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[theme music playing]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[ragtime music playing]

[screaming and clamoring outside]

-Yosemite Sam! -It's Yosemite Sam!

Yeah, Yosemite Sam!

The roughest, toughest, he-man-stuffest hombre

as ever crossed the Rio Grande.

And I ain't no mamby-pamby!

Now, all of you skunks clear out of here!

My, weren't there a lot of skunks in here?

[dinging like a bell]

Now, be there any living varmint whose aim is to try to tame me?

Well, be there?

I aims to.

[chuckles] Just like Gary Cooper, huh?

Eh, what's up, Doc?

"What's up, Doc?"

Listen, stranger, this town ain't big enough for the two of us.

It ain't?

Eh, pardon me, Mac.

[hammering and sawing]

Now is it big enough?

No, still ain't big enough. And now you're getting out of town.

-Oh, no, I ain't. -Oh, yes, you are!

-Oh, no, I ain't. -Oh, yes, you are!

Oh, no, I ain't.

All right now, you wise guy. Dance!

[lively music playing]

Take it, Sam.

[clattering and thudding]

Poor little maroon. So trusting, so naive.

Start walking, you doggone, long-eared galoot.

Just a minute, partner, you can't talk to me like that.

Them's fighting words.

Yeah, them's fighting words.

I dare you to step over this line.

Okay, I'm stepping.

I dare you to step over this one.

This one.

This one.

That one.

That one.

This one.

You know, sometimes me conscience kind of bothers me.

But not this time.

[William Tell Overture" playing]

[horse neighs]

Hey, wait a minute, Sam. We ain't getting nowhere.

We're right back where we started.

Say, you're plumb right, varmint.

Eh, tell you what we'll do.

We'll make like the Western pictures and play cards

and the loser gets out of town.

You're on.

Gin rummy's my game, Sam.

Okay, cut the cards.

Not that way, you darn galoot!

Your first play. Come on, put down the cards.

All right, all right, don't rush me! I'm thinking.

And my head hurts.

Uh-uh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

Gin! You lose.

Well, so long. Goodbye. Have a nice trip.

Be sure to wear your overshoes going through Chicago.

Don't forget to write once in a while.

[Bugs whistles] Taxi! Taxi!

Hurry up, in you go. Eh, to the station, Mac.

Well, goodbye. Bon voyage, Sammy.

[gibbering]

[train horn blows]

So long, Sammy, see you in Miami.

[train horn blows]

[theme music playing]