Original subtitles

Go, girls, go, go, go, go.

We girls gonna take control. We're back.

Come on, let's go.

Cheers to the queen.

I have been starved. Oh, I tell you what. Nothing beats a girls who like

girls holiday.

Every girl's dream.

And riding faster into the mass area than her stupid wings could fly.

It's matchmaker and absolute icon, Danny Minogue. Oh, I love this.

And this year, she means business.

Playtime is over.

Ten single girls are ready to be matched up and meet for the first time with a

kiss. Oh, my God, a little fairy tale.

And it could be the start of something fantastic-o.

She is absolutely stunning.

Oh, girl!

But when everyone's a possibility... You're just a bit horny on here.

..the path to love is never straight.

New girls are moving in.

What?

Somebody's going to get hurt.

Yeah, this is about to get sticky.

Sex, foot love, woman, lesbian shit.

Raise your voice at me, I dare you.

She's up to now, no comment. Who's she, the cat's mother?

What's going on?

Just a bit of lesbian drama.

I'm like sitting back with me popcorn.

Let me out, let me flirt.

At the end of their Italian summer,

Who will turn to a future together in front of their friends and family?

Do it with a kiss.

Now. And this time, Cupid made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Sarah, love.

Ciao, Bella.

Just give us a text when you want picking up Danny. Little old Charlie

Marlow in Italy.

Mamma mia.

I'm obsessed.

It's hotter than a bag of chips out here.

But buckle up, divas, because it's about to get even hotter.

Let's go.

I just had a crush on you. I am proper falling for the girl. This is getting a

lot. Oh, yeah.

Lesbians. Never a dull moment.

Welcome to I Kissed a Girl.

Oh, it's good to be back.

I haven't been this excited since Jay McDonald nabbed the icon slot at Mighty

Hoopla.

Just look at that magnificent Masseria.

And heading straight for it are ten gorgeous girls hoping to find love.

Game start!

Hello!

Where are the lesbians?

I'm Faye, I'm 24, I'm from Warrington, and I love being gay.

I am chaotic, feral, just like...

I'm so

attracted to girls who are masculine presenting, but really soft on the

inside and funny.

She's that new girl.

You what?

I'm Ali. I'm 24 and I'm from Essex.

I love being a charmer.

Give me some snakes. I think I'm still in it.

I've been singing for over a year now.

I want to love someone.

I want to be infatuated with someone. That feeling when you're just like, I

literally couldn't be without you.

I really want to fall in love. I'm always the person who's obsessed with

other people and I want someone to be obsessed with me.

I'm very flirty, confident, very hot on my sleeve.

Personality-wise, I need someone that's really funny. I need someone that's

going to laugh at my jokes.

I need to be funnier than you. You need to laugh at my jokes.

I'm going to kiss somebody who I've never met before and I don't even know

what they'd look like.

I could potentially be walking towards my wife.

I mean, how beautiful would it be to find the love of your life in an Italian

maserata?

Nice to meet you, Elise.

Calm it down a little bit. Elise, OK. Now what?

Do we kiss again?

I mean, we can if you want.

Elise is literally what I asked for. When I

saw her in the distance and I saw short hair and jokes, I was like, fuck you. I

felt... Both the sides, actually.

It was great. I mean, I went back for seconds, so it must have been good.

How old are you?

24. How old are you? Oh, 19 yesterday.

Are you really?

I panicked then. You're quite funny.

Thank you.

It was a good kiss, and she's so funny.

I'm not used to people being fooled like that with me, so it took me aback a bit,

but I guess it means that she likes the look of me.

If Elise is surprised by that, then wait till these girls see what's waiting just

around the corner.

Having only just met, the girls must now go their

separate ways.

Is that it?

We just split hair?

See you later.

I'm like, are you kidding? I've just kissed this hot girl and I've got to

leave her. Because Danny wants to test their chemistry straight away and get

them to rate their kiss out of ten. And remember, be honest.

Because there's no room for fake love in my massaria.

Love and kisses, Danny.

Oh, my God.

She's not messing around this time, is she?

What if she says, like, one and I'm, like, ten?

I think I'm going to go for number eight.

I mean, the kiss was great, but as soon as we got to talking, it was just very

obvious there was chemistry there. She's a very funny girl.

I'm going to rate the chemistry a seven because we had a laugh and we went in

for a second kiss.

So, fingers crossed she feels the same way.

Well, time will tell because for now, Faye's going one way and Elise is going

the other. Look at this.

It's giving reverse you, Horne.

And after that little chemistry test, I think it's time to take the edge off,

don't you?

Shall we get us some company?

Oh my gosh, she's putting me here. You're welcome.

I'm 25 years old. I'm a baker slash waitress, originally from Paris, now in

London.

I am very chaos. I live for the drama. When people first meet me, they're

probably like, who is this ditzy bimbo?

And it's like, well, yeah, but I have many layers to me. I'm multifaceted, I'd

say.

I'm a dumb fan, so I'm assertive. I know what I like and I know what I want, and

I want it at that point in time when I said it.

I love a nice smile, good teeth.

I feel like if you have a good grill, you're just like... How

am I looking, guys?

Any food in my teeth?

My name's Renee, I'm 25, and I'm V.

Northwest London baddie.

I'm like a serial dater.

It's like, if it doesn't work onto the next, you think I've got time to wait

around? I'm a hot thing, like, that's it.

I think I'm a bit of a misunderstood character.

Like, I'm very loud and boisterous, but I'm a very caring person. I feel like

now I'm at a place where I'm ready for my wife. Look, look, I'm ready.

I definitely think I'm going to meet my soulmate here.

Love is on the cards for me, honestly.

I read my tarot before I came, and I know it.

I literally have one shot to give this girl the kiss of her lifetime.

I don't know what they look like. I don't know what they sound like. I don't

know if their grandma's Mary Berry. We don't know. We're just going to see and

find out.

up with the person that I know. It's insane.

I was like, no, please! This is what happens when the poetry comes back to

bite!

We do know each other a little bit. We had a FaceTime where you apprehended me

and didn't believe I was real.

The kiss was super awkward.

We kind of know each other. We haven't met in real life, only over social

media. So that whole situation was just very nerve-wracking for me. Like, wow.

You're real

Give me a little spin. I'm screaming.

Yeah! I love that.

Should we have them go? Yeah, let's go.

They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

You know what you was doing with that outfit, didn't you?

But that's not the case for these two. It just goes to show, in this

masquerade, anything can happen.

Let's split.

So does that mean we're, like, separated?

Why? I don't want to.

I'm not ready.

With history in the mix, how will these two rate their chemistry?

I mean, my mum didn't raise a liar.

So the kiss was quite awkward, but I saw the potential there.

I just hope that she gives me a chance.

Thank God I'm not the first one. I've been stupid for a while as well.

Somebody I can talk to. You look good.

Thank you.

Yeah, man.

Hello.

Oh, my God.

Incredible.

I'm Faye.

Faye, Linda. Nice to meet you, my love.

How are you feeling?

A little nervous. What about your match?

She's pretty.

Yeah? But she knows me. The problem is I don't really remember.

Oh. You know each other. That's awful.

Yeah. I mean, it's awful.

I would be dropping and rolling back down the hill. I don't want to do this

anymore.

Well, up next, and happily heading in the same direction, are our next pair.

Do I look all right? Do I look great?

Her.

I'm Ebony, I'm 22, and I'm from Newcastle, and I'm a parcel delivery

driver.

Definitely the wild one out of the group. I think the cheeky smile works

wonders on getting us out of trouble life.

But I've also got that soft side that not a lot of people think.

I love acting, like anything other than Geordie, like I'm melting.

Hi, I'm Tyra, I'm 24.

I'm from a tiny little town in the north-east of Scotland.

Where I'm from, queer dating, it's, like, kind of non-existent. I'm, like,

constantly on the app changing my location to the bigger cities, like

Glasgow, Edinburgh.

I love it when a girl has back-and-forth flirty banter. Like, she's, like, kind

of cheapy with it, you know?

I can't lie.

You've just got to get a bit, like, what's your name like?

Girl, I look for dark hair, piercings, tattoos, and just someone who's so,

like, open-hearted.

I think I'm a hopeless romantic.

I'm so ready for a relationship, I feel like. So ready.

I hope that I'm going to walk in there and meet my wife for the rest of my

life.

What's your name? I'm Tyra. Tyra, I'm Ebony. Nice to meet you, Ebony.

Tyra's a very pretty girl. Lonely smile.

I was nervous, but the kiss was good. A bit of tongue.

I've never been to Newcastle. It's really good, like, good for a night out.

Yeah, I heard it's a really good night out.

It's all wild in Scotland.

Good maths, I think. Yeah, it is, yeah.

I think she's gorgeous.

I think we had fun with the kiss. Right. Look here.

Right.

Although it was a good case and there was chemistry there, I feel like nerves

might have got in the way a little bit as well.

Having just met her, she's funny and I can definitely see room for, you know,

for that connection to grow.

Hoping for instant chemistry.

It's our next pair.

It means I'm ready to kiss a girl in Welsh.

I've never known a girl like you before.

I've just finished my four-year degree in forensic.

I'm fighting the dumb blonde stereotypes, honestly.

I've never been on quite a journey, like, with my sexuality, but, like, now

I feel confident in saying, like, I'm a raging lesbian.

I think a lot of people get really shocked when I say, like, I like girls.

People always assume I'm straight. It is hard because I feel like I have to try

and prove myself every single day.

I'm femme for femme. I want a femme for femme princess.

Someone who's confident, good energy.

Someone I'm going to fancy.

OK, we're ready.

I'm Nikita, I'm 24 and I'm from Leeds.

And I've never known a girl like you before.

I'm a free spirit.

I'm a bit of a crystal girl.

I love just having a crystal and taking it everywhere with me, giving positive

vibes, do you know what I mean?

Before the seasons overcome and be my strawberry dream.

I love it when someone's nerdy about a niche subject.

I am just a bit of a nerd at heart. I'm up all the night just Googling random

facts that could tell you so many things about World War II.

Around that corner, I'm hoping for someone I've got insane chemistry with.

I cannot express how nervous I am. You know, I can't say hello or nothing. I

just fix that schnock.

For me to follow.

Hi!

Alicia, I'll give you a hug.

When I first saw Alicia, I was, like, taken aback because she's literally

so stunning. She looked like a mermaid, siren. She was just giving really good

energy. Where are you from?

Wales. Oh, I can tell. You've got a bit of a twang.

Oh, my God, she is a beautiful girl, like, very feminine, very gentle, but

I'm trying to work out whether it's, like, ooh, you know, we could be best

friends or whether it's something, like, romantic.

Let's play.

It was good, but, like, I feel like there's not that much.

Oh, here we go.

How was your kiss?

She's lovely and she's so pretty, but I don't know if it's, like, platonic. Oh,

no. Already?

I don't know.

The rating, you want to know?

Eight, seven, six, five. They're going to say this. Two.

Fucking hell.

You're a hot... You're a tough cookie to crack.

Why? They're just... Like, I think we'd be best friends. I just think we're too

similar. Like... Feminine? Yeah. Oh, OK. Is she fierce?

Yes, she's stunning.

Oh, Danny's really throwing the pussy amongst the pigeons with this one.

He's hoping our final couple are a ten-ten.

Right, lads, are we all ready then?

I'm Ashley, I'm 26, I'm from Bedford, and I'm a full-time menace.

I'm surprised you can see me on the camera, I'm only five foot.

So my type would be a little blondie. I'd be for final boss kind of vibes.

Be for final boss is basically a little girly. Looks like she loves going

raving, like well looked after.

So much so she almost looks straight.

I'd say I'm definitely boobs over bum.

Can I tell you that? Is that what you think?

Do the girls look okay?

I hope so.

Hi, my name's Imogen. I'm 21 and I'm a northern princess from Manchester.

I've been called a Barbie a lot.

Oh, well, the lips aren't real, are they? The boobs are real, though.

Not to flex, but yeah.

I'm a proud lesbian.

I'm proud to love the girlies. I just tend to pick the wrong ones.

I quite like a little mask that acts quite girly. I feel like I'm outside

mask, inside absolute femme diva.

I've tried all the apps. I can't walk up to girls in bars and go for someone that

I find attractive because they'd probably be straight.

So I'm putting my trust in Dani that she's matched me up with an absolute pen

-pen.

I am so confident it'll be the best kiss I've ever had in my life.

fucking accent. That's so cool.

Your eyes are insane as well. What the hell? You look very nice. Thank you.

Images. The IB for final boss that I asked for.

She's a good kisser. Yes. Fit, flirty, obviously got massive personality.

Your eyes are really pretty. Thank you. Both glowing in the sun, obviously.

I know. Mine are boring though. No, no, I love her hair. Thank you.

I think she's beautiful. She's got a really, really, really pretty face.

I hope she thinks I'm fit.

She'd be silly not to think I'm fit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, we've got a split.

Oh, fuck.

No. Give me a cuddle. Enjoy.

Thank you. You too.

I'm real. What the fuck? Thank you.

You used to know me, now you don't.

A good-looking girl, my type on paper, 100%, and, yeah, the kiss was good, so

it gets an eight.

Sparks flying.

I kissed her and there wasn't nothing there, so I probably am going to go for,

like, a six.

when i saw fay again she was stood next to alicia

So I do actually know Ebony. I used to see one of her friends. So that's nice

that she's in here.

Imogen and Ebony, they know each other from way back.

Lindsay and Renee also know each other.

So, like, it was bound to happen, because lesbians know lesbians, and the

queer community, everyone's intertwined. Like, it's crazy.

Right, girls, our people should do a cheers, nonetheless.

Let's cheers to Cesarine.

And just like that, our five couples are settling in for one spicy summer.

And heading in to greet them is the queen of matchmaking herself, Miss

Dani Minogue. This summer, Cupid is wasting no time.

And for our new couple, that starts right now.

So strap in, girls, because this summer is going to be the hottest yet.

and she is truly iconic.

Welcome to the Masseria and the start of your

magical summer of love.

You've all been matched up, but now it's time for you to decide if

Cupid's bow has left you feeling love-struck.

Because in this Masseria, everyone's a possibility.

At the end of this Italian holiday, you

could be leaving here with the one.

Scary.

So is that person standing next to you right now, or is she

mingling with another?

Question mark.

Girls,

to help you on your path to love, I decided to test the chemistry you felt

in your very first kisses.

A little temperature test, if you like.

Okay. I'd like to line you up in this order.

Oh, God.

Elise and Faye, you're first.

And I want you to come.

I don't like the support.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my God.

What is going on?

Ashley and Imogen.

You're going to go in that space there.

Sorry, girl.

Then we have Lindsay and Renee.

You're going to stay. You're going to stay right there.

Ebony and Tyra.

Get your slot in there.

So that leaves...

Alicia and Nikita.

And you guys are going to stay there.

That's intense.

Girls, you are lined up based on how you rated the chemistry

in your first kiss with your match.

The couple at this end hold

the hottest chemistry.

Now I seem keen.

Hello. Kiefer, did okay?

Yeah, I'm happy. I'm buzzing.

She's hot.

Good. Oh, my God. Like, highest ranked chemistry.

Love, love that.

We've sort of just bonded, clicked already.

She's lovely.

Am I you hauling? Is that what this is?

And the couple down this end are feeling a little cooler.

Alicia, Nikita.

Like, I'm more of a slow burn, so, like, it's hard to gauge off, like, the first

kiss. And I think it's so hard for femme for femme because it's, like, the

challenge of whether it's, like, platonic or something more.

Look, it's good to be honest. Yeah. And maybe the second kiss will do the trick.

Maybe. Things can change in a heartbeat.

Right.

Today started with a kiss.

But who wants to end it with a kiki?

Well, grab your glow sticks because tonight's theme is neon.

Well,

girls, strap in for the summer of your life.

You never know what might be coming next.

They've put the girls in their place, haven't they?

And in the lounge, Ashley, Imogen, Renee and

Lindsay want to work out what it all means for their matches.

Did we want to speak about the ratings or no? And I'll respect if you guys just

say no and I'll respect if you say no. You can't, but I'm not saying anything.

So why would I say that then? Oh, that's fine.

So we're both just not going to say it? When we got lined up, I wasn't sure how

Imogen... was feeling i feel like she doesn't give a lot away so i didn't i

wasn't expecting to be second in the line so i need to not doubt myself i'm

obviously a 10 10 kid do you want to tell me yeah i mean i gave a five okay

yeah i gave a five but only because like i was like i'm not sure about

The chemistry.

Yeah, I don't know, yeah.

Well, I gave a seven, and I gave a seven because I felt like we have good

potential. OK. And I think that you're a bit standoffish, but, like, I think I

can see through it.

I'm a bit guarded. But it doesn't bother me, like, whatever number you give me.

No, OK.

I can change that.

It made me feel happy, obviously, we're not at the bottom, cos it gives us both

something to build on and work towards.

So you give it a five, then? No. No.

Seven. Wow. I'm not telling you. Why?

No. Fine.

Obviously, I'm intrigued to know if there's any sort of, like, chemistry

with my match, like, of course.

But I've kind of got to keep my options open. I can't just go organs blazing for

one girl day one.

I know you gave me a ten. It's fine.

Did you actually?

No.

Keen as fuck. I don't want to know, because if you rate me too high, then

I'm, like, too keen.

Go on. I can't do it. I'm so picky.

Oh, will you, like, get the ick? I'm actually really in for it.

Oh, really?

Yeah. She's cheeky, she's fun.

I feel like she's just a flirty person. She's definitely giving, like, diva

vibe, and she's got an attitude on her, which I absolutely love as well. She'll

definitely keep me in line.

She gets the ick very quickly, so I'm, like, having to be on watch right now.

Yeah. She said if I rated her kiss too high, she would have got the ick.

So I'm not going to say it. I feel like I really wasn't rating the kiss. I was,

like, rating everything.

Yeah, I feel like me, I'm more rated than, like, what was in front of me, do

you know?

Yeah. Sit.

You rated sit.

Fuck!

So valid.

Well, Imogen, if you've got it, babes, flaunt it. That's what I always say.

In the bedroom, fave match Elise is changing things up and seems to have her

eye on Alicia.

Alicia, she's, like, just got gorgeous energy about her.

How are you feeling?

All right.

You've got such a strong Azrix accent.

Do you like it?

You're with Nikita, aren't you?

Yeah.

Don't sound too gassed.

No. Yeah. No,

she is. She's so lovely. Yeah, of course.

Lovely's not going to cut it, so... Yeah, no, you are right.

Do you think when you look at both, does it give platonic?

It doesn't. Are you actually femme for femme?

She's apparently femme for femme.

No, you're not. Why are you looking at my outfit and smiling like that?

I've caught her looking at me a few times.

We're flirting and there is obviously that attraction there.

Right.

Bright orange sunset, a selection box of lighting and a clash of colour not seen

since the North East.

It can only mean one thing.

It's time for the neon night party.

I think everyone's obviously going to get to know each other a little bit

more. I think it'll be nice to, like, have a little mingle.

Elise is very touchy-feely.

And my love language is physical touch, so, like, I'm getting the vibes that she

fancies me. I hope she does. She's hot.

Come on, outfit.

This is giving excitement.

This is giving I'm ready to party.

Um, proper bosom. It's funny.

Every gay girl's dream, a bunch of lesbians having a party in a massive

yard. Like, what more could you want?

Death drop.

I can't death drop. I wish I could.

That's hot.

Stop sitting there. I know, sorry.

Oh, is this a thing?

Is this a thing?

Obviously, I know Ebony from the outside, but I'm enjoying just having a

little bit of a flirt.

So, just see where it goes.

Grab your glow sticks, girls.

It's party time.

I

feel

like a well-fed lesbian, honestly, like all of the beautiful babes.

It feels so good to be around women that love women, that appreciate beauty.

I'm never around this many different queer people.

It's amazing.

I think this is a crucial moment, a mingle and getting to know everyone.

It's time to kind of explore.

Everyone really has, like, pulled out the bag today.

Ebony was definitely going for it.

Let's go!

I think Faye really likes me.

Like, we very clearly go on like a house on fire.

She seems like such a lovely girl, and then I...

Stop looking at her and start looking at Leisha. I've realized the best looking

woman I've ever seen has stood ten feet from me.

Let's go, lesbians!

Okay,

guys, we need a little debrief.

How is everyone feeling so far?

Who are you with? Me, Tyra.

How are you feeling it?

She's not my usual type, but she's not somebody I would knock back.

Yeah. How are you feeling in your match?

Go on, Tyra. So, like, I don't feel that connected. You can't force it. I think

we're different people. I take a while to warm up. You know, I'm quite

introverted, and she's, like, a big personality, and I love that for her.

But I think, like, I would struggle. Fair enough. Anyone else?

Go on, Elise. Go on, cos you're, like, basically married off at this point.

She isn't. Oh, I've been matched.

with someone the minute we've opened mouths we get on like a house yeah we're

crazy what i'll say is it's funny and i fall for funny so it seems like you've

got a good banter it looks good doesn't it like i think she likes you a lot yeah

but i don't think she's like completely locked in i will say i think um your

match alicia is gorgeous she's fun for them though she's done it i know wait

who's going with the matches now

Like, I am usually used to, like, an introverted person.

Really? Yeah, cos I kind of like someone to mellow me out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

like, I feel like it's, like, it was an adjustment at first.

But, like, cos I'm used to, like, somebody, like, kind of grounding me, if

that makes sense.

But it's just day one. Yeah.

It's true.

Obviously, I think she's really attractive.

Yeah. She's really sweet. Like, she's a bit of a guarded person.

Yeah. I would say, like, I'm going to try and be like, you know what, this

person might actually...

Hold me down.

Yeah. I agree.

Yeah, man. I don't know what I'm thinking with Ashley.

Really? Yeah. I just don't think there's anything, like, romantic there for me.

You know my match, innit? Yeah. You two, that's, you know, you're vibing quite a

bit. Yeah, I've known her since I was, like, 17.

Is that all that is? Do you not ever explore anything, or...? Would I? Yeah,

with images. Probably I. Yeah. Probably I, not gonna lie.

Obviously, she's a good-looking girl, but I can just tell, like, what...

Type of girl she is, do you know what I mean? Like, very flirty. Really? I see

you two, do you know what I mean? I'll be real, like, I wouldn't take her

seriously. She's a good-time girl. Yeah, good-time girl. Flirty with you for

fucking... But you can have a flirt with her. No, no, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%, but I can just tell the vibes. In a relationship, I

would, like, trust her.

Imogen and Ebony, them two know each other, so...

instantly, like, a foot ahead.

You can't compete if someone already knows each other, do you know what I

mean? They've already got that chemistry, connection, comfort with each

other. So, I mean, it is what it is, we'll see what it is, like, but I'm not

holding my breath.

So, Ashley's got doubts about her match with Imogen.

And Nikita's questioning whether her feelings for her match, Alicia, are

mutual.

It did feel, with our first kiss, like we didn't have that much chemistry.

Did you feel the same?

I felt the same. Like, I think it did feel very, like...

girly pop and i feel like you're so lovely but we're too similar yeah i can

see why we're a match yeah because we're so similar it could either be amazing or

it could just be friends because we were so nervous we were just oh my god yeah

like i can't how the fuck am i meant to rank that kid no but it wasn't high and

i felt really bad because all the other girls was it under five yeah it was

yours i went for a full okay fine was yours like one no Is it... Oh, God.

We're not friends anymore.

No, we didn't get offended.

No, it's all right. I get it. It didn't feel like there was chemistry, and I

was... Honestly, I was like, maybe everyone's feeling like this. I can't

tell. I was just like, oh, my God, I'm freaking out. I don't know. It's a

shame, because I can see exactly why Danny matched us, because...

We're so similar, like, but we're too similar, if that makes sense.

And, yeah, I think just from the get-go, like, we didn't have any spark.

Like, is there anyone else you think you fancy?

I fancy every single person in this place.

Honestly, everyone's so beautiful. Everyone's so gorgeous.

Exactly. So it's just like... What about you?

I don't know. I'm in, like, my head a bit. I don't know if I fancy Lisa.

Yeah, yeah.

Girl, I thought you were fun for fun.

No, this is what I mean. I'm thinking, like...

Have I lived my whole life in a lie that I'm, like, femme for femme and I think

she's really fat?

No, cos there's no labels.

I don't go alive. You've got people all over.

But then, like, I'm a bit wary.

I think masks are a dangerous territory and they are a bit like... I don't know,

not player. I don't want to say player, but player, literally.

Remember,

Alicia, in this...

everyone's a possibility.

And for Imogen, that includes her old pal Ebony.

I've not spoken to you in years.

I know.

It is crazy.

I know.

Do you fancy me?

Possibly. Why not just saying yeah?

Because I like to be nice a lot.

Nice a lot.

I get a bit nervous with Imogen. She's a very, like, confident, dominating

character.

Which challenges us a little bit, because I'm a confident, dominating

character. I think you're a bit, like, I fancy you.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

But, like, I get on with you, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, we've got

good crack. We do.

I feel like I'm very attracted to her, which is strange because typically I

wouldn't be.

So I'm trying to suss out whether it is just, like, a comfort thing for me that,

like, she's here and it is, like, a little bit of home, or whether I'm

thinking, like, shit, we actually do fancy each other.

Do you think we should actually talk about matches at some point, though?

100%. What do you think they're thinking?

Like, do you think we look really, like, comfy?

Yeah, probably.

Did you say that you fancied me?

Aye. Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I fancy her.

What did she say about me?

I think it is without much help, but... What did she say?

Tell me.

I think it was just her opinion, and she just said she thinks.

But... It might just be Pierre for a good thing.

I think that she just said it for a good time.

I think that maybe Ashley feels, like, a certain type of way. Maybe she feels a

little bit gutted. But, like, I think it's unfair to say those things when

it's, like, we've only all just met each other.

I said everyone's a load of flu.

So Imogen's made her feelings for Ebony crystal clear.

But for Faye and Elise, the path to love is confusing.

How are you feeling?

Tell me the truth.

Obviously. Go on, then. I think you're gorgeous, but you're not my type, like,

out of... What is here?

You're prying.

Alicia. But I spoke to her, so there's no, like... Are you going to speak to

her?

Yes. I should give her the time. Yeah, it's hard. I should give her that time.

OK, and then what?

Then I'm not going to laugh till I cry the minute I meet her. Then it's going

to be like, where's Faye?

Oh, right, so, yeah.

You've got to have a look. Yeah. Well, then, like, yeah.

In one breath, she's saying she's into me, like that blah, blah, blah.

Then in the next breath, she's like, I'm going to go and see if someone is as

funny as you, and if she's not, I'll come back.

Why did I take that on the chin and say that it was fine?

Oh, no.

Can I have a kiss? I think you need to have a kiss with me and then you'll flow

a little bit easier.

Is that what it is?

A little bit like WD-40 in the old... I

wasn't

really getting anywhere, so I thought I'd just give her a kiss and let the

conversation... What else was I meant to do?

If in doubt, just knock it out by...

In the bedroom, Imogen's got a bone to pick with her match, Ashley.

I was just speaking to Ebony. She said that you had said something like, I

don't think she's, like, serious, I just think she's here for, like, a good time.

Yeah, I just want to know why. Like, what gives you the impression of that?

Because you've been moving mad, like, in front of my face.

Like, with Ebony.

Yeah, but, like, I know her.

Like, it's just... No, it's cool. Do you know what I mean? It's not deep, like,

at all. Like, I've known you a day. This is what I mean. You've known me a day,

so it's, like, it's... How can you say, oh, she's unserious? It's not deep that

it's not serious. Like, I don't... But with us all, like, you don't think I'm

serious in general?

Just both. Like, do you know what I mean?

They've been flirting all night, like, just...

blatantly flirting, whatever.

We're all here to do that, but, like, the way it's been gone about, I think

it's a bit of a sneaky move.

Like, I think it's unfair to say that I'm unfairious because I've had a flirt

on the first day I've been here. But that's fine. No, but... No, but, like,

babe, if you think that, honestly, you think that, you think that, I feel like

it's fine.

Fine, then.

OK.

All right.

OK. Cold.

Sound.

No drama.

No. Enjoy your night.

Thanks, babe. Nice little sassy walk.

Always.

I started my day kissing her and now we're, like, arguing.

Typical lesbian.

Now,

just a hunch, but I reckon there's more chance of me turning straight than those

two staying in their match.

And after their awkward kiss earlier... Renee's got her work cut out to win over

Lindsay. Did you enjoy the party? I did, I did.

Yeah, so did I. It was nice to talk to everyone, see everyone's different

dynamics. I know. I'm going to put work in to try to make Lindsay feel more

comfortable, get to know me better.

Like, masculine girls always be the ones that have to put in the energy. If I

show her that I'm open, then she'll open her heart to me, hopefully.

Honestly, it's been nice getting to know you that properly in person.

I know.

Honestly,

you're really attractive.

Thank you.

But, like, how do you feel about our connection?

I'm feeling good about it.

I'm feeling good about it. I think you'll definitely be any person at the

moment that makes me feel, like, very safe, which is nice.

I think with Renee, you know, it's like a nice, slow burn. I think we have that

mutual respect for each other. We have that attraction. I think I owe it to

explore that, you know?

What about you?

Well, to be honest, you're the only girl that's my type.

OK.

kiss was not good i was thinking like lindsey is never gonna want to kiss me

again like i've literally ruined it for myself but i didn't she still gave me

chances to reprove myself

And now we just have this crazy chemistry.

Like, this is how I know I'm God's favourite. Like, everyone wants to be

like, you know, you can't be gay and love Jesus and love God. But Jesus and

God love me and I love them, like, honestly.

And I'm just, like, so excited to explore it. Like, she is amazing.

Oh,

get a room, you two.

I'm so tired.

As some of the girls start to bed down, Elise, Imogen and Alicia are feeling

some late-night tea.

How are you feeling?

We're just having a gossip.

So,

do you fancy her?

Whoa.

Answer. Her?

You don't know? Do you fancy her?

Like more than I've ever felt in anyone in my life.

OK. I just thought I'd make that clear. A little bit. You know you're fucking

gorgeous. Yeah, you are.

Everyone is swooning for you.

Don't I look red?

It's fine.

Give me an ink pen so you don't... What do you mean?

Anyone with a pair of eyes. Yeah, I do.

Is that how clear I need to be?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

She reckons she's buzzed. I never said that. Right.

What?

What are you doing?

Why are you going over there? Come over here. Put your fishing rod away.

I said she's gorgeous. What do I need to do to make you realise that you're

gorgeous?

Alicia. Who do you fancy is the key question here?

This is getting a lot. It's fine. I guess I can't force the words out of

you.

But, like...

I don't know. It's only day one, guys.

Right.

Alicia's looking at Alicia and going, who do you fancy? Is it me?

And I wrapped in my blanket like, what?

I'm actually quite confused, to be honest.

No wonder Faye's confused.

I can barely keep up with this lot.

Yeah. Do you want to push them together?

Yeah. You do?

She's asking me if I want to push the beds together tonight.

I don't want to put my guard down.

But I'm struggling to find the balance because I really fancy it.

That's all, and we hear it all night.

Oh, my God,

it's so dark.

One and us, they go.

But not everyone's sticking to their own beds tonight.

Next time on I Kissed A Girl... When did you move house?

We just wanted a cuddle.

We didn't just have a cuddle.

I want to get to know you a little more. Are you going to talk to Faye?

She needs to just be honest.

Messy maths.

You took the piss a lot, actually.

New girls are moving in.

Oh, girls!

Oh, my God. Hello.

I'm intrigued.

Everyone's flirting with everyone.

I'm going to touch me always.

crazy out there. Have you had a kiss?

Um, we, I think it's a yes or no question.

Am I the only one?

It's rich of you to say you're not even making sense. Everything that they make

sense. Stop, stop.

Thank you.