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You're a fool thinking you can escape

me.

Out with a genius.

Thank god you came along.

What happened to you?

It's Dr. Arcane. He's after me.

Oh, Sheriff. Now see what you've done.

You've spoiled the chase. Excitingly

primitive fire suppl. It's a shame. If

he takes me back, I'm dead. I work at

the laboratory. I know what goes on.

Maybe this man should come back into

town with me, doctor.

Look at you, boo, Sheriff. Dirt.

My dirt. My land. My business.

Everything that goes on in this county

is my business.

Please spare me a Marshall Dylan act.

You wear a badge, but you do as I say.

Well, what does that mean? He means it's

the end of the line.

No, no, no. CHEF ANDREW, NO. PLEASE

DON'T LEAVE ME. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.

The swam is my world. It is who I am. It

is what I am.

I was once a man. I know the evil men

do.

Do not bring your evil here. I warn you,

beware the wrath of

Swamp Thing.

Uh-oh. Looks like the sheriff's on the

hunt again.

Pigpockets.

Tresa. No sooner does she return home,

he starts sending candygrams and phone

calls whom his own war invaded.

That's a scary thought.

Tell me about it.

Who's trusting now?

Good evening, Tres.

Hi, Andy.

Can I buy you a drink?

Uh, no thanks. I'm expecting friends.

Then I'll buy them one, too.

Aren't you on duty?

Well, as of now, I'm my own man.

Your own man? Does Dr. Arcane know about

this?

Tresa, Arcane has no say over me.

You just enjoy each other's company.

I'm a public servant. He's a public

So are you for that matter.

Andy, I already told you I don't want a

drink. Just like I didn't want the

flowers or the candygrams.

Hey, can I help it if I'm a take charge

kind of guy? Let's face it. You could

use a man doing a little taking.

Hi, Joseph. Sorry we're late.

Oh, Morgan, you're just in time. Well,

well, Sheriff, as much as I appreciate

your insights, uh, my friends are

waiting to sit.

That was a polite way of asking you to

leave, sheriff.

Well, I got your message. Question is,

did you get mine?

About how I need a man?

That's the one.

When I find a man, I'll let you know.

Oh, I've been trying to find you,

Sheriff. Have you seen my husband?

No.

Are you sure?

I'm quite sure.

Well, maybe ought to take this.

No. Have them all.

I work hard for this badge.

Real hard. I know what I'm doing.

But does anybody pay attention to me?

No. Everybody seems to think I'm a joke.

Damn it. I'm the law in this town.

What are you laughing at?

I'm not laughing at you, Andy. I swear.

But the truth is is we're both up the

same creek.

Only thing is is that you got a better

boat and you all know it.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Hey, those

are might have fine boots. Not

department issue, are they? I bet them

boots must cost $500, maybe six.

725.

Look, Nester, if you got something to

say to me,

I got nothing to say except that Dr.

Arcane, he's been mighty nice to you and

everybody knows it. Me? I got to make my

scratch on the side. You know what I

mean? And wear department issue boots.

Arcane doesn't know me. You don't know

what you're talking about.

Oh, sure, Andy. And the whole world is

blind.

You go to hell.

Was a mighty fine looking boots, Andy.

Touch it.

You can feel it through the glass.

Throbbing,

pulsating by

Dr. Arcane.

Working. Graham.

Sorry, sir, but it's it's the sheriff.

It's best work yet, Doc.

What do you want?

So,

he was stealing secrets from me.

Besides,

you're being paid not to ask questions,

aren't you?

I'm done doing your dirty work. And you

said I'd be rich, but I'm not rich. I'm

a laughing stock.

Then why aren't I laughing?

I'm my own man, Arcane. I'm the law

around here.

That's a good one. Your own man, the

law. You're drunk, my old friend.

Let me clue you in a little. You're a

yo-yo.

You're a puppet at the end of my string.

A ventriloquist dummy without the wit.

Now bucker off.

Throw him out.

This is my gold. Nobody does this to me.

Nobody.

No arcade.

I hope this spare works.

Well,

it's all right.

Well, well, what do we got here? Huh?

Little problem?

No, sir. Just flat tire. I was wondering

if maybe you could call us a tow truck.

Oh, I'll do more than that. I'll just

give the lovely Eliza a lift into town

myself.

I don't think so.

Oh, I'm just trying to be friendly.

Shorty said no, Sheriff.

Well, that's the problem with your

family. Y'all got this real unappealing

attitude.

Maybe it's time we took care of that,

huh? Like,

I don't want to start anything with you.

Why don't you just leave us alone?

Can't do that. See, Will here, he shoots

his mouth off like he's a man, but he's

really still a little boy.

Too bad the only thing between you and

me is that gun, Sheriff.

Uh-huh. Boy, this badge here, that's the

difference between you and me. This gun

here just backs it up. Now, you know, I

bet I could draw and shoot before you

could use that iron there.

Well,

come on, Sheriff. Before this goes too

far.

Unit one, come in. Shooting on Highway

12 at the foundry. Come in. Where are

you, Andy?

Sheriff, someone needs your help.

Unit one, I'm on my way.

This ain't over yet. You'll see.

What does that mean?

Those

are my violent boots. Andy,

have you seen my husband?

It's too bad. The only thing between you

and me is that gun, isn't it, Sure.

Whoa. Whoa.

I'm dreaming, right?

You there? Where is this place?

Yeehaw! YEEHAW!

Puddle

all around.

A cowboy laying it all covered with he

vodka tonic.

What vodka?

Great whiskey is all we got. Stranger,

what the hell are you doing here?

Hey

Donowboy

laying it all covered with heis.

Hey you,

how the hell did you get away from our

king? Sir,

respect for the dead,

please.

All around

Bronco.

Come here.

Looks like you got paxed.

Got himself shot

through the heart.

Renegade Jake Hawkins did it.

Growing town before he came. Now it's

just dwindling.

The boot heels picked up.

Funerals are usually in a church.

Renegade Jake burnt the church down.

Just plain evil.

I hope your luck's better than the other

sheriff.

You'll be the fifth law man Jake will be

killing.

Hates lawman

and churches. I reckon you got a choice

of running or dying.

Who says I'm dying or running?

Give me a whiskey. We don't serve ladies

in here.

First, I ain't no lady. And second,

I'm Renegade Jake's girl.

You're the new law around here.

Jake says he's going to kill you dead.

You tell Jake he's not going to stampede

this man.

That's right. It's about time this town

took a stand for law and order.

Jake's in for a fight this time. You

going to call him out?

Yeah. Well, uh I'm not I'm not going

anywhere.

I'll tell him.

Hey, if you guys hate this Jake so much,

why haven't you done anything?

Sheriff, the difference between us and

you is that star you got there

and that gun to back it up.

Besides, we need a man.

And I know a man when I see one.

He's calling you out.

Little one Jack killed the time.

Sheriff, have a seat.

Well,

looks like this guy chickened out, huh?

Drake will be here.

Drake parts anytime,

day or night.

Give me one.

Full house.

Aces and eights. Dead man's hand.

That's what Wild Bill Hickok was holding

when he got shot in the head.

Well,

I'd say about 170 lb. About 6 ft long

should do it. Leave me alone. We should

discuss seepage.

Too

much to drink are not enough.

Renegade Jake's on his way. You'll face

him, right? Being the man you are and

all.

You can't outrun what you are.

Renegade ain't killed you. I'm going get

you brand new boots.

Arc.

Hunting a man down,

watching him run,

sweating,

fear in his eyes.

Exhilarating.

Look, there's been a terrible mistake.

The way I hear it, Pilgrim,

you've been telling everybody in town

you was going to face me. Or was that

just the whiskey talking?

I'm a big talker. Okay, that's all I am.

Let me go back.

Oh, you'll go back feet first like a

man.

After all,

that was a nightmare. I knew it. I knew

it.

Oh god.

No. No.

Help

me.

What's the matter, Sheriff?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about everything. I

promise I'll never be that way again.

Please. I I've been shot.

Go get in the car.

Big Jake shot me.

They say justice is blind, but tonight,

even in the mist and fog of the swamp,

it can be seen clearly.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.