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It's recording. 10 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,025 -[Johnny] Okay. -[Jason] And then 11 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,945 [Johnny] Should I wear my glasses for this? 12 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,781 [Jeff] It'll it'll be okay. 13 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,657 [Jason] Go ahead. 14 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,951 Well, I'm Johnny Knoxville, United States of America, 15 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,495 and I'll be doin' a little article 16 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,163 on self-defense equipment. 17 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,457 We're goin' to drive out to the desert and 18 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,252 I have a .38 hammerless 19 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,338 nice and light Smith and Wesson, 20 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,924 that's got all the stopping power of a nine millimeter. 21 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,717 And I'll be gettin' shot in the chest 22 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,137 with this 911 23 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,350 level IIA Kevlar vest. 24 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:44,104 Oh, and, to absorb some of the impact from the bullet, 25 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,272 I'll be putting these magazines, 26 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,275 couple of Hustlers and a couple of Leg Worlds, under the vest 27 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,778 to avoid any and all blunt-force trauma. 28 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,863 All right. 29 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,991 That's why I'd rather have someone else shoot me. 30 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:57,992 -[Loomis] fuckin' sketch, man. -[Jeff] Hang on a sec. 31 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,577 Like that, Jason? 32 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,205 [Jason] Uh, looks pretty good. 33 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,712 [Jason] I can't handle this, dude. 34 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,382 [Loomis] Dude, it's fuckin' sketch, man. 35 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,175 [Loomis] Dude, don't be stupid. 36 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,512 [Jason] Say a prayer, dude. 37 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,514 This is beyond dumb. 38 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,600 -Let's fuckin' go. -[gun chamber clicks] 39 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,352 [Jason] Now you gotta go the whole way around. 40 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,563 -You sure? -[Jason] I can't handle this. 41 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:27,939 [Loomis] P.J., let's fucking go. 42 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:29,440 [Jason] Find out where the bullet went. 43 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,234 -[Loomis] P.J. -[gun chamber clicks] 44 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,944 [Loomis] Come on, man! 45 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,116 -P.J., let's fucking go. -[gun chamber clicks] 46 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,161 [Loomis] I'm about to throw a fuckin' rock at you. Let's go. 47 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,918 -[gun chamber clicks] -[Jason] It's the next one. 48 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,170 [Loomis] P.J., come on! 49 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,671 [Jason] I can't handle this. 50 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:52,547 [Loomis] Make sure you got it fuckin' 51 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,800 P.J. 52 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,345 This is so fuckin' lame, I can't even tell you right now. 53 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,057 Forget it. 54 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,684 -[gunshot] -[grunts] 55 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,812 -[Johnny] Let's go. -[Loomis chuckles] 56 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,110 [Jason] Let's go, dude. Just go. 57 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,320 Put it in the thing and go. 58 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,571 Didn't hurt? 59 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,239 No, I was kinda scared though. 60 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,538 See? Didn't even leave a fucking-- 61 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,457 Dude, I told you guys. 62 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,750 [Jason] Look at the powder burn. 63 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,043 [Johnny] I know. 64 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,003 Yeah, I was shaking a little. 65 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,880 You guys wanna go watch it on the TV? 66 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,298 [Jason] Fuck yeah. 67 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:39,052 ["Holding Out for a Hero" plays] 68 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,068 [grunts] 69 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,907 [grunts, groans] 70 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,575 [crackling] 71 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,750 [Rachel yells] 72 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,890 [Spike] Smile, this is gonna be great. 73 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,477 Walk away, back away, back away, back away, 74 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,314 back away, back away, back away. 75 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,441 -Ow! Ow, fuck! Ow, fuck! -[screaming] 76 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,734 Fuck! 77 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,943 Fuck! 78 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,403 [screams] 79 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,912 [Wee Man grunts] 80 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,334 [Ehren groans] 81 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,571 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 82 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,909 Oh! Ow! 83 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:11,746 -[laughter] -[Johnny groans] 84 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,961 -[screams] -[laughter] 85 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,838 Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay! 86 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,556 ["Corona" playing] 87 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,352 -[groans] -[laughter] 88 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:36,354 [whistling] 89 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,567 [screams] 90 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,488 [screaming] 91 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,990 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 92 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,159 [grunts] 93 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,912 -[thudding] -[groans] 94 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,705 [cheering] 95 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,666 [screaming] 96 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,003 [Ryan] Fuck! 97 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,839 [Steve-O] Oh, fuck! 98 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,678 Welcome to the first day of our final film. 99 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,347 [Spike] So what are you feeling? 100 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,600 Uh, I'm sad. 101 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,311 [Spike] How come? 102 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,358 I guess, uh 103 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,861 a big part of my, our life is 104 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,321 almost over. 105 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:28,990 [Spike] Does it make you sad, Chris? 106 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,033 No, I'm not in touch with my emotions. 107 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,077 [laughter] 108 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,248 So we have a new Jackass cast member. 109 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,666 His name's 1W-Larry. 110 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,543 He's a humanoid robot. 111 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,504 And voicing that robot 112 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,256 is Mr. Adam Ray. 113 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,342 And you're going to be making history today 114 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,637 with the first robot-to-human prostate exam. 115 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,223 This is what Jackass looks like at 50, I guess. 116 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,850 [laughing] 117 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,643 -We are of that age -Damn good, though. 118 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,729 where we have to get prostate exams. 119 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,772 -Yes, this is raising awareness. -And so we hired the finest. 120 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,149 [Adam] You see the finger on that thing? 121 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,901 [Steve-O] I did. 122 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,152 Yeah, that's not a finger, by the way. 123 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,737 It's a claw. 124 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,866 You're going to run into some trouble around mid-finger. 125 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,869 It's not there. It's this side that's all sharp. 126 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,579 [Johnny] How many times have you done this, Larry? 127 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,164 [in robotic voice] 128 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:31,135 Maybe "letting it rip" is a bad choice of words, Larry. 129 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,472 I'm Steve-O, and prostate health is super important. 130 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,391 So, this is the robot rectal exam. 131 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,643 [Larry] Yadda, yadda, yadda. 132 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,397 -[Steve-O] They're off. -[Chris] Stay safe. 133 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,566 [Steve-O] Non-lubricated condoms. 134 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,817 [Johnny] No, we have lube. 135 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,237 Oh, my God, it's so sharp. 136 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,489 Here, I'm just gonna put a little lube on for you. 137 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,907 Crunchy peanut butter. 138 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,326 -[Ehren] Oh, no. -[Steve-O] Why crunchy? 139 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,494 Drop the laundry. 140 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,537 Oh, my God. 141 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,581 [crew groaning] 142 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,250 [Chris] Oh, gross! 143 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,459 [Larry] 144 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378 Wait, wait, wait. 145 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,129 [Wee Man] Slow down, Larry. 146 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,173 [Larry] Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. 147 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,925 Wait. Wait. 148 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,555 [Chris] There we go, there we go! 149 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,515 [Steve-O screams] 150 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,809 -[laughter] -[screaming continues] 151 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,645 [Chris] Spread 'em out! Steve-O, spread 'em out! 152 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,898 Spread those cheeks out! Somebody help him. 153 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,650 [Larry] 154 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,861 [Chris] Steve! 155 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,989 Is your chocolate in his peanut butter 156 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,199 or his peanut butter in your chocolate? 157 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,951 [Larry] 158 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,868 [Chris] We need more peanut butter. 159 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,954 [Larry] 160 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,205 [Johnny] Oh, my God! 161 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,748 [Wee Man] There we go! 162 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,166 [Larry] 163 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,420 [Chris] You're almost almost there. 164 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,629 [screaming] 165 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,047 That's it. That's it. 166 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,553 [Ehren] Breathe. Go, Larry! 167 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,471 Get down! 168 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,223 [Larry] 169 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,976 [screaming] 170 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,853 -[laughter] -[Ehren] Lean over. 171 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,608 [Larry] 172 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,610 [Ehren] Oh, my God. 173 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,362 Hey, Larry, let Lance smell your finger. 174 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,448 [Larry] 175 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,911 [Ehren] Lookit, it's not that bad. 176 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:21,954 [gags] 177 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,373 [Larry] Yep. Yep. Yep. 178 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,375 [retching] 179 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,253 [Chris] Not on your damn camera! 180 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,340 [Larry] 181 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,970 [Ehren] I'll help you. 182 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,138 -Okayhere we go. -I got you. 183 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,222 [Larry] 184 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,101 I got you. I got you. 185 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,646 [Larry] 186 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,735 -[Larry vocalizing] -[Steve-O screaming] 187 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,738 [Ehren] Don't move! 188 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,783 [Larry] 189 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,034 Okay, let go, Larry. Let go, Larry. 190 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:00,993 [Larry] 191 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662 Larry, let go! let go! 192 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,748 He's got his dick all the way! Oh, my God! 193 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,085 Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 194 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,128 [Chris] Oh, my God, dude. 195 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,006 [Larry] 196 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,636 [laughter] 197 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,055 Thank you. Thank you. 198 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:21,972 Good job, Steve-O. 199 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,890 Thanks, guys. 200 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,183 [Larry] 201 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,186 Can I ask a question? 202 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,604 [Jeff] Yeah. 203 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,189 Why is this the last movie? 204 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,941 [laughs] 205 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,610 Well, I can't ride red rockets or bulls anymore, 206 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,987 so it felt like the natural place to stop. 207 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,240 Yeah, I'm certainly not gonna ride those rockets. 208 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,741 Or the bulls. [chuckles] 209 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,243 You know, we were talking, it's like 210 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,703 you know, we got all this footage 211 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287 no one's seen before or barely seen, 212 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,374 and we can pick our all-time favorite bits, 213 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,668 and, uh, shoot some new footage 214 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,171 and I'll get to see the warhammer again. 215 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,426 Well, if a scene requires me to get into my birthday suit, 216 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,137 the answer just might be yes. 217 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,013 [laughter] 218 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,309 Okay, this is called the "Golf Course Airhorn." 219 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853 When people tee off, 220 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,980 when they're coming down with their swing, 221 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,023 we're going to blow these airhorns. 222 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,778 [airhorn blares] 223 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,989 [Johnny] Oh. [sputters] 224 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,416 -[airhorn blares] -[Johnny laughs] 225 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,501 -[Ehren] Here she goes again. -[Dave] No. Is it another one? 226 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,420 -[airhorn blares] -[Johnny laughs] 227 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,963 [Dave] She still hit it really good. 228 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,597 [airhorn blares] 229 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,478 [Johnny laughing] 230 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,444 [airhorn blares] 231 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,701 What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? 232 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,286 I told you I was gonna kick your ass. 233 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,705 [Johnny] Here, you've lost your club. Sorry. 234 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,956 Didn't I tell you I was gonna come over here and kick your ass for that? 235 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,417 What? I'm sorry, I got bursitis. 236 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,669 -[golfer] You got bursitis? -[Johnny] Yeah. 237 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,546 -[golfer] So that means you gotta play with a horn? -[Johnny] It helps. 238 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,381 [golfer] I'll give you something to play with, pal. 239 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,008 [Johnny] Sorry, it won't happen again. 240 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,432 [giggling] 241 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,143 [whispering] Oh, he's gonna fucking-- 242 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,771 He took his glove. He threw-- 243 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,985 [airhorn blares] 244 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662 [Johnny] Oh, fuck. 245 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,538 [Dave] Shit, he's teein' off. He's teein' off! Get down! 246 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,580 [Johnny] Oh, shit. 247 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,415 [laughter] 248 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,838 [Dave] Get back. 249 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172 -Get down! Get down! -[Johnny] Watch this, wait, wait. 250 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549 -Get down, Dimitri! -[Johnny] Wait. 251 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,716 [airhorn blares] 252 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,927 [laughter] 253 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,932 [Dave] Oh, fuck. 254 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,978 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 255 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,772 This is Tory Belleci, international scientist. 256 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483 This is "Follow the Leader." 257 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,071 So what's gonna happen is Knoxville's gonna move his arm 258 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407 and an electrical signal will go into the computer, 259 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,701 and then he will be able to control your arms. 260 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,454 -What? -So, all you need to do is flex your muscle. 261 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,497 No problem. 262 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,665 Yeah. 263 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,292 -[screams] -[laughter] 264 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,129 All right. 265 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,964 -[Rachel] Oh, my God. -Holy shit! 266 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,591 -What? -[Dark Shark] Dude. 267 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343 What the heck? That's a lotta electroids! 268 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,432 Can we get Poopies a coffee, please? 269 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,641 How hot is that coffee? 270 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,685 Hot. 271 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,270 Have a little bit of coffee, Poopies. I'm sure it'll be-- 272 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,898 -[laughter] -[machine buzzing] 273 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,235 I think somebody needs to shave. 274 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112 -Here is a -[Dark Shark] Gotta shave. 275 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780 [Johnny] almost-new shaver. 276 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991 Couple of weeks old. Just start shaving. 277 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,035 -You gotta get-- -[Johnny] All you gotta-- Yeah, that's good. 278 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703 -That's good. -You missed a spot, yeah? 279 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,996 [screams] 280 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,332 [laughter] 281 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,459 Lance, why are you not-- 282 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,962 Look, Lance is not looking. 283 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339 Hey, Poopies, you gotta get it underneath. 284 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674 I know what you want me to do, and 285 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,844 -I'll do it. -[laughter] 286 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642 Yeah, yeah, doing good. 287 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,477 Oh, my God. 288 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,853 [Dark Shark] Get the middle. Get the middle. 289 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313 Get the middle. 290 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,024 -[machine buzzes] -[laughter] 291 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,692 [Rachel] It looks so graceful. 292 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319 -[Johnny groans] -[Dark Shark] Oh! 293 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,449 [Johnny] That was a close shave. 294 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,202 Zach does not, as of yet, have a tattoo from me. 295 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913 Oh, okay, well, let's do Zach. 296 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,665 And what tattoo are you giving? 297 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,501 I'm gonna give Zach a nice, nipple smiley face. 298 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,835 -That's a beautiful canvas. -[machine buzzes] 299 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,754 [screams] 300 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,714 I mean, if you want me to have the fuckin' art on there 301 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,424 Why're you yelling at me? 302 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510 I would like this to come out good. 303 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,637 Me, too. I'm on your side. 304 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,057 -I promise, hand to my heart. -[screaming] 305 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,767 Okay, don't mess this up, Steve-O. 306 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185 Steady hand. 307 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854 -Sorry. -Okay. 308 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,773 [Steve-O straining] 309 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,151 -[screams] -[laughter] 310 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,320 [Tory] He can't get it centered. 311 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,323 That wasn't even close. 312 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618 I'm not doin' it yet. 313 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412 -[Steve-O] Okay. -I'm not doin' it yet. 314 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122 -I'm doing it! -[screams] 315 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,873 You fucking-- 316 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003 [Dark Shark] You got it, Steve-O! 317 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089 Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O! 318 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,882 -[Steve-O groaning, straining] -[chanting continues] 319 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,680 [Rachel] It's good. It looks good. It looks good. 320 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,682 It looks good. 321 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,684 How did that feel? 322 00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,852 Not good. 323 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,646 [Johnny] Holy shit. 324 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,606 [Tory] Hey, Zach, it's pretty awesome, dude. 325 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,483 [Johnny] Oh, my God! 326 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,776 -Great job, Poopies. -Thank you. 327 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,070 Great job, Tory. Thanks, Steve-O. 328 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655 And Zach. 329 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,407 And thank God Bunny the Lifeguard's here 330 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,992 to make everything safe. 331 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,327 -Thank you. -Yeah, I-- I really don't-- 332 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,787 I still don't understand why 333 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,414 they asked for a lifeguard on duty, but 334 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,083 it's better to have one and not need him 335 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,085 than need him and not have him. 336 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,383 Well, the, the convict bit 337 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344 we've always wanted to include in our movies. 338 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,016 We shot it for the pilot of the TV show and got shut down. 339 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393 Our crew member got arrested. 340 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,022 MTV couldn't shoot in West Hollywood for ten years. 341 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648 So no one's really seen it. 342 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,109 It's been sitting there for 25 years. 343 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,694 It was total chaos. 344 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198 Today, I'm going to be an escapee 345 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,908 from the LA County Jail 346 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409 and go into a hardware store 347 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120 and see if they'll lend me a hacksaw. 348 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330 Ow. 349 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,124 [Spike] I see the lens. 350 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919 [cameraman] Okay. Good. 351 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253 Do I need some dirt on my face? 352 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,755 [Jeff] Try and get up closer to him. 353 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,839 [Spike] He needs some on his neck, too. 354 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,426 Is my shirt too--? Ah, that's good. 355 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761 [Spike] Should we slap you around? 356 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,221 Yeah, that helps. Thanks. 357 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,852 [panting] 358 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,397 [cashier] Okay. 359 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,319 [cashier] Let me get somebody, okay? 360 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862 [grunts] 361 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489 [thud, clanking] 362 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,576 -[clanking] -[Johnny grunts] 363 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,078 [panting] 364 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,998 [metal scraping] 365 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,084 Help me! 366 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,752 [Spike] Excuse me, what's going on? 367 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,839 [rapid scraping] 368 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,886 [Johnny] Someone help me! 369 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972 We're kind of closed for right now. 370 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,682 We're not letting anybody in. 371 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,226 [straining] 372 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,979 [Spike] 373 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,358 He's probably an escapee from the jail or somewhere. 374 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153 Handcuffed in a sheriff's jumpsuit? 375 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821 [Johnny] Get outta my way. 376 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,660 [Johnny] 377 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373 [Jeff] Fuck! 378 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,129 [Spike] What? Oh, fuck me. 379 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,339 -[Jeff] Oh, fuck. -[Spike] Oh, shit, no way. 380 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,632 [officer shouts] 381 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,592 [Spike] What should we do? 382 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,552 [Jeff] Dude. 383 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469 -[officer] Get on the ground. -[Jeff] Keep filmin', dude. 384 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,971 [officer] Copy that. 385 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514 [Johnny] I have a good explanation for this. 386 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,057 [officer] How come you're not in jail? 387 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517 [Johnny] 'Cause I don't belong there. 388 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144 How did you get out? 389 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,062 [Johnny] I was never in jail. 390 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522 [officer] What is this in the back? 391 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,482 -That's a microphone. -From what? 392 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359 Cause we're, ah, filming. 393 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,277 You're filming? 394 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,236 Yes, ma'am. 395 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,114 That is really stupid! 396 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,699 [cameraman] 397 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,413 [Johnny] We didn't mean to cause a ruckus. 398 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,333 You're wearing an LA county jumpsuit with handcuffs on, what do you think? 399 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,169 Yeah, I guess I wasn't thinking, too. I apologize. 400 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,046 You got a camera on you? 401 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,006 -Is it off? -[cameraman] It's on. 402 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,758 It's on? Are you filming this? 403 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,092 [officers] Turn it off! 404 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,013 So, upon arrival today, 405 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,265 we were informed by Mr. Cliver that 406 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,975 our production manager informed us 407 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561 we are on officially on hiatus. 408 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,064 A kind of suspension because of the incident yesterday 409 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,690 at the hardware store. 410 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,110 But I guess this show may get to air, it may not. 411 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,195 [Jeff chuckles] 412 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,821 But 413 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,449 -Have anything to add, Jeff? -[Jeff] I do not. 414 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078 I think let's just think about the poo cocktail today. 415 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,913 Right. We're focusing on the poo cocktail. 416 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997 [Jeff] Yeah. 417 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,499 My name is Johnny Knoxville, 418 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,000 and this is the "Poo Cocktail." 419 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,880 [yelling] 420 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092 [Johnny] I think it's about ten years ago today 421 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761 that I was doin' the first Poo Cocktail, 422 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,513 and now you're taking the reins 423 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,515 and taking it to a whole other level. 424 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,394 I'm Steve-O, and this is the "Poo Cocktail Supreme." 425 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,272 [Johnny laughs] 426 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,024 All right. Good luck. 427 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,944 [lock clicking] 428 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,738 [Chris] You ready, Steve-O? 429 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990 No. 430 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,033 [sighs] 431 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536 [Chris] Order up! Poo Cocktail Supreme! 432 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,745 [thud] 433 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,206 [team members shouting] 434 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,000 [laughing and shouting] 435 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543 Oh, shit! 436 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,091 [screaming] 437 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,803 [team members groaning] 438 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,431 [thumping, liquid spraying] 439 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,932 [team members groaning] 440 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,521 [Steve-O vomiting] 441 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,649 [laughing] He's puking. 442 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,984 [gagging] 443 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,282 Dude, it fuckin' reeks, man! 444 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578 [Johnny] What is, what's wrong with you, Bam? 445 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,831 [team members talking] 446 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,583 [Johnny] Are you okay, Steve-O? 447 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,626 [Ryan] Oh, my God. 448 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045 It's gonna be ugly. I don't know if you wanna see this. 449 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,467 -[laughing] -[Chris] Oh, my God. 450 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968 [Johnny] Oh, Jesus! 451 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345 -[Jeff] Oh, my God. -[Chris] Oh, my God. 452 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,846 [Johnny] Help him out of there. 453 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056 -[Jeff] Let him out! -[Chris] Oh, my God. 454 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,682 [laughter] 455 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,101 [team member] Oh! 456 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,478 [laughter continuing] 457 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,937 [Ryan yells] 458 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,898 -Look at him! -Oh, my God. 459 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566 [Johnny] Jump in that lake right now. 460 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,817 [Ryan] The worst damn thing you can imagine. 461 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902 [Jeff] Oh, my God. 462 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,362 [Johnny] Oh, my God. 463 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,821 [laughter] 464 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,993 [Wee Man retching] 465 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,287 [Dave retching] 466 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,124 Jesus! 467 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543 Yeah, dude. 468 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,711 That was rad. 469 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,879 It went so high. 470 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,048 It was so scary. 471 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,927 [Chris] This is the kind of extreme shit 472 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220 that those extreme dudes don't even think of. 473 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,806 [slowed-down screaming] 474 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851 [Chris] I mean, that had it all. 475 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,229 That had danger, it had shit. 476 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,815 It had puke. 477 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650 Yeah, that's what this show's all about. 478 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569 And sex appeal. 479 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,737 [both laughing] 480 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574 [Johnny] Do it! 481 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036 -[screams] -[all] Oh! 482 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,790 [Johnny] Jesus Christ. What an idiot. 483 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,041 [others laughing] 484 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,337 [Larry] 485 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005 Hey, Larry! 486 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,340 [Johnny] Where you been? 487 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,927 [Larry] 488 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,012 -[Poopies] He's drunk. -[Johnny] He's had a couple of drinks. 489 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,639 He's a little wobbly right now. 490 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517 We're about to give Poopies lip injections 491 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,853 to make him 23% more gorgeous. 492 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,855 [Larry] 493 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,816 [Ehren] Oh, my gosh! He got you! 494 00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360 Hello, Dr. Julie. 495 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154 -Hello. -[Poopies] Hi. 496 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,738 This is Poopies, and we want to make him more handsome 497 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:09,906 with some lip injections. 498 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,450 -Can you help us? -Yes. 499 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,119 Holy shit. Are you serious? 500 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,289 So, during this whole movie, I'm gonna have the biggest lips. 501 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,874 [Johnny] You're gonna have the most beautiful lips. 502 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292 -Full lips. -Full. 503 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,127 -[Poopies] Oh, my God. -Volumptious. 504 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,130 I'm Poopies, and this is "Lip Filler." 505 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,465 [Johnny laughs] 506 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,633 Okay, normally, people get numbing, but 507 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,135 Normally people get numbing. 508 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428 -No, you don't need it. -No? 509 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971 -No, no numbing. -Okay. Just relax. 510 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,598 [Adam] What is this you're putting in? 511 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,849 -This is hyaluronic acid. -[Adam] Oh, this is it. 512 00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,351 [Larry] 513 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,103 -[Wee Man] Don't move, either. -[Dark Shark] That's a long-ass needle. 514 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,897 -[Wee Man] Stay still. -[Johnny] Oh, my God. [groans] 515 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,482 [Rachel] You're gonna get so much work after this. 516 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,233 -[others exclaiming] -Shit! 517 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,153 -[Larry] -[others cheering] 518 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,238 -[Johnny] Now we're doin' good. -[Rachel] Oh, my God! All right. 519 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,531 -Yeah! -Holy shit! 520 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,991 [Larry] 521 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,617 [Johnny] All right, we can go bigger. 522 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,243 [Larry] 523 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,120 -[Johnny] You can go bigger. -[Rachel laughing] 524 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872 [Dr. Julie] Now we're gonna do the bottom. 525 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,832 [Dark Shark] Damn! I thought that was about it. 526 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,084 Dude, what the fuck is this shit? 527 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669 You look awesome, Poopies. 528 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,088 Is it supposed to have the right side be bigger? 529 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,674 [Larry] 530 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,262 I think I can probably put just a little bit more and that's it. 531 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389 -[Jasper] Sexy is the word. -[Ehren] Oh, fuck, it's turning white! 532 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,266 What the fuck? 533 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,645 I look more like one of those botched fucking housewives. 534 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,438 [Larry] 535 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,606 Yeah. 536 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,692 [Larry] 537 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,487 -[laughter] -Oh, fucking Larry. 538 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,821 They're all lumpy and shit. 539 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323 [Chris] I think it looks good. 540 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,908 [Johnny] All right! Way to go, Poopies. 541 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,743 -[Rachel] Yeah, you're good. -[Johnny] Yeah! 542 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,870 [team member] What are you pouting at? 543 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,248 On Jackass Forever, Knoxville and I 544 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,833 are just interviewing the new guys 545 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,418 and straight up, like, 546 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,170 "Poopies, are you afraid of anything?" 547 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964 He's like, "Well, I'll tell you what. 548 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,549 I don't like the dark, and I don't like--" 549 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592 You know, just like layin' it all out. Like 550 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,844 But I don't think Bam ever told us he was scared of snakes. 551 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,265 We just kinda happened to figure it out when snakes came out. 552 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,976 Once we figured that out, it sure wrote a lot of bits. 553 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,688 You know, the worse the experience is 554 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,857 the better it looks on screen. 555 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,901 [Jeff laughing] 556 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,070 So, today we're going to bring the cast 557 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,613 into this room, two at a time, 558 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699 to shoot a rattlesnake stunt. 559 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,784 But that's just a ruse to get them in here, 560 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,662 so we can lock the door, turn out the lights 561 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,289 and make their life a living hell. 562 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,584 This is "Silence of the Lambs." 563 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,751 [Johnny chuckles] 564 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:27,752 -[rattling] -You hear that? 565 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,504 [Jeff] What is it? 566 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547 -That's a rattlesnake. -[Jeff] No, it isn't. 567 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,715 It is. Listen. 568 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,341 -[Jeff] Oh, really? -Jules. 569 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801 [Jeff] But you're not a part of this bit. 570 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386 [Johnny] You're in peanut gallery. 571 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,929 He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake. 572 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639 He's gonna release it on the ground. 573 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,808 Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set it on its head, 574 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,144 and then I'm going to try 575 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729 and take the cookie off its head. 576 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,939 And this is a western diamondback rattlesnake. 577 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,399 He's about five feet and change. 578 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,318 Very, very venomous. 579 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,194 He will bite you if you get too close, 580 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,529 and he will kill you. Or try to. 581 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,948 -I'm not kidding. -Whoa. 582 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,283 -Ready? -[Bam] I'm gonna sit back. 583 00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,826 Chris, you're fucking nuts, man. 584 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,286 [Ehren] Whoa, shit, dude. 585 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,579 [rattling] 586 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247 -[Jeff] Oh, fuck. -[Bam] Dude! 587 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,499 -[Jeff] Oh, fuck. -[Bam] Oh, my God. 588 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,584 [Chris] It's got a big head, though. 589 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,960 [Johnny] Jesus! 590 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,254 [Chris] They can strike so fast. 591 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,466 [Jules] He will absolutely kill you, son, at two heartbeats per second. 592 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,800 Can you feel my heart? 593 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,177 [others laughing] 594 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,595 Wow, dude! 595 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,305 [Jeff] All right. 596 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,848 It's goin' as fast as that rattlesnake. 597 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,391 [Jeff] That's why I won't do this. 598 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,644 I'm really scared for Johnny right now. 599 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,604 [Jeff] All right, let's put the snake away 600 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,481 and get these guys mic''d. It's time to do this. 601 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,690 [Ehren] They're huge, man. Those are big-ass snakes. 602 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,652 All right, switch the bucket. 603 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153 Let's get the snake out of the room. 604 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,370 [Poopies] Is there an antidope here? 605 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,622 [tech 1] Okay, let's get Knoxville for me. 606 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,249 That is what it's called. Antivenom, not antidope. 607 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,502 What's antidope mean? I don't even know. 608 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,420 [crew members shouting] 609 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,506 What's antidope? 610 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,883 [laughing] Uh, that's like-- 611 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,093 -[door slams] -[Zach] Oh, my fucking God. 612 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469 -[Poopies] No! -[Zach] No! 613 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096 -[door slams] -[Preston] Goddamn! 614 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,889 [Wee Man] Oh, fuck you, guys. 615 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,642 Wait, how-- Why are we the only ones in here now? 616 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,976 I don't know, dude. 617 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,773 -[door slams] -[Ehren] Doggone it! 618 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,441 [tech 1] Oh, fuck this, let's go! 619 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,484 -He's driving himself around? -[door slams] 620 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,611 [Bam] Oh, no! No! 621 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,154 [Johnny] Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 622 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239 Welcome to hell. 623 00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,907 [Bam] Please, no! 624 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,492 Wait, dude, where's the fuckin' light? 625 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,743 Bam, seriously, there's a snake in that bucket, 626 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,412 so don't fucking swing around. 627 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,373 Well, where should I go? What am I gonna do? 628 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,376 Oh, fuck! 629 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,669 So, if we get bit, we die. 630 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,337 [Zach] Yeah, oh, God! 631 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131 Are you serious? 632 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,216 Why the fuck did we go down to the basement? [shrieks] 633 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,135 Dude, come on. 634 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181 [Wee Man] Knox, what the fuck? Come on. 635 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,395 Dude. Come on. 636 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,646 -[Wee Man screams] -[Preston shrieks] 637 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231 What the fuck? 638 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,649 [Ehren] I'm gonna break that fucking door down. 639 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984 [Dave] Do it, Ehren. 640 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,404 Did they just-- [screams] 641 00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,490 [Ehren] Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys! 642 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,867 All right, knock over the bucket 643 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,034 and cue the snake sound. 644 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,911 [Johnny] Oh, shit! 645 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,955 -[thudding] -[rattling sound] 646 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,665 -[Johnny] Oh, shit. -Oh, my God! 647 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,667 [Johnny] Everyone, stay-- Guys, stay on the couch. 648 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,793 The fuckin' snake. 649 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,795 -Bam. -Yeah? 650 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006 You gotta be cool, man, there's a fuckin' snake in here. 651 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,507 -[Bam] Yo, I don't know what to do. -[Johnny] Stay where you are. 652 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,050 -[Bam] All right. -[rattling continuing] 653 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,510 [Bam screams] 654 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,888 Dude, it bit me, I think. 655 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,556 [Johnny] Jeff, Bam got bit! No fuckin' shit. 656 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,767 [laughing] 657 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,894 -[rattling continuing] -[Bam] I can't do it. I just showed up. 658 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,105 Just turn on the lights, all right? [shrieking] 659 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,816 That's it! That's it! That's enough! That's enough! 660 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,026 [Johnny] There's a snake, Dave! 661 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528 [Dave] Where are you, Ehren? Ehren. 662 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322 Ehren! What the fuck? 663 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,200 -Ehren! -How am I supposed to even help you, Dave? 664 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,743 Just-- I just need to know you're there. 665 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,161 -[crackling] -[screams] 666 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,996 Fuck this! 667 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,624 -[Dave] Ehren! -Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. 668 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,792 I got a weapon. 669 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,168 [Dave] Don't hit me, Ehren. 670 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628 -No, I got a weapon. -[Dave] Ehren! 671 00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,213 -Don't hit me! -You fuckin'-- 672 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,631 Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me! 673 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,882 Ehren, answer me. 674 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,759 -[crackling] -[Ehren screams] 675 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,053 Ah, fuck! There's a door! 676 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,388 Dave, over here! Dave, this way! 677 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,265 -Yeah, right. Fuck that door. -Dave, this way! 678 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,391 Fuck that. There's something bad over there probably. 679 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810 No, I promise! 680 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,603 [Dave] No, you don't know shit. 681 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,022 [Ehren] There's a door I just opened, I swear to God! 682 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,232 Oh, wow, how convenient. 683 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,984 Come this way. I swear to God, 684 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,236 -I'm not lying to you. -[Dave] Fuck that door. 685 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,278 You're on your own then, fucker. 686 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,196 -[clang] -[shouts] 687 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,489 Shit! 688 00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,199 -[screaming] -[Johnny laughing] 689 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,787 -[Dave] Ehren! -[Johnny laughing] 690 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,207 What the fuck is going on?! 691 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,377 I can't even I can't even fucking do it. 692 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,587 [Zach] What the fuck is this? 693 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,965 [moans, laughs] 694 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,466 -[traps snapping] -[yells] 695 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,884 Holy shit! 696 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,344 Motherfuckin'-- 697 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,179 -[traps snapping] -[Zach yelling] 698 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,266 [Johnny, laughing] Oh, my God! 699 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226 Ow! Fucking bitch! 700 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,352 [Johnny] Keep going to the right, Bam. 701 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,728 I don't trust you now. 702 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,729 [Johnny] If you got the fucking-- 703 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,064 Bam just got bit. 704 00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,941 I got bit, Jeff! 705 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359 I'm going-- Okay, I'm done fuckin' with you, okay? 706 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,069 -It's buzzin' over there. -Here. 707 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,571 I'm done fuckin' with you. I'm helping you. 708 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781 'Cause you got-- Bam, you got snakebit. 709 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,658 We gotta get you medical attention. 710 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,785 Come on, Bam. Come on, buddy. Let's go. Let's go. 711 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,912 Everyone, I'm done fucking around! 712 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,290 You gotta let-- You gotta open the door. Okay. 713 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,959 Okay. 714 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,043 [Johnny] You got-- Okay, close it! 715 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045 No! No! No! 716 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,922 No! 717 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,049 Dude, I'll fuck-- 718 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260 That's it, that's it! That's it! 719 00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,179 It got me! Okay? It got me! 720 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,348 [Johnny] The snake got you? 721 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,142 [Bam screams] 722 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,895 -In the leg and in the ribs. -In the leg and the ribs? 723 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,854 Please! 724 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,772 Fuck! 725 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482 I'm gonna have a cardiac arrest. 726 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,067 [Johnny] Turn on the lights. 727 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,236 Okay, okay. 728 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,363 -Welcome to the set, Bam-Bam! -Oh, my God. 729 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,449 [Johnny laughing] 730 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,576 Zach, you all right? 731 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,911 -Holy shit! -[Zach] I crawled through the fuckin' thing! 732 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,245 I heard Zach and it sounded like 733 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,288 he was gettin' murdered in here. 734 00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:56,789 [all laughing] 735 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,374 I thought this was like the only way to get out. 736 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,085 So I just climbed over it, and then it broke. 737 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,838 Oh, my God, man. 738 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,589 Did you think there was a snake in the room? 739 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,257 Fuck, yeah! 740 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,508 -You thought you were gettin' bit? -Yeah! 741 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,802 [Johnny] Oh, fuck. 742 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,971 [Bam growls] 743 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,514 -[yells] -[others laughing] 744 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560 God! 745 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,520 This whole fuckin' place is probably rigged. 746 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,397 It is, isn't it? 747 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941 It is, isn't it? 748 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,527 See, when I come up with my ideas, 749 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,196 I don't write them down. 750 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:32,408 I just draw a picture and fax it to Los Angeles. 751 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,411 I just drew a picture of a fat-ass and a little guy 752 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330 with a bungee cord connected. 753 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500 This is "The Bungee Jump." 754 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,462 [Wee Man] Are you ready, Preston? 755 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,463 [Preston] Just go, just go. 756 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508 [Wee Man] Three two one. 757 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,176 [Wee Man shouts] 758 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,889 [others laughing, whooping] 759 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,849 [Bam] Yes! Yes! 760 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,268 Yes, yes! Oh, my God. 761 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,479 -[Ehren] You did it! -That worked perfect! 762 00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:02,981 [cheering, whistling] 763 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,944 Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville. 764 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,072 Welcome to our production of "The Marionettes." 765 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408 I smell a Tony. Let's go. 766 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,951 [clapping] 767 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,372 Fade in. Timmy, ten years old. 768 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,000 A pasty, dimwitted but unlikeable boy, 769 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,210 makes his way through the town square. 770 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,963 He spots Dolores, 11 years old. 771 00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,716 Dolores is pretty, like an old catcher's mitt, 772 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,676 and only has one nut. 773 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,885 Timmy: 774 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,220 [Ehren] Good morning, Dolores. 775 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,972 I want to take you to the dance, 776 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:40,393 but I heard Ugly Jeff asked you, and I was shocked. 777 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,687 Timmy is hit with Taser-gun darts. 778 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,813 What? 779 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,857 No, fuck that! No, fuck that! 780 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,276 -[screaming] -[zapping] 781 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,652 [others laughing] 782 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,906 [Johnny] Don't be mad at me. Be mad at the narrator. 783 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,824 [Ehren] Stop it! 784 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,075 Fuck you! 785 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,329 Fuck! 786 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457 [laughing, stammering] Timmy: 787 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,500 Gimme a second, Adam fuckin' Ray! 788 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,128 [Johnny] Timmy, you're holding up the play! 789 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,255 How can I win her love? 790 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,258 I sure could use a little help. 791 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,760 Up in the rafters, 792 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,888 a cute, but soon to be crabby Cupid appears. 793 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931 -[Wee Man groans] -[Ehren] Oh, fuck. 794 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,517 [laughter] 795 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,727 [Ehren] Oh, fuck. 796 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,354 [Adam] Cupid: 797 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:29,984 Timmy, I'm shocked it took you so long to summons me. 798 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,736 I'm gonna beat you, Chris. 799 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409 [Wee Man] Okay! Ah! 800 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370 Pineapples? 801 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414 What does pineapples have to do with Cupid? 802 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,501 Cupid then pulls the bow back on his love arrow 803 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,586 and shoots Dolores in the eye. 804 00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:50,254 -[yells] -[others groaning] 805 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,297 Sorry. 806 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,465 I'm not Dolores, man! 807 00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,383 [Johnny] Sorry! 808 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,386 -[Adam] Timmy: -Dolores, you drive me crazy! 809 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,181 I feel like my heart is going to explode. 810 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,016 [Adam] A large brick of firecrackers 811 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,851 is duct-taped to Timmy's chest, 812 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,978 and a very long fuse is lit. 813 00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,314 No! 814 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,233 -[Wee Man] Oh, shit. -No! 815 00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:12,151 [Wee Man shrieks] 816 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,153 [Adam] Timmy's heart explodes like a cantaloupe. 817 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,238 It's burning me! 818 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,031 -[shrieks] -[banging] 819 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,909 [Ehren] Oh, fuck! 820 00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:21,327 -[Dave] Oh, shit! -[Wee Man] What? 821 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,912 [Ehren] Oh, fuck! 822 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,413 [Adam] And then, our two living actors 823 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,915 take their triumphant final bows 824 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,126 as Timmy hangs there lifeless and limp. 825 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,335 The End. 826 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,838 -[Johnny] Yay! -[cheering] 827 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256 Two thumbs up. 828 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,303 All right, well, this is an opportunity that I'm gonna enjoy. 829 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,140 Mr. Knoxville 830 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,894 Did you choose to host Fear Factor for the money, 831 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,438 or because it really turned you on creatively? 832 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,274 -[all laughing] -Tell the truth! 833 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,194 I It turned me on... 834 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,196 -[strained] ...creatively! -[electricity crackling] 835 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,823 [laughter] 836 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,367 Keep going. Keep going. 837 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,708 All right. Here we go. 838 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,633 [chuckles] 839 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,262 Poof! I'm an old prick now. [laughs] 840 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,474 [dance music playing in club] 841 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,354 Hello, ladies! 842 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,522 Hey, grandpa, how you doin'? 843 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,691 Good! How you doin', baby? 844 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,193 All right! 845 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,944 [upbeat music plays] 846 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,531 [Irving] Wow. 847 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,955 [cheering] 848 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041 [Irving] He's got his jim dog out! 849 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,505 How are you ladies doin' down here? 850 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,300 What you gon' do, watch it or watch us? 851 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,885 I came to watch you girls. 852 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:03,304 [laughs] 853 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,640 You ladies are going to get all worked up 854 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,101 and then hopefully old Irving can swoop in there. 855 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,187 -What's your name? -[laughs] 856 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,230 Irving. 857 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,193 Maybe some of these ladies'll want a serving of Irving, 858 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,903 if you know what I'm sayin'. 859 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,154 [announcer] If you ready for the next entertainer, 860 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,906 then somebody say, "I am!" 861 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,115 I am! 862 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409 He's harder than a horseshoe! 863 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038 I'm pretty loose right now, 864 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,665 but I could probably get it goin'. 865 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:31,874 [woman] 866 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,669 [Irving] She wants to see mine? 867 00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,755 [Irving] I'll show her mine right now! 868 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna. I'm gonna walk the red carpet. 869 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,470 Yeah, I'm gonna shake it! 870 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,723 [upbeat music continues] 871 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,021 [announcer] I don't know what the fuck is goin' on. 872 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,909 [club-goers gasping, cheering] 873 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,876 [announcer] No, he is not gonna stay. 874 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,712 [laughter] 875 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,304 [cheering continues] 876 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,116 I'm Bam Margera. 877 00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,786 And I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today. 878 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,955 Come on, Bam. 879 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,166 No, I gotta go to work, jerk-off! 880 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,126 Stop it! 881 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,420 Come on, I gotta go the hell to work on time! 882 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,672 -Will you stop? -[thud] 883 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,760 [Johnny] Should I be naked like the dummy? 884 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,347 As long as you'll strap me in, I'll do it. 885 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,267 [rocket technician] Five, four, three, two, one! 886 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,481 [Steve-O] Oh, shit. 887 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,524 -[Bam] Oh! -[laughter] 888 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,988 [laughs] 889 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,574 -[Bam] Oh, my God! -[Johnny] Oh, my God. 890 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,785 Yeah, I guess I will have to hold on like a motherfucker. 891 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,244 [laughter] 892 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,746 [Johnny] Oh, my God, that's crazy! 893 00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331 [Chris] Oh, please. 894 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,792 It's weird to strap a dummy to a big rocket 895 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,461 and then see it go off [imitates rocket] 896 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,256 and then say, "All right, time for you to get on, Knox." 897 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,136 [Steve-O] It's moments like these when you know 898 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,056 Johnny Knoxville is one gnarly dude. 899 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,141 Dun, da-da-da-dun, da-da-da-dun 900 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,810 da-da-da-da-da-da- da-da-da-dun 901 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,603 I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie. 902 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,021 [laughs] 903 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,023 [Bam] Knoxville's gonna see 904 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,900 what the moon's gonna look like. 905 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,488 He is gonna go definitely 60 feet up in the air. 906 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,864 He's gonna get annihilated. 907 00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,658 But I don't want to tell him that. 908 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,077 You're gonna be just fine! 909 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,537 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 910 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,539 and this is my "Big Red Rocket." 911 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,544 [rocket technician] Five, four, three, two, one, go! 912 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,716 [laughter] 913 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,053 [Wee Man] What the fuck was that? 914 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,847 -[Bam] Whoo! -[Ryan] Oh, my God. 915 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,056 [Wee Man] Holy shit, dude. 916 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975 [Steve-O] What? What? 917 00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,476 [Johnny] Well, usually, the rockets fail 918 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,103 backwards and forwards, I was told, 919 00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,480 but there was a rocket that came out the side. 920 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,899 If it'd been like right here 921 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,360 that'd been a picture-wrap on old Knoxville. 922 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,487 [laughs] 923 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,990 And now we're trying it again. It's rocket launch take two. 924 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,117 I'm scared just watching. 925 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910 -I know, yeah. -I want a Lance helmet. 926 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,704 I have full, like, adrenaline. 927 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,622 [laughter] 928 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541 This isn't the best idea ever. 929 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,334 Yes, it is. 930 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,880 I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to the moon! 931 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,884 [rocket technician] Five, four, three, two, one! 932 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,218 Later. 933 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:16,390 [crew cheering] 934 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,310 Yeah! Yeah! 935 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,898 [Bam] If you're okay, give us a thumbs-up! 936 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,403 [Chris] He held onto it. 937 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,779 [Dave] That was incredible. 938 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,990 [cheering continues] 939 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,243 [Bam] Totally awesome! 940 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,125 All right, we're having a little party at the office. 941 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045 But unfortunately, Ron's in there 942 00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,463 and he's in a terrible mood 943 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,340 because his wife left him again. 944 00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:50,883 Poor Ron. 945 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,801 We're gonna have to go cheer him up. 946 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:53,886 That's right. Let's kill him with kindness, fellas. 947 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,346 It's party time, boys. 948 00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,347 Okay, let's do it, let's do it. 949 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:56,931 All right, let's do it. 950 00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,141 [Poopies] Let's go cheer up Ron. 951 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,851 Hey, Ron, what do you say? 952 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,561 We'll just have a little cake and fun in here? 953 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,188 Hey, Ron, I heard about the breakup. 954 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314 [Johnny] Yeah. 955 00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,233 -[screams] -[laughter] 956 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,820 Fucking Ron! 957 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,448 Hey, Ron, come on-- Ow! Shit, Ron! 958 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,116 Ow! 959 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,244 I will fucking call HR. 960 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,495 [Jasper] Ow! 961 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,039 Oh, that was my arm! 962 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,339 I'm starting to think he's racist. 963 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,883 [laughter] 964 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,135 Ron can smell his wife's cheap perfume 965 00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,263 all over Jasper, and he's furious. 966 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,557 [Jasper] Ron, it's cool. 967 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,977 [Poopies] Oh, no! 968 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,237 Wellthat solves the office mystery 969 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,030 about who fucked Ron's wife. 970 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,949 [laughter] 971 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,203 [exhales] 972 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,998 [sighs] 973 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,711 -I'm Steve-O. Oh, fuck! -[laughter] 974 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,593 Oh, why do I have to be Steve-O? 975 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:23,892 I'm Steve-O and this is "Tee Ball." 976 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,145 [breathes heavily] 977 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,564 -[grunts] -[laughs] 978 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,651 I remember seeing the footage 979 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,320 of the "Box Down Stairs" when 980 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,573 right after it was shot, in the editing room, and 981 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,783 I always wondered why it wasn't allowed to be on TV, 982 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,744 and then I found out that it was too imitate-able? 983 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,703 [Johnny] Yeah. 984 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038 Duh. 985 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,706 Yeah, I got two herniated discs 986 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,334 because of the "Box Down Stairs." [laughs] 987 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,044 We put a pillow in there, or two. 988 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129 Yeah, thank you. Thanks for those pillows. 989 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,300 -[laughs] -Oh, man, it killed! 990 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,682 [Greg] You need one for his head. 991 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,143 [Jeff] All right, just tuck your head down. 992 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,064 [laughs] 993 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,738 [Johnny] Let's hurry up and do this! 994 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239 [Jeff] No worries, we're getting it taped up. 995 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,699 [Greg] Can you breathe? 996 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,284 [Johnny] Not well. 997 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,042 [Jeff] All right, let's go. You ready? 998 00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,504 [Johnny grunts] 999 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632 -Oh! Oh. -[laughter] 1000 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,181 [Jeff] Get it back up. 1001 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,225 [Greg] Wait, is this the top or the bottom? 1002 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,774 Oh. [chuckles] 1003 00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,485 [Dave] You okay? 1004 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,945 [chuckles] No, I'm not. 1005 00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,614 That really hurt. I wanna see a playback. 1006 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,241 [Jeff] At one point, it just took off, 1007 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,742 like you actually got airborne. 1008 00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290 In the first Olympics, they performed naked. 1009 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,710 -Oh, yeah. -And 1010 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,587 we would like to do, uh, 1011 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,798 one of the events from the first Olympics, 1012 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,174 the high jump, 1013 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,968 and if you would do it buck naked. 1014 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,053 -Okay. [chuckles] -[laughs] 1015 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,847 [Johnny] And you know how they do it. 1016 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,349 They kinda run at it and then they kinda turn? 1017 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,767 [Chris] Yeah, yeah, Fosbury flop. 1018 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,269 [Johnny] Yeah, the old Fosbury flop. 1019 00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,104 -Yeah. -I think it's Dick Fosbury. 1020 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,814 -Yeah. -Oh, is that who invented it? 1021 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,899 Yeah, and now we got Big Dick Fosbury, 1022 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,317 ol' Chris Pontius. 1023 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,278 -[breathes heavily] -[skin slapping] 1024 00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,405 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault". 1025 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,906 Wait, I fucked up my rhythm. 1026 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,201 [laughter] 1027 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,204 -[exhales] -I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 1028 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,456 Ah, I totally fucked up. 1029 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,541 [laughter] 1030 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,001 [Jeff] We need to get some clean sound of this. Get in close. 1031 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,252 -Get in there. -Yeah, I got it. 1032 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,796 All right, the Tahitian Dancer. 1033 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,550 [breathes heavily] 1034 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,469 Detroit Muscle Rock. 1035 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,685 [laughter] 1036 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,397 I'm Chris Pontius, and this is the "Pole Vault." 1037 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,316 -[breathes heavily] -[laughter] 1038 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,692 [Rachel] Yes, Chris. 1039 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,902 [Steve-O] Whoo-hoo! 1040 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,118 [cheers] Yea-- Oh! 1041 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,578 [Zach] Almost 1042 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,913 You started jumping from too far back. 1043 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,247 I know, I completely fucked up. 1044 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,500 Oh! 1045 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,711 My angle was all wrong. 1046 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,304 [cheering] 1047 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,097 [triumphant music playing] 1048 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,560 [Johnny] That was amazing. 1049 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,571 [Bam exhales] Here comes Dunn. 1050 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,823 [chuckles] 1051 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,876 [explosion] 1052 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,006 [laughter] 1053 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,887 No fucking way, dude! 1054 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,265 We just spent so much time getting ready. 1055 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:34,309 -Is there blue on me? -[laughs] 1056 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,894 I'm so happy. 1057 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,229 There's a lot of blue. 1058 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522 Dude, that thing goes. 1059 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:39,940 [Johnny laughs] 1060 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,403 [Bam] What's the word on, uh, "Butt X-ray"? 1061 00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,488 There you go again. 1062 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,115 Everyone's fuckin' saying to me I'm gonna do something 1063 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,741 I fucking never said I was gonna do. You know? 1064 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,201 I didn't fuckin' commit to that. 1065 00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,911 [Ryan] What do they want you to do? 1066 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,289 They want me to fucking start shoving shit up my ass! 1067 00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,500 [Bam] I thought that was-- That wasn't your idea? 1068 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,669 No, it wasn't my idea. 1069 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,921 I mean, I was always entertained by the idea. 1070 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,133 I never fuckin said I'd do it. You know? 1071 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,135 [Bam] So you're not doin' that. 1072 00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,928 Fuckin' highly doubt it. 1073 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,597 You know? 1074 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,931 And if there's a fuckin' problem with that 1075 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057 then maybe someone else can start 1076 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,559 shoving shit up their ass. 1077 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,810 You know? 1078 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,480 Now, I'm lubing up 1079 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,232 [Jeff] I can't see the car, Ryan. 1080 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,026 the little toy car 1081 00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,819 because I'm going to put it in my butt. 1082 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,031 [laughter] 1083 00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,701 [Bam] Just shove it the fuck up. 1084 00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,827 [Ryan] Oh, fuck. 1085 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,704 [Steve-O] Oh, fuck, no! 1086 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,165 Dude, it feels so goddamn gross. 1087 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,875 [laughter] 1088 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,460 Really. You know what? 1089 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,712 I'm really questioning myself right now. 1090 00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,632 [Jeff] Is it almost in? 1091 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,883 [Ryan] It's in, dude. 1092 00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,343 -[Manny] It's in? -Yeah. 1093 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,386 -[Manny] Let's go. -Oh, fuck! 1094 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,889 I feel like I have to shit my ass. 1095 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,016 [laughter] 1096 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,771 Oh, fuck. 1097 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,398 I'm not too excited about this skit. 1098 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,858 It's not my favorite I've ever done, 1099 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,526 because there's a toy car in my butt. 1100 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695 But this is the "Butt X-Ray." 1101 00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,245 I think I need an X-ray. 1102 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,872 -[receptionist] Antoine? -[Dr. Antoine] Yes? 1103 00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,208 How you doing? 1104 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,542 Pretty good. 1105 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,629 -I'm Ryan, and this-- -What can I do for you? 1106 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,215 I was partying last night with some frat guys. 1107 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,841 I passed out. 1108 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,677 I must've fallen down and broken something 1109 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,553 'cause I haven't been able to walk right since. 1110 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972 We're gonna take X-ray now 1111 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,223 -Okay. -to be sure. 1112 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,558 -We'll take a look. -Okay. 1113 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,230 This is comfy. 1114 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,439 [radiologist] Hold your breath. Don't move. 1115 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:48,026 [whirring] 1116 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,913 [doctor 1] Oh, wow! 1117 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,831 [doctor 2] What's that? What you got? 1118 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,748 [doctor 1] What is that? 1119 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,833 [doctor speaks Spanish] 1120 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,418 [laughs] 1121 00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,419 -[doctor 2] What the hell? -[doctor 1] A car? 1122 00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,878 [Jeff] What is that? 1123 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,131 [doctor 2] Is his own car, no? The toy. 1124 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,091 -The toy car. -[Dr. Antoine] Toy car? 1125 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,300 [doctor 2] This is the wheel. 1126 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,386 See that? 1127 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:17,973 [in Spanish] 1128 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,742 What's that? 1129 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:38,160 [Ryan] I have no idea. 1130 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,703 That's not part of you. 1131 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,705 That's something extra. 1132 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,999 I woulda known if I ate that. 1133 00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,626 No, you won't be able to swallow that. 1134 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,587 That is a car toy. 1135 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,505 [Ryan] Well, how did a car toy get there? 1136 00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,758 Maybe you stuck it up your ass. 1137 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,468 I didn't stick anything up my ass. 1138 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,595 [Jeff] God. Have you ever seen anything like that? 1139 00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,181 No, I've never seen that in there. 1140 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,017 I've seen the toy car all over, 1141 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,811 but no, never in somebody's rectum. 1142 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,396 [Ryan] You can't get it out? You don't have-- 1143 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,024 No, I I'm a physician. 1144 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,319 But I practice this, X-ray only. 1145 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,030 [Ryan] You think maybe I can just you know, poop it out? 1146 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,033 You won't be able to poop it out. 1147 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,826 In fact, it will hurt you. 1148 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,912 In fact, I 1149 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,372 I don't think it's even good for you that you poop it out. 1150 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,208 [Jeff] What will happen if you take Ex-Lax? 1151 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,250 Will that help? 1152 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,544 No, if he takes Ex-Lax, 1153 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,506 he gets a Iot of diarrhea, but no car. 1154 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,840 -[doctor 3] It's up there? -[laughter] 1155 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176 He must drink a lot. 1156 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,553 [Ryan] I mean, don't show it to everybody. 1157 00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351 Yeah. 1158 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691 I appreciate it. 1159 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776 Thank you for taking care of me. 1160 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,944 -Okay. -Thanks again. 1161 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,238 I gotta see it! 1162 00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,989 [laughter] 1163 00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080 [Chris] It's still in your ass? 1164 00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,081 [Ryan] Yeah, we gotta go to the hotel 1165 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,290 and pull this thing out. 1166 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,717 -[Johnny] Ooh. -[Ryan] Oh! 1167 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,053 Hit! Good. 1168 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,388 [Preston groans] 1169 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,892 Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville. 1170 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:30,230 Welcome to the "Dum Dum Game: Part Deux," 1171 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,567 -aka "Double Boom." -[all laughing] 1172 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,361 In this competition, our four competitors 1173 00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,405 and our special guest star, 1174 00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,198 Paul Walter Hauser, 1175 00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,285 are going to sit in this hot seat 1176 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,078 and answer trivia questions. 1177 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,122 Everyone ready to get started? 1178 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,081 [Larry] 1179 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,833 Let's raise Zach. 1180 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,668 All right. 1181 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,919 He's an angel. 1182 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,796 Oh, boy, there's the double boom. 1183 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,215 What the fuck? 1184 00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,342 Jasper, take a seat. 1185 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,512 -[groans] -Yeah, Jasper, let's go! 1186 00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,265 [Johnny] All right, Jasper. 1187 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,143 Where was your father, Dark Shark, born? 1188 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:09,227 Fuck. [laughs] 1189 00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,062 What?! I mean, what? 1190 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148 Dude, I'm trying to give you a softball. 1191 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,733 Just drop him! 1192 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,401 I'm guessing like Crenshaw, Venice area? 1193 00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,153 South Central. 1194 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:20,113 [all exclaiming] 1195 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,157 Jesus Christ, Jasper! 1196 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,408 It's all the same thing! 1197 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:24,618 That's shameful. You should 1198 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,244 -be embarrassed. -Really, Jasper? 1199 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,914 Okay, what is Jeff's last name, our director? 1200 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,790 Dickhead. No, Tremaine, Tremaine. 1201 00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,083 God, just get outta the chair! 1202 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,293 [all laughing] 1203 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,004 Yes, Jasper! 1204 00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,757 Paul, you realize you've already 1205 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,634 broke into show business, right? 1206 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,177 [all laughing] 1207 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,763 [Johnny] You don't need to be doing this. 1208 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:47,682 This is like a Make-a-Wish, if it were a punishment. 1209 00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,977 I've seen worse asses, Zach. I'm just sayin'. 1210 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,103 -Thanks. -Okay. 1211 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,356 [Larry] 1212 00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,191 [Johnny] How many Earths 1213 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,152 could fit inside our blazing sun? 1214 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,072 If you need to phone-a-friend, you can ask Larry here. 1215 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:02,989 Larry. 1216 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,824 [Larry] 1217 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,285 Do you know how many Earths could fit inside of the sun? 1218 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,453 [Larry] 1219 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,127 Oh, Larry! 1220 00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963 Fuck off, Larry. I'm gonna say seven. 1221 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,589 -Oh, you fucked that up. -I'm gonna say seven. 1222 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,758 One point three million. 1223 00:54:21,841 --> 00:54:23,510 [Larry] 1224 00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,680 Oh, boy. 1225 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:27,973 Poopies! Come on. 1226 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,225 Thank God I'm not last. 1227 00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,434 Well 1228 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,644 I don't think there is a last. 1229 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:33,937 It keeps going round and round. 1230 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,063 -Yeah, dummy. -Yeah. 1231 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,439 Dude, are you dumb? 1232 00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,901 Ehren your face is ugly, so just-- 1233 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,236 Ooh! 1234 00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,322 Wow, sick burn! 1235 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032 Oh, it smells. 1236 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,911 How many colors make up the classic rainbow? 1237 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,083 Blue, yellow, orange, green, purple 1238 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,043 Red 1239 00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,671 And 1240 00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,756 You got this, Poopies. 1241 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,675 White. 1242 00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,552 [laughing] 1243 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,679 Oh, my God. Lower it! 1244 00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,597 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1245 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,685 Let me just-- Wait, that's gotta move over a little more-- 1246 00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,021 Sorry, I just had to shift it over a little. 1247 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,147 Oh, my God. 1248 00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,316 -Okay. -[laughing] 1249 00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:23,278 [Johnny] Poopies what color are the shoes I'm wearing? 1250 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990 -I can't see. -[all laughing] 1251 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,784 [Wee Man] Don't look! 1252 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,619 -[Johnny] What color are the shoes I'm wearing? -Red. 1253 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,456 Wow! 1254 00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,499 Ehren's up! 1255 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,877 -Zach, you good? -Oh, yeah, I'm great. 1256 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,963 This sucks, dude. What the fuck? 1257 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,717 [exclaiming] 1258 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,053 -Oh, my-- Oh, God. -[Johnny] Oh, Jesus. 1259 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,138 -[gagging] -[Johnny] Please do not puke. 1260 00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931 -Stop it! -[Larry] 1261 00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,977 -[all laughing] -[gagging] 1262 00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,645 [Johnny] Okay, Ehren. 1263 00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,691 -Who starred in and wrote -[gags] 1264 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402 "The Meter Fairy"? 1265 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,987 I'm the Meter Fairy. 1266 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,073 That's-- That would be Ehren McGhehey. 1267 00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,240 Danger Ehren. Me. 1268 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,950 All. Final answer. 1269 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,118 And that is the worst bit we've ever filmed. 1270 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,995 That's not cool, man! 1271 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,415 -[screaming] -[all exclaiming] 1272 00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,338 Up, up, up, up, up! Up! 1273 00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,634 [gagging] 1274 00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,679 [coughing, gagging] 1275 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,060 Wait! 1276 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,479 -[groans] -[all laughing] 1277 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441 We gotta give it up to Zach for sure, dude. 1278 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235 [Johnny] Yay, Zach! 1279 00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,363 That is it for the "Dum Dum Game: Part Deux." 1280 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,367 Some of my favorite bits are, 1281 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,494 like, ones that just, there's-- 1282 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,413 Like, we're sittin' around, we don't have anything to do. 1283 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,206 Then someone says, "Go get some Super Glue". 1284 00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:00,500 It's kinda like what happened with Brad Pitt. 1285 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,335 -[laughing] -He was there 1286 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,337 to shoot "Night Monkey", 1287 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,172 and you're like, "Why don't we just kidnap you?" 1288 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,465 And he said, "Okay." 1289 00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,259 And we had the presence of mind 1290 00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010 to call the police department 1291 00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,013 to let them know to disregard 9-1-1 calls 1292 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,557 about Brad Pitt being kidnapped. 1293 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,016 [laughs] 1294 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,601 "I know this just sounds really specific, 1295 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,311 but Brad Pitt's gonna be kidnapped." 1296 00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,230 -[laughing] -"But it's a joke." 1297 00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:25,567 "Yeah, it's a joke. That would never happen." 1298 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,113 Hi, I'm Brad Pitt and I'm gonna get abducted. 1299 00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,323 [Brandon] All right, good. See you out there. 1300 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,367 Fun with celebrities. 1301 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,931 Yo, Brad Pitt! 1302 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,975 No shit! 1303 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:02,520 No shit! No, it's Brad Pitt! Oh, how's it goin', dude? 1304 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,981 -It's slow. -All right, all right. Take a break, man. 1305 00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,608 Yeah, but can I get your autograph? 1306 00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:08,276 -Come on, man. -Yeah, get him, now! Get him! 1307 00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,028 -Get in the fuckin' car! -What are you doing?! 1308 00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,738 -Holy shit. -Wait! 1309 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,490 [Brad] Hey, hey! Help! 1310 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,909 Help! Help! Help! Help! 1311 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,202 [onlooker] Hey, what are you doing to him? 1312 00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,662 -Leave him alone. -Go, go, go! 1313 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,247 [Brad screaming] 1314 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,168 [man in line] Son of a bitch. 1315 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,711 [Bam] Oh, shit! 1316 00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,921 [Chris] Look at him. 1317 00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,924 -[all laughing] -Aw, fuck! 1318 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175 [Bam] Yeah. 1319 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635 It's like a drug, yeah. 1320 00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,928 [Brandon] Run the lights. 1321 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137 You get the license plate? 1322 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,805 Shit, someone call the cops. 1323 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,517 -Was that Brad Pitt? -Yeah. 1324 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,185 What just happened? What the fuck? 1325 00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937 Brad Pitt got kidnapped. 1326 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,648 Yeah, yeah, it was Brad Pitt? 1327 00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,691 -You see the [indistinct] -Brad Pitt, he was here? 1328 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,568 Brad Pitt was in line and he was just 1329 00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,945 kidnapped and thrown into a van. 1330 00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,696 I'm really not kidding. 1331 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,365 Some dude was like grabbing my ass, 1332 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,825 trying to rip me outta the car. 1333 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,953 He was really fighting to not get in, too. 1334 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,829 Yeah, totally. 1335 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:02,914 -You're a good actor, dude. -[Brad] Oh, thanks, Chris. 1336 00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,165 [all laughing] 1337 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,670 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna 1338 00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,755 get hit by a car real soon. 1339 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,173 [engine revving] 1340 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,349 All right, guys, we've got Tory Belleci from MythBusters. 1341 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,310 So I've decided to try a trick for the first time ever. 1342 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646 And frankly, I'm pretty nervous about it, okay? 1343 00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,148 Are you ready? 1344 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:30,942 [exhales] 1345 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,323 [gulps] 1346 00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:39,075 [grunts] 1347 00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:43,079 [grunting, gasping] 1348 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,209 -[Johnny] Oh, no. -[grunts] 1349 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,336 -[Johnny] Ugh. -[Steve-O grunting] 1350 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,423 On the table. We might be playing table tennis. 1351 00:59:53,506 --> 00:59:55,008 [all laughing] 1352 00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,676 [Johnny] Wait, wait, wait. 1353 00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,720 Can you? 1354 00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,805 -[all laughing] -You got this? 1355 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,765 [groaning] 1356 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,434 He's at five centimeters. 1357 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,311 [all laughing] 1358 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,606 -[groaning] -Oh, he's crowning! 1359 01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,151 Maybe you should've put the ping-pong ball 1360 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,861 up your ass and then puked it out. 1361 01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,951 [strained] I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it. 1362 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,454 I don't know, this myth might be busted. 1363 01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:25,872 [all laughing] 1364 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,416 Okay, here's the thing, guys. 1365 01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,503 I put the ping-pong ball in my mouth, right? 1366 01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,838 Yeah. 1367 01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,590 -Pretending to swallow it. -Yeah. 1368 01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,134 But I had already jammed a ping-pong ball up my ass. 1369 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,345 Now I think I lost it. 1370 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,763 Oh, God. 1371 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,183 A good magician never reveals his tricks. 1372 01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,268 -Yeah, right. -[groaning] 1373 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:50,021 It's our last day of filming after 25 years 1374 01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,482 and we haven't learned a goddamn thing. 1375 01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:54,150 -[all laughing] -[groaning] 1376 01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,443 Push! 1377 01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,487 Oh, yuck! 1378 01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:58,738 Oh, my God. 1379 01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,990 [all groaning, exclaiming] 1380 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,950 [Johnny] That was a dirty trick! 1381 01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,036 [Steve-O] Take it. 1382 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,205 That wasn't even, you didn't even get close to the target. 1383 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,832 Oh, no! 1384 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,170 Get the dog. Go, buddy. Go, buddy. 1385 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,174 [Jasper] He heard the ball falling. 1386 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,634 -You guys stay. -Oh, my God! 1387 01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,802 It fuckin' worked. 1388 01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,345 [all laughing] 1389 01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:27,892 That is all cheese, no whiz. 1390 01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,606 This is all flour for our friend Bam. 1391 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,650 We're gonna antique him when he gets here. 1392 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,112 -Okay. -Walkin' in. 1393 01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,780 -He's walkin' in? -There he is, walking in. 1394 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,281 -What's up? -What up? 1395 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,242 [chuckles] Not much. How you been? 1396 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,493 -Good. -High five! 1397 01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:47,912 [all laughing] 1398 01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,420 Oh, my God. 1399 01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,179 That was the best one so far. 1400 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,725 You guys, you kicked my fucking ass. 1401 01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,809 You got-- 1402 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,478 [Johnny] He got antiqued! 1403 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,359 [Bam] I was so not ready for that. 1404 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,278 [Dave] That was so good. You went-- 1405 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,487 Oh, good morning, man. 1406 01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,448 -Good morning, Bam. -Howdy. 1407 01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,450 -Oh, shit. -Goddamn. 1408 01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,828 You know, we have that the 1409 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,290 it looks like a dog-- a shock collar for 1410 01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,666 -The Taser? -for the neck? 1411 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,376 -There's one for your cock? -Yeah 1412 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,045 Poopies said he wants to try to see if it shocks. 1413 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,798 I didn't say, but I will. I didn't say. 1414 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,550 [Johnny] Oh, I thought you said it. 1415 01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:43,968 You were, like, "Yeah, that'd be awesome." 1416 01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,428 [chuckling] When did I say that? 1417 01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:48,055 You said-- Yeah, you said, "Sick!" 1418 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:51,350 Can someone go get the, uh shock collar for your penis? 1419 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,727 Yeah, I'll run and get it. 1420 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,312 Excuse me, for Poopies's penis. 1421 01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:56,898 Okay, it's on there. 1422 01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:59,192 It looks like his dick's on house arrest. 1423 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,735 [all laughing] 1424 01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,321 [Johnny] I don't know why we decided 1425 01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,948 to film this on the side of a cliff. 1426 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,826 Hi, I'm Poo-- [screams] 1427 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,536 -[Johnny] Wait! I'm sorry! -Fuck! 1428 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,163 -Poopies, I'm sorry. -No, I'm not doing this! 1429 01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,873 -No, come on, Poopies! -I gave you an opportunity! 1430 01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:15,875 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! One more time. 1431 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,627 One more time, I won't do it. 1432 01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,296 I'm Poopies and this is "The Balance Beam 1433 01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,131 with a Taser on My Dick." 1434 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,633 [Jasper] He's gonna score a T-in-and-out. 1435 01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,134 [Dave] Gonna make it all the way across. 1436 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,053 [screams] Oh, fuck! 1437 01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,679 You're supposed to land on the beam. 1438 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,639 [Johnny] You gotta take your hand off the beam. 1439 01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,848 Hang on. 1440 01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:34,644 [screaming] 1441 01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,020 -Oh, fuck! -[all laughing] 1442 01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,105 I'm fuckin' done, I'm done. 1443 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,983 I can't even think about anything else but my dick right now. 1444 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,151 Ditto. 1445 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,402 [laughing] 1446 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,326 -Fuck! -[Johnny] I didn't even shock you. 1447 01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,286 -What happened? -My mind's getting' to me. 1448 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,872 -His mind and spirit. -[all laughing] 1449 01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,666 That would be a first. 1450 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,459 That would be the first time that's ever happened. 1451 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,294 -[Rachel] Yeah, Poops. -You got this, Poops. 1452 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,214 [Jasper] Come on. Balance it, baby. 1453 01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,716 [Rachel] You're so graceful. 1454 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,678 -[screaming] -[all laughing] 1455 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,106 [Dave] Dude, you almost rolled down that cliff! 1456 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:22,900 [Jasper] Dave saved you. 1457 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:27,947 [Jeff] Jump out. 1458 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:32,243 [groaning, laughing] 1459 01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:45,590 The last movie, Danger Ehren was all-the-way MVP. 1460 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:50,928 The movie before that, 3D, Ryan Dunn was MVP. 1461 01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,180 I feel like I've had some strong moments 1462 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,474 in all of our installments, 1463 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,602 but I don't think I could ever claim 1464 01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,063 that I was really, like, the MVP of one. 1465 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,815 And when I learned that 1466 01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,525 there was gonna be another chance, 1467 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:09,822 I wanted desperately to step up and just do the thing. 1468 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,325 Yeah, I showed up to work for this one, man. 1469 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,077 And the bar's been pretty high. 1470 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,289 But, uh I'll tell ya this, my butthole really hurts. 1471 01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:19,498 [laughing] 1472 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,170 When you reach our age, you gotta get a colonoscopy, 1473 01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,255 and that begins with drinking this stuff 1474 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,341 that completely flushes you out. 1475 01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:34,972 If you're not 50 and don't know, it's a super laxative. 1476 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,354 In just a few minutes, we're gonna be pooping violently, 1477 01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,939 while testing ourselves 1478 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:47,443 with a game of dexterity, flexibility and stuff. 1479 01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,237 Game of "Human Pretzel". 1480 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,365 But thank God we have these awesome fashions, 1481 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,992 to give you an inside look at the action. 1482 01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,661 People don't got a lot of faith in you 1483 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,913 that you're not puking in this bit, Lance. 1484 01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,290 No? Not gonna happen? All right. 1485 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,084 Shall we play? 1486 01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,710 Steve-O will go first, okay? 1487 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,421 Right hand, orange. 1488 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506 Right there. 1489 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,511 I'm right in the line of fire right here. 1490 01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:15,221 [Rachel] Chris, left foot, purple. 1491 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,555 Sorry, Preston. 1492 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,224 -[onlookers groaning] -[Ehren] Yeah. 1493 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,642 [Chris] 1494 01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,269 Oh, wow, that's very brave. 1495 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,980 [Johnny] Oh, I think she spun it 1496 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440 and said, "Chris, uh, right foot, pink." 1497 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,150 -[Chris] Fucking-- -[Johnny] Yeah, yeah. 1498 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,276 [Chris] Oh, look right into the eye of the storm. 1499 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,486 [all laughing] 1500 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239 Okay, left foot, purple. 1501 01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,450 It's gonna be left foot brown, real soon. 1502 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,702 What's wrong, Lance? 1503 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,662 Lance is getting sick. 1504 01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,664 -[Rachel] Steve-O, left foot, pink. -[Johnny] Oh, man. 1505 01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:43,874 [all exclaiming] 1506 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,251 [Wee Man] Dave! 1507 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,210 [Rachel] You guys are doing great. 1508 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,546 We got a leaker! 1509 01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,214 -Uh-oh. -Steve-O's-- 1510 01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,091 Oh, God! 1511 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,969 Oh, my God. 1512 01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,263 [Poopies] Dave, look to the right. 1513 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,306 [all exclaiming] 1514 01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,184 [Jasper] Look at him. 1515 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,103 [Chris] Ew, gross! 1516 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,646 [Chris] 1517 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,107 [all gagging] 1518 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,234 [Rachel] Right hand, green. 1519 01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,862 [Johnny] Goddamn it, she said right hand, green! 1520 01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:15,698 [gagging, retching] 1521 01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,116 [Ehren] Fuck this! 1522 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,454 Oh, my God! 1523 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,789 [Johnny] How you doing, Lance? Still hanging in there? 1524 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,833 [Johnny laughing] 1525 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,044 -I've never smelled poop that bad. -No. 1526 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,212 Oh, my God! 1527 01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,216 Oh, my-- He's still shi 1528 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:36,969 -Oh, my God. -[people retching] 1529 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,637 [Johnny] How did you not puke? 1530 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,140 Steve-O is the winner 1531 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,602 -[Rachel] Yeah, Steve-O! -of the Human Pretzel! 1532 01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,188 -He's coming right now. Okay. -Oh, God. Get outta here. 1533 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,237 [Poopies] Go right up and shower, Steve-O, shower. 1534 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,530 Good job, bubba! 1535 01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:00,993 [indistinct chatter] 1536 01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289 Don't say anything. 1537 01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:08,584 Hey, what can I get you to drink? 1538 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,086 [Wee Man] Two Budweisers. 1539 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,879 [bartender] Thank you, dear. 1540 01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963 Cheers. 1541 01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,048 -Cheers. -Boop! 1542 01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,843 [bartender] So, what's crackin'? 1543 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:18,928 [Wee Man] I don't know, go down 1544 01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,845 to the beach or something. 1545 01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,305 Terra! 1546 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,223 All right. 1547 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:23,849 What the fuck you doing? 1548 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:25,893 Who the fuck are you? 1549 01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,853 -Shh. -Who are you? 1550 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,480 -Calm down. -I'm her freakin' boyfriend, asshole! 1551 01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,981 That's cool, bud. I'm her man-friend. 1552 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401 Dude, don't push me. Don't push me. 1553 01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,320 -I'm not even touching you. -Whoa, Poppy, calm down. 1554 01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,823 You know, fuck both of you! Fuck both of you. 1555 01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:43,244 So, he and I are kind of taking a break and 1556 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,998 Hey, he's right in here. 1557 01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,668 -What's up? -Fuck you! 1558 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,419 -Fuck you. -Yeah, I told you to get the fuck away. 1559 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,754 Don't push him, man! 1560 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,089 Stop! Stop! 1561 01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,091 Get him, Pop! Get him, Pop! 1562 01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,344 [thug] Get his ass down, man! 1563 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,471 [male patron] Come on, guys, break it up. 1564 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,932 Police! Get on the fucking ground! 1565 01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,308 Get on the ground! 1566 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,727 Freeze! Everybody up against the wall! 1567 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,563 -This is your fuckin' fight. -Up against the wall! 1568 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,772 -Get the fuck off me! -Up against the wall! 1569 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,607 -Damn! -The fuck are you doing? 1570 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,360 [police officer] Get him up! Get him up! 1571 01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,696 Freeze, motherfucker, get your hands behind your back! 1572 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,032 -[security] What's going on? -[Wee Man] Let's go, baby. 1573 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,367 Fucking get off me! 1574 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451 [paramedic] Code 54! Paramedic! 1575 01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:25,369 [boyfriend] Get off me! 1576 01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:26,704 Paramedic! 1577 01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,247 [boyfriend] Get the fuck off me! 1578 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,915 -Shut up. -[boyfriend] Get 'em off me! 1579 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,542 Get the fuck off me! 1580 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,877 Shut up! 1581 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,670 -Shut up! -Oh, look at them two. 1582 01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,505 Rick? 1583 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,090 -Whoa! -Oh, shit. 1584 01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:42,595 What? He can walk? 1585 01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,513 Okay. 1586 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,224 [patrons whooping] 1587 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,226 What was that all about? 1588 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,936 What the hell was all that about? 1589 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,104 [cameraman] What happened? 1590 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,230 I don't know what happened. 1591 01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,079 Hello. I am Johnny the Magnificent. 1592 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,165 Today, I'm going to wow you 1593 01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:14,460 with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1594 01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:16,128 [metal clanking] 1595 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,797 Oh, fuck! Oh, God! [yelps] 1596 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,593 -What a-- Oh, shit. -[bull grunting] 1597 01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,014 Oh, shit. [yelps] 1598 01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,017 [screams] 1599 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,732 [Chris] Oh, my God. 1600 01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,525 You okay, Johnny? 1601 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652 Holy shit. 1602 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,403 [Johnny groans] 1603 01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:46,408 [onlooker whooping] 1604 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,077 Abracadabra. 1605 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,372 [Ehren] You left your hat out there. 1606 01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,957 [Johnny] Did we get it? 1607 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,124 [Jeff] Take two? 1608 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,002 I hate take two with bulls. 1609 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:01,048 -[Dave] Oh, man. -[Wee Man] We saw Knox dancing around with the bull. 1610 01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,884 But we know the hit that the bull gave Knox 1611 01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,469 wasn't the one Knox wanted. 1612 01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,264 It was close, but it wasn't the one. 1613 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,850 [Johnny] What do you think? Maybe a take two? 1614 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,937 Fuck that. 1615 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,730 [bull bellowing] 1616 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,774 [metal clanging] 1617 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,861 This one's twice the size! 1618 01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:27,241 Oh, my God, dude. 1619 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,036 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 1620 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,330 I don't wanna fuckin' watch this, man. 1621 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,457 [Jeff] All right, are we good? 1622 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,420 Hello. I'm Johnny the Magnificent. 1623 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171 Today, I'm going to wow you 1624 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,675 with my supreme skills of prestidigitation. 1625 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,635 -[metal clanging] -Oh, shit! 1626 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,220 -[bull bellowing] -[Johnny shouting] 1627 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,722 [onlooker whoops] 1628 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,227 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 1629 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,645 [bull bellows] 1630 01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,064 [others gasping] 1631 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,607 [Steve-O] Jesus, Mary. 1632 01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:06,613 That one works. That works. 1633 01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,574 -[Steve-O] Damn. -Johnny, you okay? 1634 01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,075 P.J., talk to me. You okay? 1635 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,285 You all right? 1636 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,287 [Jasper] He's had it. 1637 01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,747 [Jeff] You doin' okay? Johnny? 1638 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,458 [Preston] He's getting' back. He's coming to. 1639 01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,126 [Eric] He's comin' back, yeah. 1640 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,794 [Jeff] You all right? 1641 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,005 That was a violent brawl. One-sided to be sure. 1642 01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:24,465 [chuckles] 1643 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,924 [Wee Man] Fucking gnarly, dude. 1644 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,801 -[Steve-O] Yeah. -Did we get it, Jeff? 1645 01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,636 [Jeff] We got exactly what you wanted. 1646 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,804 -[Wee Man] Yeah, Knox! -Yeah, Knox! 1647 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,681 [Johnny] Oh, fuck. 1648 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,391 So what happened after it hit me? 1649 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,185 [Jeff] Dude, it's gnarly. 1650 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,895 This is you, this is the bull. 1651 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:41,023 [all laughing] 1652 01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:42,608 [Wee Man] He didn't even mess around, dude. 1653 01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,818 He turned around and just nailed him. 1654 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111 [Steve-O] Dude, that was insane. 1655 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197 [Poopies] Yeah, Knox. 1656 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,615 [Ehren] It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken. 1657 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743 [Chris] And that's why he is the captain. 1658 01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,120 [Johnny] That bull didn't like fuckin' magic. 1659 01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,414 [laughter] 1660 01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,957 [Poopies] Yeah, Knox, we love you! 1661 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,334 -[clapping, cheering] -[Johnny] Love you! 1662 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,252 [Poopies] Captain! 1663 01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380 [Steve-O] Concussions aren't great. 1664 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:08,217 But as long as you have 'em before you're 50, it's cool. 1665 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,553 And Knoxville is 49. So we're good. 1666 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,725 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, 1667 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,728 and this is the "Escape Room from Hell." 1668 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,605 [laughs] 1669 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,817 [Johnny] There are three different rooms. 1670 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:29,321 You have to solve puzzles in each room to get to the next. 1671 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,407 Godspeed. 1672 01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,033 [sighs] Thanks, dude. 1673 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412 [Johnny, over speaker] All right, Wee Man 1674 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,455 To get to the next room, 1675 01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,040 you'll have to reach through that wall 1676 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,501 to find a special Jackass coin. 1677 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,461 -I don't know-- -Fuckin' hold my hand and go. 1678 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,963 Go! Fuckin' put it in there! 1679 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,631 -I don't wanna hold your hand. -Go! 1680 01:13:47,714 --> 01:13:49,133 [screaming] 1681 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,886 What the fuck! Okay. 1682 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,346 What the fuck is that? 1683 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,931 -[laughs] -What the--? 1684 01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,433 What's the deal? What's it feel like? 1685 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,976 -I don't know! -[Ehren] This sucks. 1686 01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:00,477 -I can't tell. -[Ehren] Doggone it. 1687 01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,812 I put my hand in it and I feel shit. 1688 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:02,729 [Dave] I saw you put your hand in it. 1689 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,231 [all laughing] 1690 01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,319 -Dave! Dave! -Come on, Dave. 1691 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,779 -Come on, Dave. -Oh, my God, dude. 1692 01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,489 [Johnny] Get in there, Dave. 1693 01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,116 -[Wee Man] Scoop. Scoop. -[Dark Shark] Reach down. 1694 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,576 All-- Put your arm all the way in and go down. 1695 01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,161 [Wee Man] Go in and down. In and down. 1696 01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,745 -[Zach] What the fuck? -[shouting, laughing] 1697 01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,913 [Zach] Oh, God! 1698 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206 There you go. Got it? 1699 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,749 It's a, it's a butthole! 1700 01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:23,876 [Wee Man screams] 1701 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,294 Oh, my God! 1702 01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,129 My finger went in it. 1703 01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,797 [all laughing] 1704 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,841 [Preston] Oh, God, it's really good. 1705 01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:33,093 -[Johnny] Get that coin. -Okay. 1706 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,179 [Johnny] You gotta reach in deep and scoop. 1707 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,389 [Ehren] Dude, go deep. 1708 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,974 [Zach] Is it in your butthole? 1709 01:14:39,057 --> 01:14:40,184 [groans] 1710 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,227 [Johnny] Oh, they got the coin! 1711 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,897 -[Dave] Oh, my God. -[Johnny] They got more than the coin. 1712 01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,774 -[Dark Shark] What the fuck? -[Dave] Dude, my finger-- 1713 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,776 I jammed my finger backwards. 1714 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,612 I can smell the shit on your hand. 1715 01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:54,406 Looks like you guys solved the puzzle. 1716 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,742 I think we're moving to the next room. 1717 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,785 [laughs] 1718 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,039 Okay, Dave, this next puzzle is for you. 1719 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,499 And what's gonna happen to me? 1720 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,667 Well, if you solve the puzzle, nothing. 1721 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,004 You have to correctly guess four animal sounds 1722 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,299 to stop this. To save Dave. 1723 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,467 Are we ready? 1724 01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,345 Wait, you're goin' heel? 1725 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:17,346 Yeah, heel. 1726 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,639 -Okay! -Oh, shit. 1727 01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,058 No, dude. Oh, my God. 1728 01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:23,393 What sound does a dog make? 1729 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,103 [barking] 1730 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,563 Okay, good job. 1731 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,816 What sound does a cat make? 1732 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,401 [meowing] 1733 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,529 Wow, they're doin' really good. 1734 01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,281 What sound does an aardvark make? 1735 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,574 [quacks] 1736 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,409 No. 1737 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,911 No, they don't make a sound! They don't sound. 1738 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,496 Okay, okay, okay. 1739 01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,831 -I got that right! [laughs] -[Wee Man] Nice! 1740 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,083 Yeah, baby! 1741 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,417 [Johnny] You just need one more. 1742 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,961 Dude, are you kidding me? No. 1743 01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,128 [Johnny] What sound does a cassowary make? 1744 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,255 -No! -[Ehren] Cassowary? 1745 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,339 [grunting] 1746 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:53,840 That's incorrect! 1747 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,051 [Dark Shark] Oh, shit. 1748 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,052 -[Johnny] That's incorrect! -[Wee Man] Just start sayin' shit! 1749 01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,387 [Dave screaming] 1750 01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,638 [Johnny laughing] 1751 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,640 [Ehren] Oh, my God! 1752 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,559 [all shouting, laughing] 1753 01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:07,604 Goddamn, bro! 1754 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,398 Dude, what the fuck? 1755 01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:11,400 [Dave whimpering] 1756 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:17,573 That is correct! That is the sound a cassowary makes. 1757 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,701 And I think we can go to the final room. 1758 01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,619 It's done, dude. Dave, it's done. 1759 01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038 Dude, my dickhead's just going [imitates machine] 1760 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,124 [all laughing] 1761 01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,668 [Johnny] In this bit, Ehren will sit 1762 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,587 in this comfy electric chair that we built for him. 1763 01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,215 -[Ehren] Wait, what? -You have all these jumper cables. 1764 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,342 You have to get the right jumper cables 1765 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,553 on the right thingies. 1766 01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,473 Then you come up here and you turn this down. 1767 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,058 How do we know if we got the right ones? 1768 01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,852 Because if you don't have the right ones, 1769 01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,520 Ehren is going to get shocked. 1770 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,355 [Chris] Have you ever done an escape room? 1771 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,774 Fuck no and fuck that shit. You do it? 1772 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,401 -I have done it. -You've done an escape room? 1773 01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,278 Yeah. 1774 01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:57,654 -I don't believe you. -It's a team-building exercise. 1775 01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,574 [Johnny laughs] 1776 01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:03,035 All right, Ehren, get in your love seat. 1777 01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:04,995 [Dave] She's the worst at doing it. 1778 01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:10,083 [Johnny] Let's close the doors and please start the game. 1779 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,669 Just give him a little shock now. 1780 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,671 -Ow! Fuck! -[crackling] 1781 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,590 [Johnny] Hey, hey. Hey, guys, I'm sorry, that was a mistake. 1782 01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,467 -[Wee Man] Fuck! -That was a mistake. 1783 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:21,345 -Fuck that! -[Ehren] Fuck, dude. 1784 01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,180 [laughs] 1785 01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,474 -[Dave] Fuck this. -[Johnny] You guys can start now. 1786 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,892 Fuck, what are we doing? 1787 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,185 -Here's seven. -This one's four. 1788 01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:29,686 -Four? -Yeah, where's seven? 1789 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,146 I don't know where four is. 1790 01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:32,689 Fuckin' figure it out, you guys! 1791 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,650 -Where two at? -Two's right here. The red one. 1792 01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,193 [Johnny] You guys are getting close. 1793 01:17:36,276 --> 01:17:38,028 -[Dark Shark] Where's four? -Oh, no, wait! 1794 01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,738 [Dark Shark] Get that last one right there. 1795 01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,073 -[Johnny] Are they all in place? -Damn it. 1796 01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,741 -Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa -Calm down. 1797 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,785 -I think it's colors. -No! It's numbers. 1798 01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:46,119 -He had it wrong. -No, it's fucking not numbers, guys! 1799 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,746 He had it wrong and he put it up there. 1800 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:49,665 -Okay, do the thing! -He's gonna get shocked! 1801 01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,249 [Wee Man] No, he's not. No, he's not. 1802 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,418 -[crackling, buzzing] -[screaming] 1803 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,128 [Dave] I knew it! I knew it! 1804 01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,380 [Wee Man] Okay! Okay! 1805 01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,714 -It was right! -I turned it off! 1806 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,424 -Turn it off! -I turned it off! 1807 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,301 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1808 01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,304 Okay! 1809 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,891 Y'all killed him, man. 1810 01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:09,726 -Y'all killed him, bro! -Fuck, dude, 1811 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:10,811 -he's like fuckin' dead, dude. -All right, Dave. 1812 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,479 Get the thing. Get him out. 1813 01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:13,605 -Get him out. Get him out. -[Dave] He's out. 1814 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,191 What happened? 1815 01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,984 -Hey, sit still-- -Get outta here! What the fuck? 1816 01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,444 It's your hat. I'm taking your hat off. 1817 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,196 Hey, she's trying to let you out! 1818 01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,240 [Johnny] Blow the horn. Who's got the horn? 1819 01:18:23,323 --> 01:18:24,908 [horn blows] 1820 01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,873 [Johnny] That's good. That's good. 1821 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,417 Fuck this fucking shit! 1822 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,211 -[horn blows] -[Ehren] Fuck! 1823 01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,338 -[Ehren] Fuck! -[Dark Shark] Damn, that was crazy. 1824 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,923 [Ehren] Fuck this fuckin'-- 1825 01:18:40,006 --> 01:18:41,508 [screaming] 1826 01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,887 I'm out! Fuck off! 1827 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,014 Oh, my God. 1828 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,353 Well I think that's it for the Escape Room from Hell. 1829 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,480 [laughs] 1830 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,940 -Wait-- We're done? -[Jeff] Yep. 1831 01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,275 -Oh, my God. -We did it. 1832 01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,026 You got out of the escape room! 1833 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,070 Do we get a therapist after this shit, man? 1834 01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,114 -Do we get a therapist? -Good job, Dark Shark. 1835 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,241 Goddamn, you all fucked me up, man! 1836 01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,285 And you put your hand in Zach's ass. 1837 01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,455 -Way, way up his ass, dude! -[laughing] 1838 01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,082 [Ehren] Fuck you guys! 1839 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,709 [Jeff] You forgot your shoes! 1840 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,295 [Ehren] Fuck this fuckin' place! 1841 01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,759 There were headlines on the internet 1842 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,761 that you said this Jackass film 1843 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,388 will be the last one ever. 1844 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:32,225 After you said that about every single Jackass movie, 1845 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,603 do you think anyone's gonna take that seriously? 1846 01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,605 As much as I fuckin' hate to say it 1847 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,193 -[sighs] -[laughs] 1848 01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,611 [Poopies] Don't say it! 1849 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,488 I'm getting emotional. [chuckles] 1850 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,405 [Poopies] Don't. 1851 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,073 It it is. 1852 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,116 That's it. 1853 01:19:51,077 --> 01:19:52,829 [wind whistling] 1854 01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:58,084 ["My Way" playing] 1855 01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,119 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! And this is the end! 1856 01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,287 [all] Yeah! 1857 01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,788 [laughing] 1858 01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:55,952 [song ends] 1859 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,329 [cheering, laughing] 1860 01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:59,664 ["We'll Meet Again" playing] 1861 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,999 [Wee Man] Yeah! Yeah! 1862 01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,751 Oh, my God 1863 01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:05,503 -[explosion] -What the fuck? 1864 01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,549 [chattering] 1865 01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:11,176 [laughs] 1866 01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,554 [groans] 1867 01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:17,557 [chattering, laughing] 1868 01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684 -God, it feels so good! -Yeah. 1869 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,519 I can finally put my clothes back on. 1870 01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,481 [Steve-O] I need money to stop in the hospital. 1871 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:28,693 [grunts, laughs] 1872 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,528 All right, come on! 1873 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,572 -[cheering] -Yeah. A group photo. 1874 01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,824 -Yeah, Poopies. Antidope. -Right here, bro. 1875 01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,623 I think Poopies is crying. 1876 01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,835 -[Chris] What's wrong? -This might be the last bit we ever film. [crying] 1877 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,337 [Dark Shark] Nah, you ain't like this. 1878 01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,214 No, I think he's actually upset. 1879 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,842 [interviewer] So, what's it like seeing all this old footage? 1880 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,469 Everyone looks like babies. 1881 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,888 Actually, I feel old and I miss Dunn. 1882 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,973 [Johnny] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1883 01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,516 I feel old and I miss Dunn. 1884 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:01,977 [inaudible] 1885 01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,815 [cameraman] What are we doing here? 1886 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,233 Steve-O's late for his plane, so I'm gonna wake him up. 1887 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,985 -Okay. -Make sure he makes it. 1888 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,948 [laughing] 1889 01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:17,367 [screams] 1890 01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:19,828 [cheering] 1891 01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,663 Steve-O! 1892 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,123 -[Poopies] Spike. -[Johnny] Love ya, buddy. 1893 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,708 [Johnny] Spike Jonze! 1894 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,298 Jeff Tremaine over there! 1895 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,800 [crew member] John! 1896 01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,301 Hey, will you get him back to his room? 1897 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,511 -[Poopies] So good. -[Johnny] Who this? 1898 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,057 I didn't hear him on there, so-- 1899 01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,684 -[Jeff] It's, it's for you. -Hello? 1900 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,060 [driver] Loomis, you're up this way, right? 1901 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,228 -[Loomis] Yeah. -There's trouble? 1902 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,355 [inaudible] 1903 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,444 [song continuing] 1904 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785 -You did great today, Jeff. -Stop. God. 1905 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,412 -[kisses] -[groans] 1906 01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,539 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1907 01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,500 -This is the end! -This is the end! 1908 01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,835 -[song ends] -[Jeff] And two. 1909 01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,754 -[explosion] -[cheering] 1910 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,886 [Wee Man] Ohhh, shit! 1911 01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,096 [Ehren] Look at that fuckin' fireball! 1912 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,057 [screaming] 1913 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,809 ["Southerly" playing] 1914 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,144 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1915 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,312 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! 1916 01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,147 Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. 1917 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,649 Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. 1918 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,237 [grunts] 1919 01:24:38,698 --> 01:24:39,783 [screaming] 1920 01:24:40,992 --> 01:24:42,077 [groans] 1921 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,040 [screaming] 1922 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,460 Shit! 1923 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,346 [electricity crackles] 1924 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,020 Oh, no! 1925 01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:12,982 That's semen, all right. 1926 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,442 [retching] 1927 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534 -Did you fart on me? -Yep. 1928 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,160 Oh, my God, no! 1929 01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:25,954 [drumming] 1930 01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,997 -[Preston] Ow! -[laughing] 1931 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,833 Ow! 1932 01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,503 [laughing] 1933 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,049 [cheering] 1934 01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:39,676 Phew. 1935 01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:42,220 -[buzzing] -[laughing] 1936 01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:45,223 [laughs] 1937 01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:52,021 [song ends] 1938 01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:55,608 I hate the fact that I had to fuckin' 1939 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,570 hang out with alligators and fuckin' cobras. 1940 01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,365 I have dicks branded on my ass. 1941 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,161 Everything fuckin' sucks. 1942 01:26:06,244 --> 01:26:07,620 [laughs] 1943 01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,462 Like everybody's just effin' with me today. 1944 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,633 And my Misfits sock. 1945 01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:24,846 ["Shine a Light" playing] 1946 01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:27,015 [chattering, laughing] 1947 01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,023 That went good. 1948 01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,658 [all laughing] 1949 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,827 That's something. 1950 01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,297 [struggling] 1951 01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:08,306 -[chattering, laughing] -Sorry, bro. What happened? 1952 01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:14,520 fast. And then it just, like 1953 01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,939 -Yeah. -it just slammed down. 1954 01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,609 [screams, grunts] 1955 01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:22,528 [yells, groans] 1956 01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:29,744 [groans] 1957 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,582 [barking] 1958 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,125 Oh, no! 1959 01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,220 [laughing] 1960 01:27:48,554 --> 01:27:49,597 [groans] 1961 01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:00,066 [cheering] 1962 01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,075 Is Butterbean okay? 1963 01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,495 [laughing] 1964 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,085 -Ow! -You okay? 1965 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,753 Oh, yeah, I feel great. 1966 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,005 Good job, man. 1967 01:28:22,088 --> 01:28:23,631 [cheering] 1968 01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,593 [Poopies] All right, boss, we love you! 1969 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,679 [Chris] Love you. 1970 01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,097 [Poopies] Captain! 1971 01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,100 -Whoa! -[laughing] 1972 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,283 -Ow! -[laughing] 1973 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,662 Oh, my God. 1974 01:28:56,539 --> 01:28:57,790 [laughs] 1975 01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,916 Look how nervous he is. 1976 01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:03,504 This sucks. Oh, man. 1977 01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:12,513 [thunder crashing] 1978 01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,193 Spin you around. 1979 01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,445 [screams] 1980 01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:34,869 [shouting] 1981 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,502 -[gunshot] -Ow! 1982 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,841 -Ow! -[laughing] 1983 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:17,829 [screaming] 1984 01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,372 [laughing] 1985 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,334 -I need help. -Yeah. 1986 01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,296 [song ends] 1987 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,674 But, man, that almost turned out real bad. 1988 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,008 Yeah, I was scared, man. 1989 01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,178 Shit. Scariest thing ever, man. 1990 01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,598 Yeah, that was exactly what we wanted though. 1991 01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,642 Oh, God. That is-- 1992 01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:41,727 It couldn't have ended any better. 1993 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,938 That's-- I don't know if that's exactly what I wanted. 1994 01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:45,314 That's exactly what I wanted. 1995 01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:46,482 Yeah. 1996 01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,946 Reminder. The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, 1997 01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,573 so for your safety 1998 01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,324 and the protection of those around you, 1999 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,076 do not attempt any of the stunts you have just seen. 138782

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