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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,587 一会到他们家 2 00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:08,611 别一直坐着不走 3 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,047 你往前上上 4 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:10,891 看你半天了 5 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:11,790 你往 前上上 三 6 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:13,684 你说哈 7 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,026 我说一会到他们家 8 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,085 别一直坐着不走 9 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,429 你妈带孩子我不放心 10 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:19,725 哈 11 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:24,938 那有个车位 12 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:25,234 快快快 媳妇儿 13 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,431 下边占着点 14 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:34,575 抱紧点 15 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,373 什么 16 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:37,614 我爱你 17 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,715 听不见你再说一遍 18 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:40,821 如果你也爱我 19 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,915 就请抱紧点 20 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,070 我说咋这么堵呢 21 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,278 这搁这儿办什么婚礼呀 22 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:06,313 这不是小区吗 23 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:06,779 这不是 24 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:07,911 好看 25 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:10,082 你们也刚到啊 26 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:11,451 介绍一下 27 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,285 这是白雪娇 28 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:13,252 这是我发小 吴小江 29 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,079 他老婆 李杭 30 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,781 嫂子好 小江哥好 31 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:16,779 你好 32 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,221 这你新女朋友啊 33 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,524 未婚麦 34 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,095 我说外边那么堵呢 35 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:22,857 是啊 36 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,231 你说这婚礼整的也太寒酸了 37 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:24,965 充其量五万块钱 38 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:25,431 太抠了 39 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:26,527 你拉我一下 40 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:27,459 来 你上来 41 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,601 懒死你啊 42 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,404 我说你们这是组团来的呀 43 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,605 来 给你们介绍一下 44 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:41,648 起开起开 45 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:42,582 别介绍了 46 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:43,583 你有病吧 47 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,785 你没看这弄西瓜 48 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,616 没眼力见 你看 49 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:46,978 急什么急啊 50 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:48,452 我去个洗手间 51 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:49,918 新女朋友吧 52 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:51,453 是未婚麦 53 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:52,090 是不是 54 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:53,493 下 55 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:53,927 这是 56 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:54,494 文伯老师 57 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:54,983 戴戴姐 58 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:56,252 动画片也别给他看 59 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,536 别让他们玩平板电脑 60 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,367 对眼卫不好 61 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,399 早点睡 62 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:06,907 好肋 妈 63 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,874 拜拜 64 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:23,288 (真心话大冒险) 65 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,622 我说你一直藏着掖着 66 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,594 这也太年轻了吧 67 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:28,792 拿瓶啤酒 68 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,893 (今晚敢不敢不穿内衣) 69 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,538 这叫陈奕迅同款 70 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,733 你可拉倒吧 71 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,807 你们说笑笑 72 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:42,042 今天是一个人来 73 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,009 还会两个人来 74 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,579 她会不会带那小狼狗 75 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,546 就小她六岁那个 76 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,173 那之前追她那法国老头呢 77 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:52,619 你说起这老头 78 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,586 我可想起来了 79 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,188 那法国老头 80 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:56,714 请笑笑隐饭 81 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:57,624 两小时 82 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:58,750 上了十二回厕所 83 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,193 我跟你说啊 84 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,217 下回笑笑再找 85 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:02,695 估计还得找我们这样 86 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,122 身强体壮的 87 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:05,660 我说你这破嘴呀 88 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,170 小狼狗呢 89 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:16,999 代沟叮 90 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:41,763 我说各位 91 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,069 咱们这说好的 92 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,237 把酒言欢呀 93 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,898 先把手机都押下 94 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:46,907 就是 95 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,272 手机都快长手上了 96 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:49,909 也别什么苹果八了 97 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,478 干脆出一个苹果巴掌 98 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,536 全给你们装有咯膊上 99 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:53,747 烤点菜吧 100 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,339 戴戴 101 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,005 好 102 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:56,071 我帮你 103 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,455 这椅子坐得也太不得劲了 104 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,024 多少钱买的 105 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:04,991 破玩意儿 106 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,291 我上屋里坐会 107 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,357 能帮有我拌个沙拉吗 108 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,123 好 109 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,392 他紧张什么呀 110 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,501 小江吗 111 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,033 他紧张了吗 112 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:24,702 吓我一跳 113 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,477 你那是把他给吓的 114 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,384 你们心理医生 115 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,749 是不是常常能看出 116 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,744 一般人看不出来的东西呀 117 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,521 你跟我说说 118 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,247 你看他呆的位置 119 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,418 他能看到所有人 120 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,893 可是所有人看不到他手机屏幕 121 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,529 他是不是一边看手机 122 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,324 一边扫视所有人的位置呀 123 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,734 尤其是你 124 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,919 他现在啊 125 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,650 正处于防御性肌紧张状态 126 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,491 这时候啊 127 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,892 你要从他身边经过 128 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,156 他肯定有意无意的躲开你 129 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,033 还有拿手机那个姿势 130 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,194 也有问题 131 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,961 拇指搭在锁屏键上 132 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:24,560 只要你过去 133 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,366 他随时可以锁上手机 134 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,509 你晃啥 在这 135 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,147 这囊垂吗 136 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,223 你都必上了 137 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:43,917 你问我 138 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,649 肯定是有事 139 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,690 看把你紧张的 140 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,527 只要你们夫妻那方面和谐规律 141 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:52,425 没大事儿 142 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,200 那要是不和谐不规律呢 143 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,809 行了 行了 144 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:03,676 我呀 145 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:04,677 我这是胡说八道呢 146 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,644 你当我是职业病 147 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,176 不许再拿老公做实验了 148 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,147 我这人从不做实验 149 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:13,776 我都玩真的 150 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,031 你干啥呀 151 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:25,899 这大热天的 152 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,663 这非得往一块靠啥呀 153 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:28,867 老公 154 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,503 我今天发了个朋友圈 155 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,470 你没看见吗 156 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,332 啥朋友圈吓 157 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:33,740 泌器川十信江 158 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:34,639 送堂早教课 159 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:35,502 拿来我点个赞 160 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:36,543 等会吧 161 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,408 等会 会给你点 162 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:38,511 等会就忘了 163 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,704 就截止到今天 164 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,712 我想起来了 165 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,348 那七大姑八大姨哈的 166 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,850 给你点了快一百个赞了 167 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:44,751 你还差我这一个吗 168 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:45,377 你要干啥呀你 169 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,412 你看什么呢 170 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,384 公司财务报表 171 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,649 看报表笑成那样儿 172 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,018 挣钱了不让乐 是吧 173 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:50,850 让我也乐乐 174 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:52,522 我说你今天 175 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,351 老想看我手机 176 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,223 你啥意 合意思这是 177 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:56,096 谁教你的 178 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,154 你抽什么风啊 在这 179 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,059 不是抽风 180 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:58,891 是抽查 181 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,331 李楠 182 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:01,497 李楠 183 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,402 李楠 184 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:04,660 你给我站住 185 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,168 我没看过你手机吧 186 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,374 尊重我一下行不行 187 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,742 我手机给你随便看 188 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,039 我才不愿意看你那破玩意呢 189 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,546 里面尽一帮老娘们扯老婆舌 190 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,342 你说谁老娘们呢 191 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:15,715 你 你是小姑娘啊 192 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:16,511 当然了 193 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:17,878 你给我拿过来 194 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,420 散养你几年你真把自己当野生的了 195 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,121 你再说一遍 196 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,555 吴小江 你干嘛呀 197 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,790 手机给人看一眼 198 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,757 没什么见不得人的 199 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:25,923 大大方方的 赶紧的 200 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:26,752 你有病啊 201 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,253 你手机咋不给她看呢 202 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,562 李楠 你看我手机吗 203 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:30,552 行了 行了 204 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,631 给我拿过来 205 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,462 尊重 206 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,530 尊重好不好 207 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:34,501 尊重 208 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,401 好不容易一块聚聚多好呀 209 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,060 不然平时在家也是 210 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,240 你看你手机 211 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,207 我看我手机 212 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,675 这俩大活人 213 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,904 凑一块都没话说 214 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:44,872 可没意思 215 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:45,908 办生得 216 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:46,969 李楠 217 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,848 你也别光看吴小江手机 218 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,282 你俩可以换着看 219 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:51,882 下 220 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,953 你这个提议 221 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:54,818 太危险 222 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,980 你知道手机里藏了多少秘密 223 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:58,617 除了微信 224 00:10:59,292 --> 00:10:59,826 短信 225 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,554 通话记录 226 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,519 还有转账记录 227 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,193 无线连接记录 228 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:05,658 打车记录 229 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:07,593 点餐记录 230 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,899 我这还有电影票记录 231 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:10,830 上周六 232 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:11,663 两张 233 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,405 这些记录会把你暴露的一干二净 234 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,408 现在只有傻子才只看微信 235 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:25,912 你是属鸭子的吧 236 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,849 面上看着风平浪静的 237 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,945 底下紧倒腾呢 238 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,560 戴戴都给咱开头了 239 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,290 那咱今天晚上就玩这个吧 240 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,260 夫妻俩互相换手机看 241 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:40,062 拿手机 242 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:40,960 那什么 243 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,061 你们先玩吧 244 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,269 我俩就先回家了 245 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,437 孩子还在家没人看着 246 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:44,926 走吧 媳妇 247 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:45,627 坐下 248 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,074 你不说坐会就走吗 249 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,633 你这屁股还沉上了 250 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,711 坐这么长时间也没隐两口东西 251 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,346 怎么一说换手机 252 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,438 你就着急回家呀 253 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,610 看把你给虚的 254 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,649 你手机里到底藏多少秘密呀 255 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,914 不换手机不回家 256 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,295 我虚什么呀 257 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,353 我虚呀 258 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,031 我手机里能有什么秘密 259 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:12,657 媳妇 260 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:13,433 我说实话 261 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,400 我不让你看手机 262 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,561 最主要的原因是只 263 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,027 是夫妻之间 264 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,337 咱们不应该有最基本的信任吗 265 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,332 再说了 266 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,108 我手机里能有哈秘密 267 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,103 媳妇 你愿意看你现在就看 268 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,239 给你打开你看 269 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:26,571 还有秘密 270 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,716 咱回家慢慢看不行吗 271 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,512 咱回家 272 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,986 非得在这制造紧张的气氛 273 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:33,953 这么多人 274 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:35,680 你过来 过来 275 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,912 你过来我跟你说 276 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,916 他们的手机里衣定都有事 277 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,395 咱俩要是给人戳穿了 278 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,920 咱俩这不成罪人了吗 279 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:44,790 你说是不是 280 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,096 乖 咱回家 281 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:46,996 不乃 282 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:47,692 不如这样吧 283 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,765 大家所有人把手机全放桌子上 284 00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:53,929 从现在开始 285 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,431 专心隐饭聊天 286 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,843 不管什么微信咱 287 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,644 电话蚜 288 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:58,873 一会大家都晒出来 289 00:12:59,078 --> 00:12:59,636 这怎么样 290 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,743 手机里面都是每个人的隐私 291 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:04,183 不合适 292 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,048 玩点别的 293 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,381 好好吃个饭 294 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,056 多好 295 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:13,915 就是啊 296 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,094 好好隐饭多好啊 297 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,094 李楠 298 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,864 吴小江手机里要真没什么 299 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,093 回头你别追着不放啊 300 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,992 你把苹果拿上去干啥 301 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,199 手机啊 302 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,365 放什么手机啊 303 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:25,393 你装里头 304 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,397 你干什么呀 305 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:27,668 哪放手机 306 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,609 大家都说玩个游戏 307 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,701 你干嘛呀你 308 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,745 你手机不得也往这摆吗 309 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,012 合适吗 放手机 310 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,281 我拿呀 311 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:37,372 我也放啊 312 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,415 你那苹果呢 313 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,447 怎么着 314 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,545 剧本没卖出去 315 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:44,613 当了 316 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,827 您能要点脸吗 317 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,454 你换这玩意是因为好删吧 318 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,363 完了 孩子 319 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,356 你完了 320 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,260 不可能 321 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,692 我家宝宝可爱我了了呢 322 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,290 傻 323 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,270 你们都被科技绑架了 324 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,101 慌吗 325 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,100 懂 326 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,203 材迪这话有点道理啊 327 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,834 以前呢是说 328 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,506 想要做上帝 329 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,237 只要控制了核弹头就行 330 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,646 现在要想当上帝 331 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,551 得先从控制手机开始 332 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,518 对 333 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,679 这就是我下个剧本要写的 334 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:14,854 得找一个老外导演 335 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,821 最次也得诺兰那样 336 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,190 一次人类 337 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,715 在科技面前的 338 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,253 敦刻尔 刻尔克大逃亡 339 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:20,856 宝贝 340 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,688 女主能用你的名字吗 341 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:23,685 为什么呀 342 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,056 我就是想 343 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,565 一遍又一遍的 344 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,993 写下你的名字 345 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,261 妈呀 真恶心 346 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,705 小心点啊 347 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,905 现在这流谍脱别人衣服 348 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,008 都不用手了 349 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,541 那用什么呀 350 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:38,840 用嘴呀 351 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:39,772 她是嫉妒你 352 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,781 女强人最恨流误了 353 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,482 因为一般 354 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,249 流谍 355 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,910 都不冲她们要流误 356 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,053 我这不行 357 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,020 我一会还 有工作呢 358 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:48,944 今儿就 359 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,390 闪画I出前 360 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,357 瞪眼熬一宿 361 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,053 谁也不许谈工作 362 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,262 笑笑都扬了 363 00:14:58,931 --> 00:14:59,864 你也赶紧的吧 364 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,792 那就不好意思了 365 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,338 我就不跟你们玩这么幼稚的游戏了 366 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,134 走吧媳妇 回家了 367 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,337 最晚玩到八点半 368 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,250 都把指纹密码解开 369 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,025 不许静音 370 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,918 不许开飞行模式 371 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,022 信息一起看 372 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,062 电话开免提 373 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,062 谢谢小江哥 374 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,670 有新的外卖订单 375 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,844 这俩孩子饭我都已经喂过了 376 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,076 刚才还给他们俩一人喝了点酸奶 377 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,243 玩吧 378 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,141 法卫多 379 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,138 你好 380 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,541 您订的那两台车已经到店了 381 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:21,581 一台和白色的 382 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,548 一台红色的 383 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:23,709 到哪了 384 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:26,677 不着急 385 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,996 不是跟你说了吗 386 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,658 这个家里一点男人的影子都没有 387 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,259 还有个快递 388 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,536 别别别 389 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:45,471 别给介绍了 390 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,438 算了 算了 391 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:47,999 我也想明白了 392 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,672 我也不想这么逼笑笑了 393 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,469 笑笑也是成年人了 394 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,468 只要她快乐就行 395 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,481 这么年轻漂亮的 396 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,313 怎么可能是你女朋友呢 397 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,184 对吧 398 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,345 未婚麦 399 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,553 订婚啦 400 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,222 这是求婚戒指啊 401 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,559 好特别的款式啊 402 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,928 什么大牌的新款啊 403 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,121 我家宝宝专门给我定制的 404 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,267 当时就是因为这个钉子 405 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,065 扎了我的车胎我们才认识的 406 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,768 钉子 407 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,330 下 408 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,635 你也是抠到份儿了 409 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,443 拿一钉子做戒指 410 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,308 你就敢求婚 411 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,104 戒指什么做的都不重要 412 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,214 但在我心里 413 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,808 这个戒指比十克拉的钻石还有意义呢 414 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,818 他是不是跟你说 415 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,582 这是丘比特的稍呀 416 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:35,612 你怎么知道 417 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,324 材迪他们家丘比特 418 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,491 可厉害了 419 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,127 什么都能当箭使 420 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:41,861 是不是页迪 421 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,862 那你可说的 422 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,591 材迪这招展试不更 423 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,523 咱们共同祝愿贾迪跟娇娇幸福 424 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,067 戴戴 425 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,134 你有没有很想看文伯的手机啊 426 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,142 你可拉倒吧 427 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,610 你以为谁都是你呀 428 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,375 偷偷摸摸老想看我手机 429 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,735 人家戴戴是心理医生 430 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:01,569 人不用看 431 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:02,541 给人文伯 432 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:03,972 一催眼 433 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,384 文伯哈都说了 434 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,346 找个男人解头多好啊 435 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,417 这抽烟伤肺 436 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,316 男人伤心 437 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,160 戴戴 你教我催眠吧 438 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,391 你能学明白吗你 439 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,259 如间谍洲 440 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,471 我磁着你了吗 441 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,572 你配合我 442 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:27,406 配合只 443 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:27,929 酥了 栈了 444 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,672 到脚趾头缝了 445 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:30,732 眠了啊 446 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,540 你出轨了吗 447 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,937 你要没天聊就别聊 448 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,241 内一边去 449 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:38,706 你看着我 450 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,584 你要是出轨了 451 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:43,881 你是自宫 452 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,216 还是自尽 453 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,118 李楠 454 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,291 你们家吴小江 455 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,359 就是只章讲 456 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,130 你敞开笼子他也飞不了 457 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,462 寻站种洲认局 458 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,696 我以前嫁给你就觉得你是个朝剖 459 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:55,763 特别安全 460 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,702 现在仔细一想想 461 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,802 草草也可以到处下蛋 462 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:00,940 男人耳 463 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,305 不能看太紧 464 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,610 你看我从来不看我家宝宝 465 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,745 但是他心里眼里 466 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,712 都只有我 467 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:07,712 只有你 468 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:08,505 是不是 469 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,474 来消息了 470 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,621 必 第一个 471 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,056 放桌子上大家一起看 472 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:17,887 好 473 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,424 (想念你的身体) 474 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,323 我看看 475 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,336 怎么没了呀 476 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:32,327 没有吗 477 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:33,739 我看也没有 478 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,706 你是不是给删了呀 479 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:35,696 欠费 480 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,276 欠费那玩意删就删了吧 481 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,004 留着它干啥呀 482 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,579 想念你的身体 483 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:46,485 这号码没存过 484 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,086 不认识 485 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,076 这发错了吧 486 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,822 能给你发消息 487 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,551 那一定是知道你用的是诺基亚 488 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,759 我真不知道是谁 489 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,920 我骗你我死这 490 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:58,756 来电话了 491 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,121 给你接啊 492 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,027 按免提 493 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:04,970 你谁呀你 494 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:05,638 你认识我吗 495 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,696 你给我聘发短信 496 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:07,970 你说话呀 497 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,242 你 你到底谁 498 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:10,910 你有什么事 499 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,844 你不能白天说吗 500 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,945 非得晚上我跟我 501 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:13,746 我跟我女朋友 502 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,077 我跟我未婚妻吃饭呢 503 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:16,780 你说话呀你 504 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:18,983 不说话 505 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:20,049 这 506 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,087 肯定是个骗子 507 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:21,815 得挂了 508 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:22,855 不行 509 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,689 下 510 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:24,451 不要挂 511 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,551 我是你爸爸 512 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,393 要我 513 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,054 你这怎么还有个电话呀 514 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,722 这是我工作电话 515 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,328 联系学校跟学生的 516 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,897 喝喝酒压压惊 517 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:37,434 谢谢 518 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,971 你居然怀疑我 519 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,606 没有 没有 没有 520 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:41,373 没有怀疑你 521 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,041 没有 没有 522 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:42,803 文伯 523 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,211 为了联系学生单弄一手机 524 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,045 女学生吧 525 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:46,841 去你的 526 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,614 你现在越来越有 527 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,949 那衣冠禽兽的范儿了 528 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,916 哼 529 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:51,839 哼什么 530 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,242 文伯 你走听他的 531 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,519 他是嫉妒你 532 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,788 你说什么呢 533 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,922 当人家孩子面 534 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,151 当阿姨的你在这 535 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,257 我不吹呀 536 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,127 哪次不是烧几柱香 537 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,652 让你云里雾里的 538 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,258 那是以前 539 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,358 现在最多点根烟 540 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:06,959 再过两年也就是划个火柴 541 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,601 文伯 542 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,296 听说你收藏了一个艺术画册 543 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,728 走 咱们过去学习一下 544 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:12,897 走走走 看画册 545 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,175 就是上回你说的那个艺术画册嘛 546 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,506 咱们在那聚会的时候 547 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,910 走走走 去看看 548 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,713 还有没有身上藏着手机的 549 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,236 没了 没了 550 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,285 这都是印象派 551 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,052 行行 别印象了 552 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:27,953 别印象了 553 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,221 研究研究手机那事怎么弄 554 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:29,949 手机 手机 555 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,322 手机怎么了 556 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,125 游戏玩的不挺好的吗 557 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,651 身正不怕影子牌 558 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,796 你都使那破砖头手机 559 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,264 你还不焉呢你 560 00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:39,422 你们说怎么就 561 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,199 女人对男人的手机那么感兴趣 562 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,362 男人对我们的手机 563 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,305 一点都不好奇呢 564 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,101 我告诉你 565 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,304 你跟笑笑弄的眼神我看见了 566 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,844 你就是想看你们家大长腿的手机 567 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,815 一家女百家求 568 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,647 我得做到知己知彼呀 569 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,016 两口子别搞的跟间谍似的 570 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,083 李楠是想知己知彼 571 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,111 揣特里是手机 572 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,924 扔桌子上就是手雷了 573 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:06,918 咱哥几个 574 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,488 哪知道它们啥时候爆炸呀 575 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,057 我想趁他不在 576 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:11,924 就把他手机看了得了 577 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,288 不行 不合适啊 578 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:14,166 别别别 579 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,224 我那手机没密码 580 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:16,261 现在放桌项上 581 00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,003 不就跟我自己穿了开襟裤似的吗 582 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,765 你们帮有我打个掩护 583 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:20,765 我就攀一眼 584 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,942 咱们别搞的跟男的似的 585 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,500 行吗 586 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:30,472 干啥呢 587 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:37,318 这 588 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,016 这 挨自己媳妇还 589 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,017 还换不上了 590 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,825 这囊垂吗 591 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,284 问你囊甜吗 592 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:44,630 寻装各I并 593 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,859 你问我束甜不甜 594 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,832 你平时不是不吃囊吗 595 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,436 你们怎么这么快就回来了 596 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:52,835 是看的正经画册吗 597 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,175 艺术是用心感受的 598 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,108 跟快慢没关系 599 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:02,948 我们不在的时候 600 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,783 你们几个是不是背着我们 601 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:05,909 研究什么坏事来着 602 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:06,919 没有没有 603 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:07,886 我在给她们讲 604 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,248 婚姻中 605 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,616 夫妻会不自觉的形成 606 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,219 6型人格和P型人格 607 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:16,454 C了呢 608 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,220 就是 CHILDREN 609 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:19,959 代表儿童 610 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:20,921 索取 611 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,157 任性 612 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:25,069 希望引起配偶注意的一方 613 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,005 下二 614 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,972 就是PARENTS 615 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:27,640 家长 616 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,436 付出啊 617 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:29,837 忍耐呀 618 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,510 并且以此作为 619 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,671 幸福的标准 620 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:34,344 我衣定 是P呀 621 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,144 我比娇娇大那么多呢 622 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,813 你还算P呀 623 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,442 我才是P呢 624 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,620 我上有老下有小的 625 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,746 一个人养活全家人 626 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:43,621 我是P 627 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:44,290 不不不 628 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,958 你们俩都比较孩子气 629 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,653 我才是这个家的家长 630 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,361 对女儿付出 631 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:50,195 对老娑忍耐 632 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:51,959 并且以此为幸福的标准 633 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,025 我才是P 634 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:54,530 行了啊 635 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:55,595 你们仁别争了 636 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:56,799 都是屁行了吧 637 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:57,995 三屁怎么样 638 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:02,873 李楠 639 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,902 玩游戏你就好好玩 640 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,108 媳妇 别闲 641 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,780 老公 我困了 642 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,681 我想回家 643 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,648 陪孩子睡觉 644 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,787 你看没在我这呀 645 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,982 你紧张什么 646 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,150 娇娇给我 给我 647 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:20,748 李楠 648 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,422 你不是想看吴小江手机吗 649 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:23,796 这回咱们就让他 650 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,059 脱光了咱们一块看 651 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:29,958 你过来 652 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:30,970 我跟你说 653 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:31,971 玩游戏你得好好玩 654 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,063 你不能不遭守规则 655 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:33,671 你给我拿过来 656 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:34,768 在我这呢 657 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,232 这昵 这呢 这昵 658 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,944 说好了玩游戏都规规矩矩的 659 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:40,442 谁都不能要赖 660 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:43,471 你看人家笑笑 661 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:44,475 你看看你 662 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,685 他们四个是一头的 663 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:47,720 谁 谁们四个是一头的 664 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,744 真不是 665 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,583 你快给我坐好 666 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:51,946 不行 这手不能动 667 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:53,284 不能动 668 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,089 我们家椅子你别给我坐坏了 669 00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:58,458 起来 起来 670 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,065 老公你别生气 671 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,430 你着什么急呀 672 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,736 玩游戏不好好玩 673 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,471 来一块给小江压压惊 674 00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:06,305 我压什么惊 675 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:07,397 我又没什么事 676 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:10,434 我电话 我电话 677 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,436 开免提啊 678 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:13,945 我妈 679 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:14,735 阿姨 680 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:16,777 你在哪儿呢 681 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:17,349 妈 682 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,150 阿姨好 683 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:18,912 笑笑 684 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,218 你是不是得罪什么人了 685 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:21,609 你快跟妈说说 686 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:22,715 别闹了妈 687 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:23,750 什么情况啊 688 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:24,749 刚才呀 689 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,454 帮你收了一个快递 690 00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,962 你这里边放的些什么乱七八精的 691 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:30,929 绳子 692 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:31,760 这是个手铸 693 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,322 六全广播 694 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:36,290 这 695 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,232 这好像还有后嘴的 696 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:39,403 需不需要报警啊 697 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:40,139 不用 妈 698 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:41,004 可能寡错了 699 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,174 回家我再跟你说 700 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:42,572 挂了 701 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:45,603 笑笑 702 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:46,501 闭嘴 703 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,770 没说什么呀 704 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,516 就知道你们俩没歼什么好屁 705 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,409 小记嘿念漳得大入 706 00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:53,444 别拿我开测 707 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:54,811 谁测你干啥呀 708 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,515 我们就是抱着个学习的态度 709 00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:58,956 想跟你探讨一下 710 00:25:59,158 --> 00:25:59,852 你是属于 711 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,954 拿结子型的呀 712 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:03,758 还是挨车子型的呀 713 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,390 我看你是没事找抽型的 714 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:08,300 笑笑 715 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,267 你现在是不是有人了 716 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,262 肯定有人了 717 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:11,795 没有 没有 718 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:12,571 那不对 719 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,800 没有你买鞭子干嘛呀 720 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:15,140 鞭子都是抽别人的 721 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,574 你就挎挎抽自己呀 722 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,967 这女中豪杰啊 723 00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:20,376 滚 724 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:21,906 上个洗手间 725 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,580 又让我跳舞 726 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:57,916 好 727 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:13,721 你好 728 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:14,564 谢谢 729 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,872 刚看定位你跟边上转半天了 730 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:54,839 你是不是给别人送的 731 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:57,738 你取消订单吧 732 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:00,846 你有废话那功夫 733 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:01,904 你不早就给我送过来了吗 734 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,778 我都俄了一个小时了 735 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,174 快点 736 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,292 您好 请问是张女士吗 737 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,260 这里是美玲医疗美容整形医院 738 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,295 对 提醒您该复查了 739 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:18,363 好的 740 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,388 那我这边帮您约到周一的下午 好吗 741 00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,433 祝您生活愉快 再见 742 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:29,638 谁的 743 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:30,637 来电话了 744 00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:33,467 我的 我的 745 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,683 请问是戴女士吗 746 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:39,943 对对 是我 747 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,154 您的床位已经安排好了 748 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,747 王大夫的时间也空出来了 749 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,248 提醒您下周可以进行入院检查 750 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,826 好好 那我们就约 751 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:48,793 下周一 好吧 752 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:49,528 好的 753 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,428 那我给您预约到了周一上午 754 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:52,286 到时见 755 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:53,293 好好 再见 756 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:54,830 文伯 757 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:56,366 戴戴怎么了 758 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:58,932 我没事 759 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,405 这不用这么紧张 760 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,133 我没事 761 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:01,798 没事 762 00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:03,406 做手术玩啊 763 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:04,398 姐姐 764 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,178 你要不要我爸爸给你介绍 765 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,543 协和医院的专家 766 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:08,947 你联系联系 767 00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:09,414 不用 不用 768 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,616 谢谢 谢谢 不麻烦了 769 00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:11,083 我 770 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,351 特别小 小手术 771 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,648 手术可不分大小 772 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,113 伤筋动骨还一百天了呢 773 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,155 更何况是要刺下点什么 774 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:19,623 我的手术它 775 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,286 不是刺点什么 776 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:22,289 它是 777 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:23,288 添点什么 778 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:24,952 添点只 779 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,162 添什么呀 780 00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:31,093 我要去做 781 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:32,433 隆胸手术 782 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,341 这得干一个了 783 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:36,773 这得 784 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:37,832 我给大家讲个段子吧 785 00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,144 不管你什么态度 786 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,111 反正我支持啊 787 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:41,141 到了咱们这岁数 788 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,681 男人可以垂头丧气 789 00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,149 女人必须抬头挺胸啊 790 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:45,784 有追求 791 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:46,652 胸有多大 792 00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:47,642 舞台就有多大 793 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:48,453 你文言吧 794 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,579 那是胸怀 795 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:50,511 来 贾迪 796 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,023 我刚那故事 797 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,190 那你还说我 798 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:53,857 嫂子 799 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:54,787 别弄太大 800 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:55,827 我这同学 801 00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:56,726 身板子浒 802 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:59,665 滋几回鼻血就挺不住了 803 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:00,632 讨厌 804 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:03,624 谁的 805 00:30:04,069 --> 00:30:04,900 反正不是我的反正是 806 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,298 不是我的 807 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,007 你说你们一个个的 808 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,099 还说自己没事 809 00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:11,565 这不是手机响 810 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,138 我热了点小龙虾 811 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:14,979 小龙虾 812 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:17,473 戴戴 813 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,545 你为什么要隆胸啊 814 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,244 心理医生不都是让大家 815 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,781 要自我认同的吗 816 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,389 我非常认同我自己爱臭美这毛病 817 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,090 可是我 818 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,418 我真觉得 819 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:29,226 这假的它 820 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,893 没有真的真实 821 00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:33,154 我教你个招吧 822 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,090 我在网上学的 823 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:36,268 你就 824 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:37,394 你就托着点 825 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:39,162 然后这样 826 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:40,337 把这个穴位都揉开了 827 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,201 她都搓两年了 828 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,074 我也没见大 829 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:42,597 你放屁 830 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:43,833 我跟你说啊 831 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,544 你们女人很奇怪 832 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,411 你 没 发 现吗 833 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,537 你们为什么相信 834 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:48,368 这脸 835 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:49,847 越按摩越小 836 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,678 胸 837 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:52,907 就越按摩越大呢 838 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,185 万一反着来的呢 839 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,081 也真是啊 840 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,044 戴戴 841 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,446 你说你弄那么大 842 00:30:58,657 --> 00:30:59,453 晨跑的时候 843 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,159 这算老房新装修吧 844 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,532 恭喜文伯乔迁新居 845 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:07,555 来 846 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,901 什么时候一起暖个房啊 847 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:10,891 讨厌 848 00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:18,842 啤酒是不是喝没了 849 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:21,079 刚才最后两瓶了 850 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,171 那行我去买点啤酒去 851 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,144 媳妇看着昵 852 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,214 拿手机干什么呀 853 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:26,752 我拿手机 854 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:27,913 我微信支付啊 855 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,019 我没有现金 856 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:29,653 老公 857 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:33,881 快去吧 858 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,025 我不看你手机 859 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,592 我什么时候 860 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:37,893 兜里有钱了 861 00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:39,364 放心 862 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:40,092 我帮你看着 863 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:40,799 没事 864 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:41,700 你媳妇什么样的人 865 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,134 你还不清楚吗 866 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,235 我自己媳妇我还不知道 867 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,202 我媳妇能看我手机 868 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:44,936 再说 869 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:45,903 我哈事没有 870 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:47,569 来 隐小龙是 871 00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,044 你去跟我拿咱酒去 872 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:53,645 你帮帮有我忙 873 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:54,446 别喜了 874 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:55,147 到我们家了 875 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:56,948 你 876 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:57,915 你们去吧 877 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,652 咱俩出去顺便抽根烟 878 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,386 我没烟了 879 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:01,875 走走走走走 880 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,147 笑笑来 881 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:11,553 我给你点 882 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:17,769 说吧 883 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,463 什么事啊 884 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,804 还是我们笑笑冰雪 885 00:32:22,073 --> 00:32:23,131 确实有个事求你 886 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,110 我在网上啊 887 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,077 认识了个小姑娘 888 00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:28,839 我俩 889 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,079 偶尔没事聊一下子 890 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:32,284 聊天呀 891 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,251 还是聊骚啊 892 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,217 二者句而有之吧 893 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:38,957 我主要是啥呢 894 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:39,515 笑笑 895 00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:40,653 她是个主播 896 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:41,960 我没事呢 897 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:42,961 就给她发点 898 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:43,928 这个 什么 899 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,297 刷点飞机是 900 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,662 刷点跑车啥的 901 00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:48,198 她作为回报呢 902 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,029 给我 903 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,371 每天发点感性小礼物 904 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,172 感性小礼物 905 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,099 性感小礼物 906 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:00,673 每天都发啊 907 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:02,612 每天都发 908 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:04,010 几点钟啊 909 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,208 九点 910 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:11,520 时间快到了 911 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:13,281 等着听响吧 912 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:14,926 别的呀 913 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:15,825 听啥响啊 914 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:18,185 不是听不听响的事 915 00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,197 笑笑 916 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,164 现在也就你能帮有我了 917 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,267 咱俩手机是一模一样的 918 00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:23,029 咱俩换换鹃 919 00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:24,025 别闹了 920 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,298 我收一小姑娘性感小照片 921 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:28,468 我怎么解释啊 922 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,906 你就说阳光姐妹淘鹃 923 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:32,444 连现在小姑娘 924 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:33,879 上厕所都手拉手的 925 00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:34,846 给你发个照片算啥啊 926 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,248 你说的那是小姑女 927 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,082 有我这风数 928 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,243 手拉手上厕所的吗 929 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:40,514 丫头多大了 930 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:42,486 那个 931 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:43,522 十七八九 932 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,489 二十郎当岁吧 933 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,420 别告我未成年啊 934 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,195 那不能 935 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,162 那身材也不像啊 936 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:52,662 买单 937 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:53,395 我来 938 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:54,099 我来 我来 939 00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:54,733 我表现一下子 940 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:55,700 今天我来 941 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,469 这些膨化食品 942 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:58,436 小食品啥都不要 943 00:33:58,436 --> 00:33:59,062 就六瓶啤酒 944 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,576 我这突然看不清楚了 945 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,441 这是几点啊 946 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,545 八点十分 947 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,535 还是九点十分蚜 948 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,314 都要 949 00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:10,179 不健康也都要了 950 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:21,853 回来了啊 951 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,094 小龙虾还有吗 952 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,061 有有有 953 00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:25,527 来 954 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:26,464 喝一个 955 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:27,124 小六如是 956 00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:28,266 来 啥不说我干一个 957 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,233 今儿高兴 958 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:30,891 于了 干了 959 00:34:31,336 --> 00:34:32,201 你干啊 960 00:34:32,337 --> 00:34:33,405 刚才你没干 961 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,072 我于了 962 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:34,906 你得陪我一个 963 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:35,807 谁陪你 自己干 964 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:36,774 行 那我二了 965 00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,541 你不干你是孙子 966 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,280 真是亲媳妇 967 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,208 电话 电话 968 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:46,281 我的 我的 我的 969 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:54,648 下 970 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:56,317 上地局 971 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,389 看书呢 972 00:34:57,963 --> 00:34:58,395 真乖 973 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:00,731 你自己想好了没有 974 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,766 玛莎拉蒂你是要总裁还是6T 975 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:05,169 颜色呢 976 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,697 我就是想要一个白色的 977 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,372 谁呀 978 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,568 她基 979 00:35:11,876 --> 00:35:12,365 干的 980 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:13,442 湿的 981 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:14,409 mu 982 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,948 但得赶在我生日前给我 983 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,015 行不行啊 984 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,581 你的宝贝女儿过生日 985 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,717 就要没有什么礼物了 986 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:24,718 放心 987 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,724 都给你交待好了 988 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:29,224 么么叶 拜拜拜拜 989 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:32,497 宝贝 990 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,726 说 你不是喜欢红色吗 991 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:34,764 对啊 992 00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:36,001 可是我觉得 993 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,102 白色的更稳重 994 00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,069 更适合你 995 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:39,771 以后你出去谈事 996 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:40,805 可以开这台车 997 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:41,533 多帅啊 998 00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:43,240 白雪娇 你过分了 999 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,243 我跟你说过多少次了 1000 00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:46,074 别老送我东西 1001 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,679 我就是一小编剧 1002 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,908 出门骑车不掉价 1003 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:51,349 你是不是觉得 1004 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:52,214 我给你丢人了 1005 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:53,351 我 1006 00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:54,614 团, 不是这个意思 1007 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:55,787 我 1008 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:57,653 就是觉得我们快结婚了 1009 00:35:58,456 --> 00:35:59,981 以后我的就是你的 1010 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:01,590 你的还是你的 1011 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:05,386 宝贝儿 1012 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:07,231 你记住 1013 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:08,659 你的 1014 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:10,360 就是你的 1015 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:12,260 我只要你是我的 1016 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:13,903 其它我什么都不要 1017 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,269 那不一个意思取 1018 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:17,703 我直往上澜 1019 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:19,610 澜 1020 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:26,375 他们干嘛 1021 00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:28,416 他们 1022 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,554 他们要给我们比心 1023 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:31,889 要 1024 00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:33,180 祝福我们 1025 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:36,961 爱你们 1026 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:37,788 比心 1027 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:38,792 谢谢 1028 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,189 我说这孩子也是 1029 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,759 长点心吧 1030 00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:55,605 我觉得那个车啊 1031 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:57,749 红色 1032 00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:58,716 比较适合你 1033 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:01,645 我觉得白色适合我 1034 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:02,645 红色 1035 00:37:04,255 --> 00:37:04,847 白色 1036 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:07,190 红色 1037 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,327 白鲸影 鲸影业 1038 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,033 这个电话就不用接了 1039 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:17,235 快 快接吧 1040 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,669 你这铃声跟穿越了一样 1041 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:20,638 你这破手机 1042 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:21,706 不接电话干嘛使 1043 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:22,307 当板砖啊 1044 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,103 这个真不能接 1045 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,208 他今天为了跟我们 1046 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:24,739 聚会 1047 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,374 请了假跟制片 1048 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,113 你说他现在要是接电话 1049 00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:29,147 不抓回去开会了 1050 00:37:29,147 --> 00:37:29,714 对 1051 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:30,704 不接了 1052 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,007 这都几点了 讲话了 1053 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:33,151 这都快刀点了 1054 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,277 快九点了都 1055 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,454 整的咱一点私人空间没有 1056 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:37,288 就是啊 1057 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:38,256 咱们难得聚会 1058 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,224 接什么接啊 1059 00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,282 惯它臭毛病 1060 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:42,459 不对 1061 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:43,828 不是说玩到八点半吗 1062 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:44,629 咱撤了吧 媳妇 1063 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:45,391 走走走 1064 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:46,223 要回你回去 1065 00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:47,265 把手机留下 1066 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,096 我们接着玩 1067 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:50,599 那我不回去 1068 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:51,770 我要走了 1069 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,737 讲话了 好像我 1070 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:54,439 我心里有和鬼似的 1071 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,406 我不干 1072 00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:57,206 这可算停了 1073 00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,136 我的 1074 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:01,713 我闹表 1075 00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:02,703 提醒我该吃药了 1076 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,481 今天鱼油咱也没隐呢 1077 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,188 宝贝给我倒杯水 1078 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:11,087 你干嘛呀 1079 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:14,554 我吃美白丸 1080 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,528 保持青春美丽 1081 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:17,295 你在这凑什么热闹呢 1082 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:17,853 吴小江 1083 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:19,196 为了留住你的心 1084 00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:21,994 维生素 1085 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:22,994 寻生于 1086 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,103 这粒太大了 1087 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,070 不好咽 1088 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,439 你们这帮中年人啊 1089 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:30,168 是不了允药丸就要完了呆 1090 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:31,309 乃这么一大把 1091 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,333 还能力下东西吗 1092 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,214 听说你用脑过度 1093 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:36,908 你得来点儿这个 1094 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:37,749 这什么呀 1095 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:38,272 补脑的啊 1096 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,175 新西兰特师精华 1097 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:43,788 这专补男性第二大脑 1098 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,623 我这不补还供大于求呢 1099 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:46,283 补了还不得 1100 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,453 通货膨 膨胀# 扰 乱市场和 谐 1101 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:49,760 你就不能 1102 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:52,093 扩大点市场需求吗 1103 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:53,528 宝贝 1104 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:55,631 今天还没做呢 1105 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:56,923 来了 1106 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:02,300 失陪一下 1107 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,300 你们慢用 1108 00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:05,535 他做什么玩意儿 1109 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,039 太紧了 太紧了 1110 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:08,410 现在呢 1111 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:09,906 现在好点没 1112 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:17,020 吴小江 1113 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,150 吴小江 1114 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:24,518 你看看人家 1115 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,263 什么玩意儿 1116 00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:26,097 我看看人家 1117 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:26,996 我天天 我 1118 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:28,494 什么玩意儿 1119 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,025 文伯 1120 00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,369 你看看人家 1121 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,403 上地局 1122 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:38,937 加油 1123 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:40,010 加油 1124 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:46,509 棒棒的 1125 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:47,383 加油 1126 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:50,952 你这是 是干哈呢 这是 1127 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:52,350 我不像你们 1128 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,024 把药当饭隐 1129 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:55,190 下 1130 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,688 就是我的药 1131 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,056 那你这药量不够啊 1132 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,057 你得丘小江啊 1133 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:01,833 上 1134 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:02,425 别别别别 1135 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:03,933 我来吧 1136 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:06,971 不好意思 1137 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,029 我给你换一条 1138 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:26,119 你就不想问问 1139 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:27,216 我隆胸的事 1140 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,222 我不想干预你的决定 1141 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:32,961 自己注意安全吧 1142 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,767 你就一点都不好奇 1143 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,870 咱们能不能像大家一样 1144 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:40,897 好好的 1145 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:47,945 你真的觉得所有人都过得都好吗 1146 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:02,224 那就接着往下看吧 1147 00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,029 咱们这游戏到这结束吧 1148 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,025 我都困了 1149 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,129 也没什么意思 1150 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,001 别啊 这电话才响了几个 1151 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:10,797 就不玩了 1152 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:11,959 我倒是同意 1153 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:13,237 关键是你玩这手机 1154 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:14,102 咱老采着它 1155 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:15,238 连串都没时间吃 1156 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,137 你是 不 虎 是心 虚呀从 1157 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:22,274 我不认识 1158 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:23,741 先生你好 1159 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,478 我公司现推出一款新的理财产品 1160 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:27,352 五万元起 1161 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:28,217 不需要 1162 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:28,987 你; 这 1163 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,787 大概砖 1164 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:31,414 是不是拦截不了骚扰电话啊 1165 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:34,721 谁的电话响了 1166 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,056 这不笑笑手机吗 1167 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:42,428 为什么不亮啊 1168 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:43,326 这个 1169 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:50,569 什么都没有啊 1170 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:52,975 浮动亚洲也 1171 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:54,668 还有这功能啊 1172 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:58,674 快 快 截屏 1173 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:00,874 不能堆屏 1174 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:02,286 规了屏 1175 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,447 对方就知道了 1176 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:04,389 文老师 1177 00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:05,288 以你多年的 1178 00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:07,125 美术从业者的经验给断断 1179 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,456 这两血是原装的吗 1180 00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,451 这胸修的太大了 1181 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:11,457 这都像尾股了 1182 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:12,857 什么情况啊 1183 00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:14,030 我看看 1184 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:18,694 笑笑 1185 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,466 我的天啊 1186 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,368 这女孩是谁呀 1187 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,106 这 这个呢 1188 00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:26,210 她是 1189 00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:27,877 她 1190 00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:30,038 是不是上回你跟我说 1191 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:32,750 你们公司面试一帮小模特 1192 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:33,918 然后她天天骚扰你 1193 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,079 给你发裸照那小姑女 1194 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:38,919 对 1195 00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:40,291 我们公司呢 1196 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,486 主要是国际品牌 1197 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:42,360 所以呢 1198 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,657 竞争也比较激烈 1199 00:42:44,595 --> 00:42:46,222 你什么时候负责面试了 1200 00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,231 你不是做法务的吗 1201 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:50,435 你个家庭妇女 1202 00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:52,303 你问人家那么大公司行情干只 1203 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:52,870 你会啊 1204 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:53,666 你过来 上这坐 1205 00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:55,465 那既然她要推销自己 1206 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,838 干趴还要搞什么阅后即焚啊 1207 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,276 怕泄漏出去呀 1208 00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:01,079 这些丫头 1209 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,012 心眼儿多着呢 1210 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:03,481 这就叫安全意识 1211 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:04,882 你看现在网络多厉害 1212 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:05,917 泄漏什么呀 1213 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:06,951 图都修成那样了 1214 00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:08,385 走马路上你能认出来啊 1215 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,421 我说你能不能别老搁这聘叭只 1216 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,255 你见 过人 家 1217 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,590 你知道人家真的假的呀 1218 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,424 你还搁那块 1219 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,949 话说的 吴小江你见过呀 1220 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:16,617 要不这样 1221 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,930 你见过吗 这种女孩 1222 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:19,920 你帮有我鉴一鉴 1223 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:21,065 就是卸了妆之后 1224 00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:22,089 这妞漂不漂亮 1225 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:23,298 我不看 你给我拿走 1226 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:24,669 我不看 1227 00:43:24,669 --> 00:43:25,403 我告诉你 1228 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:26,928 我有李杭就已经足够了 1229 00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:28,372 我觉得我的媳妇 1230 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,441 化妆不化妆 1231 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,636 都那么漂亮 1232 00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:34,236 你这不是一句废话吗 1233 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,414 来吧 吴小江 1234 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:38,683 为了你有这么漂亮的媳妇 1235 00:43:38,683 --> 00:43:40,310 是不是应该自己歇一瓶呀 1236 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:43,080 你要不吹就代表你刚才说的是假话 1237 00:43:43,688 --> 00:43:44,455 陪你一杯 来 1238 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,089 我不用陪 1239 00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,157 既然大家兴致这么好 1240 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:46,749 来 1241 00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:49,452 掌声不停我不停 1242 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:55,928 可以呀 1243 00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:56,931 行啊 小江 1244 00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:58,436 爆炸了吗 这 1245 00:43:58,436 --> 00:43:59,403 来来来 1246 00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:02,570 谁的 1247 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:03,397 谁手机啊 1248 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:05,401 我 我的 我的 1249 00:44:06,777 --> 00:44:07,767 别自己看啊 1250 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:09,606 Martin 1251 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,110 Martin问我 1252 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:13,206 说问我在哪儿呢 1253 00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:17,583 马婷是谁呀 1254 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,724 不是马婷 1255 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:21,852 那是个外国名叫Martin 1256 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:23,352 应该是个男的 1257 00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:25,093 翻译成中文就是马丁 1258 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,599 这上昕着不像是个外国人了吧 1259 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:29,433 感觉是 FE 1260 00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:31,868 包装了英文名的外企打工仔 1261 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,861 我爸公司光Sarah就六个 1262 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,370 这确实是 1263 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:36,902 外企客户 1264 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,467 外企客户 1265 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:39,937 什么客户啊 1266 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,106 我怎么不知道 1267 00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:42,813 为什么上来 1268 00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:43,974 就问你在哪儿 1269 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:47,185 老马想跟我做个生意 1270 00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,020 然后我俩都聊的非常好了 1271 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,421 已经快签合同了 1272 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:52,253 完了 他老板出来把这事给否了 1273 00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:54,458 老马就觉得这事特对不起我 1274 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:56,222 隔三差五的就老想请我了力饭 1275 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,495 然后 1276 00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:58,826 就发信息老问我在哪 1277 00:44:59,096 --> 00:44:59,619 老马挺讲究 1278 00:44:59,997 --> 00:45:00,555 买卖不成仁义在嘛 1279 00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:01,330 是不是 1280 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,431 人家 挺好 1281 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:03,495 那你给人回一个 1282 00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:06,995 我觉得是这样啊 1283 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:07,939 像这种 1284 00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:09,202 假客气的微信 1285 00:45:09,974 --> 00:45:10,532 就不用回 1286 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:11,869 也是 也是 1287 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:13,611 回一个吧 1288 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:14,703 别耽误了生意 1289 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,015 那我回个就说 1290 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:21,652 饭后联系吧 1291 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:22,084 是吧 1292 00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:22,887 我 1293 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:23,376 回一个 1294 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:24,744 我觉得是这样啊 1295 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,116 你说 1296 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,854 我们这么多人坐这儿呢 1297 00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:28,459 然后 1298 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:29,551 你给人回微信 1299 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:31,595 你一句我一句跟人聊着 1300 00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,897 我们几个大眼瞪小眼的搁这看着 1301 00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:34,758 不合适吧 1302 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:35,733 就是 就是 1303 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:36,256 来来来来 1304 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,363 这是生意呀 1305 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,096 对 1306 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:44,735 对 1307 00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:46,776 我觉得 1308 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:48,206 就算是客户的话 1309 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:51,616 也有 1310 00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:52,742 下班的时间吧 1311 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:54,952 你得让人家休息休息 1312 00:45:54,952 --> 00:45:55,919 对吧 吴小江 1313 00:45:58,189 --> 00:45:58,712 笑笑 1314 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,087 我们家这生意跟你那工作真不一样 1315 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:04,462 吴小江 1316 00:46:04,462 --> 00:46:06,191 这是给他儿子赚奶粉钱 1317 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:08,096 哪分什么上班下班呀 1318 00:46:10,735 --> 00:46:11,759 我实在不行 1319 00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:12,436 我 1320 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:13,304 我回一条吧 1321 00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:13,862 是吧 1322 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:14,502 回一条 1323 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,739 你说以前没手机的时候多好啊 1324 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:23,274 下班以后 1325 00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:25,043 谁也别想找咱们 1326 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:27,709 现在呢 1327 00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,849 微信都变成办公工具了 1328 00:46:34,558 --> 00:46:35,218 在吗 1329 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:36,685 上地局 1330 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:38,693 最近好吗 1331 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:42,766 还有这种 1332 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:44,568 你干嘛呢 1333 00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:45,592 你在哪呢 1334 00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:46,802 我任什么告诉你 1335 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:47,798 我在哪呢 1336 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:48,731 我下班了 1337 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:49,740 知道吗 1338 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:50,941 什么叫一个微信 1339 00:46:50,941 --> 00:46:51,575 我下班了 1340 00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:52,276 你一微信叫我 1341 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:53,266 我就得出现是吗 1342 00:46:53,577 --> 00:46:54,976 你要我干嘛我就干嘛是吗 1343 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:57,781 什么玩意儿 1344 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:31,180 怎么才接电话 1345 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:32,515 什么时候还钱啊你 1346 00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:54,466 谁手机响 1347 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:56,699 我的 广告 1348 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,375 广告 1349 00:47:58,843 --> 00:47:59,867 广告短 吗信 1350 00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:03,040 跟你们玩个好玩的 1351 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:05,241 SIRI 1352 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,548 请读一下这条短信 1353 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:12,882 还有这功能呢 1354 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:16,527 家家有老人 1355 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,494 人人会变老 1356 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:18,895 大家都敬老 1357 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,356 社会 更美好 1358 00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,029 天堂养老院 1359 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:24,063 让你与上帝做邻居 1360 00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:26,065 天堂养老院 1361 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,238 这 1362 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,139 起的什么名啊 1363 00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:30,039 谁能把自己葡妈送天堂去啊 1364 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:31,269 够缺心眼的 1365 00:48:31,642 --> 00:48:32,939 跟天使做朋友昵还 1366 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,549 我问问你 1367 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,018 是想把谁 1368 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,093 给弄天堂上去啊 1369 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,294 来吃一个这个 1370 00:48:58,969 --> 00:48:59,800 我那天 1371 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,805 我那天就是陪嘉嘉去看的 1372 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,565 你是不是早看我妈有点碍眼了 1373 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:05,836 小江 1374 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,136 人家李杭没这意思 1375 00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:12,741 你直接给她整死多好啊 1376 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,285 怎么说话呢 1377 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,286 你看什么养老院 1378 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:16,811 你直接给埋坟地多好啊 1379 00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:18,646 说什么呢 吴小江 1380 00:49:21,192 --> 00:49:22,216 你们知道 1381 00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:23,216 文伯 1382 00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:25,422 我妈 1383 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:27,690 一个人把我们哥俩给养大的 1384 00:49:27,932 --> 00:49:29,733 正享受天伦之乐的时候 1385 00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,996 让我给送养老院去了 1386 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,531 这不大道不道吗 1387 00:49:34,538 --> 00:49:35,369 你说是不是 1388 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:35,905 和 让 1389 00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:40,005 我跟娇娇结婚以后 1390 00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:41,612 我亲妈亲区 1391 00:49:41,612 --> 00:49:42,446 后妈后爸 1392 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:43,080 加上她爸妈 1393 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,047 那是六口人叮 1394 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:45,247 八口 1395 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:46,844 怎么八口啊 1396 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,083 我也有后和爸后妈啊 1397 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,913 要不咱们老了都去养老院吧 1398 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:51,956 咱们 1399 00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:52,923 每天就玩这游戏 1400 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:53,791 你啊 1401 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:54,558 那几个驳妈 1402 00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:56,287 你愿意给放养老院就放养老院去 1403 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,229 没人愿意跟你玩这个破游戏 1404 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:58,752 听见没 1405 00:49:59,096 --> 00:50:02,833 吴小江 1406 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:02,900 李楠 李楠 1407 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:04,390 咱俩过去 1408 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:17,081 看他那脾气 1409 00:50:17,081 --> 00:50:17,912 没事 1410 00:50:17,982 --> 00:50:19,541 两口子吵吵架挺正常的 1411 00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:21,519 像我跟文伯 1412 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:22,782 我们都好多年没吵过架了 1413 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:25,285 下 1414 00:50:26,123 --> 00:50:26,817 咱俩过去鹃 1415 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,124 二点活怎么了 1416 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:30,461 行了 小江 1417 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,128 少说两句吧 1418 00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:32,463 你天天窝沙发里 1419 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,726 吹着空调追着剧 1420 00:50:33,998 --> 00:50:34,965 你左一层精华 1421 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:35,799 右一层乳液的 1422 00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:36,994 你往脸上抹且子 1423 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:38,269 人家打扮得漂漂亮亮的 1424 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:39,036 不是给你看的吗 1425 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:39,935 不是那个事 1426 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:41,461 还有 1427 00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:43,634 你今天买个包 1428 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,170 明天你买双鞋 1429 00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,844 是我在外面辛辛苦茧 1430 00:50:46,844 --> 00:50:48,278 一分一分挣回来的 1431 00:50:48,679 --> 00:50:49,113 过来 1432 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:50,114 拉我干什么呀 1433 00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:50,548 给我坐这 1434 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,615 我能怎么着她 1435 00:50:51,615 --> 00:50:52,013 坐这 1436 00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:53,013 给她厉害的 1437 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:56,442 我告诉你 李杭 1438 00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:57,621 你呀 1439 00:50:57,621 --> 00:50:58,520 也就跟我吧 1440 00:50:58,789 --> 00:50:59,915 三室一厅 你住个三室 1441 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,292 你要离了我 1442 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:02,521 你就住下水道去吧你 1443 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,356 两口子吵架说这么狠的话呢 1444 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:08,332 这将来就是雷 1445 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:08,924 我告诉你 1446 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,131 你就知道喝酒 1447 00:51:10,968 --> 00:51:11,902 喝喝喝 1448 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,904 好不容易盼着今儿 1449 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:14,772 我跟赌博一样 1450 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:15,806 今儿应该没喝 1451 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:16,398 回来了 1452 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:17,341 就坐在沙发上 1453 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:19,643 拿着个手机就在那看 1454 00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:20,778 我想让你看我一眼 1455 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:21,946 就多我看一眼 1456 00:51:21,946 --> 00:51:22,980 就那么难吗 1457 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,106 跟给你上刑一样 1458 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,617 你看看人家李楠 1459 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,185 你给人气成什么样了 1460 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:28,617 就是 1461 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:29,943 她老说我不在乎她 1462 00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:31,383 我不在乎她吗 1463 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:33,424 我要是不在乎她 1464 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,324 我天天乃那么多牡晴华干什么呀 1465 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:38,127 这吃的我现在 1466 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:39,786 出汗都是海鲜味 1467 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:43,793 没那么严重 1468 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:45,496 吴小江 我还告诉你 1469 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:47,231 要不咱俩就换换 1470 00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:48,706 你带孩子 1471 00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:49,940 你孝敬你妈 1472 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:50,930 我出去工作 1473 00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:53,003 我觉得比现在还能过得更好呢 1474 00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:54,967 李楠怎么着我都同意 1475 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,914 但是千万就不能给我妈送养老院去 1476 00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,316 这是我的底线 1477 00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:01,842 我都没想到这日子怎么过成现在这样了 1478 00:52:02,386 --> 00:52:02,953 行了 1479 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,114 差不多行了 1480 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:05,846 你给她个台阶 1481 00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:06,712 对 1482 00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:08,422 你要和气没消你冲我来 1483 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:09,926 你冲我来也行 1484 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:11,962 冲你来干嘛 1485 00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:12,861 不惯她这毛病 1486 00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:13,857 来 1487 00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:14,960 来什么 1488 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:19,868 你说李杭 1489 00:52:21,238 --> 00:52:22,535 咱这一天日子过的行 1490 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,109 你说你也不用天天的去 1491 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,645 起早贪黑的挤地铁挤公交 1492 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:28,612 是不是 1493 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,315 对 还骑一什么破电动车 1494 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,449 满哪晃悠 1495 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:33,780 你这话我就不爱听了啊 1496 00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:35,911 有俩精钱你瞧不起我们劳动人民了 1497 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,818 你算哪门子劳动人民啊 1498 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:39,552 我怎么不算劳动人民啊 1499 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:40,958 我挣得每一分钱 1500 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,793 那都一个字一个字的码出来的 1501 00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:43,385 对 1502 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,195 你码字的功夫没见着 1503 00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:46,764 但你这软饭硬隐的本事 1504 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:47,595 倒是看出来了 1505 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,266 上噶皮一碰下嘴皮 1506 00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:50,791 直接弄出一辆玛莎拉蒂来 1507 00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:53,293 下 1508 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:54,938 告诉你爸 1509 00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:56,269 那车必须买红色的 1510 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,274 还有 1511 00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,435 你以后不准送我东西 1512 00:52:58,942 --> 00:52:59,943 不送就不送鹃 1513 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:00,842 不要生气嘛 1514 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:05,582 事是这么个事 1515 00:53:05,582 --> 00:53:06,674 你能说真话啊你 1516 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,043 他让我往他那转的嘛 1517 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:10,785 吴小江 我告诉你 1518 00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:13,624 你养家不容易 1519 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:14,682 这我们都知道 1520 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,126 对吧 李杭 1521 00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:18,188 但是养家 1522 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:20,593 不只光是往家里拿钱 1523 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,260 你得拿出点时间来 1524 00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:23,767 你不能让人家李杭 1525 00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:24,563 一个人在那忙活 1526 00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:25,762 对不对 小江 1527 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:26,759 和 让 1528 00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:28,471 有毛病 1529 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:46,487 小王 1530 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:47,485 你们好 1531 00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:48,490 你好 吴阿姨 1532 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:49,488 快请进 快请进 1533 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:50,828 你看这个时间 1534 00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,227 把你们给约过来 1535 00:53:52,496 --> 00:53:53,224 没事没事 1536 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,063 那咱们就抓紧时间开始吧 1537 00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:56,662 好号 咱们开始 1538 00:53:58,669 --> 00:53:59,269 小王 1539 00:53:59,269 --> 00:53:59,837 你 1540 00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:01,032 你容我去换个衣裳 1541 00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:01,768 行 1542 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,236 在我死后 1543 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:08,940 无论我儿子 吴小江 1544 00:54:09,213 --> 00:54:11,272 还是儿媳妇 李楠 1545 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,410 当时的婚姻状况如何 1546 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,550 这套房子的继承人 1547 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,185 都是我的儿媳妇 李杭 1548 00:54:20,657 --> 00:54:22,682 她的身份证号码为 1549 00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:17,481 哥 您别生气 1550 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:18,505 我刚才摔了一跤 1551 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:19,515 你等会 1552 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:30,285 拿着呀 1553 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:32,056 谢谢啊 1554 00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:34,564 谢谢哥 1555 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,644 你好 这是吴先生定的外卖 1556 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:31,822 辛苦了啊 1557 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:32,414 没事 1558 00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:47,326 戴戴 1559 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,196 笑笑 1560 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:53,968 这也不知道谁 1561 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,179 这张罗大夏天的搁这隐烤肉 1562 00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:58,011 这玩意夏天隐多上火呀 1563 00:56:58,382 --> 00:56:59,315 整的火气那么大 1564 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:00,250 刚才态度不太好 1565 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,217 别生气了 1566 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:03,810 李楠 1567 00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:06,456 你看 小江也道次了 1568 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:06,922 是吧 1569 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:08,985 他心不诚 1570 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:11,959 你别生气了 1571 00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:13,664 你实在不行啊 1572 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:14,324 你 1573 00:57:14,498 --> 00:57:16,091 你给我送养老院去得了鹃 1574 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:18,495 你去屠宰场吧 1575 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:20,704 上什么屠宰场 1576 00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:21,762 我上屠宰场干啥啊 1577 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:23,165 行 没事了 没事了 1578 00:57:23,373 --> 00:57:23,840 来 快快快 1579 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:24,773 脚冷把鞋穿上 1580 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,674 你们俩在家天天练是吗 1581 00:57:27,811 --> 00:57:28,403 靶子大 1582 00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:29,780 脸大 1583 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:30,576 下 1584 00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,649 这可是人家小江 1585 00:57:32,649 --> 00:57:33,717 对你投来的 1586 00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:34,912 友谊的橄榄梳啊 1587 00:57:35,319 --> 00:57:36,081 村入守业得区 1588 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:37,081 来来来 1589 00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:42,189 来吧 贾迪 1590 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,018 别没完没了的了啊 1591 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:45,828 这都是我和李杭 1592 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:46,825 来之前订的 1593 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:47,864 它可能是堵车 1594 00:57:47,864 --> 00:57:48,626 送的晚了点 1595 00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:50,333 你看看这你最爱吃的金钱肉 1596 00:57:52,703 --> 00:57:53,636 金钱肉是什么呀 1597 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:54,937 我怎么没吃过 1598 00:57:55,505 --> 00:57:56,267 好不好吃 1599 00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:59,869 这人金钱肉是 1600 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:01,774 驴的宝贝 1601 00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:03,447 我不知道 1602 00:58:03,447 --> 00:58:04,972 但反正你是我的大宝贝 1603 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:15,625 咱趁着楼底下这热闹劲 1604 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,094 咱一块拍个合影吧 1605 00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:18,789 来吧 来来来 1606 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,337 大宝贝 来 1607 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:31,668 都在里面吗 1608 00:58:35,312 --> 00:58:36,346 这浪费感情的 1609 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:36,880 我的腰啊 1610 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:37,642 给人回一个吧 1611 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:38,482 过会 回吧 1612 00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:39,142 拍完照回 1613 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:39,683 别啊 1614 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:40,673 万一有急事呢 1615 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:41,718 不能有急事 1616 00:58:41,718 --> 00:58:42,686 有和急事打110了 1617 00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:43,320 谁呀 1618 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,121 这么墨迹 1619 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:44,485 快点鹃 1620 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:45,486 前男友 1621 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:47,821 前男友的微信你还留啊 1622 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,359 这有什么呀 1623 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,326 谁还没有几个前任呆 1624 00:58:51,228 --> 00:58:52,329 拍照片 拍照片 1625 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:53,023 来吧 1626 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:54,430 好 先拍 1627 00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:55,632 茄子 1628 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:05,367 下 1629 00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:06,777 贾迪 你干嘛去啊 1630 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:07,778 你听我说嘛 1631 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:08,973 这干啥呢还聚会呢 1632 00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:10,647 穿鞋穿袜子的 1633 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:11,239 你干只 1634 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:13,650 他最近交了个新的女朋友 1635 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:14,818 然后他想跟她上床 1636 00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:15,944 又觉得不太好 1637 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:17,584 他就让我给参谋参谋 1638 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:18,984 你们俩够团结的啊 1639 00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:20,255 你前男友 1640 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:21,286 交了个新女朋友 1641 00:59:21,758 --> 00:59:23,419 跟你商量什么时候上床 1642 00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:26,263 他真的挺单纯的 1643 00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:27,464 单纯什么呀 1644 00:59:27,464 --> 00:59:28,329 大半夜发微信 1645 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:29,427 说要做爱 1646 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:30,594 单纯吗 1647 00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:31,899 你把鞋给我 1648 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:32,803 不是 1649 00:59:32,803 --> 00:59:33,770 你听我说 1650 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:34,971 你听我说 1651 00:59:34,971 --> 00:59:35,494 下 1652 00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,163 兴许他发错了呢 1653 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:37,805 对咱 1654 00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:39,065 他就是想发一个 1655 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:40,210 我要做菜 1656 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,268 少发了个c了呢 1657 00:59:43,847 --> 00:59:44,481 不合理 啊 1658 00:59:44,481 --> 00:59:45,448 是不是不合理 1659 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:46,772 把鞋给我 1660 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:47,642 你听我说 1661 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:48,979 谁跟谁分的手呀 1662 00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:50,720 我跟他提的分手 1663 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:51,955 其实他人挺好的 1664 00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:52,922 就是太和人了 1665 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,518 确实也是太夭人了 1666 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:55,892 这分了手了 没事 1667 00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:56,688 找你瞎聊什么呀 1668 00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,629 你们俩要是真没事的话 1669 00:59:59,629 --> 01:00:00,596 你别在中间传话 1670 01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:01,498 你把电话所过去 1671 01:00:01,498 --> 01:00:02,732 你让贾迪直接跟他对话不就完了嘛 1672 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:03,631 对对对 1673 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:04,633 好 1674 01:00:08,305 --> 01:00:08,965 是我 1675 01:00:09,372 --> 01:00:09,861 下 1676 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,207 你说我怎么办啊 1677 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:13,669 我们已经第六次约会了 1678 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,375 我能不能得寸进尺一下啊 1679 01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:16,980 我跟你说了 1680 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:17,848 不行 1681 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,714 这不是第几次的问题 1682 01:00:20,016 --> 01:00:21,609 你们在一起才两个礼拜 1683 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:22,919 你这样会让人家觉得 1684 01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:23,943 你特别轻浮 1685 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:24,713 不尊重别人 1686 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:26,716 可我是真心喜欢她 1687 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:29,158 可我越是和她在一起 1688 01:00:29,559 --> 01:00:30,526 我越控制不住自己 1689 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,655 那你要是真的喜欢她 1690 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,357 你就更得控制你自己了 1691 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,000 我觉得 1692 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,468 人都是真心换真心的 1693 01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:40,664 你起码得等个一个月之后吧 1694 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:42,872 一个月 1695 01:00:43,406 --> 01:00:44,134 行吧 1696 01:00:44,241 --> 01:00:44,730 对了 1697 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:46,805 你和你那位才子怎么样了 1698 01:00:47,110 --> 01:00:48,544 你们俩也真心换真心啊 1699 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:49,974 挺好的 1700 01:00:50,347 --> 01:00:50,780 忙着呢 1701 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:51,747 不跟你说了 1702 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:53,872 行了 1703 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:54,742 没事了 1704 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:55,749 走吧 1705 01:00:56,219 --> 01:00:56,742 你走吧 1706 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:57,746 你走吧 才子 1707 01:00:58,221 --> 01:00:58,744 给你鞋 1708 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:00,454 征我脚了 1709 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:01,591 什么臭脾气 1710 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:02,758 下 1711 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:04,150 下 1712 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,526 下 1713 01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:11,092 你生我气了 1714 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,435 你不相信我 1715 01:01:12,569 --> 01:01:13,803 我不是不相信你 1716 01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:14,668 我 1717 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,267 我不高兴 1718 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:17,140 不是因为他 1719 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,130 半夜给你发微信 1720 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,002 我是因为 1721 01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:21,675 他居然跟你叫娇娇 1722 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,675 他们不都叫我娇娇吗 1723 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:24,674 有什么问题吗 1724 01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:25,379 下 1725 01:01:25,815 --> 01:01:26,550 我们都叫娇娇啊 1726 01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:27,150 都叫娇娇啊 1727 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:27,878 怎么了 1728 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:30,212 你们叫娇娇能一样吗 1729 01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:31,680 反正他叫就不行 1730 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:32,688 我受不了 1731 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,991 前男友就不能当朋友了吗 1732 01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:37,761 对前任就是清明节烧柱香的情分 1733 01:01:37,761 --> 01:01:38,956 那些藉断丝连的 1734 01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,564 都是想死灰复燃 1735 01:01:40,564 --> 01:01:41,554 娇娇你要小心了 1736 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:42,831 你看你小江叔叔 1737 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:44,665 从来就没有过前任的烦恼 1738 01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:46,033 以前分手呢 1739 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:47,501 删个电话号码 1740 01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:48,962 大家也就成陌生人了 1741 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:49,964 你说 现在 1742 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:51,508 删电话号 1743 01:01:51,508 --> 01:01:52,409 删微信 1744 01:01:52,409 --> 01:01:53,243 删支付宝 1745 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:54,142 删照片 1746 01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:55,672 这些你全删完了 1747 01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,012 人家在网上还能翻出东西 1748 01:01:58,248 --> 01:01:58,874 这年代 1749 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,948 想跟谁老死不相往来 1750 01:02:01,284 --> 01:02:01,944 确实是太难了 1751 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:03,787 怎么跟前任相处 1752 01:02:03,787 --> 01:02:04,982 是门艺术啊 1753 01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:06,056 都前任了 1754 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,023 还相处个屁啊 1755 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,636 不好好工作 1756 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:23,098 就知道讲电话 1757 01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:25,468 我男朋友他在英国念书 1758 01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:27,477 他这会儿刚下课 1759 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,536 我一天也就这么一会儿能跟他说话 1760 01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:30,805 主任 1761 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:34,947 聊吧 1762 01:02:35,652 --> 01:02:38,883 我男朋友那时候要是有智能电话就好了 1763 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,719 要不然今天晚上去我家吧 1764 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:46,162 我家里没人 1765 01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:47,129 你想干嘛 1766 01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,766 你就给你妈打一电话 1767 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:51,429 就说 1768 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:54,394 就说咱们今天同学聚会 1769 01:02:55,038 --> 01:02:56,130 怕回去晚了不安全 1770 01:03:12,689 --> 01:03:13,747 女学生吧 1771 01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:15,684 年轻漂亮的女学生吧 1772 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:16,750 乔乔 1773 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:17,826 咱闺女啊 1774 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,354 乔乔 1775 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,056 这么晚了还没回来呀 1776 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:24,564 我妈在旁边吗 1777 01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:25,765 不在 1778 01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:27,259 爸 1779 01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:29,398 今晚我能住同学家吗 1780 01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:31,165 几个人 啊 1781 01:03:32,776 --> 01:03:33,743 好几个同学呢 1782 01:03:34,244 --> 01:03:35,111 那都是男生啊 1783 01:03:35,111 --> 01:03:35,839 还是女生啊 1784 01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:37,539 男女都有 1785 01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:39,246 沈宁是不是在呢 1786 01:03:40,116 --> 01:03:41,106 哎呀 我保证 1787 01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:42,509 男生一屋女生一屋 1788 01:03:50,927 --> 01:03:51,450 乔乔 1789 01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:52,953 你 现在 1790 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:54,331 面对的是你 1791 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,231 人生中的 1792 01:03:55,231 --> 01:03:56,255 一条必经之路 1793 01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:58,101 但不管你是往左走 1794 01:03:58,101 --> 01:03:58,863 还是往右走 1795 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:00,901 答区都支持你 1796 01:04:01,738 --> 01:04:02,796 答爸也相信 1797 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,000 你一定 1798 01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:05,704 会有一个正确的选择 1799 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,410 不管以后 1800 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,374 你面对什么困难 1801 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:11,338 都记得 1802 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,040 有和葡区在 1803 01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:15,207 答 你真好 1804 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:17,253 不像我妈 1805 01:04:17,253 --> 01:04:18,743 老采赋似的有着我 1806 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:20,423 要不是您告诉我 1807 01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:21,091 我都不知道 1808 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:22,752 她在我房间装了摄像头 1809 01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:24,920 还没事就查我手机定位 1810 01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,430 你妈那是为你好 1811 01:04:27,430 --> 01:04:28,397 她怕你出事 1812 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,095 她才会出事呢 1813 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:32,095 别以为我不知道你们已经离婚了 1814 01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:33,334 乔乔 1815 01:04:34,104 --> 01:04:35,138 你跟同学好好玩 1816 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:35,772 注意安全 1817 01:04:35,772 --> 01:04:36,671 早点回家 1818 01:04:39,275 --> 01:04:41,039 这孩子不省心啊 1819 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:43,010 乔乔刚才说 1820 01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:44,379 你们俩 1821 01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:45,715 是不是吵架了 1822 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:47,550 我说今天话那么少呢 1823 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:48,346 来来来 1824 01:04:49,152 --> 01:04:50,720 吵架离婚肯定挂嘴边上了 1825 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,421 是不是 1826 01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:52,322 那衣定是让孩子听见了 1827 01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:53,089 不能误导乔乔 1828 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:55,114 你不能让她认为你们俩已经离婚了 1829 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:56,559 文伯他们俩离婚的事 1830 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:57,549 文伯都跟我说了 1831 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:58,892 就是为了买房 1832 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,293 咱家什么时候要买房了 1833 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:04,625 我怎么不知道这事儿啊 1834 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:12,636 嫂子 1835 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,210 不好意思啊 1836 01:05:14,210 --> 01:05:15,177 你说 1837 01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:17,680 我不知道 1838 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:19,849 你不知道买房这事 1839 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:20,714 所以 1840 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,194 宝贝 1841 01:05:31,194 --> 01:05:32,161 我上个洗手间 1842 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,397 真离婚了 1843 01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:47,003 那个骚扰电话 1844 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:48,370 骚扰电话 1845 01:05:49,913 --> 01:05:50,480 闲着没事 1846 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,447 调戏调戏它啊 1847 01:05:52,649 --> 01:05:53,377 先生 1848 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,485 理财产品给您介绍一下可以吗 1849 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:56,008 舞 人 1850 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,382 刚才女朋友在身边吧 1851 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:02,951 说 你怎么给挂了 1852 01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,623 你这不是让人娇娇误会我吗 1853 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,195 怎么的 1854 01:06:08,865 --> 01:06:09,559 拨回去 1855 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:11,796 拨回去啊 1856 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:19,506 怎么断了 1857 01:06:19,876 --> 01:06:21,077 我跟你说了多少回了 1858 01:06:21,077 --> 01:06:22,044 别再骚扰我了 1859 01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:23,546 是你让我 1860 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:24,514 我让你适可而止 1861 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:25,572 你听不懂人话吗 1862 01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:28,143 你装成推销电话有意思吗 1863 01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:29,285 就算我接你电话了 1864 01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,480 你觉得我会见你吗 1865 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,679 今儿我干脆把话给你说明白了 1866 01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:33,921 省的你不死心 1867 01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:35,725 在我旁边的 1868 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:36,626 不是我女朋友 1869 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:37,060 是我 1870 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:38,027 未婚麦 1871 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,896 我马上就是有老婆的人了 1872 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:41,258 你不要再骚扰我了 1873 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:42,432 死了这条心吧 1874 01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:43,422 咱俩不可能 1875 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:50,406 都是我不好 1876 01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:52,700 遇到你太晚了 1877 01:06:54,978 --> 01:06:56,241 如果我能早点遇到你 1878 01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,976 就不会在错的人身上耽误时间 1879 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,715 也不会影响我们之间的信任 1880 01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:09,886 对不起 1881 01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:10,988 对不起 宝贝 1882 01:07:12,829 --> 01:07:14,354 我刚才因为你前男友 1883 01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,223 叫你娇娇跟你发脾气了 1884 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,727 你现在能理解我的心情了吗 1885 01:07:21,671 --> 01:07:23,006 我不光介意你的前任 1886 01:07:23,006 --> 01:07:24,405 我也介意我的前任 1887 01:07:26,409 --> 01:07:27,376 这么多年 1888 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:28,673 我找一个 1889 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:29,712 不是你 1890 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:32,909 找一个不是你 1891 01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:36,819 再找一个还不是你 1892 01:07:43,927 --> 01:07:44,393 答应我 1893 01:07:47,530 --> 01:07:48,429 只有我们 1894 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:52,866 再也不能受到别人的干扰 1895 01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:54,169 好吗 1896 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:03,640 下 1897 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:04,641 太可爱了 1898 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:08,418 还是你有了眼光 1899 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,147 找男人就得找情商高的 1900 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:11,654 这样会幸福一辈子 1901 01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:12,621 挤兑谁呢 1902 01:08:19,562 --> 01:08:20,430 这老马 1903 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:21,397 跟你多大买卖啊 1904 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:22,824 没完没了的骚扰你 1905 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:23,688 不能接 1906 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:24,857 这个不能惯他臭毛病 1907 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:26,035 你别给 1908 01:08:26,035 --> 01:08:27,036 我看看到底多大的生意 1909 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:27,798 你别给接了 1910 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:30,404 怎么着 1911 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:31,540 你还不理我了 1912 01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:34,502 可不可以现实一点 1913 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:36,245 如果你觉得不满足 1914 01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,576 你可以跟我讲条件嘛 1915 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:40,450 咱们在一起如果很开心 1916 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,077 我离婚也不是不可能的 1917 01:08:45,521 --> 01:08:47,123 你 加] 国 总是这么 状态 公直过 小状态 1918 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:48,215 有意思吗 1919 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:50,126 睡都睡了 1920 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,525 能不能别再装了 1921 01:08:52,228 --> 01:08:53,320 嘴上说不想要 1922 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:54,319 后来 1923 01:08:55,064 --> 01:08:56,691 不是也叫的很大声吗 1924 01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:01,802 挂了 挂了 1925 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:02,972 他刚喝多了 1926 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:03,962 青措理他 来来来 1927 01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:05,030 来 喝酒 1928 01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:08,302 叫的很大声是什么意思 1929 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:13,443 我想起来了 1930 01:09:14,017 --> 01:09:15,610 那天我们出去孢饭 1931 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:16,785 然后 1932 01:09:17,186 --> 01:09:18,483 差点跟旁边那桌干起来 1933 01:09:19,188 --> 01:09:20,053 然后我一嗓子 1934 01:09:21,190 --> 01:09:21,713 别编了 1935 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:23,549 他说的是喝酒的事吗 1936 01:09:24,527 --> 01:09:25,050 我明白了 1937 01:09:26,362 --> 01:09:27,124 我可明白了 1938 01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,056 他三鼻五次的 1939 01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:33,002 找我喝酒 1940 01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:36,003 那你答应他了 1941 01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:36,606 我没有 1942 01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:37,971 这不一直躲着他吗 媳妇 1943 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:39,275 我能答应他 1944 01:09:39,275 --> 01:09:40,743 我天天没事你们都知道 1945 01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:41,944 就看看 1946 01:09:41,944 --> 01:09:43,346 看看美女小主播啥的 1947 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:44,074 我还 1948 01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,386 公司可是有人看到 1949 01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:52,320 我们一起进的酒店哦 1950 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,382 其实 1951 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,222 其实那天我喝多了 1952 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,165 我喝多了那天 1953 01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:05,427 然后呢 1954 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,005 舞 人 1955 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:13,600 几次 1956 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:17,271 一次 1957 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:18,939 就一次 1958 01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:26,789 我说你那手机怕人看呢 1959 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:28,114 你藏的够深的呀 1960 01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:28,950 别给我废话 1961 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,021 上大学那会儿 1962 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,251 你没事就拉我洗澡 1963 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:33,389 还非要给我搓背 1964 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:35,098 说比老头儿搓的干净 1965 01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:35,963 还不花钱 1966 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,032 他什么时候 1967 01:10:38,534 --> 01:10:40,024 这事我也是才 1968 01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:41,194 刚刚知道 1969 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:43,039 但是我觉得吧 1970 01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:44,006 这个事 它是 1971 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:45,942 可以理解的 1972 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:46,909 你还理解 1973 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:48,711 媳妇你 1974 01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:50,046 怪不得我生完孩子以后 1975 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:51,207 你就再也不碰我了 1976 01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:52,848 怪不得在我之前 1977 01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:55,284 你一个女朋友都没有交过 1978 01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:55,918 媳妇 1979 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,182 我男朋友我也没交过 1980 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,018 我告诉你吧 1981 01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:02,650 这事就是为了咱家生意 1982 01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:04,124 那天我确实也是喝多了 1983 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:05,793 你以为我愿意呢 1984 01:11:06,395 --> 01:11:07,453 那你干嘛叫那么大声 1985 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,400 我疼 1986 01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:58,170 开免提 1987 01:12:01,384 --> 01:12:02,112 贾老师 1988 01:12:03,186 --> 01:12:03,880 你哪位呀 1989 01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:04,520 我呀 1990 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:05,487 张驰啊 1991 01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:07,690 我上次给您定做那个戒指 1992 01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:08,521 您还满意吧 1993 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:09,392 还行 1994 01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:09,826 挺好的 1995 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:10,622 你有什么事吗 1996 01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:11,761 哥 1997 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,930 我上次跟您说那个做古装道具的事 1998 01:12:13,930 --> 01:12:15,231 您看您得帮有我在 1999 01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:16,460 剧组里边搭个线啊 2000 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:18,529 我这什么都能做啊 2001 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,303 古代的现代的高仿的 2002 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:21,871 上次给您做的那对 2003 01:12:21,871 --> 01:12:22,633 宝格丽的耳环 2004 01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:24,235 专柜都验不出来 2005 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:25,074 行行行 2006 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:25,842 我知道了 2007 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,968 我这还有事先不跟你说了 2008 01:12:29,412 --> 01:12:30,243 什么宝格丽耳环 2009 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:32,540 我给你 2010 01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:34,711 订那个戒指的时候 2011 01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:35,710 顺便买的 2012 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,479 顺便买的 2013 01:12:39,555 --> 01:12:40,351 我又没耳洞 2014 01:12:41,123 --> 01:12:42,318 顺便买什么耳环呀 2015 01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:43,793 我送你 2016 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:45,386 肯定不能送高仿的嘛 2017 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:48,696 羽 说 你给谁的 2018 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:51,027 制片人 2019 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:51,893 制片人 2020 01:12:52,735 --> 01:12:53,736 人家请我 2021 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:54,430 写剧本 2022 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:55,304 这不是得 2023 01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:56,271 音田章 给人意思意思 2024 01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:29,133 白鲸影 鲸影业 2025 01:13:30,206 --> 01:13:31,240 我顺便给你问问 2026 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:31,841 不用不用 2027 01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:33,442 这个耳环她喜不喜欢 2028 01:13:33,442 --> 01:13:34,500 还催稿子呢 2029 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:36,112 刚才咱俩不是说好了 2030 01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:37,079 要抓我走了 2031 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:40,048 迪哥 2032 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:42,713 我怀孕了 2033 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:44,312 你在哪儿啊 2034 01:13:44,887 --> 01:13:45,288 你快回来 2035 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:46,088 我要见你一面 2036 01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:47,256 商量商量应该怎么办 2037 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,457 我现在心里面特别慌 2038 01:13:48,457 --> 01:13:50,255 我真的不知道应该怎么办 2039 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,425 恭喜你呀 2040 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:53,562 你 你们 2041 01:13:53,562 --> 01:13:55,052 不是要了这么多年的孩子吗 2042 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:56,065 这 这不是 2043 01:13:56,065 --> 01:13:57,191 如愿以偿了嘛 2044 01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:00,794 王丽彤 2045 01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:03,804 你什么时候当上制片人了 2046 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:05,636 下 2047 01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:12,504 下 2048 01:14:13,916 --> 01:14:14,883 听我说 2049 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:16,541 下 2050 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:18,547 你可以呀 2051 01:14:19,422 --> 01:14:20,323 兄弟 2052 01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:21,290 娇娇你听我说 2053 01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:23,215 下 2054 01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:26,126 下 2055 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:31,793 下 2056 01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:37,862 滚蛋 2057 01:14:53,289 --> 01:14:53,881 王丽彤 2058 01:14:54,123 --> 01:14:54,885 是我 2059 01:14:58,561 --> 01:15:00,325 你挺能耐呀你 2060 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,359 隐我的喝我的 2061 01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:04,095 现在还睡我男人了 2062 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:07,294 你要不要一点脸 2063 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,476 谁天天跟个狗一样 2064 01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:14,443 围在我身边 2065 01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:27,712 我跟你说 2066 01:15:29,091 --> 01:15:30,684 这事没这么容易完 2067 01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:34,960 你给我等着 2068 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,364 我们已经离婚了 2069 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,697 为什么不能分开 2070 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:15,703 乔乔她还小 2071 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:19,667 再说你妈妈一直身体不好 2072 01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,844 我爸他又刚刚做了手术 2073 01:16:21,844 --> 01:16:22,678 这个节 节骨了眼 2074 01:16:22,678 --> 01:16:23,611 怎么能跟 2075 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:30,650 在你眼里 2076 01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:34,550 我是一个错误的妻子 2077 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:39,294 在乔乔眼里 2078 01:16:41,230 --> 01:16:42,629 我是一个错误的母亲 2079 01:16:45,868 --> 01:16:47,199 咱们家所有问题 2080 01:16:49,171 --> 01:16:50,229 都是我的错 2081 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,737 可我到底错在哪儿了 2082 01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:20,032 你穿内衣了吗 2083 01:17:27,409 --> 01:17:27,743 李楠 2084 01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:28,301 开门 2085 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,306 我 吴小江 2086 01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:41,588 你穿内衣了吗 2087 01:17:44,026 --> 01:17:44,993 你穿内衣了吗 2088 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,023 我根本我都不认识他 2089 01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:53,424 我们就是一起玩游戏的情侣 2090 01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:55,905 情侣 玩游戏 2091 01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:56,839 玩啥游戏 2092 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:57,806 不穿内衣啊 2093 01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,008 是让你回血 2094 01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,669 还是能增加你攻击力啊 2095 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:02,640 就是开开玩笑 2096 01:18:03,045 --> 01:18:03,568 开玩笑 2097 01:18:04,947 --> 01:18:06,142 你咋不跟他开玩笑呢 2098 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:08,083 你跟他说 2099 01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:08,350 你问问他 2100 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,317 涡尺席员党 2101 01:18:09,785 --> 01:18:10,119 吴小江 2102 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:10,847 你够了 2103 01:18:11,787 --> 01:18:12,982 我们从来都不打电话的 2104 01:18:13,756 --> 01:18:14,848 关系仅限于游戏 2105 01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:16,684 而且人家有家 2106 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:18,717 管的也很严 2107 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:19,589 我松 2108 01:18:20,462 --> 01:18:21,597 他有家你没有 2109 01:18:21,597 --> 01:18:22,860 你以为你是单身啊 2110 01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:24,191 拿过来 2111 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:26,330 给他打个电话 2112 01:18:26,569 --> 01:18:27,536 看看你们不穿衣服 2113 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:28,503 玩的什么游戏 2114 01:18:28,804 --> 01:18:29,236 来 2115 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:31,663 说 2116 01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:32,563 接 2117 01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:40,276 没想到 2118 01:18:41,283 --> 01:18:42,585 你居然给我打电话了 2119 01:18:42,585 --> 01:18:43,518 说话 2120 01:18:46,288 --> 01:18:46,880 对不起 2121 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,383 是因为 2122 01:18:49,325 --> 01:18:50,019 太好奇了 2123 01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:50,950 是我 2124 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:51,955 今天发的内容 2125 01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:53,255 太过分了吗 2126 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:54,396 没有 2127 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,454 这只是一个游戏 2128 01:18:56,298 --> 01:18:57,197 你的声音 2129 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,529 跟我想的不一样 2130 01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:01,969 咱们不是说过 2131 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:03,303 不打电话的吗 2132 01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:04,529 你 2133 01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:06,336 又和老公吵架了 2134 01:19:08,010 --> 01:19:08,877 以后 2135 01:19:08,877 --> 01:19:09,969 别突然给我打电话 2136 01:19:10,613 --> 01:19:11,341 我不方便 2137 01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:12,512 对不起 2138 01:19:12,781 --> 01:19:13,748 那游戏里见吧 2139 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:25,652 你穿内裤了吗 2140 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,653 这不打电话了了吗 2141 01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:28,760 他 2142 01:19:29,231 --> 01:19:29,925 我们不认识呀 2143 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,300 你应该能听出来啊 2144 01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:32,529 我们都没有打过电话的 2145 01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:33,636 我没问你打电话 2146 01:19:33,636 --> 01:19:35,161 我问你穿内裤了吗 2147 01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:37,606 我们就是打游戏 2148 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:38,869 你有完没完呀 吴小江 2149 01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:40,609 别问我 2150 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:41,277 我在问你 2151 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,711 你穿内裤了吗 2152 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:47,307 娇娇:把孩子打了 我给你钱) 2153 01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:50,105 下 2154 01:20:50,813 --> 01:20:52,008 你不去追追娇娇去啊 2155 01:20:52,981 --> 01:20:53,607 追个必 民啊 2156 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:56,885 你别成吃葛小淡操心的了 2157 01:20:56,885 --> 01:20:58,114 管好你们自己家的事吧 2158 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,923 什么叫我成吃葛下淡操心 2159 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:01,957 我这好心好意的 2160 01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:03,292 让你去追你们家那傻白甜 2161 01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:04,126 你怎么还跟我还 2162 01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:05,494 你好心好意 2163 01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:06,161 刚才要不是你 2164 01:21:06,161 --> 01:21:07,129 一次一次接电话 2165 01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:08,096 娇娇能走啊 2166 01:21:08,163 --> 01:21:10,257 这游戏不是你张罗玩的吗 2167 01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:11,333 你不就是想看 2168 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,501 人家傻白甜的手机吗 2169 01:21:12,501 --> 01:21:13,468 你以为我不知道啊 2170 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,295 我告; 诉你 页 下 2171 01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:16,561 你从小啊 2172 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,104 就喜欢吃软饭 2173 01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:19,664 今天得到报应了吧 2174 01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:21,143 这个就是你的下场 2175 01:21:21,143 --> 01:21:21,844 你玩儿现了 2176 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,679 我吃软饭我有这张脸 2177 01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:24,976 你隐一个试试啊 2178 01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:25,781 脸 2179 01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:26,715 说到脸这说的好 2180 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:27,683 我告诉你我也有脸 2181 01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:28,851 咱俩唯一的区别就是 2182 01:21:28,851 --> 01:21:29,385 我要脸 2183 01:21:29,385 --> 01:21:30,519 你不要脸 2184 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:31,247 你要脸 2185 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:32,181 你为俩臭钱 2186 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:32,888 我告诉你 2187 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,049 我是为了生活 2188 01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:34,890 你 2189 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:35,789 是为了虚荣 2190 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:36,792 为了 2191 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:37,459 表现自己 2192 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:38,427 哈玛莎拉蒂 2193 01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:39,328 红的白的都没有了吧 2194 01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:40,329 骑你破电动车去吧 2195 01:21:40,329 --> 01:21:40,963 别说了 2196 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,294 红的白的我都没有 2197 01:21:42,598 --> 01:21:43,861 那我也没有绿的 2198 01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:44,466 什么绿的 2199 01:21:44,466 --> 01:21:45,194 说什么玩意儿绿的 2200 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:46,969 裤祖 裤祖 裤祖 2201 01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:47,736 下 2202 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:48,137 怎么的 2203 01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:49,104 打架啊 2204 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:53,305 你什么都说呀你 2205 01:21:53,675 --> 01:21:54,743 你看看你的为人 2206 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,233 你怎 i 你怎么对这些女孩的 2207 01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:57,413 我为人怎么了 2208 01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:58,403 我像你似的 2209 01:21:58,614 --> 01:21:59,081 你影帝 2210 01:21:59,081 --> 01:21:59,815 你都离婚了 2211 01:21:59,815 --> 01:22:00,714 你演什么呀你 2212 01:22:01,183 --> 01:22:02,241 你到底因为什么离婚啊 2213 01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:03,252 因为女模特 2214 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:04,185 还是因为女学生 2215 01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:05,019 笑笑 2216 01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:06,516 他离婚不是因为你吧 2217 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:07,589 跟你没关系吧 2218 01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:09,591 你是疯狗啊你 2219 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:11,184 我就是疯了 2220 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:12,628 你 2221 01:22:12,628 --> 01:22:13,254 有地位 2222 01:22:13,462 --> 01:22:13,962 你 2223 01:22:13,962 --> 01:22:14,724 有钱 2224 01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:15,730 瞧不起我是不是 2225 01:22:16,064 --> 01:22:17,498 你们老婆孩子热炳头的 2226 01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:18,894 我有个屁啊 2227 01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:20,803 我早就不想活了 2228 01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:21,804 你弄死我 2229 01:22:21,804 --> 01:22:22,404 下 2230 01:22:22,404 --> 01:22:23,098 你冷静点 2231 01:22:24,406 --> 01:22:26,101 冷静点 冷静点 2232 01:22:26,408 --> 01:22:27,102 下 2233 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:28,600 你松开吓 2234 01:22:32,815 --> 01:22:33,247 吴小江 2235 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:35,179 你跟我玩真格的是吧 2236 01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:37,710 你别克资啊 2237 01:22:38,053 --> 01:22:39,254 是你自己抢的 2238 01:22:39,254 --> 01:22:40,619 你自己打的自己 2239 01:22:40,923 --> 01:22:41,256 你干嘛 2240 01:22:41,256 --> 01:22:41,924 你干什么呀你 2241 01:22:41,924 --> 01:22:42,891 我跟你没完 2242 01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:48,790 这东西啊 2243 01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:50,226 你得这么使 2244 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:52,965 扎他 2245 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:55,601 吴小江 你先来 2246 01:22:55,904 --> 01:22:56,598 来 拿住了 2247 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:57,303 往这扎 2248 01:22:57,673 --> 01:22:58,299 一扎一个准 2249 01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:00,069 滋满墙血 2250 01:23:00,943 --> 01:23:01,569 多解气呀 2251 01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:02,875 扎呀 2252 01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:05,339 扎呀 2253 01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:11,209 刚才不挺牛的吗 2254 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:13,645 这会儿怎么处了 2255 01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:21,755 从上学到现在 2256 01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:23,229 十几年了吧 2257 01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:25,093 什么时候急过呀 2258 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:28,203 什么难昕的话没说过 2259 01:23:29,271 --> 01:23:29,931 今儿为什么呀 2260 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:34,166 就因为一破手机是吗 2261 01:23:42,217 --> 01:23:44,015 这玩意儿人家发明它的时候吧 2262 01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,421 说是能够 2263 01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:47,081 沟通方便 2264 01:23:47,723 --> 01:23:48,417 增进感情 2265 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,521 现在可倒好 2266 01:23:53,896 --> 01:23:55,091 有那么上疗吗 2267 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:58,567 人从早上睁开眼睛 2268 01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,557 到晚上睡觉的时候 2269 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:02,404 连上而所 2270 01:24:02,404 --> 01:24:03,371 都插着它 2271 01:24:05,073 --> 01:24:06,472 你说朋友之间想隐个饭 2272 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:07,699 好久不见聊聊天吧 2273 01:24:08,110 --> 01:24:08,702 结果呢 2274 01:24:08,911 --> 01:24:09,844 所有人一坐那 2275 01:24:10,612 --> 01:24:11,545 低着头看手机 2276 01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:12,712 没一个人说话 2277 01:24:14,616 --> 01:24:15,310 最可笑的 2278 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,580 两口子躺在被富里 2279 01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:19,354 你宁可玩手机 2280 01:24:19,354 --> 01:24:20,412 你都不看她一眼 2281 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:25,587 这什么呀 2282 01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:28,360 成了你的长期饭票 2283 01:24:29,464 --> 01:24:30,727 乃软饭的工具 2284 01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:32,329 对吗 2285 01:24:42,978 --> 01:24:43,843 为什么呀 2286 01:24:49,117 --> 01:24:50,778 为什么喜欢戴着个面具 2287 01:24:53,455 --> 01:24:55,048 活在一个虚伪的世界里 2288 01:25:03,565 --> 01:25:04,191 有劲吗 2289 01:25:26,521 --> 01:25:27,147 我也一样 2290 01:25:29,925 --> 01:25:31,552 以前我以为这东西 2291 01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:34,096 能在事业上 2292 01:25:34,096 --> 01:25:36,064 成为帮有我披猎斩棘的斧子 2293 01:25:39,267 --> 01:25:40,200 可结果呢 2294 01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:47,533 它现在成了一把刀子 2295 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:56,075 扎在我心里 2296 01:25:58,687 --> 01:25:59,654 韩总 2297 01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:01,387 我可没强迫你啊 2298 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:04,050 你喝多了 2299 01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:13,268 我现在 2300 01:26:13,268 --> 01:26:14,235 把它拔出来 2301 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,163 拨出来让你们看清楚 2302 01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:42,920 想明白了 2303 01:26:43,465 --> 01:26:44,728 马丁你给我听好了 2304 01:26:45,901 --> 01:26:47,062 我不会再怕你 2305 01:26:48,603 --> 01:26:49,570 我不会辞职 2306 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:52,071 火气这么大 2307 01:26:52,808 --> 01:26:54,537 我送你的礼物不喜欢吗 2308 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,102 听你这口气 2309 01:26:57,779 --> 01:26:58,541 还要告我 2310 01:26:59,614 --> 01:27:00,206 什么理由 2311 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:02,947 强奸吗 2312 01:27:06,021 --> 01:27:07,546 那你也没有证据啊 2313 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:09,884 法院见 2314 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:02,043 媳妇人儿 2315 01:28:02,043 --> 01:28:02,805 回家 2316 01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:21,496 我一天天的就上网看的女主播 2317 01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:22,463 怎么的了我刷个礼物 2318 01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:23,797 我一天跟孙子似的 2319 01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:24,894 我啥也没干啊 2320 01:28:25,534 --> 01:28:25,966 就你忙 2321 01:28:26,268 --> 01:28:27,235 我就不能放松放松 2322 01:28:30,438 --> 01:28:32,007 什么照片 什么照片呀 2323 01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:32,974 装什么傻呀 2324 01:28:33,508 --> 01:28:34,669 你给网红到底刷了多人少钱 2325 01:28:35,177 --> 01:28:36,411 我就实话告诉你吧 2326 01:28:36,411 --> 01:28:37,674 我还真就没少花 2327 01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:39,674 但是以后我不会给她花钱了 2328 01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:40,882 因为我把钱攒下来 2329 01:28:40,882 --> 01:28:41,815 给你买裤祖 2330 01:28:42,751 --> 01:28:43,718 怎么的啊 2331 01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:44,685 不穿裤祖 2332 01:28:44,953 --> 01:28:45,887 你是 闪 很兴 琴 呢 2333 01:28:45,887 --> 01:28:46,721 还是怎么的 2334 01:28:46,721 --> 01:28:47,688 兴奋啊 2335 01:28:50,225 --> 01:28:51,693 那你天天看网红照片 2336 01:28:52,127 --> 01:28:53,686 坐在沙发上你也兴奋吧 2337 01:28:53,962 --> 01:28:54,930 差 只 2338 01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:56,420 发现了新大陆特别开阅 2339 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:17,618 下 2340 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:20,856 你那剧本里有没有那种 2341 01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:22,224 身串绝症 2342 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:23,749 阳痿不举的角色呀 2343 01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:26,786 有的话留着啊 2344 01:29:27,462 --> 01:29:27,985 干嘛 2345 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,132 把那孙子名字告诉你 2346 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:32,858 把丫给我写死 2347 01:29:35,503 --> 01:29:36,238 你那事儿 2348 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:37,572 有什么需要帮忙的 2349 01:29:37,572 --> 01:29:38,630 随时招呼我 2350 01:29:39,307 --> 01:29:39,865 舞 人 2351 01:30:49,311 --> 01:30:50,403 我撑不下去了 2352 01:30:54,082 --> 01:30:55,607 我们不应该是这样的 2353 01:31:26,348 --> 01:31:27,372 戴戴 2354 01:31:44,566 --> 01:31:45,533 下 2355 01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:07,280 谁当初跟老娘说喜欢小白免的 2356 01:32:08,323 --> 01:32:09,591 老娘都答应你 2357 01:32:09,591 --> 01:32:10,558 都给你 2358 01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,327 你却做出这种事情来 2359 01:32:13,428 --> 01:32:14,691 知道你这叫什么吗 2360 01:32:17,365 --> 01:32:19,060 给脸不要脸 2361 01:32:22,337 --> 01:32:24,635 我现在再给你一次机会 2362 01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:26,705 从今天开始 2363 01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,700 你一心一意的跟我在一起 2364 01:32:31,446 --> 01:32:34,177 这些事情我全部都可以一笔色销 2365 01:32:36,518 --> 01:32:38,077 剧本写的再烂 2366 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,983 我都让我爸给你投 2367 01:32:50,031 --> 01:32:51,692 对不起 2368 01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:22,461 那孩子确实是我的 2369 01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,228 废话 2370 01:33:26,167 --> 01:33:27,692 我这人你是了解的 2371 01:33:28,369 --> 01:33:29,734 养活自己都费劲呢 2372 01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:34,742 但是如果 2373 01:33:34,742 --> 01:33:35,709 你肯帮忙 2374 01:33:37,011 --> 01:33:39,139 我们俩一起养活这孩子 2375 01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:41,573 我觉得问题应该不大 2376 01:33:44,252 --> 01:33:46,016 我 2377 01:33:47,689 --> 01:33:48,884 送你的耳环是假的 2378 01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:53,755 真的也太贵了 2379 01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:58,061 但我刚才说的这些话都是真的 2380 01:35:20,181 --> 01:35:20,875 妈 2381 01:35:21,916 --> 01:35:22,974 我回家了 2382 01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:32,333 怎么样 2383 01:39:32,333 --> 01:39:33,630 我这剧本创意不错吧 2384 01:39:34,101 --> 01:39:36,092 一场手机引发的血案 2385 01:39:36,471 --> 01:39:37,638 保证电影一散场 2386 01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,106 男观众进男厕所 2387 01:39:39,106 --> 01:39:40,341 女观众进女厕所 2388 01:39:40,341 --> 01:39:41,175 都掏出手机 2389 01:39:41,175 --> 01:39:42,404 哗哗哗的删东西 2390 01:39:43,344 --> 01:39:43,678 来吧 2391 01:39:43,678 --> 01:39:45,146 咱一块玩会儿这个游戏 2392 01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:46,603 帮有我丰富丰富细节 2393 01:39:47,949 --> 01:39:48,848 把手机都放里头 2394 01:39:52,386 --> 01:39:52,978 你看你 2395 01:39:53,721 --> 01:39:54,745 都没人搭理你 2396 01:39:55,056 --> 01:39:55,579 是不是 2397 01:39:55,857 --> 01:39:56,491 你玩儿吗 2398 01:39:56,491 --> 01:39:57,024 你看人不玩儿 2399 01:39:57,024 --> 01:39:57,458 你玩儿吗 2400 01:39:57,458 --> 01:39:58,425 人家也不玩儿 2401 01:40:00,194 --> 01:40:01,025 但是我告诉你 2402 01:40:02,330 --> 01:40:03,231 我们跟你玩儿 2403 01:40:03,231 --> 01:40:04,426 是因为我们手机里啥事都没有 2404 01:40:05,399 --> 01:40:07,168 你就不一定了吧 2405 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:08,135 你敢玩儿吗 2406 01:40:08,469 --> 01:40:09,129 说你呢 130502

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