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I can't believe
my little brother's married!
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Why didn't you tell me
you were eloping?
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Well, we were at court,
eating lunch
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Why were you at the courthouse?
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We were having lunch.
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We were like...
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...we're here, we're having lunch.
Let's get married! Right?
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A year ago, I didn't know I had
a brother. Now I have a sister!
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Oh, it's so great.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Stop it! Don't!
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I'll get you a gift now.
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Is there anything you need?
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We've been trying to get pregnant since
we got engaged, to get a jump on things.
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No one's getting any younger.
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Because the thing is, we're not
able to, you know, conceive.
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We've seen a bunch of doctors.
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They say that our only chance
to have a baby...
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...is that if they take my sperm,
her egg, put it together in a dish...
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...and put it into another girl.
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We were wondering
if you could be that girl.
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That's a really nice gift.
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I was thinking of a gravy boat.
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We know it's a lot to ask.
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We don't have anyone else to go to.
We could pay someone...
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...but we don't have
that kind of money.
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Plus, you know, you're
family and, you know...
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...I just don't want my baby to grow into
some chick I don't know, you know?
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Don't give us an answer yet,
think about it.
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And if you say no,
we'll totally understand.
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Okay. Okay.
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And we were wondering if you could
give us a ride down to the train station.
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Well, actually, we kind of need
an answer to that one right now.
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The One with Phoebe's Uterus
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Check it out!
Guess what job I just got.
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I don't know, but Donald Trump
wants his blue blazer black.
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What?
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Blue blazer back.
He wants it back.
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You said "black." Why would he
want his blue blazer black?
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Well, you know what I meant.
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You messed it up.
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You're stupid.
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So, what job did you get?
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Tour guide at the museum.
Ross got it for me.
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Don't you have to be
a dinosaur expert?
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They give you
all the information.
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It's like memorizing a script.
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On your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex,
from the Jurassic Period.
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Very nice.
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Yeah, actually, Joey,
it's the Cretaceous Period.
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But I can pronounce Jurassic.
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Frank Jr. and Alice got married!
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Oh, my God!
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They're having a baby!
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They want me to grow it
for them in my uterus!
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-My God!
-Are you serious?
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You're thinking of
having sex with your brother?
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Ew! And, oh, no!
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They want me to be the surrogate.
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It's her egg and his sperm.
I'm the oven. It's their bun.
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What did you say?
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I had to think about it first,
but what is there to think of?
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I'll be giving someone
the greatest gift.
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You'll carry their child
and get them a Sony PlayStation?
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This is an incredible thing to do.
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But there are things to think about.
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Yeah, you'd be pregnant.
I mean, pregnant.
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I know.
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You'll put your body
through an awful lot.
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I mean, morning sickness, labor.
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It's all for somebody else.
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Yeah. What's your point?
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Well, the stuff I just mentioned.
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I couldn't do that.
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I always figured the first time I had a baby,
it'd be with someone I love.
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And that baby was, you know...
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...a keeper.
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You were more supportive when
I wanted to make denim furniture.
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If you decide to do this,
we'll be supportive like crazy.
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Just think it through.
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Talk to somebody who's had a baby.
Like your mom.
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My mom never gave birth.
Oh! But my birth mom did!
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I love this tushy!
Can I take it to work with me?
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Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway.
It came with the pants.
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I am so jealous.
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You guys are just right there.
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Yes.
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Right where?
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The beginning, where
it's all sex and talking...
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...and sex and talking.
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You got to love the talking.
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-And the sex?
-We haven't had sex.
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What's the big deal?
This is special.
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I want our love to grow
before moving to the next level.
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Oh, Chandler, that is so nice.
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That is really nice...
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...Iying!
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-No way is that the reason.
-Why?
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Because you're not mature enough
to understand that?
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He's right. I'm totally lying.
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Then what is it?
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Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.
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And you're afraid you won't
be able to fill his shoes?
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I'm afraid I won't
make love as well as him.
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-I was going for the metaphor.
-I was saying the actual words.
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He's had a lot of girlfriends.
Doesn't mean he's great in bed.
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We share a wall.
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Either he's great, or she liked
to agree with him a lot.
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Loudly and a lot.
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All night long she'd agree.
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It'll be different. The sex will be
great because you're in love.
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-Just go for it.
-Yeah, you should.
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All right. I'll sleep
with my girlfriend.
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But I'm just doing it for you guys.
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Now, the mastodon is from
the semi-late Jurassic Period.
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Isn't the mastodon
from the Pliocene Epoch?
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This is a museum. No talking.
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Right down here we have...
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...a large foot.
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And over here we have Ross Geller.
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Everyone wave "hi" to Ross.
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Ross is one of our scientists.
Look at him hard at work.
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Okay, moving right along.
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Come on.
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It's open. Come in.
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-I'm sorry I'm late.
-That's okay.
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I had time to finish
glazing my nipples.
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You go all out
when you're expecting company.
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I was working on my pottery.
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Oh! I didn't know
that you did pot.
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Mostly nudes. It combines
my two passions: pottery and erotica.
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Erottery!
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Thanks for coming out to see me.
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I thought it'd be a good idea to
talk about this baby stuff in person.
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I don't think it's a good idea.
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Why not?
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You'd be giving up a baby.
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And I really don't
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I don't know if anything I said...
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...would make you understand the pain
of giving up a baby.
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No, no, I understand the pain.
Don't hurt the puppy!
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No, no. The puppy is yours.
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-I get a puppy?
-But for only three days.
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Why?
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I realize I don't have any right
to start getting parent-y on you now.
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Look at me and not the puppy.
It's very important.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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I gave up two babies.
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I only wish I had someone
who'd given up babies that told me...
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...how terrible it is.
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I really shouldn't have
given you the puppy first.
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That's okay.
No, we're listening.
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It'd be something you'd regret
every day for the rest of your life.
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So however hard it is for you
to give up this puppy...
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...it'd be a million times harder
to give up a child.
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Okay, fair enough. Three days.
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Oh, it's time to take
my ass out of the kiln.
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Could you sit there? I'm saving
this seat for my friend Ross.
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You mean Dr. Geller?
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Doctor? I didn't know
he had a nickname.
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Oh, he won't sit here.
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Only people in white coats
sit there.
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Only people in blue blazers
sit here.
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-How come?
-That's just the way it is.
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That's crazy.
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Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world:
a world without lab coats and blazers.
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But you not in a perfect world.
You in a museum now.
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See that scientist?
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He and I used to play together
in grade school, but now...
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Peter! Hey, Peter!
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It's me! Rhonda, from P.S. 129?
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I shared my pudding with you, man!
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I gave you my Snack Pack!
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See? He pretend
he don't even hear me!
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Everyone's pretending
they don't hear you.
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I don't know about your jackets
and separate tables...
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...but Ross is my friend.
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And if I save him a seat,
he will sit in it.
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Here! I saved you a seat!
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I'm cool here.
I'll catch up with you later.
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This is saved.
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Gift shop.
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I'm really, really sorry about what
happened in the cafeteria today.
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You do what you got to do.
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The scientists and the tour guides
never sit together.
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Whatever.
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It's like that everywhere.
Mon, back me up.
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Where you work, the waiters
eat with the waiters.
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And the chefs eat
with the other chefs?
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I eat by myself in the alley,
because everybody hates me.
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Okay, Rach, when was the last time
you had lunch with the shipping clerks?
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I've never had lunch
with the shipping clerks...
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...but it's totally different. They're not
allowed in the executive cafeteria.
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Oh, I see what you're saying.
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Look, Ross.
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It's no big deal.
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You wear a white coat.
I wear a blue blazer.
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If that means we can't be
friends at work, so be it.
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I understand, you know?
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When I'm in a play and you're in
the audience, I don't talk to you.
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So it's, you know, it's cool.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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When we're in the audience,
he doesn't talk but he does wave.
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Who's my puppy? Who's my puppy?
Who's my puppy?
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-Have you named him yet?
-No, I don't want to get attached.
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-Can I hold him?
-Sure. Here.
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-Come here, squirmy. Hello
-Not like that. No.
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Why's Phoebe singing
to Karl Malden?
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I think it's time for puppy
to go out again.
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Come on, let's go to the balcony.
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The street.
Come on, let's go to the street.
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Don't go on the balcony
until after I get back.
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So did you do it?
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Yes, yes, we had the sex.
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It was bad?
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It was fine, but she didn't agree
with me as strongly as with Joey.
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She was like, "I see your point.
I'm all right with it."
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There's not always a lot of agreement
the first time.
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Yeah. Not for girls, anyway.
Guys agree like that.
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Look, you have to help me.
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I mean...
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I know what to do with a woman.
It's always nice.
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I need to know...
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...what makes it go from nice to:
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"My God! Somebody's killing her
in there!"
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I'll show you something
a lot of guys don't know.
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All right.
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Now.
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You don't have to draw an actual
Whoa, she's hot!
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Everyone knows the erogenous zones.
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You got one, two, three...
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...four...
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...five, six and seven.
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There are seven?
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Let me see that.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's one?
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Kind of an important one.
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I was looking at it upside down.
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Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
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Most guys will hit one, two, three
and then go to seven and set up camp.
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That's bad?
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At Disneyland, you don't spend
the whole day on the Matterhorn.
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You might if it were like seven.
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All right, the important thing
is to take your time.
247
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You want to hit them all...
248
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...mix them up.
Keep them on their toes.
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Oh, toes!
250
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For some people.
251
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All right.
252
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You could start out
with a little one.
253
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A two.
254
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A one, two, three.
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A three.
256
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A five.
257
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A four.
258
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A three, two.
259
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Two. A two, four, six.
260
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Two, four, six.
261
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Four. Two.
262
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Two. Four, seven!
263
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Five, seven! Six, seven!
264
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Seven! Seven!
265
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,362
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
Seven! Seven!
266
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Seven!
267
00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,841
And there you are.
268
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Yeah, that'll work.
269
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:28,469
Dr. Geller?
There's a seat here.
270
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,901
Thank you, Dr. Phillips.
271
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,701
But I'm having my lunch...
272
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...at this table.
Here in the middle.
273
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,349
I'm having my lunch...
274
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,386
...right here
with my good friend, Joey.
275
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,556
If he'll sit with me.
276
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I will sit with you, Dr. Geller.
277
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,429
You know...
278
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,141
...we work in a museum
of natural history.
279
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,935
And yet, there is something...
280
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,669
...unnatural...
281
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,610
...about the way we eat lunch.
282
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,180
Now, I want you to know...
283
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:19,416
...it took a tour guide to show
this scientist the error of his ways.
284
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,422
You might even say he took
me on a tour...
285
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,025
...of myself.
286
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,027
Yeah, that was me.
287
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,901
I look around, and you know what I see?
I see division.
288
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:40,101
Division between people in white coats
and people in blue blazers.
289
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,574
I ask myself, "My God, why?"
290
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,852
Now, I say we shed these coats...
291
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,747
...that separate us.
292
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,952
And we get to know
the people underneath.
293
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,254
I'm Ross!
294
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,798
I'm divorced and I have a kid!
295
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,373
I'm Joey! I'm an actor!
296
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,873
I don't know squat about dinosaurs!
297
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:21,546
I'm Ted, and I just moved here,
and New York really scares me.
298
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,722
-There you go!
-Hang in there, Teddy!
299
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,424
I'm Andrew.
300
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,393
And I didn't pay for this pear.
301
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,328
Okay. Good for you.
302
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,399
I'm Rhonda!
And these aren't real!
303
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,538
Wow, Rhonda.
304
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,241
-I'm Scott.
-Yeah, okay, Scott!
305
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,747
I flip the light switch on and off
17 times when I leave a room...
306
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,184
...or my family will die.
307
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,053
My mom's gonna be here any minute.
308
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,627
I can't. I can't give him up.
309
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,460
Yes, no. I can.
310
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,295
I don't want to.
311
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,401
But I can.
312
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,865
No.
313
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,474
I can't watch this.
It's like Sophie's Choice.
314
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,769
You know, I never saw that.
315
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,107
Oh, it was only okay.
316
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,247
I can't do this.
317
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:31,615
My mom was right.
If I can't give him up...
318
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,120
...there's no way
I can give up a baby.
319
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,390
Frank and Alice
are going to be so crushed.
320
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,226
What else can I give them?
A kidney!
321
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,303
We were in the neighborhood.
322
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:52,668
We want to let you know that
there's still no pressure.
323
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:58,583
If there was something you wanted
to say, we'll be right there.
324
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,343
Who's this little guy?
325
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:09,760
He's so cute! He reminds me
of my old dog, Tumor.
326
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:16,260
You are so precious,
I could take you home.
327
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:17,892
Why don't you?
328
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,969
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
329
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,108
Thanks.
330
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,045
-What are you doing?
-I'm okay with this.
331
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,712
You know why?
Because look at them.
332
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,713
Look how happy they are.
333
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,886
And I made that, so you know...
334
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:43,351
It'll be a million times harder
to give up a baby, but oh, my God!
335
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,358
It'll feel a million times
better, right?
336
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,729
I'll do this.
I want to carry your baby.
337
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,402
Thank you so much!
338
00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:00,410
You don't know what this means to us.
339
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,307
I think I'm going to cry!
340
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,689
It's going to be so great.
341
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,422
-What's going on?
-I gave them the puppy.
342
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:21,564
It made them so happy,
I decided to carry their baby.
343
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,100
-Phoebe
-No, I know.
344
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:25,997
We're different, though.
345
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,502
This is a different situation.
346
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,174
I am not going to regret this.
347
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,235
I understand all that.
348
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:38,208
It's just, that was my puppy.
349
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,250
Would you ever be a surrogate?
350
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,053
Depends who asked.
351
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,986
What if I asked?
352
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,721
Oh, Mon, sure!
353
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,260
-Really?
-Yes.
354
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,902
You're not asking me, are you?
355
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,528
-No.
-Yes. Totally.
356
00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:08,372
Thank you! Thank you!
357
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,006
Thank you!
Yes, thank you!
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