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the swamp is my world it is Who I am it

is what I am I was once a man I know the

evil men do do not bring your evil here

I warn you beware the wrath of swampy

what are you trying to do scare me if

that's what it takes for you to go home

I wasn't really scared you're surprised

you'll be more than just surprised if

you stay it's going to get dangerous out

here tonight so you believe it - the

what your nerves won't Maidan it doesn't

matter whether I believe it or not you

do believe in her they never get another

chance like this again and I'm not gonna

blow it I gotta meet oboe in ten minutes

hey buddy you made it tell you the truth

I thought you'd chicken out on me not in

a million years I may be only 11 but

I've got vision and the swamp maidens

one vision I'm not gonna miss think you

can handle it I mean we're talking total

babe here start naked I can handle it

remember whatever you do don't kiss her

I don't want to kiss her but assuming I

did what would happen and one kiss in

your gonner

legend has it one kiss and you turn into

a monster a monster yeah big ugly one

hey you're not scared are you no I just

won't kiss her that's all I'm safe to

look but just don't touch start naked

huh yeah it's gonna be awesome

a real education for you buddy

shoulda known you wouldn't make it

you try some of this

I kiss you're too young to appreciate it

it's just a little strong that's all

try it with some sugar

a better pal much

think it's her I don't think so

she's supposed to rise out of the water

damn get out of here

go home

you really picked one hell of a spot for

our camp I didn't pick it well the next

place we settled into let's make sure

it's solid ground I don't think we got a

call tonight no way you're not gonna let

a lousy sinkhole spook you off are you I

guess not

hey come on I want to hear a little more

conviction in your voice this is a big

night it could be one of the biggest

nights of your life

that wouldn't be hard considering my age

let's go find this swamp maybe

are you sure we're going the right way

got any better ideas

what you're doing in my trap what your

trap doing to me did you get him down

what's with the net like most trapped is

that they catch something we swamp

Maiden tabloid stuff total

sensationalism how do you know because I

write it probably read some of my work

I'm the one who broke the story and the

present is close encounter with aliens

you're a writer journalist the name's

Greg Dunbar what are you doing out here

and what's that thing for fiction they

trap me some headlines what do you mean

there's more than one legend out here

besides a swamp mate rumor has it that

there is also a swamp creature I'm gonna

trap them one way or the other so what

do you guys know about this swamp

creature nothing there's no such

creature it's just a dumb ledge and

what's not it's been a rumor around for

years about some kind of half man/half

plant thing living out here look you

really believe that stuff anybody ever

seen it not that I know of the only

legend I'm interested in is the 36 22 34

kind could I guess anything's possible

listen guys

and I can't be in two places at the same

time but if that swamp maiden does show

up how'd you like to earn an extra 25

bucks doing what all you have to do

let's take a few pictures of it what do

you say 50 bucks and it's a deal

I think it yourself come on this way

it's her

it's really her

it's not a legend now with a bod like

that

where you going gotta get a closer look

be careful Lobo remember what you said

it's okay I'm cool

you've been watching me

we can't help

you're just so beautiful you think so

she liked to touch me

on your hands across my body

get away from her I'll run run would you

like to kiss me

over here lead it this way

let's get out of here I don't want to

end up that thing's dinner my trailers

not [ __ ]

what evil have you Unleashed tonight if

I'm only to come out once every third

season when the moon aligns with Neptune

I want the night to be mine one night of

yours can cause years of devastation I

will not allow it you will not allow it

I'm tired of your interference you may

have a soul of the swamp but tonight I

will put an end to your domination the

only thing that there will be an end to

tonight is you well you have to fight

not only me but the young man I turned

into a creature of destruction what

young man some young fool who could not

resist my allure and beauty you must

break the spell you have on him

never

don't please

are you kidding you see the rest of it

Bing up maiden turned him into that she

respect me to believe that kid no honest

I swear

it's too damn quiet all of a sudden

what are you whatever you think I am

what did you save my life don't question

it just make it worth being saved no one

must ever find out about me or I warn

you I will make your part of this swamp

for eternity just don't hurt me

please make sure the boy gets home

safely

what about elbow I'll see to him

Hey

you're not gonna write about him are you

because if you do he'll turn you into

something much creepier than the monster

that was after us I admit I've written

some pretty wild stories but nobody

would ever buy this one don't worry kid

my lips are sealed

forever

break the spell turning back you break

the spell if you're so powerful the boy

has done nothing to you but I will you

can't because you're still half mortal

and I believe that even you could not

resist my beauty you underestimate what

I am you still have the heart and soul

of a man

don't you want to kiss me I would prefer

to destroy you you have to catch me

first

ah

yeah

j-jim back

go back from where you came

but it's gotta be here somewhere yeah

right there is no camera and you did not

see the swamp maiden

oh yeah

now do you believe me

what I can't believe is that I slept

through it why didn't you wake me up I

told you I tried a million times but you

wouldn't get up you were too tired still

can't believe after all that coffee I

fell asleep I'd have given anything to

get a glimpse of the swamp Maiden

believe me you didn't miss much

she was only so-so what do you know

about babes you're just a kid

guess I'll just have to try again in

three years without me I can tell you

that trust me

three years from now you'll have a whole

different appreciation of women

you'll be begging me to bring you back

here again I wouldn't count on it

you