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October 1997
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- With or without glasses?
- Without.
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- Won't we get double chins?
- Make us beautiful.
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Center it.
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One, two, three.
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Anyway, Lorenzo's a real jerk.
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Men are born elemental and die that way.
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But Lorenzo's a super hunk!
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Good as chocolate chip and sprinkles.
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Perfect.
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He's two-faced, I can't stand him.
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"Two flavors are better than one!"
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We didn't play hooky to talk about males,
if Lorenzo can be defined a male.
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He's an invertebrate.
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We're women, adults,
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and it's time to live.
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I don't want to get like my mother.
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I want more than a mortgage
and a Saturday hair set.
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What do you mean?
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I mean if, in 20 years,
you've become ladies,
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I'll disown you!
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Us, ladies?
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You're the first to risk.
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Who knows how we'll be in 20 years.
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I'll be enormous.
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I'm 18 and already feel old.
At 40 I'll do a total makeover!
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I want to die first.
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I don't want to lose you all.
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Swear, even in 20 years,
we'll all be there for each other.
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For me, you'll always be there.
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- Always.
- Always.
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- What?
- Always!
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- What?
- Always!
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- Because we...
- Know no fear!
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It's a gliding flight
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That nails us to the wall
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Like crucifixes
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But how can I remember now
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I'm no lady
One with all the stars in life
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I'm no lady...
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About 20 years later
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Only knowing
your intimate part
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can you discover yourself.
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- Because you lie...- Lots.
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Life Coach
Ten Steps to Win Him Back
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- How many times have you done it?Lots.
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Remember, your vagina never lies.
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I'm different now, a real actress,
I feel heady on stage...
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Still an aspiring actress
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Mom, I'm moving to Dad's.
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Where are you going?
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- To Dad's.
- The caveman!
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To do what you like.
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Excuse me a moment.
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I'm sick of living here.
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Photographer
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Our vagina wants to live.
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It wants to scream,
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climax, laugh, live.
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Let's let it soar. So, breathe in,
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contract it and dilate it, excellent,
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because our vagina is ageless!
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Because our vagina is ageless!
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All together! The vagina is ageless...
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How dare you talk like that!
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- Can't you see I'm in tryouts?
- Good, do your tryout!
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I'll slap your face!
Sorry, I never use violence.
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Sure.
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You must learn to respect the rules
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and realize that in life...
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the trials never end, right?
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At 40, I don't want to be like you.
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"Hen Party"
Chiara created this group
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Chiara: Coming from San Francisco,
getting married in a week!
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I want a Hen Party with all of you!
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Eleonora: You're pregnant?
Who are you marrying against?
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Vanessa: Marrying?
Condolences! P.S. Never give birth!
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Chiara: It's all organized for Friday!
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It's mad but you've got to come!
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See you at the Hotel St. Regis
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Linda: Chiara, you're crazy!
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Chiara: And Akiko?
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Follower of Baba Yogi
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I failed in everything,
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even as a mother.
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What a pain you are!
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Stop kicking shit on yourself.
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If Chiara were here, she'd slap you.
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It's truth, not shit,
and it can stink even more.
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How long since Chiara's been around?
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Seven years!
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And Ele and Akiko? Will Akiko come?
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I don't know, not even a text, nothing.
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Where did I go wrong?
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Why didn't my folks stay in Florence,
in the cradle of the Renaissance?
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- We'd never have met!
- Could Chiara be pregnant?
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- She'd have said so.
- This marriage seems bizarre.
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And at the St. Regis!
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It's bizarre she made millions
with bitcoin, isn't it?
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How can everyone hack it with Internet
and I get just my mother's texts?
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“You were so cute as a child,
what happened?”
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Oh, no. I'm getting like Mom!
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- Diet today?
- Are you nuts? Today we drink!
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- I must find a husband at this wedding.
- Another?
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But this time he has to be straight,
handsome, rich and know that a woman
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is worth her bra size.
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HEN PARTY
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Tell all.
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My shrink says to stop talking
and experience things.
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So, who are you
experiencing these things with.
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No one special and anyway,
it's already over.
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- I see, Pinkie!
- As if a dick were everything!
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It is everything!
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- Got a picture?
- If you mean a picture of his dick, no.
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- How vulgar! I meant features.
- Sure, features....
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I bet Akiko's not coming,
we'll be lucky if there are three of us.
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Hello.
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We're Linda Di Matteo and Vanessa Curti,
Chiara Gentile is expecting us.
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Yes, let me check.
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Ms. Gentile has booked a suite for you.
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- A suite?
- The Royal Suite.
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I'm in my element!
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You're awaited in the garden.
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Enjoy your stay.
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Cute.
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- Is that Akiko?
- She brought a pig?
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Akiko, it's nice to see you.
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- The little guy?
- Puja, she's a female.
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I love pigs too.
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I saved her from slaughter.
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You could have sent a voice mail
saying you'd bring company.
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I know, forgive me.
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I came because I care for you all.
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My feelings are sincere,
authentic, antique.
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But don't ask me to stay,
Hen Parties make me sad!
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Drunken women talking about organ sizes,
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cheating, lost chances,
then at a certain point, who comes?
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- Who?
- The male stripper!
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- God willing!
- See?
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As a woman,
I find it all deeply humiliating.
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Puja, come on.
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Splendid!
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Wow!
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A spread!
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How chic!
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Can you feel it too?
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I feel...
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a negative energy in this room.
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I feel rich here,
so, I'm in the right place.
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The power of bitcoins, I love it!
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The blessing of Baba Yogi is needed
to free this room from negativity.
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Huh? Come!
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She seems disconnected.
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- It's really, really serious.
- And in pajamas.
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- She's scary!
- What's she doing?
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- Look, her eyes are white.
- It's freaky.
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She's a lot worse.
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- A drink?
- I don't drink.
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I do, or things lump and come back up.
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- It's champagne.
- Good.
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- I thought she might stand us up.
- Eleonora makes us wait, like the bride.
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- It's darling here.
- Only the four of us.
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- Three, I'm not staying.
- You can never guess.
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What?
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I went to the garage
for my Mini convertible.
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The place was empty,
just a sleeping German shepherd,
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when a garage kid came,
he must have been...
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- 25?
- 20?
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Tall, broad shoulders,
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dark eyes, a black ponytail
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and a tiger tattooed on his chest.
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- A hick.
- El Tigre.
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El Tigre...
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The Prince Charming of the forest,
oily, dirty,
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his hands all greasy.
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He says: "Ma'am, the car's not ready".
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I say: "I'm meeting my girlfriends,
now what?"
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He says:
"Ma'am, want me to take you there?"
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Kind of him.
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We locked gazes, like hungry animals.
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He grabbed my waist
and slammed me to the hood.
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My 4,500-euro Ferragamo ostrich purse
flew to the ground.
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- Poor Ferragamo!
- Poor ostrich!
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He undid my 430-euro Missoni blouse
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and two jewel buttons tore off.
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He raised my 450-euro Prada skirt,
the zipper broke.
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- Unfortunate.
- He tore off my bra...
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- Flea market?
- No, La Perla!
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- I think: "Now I'm pissed!"
- In fact.
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When I feel
the Malaysian tiger inside me...
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- You're sure it was a Malaysian tiger?
- A wild animal, a werewolf.
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A werewolf or a Malaysian tiger?
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Aki c'mon!
A Malaysian tiger with a werewolf graft.
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But sweet at times, he was...
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like a kitten.
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A kitten?
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- Yes, brutal, ma dulce!
- Why the Spanish?
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You could feel that everything he did,
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he did delicately, with love.
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Maybe he just wanted to hump you?
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No, he said he's loved me for months!
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Then, he pulled a jack from a car...
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- A jack?
- I can't say what we did with it.
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I bet you will.
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I'm at the height of pleasure.
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Rex starts howling,
El Tigre, to distract him,
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kicks my little Ferragamo.
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Rex catches it midair like a bone.
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I don't know whether to climax
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or retrieve my 4,500-euro purse.
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What did you do?
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What did you do?
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- I decided to climax!
- Wise.
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- What's that?
- A sow.
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Poor thing!
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Akiko's sow, Puja.
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Are you crazy? Bringing a pig in here!
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And if it shits all over?
I'm not paying damages.
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She's more intelligent
and better behaved than a puppy.
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I need a drink.
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- And Chiara?
- Brides always make you wait.
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- Aki, a little champagne?
- I don't drink anymore.
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- It doesn't seem so.
- I'm a fruitarian.
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I eat fruit,
no corpses, animal nor vegetable.
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And so, no wine?
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Wine is rotten grapes, fermented,
gone bad.
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Don't be a biological nun today.
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I'm not a nun
and I'm no longer even Akiko.
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- What do you mean?
- I may not want to know.
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I'm a flamingo!
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Wonderful.
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Alcohol, thank you!
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I've been born again.
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- I did rebirthing!
- What did she do?
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Rebirthing.
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Oh God, they're ashes?
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Through this ritual,
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you relive
the traumatic experience of your birth.
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You see your previous lives
and finally know who you were.
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I was a flamingo,
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a pink flamingo.
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You've been quite fashionable lately.
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Especially the inflatable version
for the beach.
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- Where's Chiara? I have to go.
- You know they're joking!
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In this zoological garden of life,
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have you found the male flamingo?
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I needn't look for a male flamingo.
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- I have to find a penguin!
- What? I'm interested.
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If, as a woman,
your guide animal is a pink flamingo,
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you have to find a man
whose guide animal is a penguin,
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and who wants to join with a woman
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whose guide animal
is a pink flamingo, understand?
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- Yes.
- No!
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I'm a very lucky woman
255
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,120
because the penguin
is the perfect man, he can fly,
256
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,680
he can swim and if need be,
he can also ski.
257
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,280
Since when do penguins fly?
258
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,840
The male incubates the egg,
not the female.
259
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,200
That so, Sofia would have
done it with a penguin!
260
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,480
It's tops, the male incubates,
the female goes off shopping.
261
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,920
- She eats, drinks.
- Goes to the gym.
262
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,880
There's no point making fun of me,
263
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,240
the penguin is the perfect companion.
264
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,200
Get it?
265
00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:02,200
A toast to the four penguins
we'll pick up tonight.
266
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,520
Three! Linda's already paired with a
penguin, she just doesn't want to say.
267
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,840
I haven't paired.
268
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,080
It must have the shiniest beak,
the best webbed feet,
269
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,200
but you won't share.
270
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,440
I've never shared,
if anything, it was you who took.
271
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,840
Yes, a long, long, long time ago.
272
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,640
Knowing you, he must be
as fascinating as George Clooney,
273
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,760
rich as Bill Gates and intelligent as...
274
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,240
As...
275
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,760
Girls, the name of an intelligent man?
276
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,080
What's this?
277
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:54,000
- Let's drag it inside.
- It's for us, maybe a treasure.
278
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,720
I could use a little joy in life!
279
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,640
C'mon! Oh, God...
280
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,080
- Get up!
- Idiots, what's so funny?
281
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,040
- A little jump...
- Don't shout in my ear.
282
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,240
- Shut up and drag.
- Put it here.
283
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,480
It's locked.
284
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,040
You're joking...
285
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,320
There's no key, but there's this.
286
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,920
"Youth is beautiful, yet it flees!
287
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,560
Those wishing to be happy, can be,
the future holds no certainty.
288
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,680
Happy hunting, ladies".
289
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,280
- That's by whatshisname...
- It's a game?
290
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,280
Whatshisname, c'mon!
291
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,800
Why am I in your company?
It's... Lorenzo the Magnificent.
292
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,400
- It's a treasure hunt!
- What's the treasure?
293
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,560
- Us!
- How do I know?
294
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,160
Don't you get it? Hotel, youth...
295
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,400
- Chiara never called us ladies.
- Exactly! She hates "ladies".
296
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,600
Where will ladies find their youth
in a place like this?
297
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,840
- I have no idea.
- In the spa!
298
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,120
In the spa.
299
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,600
Ignorant, but sharp.
300
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,920
Good for you! Good luck.
301
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,280
Come on, Puja.
302
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,800
Aki, wait!
303
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,520
C'mon, don't be a party-pooper!
304
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,400
Listen, I haven't shaved.
305
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,240
Akiko, please.
306
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,760
Will you listen a minute?
307
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,200
Let me go!
308
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,400
We can't do this without you.
309
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:40,480
Ever since Chiara left you refuse our
invitations, you stand us up.
310
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,200
What's happened?
311
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,880
Being together
makes me that 20-year-old loser again,
312
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,600
the one who can't speak Italian well
and always says yes.
313
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,160
I've taken a path,
I've found people who really love me.
314
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,480
We love you too!
315
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,080
Sure, you love me like a sad case.
316
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,320
If not for us, do it for Chiara!
317
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,360
She's always defended you,
always told you the truth, remember?
318
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,240
Akiko Kakimoto.
319
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,000
Akiko crap in motor,
Akiko crap in motor,
320
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,040
Akiko crappy dodo...
321
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,040
Chiara!
322
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,000
Chiara thought of absolutely everything.
323
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,840
- Let's look for the key!
- We change first.
324
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,280
Are you an idiot?
325
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,560
- Didn't you read the rules?
- Perfectly!
326
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,840
"Those wishing to be happy, can be,
the future holds no certainty!"
327
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,520
Jump in. C'mon, don't be ladies!
328
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,280
I'm wearing a thousand euros, no pool.
329
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,360
Bitch.
330
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,840
I’ll strangle you!
331
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,480
Akiko, come on in!
332
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,440
Come on in, come on in...
333
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,320
C'mon on in Akiko, the water's wonderful!
334
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,880
Summer 1998
335
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,040
For you,
to listen to the sea everywhere.
336
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,720
Chiara? They're all naked.
337
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,760
I said no bathing suit worries!
338
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,400
- You want us to vacation with maniacs!
- They're no maniacs!
339
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,000
I said to go
to my mother's in Porto Cervo.
340
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,560
- She'd even leave us her villa.
- You always go to Sardinia.
341
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,400
But we'd go to Ambra Night, the Ritual
342
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,520
and tonight be at Sottovento.
343
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,040
And you, sotto voce with some hunk.
344
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,400
No surprises here, at least,
345
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,560
you get what you see.
346
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,520
Interesting,
I hadn't thought of that.
347
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,240
Are you crazy?
348
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,400
Don't give a shit, like them.
349
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,640
Right!
350
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,840
Yeah, who gives a shit!
351
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,160
Yeah, let's go.
352
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,840
Hell with it all!
353
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,480
Are we looking in the right place?
354
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,200
Maybe we got the message wrong.
355
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,720
She could have sent a picture, at least.
356
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,320
- To see the groom.
- Maybe he's homely.
357
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,040
What's going on?
358
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,840
Nothing, we're checking the mud
for dryness.
359
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,320
Oh, God!
360
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,400
- Okay, make sure it's tops.
- Just relax.
361
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,360
Like the merchandise?
362
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:23,800
Now the mud's at its best, it's tops.
363
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,000
Relax, we'll come by later.
364
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,360
Stay there.
365
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,000
I'm staying.
366
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,560
We don't work miracles
367
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,760
To listen to the sea everywhere.
368
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,480
- Sorry, what did you say?
- Nothing.
369
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,040
- Do you need anything?
- Nothing, thank you.
370
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,960
The key!
371
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,280
Girls, I found the key!
372
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,360
There's no stripper!
373
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,440
What gave you that idea?
374
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,600
- A stripper, I wish!
- Why would you come to the hotel?
375
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,640
We'll talk later.
I'll call as soon as I'm done.
376
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,520
I promise, till later.
377
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,960
Sure, pretty, but white...
isn't Chiara the one getting married?
378
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,200
Last time I wore white
was my confirmation.
379
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,000
Pinkie won't let go!
Didn't you say it was over?
380
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,760
Pain in the ass...
381
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,480
Nice though, eh?
382
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,680
But I'm afraid!
383
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,760
I'm not sure I can position my melons
in that chaste space.
384
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,800
Do you know why the clothes?
385
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,480
- No, but we have to wear them!
- Not unless it's organic fabric.
386
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,600
Don't be a pain,
throw on these vestiges of youth.
387
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,880
Calm down.
388
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,120
Let's put them on, Chiara's coming.
389
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,480
I won't tell you
what's awaiting you downstairs!
390
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,720
Give it back, I had it!
391
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,080
Evil oriental, come here!
392
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,280
- Give it to me!
- No tickling!
393
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,600
Stuff her in the trunk,
she’s tiny, just fits.
394
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,400
In the trunk!
395
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,560
- Where's he taking us?
- Does it matter?
396
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,640
Chauffeur! My good man!
397
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,160
I feel a slight yearning.
398
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,360
Oh, yeah, but it's not exactly hunger...
399
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,760
It's more a desire for something good!
400
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,120
My dear sir, might we call you Ambrogio?
401
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,240
My name's Adrian, but Ambrogio is fine.
402
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,080
Yes.
403
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,320
Roguish red-heads steam me up.
404
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,520
I've been working for Ms. Gentile
for three years.
405
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,480
Hear that?
406
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,320
That's foresight.
407
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,440
You were real bitches
not letting me bring Puja.
408
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,280
Be serene, we're pigs enough.
409
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,840
When will she ever again
get a Royal Suite all to herself?
410
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,520
Ready?
411
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,480
Go!
412
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,760
Me!
413
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,120
To Chiara!
414
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,200
To Chiara's boobs!
415
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,120
- And to mine too.
- That you didn't have before.
416
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,560
Akiko come here!
417
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,760
Hey, the music!
418
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,880
I'm sorry,
but there's a voice note for you.
419
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,560
Go.
420
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,200
- How's it going, girls?
- Great!
421
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,800
- When are you coming, Chiara?
- Talking with the voice note?
422
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,520
I have no words...
423
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,160
Adrian, whom I'm sure
you've already called Ambrogio.
424
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,400
Yes!
425
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,240
He's my driver and yours for tonight.
426
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,440
- Thank you!
- All ours!
427
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,160
Not for everything, eh?
428
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,920
I'm coming, but the hunt goes on.
429
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:30,000
I want you free, no holding back,
having fun
430
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,120
and overcoming your fears!
431
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,080
We know no fear, we know no fear...
432
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,200
We know no fear!
433
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,560
- What'll be the next clue?
- Who knows?
434
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,080
I want to tell you something.
435
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
I saw Eleonora in the bathroom
with a syringe.
436
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,880
- I think she's on drugs.
- What are you saying?
437
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,000
- I'm very concerned.
- Shhh, she's looking at us!
438
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,880
Ready for a whirl?
439
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,640
- Which one should we take?
- C'mon!
440
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,640
April 1999
441
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,480
Let's be serious for once!
442
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,960
- Go, concentrate.
- It's the last one.
443
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,600
High-five!
444
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,640
Good for you!
445
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,440
High-five me!
446
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,280
Little fish!
447
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,960
I wonder if it's male or female?
448
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,760
This is for you.
449
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,840
Charleston, nice, did you name him?
450
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,920
- It's not the name of the fish.
- The brand?
451
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,320
- No.
- The breed?
452
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,200
Forgive them, they've no idea.
I'm just company.
453
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,840
A civilized society should have proper
interaction between man and animal...
454
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,560
Knock it off!
455
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,960
Yup...
456
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,640
- Let's go?
- Thank you.
457
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,360
Ma'am, not the elephant!
458
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,880
Sorry!
459
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,480
- Charleston is a clue from Chiara!
- They're crazy.
460
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,600
- Here's the Charleston!
- She knows us too well.
461
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,480
But, marrying at Halloween...
462
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,920
Welcome.
463
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,360
Hello!
464
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,600
Ms. Chiara has reserved an entire room.
465
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,200
She's lost her mind?
466
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,640
Hello there!
467
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,680
I'm scared to uncover it.
468
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,520
- Our exes' heads?
- One table's not enough.
469
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,000
If it's Lorenzo's,
there's no brain, like the original.
470
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,960
- Nothing to boast about, you know?
- Shall we lift?
471
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,560
Why change the subject
when we mention Lorenzo?
472
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,280
No arguing.
473
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,120
Argue... It's been 20 years.
474
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,200
- You always rub it in.
- See?
475
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,120
Didn't you take a spin on that ride, too?
476
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,080
- You're incredible, you know?
- I know.
477
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,000
Can we view?
478
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,760
For a moment I understood "can we screw".
479
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,840
What an idiot!
480
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,840
One, two, three.
481
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,920
No!
482
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,280
Our favorite dishes!
483
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,680
Chiara hasn't forgotten a thing!
484
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,960
Apples? How could she know?
485
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,480
Aki's profile is all apples.
486
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,040
Apples are very important.
487
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:39,840
One hundred thousand years ago,
all we ate was apples.
488
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,080
- We were healthy and happy.
- Think about poor Adam.
489
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,400
If Eve had picked a banana
instead of an apple,
490
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,040
she'd have saved us
from a load of suffering.
491
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,040
- There were no bananas in Paradise.
- There were.
492
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,760
Do you think,
493
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,360
we were wrong to start and finish
without her?
494
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,680
It's unplugged.
495
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,040
She's coming!
496
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,120
Dessert!
497
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
A bit of trash is what was needed.
498
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,920
No!
499
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,200
You want it all to yourself?
500
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,680
What would you do with it, eh?
501
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,240
Why don't you do a lectio magistralis
502
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,040
on the third step to win him back?
503
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,080
Then follow me!
504
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,440
A lesson on fellatio no!
505
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,840
Oh, come on!
506
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,880
If you've got art inside,
it's right to bring it out,
507
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,480
share it.
508
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,240
- At 40 you should have already learned.
- I'm not 40!
509
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,600
C'mon, give us a lesson.
510
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,600
Lesson...
511
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,880
Okay!
512
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,080
Okay.
513
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,760
Rule number one: a man's penis
514
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,160
is to be loved,
515
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,400
venerated.
516
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,280
So much abnegation!
517
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,840
Rule number two:
518
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,280
you should blow on the organ, like this...
519
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,200
Like this?
520
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,280
You'll hyperventlate like that.
521
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,240
Then it all gets cloudy.
522
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,440
- But the important thing is...
- The rhythm!
523
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,680
- No.
- Tenacity?
524
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,280
Your hand.
525
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,400
How you sue it makes the difference.
526
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,880
Not one...
527
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,080
but dos!
528
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,000
- Dos?
- If she says dos, is dos.
529
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,320
Girls, I've got such a desire!
530
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160
- For?
- A desire...
531
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,280
For another second course.
532
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:42,200
- I'm going to the toilette.
- Please, not tonight.
533
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,880
- I have to pee.
- Do as you like.
534
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,680
Hanging around with you has made me
feel like shit since I was 14.
535
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,440
You could have avoided
screwing my left-overs.
536
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,520
- A little mandrake?
- Isn't that a hallucinogenic?
537
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,280
Depends on the dosage, just a bit relaxes
538
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,200
and I'd say we all need to.
539
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,840
Yes, especially Vanessa.
540
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,560
Bitch.
541
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,480
- Pass it over.
- Wine's better.
542
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Pass me the left-over.
543
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,040
So, now...
544
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,360
I'm going to the crapper
545
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,280
with permission from the princess.
546
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,960
Fuck!
547
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,800
Oh, God, tell me it's not dead!
548
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,000
Oh, no!
549
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,920
Sorry Aki,
550
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,400
I'm a little tipsy.
551
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,880
All is impermanent.
552
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,840
We'll get another one.
553
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,160
- Pass this fucking mandrake.
- Yeah, pass the mandrake.
554
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,400
It might even do us good.
555
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,120
I hope this mandrake really hurts us.
556
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,280
Want to know why you and I
hurt one another so much?
557
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,520
Because we're sisters.
558
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,240
The others have their lives,
they've made their way,
559
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,960
not us,
560
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,720
we've stayed... attached.
561
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,960
You know, often...
562
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,360
I've wondered if I was glued to you
563
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,960
to hurt myself even more,
beside the most beautiful of all.
564
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,320
What are you saying!
565
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,120
Then what happened to me?
566
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,480
I gave life to another,
the most beautiful of all.
567
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,720
I need to tell you
something very important.
568
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,920
I love, I envy
569
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,200
my daughter
with passion of equal measure.
570
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,320
And I...
571
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,320
am left with a hole
that's never satiated.
572
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,120
Enough of all this.
573
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,520
Do you really think I love my body?
574
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,640
You don't know all the times
I've hated being beautiful.
575
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,320
You don't know.
576
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,920
One day,
577
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,800
one of the many shits
my mother had around
578
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,960
decided there was nothing wrong...
579
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,520
with putting his hand on my butt.
580
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:22,200
he decided there was nothing wrong
with putting it other places.
581
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,160
But I...
582
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,400
I was a child.
583
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,120
A child...
584
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,760
You never told me.
585
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,360
I was ashamed.
586
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,080
I thought it was my fault.
587
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,720
I'd have killed him.
588
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,080
I know!
589
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,040
I know.
590
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,120
I think
591
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,480
we should have eliminated
592
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,040
all those who looked at us
593
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,840
with ugly eyes and hands,
594
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,360
those who made us feel wrong
595
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,600
and dirty.
596
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,120
It's just that...
597
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,200
- That?
- The massacre.
598
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,920
Just you and me left on Earth...
599
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,440
I prefer Hades.
600
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,880
I'm no lady
601
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,960
One with all the stars in life
602
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,840
I'm no lady...
603
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,160
I don't believe it!
604
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,840
- It's fantastic!
- Loredana!
605
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,280
I, who am a sliver leaf
606
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,480
Born from a tree felled here
607
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,360
And who'd like to chase the wind
608
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,520
But who can't make it
609
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,040
What a tough struggle
610
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,480
To fall only meters away
611
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,280
From my misfortune
612
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,000
From my fear
613
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,720
It's a gliding flight
614
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,000
To be remembered here
615
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,520
For not knowing how to fly
616
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,480
But how to remember it now
617
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,360
I'm no lady
618
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,840
One with all the stars in life
619
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,520
I'm no lady
620
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,560
One for whom the war never ends
621
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,280
I'm no lady
622
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,080
One with few marks in life
623
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,040
Oh, no...
624
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,080
So, girls.
625
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,680
I mean Linda, Eleonora, Akiko.
626
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,000
- And me?
- And Vanessa.
627
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,080
- Are you here?
- Yes!
628
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,560
I have a message for you:
use time well,
629
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,040
because we don't know how much
we have at our disposal.
630
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:55,480
I'm 70 and I'm still no lady.
631
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,880
Loredana, Loredana...
632
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,040
Someone's waiting for you at the circus,
have fun!
633
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,760
- Chiara!
- Thank you!
634
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,720
Have fun! Bye!
635
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,360
What is it, a horror film?
636
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,960
- Chiara!
- Come out, Chiara!
637
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:25,800
C'mon!
638
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,600
There's Pinocchio!
639
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,240
E.T. phone home.
640
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,600
- I wasn't even born.
- A Teddy Bear!
641
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,800
He's so cute!
642
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,280
So sweet!
643
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,000
It must be Chiara.
644
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,040
It's not Chiara!
645
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,680
No, not a stripper!
646
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,960
No, please!
647
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,160
Hurray for Teddy Bears!
648
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,120
He's got a pom pom!
649
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,200
He's like marble!
650
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,840
I knew I shouldn't have come!
651
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,240
Yes, show us all...
652
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,080
- So, God exists!
- He's all black.
653
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,560
- You'll hurt!
- I just slapped him!
654
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,760
Chocolate candy.
655
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,440
Okay, he's lying down, he's very tired.
656
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,600
Good, Aki.
657
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,760
- Drink.
- Hydrate.
658
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,480
More, hydrate.
659
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,400
You've been bad, huh?
660
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,640
Ready?
661
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,720
Three, three, down, down,
three, three, down, down, down!
662
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,600
- Oh, God, he's dead!
- Don't yell.
663
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,480
- A heart attack?
- A stroke?
664
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,200
You wanted to drug him
but I bet he'd have done it anyway.
665
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,800
It's not a drug, it's mandrake!
You gave him some too.
666
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,880
You come down hard with this mandrake!
667
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:19,280
Either Teddy's allergic and in
anaphylactic shock, or you're a murderer.
668
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,640
Murderer? No!
669
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,240
He's alive, there's a heartbeat.
670
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,280
What effect does this mandrake have?
671
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,680
I don't know, it's the first time.
672
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:34,760
Girls, the only thing to do
is ask Master Baba Yogi for help.
673
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,800
Oh, great!
674
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,240
Cut it out!
675
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,680
You'll kill him, stop!
676
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,560
What is it? What's all the yellin'?
677
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,880
Teddy? You flattened Teddy?
678
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,240
No.
679
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,680
He was doin' three, four
hen parties a day,
680
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,960
he survived a Gypsy wedding
and you four...
681
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,680
- Don't get mad.
- We'll call an ambulance.
682
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,160
No!
683
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,480
Kicking him?
684
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,840
- What did you do to him?
- Nothing.
685
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,440
- Did he drink? You drugged him?
- No!
686
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,000
He drank some mandrake, a drug...
687
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,560
I mean, a natural herb.
688
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,280
It's all okay. Let's call an ambulance?
689
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,400
We can't!
690
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,880
The guy's illegal.
691
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:31,200
He came in on a boat,
I don't know if that's clear.
692
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,240
Excuse me, Mr...
693
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,760
Alfio.
694
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,600
Beautiful name! We'll just leave now.
695
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,080
Maybe I wasn't clear.
696
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:47,080
You created this mess
697
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,360
so now, poor Teddy...
698
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,600
you'll get rid of him!
699
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,920
But exactly where...
700
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,400
did I go wrong?
701
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,600
We'll take him to the Master.
702
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,720
This guy weighs a ton.
703
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,000
Let's call Ambrogio!
704
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,600
- Girls, he's slipping!
- Don't let go, Eleonora!
705
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,720
Don't flake out now!
706
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,840
Go easy!
707
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,640
- What do we do?
- Where's Ambrogio?
708
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,000
The key's here.
709
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,200
Please, don't do it.
710
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,720
Are you sure you can drive this train?
711
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,000
I even drive tractors.
712
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,320
Linda! No, I don't believe it!
713
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Oh, God!
714
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,720
Ready?
715
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,840
Careful, trains don't steer!
716
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,680
They're mad.
717
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,600
Careful!
718
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,320
I saw that, relax!
719
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,320
A car!
720
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:13,480
- We almost had an accident.
- It's all under control.
721
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,640
Let's take him to the hospital
before we end up there too.
722
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,000
Left!
723
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,520
I think he'll end up like the goldfish.
724
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,400
Maybe.
725
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,920
He made it across the desert,
think he won't survive us?
726
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,920
Respect for the temple.
727
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,440
Baba Yogi?
728
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,600
Can you tell us about this boy's future
and our own?
729
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,960
About our own, as for meditation,
730
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,880
we should always think of here and now.
731
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,280
Another important thing is,
at least the way I see it,
732
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:10,080
that all is one...
733
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,480
Okay?
734
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,360
Then, the future....
735
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,920
Where's the future? It doesn't exist,
just as the past doesn't,
736
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,240
only the present exists.
737
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,160
Your friend, in just a few hours,
fifteen, ten...
738
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,680
will be fine, don't worry.
739
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,960
I heard, it's all okay.
740
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,360
Girls, I'm speechless!
Now Chiara will get here
741
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,040
and discover all this mess including
stealing the limo.
742
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,680
We'll be found dead in the limo
in a ditch.
743
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,280
Stay calm.
744
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,640
No one will die, and it's no theft
if we return the limo to the hotel
745
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,000
where Chiara's waiting,
we'll explain the whole thing
746
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,680
and she'll understand.
747
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,680
- Maybe...
- And Teddy?
748
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,240
- We have to find a solution.
- Where do we take him?
749
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,840
Hold it!
I have a brilliant idea!
750
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,840
Now go in this flamingo
to your own country!
751
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,400
Go, you and the flamingo!
752
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,280
That would be your idea?
753
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,920
You're a racist bitch!
754
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,160
Know how it feels to go thousands
of kilometers for a better life?
755
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,400
Ending up in a foreign country
where you're treated like shit?
756
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,600
He's so heavy!
757
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,640
I'm not a racist, I'm just drunk.
758
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,800
Shit, Vanessa!
759
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,040
I'll do all I can to help
this beautiful human being, let's go!
760
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,840
Here we are...
761
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,440
One, two, three.
762
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:44,000
- Holy shit!
- He's so heavy!
763
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,480
What deep sleep!
764
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Puja's sleeping like a baby.
765
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:01,120
- Look at the mess she made.
- She was hungry.
766
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,640
Anyway, the worst is over.
767
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,960
As the Master said, just wait.
768
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,240
- Sure Santa Claus knows his stuff?
- The Master knows all.
769
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,560
Yeah, he knows all things
and smokes all kinds.
770
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,720
I have to speak to you,
I never knew I was so maternal.
771
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,080
- Maternal, you?
- Quiet!
772
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,080
Eleonora, I'm worried about you,
773
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,280
I saw you in the bathroom...
Don't touch me!
774
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,200
With a syringe! You're on drugs.
775
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,760
- What are you saying?
- Idiot.
776
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,120
Who the hell gives you the right, moron!
777
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,120
If your life is shit,
it's exactly like ours.
778
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:44,400
Yes, your life is shit
because you've always been envious,
779
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,480
envious of my career.
780
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,960
You want to be an actress! At forty?
781
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,200
Knock it off, loser.
782
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,880
Don't spread lies, I'm not forty.
783
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,960
You're jealous of my rapport with Linda,
784
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,760
but you're especially jealous
that I could
785
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:04,040
give life to another life,
while you're a woman without purpose,
786
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:06,480
because you're useless.
787
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,560
Vanessa, listen...
788
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:14,480
Let's not get swept up
in this negative energy.
789
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,760
Let go of me.
790
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,200
When I was a kid
791
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,720
I was terrified of getting pregnant.
792
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,680
Then it happened.
793
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,040
Once.
794
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,480
Only Chiara knew.
795
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:40,480
I aborted.
796
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,800
When I woke up that morning,
797
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,040
I felt a great void inside,
I screamed and implored:
798
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,200
"Please, give it back!"
799
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,840
But...
800
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,480
Forgive me!
801
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:59,760
Lorenzo?
802
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,440
Don't hate me.
803
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,800
I could never hate you!
804
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,680
I take injections for ovary stimulation.
805
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,080
I've had my eggs frozen
and want at least two fertilized.
806
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,600
That's why
we've seen so many twins lately.
807
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:21,040
People in love
should never get married, but they do,
808
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,560
because it's right.
809
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,720
They reproduce, because it's right.
810
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,880
When a baby's born, you never know
what stranger you've brought home.
811
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,520
Then, one morning, you wake up
and discover you're unhappy.
812
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,600
And you discover your husband is too
813
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,040
because he likes dicks.
814
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:50,040
- Maybe he's bisexual, eh?
- It's not bisexual now, it's fluidity.
815
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,800
I love you.
816
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,240
I love you, too.
817
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,240
When's Chiara coming, where is she?
818
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:05,480
Ambrogio will already have told her
about our tiny theft.
819
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,200
But...
820
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Didn't you say by bringing the limo back,
it wasn't a theft?
821
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,400
I'm no lawyer, but that is kidnapping.
822
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,440
If he dies, it's also murder.
823
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,720
Calm down, the Master...
824
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,120
The Master is a fucking addict!
825
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,720
- Don't talk about him like that!
- Cool down.
826
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,880
I'll resolve this mess!
827
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,960
- By doing what?
- By calling someone who can help us.
828
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,440
- El Tigre!
- The tire dealer?
829
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,600
He fixes tires and problems too.
830
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,320
Versatile.
831
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,560
I told you what Lorenzo's like.
832
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:57,040
Oh, God, I told you, they saw us!
833
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,240
All you give me is enormous grief.
834
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,320
- I said there was negative energy.
- I'm even poor now!
835
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,720
- Settle down!
- I'm sweating, all over!
836
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,960
Move, let's hide the evidence.
837
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,080
- C'mon, we can do it.
- God, he's so heavy!
838
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,240
- What are you doing here?
- Surprise.
839
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,800
- Not glad to see me?
- How did you get in?
840
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,400
Can I come in?
841
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,720
- I'll break the door down if not.
- You're on drugs!
842
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,680
- Let's see your pupils. Are you high?
- No!
843
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,280
No, I'm not drugged!
844
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,480
Hi, Sofi! How you've grown!
845
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,520
I see you've had fun, good,
846
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,720
you've drunk, danced...
847
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:52,720
good for you!
848
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,240
You have no right!
849
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,400
I didn't even want to come.
850
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,440
Sure...Where's the stripper?
851
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,920
No! Vanessa?
852
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,000
Sofia!
853
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,920
- What's your daughter doing here?
- I have no idea.
854
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,640
You said there'd be no men.
855
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,400
What did you tell her?
856
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,560
- Who the fuck's that Negro on the bed?
- Don't call him Negro.
857
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,600
The classic party
of 40-year-old women in heat!
858
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,040
It was just a game.
859
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,560
I don't get this connection...
860
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,680
Linda, you're a slut.
861
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,600
How dare you?
862
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,680
- Calm down.
- Did you screw him?
863
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,880
What the hell's it matter to you?
864
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,000
- No one's made love with anyone.
- For the moment.
865
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,080
You don't get it, I love you.
866
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,560
- What did she say?
- I missed it.
867
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,640
- Why did you do it?
- What did she say?
868
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,440
"Why did you do it".
869
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,760
Yes, Mom, I love Linda!
870
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,320
Shit!
871
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,680
You heard me, I love her.
872
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,800
I feel faint...
873
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,920
Vanessa, listen.
874
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,400
This “I love you" is exaggerated.
875
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,600
It was... just a kiss.
876
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,600
Only a kiss.
877
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,880
No, it wasn't only a kiss,
you know that.
878
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,040
Why don't you love me?
879
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,120
It's all negative energy.
880
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:36,400
You've smashed my balls
with this negative energy!
881
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,320
I'll kill you!
882
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,600
You're taking advantage of my daughter!
883
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,720
- A kid!
- I'm 18!
884
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,760
- I didn't take advantage of a soul!
- You're disgusting!
885
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,600
- You took revenge for Lorenzo!
- I don't give a shit about him.
886
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,120
- Let go of me!
- Can we talk?
887
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,120
No, we can't, don't even look at me,
888
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,480
you make me dirty.
889
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,320
- You could have told me but you didn't.
- I tried!
890
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,840
Mom, I love her!
891
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,960
Repeat that and I'll slap you so hard
your teeth will drop.
892
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,480
- You're mother's right.
- What did you say?
893
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,920
That you're right.
894
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,680
Let go of me!
895
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:23,320
So, my ex-husband is bi...
896
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,160
Queer.
897
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,720
Queer.
898
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,920
My daughter and my best friend
are together...
899
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,960
I have a splitting headache.
900
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:36,760
Hold it!
El Tigre's here.
901
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:41,520
This suite is a whorehouse,
my life is a film by Lars Von Trier.
902
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,720
Yes!
903
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,280
It's El Tigre!
904
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,760
He's come to save us.
905
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,840
This destitute would be El Tigre?
906
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,720
You're always so judgmental!
907
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,200
What a strange little animal!
908
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,200
Curious! Where did it come from?
909
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,760
Brutal ma dulce?
910
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,920
- Do we let him in?
- Where did you scrape him up?
911
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,280
In Medjugorje.
912
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,880
- You thought they were hot springs?
- I took a pilgrimage.
913
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,440
You did a wonderful thing.
914
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,480
I've realized
I don't want to live sexuality as death,
915
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,160
I want to live it as creation.
916
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:45,200
That's not creation, that's penitence.
Cut the crap!
917
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:49,480
I'm still the coach
of "Ten Steps to Win Him Back".
918
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,920
No need to play a part with us,
we're not kids.
919
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,000
- But she is!
- Now we three will have a talk.
920
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,920
You deal with El Tigre,
we three will talk.
921
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,480
You sit here, you here, now listen.
922
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:07,800
Believe me,
I've been trying to tell you all day.
923
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,920
I don't know how it happened
924
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:14,200
but I stopped immediately,
out of respect for you.
925
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,000
And for you.
926
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,920
We'd have suffered, you know that.
927
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,240
Using the plural?
928
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,960
Yes.
929
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,200
Sofia...
930
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:32,760
has an incredible mind,
she's a wonderful artist.
931
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,000
Thank you.
932
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,040
You don't know
all I've learned thanks to her.
933
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,400
But this thing ends here.
934
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:48,000
You're my family, I love you
935
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,520
and nothing must touch that.
936
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,080
Mom, I'm sorry, it just happened.
937
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,000
- I love you.
- Me too.
938
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,600
In here.
939
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,200
No problem, toots, just one thing
gives me the willies,
940
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,840
a bull's horns at my ass!
941
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,360
What's that talk?
942
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,840
Damn, all this meat here
943
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,080
can't be a picnic!
944
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,960
Anyone already tried?
945
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,520
- Unfortunately not.
- I'll handle it.
946
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:47,960
Look.
947
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,320
- Honey...
- He moved, didn't he?
948
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,360
- Nothing.
- No, he's not movin'.
949
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,320
Exactly what are you doing?
950
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,600
What am I doin'... judgin' his weight!
951
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,960
He's trying to see
if he'll fit in his Smart.
952
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,840
No, "nuthin' doin'", he won't fit.
953
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,640
He's a Smart himself.
954
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,400
Unless...
955
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,640
- We take him out in pieces?
- You're not well.
956
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:23,160
- I'm not well...
- What's "nuthin' doin'"?
957
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,600
Nuthin' doin', he's heavier than a boar!
958
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,680
Do you know
a Smart has a passenger seat?
959
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,400
And do you know
I came on a 'lectric scooter?
960
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,720
You maltreated your Ferragamo
for this individual?
961
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,800
He's so funny! And 25!
962
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,120
- What he can count to?
- No, something else.
963
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,280
Well, we're back at square one.
964
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,480
It's almost day,
the treasure hunt is a distant memory
965
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,120
and Chiara... will be here.
966
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:05,760
If no one's seen us,
we have to stay till he wakes up.
967
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,720
- So much for Chiara's celebration.
- So much for the Hen Party.
968
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:18,200
Teddy's resurrected, hallelujah!
969
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,760
Hi! Want a glass of water?
970
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,760
Wouldn't some Red Bull be better?
971
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,200
At least he'd energize a little.
972
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,160
I not drink.
973
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,320
You want kill me?
974
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,880
No, not at all.
975
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,200
You want beat up me?
976
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,960
Look, most I can do
is punch your little bear.
977
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,720
- Then you're a racist.
- No!
978
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:48,200
Don't worry,
no one wants to "beat up you", it's okay.
979
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,600
I and my firstborn are leaving,
because things...
980
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,760
You and your firstborn sit down, relax.
981
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,160
- Maybe it's just Chiara.
- Really!
982
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:02,120
You won't go back to Africa,
it must have been very difficult.
983
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:06,200
We know you're illegal
but no one will say anything.
984
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,800
It's just Ambrogio with a guy.
985
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:14,280
Akiko, take Teddy and Puja
into the bedroom.
986
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,640
Come on.
987
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,000
- We'll tidy up.
- What's to tidy?
988
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,600
- This takes a cleaning company.
- I'll open.
989
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,120
Good evening, ladies
990
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,120
or would good morning be better?
991
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,000
Is there a problem?
992
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,200
We've made too much noise?
993
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,080
It's a Hen Party, you know...
994
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,880
I understand it's a party,
995
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,960
but there are other guests in the hotel.
996
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,200
We girls go a little crazy
in these situations.
997
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:48,520
We have reason to believe
you've brought a Black man in.
998
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:50,600
How bizarre!
999
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,440
Us? A man?
1000
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,600
But, pardon me,
1001
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,360
why the need
to specify the color of his skin?
1002
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:01,520
What do you have against Black people?
1003
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:07,000
Besides, "ton sur ton"...
how can a Black man be seen in the dark?
1004
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,720
Yeah, it's like lookin'
for an albino in snow!
1005
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:14,000
Far be it,
I have nothing against Black people.
1006
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,560
Actually, my ex-wife...
1007
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,560
But that's another story.
1008
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,800
I'm not illegal.
1009
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,280
I'm Italian like you.
1010
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,640
I'm an actor, my name's Billo.
1011
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,440
- An actor?
- Yes.
1012
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,360
Billo?
1013
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,520
Yes.
1014
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,920
It's a beautiful name!
1015
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,880
And so are you...
1016
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,400
Meet us halfway,
1017
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:55,040
the director is our friend
but he's already been more than tolerant.
1018
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:00,080
Please collaborate,
there's nothing to fear.
1019
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:03,960
Is this man here with you, or not?
1020
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:10,040
No man, by now
we've returned to Madonna-hood.
1021
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,520
You're sure?
1022
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,880
So, you don't mind
if I call the police to check things.
1023
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:29,280
I adore being escorted by agents.
1024
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:36,960
The Marabout said
I'd meet a beautiful woman.
1025
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,880
Who's the Marabout?
1026
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,720
He's my life mentor.
1027
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,080
Like my Baba Yogi!
1028
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,320
I'll take a look around
if you don't mind.
1029
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,320
As you wish.
1030
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,800
Oh, God!
1031
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,160
I'm sorry.
1032
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:45,000
Ms. Chiara told me that together,
you'd be a time bomb,
1033
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,000
but I didn't think this much.
1034
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,000
Never underestimate Italian women!
1035
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,680
May I speak to you in private?
1036
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,120
Thank you.
1037
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,760
I have a task
and Chiara is waiting for you.
1038
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:02,840
Where is she? Enough of this game,
we can't take anymore!
1039
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:14,360
Laughing and joking,
the pink flamingo found the penguin.
1040
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:19,920
Looky, looky, looky,
there's a penguin who's besotted
1041
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:23,920
Starching in his collar
and a tie precisely knotted
1042
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:28,680
Goes for a stroll down village trails
with an air that's very chic
1043
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,240
Swingin' gently in his tie and tails
1044
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,080
He serenades in moonlight
to a window that he's spotted
1045
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:40,880
Where his darling's sleeping,
she's a penguin who's besotted
1046
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:45,720
"Oh, lovely daughter born of love,
I'm your slave, you're in my schemes
1047
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,480
Here I am,
please let me in your dreams"
1048
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:53,880
Softly, softly, softly, now
the penguin who's besotted
1049
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,200
Creeps away on tip-toe,
he's dejected, broken-hearted
1050
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:03,840
Then in the night rings out a shot
From the bar a sound assails
1051
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:08,360
The penguin shot himself
in tie and tails
1052
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,360
Your high school is nearby.
1053
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,200
How do you know that?
1054
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,800
Ms. Chiara told me
you often played a trick.
1055
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,680
She told you absolutely everything!
1056
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,040
Shall we stop?
1057
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,960
We're at our high school!
1058
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,680
Let's stop!
1059
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,040
Why not?
1060
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,440
Did you understand anything?
1061
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,640
Did you hear
Lorenzo crashed his motor scooter?
1062
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:32,080
Chiara?
1063
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,160
What are you looking at?
1064
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,440
I saw...
1065
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,120
What?
1066
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,120
- I saw how we'll be...
- The test's about to start.
1067
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:56,080
- What did she see?
- Nothing!
1068
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,080
C'mon, let's take this test!
1069
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,680
Girls, do we do it?
1070
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:13,440
- Well, it was a must...
- Before we played hooky.
1071
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,720
Yes, c'mon, let's do it.
1072
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,320
We...
1073
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:21,960
Know...
1074
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,800
No fear...
1075
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,080
Banzai.
1076
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,000
- Should I phone?
- Yes.
1077
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,560
- Think it's the same number?
- Do it!
1078
01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:46,040
Hello? There's a bomb in the school.
1079
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,680
Not prom! I said bomb!
1080
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:43,600
Wasn't that where we'd smoke,
dreaming of happiness?
1081
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:47,600
Yes, near the tomb of Keats,
the young poet.
1082
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,160
Yes, but Chiara?
1083
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:58,520
Here it is!
1084
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,560
- What nostalgia!
- Yeah.
1085
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,440
Where did we put our stuff?
1086
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:24,080
Never fear that I be trodden.
Trodden, grass becomes a path.
1087
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,680
What a fucking joke! It's not funny.
1088
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,400
I'm leaving, I'm fucking fed up.
1089
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:53,480
Let's call her.
1090
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:58,120
It's one of Chiara's classic jokes.
1091
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,440
It's a shitty joke.
1092
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:03,360
She said
she wanted to rest here one day.
1093
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,160
Please, now will you tell us
where Chiara is?
1094
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,960
Will you tell us?
1095
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:16,200
Take us to Chiara now, please?
1096
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,840
I wish I could, you've no idea.
1097
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,680
I'm calling her.
1098
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560
Where the fuck is she?
1099
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:47,280
- Hi, darling.
- Hi.
1100
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:43,560
Will you marry me?
1101
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:46,280
Yes.
1102
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:50,920
- You're sure? Don't feel ill, or...
- I don't feel ill, dummy!
1103
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:01,800
We got married in the hospital
1104
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:06,040
when she already knew
she wouldn't make it.
1105
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,040
Fuck!
1106
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:13,720
She died two months ago in San Francisco.
1107
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,040
She never came back.
1108
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,240
It's not true.
1109
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:29,320
You should have told us!
1110
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,560
We should have gone to her!
1111
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:35,000
Certain pain has to be experienced alone.
1112
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:41,360
- Why the fuck didn't you tell us?
- That's enough, please!
1113
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:49,640
Chiara made me promise that
after her death, I'd have reunited you.
1114
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,160
I promised her I'd let you raise hell.
1115
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:03,040
She said you'd have found
one another only in chaos.
1116
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,240
She wanted to show you
that although death is desperation,
1117
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:11,680
with disease trying to destroy you...
1118
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,680
she wouldn't let herself be destroyed.
1119
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:24,160
She wouldn't permit it.
1120
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,840
Chiara hasn't left us.
1121
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,920
Chiara is in the wind,
1122
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,520
in the scent of flowers.
1123
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,320
Hear the birds?
1124
01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:44,840
Chiara...
1125
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,920
is in each of you.
1126
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,960
And now?
1127
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:57,400
Now you're here and have to...
1128
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,920
Always be there for each other.
1129
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:06,240
Sorry, I can't take this.
1130
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,520
Swear, even in twenty years,
we'll all be there for each other.
1131
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,160
For me, you'll always be there.
1132
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:48,200
Always.
1133
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,280
- What?
- Always!
1134
01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:52,040
- What?
- Always!
1135
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,800
- Because we...
- Know no fear!
1136
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,880
Ready? For Chiara...
1137
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:01,760
Always!
1138
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,960
I did it, darling.
1139
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:11,720
I did it.
1140
01:26:53,280 --> 01:27:01,120
For Chiara Giuntoli and
all those who have left us too soon.
1141
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,760
3 ore prima
1142
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:07,480
Girls, you're really crazy,
but hugely likable.
1143
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,880
- What's that talk?
- It's Italian.
1144
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,560
He's certainly not El Tigre!
1145
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:15,560
His name's Billo.
Isn't it a beautiful name?
1146
01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:19,720
You saw him,
he's a dancer and also an actor.
1147
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:24,240
He acted, partly eh,
the fainting. He's great!
1148
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:27,840
Girls, the most important thing
is the next leg.
1149
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,880
Caio Cestio Street number 6.
1150
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,360
It's fundamental.
1151
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:37,520
- Leg? Who told you?
- Why didn't you tell us sooner?
1152
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:41,240
I couldn't, I had to wait for sunrise.
1153
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:43,920
In your opinion, I'm crazy?
1154
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:47,240
I come in Italy on a boat?
No, no, no!
1155
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:50,920
I come in Italy on a nice plane,
Business Class.
1156
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,480
Sure I'm Negro, but not stupid.
1157
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:02,040
The Marabout tell me
white women are crazy.
1158
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,280
- Where's he going?
- To the spa.
1159
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,920
Excuse me girls, but El Tigre?
1160
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,240
Puja! Puja?
1161
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,760
Where is she?
1162
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:21,880
You and me are pretty similar,
know that?
1163
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:24,880
I was kinda porky too as a young'un!
1164
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:27,440
I was a real pig!
1165
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,480
Here, more chocolate.
1166
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,640
I was thinkin'...
1167
01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:35,320
What if I take you home,
we keep company?
1168
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:37,600
I'm from the outskirts, livin's good.
1169
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:40,400
Ariccia, specialty's roast pork, it's...
1170
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:46,240
Maybe not Ariccia,
it's like a cemetery for you.
1171
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:49,280
More? You're messy!
1172
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:54,360
I'm messy like you, live with me
my place'll be a REAL pigsty!
1173
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,280
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