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Hyah! 14 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:07,032 [barking] 15 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,034 [whimpering] 16 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:11,105 - [cat meows] - [laughing] 17 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,520 [vibrating grunting] 18 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:14,281 BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 19 00:01:14,419 --> 00:01:16,628 - [elephant trumpets] - [grunting rhythmically] 20 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:21,426 [Minions speaking Minionese, laughing] 21 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,085 - [train whistle blowing] - Uh 22 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,330 [gasps, whimpers] 23 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:31,919 [grunts] 24 00:01:32,057 --> 00:01:33,507 Eh 25 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:35,129 [both laughing] 26 00:01:39,616 --> 00:01:42,654 - [laughing]: Hey. - Hey. Yoo-hoo. 27 00:01:45,035 --> 00:01:46,520 [grunting] 28 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,458 Oh! 29 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,738 All right, everybody, gather round. 30 00:01:57,876 --> 00:02:00,637 This is our latest, very special exhibit 31 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:03,606 where you’ll learn all about your favorite movies 32 00:02:03,744 --> 00:02:05,263 - and actors. - Wow. -Ooh. 33 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:09,198 Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood! 34 00:02:09,336 --> 00:02:10,475 [attendees exclaiming] 35 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:13,754 Look at all this cool stuff. Oh. 36 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:16,860 Look up there. It’s E.T. 37 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:18,241 [attendees gasping] 38 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:20,588 [excitedly]: Oh, and look at this one. 39 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,418 - [gasps] Keanu Reeves. - [glass squeaks] 40 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:23,729 [purrs seductively] 41 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:25,145 [exclaiming, murmuring] 42 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:26,870 And you all know George Lucas, right? 43 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:29,079 - [excited chattering] - GIRL: Oh, yes, he’s great. 44 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,358 [muffled]: I’d really like to go home now. 45 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:33,877 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 46 00:02:34,015 --> 00:02:35,224 You can do it. 47 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:36,949 Can I at least have my cell phone? 48 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:40,090 Oh, George, you’re just gonna use it to call for help. 49 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:42,058 [sighs heavily] 50 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:43,715 Oh, and over here, 51 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:47,581 oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 52 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:51,378 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 53 00:02:51,516 --> 00:02:54,657 James and Henry! 54 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,177 Who? 55 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:58,799 Are you serious? 56 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:00,318 James and Henry. 57 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:02,492 - Minions. - I know the Minions. 58 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:04,322 But I’ve never seen, uh 59 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:05,737 James and Henry. 60 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:08,049 - Yeah. Never heard of them. - Me neither. 61 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,154 [stammers] 62 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,329 This is insane! 63 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:15,022 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 64 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,335 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 65 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:18,750 And their story is epic. 66 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,096 - [gasping, murmuring] - They’re what? 67 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,339 What is she talking about? 68 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:23,306 You know what? Change of plans. 69 00:03:23,444 --> 00:03:24,618 Everybody, sit down. Now. 70 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:26,723 All of you. Come on, sit down. 71 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:29,139 Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson. 72 00:03:29,278 --> 00:03:31,521 And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl. 73 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:32,833 [pops] 74 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:36,906 As you may know, throughout time, 75 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:40,772 dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet, 76 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,636 searching for the perfect villain 77 00:03:42,774 --> 00:03:44,189 - to serve. - [burps] 78 00:03:44,327 --> 00:03:46,156 [Minions speaking Minionese excitedly, laughing] 79 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,676 [singing “Blow the Man Down” in Minionese] 80 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,921 ♪ Ho, ho ♪ [singing in Minionese] 81 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:55,338 OLIVIA: And among them was a very special guy. 82 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:57,547 That’s him right there. 83 00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:58,928 James. 84 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:01,448 He liked to draw, paint, but, above all, 85 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:05,037 he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 86 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:07,143 - Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. - Huh? 87 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,317 ¿Te gusta? 88 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,491 Uh um, meh. 89 00:04:10,629 --> 00:04:12,493 JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric. [speaks Minionese] 90 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:14,150 Huh? [sputters, mutters] 91 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,601 Hey, James! Hey! [speaks Minionese] Okay? 92 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:18,982 [stammering]: Uh, uh, es Sí, sí. 93 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,260 [groans] 94 00:04:20,398 --> 00:04:22,848 [grunting] 95 00:04:22,986 --> 00:04:24,919 OLIVIA: The rest of his tribe, however, 96 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,301 they were just interested in one thing. 97 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:29,027 [Minions gasp] 98 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:31,098 MINIONS: Big Boss. Ooh 99 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:34,722 OLIVIA: To serve the most evil master they can find. 100 00:04:35,965 --> 00:04:38,347 And this guy checked all the boxes. 101 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:40,245 Scary? Check. 102 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:41,833 Burly? Check. 103 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,800 - Super mean? - Ooh. 104 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:45,906 - Pout! Pout! Pout! - [people groaning] 105 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:47,425 [laughing] 106 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:49,081 OLIVIA: Double check. 107 00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:50,324 CYCLOPS: Oh. 108 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:51,705 - [laughing] - MAN: No, no, no! 109 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,327 - Pout! Pout! Pout! - [panicked shouting] 110 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:54,984 [laughing] 111 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:57,124 Pout! Pout! Pout! 112 00:04:57,262 --> 00:04:58,643 [panicked shouting] 113 00:04:58,781 --> 00:05:00,679 OLIVIA: He was a perfect ten. 114 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:02,129 [laughing] 115 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,718 [Minions shouting excitedly] 116 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,514 MINIONS: Pout! Pout! Pout! 117 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:10,102 [chattering happily] 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,415 Pout! Pout! Pout! 119 00:05:12,553 --> 00:05:14,486 - [laughing] - [heavy thudding] 120 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:17,489 OLIVIA: To show their new master how much they cared, 121 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:20,009 the Minions did everything for him. 122 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:23,150 [speaking Minionese] 123 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:24,703 [James humming] 124 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:28,086 OLIVIA: But James wanted to go one step further 125 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:32,642 and create something truly wonderful for his master. 126 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,093 - [thudding footsteps] - Uh, uh, what? Ah. 127 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:37,198 [Cyclops humming] 128 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,993 Ah. Hey, Big Boss! 129 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,168 Hey, looka! Looka! [speaking Minionese] 130 00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,101 - [Cyclops sighs] - [James laughs] 131 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:45,034 Regarde! [grunts] 132 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:46,518 C’est tu! [chuckles] 133 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:47,968 Et c’est nous! 134 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,142 [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 135 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,041 [laughing] 136 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:53,387 Pout, pout, pout. 137 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:54,940 JAMES: Uh 138 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,942 - No, pout, pout, pouta. No. - [Cyclops laughing] 139 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,841 - No. - [laughing, grunting] 140 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:00,429 [grunts] Eh? 141 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,085 [Cyclops gasps] 142 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,397 [screaming] 143 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,330 [gasps] Regarde! Regarde! 144 00:06:05,468 --> 00:06:07,090 [whimpering] 145 00:06:07,228 --> 00:06:08,920 [screaming] 146 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:10,922 - [shouting in pain] - [shouting in Minionese] 147 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,165 - [crashing] - [Cyclops cries out] 148 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:14,857 Ah, ooh, ooh. 149 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:17,238 - [crashing] - [grunting] 150 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,585 [cries out in pain] 151 00:06:18,723 --> 00:06:20,518 [whimpering] 152 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,416 Uh, pulla, pulla [speaks Minionese] 153 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:24,418 [straining] 154 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:26,420 [grunting] 155 00:06:26,558 --> 00:06:28,767 Phew. 156 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:29,941 [laughs] 157 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:32,081 JAMES: Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no! 158 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:34,877 ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 159 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:38,363 Oomph! [air squeaking] 160 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:40,572 [screaming] 161 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,263 [pained grunting] 162 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,644 [gasping] 163 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,577 Ow! [grunting] 164 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,234 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 165 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:49,857 [screaming] 166 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:51,859 - [thudding, squishing] - [gasping] 167 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:54,241 - [grunts woozily] - [gags] 168 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:56,277 - Oh, James. - James. 169 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,796 [chuckles sheepishly] 170 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,798 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:01,144 [sighs] 172 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:02,870 OLIVIA: The Minions were banished 173 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,769 from the Cyclops’s island that day, 174 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,564 and everyone was mad at James. 175 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,945 - [speaks Minionese] - James, James, James! 176 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,534 [shouting angrily in Minionese, grunts] 177 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,398 - Oh. - OLIVIA: Well, not everyone. 178 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:16,505 - [laughing] - One other Minion found it very funny. 179 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,368 Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout. 180 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:20,060 [screaming in pain] 181 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:21,993 [speaks Minionese, blows raspberry] 182 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,650 [screaming in pain] 183 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,721 Ayah, ouch. [groaning] 184 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,999 [laughing, speaks Minionese] 185 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:29,966 OLIVIA: And that was Henry. 186 00:07:30,104 --> 00:07:33,004 - HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la. - [James chuckles] 187 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:36,007 [speaking Minionese] 188 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:38,872 Allez. 189 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:43,014 [stutters] Hey, James. [speaking Minionese] 190 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:44,602 Ah, sí, sí. 191 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:45,982 [rhythmic drumbeat] 192 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,777 Uh-uh. 193 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:51,781 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 194 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,649 Hey. 195 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:00,238 [speaks Minionese] 196 00:08:01,411 --> 00:08:03,206 ♪ ♪ 197 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,450 Huh? [laughs] 198 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,521 [Henry laughing] 199 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:08,764 Mee-ta Henry. 200 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,766 Ah, bello. Mee-ta James. 201 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,458 - Tapioca? - Ah, oh, tapioca. 202 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:14,770 [laughs] Ooh, hey. 203 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:16,703 - [speaking Minionese] - Sí. 204 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:18,808 [speaks Minionese excitedly] 205 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,534 Oh, oh. [speaks Minionese] 206 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,537 Hey, oh! [speaking Minionese] 207 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,401 - Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. - Sí. Sí. 208 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,885 [laughing nervously] 209 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,404 - Blah. - [sputters] 210 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,199 - [both laughing] - [sighs] 211 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:31,856 OLIVIA: And from that moment on, 212 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,617 James and Henry were inseparable. 213 00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:38,276 The best of friends and by each other’s side 214 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,934 - no matter where they went - MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss! 215 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:44,282 - or who they worked for. - Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 216 00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:48,113 Their next master was extremely promising, 217 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:52,532 very powerful and, more importantly, very evil. 218 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:57,157 And his book-- ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 219 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:58,883 Misha stroganoff. 220 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,954 [vocalizing, whistling] 221 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,645 Oh la la la. [speaking Minionese] 222 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,198 [shouts in foreign language] 223 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,579 Brush up! Brush up! 224 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:07,650 [speaks Minionese, laughs nervously] 225 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:11,309 No touch of la bookiski. 226 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,347 - No touch of! - Okay, okay. No touch of. 227 00:09:17,729 --> 00:09:18,972 Ah. [laughing] 228 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,215 - No touch of! - [yelps] Bah no, no. 229 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,770 [hushed]: Hey, James. James. 230 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,461 Come here, come here. Looka. 231 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,014 Touch of la bookiski. 232 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,534 [chuckles]: Oh. 233 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:31,225 Looka. Come here, come here. 234 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,433 [grunts] 235 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,434 Oh. 236 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,298 Bella la monstra. 237 00:09:35,436 --> 00:09:36,576 [laughing] 238 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,613 Ooh la. Ooh. 239 00:09:40,683 --> 00:09:42,305 Oh, oh! La! La rabbit! 240 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,722 Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella. 241 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,344 Uh [clears throat] 242 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:49,071 [speaking foreign language] 243 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,520 ♪ ♪ 244 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:51,798 [crackling] 245 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:53,489 - [Minions gasping] - [soft rumbling] 246 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,009 - [exclaiming, whimpering] - [magical tinkling] 247 00:09:56,975 --> 00:10:00,358 [deep purring] 248 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:01,704 BOTH: Aw. 249 00:10:01,842 --> 00:10:03,326 [speaks Minionese] cute-a. 250 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,156 [chirps] 251 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,467 [roaring viciously] 252 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,710 [screaming] 253 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:10,092 [wind whistling] 254 00:10:12,301 --> 00:10:13,371 [snarling] 255 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:17,893 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 256 00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:20,965 [Wizard shouting in foreign language] 257 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,484 [wind whistles] 258 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,901 [screaming] 259 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:28,766 [cries out] 260 00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:31,838 [panting, whimpering] 261 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,289 Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed. 262 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,465 Command-Zed! 263 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,294 - Undo! - [growling] 264 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,193 Command-Zed! 265 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,504 Undo! 266 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,955 [strained growling, roaring] 267 00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,132 [bellowing] 268 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,689 [crackling] 269 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,829 [Minions groaning weakly] 270 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:01,661 OLIVIA: Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 271 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:03,559 [groaning] 272 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,767 Henry! [laughing] 273 00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:06,596 OLIVIA: On the plus side, 274 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,944 James and Henry’s friendship became stronger that day 275 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,497 - Uh - Uh [laughs nervously] 276 00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:11,947 OLIVIA: even if it made 277 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,811 some of the other Minions unhappy. 278 00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:17,124 [speaking Minionese angrily] 279 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,885 [grunts] 280 00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:20,852 [snickering] 281 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,923 [gasping, panting] 282 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,891 [strained grunting] 283 00:11:25,029 --> 00:11:27,100 OLIVIA: Oh, this is Ed, by the way. 284 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,965 He’s a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 285 00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,829 [blows raspberry] 286 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,832 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 287 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:37,282 - Y polenta, la mango. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,698 [grunts] 289 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,596 [laughing] 290 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,011 Come here. 291 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,495 Huh? 292 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,400 ♪ ♪ 293 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:55,853 OLIVIA: And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 294 00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:57,544 And there were many. 295 00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,304 ♪ ♪ 296 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:00,616 [growling] 297 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,722 - The Big Boss! - [cheering] 298 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:04,793 [toilet flushing] 299 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,727 CHRIS: Uh, buddies. [stammers] 300 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,590 Por favor. [whimpers] 301 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,178 Uh. Huh? Ah! 302 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,317 [grunts] 303 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:13,836 [mummy screams] 304 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,425 MINIONS: Oh, Chris! 305 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:19,290 - [pirate laughing] - [Minions growling] 306 00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:21,016 [Minions shouting] 307 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,845 [grunts] 308 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:25,883 [pirate screams] 309 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,608 MINIONS: Oh, Bill. 310 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,817 [pirate screaming] 311 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:31,164 [snoring] 312 00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,616 MINIONS: Oh, Patrick. 313 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,964 [shouting in Minionese, grunting] 314 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,243 - [bamboo creaking] - Huh? 315 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,624 MINIONS: Oh, Brian. 316 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,557 ♪ ♪ 317 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,283 OLIVIA: But after a while, 318 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,390 they couldn’t find any more evil masters to serve. 319 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:53,773 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, 320 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:56,292 tired and losing hope. 321 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,604 [panting] 322 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,606 Okay. [speaking Minionese] 323 00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:00,607 Okay? 324 00:13:00,745 --> 00:13:02,160 [speaking Minionese] 325 00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,024 OLIVIA: And that very bossy Minion there, 326 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,750 that’s Dick. 327 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,648 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 328 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,133 - [James and Henry laughing] - Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 329 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:11,445 [speaking Minionese] 330 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,931 OLIVIA: Now, because of their nonstop 331 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,519 blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 332 00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:20,178 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 333 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,973 - [snoring] - Which was fine with them, 334 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,010 as it meant they could stay up all night 335 00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:27,323 discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, 336 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:29,429 their hopes, their dreams. 337 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,776 [James and Henry speaking Minionese] 338 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:35,262 - HENRY: Ooh la la. [speaks Minionese] - JAMES: Bank you. 339 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,161 - Bellissimo, James. - Uh-huh. 340 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,369 Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick. 341 00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:39,819 [speaks Minionese] asparagus. 342 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:42,235 Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no. 343 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:46,101 - [laughing] - DICK: Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa! 344 00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:47,205 [growls in frustration] 345 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:50,036 [snickering, laughing quietly] 346 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,247 [Henry and James snoring] 347 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:58,078 [snoring continues] 348 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,529 DICK: Hey. [speaking Minionese] 349 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:01,979 Go, go, go. 350 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,636 - Hey, Henry, wake up. - Huh? [speaks Minionese] 351 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,397 [speaking Minionese] 352 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:10,090 - [speaks Minionese] - [stutters, speaks Minionese] 353 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,127 OLIVIA: Oof. And with that, 354 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,750 Dick lost his temper again. 355 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:19,030 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 356 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:22,931 Henry thought long and hard about Dick’s remarks 357 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,311 and decided to punch him. 358 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,348 - [speaks Minionese] - [Dick whimpering] 359 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:29,006 But thankfully Ed intervened, 360 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,767 signed for his friend to calm down, 361 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,355 breathe deeply 362 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:35,529 - and - Hey. Hey! [grunts] 363 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,393 punched Dick himself. 364 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:39,430 - [shouting] - [Dick stammering] 365 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:41,846 Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. [speaks Minionese] Okay? 366 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,399 - [grunting] - [clamoring] 367 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,987 OLIVIA: Well, this seemed like 368 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,402 - the breaking point - Looka! 369 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,301 but then Dick saw something 370 00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:51,511 that would change the Minions’ lives forever. 371 00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:53,340 Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah! 372 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,067 - [gunfire] - ♪ ♪ 373 00:14:58,380 --> 00:14:59,760 [dings] 374 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,210 [dreamily]: Big Boss. 375 00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,902 ERIC: Hey, buddies! 376 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,456 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 377 00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:07,596 [gunfire] 378 00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:11,600 [shouting excitedly] 379 00:15:11,738 --> 00:15:13,188 [laughing] 380 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,190 [exclaims] 381 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:18,918 - [Minions shouting] - [horses whinnying] 382 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,992 MINIONS: Bye-bye! 383 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:25,545 [Minions shouting excitedly] 384 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,754 - What the? - [train whistle blowing] 385 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,411 Hyah! 386 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,522 - [Minions chattering] - [grunting] 387 00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:39,662 [whimpering] 388 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,801 [shouting in Minionese] 389 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,321 [screaming] 390 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,323 - [Klaxon horn honking] - Huh? Buddies, looka! 391 00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,670 - [guns popping] - [bandit yelps] 392 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,674 To the train! 393 00:15:51,812 --> 00:15:53,780 - [bandit whimpers] - [Minions chatter] 394 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,678 - Follow him! [grunts] - Get on up! Get after him! 395 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,715 Go, go, go! 396 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,372 Hmm? [gasps] 397 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,581 - After him! - Come here, you little 398 00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,067 [strained grunting] 399 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,932 - Hey! [yelling] - [grunts] 400 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,244 [whistling] 401 00:16:09,382 --> 00:16:10,521 [grunts] 402 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,832 Huh? Oh. 403 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,972 [laughs] 404 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,216 - [Minions chattering] - [bandit whimpers] 405 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:20,703 [yelps] 406 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:23,672 Hey! Down here! 407 00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:29,954 [whimpers, grunts] 408 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,507 [grunts] 409 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,888 Buddies! Helpa me! 410 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,339 - [bandit screaming] - [clamoring] 411 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,857 [gasps] 412 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,894 [yelling, straining] 413 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,000 [clamoring continues] 414 00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,243 [straining, yelling] 415 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:47,799 [strained grunting] 416 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,077 [Minions shouting] 417 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:51,182 - What? Oh! - [engine sputtering] 418 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,632 [screams] 419 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,185 [clamoring] 420 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,462 [bandit grunting] 421 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,326 - Whoa, whoa! - [engine sputtering] 422 00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,571 [“Hooray for Hollywood” playing] 423 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,400 [grunting] 424 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,576 - Big Boss! Hey! - [Minions laughing] 425 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:07,129 [shrieks, whimpers] 426 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,614 [screaming] 427 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,893 - [Minions shouting] - [man yelps] 428 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,412 [shouting in Minionese] 429 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,586 [laughing] 430 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:17,070 - Uh, oh. - Oh. 431 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,315 - [speaks Minionese] - [laughs] 432 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,695 [shouting in Minionese] 433 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,043 [laughing] 434 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,390 [people shouting and screaming] 435 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:30,256 [screaming] 436 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,843 Hey, hey, looka. 437 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,086 [train whistle blowing] 438 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,605 - Toot, toot! - [laughing] 439 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,746 - [whistle continues blowing] - [woman exclaims] 440 00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,713 [whimpering] 441 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,164 [shouting excitedly] 442 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,755 [panting, screaming] 443 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,516 [Minions shouting] 444 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,795 [laughing] 445 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,867 [chattering] 446 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,698 [grunting] 447 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,942 - [bandit screams] - [shouting] 448 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,427 [grunts] 449 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,877 [laughing, shouting] 450 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,707 Uh, uh, oh. 451 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,157 [strained grunting] 452 00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:10,572 Oh, oh, oh. 453 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,160 [yells] 454 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,576 [grunts] 455 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:17,475 [shouting] 456 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,206 [man yelps] 457 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,036 - Hey. Toot, toot! - [train whistle blowing] 458 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,108 - [laughing] Toot! - Toot! 459 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,454 - [whistling stops] - [gasps] -Agh. 460 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:31,662 - [speaks Minionese] Broke off. - Huh? 461 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,629 - Toot, toot! - [laughing] 462 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,044 - Toot, toot, toot! - Toot, toot! 463 00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,426 - [laughing] - [car horn honks] 464 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:40,084 [stammering] 465 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,121 - [woman speaking softly] - [baby babbling] 466 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,295 [screams] Buddies, go, go! 467 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,125 Toot, toot! 468 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,781 [screams] 469 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,163 [straining] 470 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:51,578 [screams] 471 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,274 [giggling] 472 00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:58,344 [Minions sigh] 473 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,484 Ah! [shouting in Minionese] 474 00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,281 - [shouting in Minionese] - [man whimpering] 475 00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,904 [shouting in Minionese] 476 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,975 [clowns whimpering] 477 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,356 [clown laughing] 478 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,599 [whimpering] 479 00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,601 [Minions shouting excitedly] 480 00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,328 [screams] Please don’t hurt me! 481 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,641 MINIONS [dreamily]: Big Boss. 482 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,505 Phew. 483 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,885 [screams] Look out! 484 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,542 HENRY: Kumquat? 485 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,337 - MINIONS: Huh? - [gasps] 486 00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:27,649 BANDIT: Huh? 487 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,409 No. [grunting] 488 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:32,343 [metallic screeching] 489 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,656 [panicked shouting] 490 00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,797 - [panicked shouting] - Stop! 491 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,594 Sto 492 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,113 - op! - [train creaking] 493 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,770 [steam hisses] 494 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:50,568 [Minions grunt] 495 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,156 [plane engine sputtering] 496 00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:53,399 [crashing] 497 00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,470 Toot, toot. 498 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 499 00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,922 Okay, people, back to one. 500 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,200 [crew groans] 501 00:20:01,338 --> 00:20:02,856 [growling]: And you! 502 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,996 Do you have any idea what you have done? 503 00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:06,550 [speaking Minionese] 504 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,552 la Boss y, uh, conducto [speaking Minionese] 505 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,244 Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también. 506 00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,487 Sí, toot, toot. 507 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,351 [speaking Minionese, shouting] 508 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,145 Stop! Stop. 509 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:18,147 You’ve ruined everything. 510 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,046 It was a perfect scene. 511 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:22,980 All that work. All that money. All that effort. 512 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,499 Uh [speaks Minionese] No? 513 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:25,914 - Get out of here. - [Minions gasp] 514 00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,502 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 515 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,537 - And you. - Me? 516 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:30,159 Definitely you. Get out! 517 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:33,024 - Out! Out, out, out, out, out! - [Minions whimpering] 518 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:34,992 - Out! - [yelps, whimpers] 519 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,892 Verschwindet! 520 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,584 Let’s go again. 521 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,033 MAN: Uh, hey, boss. 522 00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,794 We’re out of film. 523 00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:45,451 [exhales] 524 00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:48,143 This is not going to go down well. 525 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,490 ♪ ♪ 526 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,774 [Klaxon horn honks] 527 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,367 [muttering quietly in German] 528 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,613 FRANK: You tell that no-talent bum 529 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,925 if he messes up again, he’s fired! 530 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065 And then send him a bottle of champagne 531 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,171 because it’s his birthday. [chuckles] 532 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,587 Oh! There he is. 533 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,520 - Our favorite director. - [chuckles nervously] 534 00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:21,832 Hello, Mr. Bright. 535 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,558 - Mr. Bright. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 536 00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,180 - [yells] - All right, let’s see what you shot. 537 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,181 [strained grunting] 538 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,665 Roll the scene, now. 539 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,633 We are so excited to see it. 540 00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,082 Come on, let’s go. 541 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,808 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, 542 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:34,362 we had [gulps] 543 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,674 a small problem. 544 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:37,882 A problem? 545 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,126 Is just a puzzle for friends to solve. 546 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:42,128 Problems cost money, Elwood. 547 00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,612 If this scene is terrible, 548 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,720 you will never work in this town again. 549 00:21:47,858 --> 00:21:49,135 But we’re sure you’ll do great 550 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,102 in any number of other towns. [chuckles] 551 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,449 [Max chuckles weakly] 552 00:21:52,587 --> 00:21:54,140 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 553 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:56,315 - [film projector clicking] - [piano playing jaunty tune] 554 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:03,632 ♪ ♪ 555 00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:13,124 [dramatic piano music plays] 556 00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,339 [whimpers]: Ooh, here we go. 557 00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:22,686 ♪ ♪ 558 00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:25,309 What is going on? 559 00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:27,760 MAX: I know. That’s what I was trying to tell you at the 560 00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:28,830 [whimpers] 561 00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,487 [Frank grunts] 562 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,385 What are those things? 563 00:22:32,523 --> 00:22:34,318 Uh they, uh 564 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,768 FRANK: You changed the whole scene. 565 00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:37,528 - [dramatic chords] - MAX: But I didn’t. 566 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,497 I oh, boy, I didn’t. 567 00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,257 It’s genius! 568 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,603 What? 569 00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:45,294 [jaunty music continues] 570 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:46,951 The scene, it’s great. 571 00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,815 It’s better than great. I love it! 572 00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:51,577 Those sickly children, oh, they’re fantastic. 573 00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,337 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 574 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,890 Uh yeah. 575 00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:56,927 [laughs nervously] Okay. Absolutely. 576 00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,068 I’m going to get my very good friends-- 577 00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,484 just those, uh, uh, what’s their names-- 578 00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,900 and put them in the movie! 579 00:23:05,038 --> 00:23:06,523 [laughs nervously] 580 00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,801 [music ends] 581 00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:09,836 Sam? 582 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,390 Elwood? 583 00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:13,288 Would you mind playing it? 584 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,703 All right. 585 00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:17,292 [playing “As Time Goes By”] 586 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,675 Ah, that’s the stuff, Frankie. 587 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:23,781 Ah, yes, it is, Elwood. 588 00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:26,853 Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car! 589 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,821 - [Klaxon horn blaring] - Faster, faster! 590 00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:31,271 We need to find them. Where are they? 591 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,445 Get out of the way! 592 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,309 Move it, move it! 593 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,759 [horns honking] 594 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,108 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 595 00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,592 Give women the vote! 596 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:43,352 - Give women the vote! - Take the next right. 597 00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:45,078 They could be on Sunset. 598 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:48,185 - Ah. - Ah. 599 00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,221 Oh, looka! [speaks Minionese] 600 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,533 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 601 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,362 - [grunts] - [speaks Minionese] 602 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,054 [grunting] 603 00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:56,607 [Henry laughing] Mmm! 604 00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,884 [gasps] Hey, hey! 605 00:23:58,022 --> 00:24:00,231 [chattering in Minionese] 606 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,476 [hocks, spits] 607 00:24:03,614 --> 00:24:04,891 Oh. 608 00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:06,583 [laughing] 609 00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:08,170 [speaking Minionese] 610 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,309 Eh, looka. 611 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,173 [hocks, spits] 612 00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,106 [laughter] 613 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,419 [speaks Minionese, hocks, spits] 614 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,214 - [laughter] - VENDOR: Hey! 615 00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,250 - MEN: Huh? - Don’t let ’em get away! 616 00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:20,562 [angry shouting] 617 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,253 - [police whistle blowing] - Huh? 618 00:24:22,391 --> 00:24:24,083 [whimpering, screaming] 619 00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:25,394 - [shouting in Minionese] - [whimpering] 620 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:26,706 DICK: Huh? [stammering] 621 00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:28,259 - [screams] - [whimpering] 622 00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:29,709 [angry shouting] 623 00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:33,817 [frantic chattering] 624 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,923 - [bicycle bell ringing] - BICYCLIST: Whoa! 625 00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:38,925 - [tires screeching] - [frantic chattering] 626 00:24:39,063 --> 00:24:40,168 [screams] 627 00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:41,928 [cries out] 628 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:42,895 [neighing] 629 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:45,345 - [Klaxon horn honks] - [gasps] 630 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,864 [Klaxon horn honks] 631 00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:48,452 [laughs]: My boys! 632 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,868 I’ve been looking all over for you. Get in, get in. 633 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:52,525 - MAN: There they are! - Uh 634 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:54,113 - [Dick yelps] - Get those little guys! 635 00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:55,321 [shouts in Minionese] 636 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,357 - Quick, quick. - [grunting] 637 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,635 DICK: Go, go, go! 638 00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,499 [tires squealing] 639 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:03,156 MAN: Don’t let them get away! 640 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,951 MINIONS: Banana! 641 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:07,195 [excited chattering in Minionese] 642 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:10,301 [muffled chatter] 643 00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:11,855 [muffled laughing] 644 00:25:11,993 --> 00:25:13,546 [speaking Minionese] 645 00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:15,755 Wunderbar. Wunderbar. 646 00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,481 Uh, first things first. 647 00:25:17,619 --> 00:25:18,827 Who are you? 648 00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,346 - [speaks Minionese] Henry. - Y James. 649 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:21,968 [speaks Minionese] Dick. 650 00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,213 - [speaks Minionese] Ed. - Uh 651 00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,732 - Soy Peter! - [speaks Minionese] Ken. 652 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:30,149 [Minions shouting out names] 653 00:25:30,287 --> 00:25:31,668 [stammering] 654 00:25:31,806 --> 00:25:33,877 Is-is there a name I can just call all of you? 655 00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:35,119 Bah 656 00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,327 Minions. 657 00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,985 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 658 00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,504 MINIONS: Bello, Max! 659 00:25:40,642 --> 00:25:42,299 Yeah, hi. 660 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:44,577 Okay, I’m so sorry about earlier. 661 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,511 So, I would like to work with you. 662 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,444 We should make movies. 663 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,652 - Movies? - Movies? 664 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:51,964 - Movies? - Huh? 665 00:25:52,102 --> 00:25:54,035 You don’t know what movies are? 666 00:25:54,173 --> 00:25:55,519 Mm 667 00:25:55,657 --> 00:26:00,075 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, 668 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:04,597 and people love them and people love the people who make them. 669 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,565 [speaks Minionese] storya. 670 00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:09,291 James [speaks Minionese] La storya. 671 00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879 Le movies? ¿Para mí? 672 00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,019 - Sí, James. Sí! - [James laughing] 673 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,574 ♪ ♪ 674 00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:18,577 Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures, 675 00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,476 where we make all kinds of movies. 676 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,271 Oh, oh! 677 00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:24,824 [laughs] 678 00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,620 - Hello, Josh. - JOSH: Hey, Sam. 679 00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,659 Perfect. 680 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:35,179 [spluttering] 681 00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:39,459 All right, positions, everybody! 682 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,634 - Find your mark - [busy chatter continues] 683 00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:43,981 ♪ ♪ 684 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,023 [grunting] 685 00:26:53,163 --> 00:26:54,647 Whoo! 686 00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:01,067 - [cork pops] - [cheering] 687 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,242 It’s a wrap. Congratulations, everyone! 688 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,657 [excited chatter] 689 00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:06,348 [stammers] 690 00:27:06,486 --> 00:27:08,316 Fantástico! 691 00:27:08,454 --> 00:27:09,558 It is fantástico. 692 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,250 It’s exciting, isn’t it? 693 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,804 Oh! [speaking Minionese excitedly] 694 00:27:13,942 --> 00:27:15,979 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm. 695 00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,015 How about you gentlemen? 696 00:27:18,153 --> 00:27:20,121 - Do you want to make movies, too? - [cheering] 697 00:27:20,259 --> 00:27:22,537 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies. 698 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,539 [speaking Minionese] Big Boss. 699 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:25,920 - JAMES: Mm. -Uh - [shouting] 700 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,818 - [laughter] - Le movies! 701 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:30,062 Excellent. Let’s get to work. 702 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,998 So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene. 703 00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:39,174 Here. You stay here, and I shall return. 704 00:27:39,312 --> 00:27:40,520 Uh 705 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,005 - [lights thump] - Oh. 706 00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,385 MAX: Okay, listen up. 707 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,835 So here’s the scene. 708 00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:46,526 You see those large, heavily armed men? 709 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,598 They suspect you have killed their leader, 710 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,670 and they want you dead. 711 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,774 [imitates slicing]: Gweek. 712 00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:54,155 Uh, gweek? 713 00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:55,846 - All right, I need you - [whimpers] 714 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,884 to really sell the drama. 715 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,300 You do a good job, and you’re hired! 716 00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,337 You fail, it’s back to wandering the streets, 717 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:05,891 scavenging for food. 718 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:08,031 Have fun with it! 719 00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,204 Okay! 720 00:28:09,342 --> 00:28:11,275 Ready, action! 721 00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:12,656 - Attack! - [angry shouting] 722 00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:13,761 [screaming] 723 00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:15,210 Uh, buddies? [screams] 724 00:28:15,348 --> 00:28:17,005 - [screams] - [grunting] 725 00:28:17,143 --> 00:28:19,111 No, no, no, no, no! [screams] 726 00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:20,906 - [cries out] - [yells] 727 00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:23,391 - [angry shouting] - [whimpering] Henry! 728 00:28:23,529 --> 00:28:24,495 [whimpers] 729 00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,222 Henry, helpa! [whimpers] 730 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,465 [growling] 731 00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:30,467 [shouting in Minionese] 732 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,745 [grunting] 733 00:28:34,022 --> 00:28:35,817 Buddies! [speaks Minionese] 734 00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:38,061 - [chainsaw buzzing] - [shouting] 735 00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,582 - [yells] - Help! 736 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,860 [grunts] 737 00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:45,931 - [laughing, munching] - [screams] 738 00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:49,831 [screaming, grunting] 739 00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:51,730 - [yells] - [pained grunt] 740 00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:52,731 [high-pitched scream] 741 00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,835 - Skoal! - Skoal! 742 00:28:53,973 --> 00:28:55,423 - [grunts] - [whimpers] 743 00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:57,528 - [whimpers] - Hey. 744 00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:58,564 [screaming] 745 00:28:58,702 --> 00:28:59,979 Cut! 746 00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:01,636 - [stage bell ringing] - [actors moaning] 747 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:03,224 - Huh? - [speaks Minionese] 748 00:29:03,362 --> 00:29:05,709 Okay, that was 749 00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,298 [laughing]: perfect! 750 00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:10,541 [cheering] 751 00:29:11,991 --> 00:29:15,339 Minions, are you ready to become stars? 752 00:29:15,477 --> 00:29:18,860 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen? 753 00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:21,069 [cheering excitedly] 754 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,176 - [Max laughing] - [cheering continues] 755 00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:27,662 [radio stations changing] 756 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,388 - Honey, it’s starting. - [theme music playing] 757 00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,217 Oh, goodie. 758 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:32,943 NARRATOR [over radio]: On this beautiful spring day of ’27, 759 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,049 the world has never been a better place. 760 00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,292 The economy is forever booming 761 00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,019 with no sign of slowing down ever. 762 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,745 People have never been so happy, 763 00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,644 and the future has never looked so bright. 764 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,095 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, 765 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,132 the new stars of the silver screen 766 00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:51,134 took the world by storm and changed the face 767 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,722 of the motion picture industry forever 768 00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,898 with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids, 769 00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:59,418 Look Behind You And Then Down 770 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:02,524 and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan! 771 00:30:02,662 --> 00:30:04,768 Part Four: Target Miami Beach. 772 00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,427 The Minions have become the kings of the box office, 773 00:30:08,565 --> 00:30:10,774 and it seems like the public just can’t get enough of them. 774 00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:12,431 [laughter] 775 00:30:12,569 --> 00:30:14,502 We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations, 776 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,194 and we’re going to let you in on a few of their secrets. 777 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:19,369 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house 778 00:30:19,507 --> 00:30:21,302 in Beverly Hills 779 00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:23,407 where they’ll be able to enjoy 780 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478 a comfortably large game room 781 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:26,721 [shouting happily] 782 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,274 [Minions groaning] 783 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,621 and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna. 784 00:30:30,759 --> 00:30:32,520 [Minions grunt, groan] 785 00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,073 Their lives have changed 786 00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,110 - since fame hit them. - WOMAN: Look, Minions! 787 00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:38,181 NARRATOR: They can’t go anywhere without being recognized. 788 00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:41,667 - [fans shouting] - [laughs] Run, boys, run! 789 00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:45,257 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, 790 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:46,706 and the Minions are always on the hunt 791 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,848 for the hottest, most modern looks. 792 00:30:49,986 --> 00:30:52,333 ♪ ♪ 793 00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:54,922 What trendsetters. 794 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,648 What fashion icons. 795 00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,340 And not only that, 796 00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,722 now there’s Minions merchandise. 797 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,277 What will they think of next? 798 00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:06,726 ♪ ♪ 799 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,281 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties 800 00:31:09,419 --> 00:31:11,766 like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing. 801 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,354 [elephant trumpets] 802 00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,150 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world. 803 00:31:16,288 --> 00:31:18,497 They truly have it all. 804 00:31:18,635 --> 00:31:20,671 ♪ ♪ 805 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,329 [stage bell ringing] 806 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,022 [sighs] 807 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,644 [slurping] 808 00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,441 JAMES: Bank you, bank you. 809 00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:33,098 [speaking Minionese] 810 00:31:33,236 --> 00:31:34,823 Okay? Hah. [speaks Minionese] 811 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:37,757 [speaking rapidly in Minionese] 812 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,415 [grunting] 813 00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,210 [grunts] 814 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,281 - Gooda, huh? - Loving it. 815 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:45,973 - [laughs, grunts] - [shrieks] 816 00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:48,354 - [grunts] - [shouts in Minionese] 817 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:49,631 [coughs] 818 00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,185 [speaking Minionese, gasps] 819 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:54,533 [speaking Minionese] 820 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,224 para aquí, eh? 821 00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,536 Aquí. 822 00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,883 - Wow. - Incredible. 823 00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:01,885 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei! 824 00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:04,577 [speaking Minionese] película. Looka. 825 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,476 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 826 00:32:06,614 --> 00:32:07,649 - Okay? - On it. 827 00:32:07,787 --> 00:32:08,788 [speaks Minionese] 828 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,895 [speaking Minionese] 829 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,829 Okay? [speaking Minionese] 830 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,520 [laughs]: James, my boy, 831 00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:18,833 you have a real gift for filmmaking. 832 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,386 Ah, bank you. 833 00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:23,217 Ja, you have what it takes to become a director. 834 00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,253 There could even be an Oscar in your future. 835 00:32:25,391 --> 00:32:27,117 O-Oscar? [speaks Minionese] 836 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:31,673 Ah, it’s an award given out to the best films and filmmakers. 837 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,468 Ah 838 00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,610 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to 839 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:38,922 [drumroll] 840 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,199 James. 841 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:42,546 - [exclaiming, cheering] - [applause] 842 00:32:43,616 --> 00:32:46,240 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you! 843 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,069 [gasps] 844 00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,382 ♪ ♪ 845 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,143 - Eh - [elephants trumpeting] 846 00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:54,662 Bank you! 847 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,940 - Bank you [murmuring] - MAX: James. 848 00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:58,286 - James? - [murmuring continues] 849 00:32:58,424 --> 00:32:59,943 Are you all right, my friend? 850 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,117 [microphone feedback] 851 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:02,704 [both scream] 852 00:33:02,842 --> 00:33:04,741 W-Wait, wh-what’s-what’s happening? What is this? 853 00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:06,225 I’ll tell you what it is. 854 00:33:06,363 --> 00:33:08,158 It’s the future of cinema. 855 00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,608 Everyone’s doing it, Max. 856 00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:13,784 From now on, our movies are gonna have 857 00:33:13,922 --> 00:33:15,683 [over speakers]: sound. 858 00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:17,581 [Minions gasping] 859 00:33:17,719 --> 00:33:20,584 That right there, what I just said, that was sound. 860 00:33:20,722 --> 00:33:22,103 [exclaiming] 861 00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:23,656 - [chattering in Minionese] - [microphone thumps, feedback] 862 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,315 I have a very good feeling about this. 863 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:29,145 - [stage bell ringing] - Quiet, everyone. 864 00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,905 Are you ready, Henry? 865 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,113 Ah, sí, sí, sí. 866 00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,012 This will be great. 867 00:33:35,151 --> 00:33:37,222 Okay, we’re recording. 868 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,569 And action. 869 00:33:40,259 --> 00:33:41,881 [audio track beeps] 870 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,229 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 871 00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,552 You disappear from my life five years ago, 872 00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,866 and now you think you can come waltzing back in? 873 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,489 Well, no. No, I say! 874 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:07,390 Get lost, you handsome bastard. 875 00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:09,323 [gasps] 876 00:34:09,461 --> 00:34:11,842 Oh, Humphrey. [giggles] 877 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,845 My mother warned me about men like you. 878 00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,714 [clears throat] 879 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,579 Mm, baby, 880 00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,375 piñata, carbonara, 881 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,170 lasagna. 882 00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:31,034 - [smooching] - What? 883 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,449 Was? 884 00:34:32,587 --> 00:34:34,348 - What? - [smooching continues] 885 00:34:34,486 --> 00:34:35,763 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 886 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:37,282 [bombs whistling] 887 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,009 Stay with us, Sarge. 888 00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,494 We need you. 889 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:45,738 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! 890 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,188 [groaning] 891 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,295 [cries out in pain] 892 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:51,779 Yeah, Sarge? 893 00:34:51,917 --> 00:34:53,919 Sí 894 00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:55,645 chihuahua! 895 00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:56,818 [moaning] 896 00:34:56,956 --> 00:34:58,026 [grunts] 897 00:34:58,165 --> 00:34:59,166 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 898 00:34:59,304 --> 00:35:00,926 [laughing]: Chihuahua! 899 00:35:01,064 --> 00:35:02,962 [Frank growling] 900 00:35:03,825 --> 00:35:06,207 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 901 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:18,185 [glass shatters] 902 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:21,049 Oh, poop. 903 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:22,603 MAX: Cut! 904 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:24,260 Bikini. 905 00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:26,020 [blowing raspberries] 906 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,815 [laughing] 907 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,266 - [laughing continues] - Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 908 00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,991 Tiny bit of milk. 909 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,201 Two sugars. 910 00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,892 Thank you. 911 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,136 Balzac! 912 00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:41,346 This is a disaster! We’ve lost millions! 913 00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,071 - [Minions gasp] - No. 914 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,143 - You know who I blame? - Them! 915 00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,765 Sadly, yes. 916 00:35:46,903 --> 00:35:48,422 Get out of here! 917 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,044 But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor, 918 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:51,597 and we hope we can still be friends 919 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:53,772 - who never speak to each other. - Leave. 920 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:56,188 And have a great life away from us. 921 00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:58,880 [speaking Minionese] 922 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:01,883 Mbappé de Platini. 923 00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:03,161 [speaks Minionese] Oscar. 924 00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,679 O-Oscar? 925 00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:07,786 James, you’re never going to win an Oscar. 926 00:36:07,924 --> 00:36:08,959 You’re done. 927 00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:10,444 You’re fired! 928 00:36:10,582 --> 00:36:12,308 - [gasping] - [door opens] 929 00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:14,102 [dogs barking] 930 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:15,311 [growling] 931 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,589 [sighing, moaning] 932 00:36:17,727 --> 00:36:20,454 - MAX: Goodbye, Ridley. - Goodbye, Max. 933 00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870 - Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. - Bye-bye, Max. 934 00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:25,838 - Hasta la vista, Quentin. - Bye-bye, Max. 935 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,358 - Goodbye, Stephen. - Tschüss! 936 00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,981 - Ciao, Federico. - Bye-bye, Max. 937 00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:32,500 [groans] Dick. 938 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,950 [grumbles]: Max. 939 00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:38,817 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 940 00:36:38,955 --> 00:36:41,440 - [James whimpers] - Don’t worry, boys. 941 00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:43,891 It’s just a minor setback. 942 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:45,237 - [crying] - [gasps] 943 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,652 [crying continues] 944 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,344 Bank you. 945 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,691 You’re going to be fine, James. 946 00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,659 You’re going to do great things. 947 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:56,110 DICK: Henry! James! [shouts in Minionese] 948 00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,974 Bye-bye, Max. 949 00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:03,566 ♪ ♪ 950 00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:15,163 - [gate rattling] - [Dick groans] 951 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,924 No, no, no. 952 00:37:17,062 --> 00:37:18,132 ¿Por qué? 953 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,824 [shouting in Minionese, sobs] 954 00:37:20,962 --> 00:37:22,999 [thunder rumbling] 955 00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,967 [groans, mumbling in Minionese] 956 00:37:26,105 --> 00:37:27,659 [thunder crashing] 957 00:37:27,797 --> 00:37:29,833 ♪ ♪ 958 00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:34,942 [panting] 959 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,530 [thunder crashing] 960 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:40,361 Ah [shouting in Minionese] 961 00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:42,708 [Minions panting] 962 00:37:43,709 --> 00:37:45,401 [distant thunder crashing] 963 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,334 [grunts] 964 00:37:47,472 --> 00:37:49,681 [Minions murmuring] 965 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,822 Uh, okay. 966 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,444 [speaks Minionese] 967 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:56,722 [murmuring quietly] 968 00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:10,391 [sighs, speaks Minionese] 969 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,532 Hey, Victor, bood night. 970 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,603 - VICTOR: Bood night, Peter. - Hey, Nick, bood night. 971 00:38:15,741 --> 00:38:17,467 - Ha, bood night, Greg. - Bood night, George. 972 00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,882 - Bood night, Stephen. - Bood night, Bruno. 973 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,401 - Bood night, Julian. - Thomas, bood night. 974 00:38:20,539 --> 00:38:23,266 [moaning] 975 00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:24,612 [grunts] 976 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,477 Bood night, James. 977 00:38:27,615 --> 00:38:29,307 [sighs sadly] 978 00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:31,654 [Minions snoring] 979 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:38,764 [speaking Minionese quietly] 980 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,184 Hmm. 981 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,772 Huh? 982 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,360 [gasps] 983 00:38:50,983 --> 00:38:53,158 [speaks Minionese] 984 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,918 Eu-Eureka. 985 00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,023 Eureka! 986 00:38:56,161 --> 00:38:58,094 [panting, laughing] 987 00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:00,096 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 988 00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,511 [laughing] 989 00:39:01,649 --> 00:39:02,685 [speaks Minionese] 990 00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:03,686 Storya. 991 00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,204 [speaks Minionese] Minions. 992 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,414 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 993 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:09,761 Bonanza [continues speaking Minionese] 994 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:14,317 [speaking Minionese] 995 00:39:14,455 --> 00:39:15,939 [exclaiming excitedly] 996 00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,424 Glory hallelujah! 997 00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,564 [laughing] Henry, come here, come here! 998 00:39:19,702 --> 00:39:21,393 - [Henry mumbling] Huh? - [speaks Minionese] storya! 999 00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,499 - Looka, looka! - Huh? 1000 00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,535 [speaks Minionese] movie. 1001 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,295 Un movie de Minions. Con monstras. 1002 00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,125 Sí, sí, sí! 1003 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:31,403 - [hooting happily] - [Dick clears throat] 1004 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,922 ¿Qué pasa? 1005 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:34,130 Ah, looka, looka. 1006 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,063 James [speaks Minionese] 1007 00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:37,685 in la movies. 1008 00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:40,343 Movies? [speaks Minionese] 1009 00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:42,103 [strains, speaks Minionese] James. 1010 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,415 Era fantástico. 1011 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,417 [scoffs] Minions don’t maka movies. 1012 00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:46,970 [speaks Minionese] Big Boss! 1013 00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,076 [speaks Minionese] y helpa James. 1014 00:39:49,214 --> 00:39:51,975 [speaking Minionese angrily] 1015 00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:54,046 Big Boss! Big Boss! 1016 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,427 [grunts] 1017 00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,187 - [muffled murmur] - Oops. 1018 00:39:57,325 --> 00:39:59,466 Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good? 1019 00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:00,812 [muffled]: Sí, sí. [grunts] 1020 00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,192 [speaks Minionese] movies. 1021 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,677 [speaks Minionese] Boss. 1022 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:05,403 - [shouts in Minionese] - [chanting]: Big Boss! 1023 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,681 - Big Boss! Big Boss! - No, b-buddies. 1024 00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:09,510 Big Boss! Big Boss! 1025 00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,201 - Big Boss! - [door slams shut] 1026 00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:12,927 - [grumbling in Minionese] - [speaks Minionese] Alles gut? 1027 00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:16,172 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1028 00:40:16,310 --> 00:40:17,587 [both speaking excitedly] 1029 00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:18,899 [laughing, chattering] 1030 00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,798 Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! 1031 00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:24,594 [band playing “Congeroo” from Hellzapoppin’] 1032 00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,596 ♪ ♪ 1033 00:40:26,734 --> 00:40:28,805 [lively chatter] 1034 00:40:28,943 --> 00:40:31,946 MAX: Ooh, there’s romance. [imitates kissing, chuckles] 1035 00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:34,604 How’s that going to end up? 1036 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:36,779 Whoo-hoo-hoo, he’s so scary. 1037 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,747 - James, I love your movie. - Bank you. 1038 00:40:39,885 --> 00:40:42,647 Yes, it’s clear this is a real passion project, 1039 00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,062 and you need to make it, 1040 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,857 whatever challenges get in your way. 1041 00:40:45,995 --> 00:40:47,652 Sí, sí. [speaks Minionese] 1042 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,170 [speaks Minionese] advice. 1043 00:40:49,308 --> 00:40:50,448 Advice? 1044 00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:53,105 - Sí, sí. Bitte. - Uh, well 1045 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,348 where do I start? 1046 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:57,385 I mean, eh, uh, yeah. 1047 00:40:57,524 --> 00:41:00,043 Um, you guys have film equipment? 1048 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:01,907 Eh no. 1049 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:03,978 Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh. 1050 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:05,255 A crew? 1051 00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:06,809 [laughs]: Crew. No. 1052 00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,845 No crew either? Mm. 1053 00:41:08,983 --> 00:41:12,815 And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster? 1054 00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:14,333 Sí. [speaks Minionese] kaiju. 1055 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,887 [growling, laughing] 1056 00:41:16,025 --> 00:41:18,821 And what are you going to use for your monster? 1057 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,581 Ah, uh 1058 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,032 - [blows raspberry] - Aha. Okay. 1059 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:24,033 Listen to me carefully. 1060 00:41:24,171 --> 00:41:25,931 What I’m going to tell you is 1061 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,209 - very, very important. - [slurping loudly] 1062 00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:29,728 So, if you want 1063 00:41:29,866 --> 00:41:33,283 to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie, 1064 00:41:33,421 --> 00:41:36,286 you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster. 1065 00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:38,288 [sputters, gasps] 1066 00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:42,707 I can’t really help you with that, I’m afraid. 1067 00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:45,433 But I can give you this. 1068 00:41:45,572 --> 00:41:48,126 ♪ ♪ 1069 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,061 JAMES: Un-un-un cámara. 1070 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,408 Max, wirklich? 1071 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,514 It was a gift from my father. 1072 00:41:56,652 --> 00:41:58,136 My first camera. 1073 00:41:59,171 --> 00:42:01,726 I’m passing it on to you now. 1074 00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,245 I believe in you, James. 1075 00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,351 I know you’ll do great. 1076 00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:09,734 And remember, a very cool monster movie 1077 00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:11,943 needs a very cool monster. 1078 00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:14,497 WOMAN: Max, darling. Come over here. 1079 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:16,534 Good luck, guys. 1080 00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:21,297 [sighs heavily] 1081 00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,299 [speaks Minionese] kaiju. 1082 00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:25,232 - [yelps] Uh - Ed. 1083 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,958 [rummaging] 1084 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:30,686 [gasps] 1085 00:42:30,824 --> 00:42:33,033 ♪ ♪ 1086 00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:35,345 - Oh - [gasps] 1087 00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,244 - Hey, buddies, buddies. - Sí. 1088 00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,659 Maka la movie! 1089 00:42:38,797 --> 00:42:40,696 [laughing] 1090 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:42,111 [blathering happily] 1091 00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:43,802 Ed saved the day! 1092 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,355 James is gonna get his monster! 1093 00:42:45,493 --> 00:42:47,979 Oh, well, I’m happy you’re happy. 1094 00:42:48,117 --> 00:42:49,221 [Olivia laughs] 1095 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,809 Now do you mind if I go on with the story? 1096 00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:53,260 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 1097 00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:55,055 Yes! Please continue. 1098 00:42:55,193 --> 00:42:57,229 What about Dick and the other Minions? 1099 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,783 Did they find a new boss? 1100 00:42:58,921 --> 00:43:01,544 Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 1101 00:43:01,682 --> 00:43:04,789 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission 1102 00:43:04,927 --> 00:43:08,206 of every Minion ever and find their tribe 1103 00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:11,727 the greatest, most evil master to serve. 1104 00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,143 [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! 1105 00:43:14,281 --> 00:43:17,905 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 1106 00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,493 - [robotic voice]: Attention. - [shushing] 1107 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,806 Uh, attention, earthlings. 1108 00:43:21,944 --> 00:43:24,602 Cease current activities and listen. 1109 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,224 [speaks Minionese] 1110 00:43:27,225 --> 00:43:28,847 I am Dort, 1111 00:43:28,985 --> 00:43:31,678 and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler 1112 00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:34,646 to judge this pathetic planet. 1113 00:43:34,784 --> 00:43:36,130 [gasps] 1114 00:43:36,268 --> 00:43:38,063 Big Boss? 1115 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:41,791 But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants. 1116 00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,035 Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship. 1117 00:43:44,173 --> 00:43:45,933 - [gasps] - Do you want to serve Dort? 1118 00:43:46,071 --> 00:43:47,555 - Okay, let’s go home. - [imitates flying saucer] 1119 00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,110 You can do this kind of thing on your mom’s weekend. 1120 00:43:50,248 --> 00:43:51,767 Oh, yes, and 1121 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:53,941 - [men laughing] - MAN: Come on, please. 1122 00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:55,598 - Leave me alone. [yelps] - [laughter] 1123 00:43:55,736 --> 00:43:57,669 Guys, look at this winner. 1124 00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:59,015 DORT: Ah, thank you. 1125 00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:00,741 That’s very kind. [clears throat] 1126 00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:03,951 Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort 1127 00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,126 in a potentially dangerous mission? 1128 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,404 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit 1129 00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:09,819 is talking to us. 1130 00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:13,064 Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume. 1131 00:44:13,202 --> 00:44:14,272 Um, I mean 1132 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:15,929 You know, it’s dangerous to hang out here 1133 00:44:16,067 --> 00:44:17,585 dressed as a tin can. 1134 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:18,863 [raucous laughter] 1135 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:20,450 [Dort laughing mockingly] 1136 00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,556 Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha. 1137 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:26,698 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 1138 00:44:26,836 --> 00:44:28,424 - [men growling] - [knuckles cracking] 1139 00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,254 [clears throat] I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 1140 00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:32,531 Please stop. 1141 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,395 Oh, yeah? Or what? 1142 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:35,914 [Dort groans] 1143 00:44:36,052 --> 00:44:37,571 [man screams] 1144 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:38,814 [thuds] 1145 00:44:38,952 --> 00:44:40,091 [high-pitched yelp] 1146 00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,402 Whoa. 1147 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,266 Why, you! 1148 00:44:43,404 --> 00:44:45,130 - [grunts] - [metallic clang] 1149 00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:47,995 [screaming] 1150 00:44:48,133 --> 00:44:50,377 - [whimpering] - [scoffs] Now you’ve done it. 1151 00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,620 Dort was on a simple mission 1152 00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:54,174 - [growling] - [grunting] 1153 00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:57,833 to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded, 1154 00:44:57,971 --> 00:45:00,007 and then you went and got all up 1155 00:45:00,145 --> 00:45:02,630 in Dort’s facial recognition sensors. 1156 00:45:02,769 --> 00:45:03,977 Dort has made his decision 1157 00:45:04,115 --> 00:45:06,324 regarding the fate of this planet. 1158 00:45:06,462 --> 00:45:07,566 [gasping in awe] 1159 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,914 Dort is going to invade Earth 1160 00:45:10,052 --> 00:45:13,262 and enslave humanity! 1161 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,852 [laughs] Hey, hey, scusa, scusa. 1162 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,992 Ah, greetings. 1163 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:20,683 - I am Dort. - [stammers] 1164 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,340 Bello, Dort. Soy Dick. 1165 00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:24,100 Salutations, Richard. 1166 00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:26,240 Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick. 1167 00:45:26,378 --> 00:45:27,897 Mm, okay. 1168 00:45:28,035 --> 00:45:32,246 Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission? 1169 00:45:32,384 --> 00:45:35,146 - Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! - MINIONS: Sí! [cheering] 1170 00:45:35,284 --> 00:45:38,632 Great! Follow Dort back to Dort’s secret lair! 1171 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,530 [yells, laughs] 1172 00:45:40,668 --> 00:45:42,118 DICK: Big Boss! 1173 00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:45,052 MINIONS [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 1174 00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:48,884 [sighs] Okay. 1175 00:45:49,022 --> 00:45:50,506 [speaks Minionese] 1176 00:45:50,644 --> 00:45:51,852 - Henry? - Sí, sí. 1177 00:45:51,990 --> 00:45:53,923 Ed? ¡Vamos! 1178 00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:55,753 [clears throat] 1179 00:45:55,891 --> 00:45:58,134 Miso soup [speaks Minionese] 1180 00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:00,343 yaki onigiri [speaks Minionese] 1181 00:46:00,481 --> 00:46:01,966 edamame 1182 00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,657 [speaks Minionese] 1183 00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,486 daifuku! 1184 00:46:05,624 --> 00:46:06,833 [crackling] 1185 00:46:06,971 --> 00:46:08,593 [creature snarling] 1186 00:46:08,731 --> 00:46:10,077 [wind whistling] 1187 00:46:11,147 --> 00:46:13,080 - [gasps] Looka! - [Henry whimpers] 1188 00:46:13,218 --> 00:46:14,910 [creature snarling fiercely] 1189 00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:17,153 [crackling] 1190 00:46:20,605 --> 00:46:23,056 [fierce snarling continues] 1191 00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,921 HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju! [laughing] 1192 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:31,029 [laughing giddily] 1193 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,582 Yes! Yes, I’m free! 1194 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,033 F-F-Freedom. [giggling] 1195 00:46:35,171 --> 00:46:36,586 - [giggling continues] - Bah 1196 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,761 - Oh, happy day! - Hmm? 1197 00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:43,559 Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out. 1198 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:46,838 I have been trapped in that book forever, and I 1199 00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,150 - [squeaks] - [speaks Minionese] monstra. 1200 00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,668 - I am forever in your debt. - Hmm. 1201 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,256 - And I just wanted to-- Whoa! - [squeaking] 1202 00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,706 What you doing there, mister? 1203 00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:54,259 - [squeaking] - Whoo. [laughing] 1204 00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:56,020 - [squeaking rapidly] - Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay. 1205 00:46:56,158 --> 00:46:58,022 - [squeaking continues] - Henry, no, no, no, no. 1206 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,646 - [sighs, speaking Minionese] - [laughs, whoops] 1207 00:47:01,784 --> 00:47:03,372 [speaks Minionese] 1208 00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:06,444 Oh, no, I feel like I’ve disappointed you in some way. 1209 00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,791 I’m-I’m so sorry. Can I help? 1210 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,655 [speaks Minionese] le monstras? 1211 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,796 Monsters? You want big, scary monsters? 1212 00:47:13,934 --> 00:47:16,557 [laughs] Sí. Come here, come here. 1213 00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:17,973 [grunts] 1214 00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,664 Que para le movies. 1215 00:47:19,802 --> 00:47:21,045 [chuckles]: Oh. 1216 00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:24,151 You need monsters for your movie. 1217 00:47:24,289 --> 00:47:26,982 I know the perfect monsters for you. 1218 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,397 I’ll take you to ’em. 1219 00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,502 - [gasps] Uh, uh, bank you! - [Henry gasps] 1220 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,159 Oh, by the way, 1221 00:47:32,297 --> 00:47:34,955 I’m Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 1222 00:47:35,093 --> 00:47:37,371 But my friends just call me Goomi for short. 1223 00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:38,856 Oh. Soy James. 1224 00:47:38,994 --> 00:47:40,616 Oh, James. 1225 00:47:40,754 --> 00:47:42,583 Rolls off the face tendrils. 1226 00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:43,999 James. [burbling] 1227 00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,932 - [speaks Minionese] Henry. - Hey, bello. 1228 00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,899 Henry. Oh, I like it. 1229 00:47:48,037 --> 00:47:49,418 It sounds tough and rugged. 1230 00:47:49,556 --> 00:47:51,213 It’s like, “Oh, look out, here comes 1231 00:47:51,351 --> 00:47:52,524 [gruff voice]: Henry!” 1232 00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:53,905 [speaks Minionese] Ed. 1233 00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,114 Ed. Enchanté. 1234 00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:59,186 Oh, man, it’s gonna be so much fun! 1235 00:47:59,324 --> 00:48:00,947 Come on, come on! 1236 00:48:01,085 --> 00:48:02,603 - [James laughing] -HENRY: Huh? - GOOMI: What a fantastic day! 1237 00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,329 [stammers] No. 1238 00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:05,917 [Henry whimpers] 1239 00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,195 Wipe your insolent feet 1240 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:11,785 before stepping into the lair of Dort. 1241 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:13,960 [water dripping] 1242 00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,133 DICK: Uh 1243 00:48:15,271 --> 00:48:17,239 [speaks Minionese] le lair? 1244 00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,654 DORT: Affirmative. 1245 00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:20,656 Everyone, file in. 1246 00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:22,071 WOMAN: Dort! 1247 00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486 Where have you been? 1248 00:48:23,624 --> 00:48:24,798 - [cat screeching] - [Minions whimpering] 1249 00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,662 Ah, Mrs. Konikoff. 1250 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,146 Yes, so sorry. 1251 00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:30,700 Uh, Dort had an important work meeting. 1252 00:48:30,838 --> 00:48:33,048 But I come with good news. 1253 00:48:33,186 --> 00:48:35,188 Look what I found on my way back. 1254 00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:37,362 - Those muffins you love. - [growling] 1255 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124 I only like the blueberry ones! 1256 00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:42,126 DORT: Yes, you’re in luck. 1257 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,819 [growls] And I can only eat them with a glass of 1258 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,338 Milk? 1259 00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:49,029 [Mrs. Konikoff grumbling] 1260 00:48:49,167 --> 00:48:52,550 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 1261 00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:53,861 [sighs contentedly] 1262 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,829 What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 1263 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,452 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 1264 00:48:58,590 --> 00:49:00,351 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - [heavy footfalls] 1265 00:49:00,489 --> 00:49:01,628 As will her cat. 1266 00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:03,733 Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops. 1267 00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:08,497 Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort’s roommate Floyd. 1268 00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:11,362 - Uh - MINIONS: Bello, Floyd. 1269 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,467 Hey. Sup? 1270 00:49:13,605 --> 00:49:15,573 Mm, hey, Dort [speaks Minionese] 1271 00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:18,783 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion. 1272 00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,923 This is definitely a lair. 1273 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,614 No, looka. 1274 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,375 Bink. 1275 00:49:24,513 --> 00:49:25,963 - Bed. - [snores] 1276 00:49:26,101 --> 00:49:27,033 [grunts] 1277 00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,724 Boyd. 1278 00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,416 No, no. Floyd. 1279 00:49:31,554 --> 00:49:33,936 Yeah, sí, Floyd. [speaks Minionese] 1280 00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:35,386 [Dort laughing] 1281 00:49:35,524 --> 00:49:37,215 - You foolish, naive Minion. - [whimpering] 1282 00:49:37,353 --> 00:49:39,010 You are actually standing in 1283 00:49:39,148 --> 00:49:40,978 a very futuristic alien spaceship 1284 00:49:41,116 --> 00:49:43,394 made to look like a dingy apartment. 1285 00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:44,878 Very realistic, isn’t it? 1286 00:49:45,016 --> 00:49:47,191 Even the weird smell. That’s all fake. 1287 00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:48,813 Impressive, I know. 1288 00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:50,780 [Minions exclaim quietly] 1289 00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:52,023 [murmuring] 1290 00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:54,439 Huh? But, but 1291 00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:55,785 But nothing! 1292 00:49:55,923 --> 00:49:58,236 No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters 1293 00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:01,653 to, uh, report back to his home planet. 1294 00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,690 Engaging in slamming mode! 1295 00:50:03,828 --> 00:50:05,278 - [door slams] - [objects rattle] 1296 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,004 - Wow. - [laughing] 1297 00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:09,006 Oh, Dort is so cool! 1298 00:50:09,144 --> 00:50:10,869 [Minions exclaiming] 1299 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,010 Okay, okay. Calma, calma. 1300 00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:14,701 Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. [chuckles] 1301 00:50:14,839 --> 00:50:16,151 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 1302 00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,876 - [giggling] - Wobble, wobble. 1303 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,569 [sighs] Fellas. 1304 00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:23,089 Wobble, wobble? 1305 00:50:23,227 --> 00:50:25,781 [Minions laughing] 1306 00:50:25,919 --> 00:50:27,300 ♪ ♪ 1307 00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:30,441 Wow, you’re really into your art, James. 1308 00:50:30,579 --> 00:50:31,925 You’re so passionate. 1309 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:33,202 I think you’re a genius. 1310 00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,859 Oh, bank you. 1311 00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,447 [seagull squawks] 1312 00:50:36,585 --> 00:50:37,827 Huh? [stammers] 1313 00:50:39,381 --> 00:50:41,762 JAMES: Ah. [speaks Minionese] 1314 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:44,662 Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw. 1315 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,146 [gasping] 1316 00:50:46,284 --> 00:50:48,148 [Henry speaking Minionese nervously] 1317 00:50:48,286 --> 00:50:49,529 [James cries out] 1318 00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:51,910 [speaking Minionese urgently] 1319 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,222 [whimpering] 1320 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,293 Ah la. [gasps] 1321 00:50:55,431 --> 00:50:59,090 - [whimpering] - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1322 00:51:00,678 --> 00:51:02,369 Eh? 1323 00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:07,271 Ah, phew. [speaks Minionese] 1324 00:51:07,409 --> 00:51:09,721 - [snarling] - [panicked shouting] 1325 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,724 [grunting] 1326 00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,210 [yelling] 1327 00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:20,215 [ferocious bellowing] 1328 00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:23,080 [otter chirps] 1329 00:51:24,391 --> 00:51:26,911 [water burbling] 1330 00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:28,085 [chuckles nervously] 1331 00:51:28,223 --> 00:51:29,603 Whoopsie. 1332 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,295 Uh Oh, oh, look! 1333 00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:34,850 There it is, our destination! 1334 00:51:34,988 --> 00:51:36,438 [laughs] 1335 00:51:36,576 --> 00:51:37,784 ¡Vamos! 1336 00:51:37,922 --> 00:51:39,820 - Let’s go, fellas. - [excited chattering] 1337 00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:43,203 - [speaks Minionese, laughs] - Uh, sí, sí. 1338 00:51:43,341 --> 00:51:45,826 [jaunty music playing quietly over radio] 1339 00:51:45,964 --> 00:51:47,449 [Dick sighs, grunts] 1340 00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:50,417 [speaking Minionese] 1341 00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:51,763 - Dort. - [toilet flushing] 1342 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,764 Huh? 1343 00:51:52,902 --> 00:51:54,180 [Minions gasp] 1344 00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:55,595 [shushing] 1345 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:58,667 Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd. 1346 00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,600 Dort has finally received his orders 1347 00:52:00,738 --> 00:52:02,843 from the Supreme High Ruler. 1348 00:52:02,981 --> 00:52:07,158 It is time to officially invade Earth! 1349 00:52:07,296 --> 00:52:09,160 [Minions cheering] 1350 00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:10,506 [whooping] 1351 00:52:10,644 --> 00:52:14,027 Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort! 1352 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,856 MINIONS [chanting]: Dort! Dort! 1353 00:52:15,994 --> 00:52:20,067 DORT and MINIONS: Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 1354 00:52:20,206 --> 00:52:22,000 Dort! Dort! 1355 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:26,971 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 1356 00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:28,421 MRS. KONIKOFF: Dort! 1357 00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:30,940 What did I say about the noise?! 1358 00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,839 Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry. 1359 00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:34,185 My apologies. 1360 00:52:34,323 --> 00:52:36,774 [quietly]: With me. Dort. Dort. 1361 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:40,778 [chanting quietly]: Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort. 1362 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:42,952 ♪ ♪ 1363 00:52:55,068 --> 00:52:56,380 [metallic clang] 1364 00:52:59,452 --> 00:53:01,592 Attention, people of Earth! 1365 00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:05,458 Dort is officially claiming your planet! 1366 00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:07,322 [laughing maniacally] 1367 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,221 - Yeah! [laughing] - [Minions cheering] 1368 00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:13,259 [children chattering playfully] 1369 00:53:13,397 --> 00:53:14,743 [crying] 1370 00:53:14,881 --> 00:53:17,849 Oh. Well, hello there, little fella. 1371 00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:20,473 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 1372 00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:22,095 - [metallic tapping] - Hey. 1373 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,201 - Please stop your shovel attack. - [grunting] 1374 00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,651 [groans] Cease immediately, 1375 00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:29,033 or you will pay the price. 1376 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:30,966 [gasps] Looka, looka, buddies. 1377 00:53:31,104 --> 00:53:32,519 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1378 00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,833 Let’s see how you fare against a similar attack, 1379 00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:37,179 tiny insurgent. 1380 00:53:37,317 --> 00:53:39,630 Hey, y-you in the robot suit. 1381 00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:41,459 No, no, no, you can’t kick that kid. 1382 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,082 But he must be taught a lesson. 1383 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,637 And also, he started it. 1384 00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:50,054 [laughs] You are not from around these parts, are you? 1385 00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,331 DORT: Well, no. 1386 00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,299 I originate from the planet Metlar. 1387 00:53:53,437 --> 00:53:56,163 - Hmm? - Near the G45T system? 1388 00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:58,614 [laughing]: Right. I don’t know where that is. 1389 00:53:58,752 --> 00:54:01,168 But I’m from a small town in Minnesota myself, 1390 00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:02,584 so I understand the feeling 1391 00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:04,344 of being a stranger in the big city. 1392 00:54:04,482 --> 00:54:08,935 So, what you’re saying is I am now free to kick him. 1393 00:54:09,073 --> 00:54:11,489 - [child screaming] - [woman laughing] 1394 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:13,629 No, you can’t. 1395 00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,597 [sighs] Well, I should get a move on. 1396 00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:17,806 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women’s rights. 1397 00:54:17,944 --> 00:54:20,671 Do you believe women and men are equal? 1398 00:54:20,809 --> 00:54:23,087 - Why, yes, of course. - Oh, good. 1399 00:54:23,225 --> 00:54:26,332 In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 1400 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:28,644 [laughing] 1401 00:54:28,782 --> 00:54:30,474 You’re so funny and cute. 1402 00:54:30,612 --> 00:54:32,545 Oh, I-I mean what you said. 1403 00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,201 What you said is cute. 1404 00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,582 Uh, pardon? 1405 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,584 Come on, Debbie, we’re gonna be late. 1406 00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:39,414 Did you say Dort was 1407 00:54:39,552 --> 00:54:40,863 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 1408 00:54:41,001 --> 00:54:42,451 Give women the vote! 1409 00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,282 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 1410 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,698 Bye! Don’t kick children! 1411 00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:50,252 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 1412 00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,668 - Huh. - Uh, Boss? 1413 00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:55,430 Minions, Dort is, uh, uh, 1414 00:54:55,568 --> 00:54:58,122 slightly postponing Earth’s invasion. 1415 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,055 Huh? [stammering] 1416 00:55:00,193 --> 00:55:02,299 You heard me. Follow Dort! 1417 00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:03,886 [chanting]: Give women the vote! 1418 00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,302 Give women the vote! 1419 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,407 - Give women the vote! - Uh. 1420 00:55:07,545 --> 00:55:09,098 - [stammering] - [chanting continues] 1421 00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:10,583 Uh, buddies? 1422 00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:11,998 [chanting]: Bive women da bove! 1423 00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:16,071 Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove! 1424 00:55:16,209 --> 00:55:18,487 [wind howling] 1425 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,283 GOOMI: Come on! Come on, come on! 1426 00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,527 James, you okay down there? 1427 00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:24,700 [James speaks muffled Minionese] 1428 00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,806 The entrance is straight ahead. 1429 00:55:27,876 --> 00:55:29,429 [Henry grunting] 1430 00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:32,398 - [thumps] - [speaking Minionese angrily] 1431 00:55:32,536 --> 00:55:33,537 Patagonia! 1432 00:55:33,675 --> 00:55:35,124 [continues speaking angrily] 1433 00:55:36,919 --> 00:55:38,473 [grunting] 1434 00:55:39,646 --> 00:55:42,131 [yelps, muttering] 1435 00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:45,549 GOOMI: I can’t wait for you to meet my friends! 1436 00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,516 [singsongy]: Watch your step! 1437 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,385 And here we are. 1438 00:55:54,523 --> 00:55:55,904 [exclaiming excitedly] 1439 00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,595 You’re gonna love these gents. 1440 00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:58,976 We get them, and then we go to 1441 00:55:59,114 --> 00:56:01,461 - Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. - Uh, Hollywood. 1442 00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:03,532 Yeah, sure-- to make your movie. 1443 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,570 Whoa. [laughing] 1444 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,675 There they are! 1445 00:56:08,813 --> 00:56:10,815 Howard and Phillips. 1446 00:56:10,953 --> 00:56:13,024 JAMES: Goomi, magnífico. 1447 00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,301 GOOMI: Right? 1448 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,131 Ed, cinema. Cinema. 1449 00:56:16,269 --> 00:56:17,995 - [laughing excitedly] - [camera rattling] 1450 00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,515 Don’t be scared though. They’re such good guys. 1451 00:56:20,653 --> 00:56:23,000 Just try not to look too delicious. 1452 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,035 Huh?! 1453 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,313 - [clicking] - Hmm. 1454 00:56:26,452 --> 00:56:27,763 [growls] 1455 00:56:27,901 --> 00:56:29,351 ♪ ♪ 1456 00:56:29,489 --> 00:56:30,732 [clicking] 1457 00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:33,079 - [vibrating gong] - [ice crackling] 1458 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,531 ♪ ♪ 1459 00:56:42,088 --> 00:56:43,607 [Minions grunt] 1460 00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:47,127 - [laughing excitedly] - [footsteps booming] 1461 00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,026 Mega kaiju! 1462 00:56:49,164 --> 00:56:51,200 Behold! 1463 00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:55,308 [bellowing roar] 1464 00:56:55,446 --> 00:56:57,206 [yawning, smacks lips] 1465 00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,726 Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak. 1466 00:56:59,864 --> 00:57:02,626 [laughs] All right, where were we? 1467 00:57:02,764 --> 00:57:04,938 Howard and Phillips destroy world! 1468 00:57:05,076 --> 00:57:06,112 Yeah! 1469 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,148 But wait, I’m sorry. Quick question. 1470 00:57:08,286 --> 00:57:10,254 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 1471 00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,669 Is that okay? 1472 00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:13,291 - [Howard snarling] - [Minions whimpering] 1473 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,569 Guys, guys. 1474 00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:17,537 We are not going to destroy the world 1475 00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,574 nor eat anyone in this room. 1476 00:57:19,712 --> 00:57:21,161 Are we clear? 1477 00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,577 - Huh? - Not really. 1478 00:57:22,715 --> 00:57:25,269 Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing. 1479 00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:27,789 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 1480 00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:30,170 No, all that stuff is over. 1481 00:57:30,308 --> 00:57:31,931 We are no longer evil. 1482 00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,727 We work in the motion picture industry. 1483 00:57:34,865 --> 00:57:36,176 - See? - [camera rattling] 1484 00:57:36,314 --> 00:57:37,833 No worldwide destruction. 1485 00:57:37,971 --> 00:57:40,318 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 1486 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,771 We’re just gonna help James here make his dreams come true. 1487 00:57:44,909 --> 00:57:45,841 [dings] 1488 00:57:45,979 --> 00:57:47,705 Huh? 1489 00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:49,293 [dings] 1490 00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:50,812 Oh! 1491 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:53,124 Okay. [laughs maniacally] 1492 00:57:53,262 --> 00:57:54,747 Wink, wink. [laughs] 1493 00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:56,921 Got it. All right, we’re in. 1494 00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:57,750 [laughing] 1495 00:57:57,888 --> 00:57:59,786 They’re in! 1496 00:57:59,924 --> 00:58:01,650 Come on, let’s go to Hollywood! 1497 00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:03,583 Sí. Woot, woot! [laughing] 1498 00:58:03,721 --> 00:58:05,827 Huh? Oh, no, no, no! 1499 00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:07,242 - [speaking Minionese] - James, James. 1500 00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:09,589 [speaks Minionese] loco. Le monstra bada. 1501 00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:11,833 Henry [speaks Minionese] Stoppa, okay? 1502 00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:14,042 - [speaks Minionese] - [speaks Minionese] Stoppa. 1503 00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,872 C’est me movie, okay? Me movie! 1504 00:58:18,046 --> 00:58:21,290 HOWARD: Howard having super weird day. 1505 00:58:21,428 --> 00:58:23,810 Uh [sighs] 1506 00:58:24,949 --> 00:58:27,227 [laughing gleefully]: Faster! 1507 00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,160 Faster! 1508 00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:31,300 - [laughing] - Ah. Gooda, gooda. 1509 00:58:31,438 --> 00:58:32,819 Hey, Henry! [laughs] 1510 00:58:32,957 --> 00:58:34,683 [James speaks Minionese] 1511 00:58:34,821 --> 00:58:36,582 [Henry grunting] 1512 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,204 [Henry whimpering] 1513 00:58:38,342 --> 00:58:41,207 [speaking Minionese, crying] 1514 00:58:41,345 --> 00:58:43,554 [crying continues] 1515 00:58:45,452 --> 00:58:47,593 ♪ ♪ 1516 00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:51,631 [Dort clears throat] 1517 00:58:53,944 --> 00:58:55,635 [Minions laugh sheepishly] 1518 00:58:56,429 --> 00:58:58,535 [grunting, cries out] 1519 00:58:59,777 --> 00:59:01,572 [screams] 1520 00:59:03,678 --> 00:59:06,473 - [speaks Minionese] - [Dort sighs] 1521 00:59:06,612 --> 00:59:07,682 [gentle violin music playing] 1522 00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:09,649 [glasses clink] 1523 00:59:09,787 --> 00:59:11,996 [munching loudly] 1524 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,344 Mm! [mumbles] 1525 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,037 Ah! 1526 00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,142 ♪ ♪ 1527 00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,975 [snickering] 1528 00:59:25,113 --> 00:59:26,459 [spits] 1529 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:28,668 Mm-hmm. 1530 00:59:28,806 --> 00:59:30,532 [Minions yelling] 1531 00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,707 [shouting] 1532 00:59:35,295 --> 00:59:37,332 [speaking Minionese, grunting mockingly] 1533 00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,714 [laughing] 1534 00:59:44,684 --> 00:59:46,617 - [wind whistles softly] - [shivers] 1535 00:59:46,755 --> 00:59:48,964 ♪ ♪ 1536 00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:01,805 ♪ ♪ 1537 01:00:03,047 --> 01:00:04,393 [crickets chirping] 1538 01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,465 GOOMI: Ooh, is this where you make movies? 1539 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,985 Sí. [speaks Minionese] 1540 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:12,367 GOOMI: Fantastic. 1541 01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:14,265 You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens. 1542 01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,991 - [laughing] - JAMES: Come here! 1543 01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:16,992 Come here! 1544 01:00:17,130 --> 01:00:19,236 [speaking Minionese, grunting] 1545 01:00:20,202 --> 01:00:21,479 [Goomi laughing] 1546 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,585 [grunts] 1547 01:00:23,723 --> 01:00:25,138 [Goomi laughing] 1548 01:00:25,276 --> 01:00:28,659 Holy! Wow, would you look at this! 1549 01:00:28,797 --> 01:00:30,005 [laughing] 1550 01:00:30,143 --> 01:00:31,904 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1551 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,008 Uh, uh. 1552 01:00:33,146 --> 01:00:35,321 [muttering quietly in Minionese] 1553 01:00:37,737 --> 01:00:39,325 - Uh - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look. 1554 01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:40,706 - This is great. - Huh? 1555 01:00:40,844 --> 01:00:41,914 Sí. 1556 01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:44,502 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1557 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,746 [growls] El a destructo la terra! 1558 01:00:46,884 --> 01:00:48,437 [laughing giddily] C’est besta storya. 1559 01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:51,613 Oh, James, you’ve painted such a wonderful picture 1560 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:53,477 with your beautiful gibberish. 1561 01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,376 [sighs] Your movie is gonna be fantastic. 1562 01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:57,619 Isn’t it, guys? 1563 01:00:57,757 --> 01:01:00,622 [groans] Who cares about the movie? 1564 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,730 I just want to eat people and chase people and-and 1565 01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:06,593 Smoosh people with feet! 1566 01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:08,561 Exactly. Smoosh. 1567 01:01:08,699 --> 01:01:09,769 Howard gets it. 1568 01:01:09,907 --> 01:01:11,668 - Huh? - [stammers] 1569 01:01:11,806 --> 01:01:13,911 [laughs nervously] 1570 01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:15,395 Okay, just a little moment, please. 1571 01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:16,638 [laughs nervously] 1572 01:01:16,776 --> 01:01:18,571 Uh, you and you, a word? [chuckles] 1573 01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,504 We’ll be right back. 1574 01:01:20,642 --> 01:01:22,851 Oh. Okay. 1575 01:01:22,989 --> 01:01:24,991 [laughing] 1576 01:01:25,129 --> 01:01:26,752 [grunts] 1577 01:01:26,890 --> 01:01:28,961 Uh. Eh. 1578 01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:31,860 [humming “Hooray for Hollywood”] 1579 01:01:31,998 --> 01:01:34,863 [continues humming] 1580 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,901 Goomi, what are we doing here? 1581 01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,730 Back in the good old days, you were all about 1582 01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,076 going from planet to planet, 1583 01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:43,458 obliterating everything in sight. 1584 01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,805 Now you want to make movies? 1585 01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,082 You’ve changed, man. 1586 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:49,015 - Howard agree! - Guys, guys, guys. 1587 01:01:49,153 --> 01:01:50,534 Where’s the trust? 1588 01:01:50,672 --> 01:01:53,019 Of course we’re gonna destroy everything. 1589 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,780 When those cameras start rolling, 1590 01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:57,644 we’re going to conjure Irene. 1591 01:01:57,783 --> 01:01:59,474 - Irene?! - Irene?! Really? 1592 01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:02,960 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 1593 01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,548 We’re gonna have our revenge, 1594 01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,827 but we’re gonna destroy everything on the planet. 1595 01:02:07,965 --> 01:02:10,209 - Destroy! [laughing maniacally] - [door opens] 1596 01:02:10,347 --> 01:02:13,350 - Howard, stop! - Huh? 1597 01:02:14,765 --> 01:02:17,147 Uh destroy? 1598 01:02:17,285 --> 01:02:19,839 [laughs]: Oh, hey, Henry, buddy. 1599 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,015 James! 1600 01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:25,707 - [yelps, whimpers] - Get him! 1601 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:28,261 [panicked whimpering, panting] 1602 01:02:28,399 --> 01:02:29,884 [shrieks] 1603 01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:31,851 - [roaring] - [gasping] 1604 01:02:31,989 --> 01:02:34,095 - [growling] - Uh 1605 01:02:34,233 --> 01:02:35,648 - [gasps] Ooh! - [Henry laughs] 1606 01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:38,133 [“The Lone Ranger” playing at fast speed] 1607 01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:42,137 - [sped-up audio] - [Howard yelling] 1608 01:02:44,622 --> 01:02:46,624 - [metallic clang] -Ow! - [high-pitched laughter] 1609 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,350 [roaring] 1610 01:02:48,488 --> 01:02:49,869 [Howard growling] 1611 01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,906 - [Phillips grunting] - HENRY: Hmm. 1612 01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:53,528 PHILLIPS: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1613 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,599 - [grunting, yelping] - [Henry giggling] 1614 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:57,118 - Hey! - [blows raspberries] 1615 01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:58,705 - [laughing] - [growling] 1616 01:02:58,844 --> 01:03:00,949 Eh, en garde! [speaking Minionese] 1617 01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,367 HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [screams] 1618 01:03:05,505 --> 01:03:07,266 [Henry laughing] 1619 01:03:08,543 --> 01:03:09,820 Aha! 1620 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,235 [screaming] 1621 01:03:11,373 --> 01:03:12,892 - [blowing] - [laughing] 1622 01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:14,204 [exclaims] 1623 01:03:14,342 --> 01:03:15,550 - [song ends] - [normal audio resumes] 1624 01:03:15,688 --> 01:03:17,241 - [muffled grunting] - [deep laughter] 1625 01:03:17,379 --> 01:03:18,311 James! 1626 01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:20,831 Huh? Henry? 1627 01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:22,074 - [muffled shouting] - JAMES: Henry?! 1628 01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,938 Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick. 1629 01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,009 Henry? [gasps] 1630 01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:28,943 Oh, hi, James. Mm, no. 1631 01:03:29,081 --> 01:03:30,220 - There’s no Henry here. - [muffled shouting] 1632 01:03:30,358 --> 01:03:32,878 Uh, just us monsters, you know, 1633 01:03:33,016 --> 01:03:34,638 talking about, uh 1634 01:03:34,776 --> 01:03:39,885 uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie. 1635 01:03:41,472 --> 01:03:42,473 [sighs wistfully] 1636 01:03:42,611 --> 01:03:44,372 This is Irene. 1637 01:03:44,510 --> 01:03:45,718 JAMES: Oh. 1638 01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:50,516 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 1639 01:03:50,654 --> 01:03:52,414 The coolest monster ever, 1640 01:03:52,552 --> 01:03:55,832 unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. 1641 01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,281 Oh, I promise you, James, 1642 01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,697 you’ve never seen a monster like her. 1643 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,493 Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos! 1644 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:04,841 ♪ ♪ 1645 01:04:16,093 --> 01:04:19,165 [panting, sighing] 1646 01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,859 ♪ ♪ 1647 01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:28,934 Hey, Ed, maka le movie. 1648 01:04:29,072 --> 01:04:30,797 GOOMI [laughs]: Okay. 1649 01:04:30,936 --> 01:04:32,523 The big day has arrived. 1650 01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:34,111 And I have good news. 1651 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,182 Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat 1652 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,012 - Henry? - Yeah, yeah, Henry. 1653 01:04:38,150 --> 01:04:40,428 And he said he’s sorry for being such a doink, 1654 01:04:40,566 --> 01:04:43,396 and also that the scene we’re about to do, you know, 1655 01:04:43,534 --> 01:04:46,158 when Irene arrives, he thinks it’s missing something. 1656 01:04:46,296 --> 01:04:49,057 - Huh? [speaks Minionese] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 1657 01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,335 But Henry had a solution. 1658 01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:53,682 What if, when the monster first comes out, 1659 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:55,305 she eats a victim 1660 01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:57,824 to let the audience know that she means business. 1661 01:04:57,963 --> 01:05:00,931 And better yet, Henry has volunteered 1662 01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:05,004 to play the part of the first sacrifice! 1663 01:05:05,142 --> 01:05:07,179 [muffled pleading] 1664 01:05:07,317 --> 01:05:09,146 [gasps, laughs] Henry! Bank you! 1665 01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,976 [muffled]: Mm-mm, mm-mm! 1666 01:05:11,114 --> 01:05:12,874 GOOMI: Oh, man, he seems excited, huh? 1667 01:05:13,012 --> 01:05:15,256 - He’s really getting into the part. - Aw. 1668 01:05:15,394 --> 01:05:17,534 [sighs] Well, James. 1669 01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,191 Jim. Jimmy. 1670 01:05:19,329 --> 01:05:20,744 - Jimothy. - [yelps] 1671 01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:24,437 Are you ready to start making your first movie? 1672 01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:25,991 Sí, sí. [laughing] 1673 01:05:26,129 --> 01:05:28,925 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 1674 01:05:29,063 --> 01:05:30,271 Th-This is your project. 1675 01:05:30,409 --> 01:05:31,582 I don’t want to step on any toes. 1676 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:34,171 No problemo. Lumiosa! 1677 01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:36,139 Sonos! 1678 01:05:36,277 --> 01:05:37,588 [microphone feedback] 1679 01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:39,038 Y smoka! 1680 01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,247 Minions y Monstras. 1681 01:05:41,385 --> 01:05:42,593 Uno! 1682 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,941 ♪ ♪ 1683 01:05:46,287 --> 01:05:47,840 [Goomi laughing maniacally] 1684 01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:50,947 The end is finally here. 1685 01:05:51,085 --> 01:05:54,019 Earth is living its last moments. 1686 01:05:54,157 --> 01:05:56,538 The monsters are back 1687 01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:58,816 - with a vengeance! - [thunder cracking] 1688 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:04,961 The time for Irene has come again! 1689 01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:06,548 Rahlia! 1690 01:06:06,686 --> 01:06:09,206 - Yogsogoth! - [soft whooshing] 1691 01:06:10,104 --> 01:06:11,898 - Flitahgen! - [crackling] 1692 01:06:12,037 --> 01:06:14,591 - Carbonica! - [whooshing] 1693 01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:18,146 Alea Iacta Est! 1694 01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:22,633 Mercurio Sulubidis! 1695 01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:28,674 Cardamen Macchiato! 1696 01:06:34,128 --> 01:06:36,337 ♪ ♪ 1697 01:06:39,926 --> 01:06:41,411 [exclaims] 1698 01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:45,725 Welcome, the all-consuming, 1699 01:06:45,863 --> 01:06:48,694 all-powerful Irene! 1700 01:06:48,832 --> 01:06:50,351 [low growl] 1701 01:06:50,489 --> 01:06:52,180 [thuds] 1702 01:06:52,318 --> 01:06:54,976 [low burbling] 1703 01:06:55,114 --> 01:06:56,564 PHILLIPS: Irene! 1704 01:06:56,702 --> 01:06:58,117 [gasps, exhales] 1705 01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:00,809 Wow, you’re so beautiful! 1706 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:03,950 So big, so orange, so 1707 01:07:04,089 --> 01:07:07,437 G-G-Gooey! 1708 01:07:07,575 --> 01:07:09,749 Now feed, Irene! 1709 01:07:09,887 --> 01:07:12,821 Feast on our modest offering 1710 01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:15,548 and go forth into the world! 1711 01:07:15,686 --> 01:07:17,033 ♪ ♪ 1712 01:07:17,171 --> 01:07:18,241 [muffled shouting] 1713 01:07:18,379 --> 01:07:20,864 [low growl] 1714 01:07:21,002 --> 01:07:23,384 [muffled shouting continues] 1715 01:07:23,522 --> 01:07:25,627 C’est gooda! Gooda, Henry! 1716 01:07:25,765 --> 01:07:27,491 [strained grunting] 1717 01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:30,598 [yelling, grunting] 1718 01:07:30,736 --> 01:07:33,118 - [grunts] - [Irene bellowing] 1719 01:07:34,567 --> 01:07:35,844 - [crashing] - [whimpering] 1720 01:07:35,982 --> 01:07:37,674 [exclaims] 1721 01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,986 [panting, whimpering] 1722 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:41,540 [screams] 1723 01:07:45,992 --> 01:07:47,649 [grunting] 1724 01:07:47,787 --> 01:07:48,823 [panting] 1725 01:07:48,961 --> 01:07:50,652 James! Helpa me! 1726 01:07:50,790 --> 01:07:52,240 Huh? Helpa? 1727 01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:53,931 But por qué helpa? 1728 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,450 - [Irene bellowing] - [screams] 1729 01:07:58,488 --> 01:08:00,524 [grunting] James! 1730 01:08:00,662 --> 01:08:01,905 Uh, no, no! 1731 01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,217 Stoppa! 1732 01:08:03,355 --> 01:08:04,942 Irene, stoppa! 1733 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,186 Bitte, bitte, stoppa! 1734 01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,809 GOOMI: Stop? I’m not gonna stop. 1735 01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:12,329 I’ve been waiting for this moment for eons. 1736 01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:16,161 Irene is going to devour everything and everyone. 1737 01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:18,024 No! 1738 01:08:18,163 --> 01:08:19,647 - [low roaring] - [whimpering] 1739 01:08:19,785 --> 01:08:21,580 [panting] 1740 01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:24,100 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1741 01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:29,484 Henry! Oh, oh, no! 1742 01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:34,179 [gasping] 1743 01:08:34,317 --> 01:08:36,905 [screaming, yelling] 1744 01:08:43,567 --> 01:08:45,742 [panicked screaming] 1745 01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:49,263 - [panicked screaming continues] - [horns honking] 1746 01:08:49,401 --> 01:08:51,230 [panting, whimpering] 1747 01:08:53,336 --> 01:08:54,613 [whistles] 1748 01:08:55,786 --> 01:08:57,685 [panicked screaming, shouting] 1749 01:08:57,823 --> 01:08:59,342 Henry! Uh 1750 01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:01,999 [yells, whimpers] 1751 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,242 [growls] 1752 01:09:03,380 --> 01:09:04,623 [grunting rhythmically] 1753 01:09:04,761 --> 01:09:05,796 [dog barks] 1754 01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:07,108 [woman screams] 1755 01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:08,937 [Debbie sighs contentedly] 1756 01:09:09,075 --> 01:09:10,560 That was super fun. 1757 01:09:10,698 --> 01:09:13,356 What a perfect day this has been. 1758 01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:14,840 Thank you so much. 1759 01:09:14,978 --> 01:09:16,911 Oh. Oh, no. 1760 01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,293 No, no. No. Thank you. 1761 01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,364 I really like you, Dort. You’re 1762 01:09:21,502 --> 01:09:24,056 you’re not like the other men that I know. 1763 01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:27,887 Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings 1764 01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,131 to avoid appearing vulnerable? 1765 01:09:30,269 --> 01:09:32,858 Well, yes, but more like, with you 1766 01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,655 well, I-I feel respected and listened to. 1767 01:09:36,793 --> 01:09:39,209 Aw, Debbie. 1768 01:09:39,347 --> 01:09:41,177 Dort. 1769 01:09:42,108 --> 01:09:44,318 ♪ ♪ 1770 01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:47,113 [whooshing] 1771 01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:48,770 - [crashing] - [gasps] 1772 01:09:48,908 --> 01:09:50,945 [panicked screaming] 1773 01:09:53,741 --> 01:09:54,569 [gasps] 1774 01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:56,295 [speaks Minionese, gasps] 1775 01:09:56,433 --> 01:09:58,780 [Henry screaming] 1776 01:09:58,918 --> 01:10:01,300 [yelps, whimpering] 1777 01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:03,026 [stammers] C’est la Henry! 1778 01:10:03,164 --> 01:10:05,028 Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju! 1779 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,167 Help buddy, buddy. 1780 01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:08,134 - DORT: Huh? - Oh, my heavens! 1781 01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:09,619 Look at that thing! 1782 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,104 Well, he’s no match for my robot boyfriend. 1783 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,762 Go! Get him, baby! 1784 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:16,384 Um, yes, yes. 1785 01:10:16,522 --> 01:10:19,353 But that thing i-is huge! 1786 01:10:19,491 --> 01:10:22,114 Uh, I, um [clears throat] 1787 01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:23,426 Okay. 1788 01:10:23,564 --> 01:10:25,359 [Dort whimpering] 1789 01:10:25,497 --> 01:10:27,257 - Dort? - Dort? 1790 01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:29,328 [Dort grunting] 1791 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:33,125 - [metallic thud] - [cat yowls] -Dort! 1792 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,402 - Uh, uh - Hmm? 1793 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,162 Buddies. [speaks Minionese] Dort. 1794 01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:37,474 Y tú. Helpa Henry! 1795 01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:38,993 Huh? Helpa Henry? 1796 01:10:39,131 --> 01:10:41,271 Sí, helpa Henry! 1797 01:10:41,409 --> 01:10:42,686 [growls] Buddies! 1798 01:10:42,824 --> 01:10:45,586 - Helpa Henry! - [shouting in Minionese] 1799 01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:48,589 [panicked screaming] 1800 01:10:51,937 --> 01:10:53,973 [woman grunting] 1801 01:10:54,111 --> 01:10:55,423 [yells] 1802 01:10:55,561 --> 01:10:57,080 [laughing maniacally] 1803 01:10:57,218 --> 01:10:59,496 - [woman grunting] - [continues laughing] 1804 01:11:00,394 --> 01:11:01,947 [distorted Klaxon horn honking] 1805 01:11:04,018 --> 01:11:06,745 - [panicked screaming] - [Henry yelling] 1806 01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:08,367 [tires screech] 1807 01:11:09,195 --> 01:11:12,406 On my command, prepare to fire! 1808 01:11:12,544 --> 01:11:14,753 [growling] 1809 01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:15,823 And, uh 1810 01:11:15,961 --> 01:11:20,137 - [deep bellowing] - [screaming] 1811 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,623 Fall back! Fall back! 1812 01:11:24,866 --> 01:11:26,730 [panting] Huh? 1813 01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:27,973 [growls] 1814 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:32,495 [laughing, hooting] 1815 01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:36,706 - [laughing] Uh. - Ooh. Uh. 1816 01:11:36,844 --> 01:11:39,778 - Uh, uh, uh, uh - [metallic clanging] 1817 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,642 Hmph. [growls] 1818 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,368 Meow. 1819 01:11:43,506 --> 01:11:44,748 [grunting] 1820 01:11:44,886 --> 01:11:46,854 [smacks lips, laughs maniacally] 1821 01:11:46,992 --> 01:11:49,235 [speaking Minionese] 1822 01:11:49,374 --> 01:11:51,341 [cheering, yelling] 1823 01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,101 DEBBIE: Wait, wait, wait! Slow down! 1824 01:11:53,239 --> 01:11:55,103 - [Minions panting] - Dort! 1825 01:11:56,139 --> 01:11:58,072 DEBBIE: Where are we going? [yells] 1826 01:11:58,210 --> 01:11:59,694 [panting] 1827 01:11:59,832 --> 01:12:01,972 - [door slams shut] - Dort! 1828 01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:03,284 Opena! 1829 01:12:03,422 --> 01:12:05,390 [Dick grunting] 1830 01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:07,323 Huh? 1831 01:12:07,461 --> 01:12:09,842 - [high-pitched whirring] - [exclaims] 1832 01:12:11,016 --> 01:12:13,501 [shouting in Minionese] 1833 01:12:14,399 --> 01:12:15,745 - [speaks Minionese] - [yelps] 1834 01:12:15,883 --> 01:12:18,403 - [panting, speaks Minionese] - [screams] 1835 01:12:19,231 --> 01:12:20,612 [grunts] Phew. 1836 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,130 - Hey, what are you doing? - [grunting] Ouch! Ouch! 1837 01:12:22,268 --> 01:12:24,063 - Get out of here, you weirdo. - Ouch! [screams] 1838 01:12:24,201 --> 01:12:27,032 [panicked panting] 1839 01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:28,240 [muffled grunts] 1840 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,862 [screaming] 1841 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,450 [yelling] 1842 01:12:31,588 --> 01:12:33,901 [muffled yelling] 1843 01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,558 [laughs] Henry. 1844 01:12:35,696 --> 01:12:37,249 So I guess this is the end. 1845 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,493 Irene, finish him! 1846 01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,322 HENRY: Huh? [stammering] 1847 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,910 [gasping] 1848 01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,947 Oh! 1849 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:49,917 - [tires screeching] - No, no, no, no, no! 1850 01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:55,578 [screaming] 1851 01:12:55,716 --> 01:12:57,096 [muffled grunt] 1852 01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:58,408 Henry! 1853 01:12:58,546 --> 01:13:00,755 - [growls] - [tires screeching] 1854 01:13:02,343 --> 01:13:05,484 [shouting in Minionese] 1855 01:13:05,622 --> 01:13:07,866 [burbling] 1856 01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,455 - [engine puttering] - Huh? 1857 01:13:18,048 --> 01:13:19,153 [grunts] 1858 01:13:24,572 --> 01:13:26,332 - [electrical crackling] - Ah, no! 1859 01:13:26,471 --> 01:13:28,231 [speaking Minionese] 1860 01:13:28,369 --> 01:13:30,578 [muffled grunting] 1861 01:13:31,510 --> 01:13:33,719 [muffled grunting continues] 1862 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,794 Ah [speaking Minionese] 1863 01:13:41,037 --> 01:13:43,419 - [speaking Minionese angrily] - [switch clicking] 1864 01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,008 Ah [sighs] 1865 01:13:47,146 --> 01:13:48,044 [screams] 1866 01:13:48,182 --> 01:13:51,185 [both screaming] 1867 01:13:52,186 --> 01:13:53,498 Huh? Henry! 1868 01:13:53,636 --> 01:13:54,913 - [laughing] - James! 1869 01:13:55,051 --> 01:13:56,432 - BOTH: Toot, toot! - [Klaxon horn honking] 1870 01:13:56,570 --> 01:13:58,330 - [both laughing] - [engine puttering] 1871 01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:00,608 - GREG: Minions! - Huh? 1872 01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:02,576 - GOOMI: What? - [shouting in Minionese] 1873 01:14:02,714 --> 01:14:04,647 [continues shouting in Minionese] 1874 01:14:04,785 --> 01:14:07,166 Mm, piñata! 1875 01:14:07,304 --> 01:14:09,065 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 1876 01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:11,136 Huh? 1877 01:14:12,275 --> 01:14:13,379 [grunts weakly] 1878 01:14:13,518 --> 01:14:15,209 [shouting in Minionese] 1879 01:14:15,347 --> 01:14:17,556 [grunting] 1880 01:14:18,764 --> 01:14:20,766 [shouting in Minionese] 1881 01:14:20,904 --> 01:14:22,285 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 1882 01:14:22,423 --> 01:14:23,389 Click! Click! Click? 1883 01:14:23,528 --> 01:14:24,943 [growls, shouts in Minionese] 1884 01:14:25,081 --> 01:14:26,254 Yah! Yah! 1885 01:14:26,392 --> 01:14:28,015 [shouts in Minionese] 1886 01:14:28,153 --> 01:14:29,361 [hammer squeaks] 1887 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,708 [shouting in Minionese] 1888 01:14:34,746 --> 01:14:36,333 - [buzzing] - [laughing] 1889 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,921 [snapping] 1890 01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:39,129 Ow! 1891 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:40,855 [groaning] 1892 01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:44,963 [speaks Minionese] Bazooka! 1893 01:14:47,137 --> 01:14:48,553 [grunts] 1894 01:14:50,071 --> 01:14:51,245 [grunts] 1895 01:14:51,383 --> 01:14:53,558 [muffled explosions] 1896 01:14:58,217 --> 01:15:00,806 [low bellowing] 1897 01:15:00,944 --> 01:15:03,499 [Minions cheering] 1898 01:15:03,637 --> 01:15:05,052 [gasps] James! 1899 01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,364 Looka, looka! [speaks Minionese] 1900 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,366 Go, go, go! 1901 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,230 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 1902 01:15:11,368 --> 01:15:12,438 [laughing] 1903 01:15:12,577 --> 01:15:15,027 [cheering, laughing] 1904 01:15:15,165 --> 01:15:17,167 [burbling] 1905 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,238 [Minions gasping] 1906 01:15:19,376 --> 01:15:21,517 [stammering, whimpering] 1907 01:15:26,418 --> 01:15:28,282 HENRY: Oh! 1908 01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:30,595 [shouting in Minionese] 1909 01:15:32,666 --> 01:15:33,908 [Minions yelling] 1910 01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:36,221 [James and Henry grunting] 1911 01:15:37,049 --> 01:15:39,086 [Goomi laughing maniacally] 1912 01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:41,778 Good game, fellas, but it’s over. 1913 01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,540 Irene, take ’em all down! 1914 01:15:44,678 --> 01:15:46,472 [Goomi laughing] 1915 01:15:46,611 --> 01:15:48,716 [panicked shouting] 1916 01:15:48,854 --> 01:15:50,718 [whimpering] 1917 01:15:50,856 --> 01:15:53,031 [bellowing] 1918 01:15:53,169 --> 01:15:54,550 Uh, James. 1919 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:56,655 [whimpering, yelps] 1920 01:15:59,209 --> 01:16:00,348 [bellowing] 1921 01:16:00,486 --> 01:16:02,143 [electrical crackling, electronic whooping] 1922 01:16:02,281 --> 01:16:04,042 MINIONS: Huh? 1923 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:06,700 Ah, ah, what’s happening? Who dares? 1924 01:16:06,838 --> 01:16:09,047 [electronic whooping] 1925 01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:12,844 I am Dort! 1926 01:16:12,982 --> 01:16:15,018 [Minions cheering] 1927 01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:15,950 Bravo! 1928 01:16:16,088 --> 01:16:19,229 Call off your attack, or else. 1929 01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,715 Oh, yeah? Or else, what? 1930 01:16:21,853 --> 01:16:23,579 We’ve got Irene! 1931 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,063 Agreed. 1932 01:16:25,201 --> 01:16:28,066 But I’ve got 1933 01:16:28,204 --> 01:16:30,758 Minions! 1934 01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:32,277 [Dick laughing] 1935 01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,830 Piñata! 1936 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:35,867 [Minions shouting] 1937 01:16:38,559 --> 01:16:41,044 [screaming] 1938 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,910 [panting, screaming] 1939 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,675 [deep bellowing] 1940 01:16:50,813 --> 01:16:53,022 [screaming, grunting] 1941 01:16:56,404 --> 01:16:58,027 [yelling] 1942 01:16:59,684 --> 01:17:01,271 [Dick laughing] 1943 01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:02,997 [grunting] 1944 01:17:03,135 --> 01:17:04,240 [gagging] 1945 01:17:04,378 --> 01:17:06,138 [speaking Minionese] 1946 01:17:06,276 --> 01:17:07,588 Uh, no. 1947 01:17:07,726 --> 01:17:08,727 - [grunting, gasps] - [chicken squawks] 1948 01:17:08,865 --> 01:17:11,143 [speaking Minionese angrily] 1949 01:17:11,281 --> 01:17:12,558 - [screams] - [spring boings] 1950 01:17:12,697 --> 01:17:14,388 [muffled shouting] 1951 01:17:14,526 --> 01:17:17,046 [panting, sighing] 1952 01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:17,909 Ah 1953 01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,186 BOTH: Kanpai! 1954 01:17:19,324 --> 01:17:20,670 [grunting] 1955 01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:24,847 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 1956 01:17:25,779 --> 01:17:27,988 [deep bellowing] 1957 01:17:31,923 --> 01:17:34,891 [weapons whirring] 1958 01:17:38,274 --> 01:17:40,897 ♪ ♪ 1959 01:17:46,558 --> 01:17:48,560 [Howard and Phillips crying] 1960 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:51,080 GOOMI [sobbing]: Irene! 1961 01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,289 JAMES: Hey, Goomi! 1962 01:17:53,427 --> 01:17:54,462 Huh? 1963 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,913 [sighs, speaks Minionese] 1964 01:17:58,501 --> 01:17:59,951 - Huh? - GOOMI: Oh, no. 1965 01:18:00,089 --> 01:18:01,711 - No, no. No, no, no, no. - [Phillips and Howard gasping] 1966 01:18:01,849 --> 01:18:02,781 No, no, no, no! 1967 01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:05,163 Undo la spella. 1968 01:18:05,301 --> 01:18:07,648 - Command-Zed! - [screams] 1969 01:18:07,786 --> 01:18:09,029 Run for it, boys! 1970 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,238 JAMES: Undo! 1971 01:18:11,376 --> 01:18:13,689 [panting, screaming] 1972 01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:15,760 [panicked shouting] 1973 01:18:15,898 --> 01:18:18,728 JAMES: Command-Zed! 1974 01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:22,180 Don’t you dare lock me in there again, or I’m gonna 1975 01:18:24,009 --> 01:18:26,322 [Minions laughing and cheering] 1976 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,222 [laughs] Dick! 1977 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,396 Tú le besta. 1978 01:18:31,534 --> 01:18:33,053 No, Greg. Tú le besta. 1979 01:18:33,191 --> 01:18:35,365 - DICK: Ah. Oh! - [laughing] 1980 01:18:36,332 --> 01:18:37,471 [laughing] 1981 01:18:37,609 --> 01:18:38,575 Oh. 1982 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,474 [crying] 1983 01:18:40,612 --> 01:18:42,925 DEBBIE: Dort! Dort! 1984 01:18:44,340 --> 01:18:46,066 Oh, Debbie! 1985 01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:48,482 OLIVIA: Yes, indeed. 1986 01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:51,865 The day and Earth itself was saved. 1987 01:18:52,003 --> 01:18:53,590 All was right in the world. 1988 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:54,695 [Minions gasp] 1989 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,283 And get this. 1990 01:18:56,421 --> 01:18:58,872 - Ed had never stopped filming. - [camera rattling] 1991 01:18:59,010 --> 01:19:00,874 [Henry and James cheering] 1992 01:19:01,012 --> 01:19:02,876 [laughing] 1993 01:19:03,014 --> 01:19:04,429 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1994 01:19:04,567 --> 01:19:06,258 [laughing] 1995 01:19:07,052 --> 01:19:10,090 OLIVIA: And so, after months of hard work, 1996 01:19:10,228 --> 01:19:12,817 and with the help of all of his buddies, 1997 01:19:12,955 --> 01:19:15,647 James had made his dream come true. 1998 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,719 He had done it. 1999 01:19:18,857 --> 01:19:21,860 He had finally made his movie. 2000 01:19:25,346 --> 01:19:27,901 [Minions laughing over speakers] 2001 01:19:28,729 --> 01:19:30,317 And let me tell you, 2002 01:19:30,455 --> 01:19:34,183 watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 2003 01:19:34,321 --> 01:19:38,083 there was truly nothing better. 2004 01:19:38,221 --> 01:19:40,430 - [cheering and applause] - [chanting]: James! James! 2005 01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:41,742 James! James! 2006 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,435 James! James! James! James! James! 2007 01:19:45,573 --> 01:19:47,955 [cheering and applause continue] 2008 01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:51,269 Bank you. Bank you a tutti. 2009 01:19:51,407 --> 01:19:52,822 Bank you. 2010 01:19:53,685 --> 01:19:55,204 Bank you. 2011 01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,964 Bravo! 2012 01:19:57,102 --> 01:19:59,415 I’m so proud of you, James! 2013 01:19:59,553 --> 01:20:00,657 Oh, xiè xie. 2014 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,107 DORT: Fantastic work, Minions. 2015 01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:04,592 That was incredible. 2016 01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,698 Fun for the whole family. 2017 01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:08,734 [speaks Minionese] 2018 01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:13,809 OLIVIA: And the evening just kept getting better and better. 2019 01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:16,259 Uh 2020 01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:20,505 [gasps] Uh. 2021 01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921 [laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo! 2022 01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:24,820 - [laughing] - Bank you, Henry. 2023 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,407 [both laughing] 2024 01:20:27,374 --> 01:20:28,962 ♪ ♪ 2025 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:30,618 [cheering wildly] 2026 01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:33,380 OLIVIA: Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment 2027 01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,279 that none of them would ever forget. 2028 01:20:36,417 --> 01:20:37,142 [Dick sobbing] 2029 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,213 They had done it. 2030 01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:43,286 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 2031 01:20:43,424 --> 01:20:45,668 And even though it took a long time 2032 01:20:45,806 --> 01:20:49,845 and it wasn’t always easy, they came out on top. 2033 01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,570 As a group. 2034 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:53,296 As a tribe. 2035 01:20:53,434 --> 01:20:55,126 As friends. 2036 01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:57,438 ATTENDEES: Aw! 2037 01:20:58,336 --> 01:20:59,509 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 2038 01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,753 The movie is finito! Bank you, toda! 2039 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,651 Bank you! 2040 01:21:03,789 --> 01:21:05,964 - [cheering, happy chattering] - [“Hooray for Hollywood” plays] 2041 01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,310 Hey, hey. 2042 01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:09,450 - Bank you! - DORT: Way to go, Minions. 2043 01:21:09,588 --> 01:21:11,901 - Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! - [thudding footsteps] 2044 01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,178 [yelps] 2045 01:21:13,316 --> 01:21:15,974 - HENRY: Hey! - [Cyclops laughing] 2046 01:21:16,112 --> 01:21:17,803 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 2047 01:21:17,942 --> 01:21:19,598 [children laughing] 2048 01:21:19,736 --> 01:21:21,877 [Minions shouting happily] 2049 01:21:22,015 --> 01:21:23,292 [speaking Minionese] 2050 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,741 - Thank you. - [cork pops] 2051 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,157 - [Henry and James laughing] - Whoo! 2052 01:21:26,295 --> 01:21:27,917 [James speaks Minionese] 2053 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,885 - Hey. [chuckles] - Come here, come here. 2054 01:21:30,023 --> 01:21:32,197 [speaks Minionese, laughs] 2055 01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:34,372 [Henry speaking Minionese] 2056 01:21:34,510 --> 01:21:35,752 Bank you, Floyd! 2057 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,547 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 2058 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:38,686 - Aw. - [laughing] 2059 01:21:38,824 --> 01:21:40,171 [Minionese baby talk] 2060 01:21:40,309 --> 01:21:42,898 - Eh, James, tapioca? - [laughing] 2061 01:21:43,036 --> 01:21:45,762 - Tapioca. - Credits! 2062 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,110 ♪ ♪ 2063 01:22:05,610 --> 01:22:06,922 STUART: Ooh. 2064 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:09,269 - [laughing] - Eh. 2065 01:22:09,407 --> 01:22:11,685 - [dog sniffing] - STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss. 2066 01:22:11,823 --> 01:22:12,893 [chuckles] 2067 01:22:13,031 --> 01:22:15,171 [speaking foreign language] 2068 01:22:16,138 --> 01:22:18,071 - [barks, snarls] - [screaming] 2069 01:22:18,209 --> 01:22:21,039 - [snarling] - [Stuart and Kevin laughing] 2070 01:22:21,177 --> 01:22:22,558 - [snarling continues] - [yelping] 2071 01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:25,078 - [Gru and Minions screaming] - [snarling] 2072 01:22:25,216 --> 01:22:27,459 ♪ ♪ 2073 01:22:35,502 --> 01:22:38,919 [speaking foreign language] 2074 01:22:39,057 --> 01:22:40,956 [gasping] 2075 01:22:42,026 --> 01:22:43,717 [echoing]: Whoa! 2076 01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:45,167 Bello? 2077 01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100 Stuart, helpa con la booka. 2078 01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,654 Uh [speaking foreign language] 2079 01:22:50,379 --> 01:22:51,794 [Dr. Nefario yelling] 2080 01:22:51,932 --> 01:22:54,107 [speaking foreign language] 2081 01:22:55,556 --> 01:22:57,524 Ah, uh, uh [speaking Minionese] 2082 01:22:57,662 --> 01:22:59,250 [grunting] 2083 01:22:59,388 --> 01:23:00,699 - Ow! Ow! Ooh! - [squeaking] 2084 01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:03,081 - Stop! Hey, stop it! - [Minions laughing] 2085 01:23:03,944 --> 01:23:06,119 ♪ ♪ 2086 01:23:14,403 --> 01:23:15,335 Eh? 2087 01:23:15,473 --> 01:23:17,751 [speaking foreign language] 2088 01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:21,099 - Uh - [speaking Minionese] 2089 01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:23,688 Ah. [speaking foreign language] 2090 01:23:25,069 --> 01:23:26,760 ♪ ♪ 2091 01:23:26,898 --> 01:23:28,831 [laughing] 2092 01:23:28,969 --> 01:23:30,936 [laughing, shouting happily] 2093 01:23:31,075 --> 01:23:33,284 [lighthearted music playing] 2094 01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:37,909 [dramatic orchestra music plays and choir sings] 2095 01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:40,256 [lighthearted music resumes] 2096 01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:43,604 [laughing] 2097 01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,054 Ooh, looka, looka! 2098 01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:47,056 [speaking foreign language] 2099 01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,575 - [deep growling] - [gasping] 2100 01:23:48,713 --> 01:23:49,645 [laughing] 2101 01:23:49,783 --> 01:23:51,267 [bellowing] 2102 01:23:51,405 --> 01:23:53,131 [shouting happily, laughing] 2103 01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:54,891 Come here, come here! [speaks Minionese] 2104 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,273 - [giggling] - [deep laughter] 2105 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:00,242 ♪ ♪ 2106 01:24:08,353 --> 01:24:09,630 [laughing] 2107 01:24:09,768 --> 01:24:12,185 [speaking foreign language] Kitty Gru! 2108 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:14,221 Rawr. 2109 01:24:14,359 --> 01:24:16,706 [laughing] 2110 01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,882 [speaking foreign language] Sheepy Gru! 2111 01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:21,021 Baa [grunts] 2112 01:24:21,159 --> 01:24:22,229 [laughing] 2113 01:24:22,367 --> 01:24:23,679 Ooh, ooh. [speaks Minionese] 2114 01:24:23,817 --> 01:24:26,302 [speaking foreign language] Penguin Gru! 2115 01:24:27,269 --> 01:24:29,305 - [squawks] - [laughing] 2116 01:24:29,443 --> 01:24:32,032 [speaking foreign language] Piggy Gru! 2117 01:24:32,170 --> 01:24:33,137 [oinks] 2118 01:24:33,275 --> 01:24:35,139 [laughing] 2119 01:24:35,277 --> 01:24:36,864 [speaking Minionese] 2120 01:24:37,002 --> 01:24:38,866 [clears throat] 2121 01:24:39,004 --> 01:24:40,282 [laughs sheepishly] 2122 01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,077 [speaks foreign language] 2123 01:24:43,630 --> 01:24:45,528 [screaming] 2124 01:24:46,667 --> 01:24:48,842 - [laughing] - [oinking] 2125 01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:51,189 ♪ ♪ 2126 01:25:20,943 --> 01:25:23,152 ♪ ♪ 2127 01:25:52,699 --> 01:25:54,735 ♪ ♪ 2128 01:26:24,006 --> 01:26:26,215 ♪ ♪ 2129 01:26:41,851 --> 01:26:43,888 ♪ ♪ 2130 01:26:56,418 --> 01:26:58,627 ♪ ♪ 2131 01:27:28,277 --> 01:27:30,486 ♪ ♪ 2132 01:28:00,827 --> 01:28:02,863 ♪ ♪ 2133 01:28:22,158 --> 01:28:24,368 [soprano singing aria] 2134 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:56,089 [soprano continues singing] 2135 01:29:26,430 --> 01:29:28,639 [soprano continues singing] 2136 01:29:34,299 --> 01:29:36,509 [carrying note] 2137 01:29:45,552 --> 01:29:47,761 [voice squeaking, note continues off-key] 2138 01:29:50,177 --> 01:29:52,352 - [Minion coughing hoarsely] - [music ends] 2139 01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:53,940 [sighs heavily] 131746

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