Original subtitles

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon

球队后援会的人觉得我不行 Apparently, the football boosters think I'm not doing my job

你知道你得去跟他们对话的吧 You know you're gonna have to talk to them, right?

知道 Yes

我看我陪着你去吧 Maybe I should come

我不会吐槽他们孩子啦 I'm not gonna insult their children

你确定吗 You sure?

好啦 来陪我 Okay, come

我想问个问题 I got a question

问吧 罗伊 Go ahead, Roy

你当时到底哪根筋不对 What in the hell were you thinking

怎会最后时刻选择弃踢 punting with a minute 24 on the clock?

会议结束 Meeting's over

出现了 There it is

库珀的招牌式认输 The Cooper Surrender

-笑死 库珀的招牌式认输 -慢走不送 - The Cooper Surrender! - Bye-bye

你猜怎么着 我要顶下一间洗衣店 Guess what, I'm buying a laundromat

所以洗衣店后方有个秘密暗室 So there's a secret back room

你常去那里赌 at the laundromat where you gamble?

那好歹就说个大概 这赌场违法程度多高 Give me a sense for how illegal this is

谁说这违法了 Who says it's illegal?

不然为啥是秘密 Well, why is it a secret?

行吧 的确违法 Okay, it's illegal

感情关系

今天我想跟大家聊聊感情 Today I thought we could talk about relationships,

因此还邀请了我可人的妻子艾米来帮忙 so I've invited my lovely wife Amy to help

真是感谢你让我加入啊 Thanks for letting me join in

我没找你的时候你有嫉妒吗 Are you jealous when I do this without you?

-没有 -因为感情关系中最常见的争端 - No - Because one of the most common sources

就是由嫉妒引起的 of conflict in relationships is jealousy

嫉妒

艾米 那你知道嫉妒之心 Now, Amy, did you know jealousy is triggered

是在左侧大脑皮层激发的吗 in the left part of the cerebral cortex?

不是吧 你要跟你得过诺贝尔奖的 I'm sorry, are you about to explain neuroscience

神经系统学家老婆讲神经系统学吗 to your wife, the Nobel Prize-winning neuroscientist?

-没错 嫉妒吗 -等我们面前 - Yes Jealous? - I'll tell you when there isn't

嫉妒吗

-没有麦克风的时候我再好好"告诉你" -神秘感 - a microphone in front of us - Ooh, mystery

这东西能让人在感情中小心翼翼 That'll keep a relationship on its toes

你的如厕时间表就贴在冰箱上 Your bathroom schedule is on the refrigerator

谢尔顿的如厕时间表

周五高纤维日

**感谢您在上述时间避开使用厕所, "库"某祝您松"珀"长青**

我们之间没有任何神秘感 We have no mystery

还有 肉体亲密 Moving on, physical intimacy

性 爱

我用的词是"肉体亲密"吧 I believe I said "Physical intimacy,"

肉体亲密

这也是感情关系中可能出现的一大难关 which can pose another challenge in relationships

尤其是其中有人对这方面的需求 Especially when one partner doesn't want to be intimate

远远低于常人 as frequently as the other

我们这是在说谁家的八卦啊 Ooh, who are we talking about?

别告诉我 Don't tell me

先继续保持神秘感 Let the mystery continue

赶紧读下一条吧 Just read the next one

钱

钱也是常见的感情问题来源 Money is a frequent source of conflict in a relationship

还好我们家从没有过这种问题 Thankfully that's never been a problem for us

某个拿走我的漫画零花钱的女人可真好意思 Says the woman who took away my comic book allowance

是拿去建立孩子的大学学费基金 To start a college fund for our children

买漫画是一种投资好吗 Comic books are an investment

世界上有大把 There are better places

强过买怪咖狼男的地方可以让你投资 to invest our money than that weird wolf man you like

你明知道他叫金刚狼还这么叫他 His name is Wolverine and you know it

我们又岔题了 我来主导话题吧 Okay we're off on a tangent I'm taking over

金钱

钱可能会成为感情问题来源 Money can be a source of conflict in a relationship,

连有太多钱都可能造成问题 even having too much

等 这是人家的故事 Wh Hey, this is my story

我知道啊 嫉妒吗 I know Jealous?

我有东西要给你看看 I need to show you something

-好 -你可别吓死 - Okay - Now, don't freak out

你这话可真令人感到安心 Well, that's not helping

地下赌场的生意很好 The gambling room's doing well

我看得出来啊《疤面煞星》 但为什么放这里 I can see that, Scarface But why is it here?

我不能直接把钱带去银行吧 Well, I can't exactly take it down to the bank

-为什么不能 -他们会说我洗钱 逮捕我 - Why not? - They'd bust me for money laundering

这都是小钞 就说你是脱衣舞娘吧 Well, it's small bills Tell them you're a stripper

这里有一万四 It's $14,000

那就说你是脱衣舞娘界一霸 Well, tell them you're a good stripper

世上没人比我强壮 Nobody else is stronger than I am

昨天我移了一座山 Yesterday I moved a mountain

我相信我能当你的英雄 I bet I could be your hero

我是个了不起的小家伙 I am a mighty little man

我是个了不起的小家伙 I am a mighty little man

少 年

谢尔顿

世上无不疼孙的姥姥 Grandmas love to spoil their grandchildren

尤其是有一箱钱不知道上哪花的姥姥 Especially when the grandma has a suitcase full of cash

那更是想要把孙子孙女宠上天 she doesn't know what to do with

-哇塞 -我的天 - Whoa - Oh, my

你本意是想给我们10块纸钞吗 Did you mean to give us ten dollar bills?

这是百元钞呢 Because these are hundreds

我要打到你满地找牙 I'm gonna kick your ass

我知道这数目不小 但我也想趁还在世 I know it's a lot, but why not see you enjoy it

亲眼看到你们开心嘛 while I'm still around?

以后还有遗产可以继承吗 Ooh, there's an inheritance, too?

那得看你在我垂垂老矣时都怎么表现了 Well, depends on how you treat me in my golden years

我对您的钱没有兴趣 姥姥 I'm not interested in your money, Meemaw

你超美 我爱你 You're pretty and I love you

你们没有什么话要对姥姥说吗 Now, don't you have something to say to me?

-谢谢 -我发达啦 - Thank you - I'm rich

早安 Morning

早安 Morning

你情况还好吗 So, how you holding up?

你问这个是什么意思 What does that mean?

没什么 Nothing

到底干嘛 What?

这件事怎么说都难以启齿 There's no easy way to say this,

我就打开天窗说亮话吧 so I'm just gonna say it

我昨晚跟球队后援会的人开会了 I was at a meeting last night with the boosters

没找我吗 Without me?

他们觉得你在场面可能会很尴尬 They might've thought that would be uncomfortable,

因为主题就是讨论你 seeing as it was about you

讨论我什么 About me how?

他们有点在考虑 Well, they were floating the idea

明年要不要换我当总教练 of me being head coach next year

你不是吧 韦恩 What the hell, Wayne?

我去的时候又不知道是要干嘛 I didn't know what it was gonna be about

那你怎么回他们的 Well, what did you tell them?

我很希望你能保住工作 Look, I want you to keep your job

那你就告诉他们你没兴趣啊 Well, then tell them you're not interested

但是 But

如果你保不住你的工作 那我想要接 if you're not gonna keep your job, I want your job

是吗 你想浪费你的生命教一帮懒骨头 Really? You want to spend your days coaching lazy kids

还要听他们的爸妈叽歪吗 and getting yelled at by their parents?

别这样 乔治 Come on, George

别忘了输球之后 他们给你的那种眼神 Don't forget the dirty looks after you lose,

好像你才是踢失送分球的罪魁祸首一样 like you're the one that fumbled on the three-yard line

你想接这份工作吗 That's the job you want?

当教练不就是这样吗 乔治 It's called coaching, George

韦恩这小人居然从背后捅我一刀 I mean, how could Wayne stab me in the back like this?

我觉得韦恩没有背后捅刀啊 I don't think Wayne stabbed you in the back

你就不能附和我一下吗 Can you please just agree with me?

抱歉 Sorry

那现在怎么样 So, what happens now?

不知道啊 就等会不会接到炒鱿鱼通知 I don't know I guess I wait and see if I'm fired

如果真被炒 你可以再找一份新工作嘛 Well, if that happens, you can always get another job

梅德福就只有一所高中 Medford has one high school

找新工作可能就得搬家 Another job could mean moving

但我们的根在这里啊 But our roots are here

我妈也在这里 My mom is here

看来搬家也不是毫无好处 So, moving's got its upsides

谢尔顿的大学不是找过你去当教练吗 Didn't Sheldon's college talk to you about coaching there once?

对啊 是找过我 That's right, they did

-而且你现在跟校长也挺熟了 -的确 - And you know the president pretty well now - I do

而且队伍输惯了 工作压力也小 And they're used to losing, so it's low pressure

谢谢你啊 Thank you

你有计算器可以借我一下吗 You have a calculator I can borrow?

有 但我正在用 Yes, but I'm using it

你没有啊 No, you're not

你为什么需要计算器 Why do you need a calculator?

我想计算一下钱要花去哪里 I'm trying to figure out what to spend my money on

你的钱你打算怎么花 What are you gonna do with yours?

问得好 I'm glad you asked

我打算进入刺激的股票世界 I'm dipping my toe in the exciting world

买三股睿侠的股票来试试水温 of the stock market by purchasing three shares of RadioShack

为什么啊 Why?

买了股票成为股东 我就能成为 Well, as a shareholder, I'll be partial owner

我最爱的公司的部分拥有人 of my very favorite company

你看 当一间公司上市 他们就会卖股票 See, when companies go public, they sell shares of stock

我去给自己买台计算器吧 I'll just buy my own calculator

谢谢你抽空见我 哈格迈尔校长 Thank you for seeing me, President Hagemeyer

我的办公室门永远为库珀全家而开 Of course My door is open to all Coopers

哪怕是埃利斯·库珀[歌手] 我觉得他莫名性感 Even Alice Cooper, who I've always found oddly sexy

我家跟他应该没有血缘 Don't think we're related,

但如果有机会见到他 我会转达 but if I meet him, I'll let him know

所以今天有何能为您效劳 So, what can I do for you?

您当年招谢尔顿来读书的时候 When y'all were first recruiting Sheldon,

邀约过我来当学校的橄榄球教练 you offered me a chance to head up your football program

而你拒绝了我们 And you turned us down

当时我在重建梅德福中学的球队 但现在呢 I was right in the middle of rebuilding Medford's team, but now,

我已经准备好迎接新的挑战 I'm ready for a new challenge

库珀先生 Well, Mr Cooper

别这么客气 叫我教练就行 Please, call me Coach

对了 我突然想到 Oh, and this just occurred to me,

如果我在这里任教 but, uh, if I were here,

我也能帮忙看着谢尔顿啊 I could help keep an eye on Sheldon,

分担一下您肩头上的重担 take some of the burden off you

令郎才不是重担呢 Oh, your son is no burden

他就是眼中钉肉中刺 女士 您但说无妨 He's a pain in the ass, ma'am You can say it

-无论他是不是吧 -他就是 - Well, whether he is or he isn't - He is

我们学校已经没有橄榄球队了 we don't have a football team anymore

什么 What?

你们可是德州的大学耶 You're a university in Texas

我们是着重科学方向的大学嘛 We are a science-focused university

但你们还有这么大的球场 But you got that whole stadium

学校还有足球队啊 Well, we still have soccer

你去问过德克萨斯农工大学了吗 What-what about Texas A&M?

他们肯定有橄榄球队吧 Pretty sure they have a football program

对对对 如果人家不要我 还可以去问问牛仔队[职业队] Yeah, if that doesn't work, maybe I'll try the Cowboys

人要勇于直上九重摘星嘛 Hey, reach for the stars

乔治 George?

你好啊 戴尔 Hey, Dale

真没想到会在这里见到你 Surprised to see you here

说实话 Are you?

毫不意外 Not even a little

你听说过堂堂德州有大学只踢足球吗 You ever hear of a Texas college that only plays soccer?

能先让我拿到啤酒 Can I get a beer first

你再开始问我这些难题吗 before we start with the hard questions?

我去了谢尔顿的大学尝试要个教练职 I went to Sheldon's college for a possible coaching gig

他们现在连橄榄球队都没有 They don't even have a team anymore

所以你在找新工作啊 Huh So you're looking for a new job?

算是吧 Something like that

外面有大把的球队不是吗 Well, there's plenty of teams out there

是啊 但我慢慢开始觉得 Yeah, but I'm starting to think

去到任何一个队伍都会碰到同样的狗屁 it's gonna be the same BS wherever I go

我觉得人生也是这个样 That's how I feel about life

去哪都是 Wherever I go

对啊 Yeah

你有想过干一些别的吗 You ever think about doing something different?

我打橄榄球 又教橄榄球 Well, I played football, I coach football,

还整天看橄榄球赛 I watch a lot of football

除非坐在这喝酒也能成为工作 否则 So unless sitting here becomes a job

你考虑过卖橄榄球吗 How about selling footballs?

你是指去你店里卖吗 You mean, like, at your store?

对啊 我很欢迎有帮手 Yeah I could always use the help

我不想靠关系蹭一份工作啦 I'm not looking for a handout

我没有要白送钱 That's not what this is

我也想要有更多自由时间 I'd love to have more time off

而且店里能有一个 And it could be nice to have someone at the store

我能信任的人也挺好 who I could trust

谢谢你 Well, thanks, uh

我会仔细考虑考虑 I'll think about it

不用谢我 我也只是趁着你走霉运 Well, don't thank me, I'm just taking advantage

想占你便宜罢了 of your crappy situation

那你怎么知道不是我在占你便宜呢 How do you know I'm not taking advantage of yours?

因为我是个十分成功的商人 Because I'm a very successful businessman,

而你大白天就坐在这里喝闷酒 and you're sitting here in the middle of the day

你也在这喝酒啊 Well, you're here, too

你比我先来 You were here first

睿侠总部

我才刚当上股东一天 I'd only been a shareholder for one day

我对成为这家蓬勃发展科技公司股东的 and I was already reveling in the giddy thrill

兴奋之情就已经要喷发而出 in being part owner of a thriving tech company

你好 睿侠 我叫谢尔顿·库珀 是你们股东 Hello, RadioShack Sheldon Cooper, shareholder

我只是想告诉你们 I just wanted to let you know I'm so excited

我对加入这个公司有多兴奋 to be part of the team

虽然我的声音听起来很年少 但放心 While I sound young, rest assured,

我远比同龄人要聪明得多 I'm far more intelligent than my age would imply

如果有什么需要我帮忙的 So if there's anything I can do to help,

无论是制定预算 产品设计还是改个 budgeting, product design, finding a word

比"睿侠"更酷的店名 都来找我就对了 more impressive than "Shack," I'm your man

我妹妹把钱花在了别的地方 My sister had taken a different path with her money

那是什么东西 What is that?

-是棉花糖机 -为什么 - It's a cotton candy machine - Why?

因为这机器能做出免费的棉花糖 It's a machine that makes free cotton candy

不是免费的 你花钱买的 It's not free, you paid for it

是姥姥付的钱 Meemaw paid for it

而且还是比破股票强多了 And it's still better than lame stocks

你最后只会落得肚子痛的下场 You're going to end up with a stomach ache

而我却能加入美国最受欢迎的 while I get to be part of America's

电子产品零售商 favorite electronics retailer

真的吗 乔治要去你店里打工 Really? George is gonna work at your store?

他会先上晚班和周末班试一下 Yeah, well, he's gonna give it a try

看喜不喜欢 on nights and weekends, see if he likes it

要是他喜欢呢 Hmm And what if he does?

但愿如此 我就能退居二线了 Well, hopefully, I can start stepping back

退下来干嘛 To do what?

我银行里有存款 Well, I got money in the bank,

你行李箱里也藏了钱 and you got some in a suitcase

我们的钱加起来 Well, we could put it together,

可以拿去旅行 或者买栋度假别墅 we could travel, we could buy a vacation home

我不能说走就走啊 Well, I can't just up and leave

我还要打理赌场 I mean, I got the gambling room

小乔治能搞定 再说了 Georgie can take care of that, and besides,

光有那么多钱却不拿去享受 有什么用啊 what's the use of having all that money and not enjoying it?

有点道理 I guess

老天 我们可以去墨西哥 God, we could go to Mexico

买间水边的小木屋 and get a cabana

白天在海滩上惬意逍遥 and spend days on the beach

然后晚上在厕所狂泻不止吗 And our nights on the toilet?

听起来也不太糟嘛 Yeah, doesn't sound half bad

什么事 What's up?

我发现任何品种的糖果都可以放进棉花糖机 I figured out you can put all kinds of candy in the machine

试试这个 Try this

为什么是咖啡色的 Why is it brown?

我从姥姥的糖果碗里拿的奶油糖 It's butterscotch from Meemaw's candy bowl

那些糖可能比你的年龄还大 I think that candy's older than you

吃起来并不像 Doesn't taste like it

还不错嘛 Not bad

我准备带一些去学校 I'm gonna bring a bunch to school

你打算卖多少钱 How much you gonna charge for it?

不收钱 她们是我的朋友 Nothing They're my friends

你觉得麦当劳叔叔会让他朋友免费吃麦当劳吗 You think Ronald McDonald let his friends eat for free?

麦当劳叔叔又不是真人 Ronald McDonald isn't real

重点是 你不该免费送给别人 The point is, you shouldn't give this away for free

我该收人家多少钱呢 How much would I even charge?

5毛钱怎么样 Hmm How about 50 cents?

可是我成本只要2分钱左右 They only cost me, like, two cents to make

但你没算上你投入的时间 Yeah, but you're not factoring in your time

你买机器的花费 and the cost of the machine you bought

以及你想出奶油糖口味棉花糖 and the value of the brainpower it took

这个创意本身的价值 to think of butterscotch cotton candy

没错 没别人想到把老太太的糖 Yeah No one else thought of putting old-lady candy

放进棉花糖机 in a cotton candy machine

他们凭什么能免费吃 Why should they get it for free?

欢迎进入商界 Welcome to business

多谢邀请 Thank you for having me

我妹妹开始创业 与此同时 While my sister was starting her business,

我却在努力挽救我的事业 I was trying to save mine

你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper

请让首席执行官约翰·罗奇接电话 谢谢 may I speak to CEO John Roach, please?

事关我们的股票跌了一点 It's regarding our stock taking a small dip,

我想听听他的策略 and I'd like to hear his game plan

我也很忙啊 但我也拨冗致电给他了 Well, I'm busy, too, but I made the time to call

好吧 那我能和首席运营官通话吗 Fine, may I please speak to your COO?

首席财务官 首席技术官呢 CFO? CTO?

喂 Hello?

不 这双鞋很好 Oh, no, t-these are great shoes,

但以他现在的年纪 你们还没走到停车场 but at his age, he's gonna grow out of them

他就长高到穿不下了 before you hit the parking lot

这双鞋子一样好 These are just as good,

还能帮你省点钱 and they're gonna save you a little money

真是谢谢你 Thank you

拿到收银台 Take them up to the counter,

我马上过去帮你结账 I'll be right there to ring them up

乔治 George

你知道你的薪水来自销售抽成吧 You realize you're on commission, don't you?

知道什么不受长高限制吗 袜子 You know what you never grow out of? Socks

我给你拿几双袜子 I'm gonna grab you some socks

护腕要不要来几对 How about some wristbands?

你来干嘛 Hey What are you doing here?

我来带你去吃饭 I came to take you to dinner

真的吗 我去拿车钥匙 Really? Uh, I'll grab my keys

不用了 今晚我开车 No need I'll drive tonight

不过你最好拿上外套 But you might want to grab a jacket

你真买下了这玩意吗 You actually bought this thing?

很抢眼对吧 It's fun, huh?

我觉得我在坐香蕉兜风 I feel like I'm riding in a banana

别这样嘛 今天天气很好 Oh, come on It's a beautiful day

蓬也敞开了 The top is down

-感受这徐徐微风 -嗯 - Feel that wind - Yeah,

能感受到风 也能感受到脚麻了 I feel the wind I just can't feel my feet

把椅子往后调啊 Well, put your seat back

再往后调一点 我就要坐进后尾箱了 If I put it any further back, I'd be in the trunk

我开始后悔一开始怎么没把你塞进后尾箱了 Starting to wish I had put you in the trunk

你现在又怎么了 What are you doing now?

防止虫子飞进我嘴巴 Keeping the bugs out of my mouth

妈妈 好好享受这奇迹一刻 Mom, savor this moment

你能带我去教会吗 Can you take me to church?

我有点忙 Uh, I'm a little busy

-能等会儿吗 -不能 - Can it wait? - No I've come up

我想到个计划 能增加睿侠的市场占有率 with a plan to bolster RadioShack's market share,

我得传真给公司 and I need to fax it to corporate

这样吧 I'll tell you what,

我明早带去教堂帮你发传真 I'll take it with me in the morning and do it then

但我们的股票暴跌 But our stock is in a slump,

竞争对手康普萨正在急起直追 and CompUSA is nipping at our heels

如果你真想帮忙 If you really want to be helpful,

就去把餐具摆好 you could set the table

凭什么要我帮你分担工作 Why should I help you with your job

你都不愿意助力我的工作 if you won't help me with mine?

-谢尔顿 -这很重要 - Sheldon - This is important

我的计划是将睿侠改造成购物集合体 My plan is to turn RadioShack into a shopping destination,

餐厅 游戏和电子产品一应俱全的 a megastore complete with restaurants

大型综合商场 and games and electronics

类似六旗游乐园 Kind of like Six Flags,

但没那么多尖叫声和呕吐物 except with less screaming and vomit

我不会送你去的 I'm not taking you

我怎么可能成为商业大亨 How can I be a business tycoon

我妈咪都不肯开车送我到各个地方 if my mommy won't drive me places?

乔治 George?

罗伊 Roy

你现在在这里工作吗 You work here now?

是啊 只有晚上和周末 Yeah, just nights and weekends

毕竟你跟后援会的其他人都想我下岗 since you and the boosters are gunning for my neck

我们不是针对你 Hey, it's nothing personal

那就好 我一定会 Mm, good to know I'll be sure

转告我房贷的那家银行 to tell the bank that has my mortgage

我们还要容忍输掉多少个赛季 How many losing seasons are we supposed to put up with

才能做出改革 before we make a change?

老实说 我都没料到你能撑这么久 Frankly, I'm surprised you lasted this long

我现在在上班 算你走运 You're lucky I'm working right now

我不是来搞事的 I ain't here to cause trouble

有什么能帮你的吗 Something I can help you with?

就想买点渔具 Just a little fishing tackle

跟我来 Follow me

想和我分喝一扎玛格丽特酒吗 Want to share a pitcher of margaritas?

居然点了你我都喜欢的东西 Oh, something we can both enjoy?

听起来不像你的作风啊 That doesn't sound like you

不好意思 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?

当我没说 Don't worry about it

你打算坐在那里 What, you-you just gonna sit there

气鼓鼓地噘着嘴 也不告诉我吗 and pout and not tell me?

我之前提议我们一起去旅行 I was talking about us traveling together,

然而你却自己跑去买了一辆可笑的黄色跑车 and instead, you went out and bought a yellow clown car

是你叫我去花钱给自己买开心的 You're the one who told me to go out and have fun with my money

我是指能让我俩都开心的事 I meant something fun for us

为什么有你 那是我的钱 Why us? It's my money

是的 我充分理解了 You made that perfectly clear

只是一辆车而已 It's just a car

不只是辆车 It's not just a car

我认为你是害怕了 I think you got scared

我怕什么 Scared of what?

我谈到我们的未来 I was talking about our future,

你就惊慌失措 and you panicked

我倒觉得是我事业有成 I think I've got a successful business

赚得盆满钵满 而你无法接受 and my own money and you can't handle it

真的吗 Oh, really?

千真万确 Yeah Really

二位想先来点什么 What can I get started for you?

事实上我们要走了 Actually, I think we're leaving

我可没打算走 I'm not going anywhere

我要肉馅玉米卷饼 I'll have the enchiladas

我说一个7毛钱 买两个就1块钱 So, I said 70 cents for one or two for a dollar,

结果所有人都买了两个 and everyone bought two

人人都爱打折 People love a deal

我知道 我全卖光了 I know I sold out

-那你得提价 -提多少 - Then you got to start charging more - How much more?

每次升一点点 Just raise the price a little at a time

直到你发现利润达到最高点 until you see your profits top out

我在学习 但居然觉得好好玩 I'm learning, but it's fun

真奇怪哦 This is weird

你说他还没看我的传真 是什么意思 What do you mean, he hasn't read my fax?

他知道我是股东吗 Is he aware I'm a shareholder?

那下一次股东会议在哪里举行 Well, where's the next shareholders' meeting?

沃斯堡 Fort Worth?

我连要求我妈开车载我去教堂都难 I could barely get my mom to drive me to church

-你说每个卖一块他们愿意付吗 -当然 - Think they'd pay a dollar apiece? - Sure

告诉他们是特别限量版就行了 Just tell them it's a special limited edition

大家一听到限量就失去理智了 People go nuts for that

就像幸运草奶昔 Like the Shamrock Shake

没错 Exactly

我每一年都心想 "味道好像牙膏哦" Every year, I'm like, "This tastes like toothpaste"

但每一年我都屁颠屁颠去买 But every year, I buy it

那我直接跟你说好了 Well, I'll just tell you, then

想像一个电子产品大型综合商场 Imagine an electronics megastore

不对 用"大型"形容还远远不够 Actually, "Mega" doesn't cut it

想象一个电子产品尧它综合商城 Imagine an electronics yottastore

尧它 就是10的24次方 Yotta It's ten to the 24th power

不 别把我切到等待 No, don't put me on hold

你好 Hello

你不接我的电话 So, you weren't returning my calls

今天店里忙得不可开交 Uh, it's been kind of crazy around here today

我思考了一下你昨晚说的话 So, I was thinking about what you were saying last night

你其实可以直接说 You know, you could've just said,

"我不想去旅行"的 "I don't want to travel"

你所展望的未来 我们放缓了脚步享受生活 You're picturing a future where we slow down,

然而我的事业刚起步 and I'm just getting going

我已经为工作奔波了40年 Well, I've been going for 40 years

乔治开始说起 When George started talking

接手店面时 我就 about taking over the store, I-I

我看到了出路 I saw a way out

那就去啊 Then do it

没有你 我不想一个人上路 傻瓜 I don't want to do it without you, dummy

那你得等一阵子了 Well, then you're gonna have to wait a little

我可能做不到 I don't think I can do that

你什么意思 What are you saying?

你知道我爱你 对吧 You know I love you, right?

我也爱你 I love you, too

但我们结束了 But we're done

我妈妈会说 My mother would say

钱是万恶之源 money is the root of all evil

但她也是这么说《辛普森一家》的 But she also said that about The Simpsons

要我说 钱只是一种交换媒介 I say money is just a medium of exchange,

将某样事物 a way of transforming something

变为另一样事物的方式 into something else

我姥姥买了一辆跑车 My meemaw bought a sports car

在这过程中将一段恋情变了质 and transformed a relationship in the process

我妹妹将她的钱转化为蒸蒸日上的事业 My sister transformed her money into a thriving business

最后因为害虫横行而倒闭停业 that was eventually shut down due to an infestation

而有那么短暂的一刻 And for a brief moment,

我加入了我梦想中的公司 I became part of my dream company

有趣的冷知识 那年稍后 Fun fact: later that year,

睿侠真的开了一间大型综合商场 RadioShack did open a megastore

叫不可思议宇宙 事实证明 called Incredible Universe Turned out

那里唯一能称得上不可思议的 the only thing incredible about it

是其光速倒闭的速度 was how quickly it closed down

停业

哎哟喂呀 Oopsie