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Yes, I'm aware it's Labor Day, but I'm not aware of the memo I sent where I

said nobody has to work because it's Labor Day.

Yes, I understand that you're home with your family and you're trying to spend

some time with your son, but I need those numbers.

I don't know how many ways I can say this. I need them today.

Not tomorrow.

I need those numbers today.

Good morning. What's up, Mom? Happy Labor Day.

No, this really isn't up for debate.

I can give you a couple hours. That's the best I can do. I don't have any

other flexibility around this. Are you really working on Labor Day?

Give me this.

You're done. No, I do not have time for this. Give me my phone back. Mom, you're

a workaholic. You've been working all month. It's Labor Day. You need some

rest. Son, can you please give me my phone back?

No, you're going to have it back in a little bit, okay?

I have so much to do today.

It doesn't matter. It's Labor Day.

Everyone keeps telling me it's Labor Day.

Let's get you out of this office attire. You need to rest today, okay?

Let's get you in your nice pajamas.

I can't work when I'm in my pajamas because I'm not in the right head space.

Well, that's why we're going to get you out of this.

Oh my god, I was in the middle of a conversation. Did you not hear me

talking on the phone?

Well, it sounds like they didn't want to be working either.

Well, that's the entire problem.

Well, you really need to rest, mom. You've been working so much, it's

getting ridiculous.

Well, I'm not quite sure who you think pays the bills around here, but there's

a reason why I work so much.

What do you mean?

Well, you can get back to it.

On Tuesday.

On Tuesday? You just said a couple of hours, so I'm going to hold you to that.

I have to be working today.

Fine. At the very least, help me get this off you.

We can start there, and then we can talk about it later.

Thank you.

I just don't understand why people are thinking that today is not a day that

we're working. I don't know why you're thinking that. I don't know why my

employees are thinking that. I didn't tell anybody that we weren't working

today. Well.

So stressful.

Let's not think about it right now. How about you lay down and I can give you a

quick massage.

As long as you're going to leave me alone after this. Fine.

Am I in the correct relaxed position for you, not working?

Yeah, this is good.

Here, turn around.

Someday you'll understand, but it's like trying to be paying the bills and having

to work, even if it is Labor Day.

Mom, shut up. It's okay.

Just shut up.

thinks that he doesn't have to work because the call just ended like that.

Now he probably thinks he's off the hook and I'm not going to get my number.

It's just really hard for me to relax when there's things dangling over my

head like that. I answer to people too.

Do you understand at least a little bit where I'm coming from on this?

Yeah, I get it, but it's also Labor Day. It only happens once a year.

Well, no, because then you have Thanksgiving and you have Christmas and

you have all these other holidays where people think that we don't need to be

working. And it's important to take some time off.

Why is that?

Because it'll help you be more efficient when you work.

I don't know about that. If you just burn yourself out, you're not going to

work that efficiently.

what they say and I don't agree with that at all.

Well, how about we try a little experiment? You just chill today and

then tomorrow maybe it'll work better.

You can get back to me on it. I already know how that experiment works out.

I get behind, I don't have the numbers, people asking me for the numbers and

that's a problem.

call them back at some point reminding them that I do need those numbers and

that my call just got disconnected for some strange reason.

Maybe you're not all wrong about the relaxing. This isn't awful.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay.

You really made me do this, aren't you? Yeah, I am.

In my pajamas, trying to get me out of my work brain.

Uh-huh.

That's kind of the point, Mom.

Your brain is always activated, like, on go.

You need to just chill.

Just a little bit, right? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, just a break.

I think I can agree to a break. I'm feeling a little more relaxed.

All right.

So yeah, just lay down, get some rest.

Make sure to eat your breakfast whenever.

But you're not getting bit for at least a couple more hours.

Yeah, it's okay. I'll get it back to you in a bit.

Yeah, so about those numbers.

Yep, now I understand that you're still with your son.

If you want your stupid son to go to college, I highly suggest you get me

those numbers.

Today.

I don't know what you're not understanding.

By the end of today, I need those numbers.

Oh my god, mom. You're still working?

Yep. Not kidding.

End of today. Those numbers.

Thank you.

You can have them back later.

It's still Labor Day. What are you doing?

I still want to get those numbers I need.

You can get them later. They're not going to go anywhere.

Okay. Well, they need to be going somewhere. They need to be coming to me.

God, you need to calm down. You've been working so much.

All right. Obviously, the massage didn't work, so let's try my medication.

A meditation? That's stupid. I don't even know what that is.

Well, lucky for you, I know how to meditate, and I can guide you through

this. Okay, so sit down.

There you go.

Okay, now try to just breathe for a second.

I'm breathing.

Oh, my God.

I was working out. I was doing something for myself.

But you were all busy. I can multitask.

You should just be focusing on one thing. That's the point of meditation.

Let's focus on just your breath. Mm-hmm.

I'm focusing on my breath and those numbers that I need by the end of today.

Oh, my God. Will you please stop talking?

Okay, clearly there's only one way to shut you up.

Mm-hmm.

Just be letting him out.

Now just try to pretend that you're in a nice, grassy plane with a nice breeze

coming through, and you're just sitting down, meditating.

Now just try to relax and focus on your breath.

Okay, it's really important to try to calm down.

and release some stress whenever you can.

Am I still supposed to be in this meadow or wherever I am?

Yep.

Be quiet. Try to just focus on yourself right now. Good breath.

Yeah,

the numbers will still be there after you're done meditating, okay?

Don't you feel better already?

Yeah, I am feeling much more relaxed again like you said.

Yeah,

I think that's just what you needed.

I'm nice and relaxed, and I'm just going to go take a shower.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to take this, though.

I trust that you're just going to take a shower. That'll be a good way to relax.

Yeah, of course. Just a shower. No more workout.

You have no more phones, right?

No, of course not.

We've already taken two. How many phones could I have?

All right. I trust you, Mom.

Okay. Thank you for helping me relax again. Yeah, of course.

My pleasure, Mom.

I just care about you, okay? I know, I get it.

Alright, so yeah.

I'll let you go take your shower.

Alright, thank you.

Thanks, sweetie.

Love you, Mom.

What the fuck is this?

These numbers are all wrong.

I don't care if it's Labor Day or your son's birthday.

Stop singing happy birthday and go do your job.

Hi, Mom.

Since you've been such a good girl, I decided to give you back your Bluetooth.

Still working?

I'm just finishing up a couple of things.

Do you have another phone?

No.

Then I can see your Bluetooth.

I... Where is it?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just wrapping up a couple of emails.

Give me that.

Where's your... Where's the phone? I told you I don't have a phone.

I'm just working on my laptop.

That's... Bullshit. I don't feel anything. You took all of my phone.

Stop working for a second.

Okay, let me find a phone.

I don't have one.

Then what were you using your Bluetooth on?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I just heard some vibrating.

No. Yes. It must be my laptop overheating.

Is it in your pan?

Why would I do something like that? That's ridiculous. You took all my

phones. I'm just working on the laptop and I'm almost done.

Take this off.

I told you I need to be in my work clothes to get work done.

Well, that's why I'm taking it off because you need to stop working.

What is going on here?

God.

Take this off. This is ridiculous.

I'm just wrapping up a couple of...

There's no phone down here? No.

That's bullshit. Take this off.

Are you serious?

It's gotta be somewhere, right? I can literally feel it vibrating.

I told you, it's the laptop.

Laptops don't vibrate.

What are you talking about?

What is this?

No, how did I get sick?

That's ridiculous.

Okay, you need to stop working and just chill.

I can't relax when I have work hanging over my head like this. And you can't

tell your employees not to think happy birthday to their children. That's

crazy. Well, it's distracting him from getting that he sent me all the wrong

numbers. And so now he has to do it all over again. So maybe he should just

focus the first time.

I know what I'm doing. There's a reason why I made it to where I am at my job.

I get that, but a lot of people don't like the way, how bossy you are.

Not bossy. I'm just opinionated and confident in the work I do.

Somebody has to be in charge, you know?

Uh-huh.

You need to relax and stop working so much.

Of course, sweetie.

Are you still working?

I told you, I just have a couple of emails to wrap up.

I will be done soon.

Okay, I need to distract you somehow.

Lay down.

This is ridiculous.

Abby,

you're still working.

What are you doing? Let me finish up this one.

What?

Are you kidding me? Nope.

I'll be able to relax and spend some time with you if you just let me get

this email finished.

See,

if he had just found my ass... All we can do here is now have to email my

bosses to explain to them why they don't have their numbers or mainly why they're

all wrong.

You know your boss is learning to work today, right? Yes, we are.

Look, the green dot is on. It means they are working.

They probably just left their computer on.

No, no.

I'm so guilty. I'm so guilty. Oh, my God.

You don't understand what it's like to work responsibility.

Oh my

God.

My son wouldn't let me work today. What am I supposed to say?

On his labor day.

What the fuck?

It's a holiday.

She doesn't spend it with her family.

I don't know about that. If labor means work, does that mean we're supposed to

be working?

I care about you, mom. You need to chill. You need to relax and

have some time for yourself.

You're always working.

and I was only able to pay, so... You need to spend some time with your family

also.

Relax when all I'm thinking about is everything else that needs to get done.

And you should have a breathing meditation when you do this. Oh, that's

just awesome. Yeah.

You said it helps.

You said it helps.

Are you fucking serious?

Leave it alone.

By taking things off.

I don't know if you really understand how all that works, but that's not how

it works.

It works so much. You can catch up to it later.

I know, but like I said, you get behind and then now I'm behind. And as soon

as we get behind and everything, ugh.

Shh.

Just be quiet for a second.

Ugh.

I hope you know all this music is working later into the night now. I

still have to get it done.

Oh, why can't you just do it tomorrow?

Yes, tomorrow I have a million other things to do.

Are you serious, woman? Stop.

Stop.

You can call and explain why we should be working on this. I thought you were

saying you were the boss. Aren't you? I'm still answering to people.

I'm some people's boss, but I have my own answers as well.

to have another boss.

Well, that's what I mean.

I'm trying to not.

Have you ever heard the saying that good workers get punched with more work?

Yes, you can keep proving yourself.

I just need to do more and more work.

I have to talk to you like this. You just keep working.

I can literally

hold you down.

Make you stop working.

You're so fucking ridiculous.

Come on, come back.

Oh god, oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Oh fuck, that was great.

Are you kidding me now?

I'm gonna keep it. I'm gonna be eating these again, okay?