banished 110 00:07:02,158 --> 00:07:04,126 from the Cyclops's island that day, 111 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,961 and everyone was mad at James. 112 00:07:05,995 --> 00:07:08,264 James, James, James! 113 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:12,468 -Oh. -Well, not everyone. 114 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:15,938 --One other Minion found it very funny. 115 00:07:15,971 --> 00:07:17,606 Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout. 116 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:25,081 Ayah, ouch. 117 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:29,285 And that was Henry. 118 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:32,254 Ooh la la la. 119 00:07:36,659 --> 00:07:38,160 Allez. 120 00:07:38,794 --> 00:07:42,365 Hey, James. 121 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:43,999 Ah, sí, sí. 122 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:47,103 Uh-uh. 123 00:07:49,238 --> 00:07:51,107 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 124 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,012 Hey. 125 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,687 Huh? 126 00:08:06,989 --> 00:08:08,124 Mee-ta Henry. 127 00:08:08,157 --> 00:08:10,126 Ah, bello. Mee-ta James. 128 00:08:10,159 --> 00:08:12,695 -Tapioca? -Ah, oh, tapioca. 129 00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:14,130 Ooh, hey. 130 00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,098 Sí. 131 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,969 Oh, oh. 132 00:08:20,002 --> 00:08:22,972 Hey, oh! 133 00:08:23,005 --> 00:08:24,673 -Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. -Sí. Sí. 134 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,676 Blah. 135 00:08:29,678 --> 00:08:31,213 And from that moment on, 136 00:08:31,247 --> 00:08:34,150 James and Henry were inseparable. 137 00:08:34,183 --> 00:08:37,553 The best of friends and by each other's side 138 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:40,289 -no matter where they went... -Big Boss! Big Boss! 139 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:43,526 -...or who they worked for. -Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 140 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:47,430 Their next master was extremely promising, 141 00:08:47,463 --> 00:08:51,734 very powerful and, more importantly, very evil. 142 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:56,472 And his book-- ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 143 00:08:56,505 --> 00:08:58,240 Misha stroganoff. 144 00:09:00,342 --> 00:09:02,044 Oh la la la. 145 00:09:03,546 --> 00:09:05,014 Brush up! Brush up! 146 00:09:07,683 --> 00:09:10,553 No touch of la bookiski. 147 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,557 -No touch of! -Okay, okay. No touch of. 148 00:09:17,059 --> 00:09:18,327 Ah. 149 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,463 -No touch of! -Bah no, no. 150 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:23,165 Hey, James. James. 151 00:09:23,199 --> 00:09:24,733 Come here, come here. Looka. 152 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:26,302 Touch of la bookiski. 153 00:09:27,136 --> 00:09:28,771 Oh. 154 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,539 Looka. Come here, come here. 155 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:32,708 Oh. 156 00:09:32,741 --> 00:09:34,610 Bella la monstra. 157 00:09:36,045 --> 00:09:38,981 Ooh la. Ooh. 158 00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:41,617 Oh, oh! La! La rabbit! 159 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:44,119 Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella. 160 00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,621 Uh... 161 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:01,103 Aw. 162 00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:02,638 ...cute-a. 163 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:17,253 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 164 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:34,537 Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed. 165 00:10:35,571 --> 00:10:37,740 Command-Zed! 166 00:10:37,773 --> 00:10:39,608 Undo! 167 00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:41,544 Command-Zed! 168 00:10:41,577 --> 00:10:42,778 Undo! 169 00:10:57,226 --> 00:11:01,163 Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 170 00:11:02,865 --> 00:11:04,166 Henry! 171 00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:05,801 On the plus side, 172 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,304 James and Henry's friendship became stronger that day... 173 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:09,772 -Uh... -Uh... 174 00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:11,240 ...even if it made 175 00:11:11,273 --> 00:11:13,208 some of the other Minions unhappy. 176 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,455 Oh, this is Ed, by the way. 177 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,491 He's a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 178 00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:34,229 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 179 00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:36,599 -Y polenta, la mango. -Mm-hmm. 180 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:41,403 Come here. 181 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:42,705 Huh? 182 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:55,250 And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 183 00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:56,819 And there were many. 184 00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:02,157 The Big Boss! 185 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,162 Uh, buddies. 186 00:12:07,196 --> 00:12:08,864 Por favor. 187 00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:10,532 Uh. Huh? Ah! 188 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,671 Oh, Chris! 189 00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:26,882 Oh, Bill. 190 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:34,890 Oh, Patrick. 191 00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,529 Huh? 192 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,898 Oh, Brian. 193 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,468 But after a while, 194 00:12:46,502 --> 00:12:49,672 they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve. 195 00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:53,208 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, 196 00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:55,644 tired and losing hope. 197 00:12:56,913 --> 00:12:58,881 Okay. 198 00:12:58,915 --> 00:12:59,882 Okay? 199 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,419 And that very bossy Minion there, 200 00:13:03,452 --> 00:13:04,954 that's Dick. 201 00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,822 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 202 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:08,657 Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 203 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,228 Now, because of their nonstop 204 00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:15,798 blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 205 00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:19,535 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 206 00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:21,370 Which was fine with them, 207 00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,405 as it meant they could stay up all night 208 00:13:23,439 --> 00:13:26,809 discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, 209 00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:28,711 their hopes, their dreams. 210 00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:34,583 -Ooh la la. -Bank you. 211 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:36,518 -Bellissimo, James. -Uh-huh. 212 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:37,820 Ah. ...Dick. 213 00:13:37,853 --> 00:13:39,254 ...asparagus. 214 00:13:39,288 --> 00:13:41,590 Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no. 215 00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:45,461 -Hey, yo! -Henry, James! Sleepa! 216 00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,842 Hey. 217 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,410 Go, go, go. 218 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,913 -Hey, Henry, wake up. -Huh? 219 00:14:09,518 --> 00:14:11,487 Oof. And with that, 220 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:13,990 Dick lost his temper... again. 221 00:14:14,023 --> 00:14:18,560 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 222 00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:22,364 Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks... 223 00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,632 and decided to punch him. 224 00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:28,403 But thankfully Ed intervened, 225 00:14:28,437 --> 00:14:31,040 signed for his friend to calm down, 226 00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,674 breathe deeply... 227 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:34,843 -and... -Hey. Hey! 228 00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:36,712 ...punched Dick himself. 229 00:14:38,781 --> 00:14:41,084 -Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. -Okay? 230 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,386 Well, this seemed like 231 00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:45,721 -the breaking point... -Looka! 232 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,589 ...but then Dick saw something 233 00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:50,826 that would change the Minions' lives forever. 234 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,661 Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah! 235 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,569 Big Boss. 236 00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,337 Hey, buddies! 237 00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:23,425 Bye-bye! 238 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,030 What the...? 239 00:15:27,063 --> 00:15:28,730 Hyah! 240 00:15:42,711 --> 00:15:44,680 Huh? Buddies, looka! 241 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:50,954 To the train! 242 00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:54,991 -Follow him! -Get on up! Get after him! 243 00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:56,993 Go, go, go! 244 00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,727 Hmm? 245 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,863 -After him! -Come here, you little... 246 00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:07,170 Hey! 247 00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:11,107 Huh? Oh. 248 00:16:20,049 --> 00:16:22,919 Hey! Down here! 249 00:16:30,893 --> 00:16:32,161 Buddies! Helpa me! 250 00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:50,746 What? Oh! 251 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:56,685 Whoa, whoa! 252 00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:04,928 Big Boss! Hey! 253 00:17:14,971 --> 00:17:16,471 -Uh, oh. -Oh. 254 00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:31,120 Hey, hey, looka. 255 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:33,923 Toot, toot! 256 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,023 Uh, uh, oh. 257 00:18:08,623 --> 00:18:09,926 Oh, oh, oh. 258 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,275 Hey. Toot, toot! 259 00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,543 -Toot! -Toot! 260 00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:29,778 Agh. 261 00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,147 -Broke off. -Huh? 262 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,949 Toot, toot! 263 00:18:32,982 --> 00:18:34,283 -Toot, toot, toot! -Toot, toot! 264 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,692 Buddies, go, go! 265 00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,560 Toot, toot! 266 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,808 Ah! 267 00:19:13,956 --> 00:19:16,725 Please don't hurt me! 268 00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,961 Big Boss. 269 00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:21,030 Phew. 270 00:19:21,064 --> 00:19:22,198 Look out! 271 00:19:22,231 --> 00:19:23,832 Kumquat? 272 00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:25,734 Huh? 273 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,003 Huh? 274 00:19:27,036 --> 00:19:28,804 No. 275 00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:37,113 Stop! 276 00:19:37,146 --> 00:19:40,950 Sto... 277 00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:43,352 ...op! 278 00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,830 Toot, toot. 279 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,966 Cut! 280 00:19:56,999 --> 00:19:59,235 Okay, people, back to one. 281 00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:02,138 And you! 282 00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,273 Do you have any idea what you have done? 283 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,910 ...la Boss y, uh, conducto... 284 00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:10,679 Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también. 285 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:11,847 Sí, toot, toot. 286 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,384 Stop! Stop. 287 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,386 You've ruined everything. 288 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,288 It was a perfect scene. 289 00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:22,258 All that work. All that money. All that effort. 290 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,859 Uh... No? 291 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,161 Get out of here. 292 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:26,862 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 293 00:20:26,895 --> 00:20:27,896 -And you. -Me? 294 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,365 Definitely you. Get out! 295 00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,301 Out! Out, out, out, out, out! 296 00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,203 Out! 297 00:20:36,272 --> 00:20:38,207 Verschwindet! 298 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,942 Let's go again. 299 00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:41,310 Uh, hey, boss. 300 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,146 We're out of film. 301 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,416 This is not going to go down well. 302 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,971 You tell that no-talent bum 303 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:11,207 if he messes up again, he's fired! 304 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,476 And then send him a bottle of champagne 305 00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:15,444 because it's his birthday. 306 00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,947 Oh! There he is. 307 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,916 Our favorite director. 308 00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,150 Hello, Mr. Bright. 309 00:21:21,184 --> 00:21:22,919 -Mr. Bright. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:24,453 --All right, let's see what you shot. 311 00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:27,023 Roll the scene, now. 312 00:21:27,056 --> 00:21:29,158 We are so excited to see it. 313 00:21:29,192 --> 00:21:30,359 Come on, let's go. 314 00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,161 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, 315 00:21:32,195 --> 00:21:33,795 we had... 316 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:36,065 a small problem. 317 00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:36,933 A problem? 318 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:39,402 Is just a puzzle for friends to solve. 319 00:21:39,435 --> 00:21:41,404 Problems cost money, Elwood. 320 00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:42,972 If this scene is terrible, 321 00:21:43,005 --> 00:21:47,076 you will never work in this town again. 322 00:21:47,109 --> 00:21:48,344 But we're sure you'll do great 323 00:21:48,377 --> 00:21:50,379 in any number of other towns. 324 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,382 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 325 00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:19,774 Ooh, here we go. 326 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:24,480 What is going on? 327 00:22:24,513 --> 00:22:27,116 I know. That's what I was trying to tell you at the... 328 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:31,820 What are those things? 329 00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,556 Uh... they, uh... 330 00:22:33,589 --> 00:22:35,024 You changed the whole scene. 331 00:22:35,057 --> 00:22:36,926 But I didn't. 332 00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:39,894 I... oh, boy, I didn't. 333 00:22:39,929 --> 00:22:41,530 It's genius! 334 00:22:41,564 --> 00:22:42,999 What? 335 00:22:44,567 --> 00:22:46,269 The scene, it's great. 336 00:22:46,302 --> 00:22:48,137 It's better than great. I love it! 337 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:50,973 Those sickly children, oh, they're fantastic. 338 00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,575 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 339 00:22:52,608 --> 00:22:54,210 Uh... yeah. 340 00:22:54,243 --> 00:22:56,245 Okay. Absolutely. 341 00:22:56,279 --> 00:22:59,348 I'm going to get my very good friends-- 342 00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,951 just those, uh, uh, what's their names-- 343 00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:04,253 and put them in the movie! 344 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:09,191 Sam? 345 00:23:09,225 --> 00:23:10,825 Elwood? 346 00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:12,561 Would you mind playing it? 347 00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:14,063 All right. 348 00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:20,036 Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie. 349 00:23:20,069 --> 00:23:23,139 Ah, yes, it is, Elwood. 350 00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:26,175 Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car! 351 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,177 Faster, faster! 352 00:23:28,210 --> 00:23:30,546 We need to find them. Where are they? 353 00:23:30,579 --> 00:23:31,880 Get out of the way! 354 00:23:31,914 --> 00:23:33,582 Move it, move it! 355 00:23:38,054 --> 00:23:39,422 Give women the vote! 356 00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:40,956 Give women the vote! 357 00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,591 -Give women the vote! -Take the next right. 358 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:44,327 They could be on Sunset. 359 00:23:45,628 --> 00:23:47,463 -Ah. -Ah. 360 00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:49,498 Oh, looka! 361 00:23:49,532 --> 00:23:50,933 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 362 00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,005 Mmm! 363 00:23:56,038 --> 00:23:57,373 Hey, hey! 364 00:24:02,945 --> 00:24:04,180 Oh. 365 00:24:07,516 --> 00:24:08,584 Eh, looka. 366 00:24:14,690 --> 00:24:16,625 Hey! 367 00:24:16,659 --> 00:24:18,527 -Huh? -Don't let 'em get away! 368 00:24:19,995 --> 00:24:21,530 Huh? 369 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,102 Huh? 370 00:24:34,443 --> 00:24:36,245 Whoa! 371 00:24:46,422 --> 00:24:47,456 My boys! 372 00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:50,226 I've been looking all over for you. Get in, get in. 373 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:51,961 -There they are! -Uh... 374 00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:53,429 Get those little guys! 375 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,632 Quick, quick. 376 00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:58,033 Go, go, go! 377 00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:02,471 Don't let them get away! 378 00:25:02,505 --> 00:25:04,273 Banana! 379 00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:15,151 Wunderbar. Wunderbar. 380 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:16,719 Uh, first things first. 381 00:25:16,752 --> 00:25:18,154 Who are you? 382 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:19,622 -...Henry. -Y James. 383 00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:21,290 ...Dick. 384 00:25:23,192 --> 00:25:24,493 -...Ed. -Uh... 385 00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:26,128 -Soy Peter! -...Ken. 386 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,269 Is-is there a name I can just call all of you? 387 00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:34,437 Bah... 388 00:25:34,470 --> 00:25:35,604 Minions. 389 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:38,474 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 390 00:25:38,507 --> 00:25:39,742 Bello, Max! 391 00:25:39,775 --> 00:25:41,710 Yeah, hi. 392 00:25:41,744 --> 00:25:44,013 Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier. 393 00:25:44,046 --> 00:25:46,749 So, I would like to work with you. 394 00:25:46,782 --> 00:25:48,717 We should make movies. 395 00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:50,052 -Movies? -Movies? 396 00:25:50,085 --> 00:25:51,320 -Movies? -Huh? 397 00:25:51,353 --> 00:25:53,389 You don't know what movies are? 398 00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:54,590 Mm... 399 00:25:54,623 --> 00:25:59,395 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, 400 00:25:59,428 --> 00:26:04,033 and people love them and people love the people who make them. 401 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:06,001 ...storya. 402 00:26:06,035 --> 00:26:08,604 James... La storya. 403 00:26:08,637 --> 00:26:10,239 Le movies? ¿Para mí? 404 00:26:10,272 --> 00:26:12,374 Sí, James. Sí! 405 00:26:15,044 --> 00:26:18,013 Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures, 406 00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:20,749 where we make all kinds of movies. 407 00:26:20,783 --> 00:26:22,585 Oh, oh! 408 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,989 -Hello, Josh. -Hey, Sam. 409 00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:31,026 Perfect. 410 00:26:37,199 --> 00:26:39,068 All right, positions, everybody! 411 00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:41,070 Find your mark... 412 00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:54,016 Whoo! 413 00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:02,558 It's a wrap. Congratulations, everyone! 414 00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:07,630 Fantástico! 415 00:27:07,663 --> 00:27:08,797 It is fantástico. 416 00:27:08,831 --> 00:27:10,533 It's exciting, isn't it? 417 00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:13,202 Oh! 418 00:27:13,235 --> 00:27:15,504 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm. 419 00:27:15,538 --> 00:27:17,373 How about you gentlemen? 420 00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,441 Do you want to make movies, too? 421 00:27:19,475 --> 00:27:21,810 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies. 422 00:27:21,844 --> 00:27:23,812 ...Big Boss. 423 00:27:23,846 --> 00:27:25,281 -Mm. -Uh... 424 00:27:25,314 --> 00:27:27,216 Le movies! 425 00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:29,418 Excellent. Let's get to work. 426 00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:34,356 So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene. 427 00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:38,527 Here. You stay here, and I shall return. 428 00:27:38,561 --> 00:27:39,795 Uh... 429 00:27:39,828 --> 00:27:41,363 Oh. 430 00:27:41,397 --> 00:27:42,698 Okay, listen up. 431 00:27:42,731 --> 00:27:44,233 So here's the scene. 432 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:46,135 You see those large, heavily armed men? 433 00:27:46,168 --> 00:27:48,837 They suspect you have killed their leader, 434 00:27:48,871 --> 00:27:51,106 and they want you dead. 435 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:52,174 Gweek. 436 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:53,475 Uh, gweek? 437 00:27:53,509 --> 00:27:55,244 All right, I need you 438 00:27:55,277 --> 00:27:58,280 to really sell the drama. 439 00:27:58,314 --> 00:28:00,583 You do a good job, and you're hired! 440 00:28:00,616 --> 00:28:03,652 You fail, it's back to wandering the streets, 441 00:28:03,686 --> 00:28:05,287 scavenging for food. 442 00:28:05,321 --> 00:28:07,423 Have fun with it! 443 00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:08,557 Okay! 444 00:28:08,591 --> 00:28:10,726 Ready, action! 445 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:11,894 Attack! 446 00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:14,697 Uh, buddies? 447 00:28:16,398 --> 00:28:18,601 No, no, no, no, no! 448 00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:22,705 Henry! 449 00:28:23,806 --> 00:28:26,575 Henry, helpa! 450 00:28:33,315 --> 00:28:35,217 Buddies! 451 00:28:40,222 --> 00:28:41,857 Help! 452 00:28:52,201 --> 00:28:53,168 -Skoal! -Skoal! 453 00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:56,805 Hey. 454 00:28:57,873 --> 00:28:59,274 Cut! 455 00:29:00,944 --> 00:29:02,578 Huh? 456 00:29:02,611 --> 00:29:04,948 Okay, that was... 457 00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:07,650 perfect! 458 00:29:11,286 --> 00:29:14,657 Minions, are you ready to become stars? 459 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:18,260 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen? 460 00:29:26,835 --> 00:29:28,704 Honey, it's starting. 461 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:30,439 Oh, goodie. 462 00:29:30,472 --> 00:29:32,241 On this beautiful spring day of '27, 463 00:29:32,274 --> 00:29:34,410 the world has never been a better place. 464 00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,612 The economy is forever booming 465 00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:39,415 with no sign of slowing down ever. 466 00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:41,316 People have never been so happy, 467 00:29:41,350 --> 00:29:43,920 and the future has never looked so bright. 468 00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:46,455 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, 469 00:29:46,488 --> 00:29:48,490 the new stars of the silver screen 470 00:29:48,524 --> 00:29:50,492 took the world by storm and changed the face 471 00:29:50,526 --> 00:29:52,962 of the motion picture industry forever 472 00:29:52,996 --> 00:29:56,298 with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids, 473 00:29:56,331 --> 00:29:58,701 Look Behind You... And Then Down 474 00:29:58,734 --> 00:30:01,837 and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan! 475 00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:03,907 Part Four: Target Miami Beach. 476 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:07,376 The Minions have become the kings of the box office, 477 00:30:07,409 --> 00:30:10,013 and it seems like the public just can't get enough of them. 478 00:30:11,747 --> 00:30:13,682 We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations, 479 00:30:13,716 --> 00:30:16,552 and we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets. 480 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:18,554 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house 481 00:30:18,587 --> 00:30:20,589 in Beverly Hills... 482 00:30:21,256 --> 00:30:22,791 ...where they'll be able to enjoy 483 00:30:22,825 --> 00:30:24,793 a comfortably large game room... 484 00:30:27,629 --> 00:30:29,898 ...and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna. 485 00:30:31,867 --> 00:30:33,435 Their lives have changed 486 00:30:33,469 --> 00:30:35,004 -since fame hit them. -Look, Minions! 487 00:30:35,038 --> 00:30:37,539 They can't go anywhere without being recognized. 488 00:30:37,573 --> 00:30:40,876 Run, boys, run! 489 00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:44,613 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, 490 00:30:44,646 --> 00:30:45,881 and the Minions are always on the hunt 491 00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:49,284 for the hottest, most modern looks. 492 00:30:52,454 --> 00:30:54,356 What trendsetters. 493 00:30:54,389 --> 00:30:56,926 What fashion icons. 494 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,827 And not only that, 495 00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:01,998 now there's Minions merchandise. 496 00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:04,633 What will they think of next? 497 00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:08,637 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties 498 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:11,040 like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing. 499 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:15,511 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world. 500 00:31:15,544 --> 00:31:17,813 They truly have it all. 501 00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:30,793 Bank you, bank you. 502 00:31:32,528 --> 00:31:34,063 Okay? Hah. 503 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:43,639 -Gooda, huh? -Loving it. 504 00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:55,617 ...para aquí, eh? 505 00:31:55,651 --> 00:31:56,819 Aquí. 506 00:31:57,653 --> 00:31:59,122 -Wow. -Incredible. 507 00:31:59,155 --> 00:32:00,957 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei! 508 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:03,892 ...película. Looka. 509 00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:06,963 -Okay? -On it. 510 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:14,103 Okay? 511 00:32:14,137 --> 00:32:15,838 James, my boy, 512 00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:18,107 you have a real gift for filmmaking. 513 00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:19,708 Ah, bank you. 514 00:32:19,741 --> 00:32:22,578 Ja, you have what it takes to become a director. 515 00:32:22,611 --> 00:32:24,613 There could even be an Oscar in your future. 516 00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:26,648 O-Oscar? 517 00:32:26,682 --> 00:32:30,987 Ah, it's an award given out to the best films and filmmakers. 518 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,754 Ah... 519 00:32:33,388 --> 00:32:36,926 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to... 520 00:32:38,194 --> 00:32:39,595 ...James. 521 00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:45,467 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you! 522 00:32:49,771 --> 00:32:52,708 Eh... 523 00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:54,110 Bank you! 524 00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:56,179 -Bank you... -James. 525 00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:57,646 James? 526 00:32:57,679 --> 00:32:59,182 Are you all right, my friend? 527 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:04,020 W-Wait, wh-what's-what's happening? What is this? 528 00:33:04,053 --> 00:33:05,621 I'll tell you what it is. 529 00:33:05,654 --> 00:33:07,556 It's the future of cinema. 530 00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:08,891 Everyone's doing it, Max. 531 00:33:08,925 --> 00:33:13,062 From now on, our movies are gonna have... 532 00:33:13,096 --> 00:33:14,998 sound. 533 00:33:16,933 --> 00:33:19,903 That right there, what I just said, that was sound. 534 00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:26,675 I have a very good feeling about this. 535 00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,543 Quiet, everyone. 536 00:33:28,577 --> 00:33:30,179 Are you ready, Henry? 537 00:33:30,213 --> 00:33:31,513 Ah, sí, sí, sí. 538 00:33:31,546 --> 00:33:33,415 This will be great. 539 00:33:34,483 --> 00:33:36,785 Okay, we're recording. 540 00:33:36,818 --> 00:33:38,854 And action. 541 00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:56,872 You disappear from my life five years ago, 542 00:33:56,906 --> 00:34:00,143 and now you think you can come waltzing back in? 543 00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:02,778 Well, no. No, I say! 544 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,715 Get lost, you handsome bastard. 545 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:11,087 Oh, Humphrey. 546 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,057 My mother warned me about men like you. 547 00:34:21,064 --> 00:34:23,933 Mm, baby, 548 00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:26,768 piñata, carbonara, 549 00:34:26,802 --> 00:34:28,570 lasagna. 550 00:34:28,603 --> 00:34:30,273 What? 551 00:34:30,306 --> 00:34:31,807 Was? 552 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,709 What? 553 00:34:38,982 --> 00:34:40,249 Stay with us, Sarge. 554 00:34:40,283 --> 00:34:41,817 We need you. 555 00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:45,054 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! 556 00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,094 Yeah, Sarge? 557 00:34:51,127 --> 00:34:53,196 Sí... 558 00:34:53,229 --> 00:34:54,998 chihuahua! 559 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,600 Cut! 560 00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:00,203 Chihuahua! 561 00:35:18,187 --> 00:35:20,289 Oh, poop. 562 00:35:20,323 --> 00:35:21,958 Cut! 563 00:35:21,991 --> 00:35:23,825 Bikini. 564 00:35:27,063 --> 00:35:29,664 --Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 565 00:35:29,698 --> 00:35:31,267 Tiny bit of milk. 566 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,635 Two sugars. 567 00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:35,104 Thank you. 568 00:35:36,072 --> 00:35:37,539 Balzac! 569 00:35:38,707 --> 00:35:40,742 This is a disaster! We've lost millions! 570 00:35:40,776 --> 00:35:42,311 No. 571 00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:44,579 -You know who I blame? -Them! 572 00:35:44,613 --> 00:35:46,049 Sadly, yes. 573 00:35:46,082 --> 00:35:47,183 Get out of here! 574 00:35:47,216 --> 00:35:49,152 But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor, 575 00:35:49,185 --> 00:35:50,920 and we hope we can still be friends 576 00:35:50,953 --> 00:35:53,056 -who never speak to each other. -Leave. 577 00:35:53,089 --> 00:35:55,624 And have a great life away from us. 578 00:35:59,295 --> 00:36:01,197 ...Mbappé de Platini. 579 00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:02,664 ...Oscar. 580 00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:03,933 O-Oscar? 581 00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:07,103 James, you're never going to win an Oscar. 582 00:36:07,136 --> 00:36:08,237 You're done. 583 00:36:08,271 --> 00:36:09,805 You're fired! 584 00:36:16,979 --> 00:36:19,815 -Goodbye, Ridley. -Goodbye, Max. 585 00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:22,151 -Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. -Bye-bye, Max. 586 00:36:22,185 --> 00:36:25,288 -Hasta la vista, Quentin. -Bye-bye, Max. 587 00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,756 -Goodbye, Stephen. -Tschüss! 588 00:36:27,789 --> 00:36:30,259 -Ciao, Federico. -Bye-bye, Max. 589 00:36:30,293 --> 00:36:31,860 Dick. 590 00:36:31,893 --> 00:36:33,162 Max. 591 00:36:34,663 --> 00:36:38,101 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 592 00:36:38,134 --> 00:36:40,836 Don't worry, boys. 593 00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:43,206 It's just a minor setback. 594 00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:47,742 Bank you. 595 00:36:47,776 --> 00:36:50,179 You're going to be fine, James. 596 00:36:50,213 --> 00:36:52,982 You're going to do great things. 597 00:36:53,015 --> 00:36:55,384 Henry! James! 598 00:36:55,418 --> 00:36:57,186 Bye-bye, Max. 599 00:37:14,437 --> 00:37:16,239 No, no, no. 600 00:37:16,272 --> 00:37:17,406 ¿Por qué? 601 00:37:35,925 --> 00:37:39,761 Ah... 602 00:37:50,406 --> 00:37:52,175 Uh, okay. 603 00:38:10,359 --> 00:38:12,929 Hey, Victor, bood night. 604 00:38:12,962 --> 00:38:14,964 -Bood night, Peter. -Hey, Nick, bood night. 605 00:38:14,997 --> 00:38:16,865 -Ha, bood night, Greg. -Bood night, George. 606 00:38:16,898 --> 00:38:18,201 -Bood night, Stephen. -Bood night, Bruno. 607 00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:19,969 -Bood night, Julian. -Thomas, bood night. 608 00:38:24,173 --> 00:38:26,875 Bood night, James. 609 00:38:43,326 --> 00:38:44,460 Hmm. 610 00:38:44,493 --> 00:38:46,128 Huh? 611 00:38:52,468 --> 00:38:54,237 Eu-Eureka. 612 00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:55,338 Eureka! 613 00:39:02,111 --> 00:39:03,112 Storya. 614 00:39:03,145 --> 00:39:04,480 ...Minions. 615 00:39:06,881 --> 00:39:09,051 Bonanza... 616 00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,858 Glory hallelujah! 617 00:39:16,891 --> 00:39:18,961 Henry, come here, come here! 618 00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:20,829 -Huh? -...storya! 619 00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,897 -Looka, looka! -Huh? 620 00:39:22,932 --> 00:39:24,934 ...movie. 621 00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,535 Un movie de Minions. Con monstras. 622 00:39:26,569 --> 00:39:28,404 Sí, sí, sí! 623 00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:32,275 ¿Qué pasa? 624 00:39:32,308 --> 00:39:33,409 Ah, looka, looka. 625 00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:35,378 James... 626 00:39:35,411 --> 00:39:37,046 ...in la movies. 627 00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:39,582 Movies? 628 00:39:39,615 --> 00:39:41,417 ...James. 629 00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:42,817 Era fantástico. 630 00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,853 Minions don't maka movies. 631 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,289 ...Big Boss! 632 00:39:46,322 --> 00:39:48,391 ...y helpa James. 633 00:39:51,327 --> 00:39:53,362 ...Big Boss! Big Boss! 634 00:39:54,896 --> 00:39:56,465 Oops. 635 00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,900 Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good? 636 00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:00,169 Sí, sí. 637 00:40:00,202 --> 00:40:01,470 ...movies. 638 00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:03,039 ...Boss. 639 00:40:03,072 --> 00:40:04,839 Big Boss! 640 00:40:04,873 --> 00:40:07,043 -Big Boss! Big Boss! -No, b-buddies. 641 00:40:07,076 --> 00:40:08,911 Big Boss! Big Boss! 642 00:40:08,944 --> 00:40:10,379 Big Boss! 643 00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:12,415 Alles gut? 644 00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:21,157 Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! !Vamos! 645 00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:31,434 Ooh, there's romance. 646 00:40:31,467 --> 00:40:34,003 How's that going to end up? 647 00:40:34,036 --> 00:40:36,138 Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary. 648 00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:39,108 -James, I love your movie. -Bank you. 649 00:40:39,141 --> 00:40:42,044 Yes, it's clear this is a real passion project, 650 00:40:42,078 --> 00:40:43,346 and you need to make it, 651 00:40:43,379 --> 00:40:45,214 whatever challenges get in your way. 652 00:40:45,247 --> 00:40:47,049 Sí, sí. 653 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,484 ...advice. 654 00:40:48,517 --> 00:40:49,884 Advice? 655 00:40:49,919 --> 00:40:52,421 -Sí, sí. Bitte. -Uh, well... 656 00:40:52,455 --> 00:40:53,622 where do I start? 657 00:40:53,656 --> 00:40:56,625 I mean, eh, uh, yeah. 658 00:40:56,659 --> 00:40:59,362 Um, you guys have film equipment? 659 00:40:59,395 --> 00:41:01,230 Eh... no. 660 00:41:01,263 --> 00:41:03,332 Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh. 661 00:41:03,366 --> 00:41:04,533 A crew? 662 00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:06,335 Crew. No. 663 00:41:06,369 --> 00:41:08,204 No crew either? Mm. 664 00:41:08,237 --> 00:41:12,174 And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster? 665 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,609 Sí. ...kaiju. 666 00:41:15,177 --> 00:41:18,214 And what are you going to use for your monster? 667 00:41:18,247 --> 00:41:19,982 Ah, uh... 668 00:41:20,015 --> 00:41:22,218 Aha. Okay. 669 00:41:22,251 --> 00:41:23,252 Listen to me carefully. 670 00:41:23,285 --> 00:41:25,254 What I'm going to tell you is 671 00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,523 very, very important. 672 00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:29,091 So, if you want 673 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:32,528 to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie, 674 00:41:32,561 --> 00:41:35,564 you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster. 675 00:41:39,602 --> 00:41:42,104 I can't really help you with that, I'm afraid. 676 00:41:42,138 --> 00:41:44,673 But I can give you this. 677 00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:51,414 Un-un-un cámara. 678 00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:53,682 Max, wirklich? 679 00:41:53,716 --> 00:41:55,951 It was a gift from my father. 680 00:41:55,985 --> 00:41:57,420 My first camera. 681 00:41:58,554 --> 00:42:01,123 I'm passing it on to you now. 682 00:42:01,157 --> 00:42:03,559 I believe in you, James. 683 00:42:03,592 --> 00:42:05,961 I know you'll do great. 684 00:42:05,995 --> 00:42:09,131 And remember, a very cool monster movie 685 00:42:09,165 --> 00:42:11,300 needs a very cool monster. 686 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,736 Max, darling. Come over here. 687 00:42:13,769 --> 00:42:15,938 Good luck, guys. 688 00:42:20,609 --> 00:42:22,578 ...kaiju. 689 00:42:22,611 --> 00:42:24,547 -Uh... -Ed. 690 00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:34,623 Oh... 691 00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:36,559 -Hey, buddies, buddies. -Sí. 692 00:42:36,592 --> 00:42:38,060 Maka la movie! 693 00:42:41,497 --> 00:42:43,199 Ed saved the day! 694 00:42:43,232 --> 00:42:44,767 James is gonna get his monster! 695 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,203 Oh, well, I'm happy you're happy. 696 00:42:48,537 --> 00:42:50,172 Now do you mind if I go on with the story? 697 00:42:50,206 --> 00:42:52,575 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 698 00:42:52,608 --> 00:42:54,376 Yes! Please continue. 699 00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:56,545 What about Dick and the other Minions? 700 00:42:56,579 --> 00:42:58,180 Did they find a new boss? 701 00:42:58,214 --> 00:43:00,749 Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 702 00:43:00,783 --> 00:43:04,186 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission 703 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:07,490 of every Minion ever and find their tribe 704 00:43:07,523 --> 00:43:11,126 the greatest, most evil master to serve. 705 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,462 Big Boss! Big Boss! 706 00:43:13,496 --> 00:43:17,266 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 707 00:43:17,299 --> 00:43:18,767 Attention. 708 00:43:18,801 --> 00:43:21,203 Uh, attention, earthlings. 709 00:43:21,237 --> 00:43:24,039 Cease current activities and listen. 710 00:43:26,475 --> 00:43:28,244 I am Dort, 711 00:43:28,277 --> 00:43:31,113 and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler 712 00:43:31,146 --> 00:43:34,083 to judge this pathetic planet. 713 00:43:35,518 --> 00:43:37,386 Big Boss? 714 00:43:37,419 --> 00:43:41,190 But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants. 715 00:43:41,223 --> 00:43:43,392 Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship. 716 00:43:43,425 --> 00:43:45,294 Do you want to serve Dort? 717 00:43:45,327 --> 00:43:46,762 Okay, let's go home. 718 00:43:46,795 --> 00:43:49,465 You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend. 719 00:43:49,498 --> 00:43:51,166 Oh, yes, and... 720 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,302 Come on, please. 721 00:43:53,335 --> 00:43:54,837 Leave me alone. 722 00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:57,106 Guys, look at this winner. 723 00:43:57,139 --> 00:43:58,374 Ah, thank you. 724 00:43:58,407 --> 00:44:00,109 That's very kind. 725 00:44:00,142 --> 00:44:03,379 Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort 726 00:44:03,412 --> 00:44:05,447 in a potentially dangerous mission? 727 00:44:05,481 --> 00:44:07,683 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit 728 00:44:07,716 --> 00:44:09,218 is talking to us. 729 00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:12,421 Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume. 730 00:44:12,454 --> 00:44:13,289 Um, I mean... 731 00:44:13,322 --> 00:44:15,291 You know, it's dangerous to hang out here 732 00:44:15,324 --> 00:44:16,825 dressed as a tin can. 733 00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:22,164 Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha. 734 00:44:22,197 --> 00:44:26,135 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 735 00:44:27,736 --> 00:44:30,573 I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 736 00:44:30,606 --> 00:44:31,807 Please stop. 737 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,709 Oh, yeah? Or what? 738 00:44:39,481 --> 00:44:40,716 Whoa. 739 00:44:40,749 --> 00:44:42,718 Why, you! 740 00:44:47,389 --> 00:44:49,525 Now you've done it. 741 00:44:49,558 --> 00:44:51,860 Dort was on a simple mission... 742 00:44:53,495 --> 00:44:57,232 ...to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded, 743 00:44:57,266 --> 00:44:59,368 and then you went and got all up 744 00:44:59,401 --> 00:45:01,870 in Dort's facial recognition sensors. 745 00:45:01,905 --> 00:45:03,405 Dort has made his decision 746 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:05,641 regarding the fate of this planet. 747 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:09,311 Dort is going to invade Earth 748 00:45:09,345 --> 00:45:12,748 and enslave humanity! 749 00:45:12,781 --> 00:45:16,251 Hey, hey, scusa, scusa. 750 00:45:16,885 --> 00:45:18,354 Ah, greetings. 751 00:45:18,387 --> 00:45:19,923 I am Dort. 752 00:45:19,956 --> 00:45:21,657 Bello, Dort. Soy Dick. 753 00:45:21,690 --> 00:45:23,626 Salutations, Richard. 754 00:45:23,659 --> 00:45:25,594 Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick. 755 00:45:25,628 --> 00:45:26,862 Mm, okay. 756 00:45:26,895 --> 00:45:31,567 Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission? 757 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,503 -Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! -Sí! 758 00:45:34,536 --> 00:45:37,907 Great! Follow Dort back to Dort's secret lair! 759 00:45:39,842 --> 00:45:41,443 Big Boss! 760 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,413 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 761 00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:48,283 Okay. 762 00:45:49,818 --> 00:45:51,253 -Henry? -Sí, sí. 763 00:45:51,286 --> 00:45:53,322 Ed? ¡Vamos! 764 00:45:55,224 --> 00:45:57,493 Miso soup... 765 00:45:57,526 --> 00:45:59,662 ...yaki onigiri... 766 00:45:59,695 --> 00:46:01,363 ...edamame... 767 00:46:02,999 --> 00:46:04,800 ...daifuku! 768 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,441 Looka! 769 00:46:23,053 --> 00:46:25,287 Le kaiju! 770 00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:31,860 Yes! Yes, I'm free! 771 00:46:31,894 --> 00:46:34,430 F-F-Freedom. 772 00:46:34,463 --> 00:46:35,864 Bah... 773 00:46:35,898 --> 00:46:37,967 -Oh, happy day! -Hmm? 774 00:46:38,001 --> 00:46:42,838 Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out. 775 00:46:42,871 --> 00:46:46,275 I have been trapped in that book forever, and I... 776 00:46:46,308 --> 00:46:47,476 ...monstra. 777 00:46:47,509 --> 00:46:49,278 -I am forever in your debt. -Hmm. 778 00:46:49,311 --> 00:46:50,579 And I just wanted to-- Whoa! 779 00:46:50,612 --> 00:46:51,981 What you doing there, mister? 780 00:46:52,015 --> 00:46:53,582 Whoo. 781 00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:55,417 Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay. 782 00:46:55,451 --> 00:46:57,419 Henry, no, no, no, no. 783 00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:05,894 Oh, no, I feel like I've disappointed you in some way. 784 00:47:05,929 --> 00:47:08,031 I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help? 785 00:47:08,064 --> 00:47:10,265 ...le monstras? 786 00:47:10,299 --> 00:47:13,036 Monsters? You want big, scary monsters? 787 00:47:13,069 --> 00:47:15,871 Sí. Come here, come here. 788 00:47:17,406 --> 00:47:18,942 Que para le movies. 789 00:47:18,975 --> 00:47:20,442 Oh. 790 00:47:20,476 --> 00:47:23,512 You need monsters for your movie. 791 00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:26,381 I know the perfect monsters for you. 792 00:47:26,415 --> 00:47:27,683 I'll take you to 'em. 793 00:47:27,716 --> 00:47:29,818 Uh, uh, bank you! 794 00:47:29,852 --> 00:47:31,453 Oh, by the way, 795 00:47:31,487 --> 00:47:34,356 I'm Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 796 00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:36,725 But my friends just call me Goomi for short. 797 00:47:36,759 --> 00:47:38,293 Oh. Soy James. 798 00:47:38,327 --> 00:47:39,895 Oh, James. 799 00:47:39,929 --> 00:47:41,897 Rolls off the face tendrils. 800 00:47:41,931 --> 00:47:43,398 James. 801 00:47:43,432 --> 00:47:45,367 -...Henry. -Hey, bello. 802 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,336 Henry. Oh, I like it. 803 00:47:47,369 --> 00:47:48,737 It sounds tough and rugged. 804 00:47:48,771 --> 00:47:50,572 It's like, "Oh, look out, here comes 805 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:51,840 Henry!" 806 00:47:51,874 --> 00:47:53,342 ...Ed. 807 00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:55,477 Ed. Enchanté. 808 00:47:56,678 --> 00:47:58,714 Oh, man, it's gonna be so much fun! 809 00:47:58,747 --> 00:47:59,983 Come on, come on! 810 00:48:00,016 --> 00:48:01,918 -Huh? -What a fantastic day! 811 00:48:01,951 --> 00:48:03,685 No. 812 00:48:05,955 --> 00:48:07,556 Wipe your insolent feet 813 00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:11,060 before stepping into the lair of Dort. 814 00:48:13,428 --> 00:48:14,530 Uh... 815 00:48:14,563 --> 00:48:16,598 ...le lair? 816 00:48:16,632 --> 00:48:17,934 Affirmative. 817 00:48:17,967 --> 00:48:19,936 Everyone, file in. 818 00:48:19,969 --> 00:48:21,470 Dort! 819 00:48:21,503 --> 00:48:22,738 Where have you been? 820 00:48:24,107 --> 00:48:25,942 Ah, Mrs. Konikoff. 821 00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:27,543 Yes, so sorry. 822 00:48:27,576 --> 00:48:29,979 Uh, Dort had an important work meeting. 823 00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:32,447 But I come with good news. 824 00:48:32,481 --> 00:48:34,550 Look what I found on my way back. 825 00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:36,685 Those muffins you love. 826 00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:39,521 I only like the blueberry ones! 827 00:48:39,555 --> 00:48:41,456 Yes, you're in luck. 828 00:48:42,058 --> 00:48:45,094 And I can only eat them with a glass of... 829 00:48:45,128 --> 00:48:46,829 Milk? 830 00:48:48,463 --> 00:48:51,867 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 831 00:48:53,136 --> 00:48:55,071 What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 832 00:48:55,104 --> 00:48:57,773 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 833 00:48:57,806 --> 00:48:59,708 Excuse me. Excuse me. 834 00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:00,944 As will her cat. 835 00:49:00,977 --> 00:49:02,979 Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops. 836 00:49:03,012 --> 00:49:07,816 Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate Floyd. 837 00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:10,719 -Uh... -Bello, Floyd. 838 00:49:10,752 --> 00:49:12,788 Hey. Sup? 839 00:49:12,821 --> 00:49:14,857 Mm, hey, Dort... 840 00:49:14,890 --> 00:49:18,061 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion. 841 00:49:18,094 --> 00:49:20,163 This is definitely a lair. 842 00:49:20,196 --> 00:49:21,931 No, looka. 843 00:49:21,965 --> 00:49:23,866 Bink. 844 00:49:23,899 --> 00:49:25,400 Bed. 845 00:49:26,501 --> 00:49:28,004 Boyd. 846 00:49:28,037 --> 00:49:30,739 No, no. Floyd. 847 00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:33,176 Yeah, sí, Floyd. 848 00:49:34,743 --> 00:49:36,612 You foolish, naive Minion. 849 00:49:36,645 --> 00:49:38,447 You are actually standing in 850 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,415 a very futuristic alien spaceship 851 00:49:40,449 --> 00:49:42,885 made to look like a dingy apartment. 852 00:49:42,919 --> 00:49:43,752 Very realistic, isn't it? 853 00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:46,588 Even the weird smell. That's all fake. 854 00:49:46,622 --> 00:49:48,091 Impressive, I know. 855 00:49:51,493 --> 00:49:53,795 Huh? But, but... 856 00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:54,863 But nothing! 857 00:49:54,897 --> 00:49:57,633 No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters 858 00:49:57,666 --> 00:50:00,970 to, uh, report back to his home planet. 859 00:50:01,004 --> 00:50:03,139 Engaging in slamming mode! 860 00:50:04,673 --> 00:50:06,441 Wow. 861 00:50:06,475 --> 00:50:08,443 Oh, Dort is so cool! 862 00:50:10,179 --> 00:50:12,447 Okay, okay. Calma, calma. 863 00:50:12,481 --> 00:50:14,017 Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. 864 00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:15,550 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 865 00:50:15,584 --> 00:50:17,153 Wobble, wobble. 866 00:50:17,186 --> 00:50:19,821 Fellas. 867 00:50:21,024 --> 00:50:22,524 Wobble, wobble? 868 00:50:26,595 --> 00:50:29,933 Wow, you're really into your art, James. 869 00:50:29,966 --> 00:50:31,200 You're so passionate. 870 00:50:31,234 --> 00:50:32,601 I think you're a genius. 871 00:50:32,634 --> 00:50:34,137 Oh, bank you. 872 00:50:35,704 --> 00:50:37,439 Huh? 873 00:50:38,674 --> 00:50:41,077 Ah. 874 00:50:41,110 --> 00:50:43,980 Hey! Bello! Aw. 875 00:50:52,654 --> 00:50:54,690 Ah la. 876 00:50:54,723 --> 00:50:58,460 No, no, no, no, no, no. 877 00:50:59,929 --> 00:51:01,697 Eh? 878 00:51:03,933 --> 00:51:06,668 Ah, phew. 879 00:51:27,556 --> 00:51:28,958 Whoopsie. 880 00:51:28,992 --> 00:51:30,692 Uh... Oh, oh, look! 881 00:51:30,726 --> 00:51:34,130 There it is, our destination! 882 00:51:35,697 --> 00:51:36,966 ¡Vamos! 883 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,102 Let's go, fellas. 884 00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:42,604 Uh, sí, sí. 885 00:51:49,811 --> 00:51:51,080 ...Dort. 886 00:51:51,114 --> 00:51:52,081 Huh? 887 00:51:54,917 --> 00:51:57,987 Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd. 888 00:51:58,021 --> 00:52:00,089 Dort has finally received his orders 889 00:52:00,123 --> 00:52:02,125 from the Supreme High Ruler. 890 00:52:02,158 --> 00:52:06,595 It is time to officially invade Earth! 891 00:52:09,898 --> 00:52:13,302 Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort! 892 00:52:13,336 --> 00:52:15,138 Dort! Dort! 893 00:52:15,171 --> 00:52:19,308 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 894 00:52:19,342 --> 00:52:21,277 Dort! Dort! 895 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:26,249 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 896 00:52:26,282 --> 00:52:27,783 Dort! 897 00:52:27,816 --> 00:52:30,219 What did I say about the noise?! 898 00:52:30,253 --> 00:52:32,155 Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry. 899 00:52:32,188 --> 00:52:33,622 My apologies. 900 00:52:33,655 --> 00:52:36,059 With me. Dort. Dort. 901 00:52:36,092 --> 00:52:40,096 Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort. 902 00:52:58,747 --> 00:53:00,950 Attention, people of Earth! 903 00:53:00,983 --> 00:53:04,820 Dort is officially claiming your planet! 904 00:53:06,755 --> 00:53:09,658 Yeah! 905 00:53:14,097 --> 00:53:17,300 Oh. Well, hello there, little fella. 906 00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:19,835 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 907 00:53:19,868 --> 00:53:21,137 Hey. 908 00:53:21,170 --> 00:53:23,638 Please stop your shovel attack. 909 00:53:23,672 --> 00:53:26,142 Cease immediately, 910 00:53:26,175 --> 00:53:28,311 or you will pay the price. 911 00:53:28,344 --> 00:53:30,246 Looka, looka, buddies. 912 00:53:31,847 --> 00:53:35,151 Let's see how you fare against a similar attack, 913 00:53:35,184 --> 00:53:36,419 tiny insurgent. 914 00:53:36,452 --> 00:53:38,988 Hey, y-you in the robot suit. 915 00:53:39,021 --> 00:53:40,856 No, no, no, you can't kick that kid. 916 00:53:40,889 --> 00:53:43,359 But he must be taught a lesson. 917 00:53:43,392 --> 00:53:45,995 And also, he started it. 918 00:53:46,028 --> 00:53:49,332 You are not from around these parts, are you? 919 00:53:49,365 --> 00:53:50,765 Well, no. 920 00:53:50,799 --> 00:53:52,734 I originate from the planet Metlar. 921 00:53:52,767 --> 00:53:55,737 -Hmm? -Near the G45T system? 922 00:53:55,770 --> 00:53:57,974 Right. I don't know where that is. 923 00:53:58,007 --> 00:54:00,409 But I'm from a small town in Minnesota myself, 924 00:54:00,443 --> 00:54:01,944 so I understand the feeling 925 00:54:01,978 --> 00:54:03,946 of being a stranger in the big city. 926 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:08,384 So, what you're saying is I am now free to kick him. 927 00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:12,989 No, you can't. 928 00:54:13,022 --> 00:54:15,057 Well, I should get a move on. 929 00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,126 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women's rights. 930 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,029 Do you believe women and men are equal? 931 00:54:20,062 --> 00:54:22,331 -Why, yes, of course. -Oh, good. 932 00:54:22,365 --> 00:54:25,767 In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 933 00:54:28,204 --> 00:54:29,871 You're so funny and cute. 934 00:54:29,906 --> 00:54:31,908 Oh, I-I mean what you said. 935 00:54:31,941 --> 00:54:33,442 What you said is cute. 936 00:54:33,476 --> 00:54:34,843 Uh, pardon? 937 00:54:34,876 --> 00:54:36,946 Come on, Debbie, we're gonna be late. 938 00:54:36,979 --> 00:54:38,813 Did you say Dort was... 939 00:54:38,847 --> 00:54:40,183 Give women the vote! 940 00:54:40,216 --> 00:54:41,850 Give women the vote! 941 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,719 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 942 00:54:44,753 --> 00:54:47,056 Bye! Don't kick children! 943 00:54:47,089 --> 00:54:49,492 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 944 00:54:49,525 --> 00:54:52,195 -Huh. -Uh, Boss? 945 00:54:52,228 --> 00:54:54,829 Minions, Dort is, uh, uh, 946 00:54:54,863 --> 00:54:57,400 slightly postponing Earth's invasion. 947 00:54:57,433 --> 00:54:59,335 Huh? 948 00:54:59,368 --> 00:55:01,736 You heard me. Follow Dort! 949 00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:03,206 Give women the vote! 950 00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,739 Give women the vote! 951 00:55:04,773 --> 00:55:06,808 -Give women the vote! -Uh. 952 00:55:08,411 --> 00:55:09,946 Uh, buddies? 953 00:55:09,979 --> 00:55:11,247 Bive women da bove! 954 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,351 Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove! 955 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,523 Come on! Come on, come on! 956 00:55:20,556 --> 00:55:22,925 James, you okay down there? 957 00:55:24,093 --> 00:55:26,095 The entrance is straight ahead. 958 00:55:31,866 --> 00:55:32,935 Patagonia! 959 00:55:41,410 --> 00:55:44,947 I can't wait for you to meet my friends! 960 00:55:44,981 --> 00:55:46,881 Watch your step! 961 00:55:51,554 --> 00:55:53,822 And here we are. 962 00:55:55,424 --> 00:55:56,993 You're gonna love these gents. 963 00:55:57,026 --> 00:55:58,261 We get them, and then we go to... 964 00:55:58,294 --> 00:56:00,862 -Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. -Uh, Hollywood. 965 00:56:00,895 --> 00:56:02,932 Yeah, sure-- to make your movie. 966 00:56:02,965 --> 00:56:05,968 Whoa. 967 00:56:06,002 --> 00:56:08,037 There they are! 968 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:10,139 Howard and Phillips. 969 00:56:10,172 --> 00:56:12,341 Goomi, magnífico. 970 00:56:12,375 --> 00:56:13,542 Right? 971 00:56:13,576 --> 00:56:15,411 Ed, cinema. Cinema. 972 00:56:17,313 --> 00:56:19,915 Don't be scared though. They're such good guys. 973 00:56:19,949 --> 00:56:22,318 Just try not to look too delicious. 974 00:56:22,351 --> 00:56:23,319 Huh?! 975 00:56:23,352 --> 00:56:25,554 Hmm. 976 00:56:46,475 --> 00:56:48,344 Mega kaiju! 977 00:56:48,377 --> 00:56:50,479 Behold! 978 00:56:56,652 --> 00:56:59,088 Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak. 979 00:56:59,121 --> 00:57:02,024 All right, where were we? 980 00:57:02,058 --> 00:57:04,293 Howard and Phillips destroy world! 981 00:57:04,327 --> 00:57:05,161 Yeah! 982 00:57:05,194 --> 00:57:07,430 But wait, I'm sorry. Quick question. 983 00:57:07,463 --> 00:57:09,532 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 984 00:57:09,565 --> 00:57:11,033 Is that okay? 985 00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:13,936 Guys, guys. 986 00:57:13,969 --> 00:57:16,939 We are not going to destroy the world 987 00:57:16,972 --> 00:57:18,974 nor eat anyone in this room. 988 00:57:19,008 --> 00:57:20,476 Are we clear? 989 00:57:20,509 --> 00:57:21,977 -Huh? -Not really. 990 00:57:22,011 --> 00:57:24,547 Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing. 991 00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:27,149 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 992 00:57:27,183 --> 00:57:29,485 No, all that stuff is over. 993 00:57:29,518 --> 00:57:31,253 We are no longer evil. 994 00:57:31,287 --> 00:57:34,090 We work in the motion picture industry. 995 00:57:34,123 --> 00:57:35,491 See? 996 00:57:35,524 --> 00:57:37,193 No worldwide destruction. 997 00:57:37,226 --> 00:57:39,562 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 998 00:57:39,595 --> 00:57:44,166 We're just gonna help James here make his dreams come true. 999 00:57:45,267 --> 00:57:47,069 Huh? 1000 00:57:48,604 --> 00:57:50,172 Oh! 1001 00:57:50,206 --> 00:57:52,441 Okay. 1002 00:57:52,475 --> 00:57:54,110 Wink, wink. 1003 00:57:54,143 --> 00:57:56,278 Got it. All right, we're in. 1004 00:57:57,313 --> 00:57:59,148 They're in! 1005 00:57:59,181 --> 00:58:01,050 Come on, let's go to Hollywood! 1006 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,985 Sí. Woot, woot! 1007 00:58:03,018 --> 00:58:05,187 Huh? Oh, no, no, no! 1008 00:58:05,221 --> 00:58:06,522 James, James. 1009 00:58:06,555 --> 00:58:08,991 ...loco. Le monstra bada. 1010 00:58:09,024 --> 00:58:11,193 Henry... Stoppa, okay? 1011 00:58:11,227 --> 00:58:13,529 Stoppa. 1012 00:58:13,562 --> 00:58:16,165 C'est me movie, okay? Me movie! 1013 00:58:17,299 --> 00:58:20,569 Howard having super weird day. 1014 00:58:20,603 --> 00:58:23,139 Uh... 1015 00:58:24,206 --> 00:58:26,542 Faster! 1016 00:58:26,575 --> 00:58:28,611 Faster! 1017 00:58:28,644 --> 00:58:30,579 Ah. Gooda, gooda. 1018 00:58:30,613 --> 00:58:32,181 Hey, Henry! 1019 00:59:12,655 --> 00:59:14,957 Mm! 1020 00:59:16,225 --> 00:59:17,393 Ah! 1021 00:59:25,768 --> 00:59:28,070 Mm-hmm. 1022 01:00:03,672 --> 01:00:06,742 Ooh, is this where you make movies? 1023 01:00:06,775 --> 01:00:09,278 Sí. 1024 01:00:10,212 --> 01:00:11,647 Fantastic. 1025 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,716 You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens. 1026 01:00:13,749 --> 01:00:15,384 Come here! 1027 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:16,352 Come here! 1028 01:00:24,493 --> 01:00:28,097 Holy! Wow, would you look at this! 1029 01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,334 Uh, uh. 1030 01:00:36,872 --> 01:00:38,641 -Uh... -Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look. 1031 01:00:38,674 --> 01:00:40,276 -This is great. -Huh? 1032 01:00:40,309 --> 01:00:41,277 Sí. 1033 01:00:43,812 --> 01:00:46,148 El a destructo la terra! 1034 01:00:46,181 --> 01:00:47,683 C'est besta storya. 1035 01:00:47,716 --> 01:00:50,853 Oh, James, you've painted such a wonderful picture 1036 01:00:50,886 --> 01:00:53,088 with your beautiful gibberish. 1037 01:00:53,122 --> 01:00:55,691 Your movie is gonna be fantastic. 1038 01:00:55,724 --> 01:00:56,825 Isn't it, guys? 1039 01:00:56,859 --> 01:00:59,828 Who cares about the movie? 1040 01:00:59,862 --> 01:01:04,199 I just want to eat people and chase people and-and... 1041 01:01:04,233 --> 01:01:05,834 Smoosh people with feet! 1042 01:01:05,868 --> 01:01:07,836 Exactly. Smoosh. 1043 01:01:07,870 --> 01:01:09,171 Howard gets it. 1044 01:01:09,204 --> 01:01:11,106 Huh? 1045 01:01:13,342 --> 01:01:14,710 Okay, just a little moment, please. 1046 01:01:15,878 --> 01:01:17,846 Uh, you and you, a word? 1047 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,782 We'll be right back. 1048 01:01:19,815 --> 01:01:22,418 Oh. Okay. 1049 01:01:26,221 --> 01:01:28,290 Uh. Eh. 1050 01:01:34,897 --> 01:01:37,299 Goomi, what are we doing here? 1051 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,168 Back in the good old days, you were all about 1052 01:01:39,201 --> 01:01:40,436 going from planet to planet, 1053 01:01:40,469 --> 01:01:42,738 obliterating everything in sight. 1054 01:01:42,771 --> 01:01:45,207 Now you want to make movies? 1055 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,442 You've changed, man. 1056 01:01:46,475 --> 01:01:48,544 -Howard agree! -Guys, guys, guys. 1057 01:01:48,577 --> 01:01:49,745 Where's the trust? 1058 01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:52,381 Of course we're gonna destroy everything. 1059 01:01:52,414 --> 01:01:54,216 When those cameras start rolling, 1060 01:01:54,249 --> 01:01:56,885 we're going to conjure Irene. 1061 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,754 -Irene?! -Irene?! Really? 1062 01:01:58,787 --> 01:02:02,358 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 1063 01:02:02,391 --> 01:02:03,726 We're gonna have our revenge, 1064 01:02:03,759 --> 01:02:07,229 but we're gonna destroy everything on the planet. 1065 01:02:07,262 --> 01:02:09,698 Destroy! 1066 01:02:09,732 --> 01:02:12,601 -Howard, stop! -Huh? 1067 01:02:13,937 --> 01:02:16,505 Uh... destroy? 1068 01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:19,208 Oh, hey, Henry, buddy. 1069 01:02:20,509 --> 01:02:22,378 James! 1070 01:02:22,411 --> 01:02:24,948 Get him! 1071 01:02:31,286 --> 01:02:33,455 Uh... 1072 01:02:33,489 --> 01:02:35,224 Ooh! 1073 01:02:43,799 --> 01:02:45,901 Ow! 1074 01:02:49,304 --> 01:02:51,306 Hmm. 1075 01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:52,942 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1076 01:02:54,911 --> 01:02:56,478 Hey! 1077 01:02:57,981 --> 01:03:00,315 Eh, en garde! 1078 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:04,687 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1079 01:03:07,756 --> 01:03:09,258 Aha! 1080 01:03:16,632 --> 01:03:17,666 James! 1081 01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,269 Huh? Henry? 1082 01:03:20,302 --> 01:03:21,437 Henry?! 1083 01:03:21,470 --> 01:03:23,338 Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick. 1084 01:03:23,372 --> 01:03:25,407 Henry? 1085 01:03:25,441 --> 01:03:28,343 Oh, hi, James. Mm, no. 1086 01:03:28,377 --> 01:03:29,578 There's no Henry here. 1087 01:03:29,611 --> 01:03:32,314 Uh, just us monsters, you know, 1088 01:03:32,347 --> 01:03:33,882 talking about, uh... 1089 01:03:33,917 --> 01:03:39,254 uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie. 1090 01:03:41,824 --> 01:03:43,726 This is Irene. 1091 01:03:43,759 --> 01:03:44,827 Oh. 1092 01:03:44,860 --> 01:03:49,832 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 1093 01:03:49,865 --> 01:03:51,734 The coolest monster ever, 1094 01:03:51,767 --> 01:03:55,270 unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. 1095 01:03:55,304 --> 01:03:56,605 Oh, I promise you, James, 1096 01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:58,975 you've never seen a monster like her. 1097 01:03:59,008 --> 01:04:01,810 Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos! 1098 01:04:25,001 --> 01:04:28,370 Hey, Ed, maka le movie. 1099 01:04:28,403 --> 01:04:30,039 Okay. 1100 01:04:30,073 --> 01:04:31,840 The big day has arrived. 1101 01:04:31,874 --> 01:04:33,509 And I have good news. 1102 01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:35,544 Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat... 1103 01:04:35,577 --> 01:04:37,412 -Henry? -Yeah, yeah, Henry. 1104 01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:39,748 And he said he's sorry for being such a doink, 1105 01:04:39,782 --> 01:04:42,718 and also that the scene we're about to do, you know, 1106 01:04:42,751 --> 01:04:45,521 when Irene arrives, he thinks it's missing something. 1107 01:04:45,554 --> 01:04:48,457 -Huh? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 1108 01:04:48,490 --> 01:04:50,659 But Henry had a solution. 1109 01:04:50,692 --> 01:04:52,962 What if, when the monster first comes out, 1110 01:04:52,996 --> 01:04:54,663 she eats a victim 1111 01:04:54,696 --> 01:04:56,933 to let the audience know that she means business. 1112 01:04:56,966 --> 01:05:00,369 And better yet, Henry has volunteered 1113 01:05:00,402 --> 01:05:04,473 to play the part of the first sacrifice! 1114 01:05:06,575 --> 01:05:08,544 Henry! Bank you! 1115 01:05:08,577 --> 01:05:10,412 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 1116 01:05:10,445 --> 01:05:12,447 Oh, man, he seems excited, huh? 1117 01:05:12,481 --> 01:05:14,783 -He's really getting into the part. -Aw. 1118 01:05:14,817 --> 01:05:16,852 Well, James. 1119 01:05:16,885 --> 01:05:18,554 Jim. Jimmy. 1120 01:05:18,587 --> 01:05:19,923 Jimothy. 1121 01:05:19,956 --> 01:05:23,792 Are you ready to start making your first movie? 1122 01:05:23,826 --> 01:05:25,028 Sí, sí. 1123 01:05:25,061 --> 01:05:28,363 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 1124 01:05:28,397 --> 01:05:29,565 Th-This is your project. 1125 01:05:29,598 --> 01:05:30,899 I don't want to step on any toes. 1126 01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:33,502 No problemo. Lumiosa! 1127 01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:35,537 Sonos! 1128 01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:38,440 Y smoka! 1129 01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:40,642 Minions y Monstras. 1130 01:05:40,676 --> 01:05:41,911 Uno! 1131 01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:50,385 The end is finally here. 1132 01:05:50,419 --> 01:05:53,455 Earth is living its last moments. 1133 01:05:53,488 --> 01:05:55,858 The monsters are back 1134 01:05:55,891 --> 01:05:58,527 with a vengeance! 1135 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:04,466 The time for Irene has come again! 1136 01:06:04,499 --> 01:06:06,002 Rahlia! 1137 01:06:06,035 --> 01:06:08,570 Yogsogoth! 1138 01:06:09,239 --> 01:06:11,140 Flitahgen! 1139 01:06:11,174 --> 01:06:13,910 Carbonica! 1140 01:06:13,943 --> 01:06:17,512 Alea Iacta Est! 1141 01:06:18,047 --> 01:06:21,884 Mercurio Sulubidis! 1142 01:06:23,619 --> 01:06:27,924 Cardamen Macchiato! 1143 01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:45,041 Welcome, the all-consuming, 1144 01:06:45,074 --> 01:06:48,011 all-powerful Irene! 1145 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,919 Irene! 1146 01:06:57,552 --> 01:07:00,089 Wow, you're so beautiful! 1147 01:07:00,123 --> 01:07:03,192 So big, so orange, so... 1148 01:07:03,226 --> 01:07:06,795 G-G-Gooey! 1149 01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,065 Now feed, Irene! 1150 01:07:09,098 --> 01:07:12,101 Feast on our modest offering 1151 01:07:12,135 --> 01:07:14,903 and go forth into the world! 1152 01:07:22,778 --> 01:07:24,948 C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry! 1153 01:07:48,137 --> 01:07:49,973 James! Helpa me! 1154 01:07:50,006 --> 01:07:51,640 Huh? Helpa? 1155 01:07:51,673 --> 01:07:53,209 But por qué helpa? 1156 01:07:57,914 --> 01:07:59,881 James! 1157 01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:01,184 Uh, no, no! 1158 01:08:01,217 --> 01:08:02,617 Stoppa! 1159 01:08:02,651 --> 01:08:04,220 Irene, stoppa! 1160 01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,588 Bitte, bitte, stoppa! 1161 01:08:06,621 --> 01:08:09,092 Stop? I'm not gonna stop. 1162 01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:11,727 I've been waiting for this moment for eons. 1163 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,731 Irene is going to devour everything and everyone. 1164 01:08:15,764 --> 01:08:17,266 No! 1165 01:08:21,104 --> 01:08:23,505 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1166 01:08:26,209 --> 01:08:28,777 Henry! Oh, oh, no! 1167 01:08:57,073 --> 01:08:58,673 Henry! Uh... 1168 01:09:08,251 --> 01:09:09,919 That was super fun. 1169 01:09:09,952 --> 01:09:12,754 What a perfect day this has been. 1170 01:09:12,788 --> 01:09:14,157 Thank you so much. 1171 01:09:14,190 --> 01:09:16,192 Oh. Oh, no. 1172 01:09:16,225 --> 01:09:18,693 No, no. No. Thank you. 1173 01:09:18,727 --> 01:09:20,762 I really like you, Dort. You're... 1174 01:09:20,796 --> 01:09:23,299 you're not like the other men that I know. 1175 01:09:23,332 --> 01:09:27,203 Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings 1176 01:09:27,236 --> 01:09:29,372 to avoid appearing vulnerable? 1177 01:09:29,405 --> 01:09:32,308 Well, yes, but more like, with you... 1178 01:09:32,341 --> 01:09:36,012 well, I-I feel respected and listened to. 1179 01:09:36,045 --> 01:09:38,647 Aw, Debbie. 1180 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,582 Dort. 1181 01:10:00,735 --> 01:10:02,305 C'est la Henry! 1182 01:10:02,338 --> 01:10:04,307 Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju! 1183 01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:05,374 Help buddy, buddy. 1184 01:10:05,408 --> 01:10:07,376 -Huh? -Oh, my heavens! 1185 01:10:07,410 --> 01:10:08,945 Look at that thing! 1186 01:10:08,978 --> 01:10:11,380 Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend. 1187 01:10:11,414 --> 01:10:14,117 Go! Get him, baby! 1188 01:10:14,150 --> 01:10:15,784 Um, yes, yes. 1189 01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:18,753 But that thing i-is huge! 1190 01:10:18,787 --> 01:10:21,390 Uh, I, um... 1191 01:10:21,424 --> 01:10:22,824 Okay. 1192 01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:26,695 -Dort? -Dort? 1193 01:10:30,199 --> 01:10:32,401 Dort! 1194 01:10:32,435 --> 01:10:33,802 -Uh, uh... -Hmm? 1195 01:10:33,835 --> 01:10:35,404 -Buddies. -...Dort. 1196 01:10:35,438 --> 01:10:37,006 Y tú. Helpa Henry! 1197 01:10:37,039 --> 01:10:38,274 Huh? Helpa Henry? 1198 01:10:38,307 --> 01:10:40,709 Sí, helpa Henry! 1199 01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:42,011 Buddies! 1200 01:10:42,044 --> 01:10:45,114 Helpa Henry! 1201 01:11:08,371 --> 01:11:11,806 On my command, prepare to fire! 1202 01:11:14,143 --> 01:11:15,111 And, uh... 1203 01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,951 Fall back! Fall back! 1204 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,088 Huh? 1205 01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:36,065 -Uh. -Ooh. Uh. 1206 01:11:36,098 --> 01:11:39,135 Uh, uh, uh, uh... 1207 01:11:39,168 --> 01:11:40,970 Hmph. 1208 01:11:41,470 --> 01:11:42,804 Meow. 1209 01:11:50,812 --> 01:11:52,381 Wait, wait, wait! Slow down! 1210 01:11:52,415 --> 01:11:54,350 Dort! 1211 01:11:55,117 --> 01:11:57,353 Where are we going? 1212 01:11:59,088 --> 01:12:01,290 Dort! 1213 01:12:01,324 --> 01:12:02,525 Opena! 1214 01:12:05,394 --> 01:12:06,529 Huh? 1215 01:12:18,407 --> 01:12:19,976 Phew. 1216 01:12:20,009 --> 01:12:21,277 -Hey, what are you doing? -Ouch! Ouch! 1217 01:12:21,310 --> 01:12:23,379 -Get out of here, you weirdo. -Ouch! 1218 01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:34,957 Henry. 1219 01:12:34,991 --> 01:12:36,525 So I guess this is the end. 1220 01:12:36,559 --> 01:12:38,893 Irene, finish him! 1221 01:12:38,928 --> 01:12:40,563 Huh? 1222 01:12:43,199 --> 01:12:45,234 Oh! 1223 01:12:46,901 --> 01:12:49,171 No, no, no, no, no! 1224 01:12:56,445 --> 01:12:57,846 Henry! 1225 01:13:07,223 --> 01:13:09,824 Huh? 1226 01:13:23,906 --> 01:13:25,574 Ah, no! 1227 01:13:36,452 --> 01:13:39,121 Ah... 1228 01:13:44,427 --> 01:13:46,329 Ah... 1229 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:52,935 Huh? Henry! 1230 01:13:52,968 --> 01:13:54,203 James! 1231 01:13:54,236 --> 01:13:55,604 Toot, toot! 1232 01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,009 -Minions! -Huh? 1233 01:14:00,042 --> 01:14:01,977 What? 1234 01:14:04,246 --> 01:14:06,482 Mm, piñata! 1235 01:14:09,352 --> 01:14:10,386 Huh? 1236 01:14:20,162 --> 01:14:21,564 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 1237 01:14:21,597 --> 01:14:22,631 Click! Click! Click? 1238 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:25,534 Yah! Yah! 1239 01:14:37,313 --> 01:14:38,447 Ow! 1240 01:14:41,517 --> 01:14:44,286 Bazooka! 1241 01:15:02,972 --> 01:15:04,540 James! 1242 01:15:04,573 --> 01:15:06,642 Looka, looka! 1243 01:15:06,675 --> 01:15:08,644 Go, go, go! 1244 01:15:25,594 --> 01:15:27,163 Oh...! 1245 01:15:38,441 --> 01:15:41,177 Good game, fellas, but it's over. 1246 01:15:41,210 --> 01:15:43,979 Irene, take 'em all down! 1247 01:15:52,421 --> 01:15:53,989 Uh, James. 1248 01:16:01,497 --> 01:16:03,365 Huh? 1249 01:16:03,399 --> 01:16:06,101 Ah, ah, what's happening? Who dares? 1250 01:16:09,772 --> 01:16:12,208 I am Dort! 1251 01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:15,077 Bravo! 1252 01:16:15,110 --> 01:16:18,547 Call off your attack, or else. 1253 01:16:18,581 --> 01:16:21,116 Oh, yeah? Or else, what? 1254 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:23,018 We've got Irene! 1255 01:16:23,052 --> 01:16:24,420 Agreed. 1256 01:16:24,453 --> 01:16:27,423 But I've got... 1257 01:16:27,456 --> 01:16:30,159 Minions! 1258 01:16:31,627 --> 01:16:33,229 Piñata! 1259 01:17:05,528 --> 01:17:06,829 Uh, no. 1260 01:17:16,438 --> 01:17:17,273 Ah... 1261 01:17:17,306 --> 01:17:18,541 Kanpai! 1262 01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:24,179 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 1263 01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:50,372 Irene! 1264 01:17:51,273 --> 01:17:52,608 Hey, Goomi! 1265 01:17:52,641 --> 01:17:53,742 Huh? 1266 01:17:57,713 --> 01:17:59,315 -Huh? -Oh, no. 1267 01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:01,150 No, no. No, no, no, no. 1268 01:18:01,183 --> 01:18:02,184 No, no, no, no! 1269 01:18:02,217 --> 01:18:04,486 Undo la spella. 1270 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,889 Command-Zed! 1271 01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:08,557 Run for it, boys! 1272 01:18:08,591 --> 01:18:10,593 Undo! 1273 01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:18,133 Command-Zed! 1274 01:18:18,167 --> 01:18:21,470 Don't you dare lock me in there again, or I'm gonna... 1275 01:18:27,876 --> 01:18:29,578 Dick! 1276 01:18:29,612 --> 01:18:30,713 Tú le besta. 1277 01:18:30,746 --> 01:18:32,414 No, Greg. Tú le besta. 1278 01:18:32,448 --> 01:18:34,617 Ah. Oh! 1279 01:18:36,785 --> 01:18:37,853 Oh. 1280 01:18:39,788 --> 01:18:42,257 Dort! Dort! 1281 01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,394 Oh, Debbie! 1282 01:18:46,428 --> 01:18:47,696 Yes, indeed. 1283 01:18:47,730 --> 01:18:51,266 The day and Earth itself was saved. 1284 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,868 All was right in the world. 1285 01:18:53,970 --> 01:18:55,604 And get this. 1286 01:18:55,638 --> 01:18:58,273 Ed had never stopped filming. 1287 01:19:06,148 --> 01:19:09,451 And so, after months of hard work, 1288 01:19:09,485 --> 01:19:12,254 and with the help of all of his buddies, 1289 01:19:12,287 --> 01:19:14,924 James had made his dream come true. 1290 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:17,961 He had done it. 1291 01:19:17,994 --> 01:19:21,230 He had finally made his movie. 1292 01:19:27,903 --> 01:19:29,605 And let me tell you, 1293 01:19:29,638 --> 01:19:33,542 watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 1294 01:19:33,575 --> 01:19:37,446 there was truly nothing better. 1295 01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:39,748 James! James! 1296 01:19:39,782 --> 01:19:40,950 James! James! 1297 01:19:40,984 --> 01:19:44,887 James! James! James! James! James! 1298 01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:50,626 Bank you. Bank you a tutti. 1299 01:19:50,659 --> 01:19:52,162 Bank you. 1300 01:19:52,861 --> 01:19:54,563 Bank you. 1301 01:19:54,596 --> 01:19:56,365 Bravo! 1302 01:19:56,398 --> 01:19:58,734 I'm so proud of you, James! 1303 01:19:58,767 --> 01:19:59,936 Oh, xiè xie. 1304 01:19:59,969 --> 01:20:01,470 Fantastic work, Minions. 1305 01:20:01,503 --> 01:20:03,872 That was incredible. 1306 01:20:03,907 --> 01:20:05,975 Fun for the whole family. 1307 01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:13,215 And the evening just kept getting better and better. 1308 01:20:13,882 --> 01:20:15,551 Uh... 1309 01:20:17,686 --> 01:20:19,822 Uh. 1310 01:20:19,855 --> 01:20:22,324 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1311 01:20:22,357 --> 01:20:24,259 Bank you, Henry. 1312 01:20:29,898 --> 01:20:32,701 Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment 1313 01:20:32,735 --> 01:20:35,637 that none of them would ever forget. 1314 01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:38,041 They had done it. 1315 01:20:38,074 --> 01:20:42,611 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 1316 01:20:42,644 --> 01:20:44,914 And even though it took a long time 1317 01:20:44,948 --> 01:20:49,284 and it wasn't always easy, they came out on top. 1318 01:20:49,318 --> 01:20:50,886 As a group. 1319 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,654 As a tribe. 1320 01:20:52,688 --> 01:20:54,490 As friends. 1321 01:20:54,523 --> 01:20:56,725 Aw! 1322 01:20:57,392 --> 01:20:58,794 Cut! 1323 01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:01,030 The movie is finito! Bank you, toda! 1324 01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:02,798 Bank you! 1325 01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:06,635 Hey, hey. 1326 01:21:06,668 --> 01:21:08,771 -Bank you! -Way to go, Minions. 1327 01:21:08,804 --> 01:21:11,340 Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! !Cuidado! 1328 01:21:12,541 --> 01:21:15,377 Hey! 1329 01:21:22,684 --> 01:21:23,852 Thank you. 1330 01:21:23,886 --> 01:21:25,521 Whoo! 1331 01:21:27,389 --> 01:21:29,324 -Hey. -Come here, come here. 1332 01:21:33,762 --> 01:21:35,031 Bank you, Floyd! 1333 01:21:36,899 --> 01:21:37,967 Aw. 1334 01:21:39,568 --> 01:21:42,337 Eh, James, tapioca? 1335 01:21:42,371 --> 01:21:45,041 -Tapioca. -Credits! 1336 01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:06,361 Ooh. 1337 01:22:06,395 --> 01:22:08,630 Eh. 1338 01:22:08,664 --> 01:22:10,967 Hey, hey, Mini Boss. 1339 01:22:41,164 --> 01:22:42,999 Whoa! 1340 01:22:43,032 --> 01:22:44,566 Bello? 1341 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,501 Stuart, helpa con la booka. 1342 01:22:46,535 --> 01:22:48,904 Uh... 1343 01:22:54,776 --> 01:22:56,879 Ah, uh, uh... 1344 01:22:58,647 --> 01:22:59,983 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 1345 01:23:00,016 --> 01:23:02,451 Stop! Hey, stop it! 1346 01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:14,696 Eh? 1347 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,502 Uh... 1348 01:23:20,535 --> 01:23:22,939 Ah. 1349 01:23:42,959 --> 01:23:44,493 Ooh, looka, looka! 1350 01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:54,170 Come here, come here! 1351 01:24:08,784 --> 01:24:11,553 ...Kitty Gru! 1352 01:24:12,521 --> 01:24:13,789 Rawr. 1353 01:24:16,025 --> 01:24:19,162 ...Sheepy Gru! 1354 01:24:19,195 --> 01:24:20,263 Baa... 1355 01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:22,966 Ooh, ooh. 1356 01:24:22,999 --> 01:24:25,634 ...Penguin Gru! 1357 01:24:28,737 --> 01:24:31,274 ...Piggy Gru! 86050

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