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Phone's dead. 10 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:55,474 Oh. 11 00:00:56,954 --> 00:00:59,914 My alarm goes off in 90 minutes. 12 00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:02,114 - Why? - Hmm. 13 00:01:02,194 --> 00:01:04,234 Fish market life, baby. 14 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,754 [Ashley] Hmm. 15 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:07,194 [David grunts] 16 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,994 Do you wanna have sex? 17 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,994 For 90 minutes? 18 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,394 Oh. Let's see. 19 00:01:23,714 --> 00:01:25,074 Yeah. Definitely. 20 00:01:25,154 --> 00:01:27,074 [Theme music] 21 00:01:58,234 --> 00:01:59,954 [Light music] 22 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:09,084 Oh, fuck. 23 00:02:09,874 --> 00:02:14,874 It's fun, it's healthy, and it's bursting with yellow. 24 00:02:14,954 --> 00:02:16,074 Whoops! 25 00:02:16,075 --> 00:02:17,393 And you know the great thing is 26 00:02:17,394 --> 00:02:19,674 you only need four other mums 27 00:02:19,754 --> 00:02:22,074 and then at playgroup, the kids can swap. 28 00:02:22,154 --> 00:02:23,914 [Ashley groans] Oh, my God. 29 00:02:23,994 --> 00:02:25,434 Um... 30 00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:28,074 The kids, they... they can just swap their lunches. 31 00:02:28,075 --> 00:02:30,113 - They swap a little bit of each. - [Ashley groans] 32 00:02:30,114 --> 00:02:32,074 And they've got a rainbow lunch. 33 00:02:32,154 --> 00:02:35,674 Okay, for fuck's sake, Ash. Come on! 34 00:02:38,714 --> 00:02:39,994 What's wrong? 35 00:02:40,074 --> 00:02:41,794 [Sobs] 36 00:02:41,874 --> 00:02:43,914 [Ashley groans] 37 00:02:43,915 --> 00:02:45,993 Okay, what's happened? 38 00:02:45,994 --> 00:02:48,074 [Muffled voice] I'm fucked. 39 00:02:48,154 --> 00:02:50,714 [Lighthearted music] 40 00:02:53,194 --> 00:02:54,634 Hey. Hey, fuck off. 41 00:02:54,635 --> 00:02:56,633 Ground Control to Major Loser, what's going on? 42 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:57,553 Nothing. 43 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:59,234 Don't play a player, son. 44 00:02:59,314 --> 00:03:01,074 Seriously, Chi, I'm fine. Go on. 45 00:03:01,154 --> 00:03:04,114 Oh, okay. Nah. We're gonna do a little dance, are we, Gordy? 46 00:03:04,115 --> 00:03:05,953 - What? - Where I say, "Oh, you sure?" 47 00:03:05,954 --> 00:03:08,153 And you say, "Yeah, totally," then I open up a new chat 48 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,473 to talk about what I wanna talk about, 49 00:03:09,474 --> 00:03:11,153 then you tell me what was wrong in the first place. 50 00:03:11,154 --> 00:03:12,993 We're gonna do that, Gordy, you fuckhead? 51 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:14,194 I'm fine. 52 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,664 - Uh, you're lying. - No, I'm fi... 53 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,004 - Tell me. -No. -Tell me. - No! 54 00:03:18,005 --> 00:03:19,673 - Tell me. I won't stop. - Stop. 55 00:03:19,674 --> 00:03:21,673 - Say it, say it, say it, say it. - Okay, fine! 56 00:03:21,674 --> 00:03:22,834 Fuckin' hell. 57 00:03:22,914 --> 00:03:25,154 You cannot tell anyone, not even Brett. 58 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:26,914 - Okay. - [Brett] You serious? 59 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,553 - You'd tell her but not me? - [Gordon] Yes. Uh, sorry. 60 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:31,074 Of course I can tell you, man. 61 00:03:31,075 --> 00:03:32,633 I wanna tell you separately. You sit down. 62 00:03:32,634 --> 00:03:34,194 I'll tell you both. It's good. 63 00:03:36,074 --> 00:03:37,284 - [Chair scrapes] - Yep. 64 00:03:39,154 --> 00:03:40,274 Okay. 65 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,114 The other night at my birthday, 66 00:03:42,194 --> 00:03:43,594 I didn't tell you guys, 67 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:44,794 but I kissed Ash. 68 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:47,074 Incredible timing. 69 00:03:47,154 --> 00:03:49,834 You mean, uh, this? 70 00:03:49,914 --> 00:03:51,314 What the fuck?! 71 00:03:51,394 --> 00:03:53,074 - Yeah. - Cut out the middle man. 72 00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:54,433 - Who told you this? - [Chiara] Oh, Heavy. 73 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,153 And then we checked the cameras that you installed. 74 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:58,633 - Made one in your size too. - You like it slim fit, yeah? 75 00:03:58,634 --> 00:04:00,353 Yeah, I wear mine to bed. It's really comfy. 76 00:04:00,354 --> 00:04:02,153 - [Gordon] Okay, take it off. - That's what she said. 77 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:04,033 Brett, this is not funny! Take it off! 78 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,153 Hey, you're in no position to be telling anyone else 79 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:07,754 what to do, okay?! 80 00:04:07,834 --> 00:04:09,834 Gordon, I'm only gonna say this once. 81 00:04:09,914 --> 00:04:13,714 Do not pursue it. It will end in tears. Again! 82 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:16,154 Yeah, I like a good cry, but that was too much. 83 00:04:16,234 --> 00:04:17,634 Yep. Okay. 84 00:04:18,754 --> 00:04:20,314 Get up. Get up! 85 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:23,474 Take a look. Take a look. Take that in. 86 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,434 See, he's gonna wear that T-shirt 87 00:04:25,514 --> 00:04:29,154 as a haunting reminder of how much of a cockhead you are. 88 00:04:29,234 --> 00:04:31,594 - [Gordon] Fuckin' hell. - Come on, Brett. 89 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:33,153 How did this turn into a storm-off? 90 00:04:33,154 --> 00:04:34,913 - [Chiara] We're making a point. - Yeah. 91 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:36,674 - Brett, take it off! - No! 92 00:04:40,874 --> 00:04:42,194 [Quietly] Also, we had sex. 93 00:04:42,195 --> 00:04:44,713 - [Chiara] What'd you say? - Nothing! 94 00:04:44,714 --> 00:04:48,154 [Quirky music] 95 00:04:50,714 --> 00:04:52,074 What's going on? 96 00:04:52,154 --> 00:04:54,594 Last night, Ashy fucked Gordon. 97 00:04:54,674 --> 00:04:55,794 Ashy! 98 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:56,873 Came home, 99 00:04:56,874 --> 00:04:59,164 found David's dead nanna's engagement ring 100 00:04:59,234 --> 00:05:00,284 under the bed. 101 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:02,073 - [Gasps] - This morning, it's gone. 102 00:05:02,074 --> 00:05:05,514 Which means it is actively on his person as we speak. 103 00:05:05,594 --> 00:05:06,754 Help me. 104 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:08,314 Okay, thank God I'm here. 105 00:05:08,394 --> 00:05:11,074 All right, Ashy, we are gonna fix this. 106 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:14,074 We are gonna fix this right now. 107 00:05:14,154 --> 00:05:15,434 - Really, Rumi? - Yeah. 108 00:05:15,514 --> 00:05:17,994 Sweetheart, I've been proposed to nine times. 109 00:05:18,074 --> 00:05:20,074 - Nine times?! - Nine. 110 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,434 All right. 111 00:05:21,514 --> 00:05:24,074 Pros and cons of each guy, let's go. 112 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:25,833 - Ooh! - Okay, that's good. That's good. 113 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:26,673 - Yes. - Let's do that. 114 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,994 Okay, um, David con - stinks of fish. 115 00:05:29,074 --> 00:05:30,124 Okay. 116 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:31,593 David con - doesn't do his own laundry. 117 00:05:31,594 --> 00:05:34,124 David con - puts the good knives in the dishwasher. 118 00:05:34,154 --> 00:05:35,674 And the wok and the skillet. 119 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:37,874 I know you both want David to move out. 120 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:40,394 We absolutely could do with the extra space. 121 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,154 It's not about us, not about us. 122 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:44,354 Gordon con - shit name. 123 00:05:44,434 --> 00:05:45,834 - Terrible. - [Megan] Yes. 124 00:05:45,835 --> 00:05:47,313 Gordon con - hair is graying, 125 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,793 which means he will definitely die first. 126 00:05:48,794 --> 00:05:50,954 This is depressing. Let's do some pros! 127 00:05:50,955 --> 00:05:52,073 [Rumi] Okay. 128 00:05:52,074 --> 00:05:54,034 David pro - he's safe. 129 00:05:54,114 --> 00:05:57,234 He will never leave you and he always puts you first. 130 00:05:57,314 --> 00:06:00,674 Oh, my God, that's amazing. Why... why don't I want that? 131 00:06:00,675 --> 00:06:02,473 Well, Gordon pro - he makes you laugh. 132 00:06:02,474 --> 00:06:04,273 [Rumi] Oh, Ashy, that's true. He's funny. 133 00:06:04,274 --> 00:06:06,754 He is. Is David not funny? 134 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,474 Not intentionally. 135 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:14,074 Oh! Oh, my God. We're having lunch at the fish markets. 136 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:16,074 - [Rumi] Ooh. - Oh! I fucking forgot. 137 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,513 Wait. He's not gonna propose there? 138 00:06:17,514 --> 00:06:19,153 - He wouldn't do that, right? - He could! 139 00:06:19,154 --> 00:06:20,193 This is... 140 00:06:20,194 --> 00:06:22,434 - He loves fish! - Oh, shit. 141 00:06:22,435 --> 00:06:25,153 Listen, you're somatically really agitated right now. 142 00:06:25,154 --> 00:06:26,153 Let's do some box breathing together. 143 00:06:26,154 --> 00:06:28,074 Here we go. [Breathes deeply] 144 00:06:28,075 --> 00:06:30,433 - I don't have time. - [Rumi] Oh, okay. All right. 145 00:06:30,434 --> 00:06:32,753 Well, look, the important thing is be prepared. 146 00:06:32,754 --> 00:06:34,553 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Nine times out of ten, 147 00:06:34,554 --> 00:06:36,153 the ring will come from the pocket. 148 00:06:36,154 --> 00:06:37,244 - So if he stands... - Yes. 149 00:06:37,245 --> 00:06:39,313 ..and he goes for the pocket, you know it's coming. 150 00:06:39,314 --> 00:06:40,353 - Yes. - Yeah? 151 00:06:40,354 --> 00:06:41,514 - Great. - Okay. 152 00:06:41,515 --> 00:06:43,593 Then what do I do? Do I just run or something? 153 00:06:43,594 --> 00:06:46,074 Oh, my God. Ash, you should make yourself vomit. 154 00:06:46,075 --> 00:06:47,793 Ash can make herself vomit on cue. 155 00:06:47,794 --> 00:06:49,473 - Can you? Fingers or...? - [Ashley] I can. 156 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:51,394 - No, no fingers. - Perfect. Do that. 157 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:53,464 - Is that not too much? - No, not too much. 158 00:06:53,474 --> 00:06:55,034 What if he does it from kneeling 159 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,233 or he sits, he's just sitting? 160 00:06:56,234 --> 00:06:58,153 He's still gonna go for the pocket, isn't he? 161 00:06:58,154 --> 00:06:59,153 - Yeah. - Look at this. 162 00:06:59,154 --> 00:07:00,873 Oh, yeah. Hey, Ashy, look at this view. 163 00:07:00,874 --> 00:07:01,954 - The pocket! - Yes! 164 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,593 So whether it's a stand or a sit, 165 00:07:03,594 --> 00:07:06,074 if he goes for the pocket, you swivel, then spew. 166 00:07:06,154 --> 00:07:07,794 Yes! Yes. 167 00:07:07,874 --> 00:07:08,994 Great. 168 00:07:09,074 --> 00:07:10,394 Okay. 169 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:11,564 - Guys. - [Rumi] Yeah? 170 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,073 - The other option... - [Megan] Mm? 171 00:07:13,074 --> 00:07:16,074 ..and we need to think about it, is that I just... 172 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:18,434 ..you know, lean in. 173 00:07:18,514 --> 00:07:21,074 I've been with David a while. 174 00:07:21,154 --> 00:07:24,074 I really love him too, don't I? 175 00:07:24,075 --> 00:07:25,153 Do you? 176 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,434 Do I? 177 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:29,954 Do you? 178 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,434 Do I? 179 00:07:32,314 --> 00:07:35,114 Fucking straight people! 180 00:07:35,194 --> 00:07:36,874 [Quirky music] 181 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,073 - Hey, Chi? - [Chiara] Hmm? 182 00:07:38,074 --> 00:07:40,033 - Trio of dips, trio of shits. - [Chiara] Yeah. 183 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:41,153 - You know what I mean? - 100%. 184 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:42,793 Let's just do a dynamic duo. Tzatziki... 185 00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:44,593 - Totally. Tzatziki can go. - Fuck off, tzatziki. 186 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,433 What, it's just yogurt, mate, with garlic in it. 187 00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:47,433 - Yeah. - [Door shuts] 188 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,033 The Greeks have gone mad on that one. 189 00:07:49,034 --> 00:07:50,714 - Darling, I have, um... - Oh. 190 00:07:50,715 --> 00:07:52,353 ..parked my car across the street, 191 00:07:52,354 --> 00:07:55,514 so could someone move it in the next ten minutes? 192 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:56,994 Um, okay. 193 00:07:57,074 --> 00:07:58,574 Where are the keys to your ute? 194 00:07:58,634 --> 00:07:59,714 Um... 195 00:08:00,594 --> 00:08:02,194 Uh, remind me what we're doing? 196 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,834 - Oh, are you serious? - No, no, I know. I know. 197 00:08:04,835 --> 00:08:06,153 It's just timing. It's the time. 198 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:08,153 I'm getting bedside tables. Yours look like they're from Costco. 199 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,153 Yes. 200 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:10,473 - We already agreed on this. - Yeah. 201 00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:11,633 - It's on the whiteboard. - Yeah. 202 00:08:11,634 --> 00:08:13,633 If I'm moving in, we need to have nice things, 203 00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:15,193 which is why you flea-bombed the house. 204 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:16,274 Oh, yep. 205 00:08:16,354 --> 00:08:17,514 [Chelsea] Oh. 206 00:08:17,594 --> 00:08:18,644 Um... 207 00:08:18,645 --> 00:08:21,513 ..speaking of things that we have agreed on, 208 00:08:21,514 --> 00:08:24,074 I got another email from the IVF place. 209 00:08:24,075 --> 00:08:25,153 Okay. Okay. 210 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:26,473 I'm still paying for egg storage. 211 00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:28,474 Have you thought more about it? 212 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:31,074 Ah, shit, I don't know. I mean, um... 213 00:08:31,154 --> 00:08:33,314 Gordon, it's not gonna happen naturally. 214 00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:36,634 I'm over 35, so it's already gonna be a geriatric pregnancy. 215 00:08:36,635 --> 00:08:38,953 - That's a bit much. - It's just what they call it. 216 00:08:38,954 --> 00:08:40,153 - Oh, I didn't know that. - Gordon. 217 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:41,153 Sorry. 218 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,273 Plus your motility is incredibly low. 219 00:08:42,274 --> 00:08:43,354 Hey, can we not? 220 00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:47,554 So... this week maybe? 221 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:48,714 I mean... 222 00:08:48,715 --> 00:08:51,153 ..your eggs are already in a fridge somewhere. 223 00:08:51,154 --> 00:08:53,153 Like, you told me there wasn't a rush on this. 224 00:08:53,154 --> 00:08:55,674 I said that six months ago, Gordon. 225 00:08:55,754 --> 00:08:56,834 [Gordon] Oh. 226 00:08:56,914 --> 00:08:59,074 Hm. What is your reluctance? 227 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:00,753 I mean, I'm at work at the moment. 228 00:09:00,754 --> 00:09:01,954 Like, I've got a bit on. 229 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,154 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 230 00:09:04,234 --> 00:09:06,074 Oh, my God, I always do this. 231 00:09:06,075 --> 00:09:07,473 No, no, no, no, no. It's all right. 232 00:09:07,474 --> 00:09:09,394 - No, it's just that I... - Chels. 233 00:09:09,395 --> 00:09:11,393 It's just that I'm literally moving in 234 00:09:11,394 --> 00:09:12,913 and I think that makes me scared. 235 00:09:12,914 --> 00:09:15,514 - I'm feeling really vulnerable. - Okay. 236 00:09:15,594 --> 00:09:18,114 I just... I don't even know if you want this. 237 00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:19,953 Like, I feel really stupid. I feel silly. 238 00:09:19,954 --> 00:09:21,074 I mean, do you... do you... 239 00:09:21,154 --> 00:09:22,314 Do you even want this? 240 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,074 Of course. Of course. Yeah. 241 00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:26,714 Will you do it this week? 242 00:09:26,794 --> 00:09:28,434 I mean, if the timing... 243 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,913 You know, if I get time off. It's a pretty busy week. 244 00:09:30,914 --> 00:09:33,153 But if, and if they have appointments, I don't know... 245 00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:34,593 - Thank you! - Yeah, of course I will. 246 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:37,074 [Chelsea laughs] That means so much to me. 247 00:09:37,154 --> 00:09:39,074 Yeah, I know. 248 00:09:39,075 --> 00:09:40,273 - [Chelsea sighs] - [Gordon] Hmm. 249 00:09:40,274 --> 00:09:41,393 - [Chelsea] Okay. - Okay. 250 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:42,953 - I'll see you later. - All right. 251 00:09:42,954 --> 00:09:43,993 Bye, Chiara. 252 00:09:43,994 --> 00:09:45,474 [Chiara] Bye! 253 00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:47,354 [Door opens] 254 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,474 [Door closes] 255 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,434 Don't say anything. 256 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,754 - Stop looking at me. - What? 257 00:09:57,834 --> 00:09:59,194 Stop looking at me. 258 00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:01,554 What's the problem? 259 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,914 You tell me. 260 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,354 - There is no problem. - No. 261 00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:06,154 There's no problem! 262 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:10,074 Shut up. Will you shut up? 263 00:10:10,154 --> 00:10:12,234 Like, you are fucking... 264 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:13,954 You're... you're out of control. 265 00:10:13,955 --> 00:10:15,153 - I am? - You're out of control. 266 00:10:15,154 --> 00:10:16,513 I'm the one who's out of control? 267 00:10:16,514 --> 00:10:18,864 Look at yourself. You're hysterical right now. 268 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,434 You are fucking hysterical right... 269 00:10:21,435 --> 00:10:22,953 I've got to move the car anyway. 270 00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:24,004 Yeah. Calm down. 271 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,074 - Take a minute or something. - Yep. 272 00:10:27,154 --> 00:10:30,194 - [Bright music] - [Water sloshes] 273 00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:34,394 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit! 274 00:10:34,474 --> 00:10:36,794 - I'm sorry, love. I'm so sorry. - [David] Ashy! 275 00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:38,684 - [Woman] Oh, let me just... - Over here. 276 00:10:38,685 --> 00:10:39,793 [Fishmongers mutter] 277 00:10:39,794 --> 00:10:40,954 - [David] Ash. - Yep. 278 00:10:41,034 --> 00:10:42,084 [David] Hey. 279 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,234 Oh! Just through here. 280 00:10:45,314 --> 00:10:46,954 It's so smelly. 281 00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:50,074 It's okay. I've had a shower. 282 00:10:50,154 --> 00:10:51,964 - [Laughs] Okay. - And clean clothes. 283 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:57,554 I've just got a little set-up over here for us. 284 00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,674 We're not normally allowed back here. 285 00:10:59,754 --> 00:11:01,804 But I spoke to Stav that does the oysters. 286 00:11:01,874 --> 00:11:04,354 - These incredible Sydney rock. - Okay. 287 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:05,714 And he said it was fine. 288 00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:09,234 So... I just got like an umbrella and... 289 00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:11,434 - I mean, look at that view. - Yeah. 290 00:11:11,514 --> 00:11:13,074 It's the best seat in the house. 291 00:11:13,075 --> 00:11:14,153 [Ashley] Whoo! 292 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:16,354 Here. Sit, sit, sit. 293 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:20,433 I also slipped Gerry ten bucks, 294 00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:22,904 so she's gonna bring us a big fisherman's basket. 295 00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:25,074 - Yum! [Laughs] - Yeah. 296 00:11:25,154 --> 00:11:26,474 Oh, God. 297 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:28,194 - But more importantly... - Hmm? 298 00:11:28,274 --> 00:11:30,274 [Birds cawing] 299 00:11:31,154 --> 00:11:32,554 - Uh... - [Heaves loudly] 300 00:11:32,555 --> 00:11:34,513 What's wrong? Are you okay? Oh, my gosh. 301 00:11:34,514 --> 00:11:36,153 - Are you okay? - Oh! What is that? 302 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,434 It's just tartare sauce. 303 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,074 Are you okay? 304 00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:42,394 I'm good. So sorry. 305 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:43,634 - You right? - Yeah. 306 00:11:43,714 --> 00:11:44,764 Oh. 307 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:47,193 Feeling tartare-ible today, are you? [Chuckles] 308 00:11:47,194 --> 00:11:48,754 That's funny. 309 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:50,753 - Yeah. - Yeah. 310 00:11:50,754 --> 00:11:52,153 - Sorry. That was silly. - You good? 311 00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:54,204 - You sure? - Yeah. I promise. Yeah. All good. 312 00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:55,714 [David] Oh, um... 313 00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:57,154 Hey, g'day, Kenneth! 314 00:11:58,794 --> 00:11:59,954 [Kenneth] Hey. 315 00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:01,953 Hey. That was some incredible mackerel before. 316 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,113 [Kenneth] Sorry, mate? 317 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:04,473 [David] It was some holy mackerel. 318 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,153 You gotta speak up. I can't hear you. 319 00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:07,874 It was holy mackerel! 320 00:12:07,954 --> 00:12:09,274 I'm fucking busy, bro. 321 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:13,513 - [Chuckles] - [Ashley laughs awkwardly] 322 00:12:13,514 --> 00:12:14,954 [Ashley laughs awkwardly] 323 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,074 I brought the, uh, crossword. 324 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,354 Oh, nice. Nice. 325 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:21,874 - Um... All right. - Okay. 326 00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,074 One down. 327 00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:25,024 "Only country with all five vowels." 328 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:26,124 - Okay. - Ten letters. 329 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:29,074 Oh. Um... Hmm... 330 00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,674 Mozambique. 331 00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:32,914 - Does it fit? - Yep. 332 00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:34,274 Wow. 333 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,393 - Hey. - Yeah. 334 00:12:35,394 --> 00:12:36,444 That was quick. 335 00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:38,074 Teamwork. [Chuckles] 336 00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:39,554 I didn't do anything. 337 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,354 - Oh. - Oh, Kenneth wants to join. 338 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:44,874 Does he? 339 00:12:44,954 --> 00:12:46,154 No. [Sighs] 340 00:12:46,234 --> 00:12:48,514 - [Laughs] - No. [Laughs] 341 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,074 So embarrassing. [Chuckles] 342 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:54,074 [Laughs] 343 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,314 I got her! 344 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:56,393 [Ashley inhales deeply] 345 00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:58,834 You got me. That was funny. 346 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,153 [David chuckles softly] 347 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,874 You are very funny. 348 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,074 Yeah. 349 00:13:03,154 --> 00:13:04,554 You are. 350 00:13:06,154 --> 00:13:08,114 You're so handsome too. 351 00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:09,193 [Quirky music] 352 00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:10,554 Thanks. 353 00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,474 We open in 15. Are you good? 354 00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:15,553 Yeah, boy. 355 00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:18,714 Brett, seriously, take the T-shirt off, man. 356 00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:21,274 - Chelsea was just here. - Yes, boss. 357 00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:23,153 - Yes, boss! Do it! - [Brett chuckles] 358 00:13:23,154 --> 00:13:25,434 Oh, also, at the start of this month, 359 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,153 on a Thursday, you logged two hours, 360 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,324 but you don't work on Thursdays, I thought. 361 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,154 I took you to the airport. 362 00:13:31,234 --> 00:13:32,554 - You logged that? - Yeah. 363 00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:35,104 - You took me there as a mate. - But you flew for work. 364 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,833 Yeah, but taking someone to the airport is a friend thing. 365 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,434 But you flew for work. 366 00:13:39,435 --> 00:13:43,113 What is this? What's going on here? Is this a Carmen thing? 367 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,713 - It was her idea. - I fucking knew it. 368 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:45,633 But she's right. 369 00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:47,074 You always treat me like a PA, 370 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,273 and never like a best friend. 371 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:50,074 - Brett, no, I don't. - Yeah, you do. 372 00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:51,834 I don't. That is a lie, man. 373 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,074 That's what she told me. 374 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,153 - Man... - I'm pretty sure. 375 00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:55,953 - [Phone rings] - Bretty, this is not you, mate. 376 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:56,753 This is not you. 377 00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:58,353 When was the last time we hung out? 378 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,593 I'm busy. I'm sorry. We'll hang out soon, okay? 379 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:02,233 But this isn't you, I'm telling ya. 380 00:14:02,234 --> 00:14:03,514 - Yeah, right. - Hello? 381 00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:04,913 [Chelsea on speakerphone] Hi, Gordon. 382 00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:06,153 Oh, hey, Chels. How are ya? 383 00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:07,314 Hey, amazing news. 384 00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:08,553 They've got a late cancellation. 385 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,074 Can you get there at 5:45? 386 00:14:10,154 --> 00:14:11,204 Where? 387 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,594 The IVF place. 388 00:14:12,674 --> 00:14:13,874 Oh, um... 389 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,513 The next appointment isn't for another three months. 390 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:18,794 Gordon, this is a sign. 391 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:21,673 No, I know, but I just... I have to flea-bomb the house, Chels. 392 00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,153 Yeah, I thought you already did that. 393 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,073 I was meant to. I'm really sorry I haven't. 394 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,153 I have to do that today. 395 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:27,313 - [Brett] I could do it. - Hey? 396 00:14:27,314 --> 00:14:28,674 Yes! Oh, Bretty, thank you. 397 00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,113 - [Gordon] What? - No worries, love. 398 00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,153 No, no. It's a whole thing. 399 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,074 I have to... Do you know how to do it? 400 00:14:33,075 --> 00:14:34,513 Okay, I'll meet you there. Love you. 401 00:14:34,514 --> 00:14:36,274 - [Gordon] Love you. - Love you. 402 00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,234 Don't do this, Gordon. 403 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,514 What? Hang on. Why? 404 00:14:41,594 --> 00:14:43,674 Do... do you want to have kids with her? 405 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,673 Mate, I don't know. She wants to do it, okay? 406 00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,233 I want to have kids at some point. 407 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,284 Yeah, but with her? 408 00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:50,754 I don't know, Chiara, okay? Probably. 409 00:14:50,755 --> 00:14:52,953 Probably. No, that's a great way to go into kids. 410 00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:54,353 - [Gordon] Chi... - 'Cause they're amazing with... 411 00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:55,794 Yeah, probably. Yep, good. Yep. 412 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,393 I'm not having a baby today, mate. 413 00:14:57,394 --> 00:14:58,753 - Yep. - I'm just putting sperm in. 414 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:01,034 I've got time, okay? A sperm is not an embryo. 415 00:15:01,114 --> 00:15:02,194 An embryo is not a baby. 416 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:03,633 Tell that to the Catholic Church, mate. 417 00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:05,513 Chi, what the... This morning, you told me 418 00:15:05,514 --> 00:15:07,113 not to pursue the thing with Ash. 419 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,324 - Right? - That's right. 420 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,553 [Gordon] Now you're telling me not to do this with Chelsea. 421 00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:12,353 - What the fuck? - Correct. They're shit ideas. 422 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,313 Both of those things are shit ideas, Gordon. 423 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,514 Are you jealous? 424 00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:18,074 - No. - Oh, my God, she's jealous. 425 00:15:18,154 --> 00:15:19,914 - Of who? - Of all the girls. 426 00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:21,913 - [Chiara] Oh, my God! - Just asking the question. Well? 427 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:24,474 You two are mental. No, you're on yourself, mate. 428 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,473 Not only do I not find you attractive, Gordon, 429 00:15:26,474 --> 00:15:28,433 I actually physically find you a bit off-putting. 430 00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:30,474 - Off-putting? - Yeah, to be honest. 431 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,153 With your scraggly face and your fucking bitch hips. 432 00:15:33,154 --> 00:15:34,833 - Bitch hips? - Yeah, bitch hips, bitch. 433 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,914 Yep, yep. Take a look at yourself from behind, Gordon. 434 00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:39,033 It's not pretty. 435 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:39,993 What the fuck?! 436 00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:42,284 Hey, I'll log the flea bombs as your PA, yeah? 437 00:15:42,354 --> 00:15:44,074 Fine, log it as a PA, fuck ya. 438 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:46,114 [Brett] Yeah, sick. Love you. 439 00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:47,274 Love you. 440 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:49,154 [Footsteps recede] 441 00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:53,354 - Hey, Chi? - [Chiara] Yeah? 442 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:55,634 The bitch hips thing was too much. Too much. 443 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:57,273 [Chiara] Sorry, mate. The truth hurts. 444 00:15:57,274 --> 00:15:58,714 I don't have bitch hips! 445 00:15:58,794 --> 00:16:01,274 [Quirky percussive music] 446 00:16:05,685 --> 00:16:09,473 Hey, what if we found a nice rooftop bar 447 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:11,074 like the one in Warrnambool? 448 00:16:11,874 --> 00:16:15,234 You know, catch the sunset, have some champs, see what happens. 449 00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,754 - Today? - Yeah. 450 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,794 Oh, sunsets just aren't really my thing. 451 00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:22,074 I've been getting sundowner syndrome. 452 00:16:22,154 --> 00:16:24,594 It's like, um, seasonal depression. 453 00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:25,794 - Really? - Mm-hm. 454 00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:26,873 Oh, I had no idea. 455 00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:28,834 Uh, it's a new thing, yeah. It's recent. 456 00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:30,634 But it's anxiety, really. 457 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:31,764 Oh, okay. 458 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:32,914 - Left. - Oh. 459 00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:35,474 Okay, well, what if... 460 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:37,994 What if we went to the Botanical Gardens? 461 00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:39,554 Have a champagne picnic? 462 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,074 [Ashley] Uh... 463 00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:43,234 - Well, um, 10:00 and 2:00. - Oh. 464 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,353 I'd... I'd still see the sunset, though, 465 00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:46,593 through the trees, wouldn't I? 466 00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:48,593 So, yeah. Sorry, mate, can't. [Laughs awkwardly] 467 00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:49,914 Uh... 468 00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:52,074 Okay, well, forget sunsets. 469 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,074 What if, um... 470 00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:55,833 - 10:00 and 2:00. - What if we... Sorry. 471 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:58,233 What if we book a nice, uh, table at that French bistro? 472 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,033 What's it called? The one that we like? 473 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:02,514 Stop! That was a stop sign. 474 00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:04,153 Oh, you drove straight through it. 475 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:06,074 - Did I? - Don't look now. Pull over. 476 00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:07,634 David! 477 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:08,914 You just... 478 00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:13,114 This is my license now, and you're making so many errors. 479 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,593 Honestly, I didn't even see it. 480 00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:16,993 Yeah, 'cause you're too busy talking about sunsets. 481 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,914 [Engine idles] 482 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,044 [Engine stops] 483 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,074 Stupid. 484 00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:25,244 It's okay, mate. No. Uh... 485 00:17:26,194 --> 00:17:27,754 A guy my age, without a license, 486 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,953 making basic mistakes, 487 00:17:28,954 --> 00:17:30,034 I mean, it's pathetic. 488 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,914 - But you're not pathetic. - I am. 489 00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:34,794 I still don't know what a hot doctor like you 490 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,134 is doing with a guy like me. 491 00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,554 No, I'm not perfect. 492 00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:38,794 Yes, you are. 493 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:42,034 Please, David, do not put me on a pedestal. 494 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:44,074 I... [Chuckles awkwardly] 495 00:17:44,154 --> 00:17:46,084 I don't give money to homeless people. 496 00:17:46,085 --> 00:17:47,193 I don't either. 497 00:17:47,194 --> 00:17:48,244 I've got HPV. 498 00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:49,793 Yeah, but that's really common. 499 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:52,274 Mon had it, actually. I probably gave it to you. 500 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,194 Can you stop talking about Mon? 501 00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:58,033 I'm just saying, you know, like, I shoplift sometimes. 502 00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,033 - Do you? - Yeah. 503 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,233 Just like cheap lipsticks 504 00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:01,473 from the chemist or whatever. 505 00:18:01,474 --> 00:18:02,834 - [Laughs] - Don't laugh. 506 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:05,084 I'm just saying I'm not perfect, you know? 507 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,754 I've been unfaithful. 508 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:09,914 What? 509 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,754 Not... Just in the past, you know? 510 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:16,034 Like... with other... guys. 511 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,754 Oh, yeah, but, Ash, not with me. 512 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,074 - No. - It's okay. 513 00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:22,354 Yeah. 514 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,674 I see you and I accept you. 515 00:18:26,874 --> 00:18:27,954 Okay. 516 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,514 You know what? You're right. 517 00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:33,074 We don't have to go anywhere special 518 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,594 because wherever you are is already special. 519 00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:38,074 [Groans] 520 00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:39,514 Like this car. 521 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:43,834 This car is really special because you're in it. 522 00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:46,474 [Exhales] 523 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,794 - Ashley... - Mm-mm. 524 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:49,954 - ..Maree... - [Groans] 525 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,354 [Hyperventilates] 526 00:18:52,355 --> 00:18:54,833 Between your legs. Between your legs. What's happening? 527 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,244 - [Muzak plays softly] - [Indistinct chatter] 528 00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:02,074 Oh, and has it been at least 48 hours since you ejaculated? 529 00:19:02,154 --> 00:19:03,674 Yes. 530 00:19:03,754 --> 00:19:04,804 What? 531 00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:06,553 Last week after Survivor All-Stars 532 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:08,154 was the last time we had sex. 533 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,074 - Was it? - Yeah. 534 00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:11,713 'Cause you have a thing for Par-vati. 535 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:13,193 I don't have anything for Par-vati. 536 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,514 - And it's Parvati. - I think it's Par-vati. 537 00:19:16,674 --> 00:19:17,954 It's Parvati. 538 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,194 [Chuckles] 539 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,714 Anyway, yes, we... we did. Good. 540 00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,633 You haven't masturbated recently? 541 00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:26,684 No. 542 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:27,834 - N-no. - No. 543 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:28,873 Nuh. 544 00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:31,794 Right, good. Uh, no other sexual partners? 545 00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:33,234 - No. - Nuh. 546 00:19:33,314 --> 00:19:34,394 [Virgil] Okay. Good. 547 00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:36,153 I mean, you wouldn't be able to tell that 548 00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:37,473 from my sample anyway, would you? 549 00:19:37,474 --> 00:19:38,554 What? 550 00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:39,684 No, I'm saying... 551 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:42,394 I'm just saying because I had testicular cancer, 552 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,554 the motility of my sperm and the volume is the thing. 553 00:19:46,555 --> 00:19:49,433 I mean, that's what we're thinking. That's the main game. 554 00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,073 - Yes, but... - I don't know what I'm saying. 555 00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:53,153 That's why it's important that you give yourself 556 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:54,873 the best chance at producing viable sperm. 557 00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:56,634 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. 558 00:19:57,994 --> 00:19:59,144 - [Virgil] Right. - Yep. 559 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,794 [Virgil] Well... 560 00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:02,914 ..it's showtime! 561 00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:07,114 So, yeah. Uh, it's all here. 562 00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:08,554 Um, we've got internet. 563 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:09,473 - Yep. - Uh... 564 00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,193 We have magazines if you're old school. 565 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:12,354 Okay, thank you. 566 00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:15,074 Um, so, yeah, just take your time. 567 00:20:15,154 --> 00:20:17,754 - Have fun with it, I guess. - Thanks. 568 00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:26,314 Guy to guy... 569 00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,353 Yes? 570 00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,954 Don't feel pressure to think about her. 571 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:31,084 I'm sorry? 572 00:20:31,114 --> 00:20:32,954 Just... don't. 573 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,084 Right. 574 00:20:34,154 --> 00:20:38,434 She's lovely, but guy to guy... 575 00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:41,074 ..a lot of men can get in their heads 576 00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,793 thinking this is the moment of conception 577 00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:44,153 and they put pressure on themselves 578 00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:45,593 to think about the mother of their child, 579 00:20:45,594 --> 00:20:47,104 but don't... don't... don't do that. 580 00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:48,484 Okay. - Don't do that. - Okay. 581 00:20:49,154 --> 00:20:50,354 This is a free pass. 582 00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:52,074 It's an opportunity. 583 00:20:52,154 --> 00:20:53,714 It's just for you, okay? 584 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,394 She'll never know. 585 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:57,154 - No one's gonna know. - Okay. 586 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,833 I mean, I'll know because I've got your recent search history. 587 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,233 I mean, look at the last guy. What have we got here? 588 00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:05,514 - [Laughs] All the greatest hits. - Yep. 589 00:21:05,594 --> 00:21:07,674 Stepsister is still number one. 590 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:11,714 - Is it? - You've got big tits, MILF, gay. 591 00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:13,954 - I'm good. - Okay. 592 00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:16,634 Um... I can get some Survivor on there if you want. 593 00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:18,313 - I can manage that. Yeah. - Okay, sure, sure. 594 00:21:18,314 --> 00:21:20,193 You know, like I said, just have fun with it. 595 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,193 [Gordon] Mm-hm. 596 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:23,794 See you on the other side. 597 00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,074 [Gordon] Mm. Thank you. 598 00:21:25,154 --> 00:21:26,204 Oh, uh... 599 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:30,394 Sign this so we can't sell or otherwise misuse your semen. 600 00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:33,514 - All right. - Hmm. 601 00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:35,514 Come... and see me when you're done. 602 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,074 All right. 603 00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,754 Ejacu-later. 604 00:21:42,154 --> 00:21:43,434 [Door closes] 605 00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:54,434 # Jimmy Barnes' "Working Class Man" # 606 00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:08,274 # Working hard to make a living # 607 00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:11,674 # Bringing shelter from the rain # 608 00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:15,074 # A father's son left to carry on # 609 00:22:15,154 --> 00:22:18,674 # Blue denim in his veins # 610 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,354 # Whoa-oh-oh # 611 00:22:21,434 --> 00:22:23,954 # He's a working-class man # 612 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:32,674 # Well, he's a steel town disciple # 613 00:22:32,754 --> 00:22:36,074 # He's a legend of his kind # 614 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,394 # He's running like a cyclone... # 615 00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:40,433 Fuck off! 616 00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:42,033 # Across the wild Midwestern sky... # 617 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,194 [Spray can hisses] 618 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,154 # Oh-oh-oh # 619 00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:47,794 # He's a working-class man # 620 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,593 # Oh-oh-oh # 621 00:22:50,594 --> 00:22:52,754 # He believes in God and Elvis # 622 00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:53,994 # Oh-oh-oh # 623 00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:56,074 # He gets out when he can # 624 00:22:56,154 --> 00:22:57,274 # Oh-oh-oh 625 00:22:57,354 --> 00:23:00,434 # He did his time in Vietnam # 626 00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,554 # Still mad at Uncle Sam... # 627 00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,353 - [Spray can hisses] - # Oh-oh-oh # 628 00:23:04,354 --> 00:23:07,194 # He's a simple man with a heart of gold # 629 00:23:07,274 --> 00:23:09,074 # In a complicated land... # 630 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:10,904 Ooh! - [Music stops abruptly] - Oh. 631 00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:13,194 [Spray can hisses] 632 00:23:13,195 --> 00:23:14,353 [Muzak plays softly] 633 00:23:14,354 --> 00:23:15,754 [Gordon clears throat] 634 00:23:16,714 --> 00:23:19,074 - [Whispers] How'd you go? - No dice. No dice. 635 00:23:19,075 --> 00:23:20,673 What do you mean, "no dice, no dice"? 636 00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:22,074 It's just not my day, I think. 637 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:23,193 Seriously? 638 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,394 Do you mind? 639 00:23:25,194 --> 00:23:26,954 Can I come in? Can I go in with him? 640 00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:28,793 Sure. I mean, whatever gets the job done, right? 641 00:23:28,794 --> 00:23:29,633 Okay, great. It's fine. 642 00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:31,433 - I'll give you a hand job. - Can we not? 643 00:23:31,434 --> 00:23:32,433 - It's fine. - Don't be ridiculous. 644 00:23:32,434 --> 00:23:33,714 - Uh... - Let's go. Thank you. 645 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,954 Good luck. 646 00:23:38,994 --> 00:23:40,554 I don't know you. 647 00:23:42,594 --> 00:23:43,954 Do you know him? 648 00:23:44,034 --> 00:23:45,354 No. 649 00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:49,754 Um, it's here. 650 00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:51,074 Ooh. 651 00:23:51,075 --> 00:23:52,513 - No, no, it's... - Is that too hard? 652 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,913 No, that's... It's a bit... It's... it's good. 653 00:23:53,914 --> 00:23:56,033 - No? What do you want? - No, I need it. I need it. 654 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,153 - It's good. Just get it done. - Yeah, you need it. 655 00:23:58,154 --> 00:24:00,113 - [Gordon grunts] - Yeah, you need it. Come on. 656 00:24:00,114 --> 00:24:01,153 Ohh! 657 00:24:01,154 --> 00:24:03,074 - Uh... - Fuck, Gordon. Come on. 658 00:24:03,154 --> 00:24:05,074 - What is going on here? - Yeah, it's... 659 00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:06,514 Do you want Par-vati? 660 00:24:06,515 --> 00:24:07,593 It's Parvati. 661 00:24:07,594 --> 00:24:09,594 [Gentle music] 662 00:24:23,565 --> 00:24:26,433 Another appointment will come up. 663 00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:27,833 - I don't... I don't... - It'll come up. 664 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,233 I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 665 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,233 All right. 666 00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:32,474 [Siren wails in distance] 667 00:24:35,634 --> 00:24:38,434 I need a shower. I feel gross. 668 00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:40,674 [Sighs] 669 00:24:42,445 --> 00:24:46,433 [Gordon] Oh, shit. That's right. The flea bombs. 670 00:24:46,434 --> 00:24:48,153 - [Brett moans] - [Chelsea] How long has it been? 671 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,024 I'll open a window. Oh, fucking hell! 672 00:24:50,025 --> 00:24:51,153 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - Oh, my God. 673 00:24:51,154 --> 00:24:52,153 Bretty, you okay? 674 00:24:52,154 --> 00:24:53,313 [Chelsea] Shall I call an ambulance? 675 00:24:53,314 --> 00:24:54,634 Oh, shit. Yeah, man. 676 00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:56,153 - Hey, let's, uh, close that. - [Chelsea] Uh... 677 00:24:56,154 --> 00:24:57,754 Oh, yeah, sorry, bro. The shirt. 678 00:24:57,755 --> 00:24:59,233 No, you're good. You're good. You're good. 679 00:24:59,234 --> 00:25:01,153 - What is that? Is that you? - Is... is what me? 680 00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:02,913 - On the T-shirt. - Uh, I don't think so. 681 00:25:02,914 --> 00:25:04,194 Oh, yeah. I... I made it. 682 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:05,354 Hey, Bretty, Bretty. 683 00:25:05,355 --> 00:25:06,713 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty! - What? What? 684 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:09,234 - Fuckin'... - Hang on. Hang on. What? 685 00:25:09,314 --> 00:25:12,474 - Uh... - [Brett groans] 686 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,074 - Yep. - [Brett groans] 687 00:25:14,075 --> 00:25:16,113 [Gordon] Okay, Bretty, can you give us a minute? 688 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:17,514 What... what is going on? 689 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:18,593 - You okay? - [Brett] Yep. 690 00:25:18,594 --> 00:25:19,954 - Okay. - [Brett groans] 691 00:25:20,034 --> 00:25:21,314 - What? - Um... 692 00:25:22,785 --> 00:25:24,753 Chels... 693 00:25:24,754 --> 00:25:26,444 - [Brett groans] - [Bird chirps] 694 00:25:27,154 --> 00:25:28,994 [Brett groans] 695 00:25:29,074 --> 00:25:30,194 You okay? 696 00:25:30,274 --> 00:25:31,594 [Brett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 697 00:25:31,674 --> 00:25:32,954 Um... 698 00:25:34,914 --> 00:25:36,074 Chels, I... 699 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:39,074 I can't do this anymore. 700 00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:40,754 Do what? 701 00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:42,553 This. You know, us. 702 00:25:42,554 --> 00:25:44,474 I can't do it. I can't do it. 703 00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:47,094 [Laughs incredulously] 704 00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:49,034 Are you fucking joking? 705 00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:51,554 No. 706 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,324 We're in the middle of doing IVF, 707 00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:56,274 and you're breaking up with me? 708 00:25:57,634 --> 00:25:58,684 [Gordon] Hmm. 709 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,074 You're breaking up with me? 710 00:26:01,825 --> 00:26:03,753 Uh... 711 00:26:03,754 --> 00:26:06,474 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 712 00:26:06,554 --> 00:26:09,594 You do not get to fuckin' speak right now. 713 00:26:09,595 --> 00:26:11,873 [Brett] That's all right. I'll get an Uber to the hospital. 714 00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:14,194 Why? Gordon? Hmm? 715 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,674 - [Gordon] Hmm? - Hmm? 716 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,153 You give me one good fuckin' reason 717 00:26:17,154 --> 00:26:18,713 why you are breaking up with me, 718 00:26:18,714 --> 00:26:21,153 'cause I've got a million reasons why I should dump you, 719 00:26:21,154 --> 00:26:24,074 you fucking gray-haired, sad man-child. 720 00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:28,314 I'm so interested to hear why you're breaking up with me. 721 00:26:31,234 --> 00:26:33,074 My heart isn't in it, Chels. 722 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:36,634 Right. 723 00:26:36,714 --> 00:26:38,074 [Sobs] 724 00:26:38,154 --> 00:26:40,674 And was your heart in it 45 minutes ago 725 00:26:40,675 --> 00:26:43,713 when you agreed to give sperm to try and make an embryo with me? 726 00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:46,154 Or was your heart "not in it" then too? 727 00:26:46,945 --> 00:26:48,993 Chels, I'm sorry. 728 00:26:48,994 --> 00:26:50,514 No, I'm sorry... 729 00:26:51,394 --> 00:26:55,074 ..that I wasted the last year of my life with you. 730 00:26:55,075 --> 00:26:56,153 You didn't waste it. 731 00:26:56,154 --> 00:26:57,713 I am sorry that I've been so arrogant 732 00:26:57,714 --> 00:26:59,834 to think that I could be the one to fix you, 733 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,153 because I think you might be unfixable, Gordon. 734 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,954 And your charismatic, 735 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,793 "ooh, whoopsie-daisy, I run a bar, aren't I fun?" thing 736 00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:09,594 is... it's charming when you're in your 20s or your 30s, 737 00:27:09,674 --> 00:27:13,874 but at your age, it is a red fucking flag! 738 00:27:15,874 --> 00:27:17,354 Crimson! 739 00:27:17,434 --> 00:27:19,554 And I am sorry that I ignored it 740 00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:22,434 during one of my final fertile years. 741 00:27:22,514 --> 00:27:24,074 I'm sorry. 742 00:27:24,154 --> 00:27:25,474 Don't be! 743 00:27:28,394 --> 00:27:30,804 Yeah, I have embryos with Simon, my ex, anyway, 744 00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:31,793 and they're really good. 745 00:27:31,794 --> 00:27:33,953 Like, I have three 3AAs. That never happens. 746 00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:35,594 That's great. Congratulations. 747 00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:37,954 Yeah, thank you. Fuck yourself! 748 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,194 Don't... 749 00:27:40,274 --> 00:27:42,754 Don't touch my plant. Don't touch my stuff. 750 00:27:42,755 --> 00:27:44,633 I'll get my assistant to pick it up tomorrow, 751 00:27:44,634 --> 00:27:47,113 and she's gonna be thrilled because she always thought 752 00:27:47,114 --> 00:27:50,194 you were a fuckwit, by the way. 753 00:27:50,195 --> 00:27:52,193 [Door opens] 754 00:27:52,194 --> 00:27:53,594 [Door slams] 755 00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:59,874 [Brett] Oh, no, they canceled. Oh, man! 756 00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,833 It's okay, mate, I'll take you to hospital. 757 00:28:02,834 --> 00:28:04,714 As a boss or as a friend? 758 00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:06,714 As a friend. 759 00:28:06,794 --> 00:28:09,114 [Warm music] 760 00:28:09,194 --> 00:28:12,914 [Jet roars] 761 00:28:20,234 --> 00:28:23,234 [Whispers] Ashy. Ash-begash. 762 00:28:23,314 --> 00:28:26,074 Come on. Wake up, baby. Hey. 763 00:28:26,154 --> 00:28:28,394 - Huh? - Hey, come on. Wake up. 764 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,114 - What? - It's okay. 765 00:28:30,194 --> 00:28:32,194 Come on, we're gonna go for a ride. 766 00:28:32,195 --> 00:28:33,753 - What's happening? - It's okay. 767 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,114 I've got your pillow and your doona in the car. 768 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,593 - [Ashley] I... - We're gonna go somewhere. 769 00:28:37,594 --> 00:28:39,073 But I want you to stay asleep, okay? 770 00:28:39,074 --> 00:28:40,073 [Ashley] What's happened? 771 00:28:40,074 --> 00:28:41,944 [David] Come with me and stay asleep. 772 00:28:41,945 --> 00:28:43,153 [Ashley] I don't want to. 773 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,914 [Warm music continues] 774 00:28:47,954 --> 00:28:49,154 [Hand brake clicks] 775 00:28:50,154 --> 00:28:52,434 - [Gordon] Ash Begash? - Hmm? 776 00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:54,074 - Hey, wake up. - Hmm. 777 00:28:54,154 --> 00:28:56,354 Wake up. We're here. 778 00:28:57,674 --> 00:28:58,794 Where are we? 779 00:28:58,874 --> 00:29:00,074 Camden. 780 00:29:00,154 --> 00:29:01,234 What? 781 00:29:01,314 --> 00:29:03,754 Listen. I've got your clothes here. 782 00:29:03,834 --> 00:29:04,994 - Okay? - Oh. 783 00:29:05,074 --> 00:29:06,714 Why don't you get changed? 784 00:29:06,715 --> 00:29:08,993 I just gotta run off and talk to someone quickly 785 00:29:08,994 --> 00:29:10,993 and I'll be back, okay? - [Ashley] Mm. - All right? 786 00:29:10,994 --> 00:29:12,044 You rug up. 787 00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:14,084 Mm-hm. 788 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,153 [Car door opens] 789 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,274 See you soon. 790 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,754 - [Magpies warble] - [Car door thuds] 791 00:29:19,754 --> 00:29:20,954 Ohh. 792 00:29:23,154 --> 00:29:24,754 [Magpies warble] 793 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:30,034 [Gasps] 794 00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:32,073 Oh, God. 795 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:33,634 [Flames whoosh] 796 00:29:33,714 --> 00:29:35,074 [Nervously] Hi! 797 00:29:35,154 --> 00:29:37,514 - Uh-oh. What's he done now? - Yeah. 798 00:29:37,594 --> 00:29:40,074 What is all this? Are we... we going up in that? 799 00:29:40,154 --> 00:29:43,234 Not just going up. Champagne breakfast! 800 00:29:43,235 --> 00:29:44,553 - [Flames whoosh] - [David laughs] 801 00:29:44,554 --> 00:29:45,953 Grant Burge, anyone? [Laughs] 802 00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:48,594 Please, please, please wait. Just wait. Stop. 803 00:29:48,674 --> 00:29:49,954 Um... 804 00:29:51,154 --> 00:29:54,674 David, I think I know what you're about to do, and, um... 805 00:29:56,154 --> 00:29:57,674 ..please don't. 806 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:01,754 Yep, but do you really know what I'm about to do? [Laughs] 807 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,074 Yes. 808 00:30:03,154 --> 00:30:05,034 Yeah, but do you, though? I mean... 809 00:30:05,114 --> 00:30:06,164 Yes. Yes, David. 810 00:30:06,234 --> 00:30:07,474 And... and... 811 00:30:08,954 --> 00:30:10,914 I don't want to do... 812 00:30:12,154 --> 00:30:13,314 ..that. 813 00:30:14,794 --> 00:30:15,844 Are you... 814 00:30:15,874 --> 00:30:17,074 Right. 815 00:30:17,154 --> 00:30:18,234 Uh... 816 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,554 [Flames whoosh] 817 00:30:22,634 --> 00:30:27,074 Um... what do you want to do? 818 00:30:28,514 --> 00:30:31,074 I don't know. [Laughs awkwardly] 819 00:30:31,154 --> 00:30:32,554 Nothing. 820 00:30:34,114 --> 00:30:35,474 Uh, right, okay. 821 00:30:35,475 --> 00:30:38,153 Well, shall we just pretend like I wasn't about to do that, 822 00:30:38,154 --> 00:30:40,714 and we just go back to how we are? 823 00:30:42,154 --> 00:30:43,274 Hey? 824 00:30:43,354 --> 00:30:44,954 [Tearfully] No. 825 00:30:48,234 --> 00:30:50,594 Right. Uh... 826 00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:59,313 Listen, I've already paid for it, so do you want to just... 827 00:30:59,314 --> 00:31:00,953 - What's that? - I've already paid for it. 828 00:31:00,954 --> 00:31:05,074 So do you want to just go up and do it anyway? Please? 829 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,314 Of cour... Yes. 830 00:31:06,394 --> 00:31:08,714 Of course we can. 831 00:31:08,794 --> 00:31:10,474 - All right? - Yeah. 832 00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:11,754 Yeah. 833 00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:13,074 It'd be nice. 834 00:31:17,554 --> 00:31:19,074 [Ashley] This is so pretty. 835 00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:21,634 [Fabian] Here they come. [Chuckles] 836 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:22,834 Welcome aboard. 837 00:31:22,835 --> 00:31:23,913 Thanks. Okay. 838 00:31:23,914 --> 00:31:25,753 - A first for everything, huh? - Oh, there it is. 839 00:31:25,754 --> 00:31:27,833 Bet you've never been up in one of these. Oi! 840 00:31:27,834 --> 00:31:29,033 - In you pop. - [Ashley laughs awkwardly] 841 00:31:29,034 --> 00:31:31,153 Mate, do you wanna? Nah. You can do it yourself. 842 00:31:31,154 --> 00:31:32,794 Okay, mate. Up. 843 00:31:32,874 --> 00:31:33,924 Okay. [Groans] 844 00:31:33,954 --> 00:31:35,714 Uh, champagne, folks? 845 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,594 - Yeah, lovely. - Okay. 846 00:31:37,674 --> 00:31:38,834 Thanks. 847 00:31:41,154 --> 00:31:44,514 Oh, miss, uh, I think there's something that you've, uh... 848 00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:46,074 Uh, nah. 849 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,314 No, that's, uh... It's okay. 850 00:31:48,394 --> 00:31:51,074 I, uh... Okay, very good. 851 00:31:51,154 --> 00:31:53,034 Well, uh, let's get underway, then. 852 00:31:53,114 --> 00:31:55,034 Uh, ready to take off? Yeah? 853 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,164 Okay. 854 00:31:56,234 --> 00:31:58,314 And how long does this go for? 855 00:31:58,315 --> 00:32:00,513 Uh, our New Beginnings Champagne Breakfast flight 856 00:32:00,514 --> 00:32:03,074 is 100 minutes, miss. 857 00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:05,514 - [Fabian] So... - [Gentle music] 858 00:32:05,594 --> 00:32:06,794 Away we go! 859 00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:08,074 [Flames whoosh] 860 00:32:08,154 --> 00:32:10,354 # Art Garfunkel's "Waters of March" # 861 00:32:10,434 --> 00:32:12,594 # A stick, a stone # 862 00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:14,594 # It's the end of the road # 863 00:32:14,674 --> 00:32:16,434 # It's the rest of a stump # 864 00:32:16,514 --> 00:32:18,594 # It's a little alone # 865 00:32:18,674 --> 00:32:20,434 # It's a sliver of glass # 866 00:32:20,514 --> 00:32:22,594 # It is life, it's the sun # 867 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,594 # It is night, it is death # 868 00:32:24,674 --> 00:32:26,954 # It's a trap, it's a gun # 869 00:32:27,034 --> 00:32:31,154 # The oak when it blooms, a fox in the brush # 870 00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:35,074 # The nod of the wood, the song of a thrush # 871 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:38,954 # The wood of the wing, a cliff, a fall # 872 00:32:39,034 --> 00:32:42,674 # A scratch, a lump, it is nothing at all # 873 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:44,874 # It's the wind blowing free # 874 00:32:44,954 --> 00:32:47,074 # It's the end of a slope # 875 00:32:47,154 --> 00:32:49,074 # It's a bean, it's a void # 876 00:32:49,154 --> 00:32:51,074 # It's a hunch, it's a hope # 877 00:32:51,154 --> 00:32:53,114 # And the riverbank talks # 878 00:32:53,194 --> 00:32:55,114 # Of the Waters of March # 879 00:32:55,194 --> 00:32:57,074 # It's the end of the strain # 880 00:32:57,154 --> 00:32:59,794 # It's the joy in your heart # 881 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:04,394 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60813

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