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(whimsical music playing)
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Bah! Everyone knows crystals
and plant signs are baloney,
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and the people who believe
in them are empty-headed fools.
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-(rustling)
-Wow.
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This hang is going great.
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I've always been flattered
by my plant sign.
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"Palm Frond."
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Just like me, they're breezy
and go with the flow.
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(shouts)
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How about you, Speckle?
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Do you want to get
your birth chart or tarot done?
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Draca is doing ours
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and it's really fun
and she's hanging out with us,
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she's our actual friend.
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Sorry, I'll be cool.
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Like a palm frond.
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Hmm. I'm with Tuca on this one.
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I know who I am. I'm Speckle.
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-S, for supportive, P, for...
-I'm Tuca.
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T, for tell someone else
about it.
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U, for you need to shut up.
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C, for can it.
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A, for ass.
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-Oh, well.
-Fine. Do me.
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But only because I like doing
the opposite of Speckle.
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Okay, my date of birth,
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the temperature
the day I was born,
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my mom's favorite song
that year...
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There you go.
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This is so stupid.
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It always says
my sign is a "Rose Thorn."
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Not a Rose Thorn.
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Ooh, Tuca.
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You're a "Lily Pad"
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Oh.
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"Lily Pads are impatient,
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with short attentions
spans and..."
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Ugh, I can't read
the rest of this.
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"Lily Pads are impulsive,
the life of the party,
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but might feel intense
loneliness at times."
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Hmm, yeah.
Beneath my clever quips,
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I do contain depths deeper
than you ever could imagine.
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See? This bullshit is fun!
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♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and
Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪
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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪
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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪
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-♪ Tuca ♪
-♪ And Bertie. ♪
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(vocalizing)
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(rooster crowing)
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♪ Deebee, deebee, wow ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Guy, he's so good ♪
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♪ Doing all the things
that a good guy should ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪
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♪ Oh, my, what a good guy ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Good Guy-uy-uy-uy ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪
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♪ He's so sweet ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Guy ♪
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♪ Very neat ♪
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♪ Mr. Good Guy, oh, my ♪
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-♪ What a good guy ♪
-(sighs)
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Don't talk to me till Speckle's
brought me my coffee.
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(laugh)
That's so funny.
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Yes, I know.
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This design for your affordable
housing unit is luscious.
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So editorial.
Magazine cover worthy. Oh!
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Thank you. I'm so glad
the people displaced
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by last year's flood don't
have to live in an ugly box.
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We're finally making
something beautiful
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that isn't just for
insecure rich dicks
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who need to overcompensate
for their teeny tiny beaks.
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My ideas are so nice.
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FRANCINE:
We still need approval
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from the Neighborhood
Council Board.
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It's tough getting a sit-down,
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but if anyone can catch up
to them, it's you, Speckle.
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Great.
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(grunting)
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Oh.
(chuckling)
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Is this the neighborhood
council?
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We're going around in circles
in the slowest way possible.
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Of course we're
the neighborhood council.
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Right. I heard
there was a problem
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with my proposed affordable
housing unit?
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Ah, what a beautiful design.
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We noticed you've planned
to include a communal park,
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-open to the public?
-(retches)
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We're not comfortable
with it being
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so open and inviting to,
you know...
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Poor people.
(chuckles)
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They take things.
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Every night they go out
and take things.
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Well, what if...
(gagging)
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Don't tell these people
what you really think
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or this whole plan
will fall apart.
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Ding-dong.
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Ugh.
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Drink buggy!
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(horn honking)
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COUNCIL MEMBERS:
Drink buggy!
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We'll consider your plan
if you include fencing,
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security, and make sure all
the doorbells are also cameras.
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And add a mural celebrating
how nice we are.
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Hmm, I guess the park
would still be open
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for the tenants and they'd
still get affordable housing.
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(cheering)
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(gulping)
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(groans, gulps)
Cheers.
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♪ ♪
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Come on, buddy, sober up.
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Got to draw a straight line
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(shouts)
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Great job convincing
the council, Speckle.
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Who cares about
a little fencing?
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We're making a real work of art.
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Guaranteed magazine cover.
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Yeah. Small compromise.
Totally worth it.
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Hmm, it could be in
Birdchitecture Illustrated
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or Building Boy Monthly.
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♪ ♪
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(humming)
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(sighs)
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CLIFF:
Hey, cool sneakers.
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Don't recognize them.
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You work on this floor?
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Sorry, I thought
this floor was empty.
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CLIFF:
(chuckling) Oh, yeah.
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This is your secret
pooping space.
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You're shit-shy.
Don't worry, I've heard it all.
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(chuckling):
No, I, um...
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usually hold it in
around others at work,
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as a, uh... sign of respect?
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CLIFF:
My man, this is our space.
Let it all out.
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(laughs)
I... uh... Okay.
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(sizzling)
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TUCA:
According to this astrology app,
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Lily Pads thrive
in relationships.
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I got to get
into a relationship, Bertie.
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You just got out of
a big one with Figgy,
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and that was right after Kara.
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Exactly, I thrive
in monogamous pairings,
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one after the other,
with no time to reflect.
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Do you ever see
a lily pad reflecting?
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No.
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They're too busy
being hats for frogs.
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Luckily, this dating app lists
everyone's plant sign.
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You're taking this plant sign
stuff really seriously.
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Like a total Lily Pad.
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Get out of here,
Fern Fiddleheads.
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Scram, Orchid Bulbs.
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Here we go.
This one's a Pinecone.
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Pinecones are the best matches
for Lily Pads.
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Is that a stuffed animal?
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It'll be stuffed when I'm
done with it. (chuckles)
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♪ ♪
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(munching)
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I was too tired to cook dinner,
so I finished all the take-out.
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Sorry.
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It's okay. I'll just throw
something together.
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(bell dings)
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When life gives you eggs
and strawberries, you make...
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♪ Strawbeggy omelette ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba! ♪
(laughs)
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Mmm.
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Ugh...
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Ugh, you won't believe
the day I had.
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Jamie was being so annoying.
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He kept asking me stuff and
it's like, "Hello? I'm busy?
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"Winter wants these
new taco salad desserts
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"ready by next week,
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"and I can't get
the green frosting guacamole
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"to not look like baby diarrhea,
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so could you just back off
before I murder you, Jamie?"
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Actually,
he's a really nice guy.
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It's not his fault
he gets on my nerves.
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So, Speckle, how was your day?
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Oh, I met with the local
neighborhood council
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to discuss approval on the...
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Actually, can we stop
talking about work?
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I had a really stressful day.
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Of course.
(chuckling)
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(sighs)
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Ugh!
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♪ ♪
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Eh?
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Wow!
Oh, Speckle, seriously,
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do not talk to me till
you've brought me my coffee.
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(both laughing)
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I'm consistently funny.
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By the way, Speckle,
we're having trouble
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getting the state subsidies
needed to build your project.
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You know how those government
positions work, Speckle.
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They're programmed to say no,
but I know
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you can charm them, Speckle.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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-(clangs)
-Hello?
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Am I in the right place?
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Oh!
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It is I, Zargoz,
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head of the State
Treasury Department.
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Right. I heard there were issues
with funding my building?
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Affirmative.
Due to budget cuts,
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the state requires
a change in design.
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Where are the windows?
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Zargoz has no need for windows.
Zargoz sees all.
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Okay. Uh... what if we keep
our original design?
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Can we still get the city
to subsidize
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a quarter of the costs?
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Authorized. On one condition.
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The bottom floor shall be
an overpriced retail box store
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with millennial branding.
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But that's an entire floor
of affordable units. But...
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-TINY SPECKLE: Stop talking.
-Huh?
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This deal is better
than nothing. Shut up.
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(ricocheting)
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But it's-it's fine.
(laughs)
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Hurrah!
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(whirring softly)
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(door closes)
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(zipper opening)
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CLIFF (laughing):
Hey...
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if it isn't my friend,
Mr. Cool Shoes.
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Shitting hard
or hardly shitting?
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-(laughing)
-How's your day going, buddy?
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Uh, good. Yes? Very good?
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CLIFF:
Hey, maybe it's 'cause
we're in a bathroom and all,
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but my BS radar
is going off the charts.
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Actually, work kind of
sucks right now.
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But you don't want
to hear all this.
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CLIFF:
My man, I'm here for you,
3:00 p.m.
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every day, same schedule,
totally shit-synced.
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Whatever you're holding in,
go ahead and release.
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Okay, okay.
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(whistling)
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Speckle, can you get my tea?
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I'm up to my beak
in this pico de gallo.
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Of course.
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My sweetie needs sweet tea.
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Hey, everyone.
Meet my new fiancée.
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Hello.
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(laughing)
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-Mazel tov.
-Fiancée?
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Yep, we're engaged.
We could elope at any minute.
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That's a threat.
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If you remove my ribbon,
my head falls off.
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(laughs maniacally)
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(shudders)
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Well, uh,
while you're both here,
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maybe you can give me feedback
on this recipe for work?
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Ba-boom!
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Nope. I'm not eating
anything green or gravelly,
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according to this guide.
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It's not good for my plant sign.
255
00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,964
Now I only eat orange foods.
256
00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:50,507
I feel so much better already.
257
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,510
Maybe that's just because
you stopped eating gravel.
258
00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,220
Here, just try the beans.
259
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,639
They're made from little boba
tapioca balls flavored with...
260
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,766
(grunting loudly)
261
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,392
-Oh, wow.
-Okay.
262
00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:01,852
Pitoo, pitoo,
pitoo, pitoo, pitoo.
263
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,896
Aw, Bertie, Bunny hates
your fool's beans.
264
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,522
Every day I learn a new thing
265
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,066
about my girlfriend
who I've known
266
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,901
-for a day.
-Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo.
-Ow.
267
00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,070
-She's, uh, certainly u-unique.
-Pitoo, pitoo, pitoo, pitoo...
268
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,905
We've been having so much sex.
269
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,656
-What?
-(laughs)
270
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,241
I've never throbbed so much.
271
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,327
We've licked each other
from head to hole.
272
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,789
I'm all chafed and raw.
(laughs maniacally)
273
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,002
Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, Bunny.
274
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,170
Ugh.
275
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,005
We're gonna go upstairs now.
276
00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:32,925
For more sex.
Extremely chafe-y sex.
277
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,510
(Bunny exclaims)
278
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:35,719
BUNNY:
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
279
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,722
Damn, she hated my boba beans.
280
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,433
No way. They're delicious.
281
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,435
But speaking of new people
in our lives,
282
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,437
-I made a friend at work.
-Oh, yeah?
283
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,398
Yeah, he seems really cool.
284
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,066
Helped me deal with some
stressful office stuff today
285
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,442
that was, like, totally...
286
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:52,277
You're thinking about the beans,
aren't you?
287
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:56,490
Oh, yeah, sorry. I have to
completely rework this recipe.
288
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,826
But I-I can listen
to your story first.
289
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,994
Go on, Bean. I-I mean, Speckle.
290
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,665
You were talking about,
I want to say... beans?
291
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,959
(chuckles)
Nah. Let's focus on you.
292
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:10,671
How about I break out the worry
vacuum while you get to work?
293
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,507
Aw, thanks, Speckle.
294
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,093
Whoosh. Whoosh.
295
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,889
-(laughing)
-Okay, so... (crunching)
296
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,975
according to this,
I'm going to need
297
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,601
my crystals
fully charged tomorrow.
298
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,186
(exclaiming)
299
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,730
But this guide says I shouldn't
use my crystals at all.
300
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,023
(crystal shattering)
301
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,985
-(grumbling)
-Aw, oh, my cramps.
302
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,695
I just want to know
what path to take.
303
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,488
I've been having such
a tough time lately
304
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,698
and-and-and...
305
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,658
Come here.
306
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,453
(laughs)
307
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,501
♪ ♪
308
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,300
(panting)
309
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,303
Ah!
310
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,679
I needed that.
311
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,015
By the way, I saw your email
312
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,434
about the need
for outside funding.
313
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,395
Yeah, I was thinking of reaching
out to some philanthropic org...
314
00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:09,813
Oh, don't worry, Speckle.
315
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,440
I already went through
the trouble of setting up
316
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,108
a string of investor meetings.
317
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:16,320
Let's get some money!
318
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,696
Oh, great!
319
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,531
It won't just be a building.
320
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,910
It'll be your stamp
on Bird Town history.
321
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:26,872
Hmm. I'm trying to decide
between two different projects
322
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,582
aimed at the betterment
of bird-kind.
323
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,542
Either I fund your project
324
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,544
and increase affordable housing
in Bird Town...
325
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:37,341
or I build a submarine so I can
go really deep underwater.
326
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,258
Uh...
327
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,676
Maybe while I'm down there,
328
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,303
I'll discover
a new kind of fish so ugly,
329
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,555
I'll name it after my brother
to get back at him
330
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,390
for sleeping with my wife.
331
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,559
Yep. I just talked myself
into the ugly fish thing.
332
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,560
Goodbye.
333
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,437
(sped-up talking)
334
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,149
(sped-up talking)
335
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,238
(sped-up talking)
336
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,200
♪ ♪
337
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,411
No. No moss.
338
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,622
Ooh, someone's learning Spanish.
339
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,708
Just kidding. The moss is dead
and, more importantly, broke.
340
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,085
(laughs)
341
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,630
I now represent
a different moneyed individual.
342
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,590
Pleased to meet you. I'm...
343
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,425
-Bruce!
-Let's talk money.
344
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,928
I'm rich now,
so I can fund your, uh,
345
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,764
beautiful, shapely building.
346
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,307
Oh, but I have one stipulation.
347
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,685
Okay, go ahead and tell me
that you want to turn
348
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,729
my building into the world's
largest sex swing or something.
349
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,274
No, why would I want
something I already have?
350
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,945
I just want to add one rule:
Only hot people allowed.
351
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,488
What? That's absurd.
352
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:44,116
Wait, what's your criteria
for a hot person?
353
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,660
Well, now that I'm rich,
there's nothing hotter to me
354
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,453
than a high credit score.
355
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,997
Those dirty little numbers,
356
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,166
climbing, but don't take
too many peeks
357
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,128
or else you'll make 'em
filthy and low.
358
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,379
(laughs)
359
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,006
-I'm getting, I'm getting out.
-Wait.
360
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,508
What if most of our tenants
are these "hot people,"
361
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,093
but we still get just one floor
362
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,470
reserved for the people
displaced by the flood?
363
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,097
Does that work?
364
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,767
One floor of nuggos
with low credit scores?
365
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,811
Hmm. Kinky.
366
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,895
Deal.
367
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,648
(shrieks)
Everyone's so happy now.
368
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,735
I love when money
forces people to agree.
369
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,779
Hmm?
370
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,494
I can't believe we're actually
accepting this offer.
371
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,580
It's just a start.
372
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,207
I'm sure you can talk Bruce
up to two floors
373
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,334
of affordable housing.
374
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,585
I don't think we should...
375
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,378
I need that magazine cover,
Speckle!
376
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:40,339
Not for me. For my mother.
377
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,383
She's dying. No, she's not.
That's a lie.
378
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,969
But that's how bad
I need this, Speckle.
379
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,805
Bad enough to lie
about my living mother.
380
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:52,643
If we stick to your ideals,
we get nothing.
381
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,102
It's like the saying goes,
382
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,814
"Don't talk to me
till I've had my compromise."
383
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,566
♪ ♪
384
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,235
(sighing):
My God.
385
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,200
Everything falls
386
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,369
on me, even though
I'm already doing so much.
387
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,205
I wish someone would just
help me for a change.
388
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,248
CLIFF:
But don't you have an old lady
to help take the burden
389
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,834
-off your back?
-Oh, yeah, I do. Totally.
390
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,379
But she has a lot of anxiety.
391
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,881
It's like I'm the captain
of a spaceship?
392
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,133
And I like steering the ship,
it's awesome.
393
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,552
But I'm also white-knuckling it,
trying to keep us
394
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,721
from getting stuck
in a black hole.
395
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,807
I love it, but sometimes
396
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,433
it would be nice
for someone else
397
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,893
to steer the ship for a change.
398
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,478
CLIFF:
I know that feeling, my man.
399
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,896
Hey, want to get out of here?
400
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,273
Maybe hang out somewhere
that isn't a toilet?
401
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,566
Oh. Yeah.
402
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,235
(toilets flushing)
403
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,486
What were you thinking?
404
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,239
(both whooping)
405
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,615
Yeah!
406
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,701
-(laughing)
-Oh, I almost forgot.
407
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,328
I'm supposed to meet Bertie
at that bar tonight.
408
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:54,329
CLIFF:
Oh, yeah.
409
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,872
You want me to drop you off?
410
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,874
I can just unstrap you
and you can tuck and roll.
411
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,668
-What?
-(laughs) Just kidding, buddy.
412
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,086
I'll swoop.
413
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,172
-Hey, why don't you join us?
-Oh, you betcha, my man.
414
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,260
Heck yeah.
Let's keep this hang gliding.
415
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,261
Oh, my God!
416
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,929
Hey, Bertie.
417
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,515
Hope it's okay I invited Cliff.
He's my new friend from work.
418
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,808
Nice to meet you, Cliff.
419
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,478
Hey, look at me,
I'm a cliff-hanger.
420
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,314
Huh? Oh. (chuckles)
'Cause of my name.
421
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,024
How did you...?
That's really clever.
422
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,151
Speckle,
423
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,111
you didn't tell me
she was funny.
424
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,863
(all laughing)
425
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,532
Speckle, I got to go
to the bathroom.
426
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,117
You got the check, right?
427
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,703
Oh, leaving my man
to pick up the tab.
428
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,289
I guess feminism has its limits.
429
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,957
(laughs)
Right, my boy?
430
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,375
(chuckles)
Uh-huh.
431
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,127
We have a joint
checking account.
432
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,337
Oh, relax. I'm just joking.
433
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,173
Well, sounds like
you're a chauvinist.
434
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,466
Oh. Just joking.
435
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,384
Ugh, that's so unfair.
436
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,304
How could I hate women when
I'm attracted to them, huh?
437
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,598
I guess what Speckle said
about you is true.
438
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,975
You are a black hole.
439
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,769
-What?
-Uh...
440
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,439
All you do is take, take, take.
You're just like my mom!
441
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,775
(softly):
No.
442
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,820
What was that?
Wh-Why didn't you back me up?
443
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,363
Wh-What did you want me to do?
444
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,157
Punch him in the face
like some kind of meathead?
445
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,743
Huh? Is that the kind of guy
you want me to be?
446
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,119
Head of meat-ed?
447
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,538
No, but it's okay for you
to push back a little.
448
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,123
Make someone uncomfortable.
449
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,209
Stand up for yourself.
And for me.
450
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,376
Why do I always have
to be the one
451
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,836
to step up for others, huh?
452
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,172
The only reason
I even talked to that guy
453
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,257
is because he actually
listened to me
454
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,009
while we did a poo together.
455
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,219
What?
456
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,553
I don't know.
I can't explain it.
457
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,139
Do you think I'm a black hole?
458
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,474
No, no. I mean,
459
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,434
I said those words
when-when describing you,
460
00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,770
but that's not actually
what I think of you.
461
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,856
You know, I think you're
a... giant candy cane.
462
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,361
Yeah. Candy canes are sweet
and fresh and pretty.
463
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,570
Just like you.
464
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,197
And then you lick
all the stripes off
465
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,742
and you've got a sharp,
white, candy knife.
466
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,203
Um...
467
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,207
Damn, bro, that was rough,
468
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,000
but it's a good thing
you're dumping her ass.
469
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,878
I know a place where we can find
chicks who don't talk back:
470
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,338
the Mannequin Warehouse.
471
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,632
Mostly female staff
and they're very meek,
472
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:14,553
so they let you do whatever
to the mannequins.
473
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,805
Get the hell away from me.
474
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,974
♪ ♪
475
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,772
Um... can you do my tarot
476
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:29,734
or align my chakras
or something?
477
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,573
SPECKLE:
The Good Guy, yeah.
478
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,617
That's, that's what I thought
I was, but instead I'm a coward.
479
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,411
Can you help me be
that guy again?
480
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,705
Nobody is one thing.
481
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:49,087
You're right. I can choose
to be something else.
482
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,422
I can be this guy.
483
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,715
The Assertive Man.
484
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,633
No, not what I meant.
485
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,886
I got it. No need to say
anything else.
486
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,345
Get out of my way, door.
487
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,723
(grunts, laughs)
488
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,142
I'm walking. I'm running.
489
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,269
No one understands me.
490
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,562
Maybe if I spoke more,
491
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,314
people would misinterpret
my words less.
492
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,733
Or would there then be more
to misinterpret?
493
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,318
Uh, anyway, how are you?
494
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,402
(growls)
495
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,612
I'm sorry, can we stop talking
496
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,988
about work, actually?
497
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,907
I had a really stressful day.
498
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,033
(growls)
499
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,534
It's odd.
500
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,953
Speckle was supposed to take us
on a tour of the site.
501
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,288
He is never late.
502
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:27,042
(laughs maniacally)
503
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,002
You all want a tour?
504
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,962
I'll give you a tour!
505
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:31,922
(laughs)
506
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,381
Sorry, I'm late.
507
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,175
I slept in the car
and then I climbed that beam.
508
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,137
Now, why even bother pretending
that something affordable
509
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,098
can actually be built for people
who need it most, huh?
510
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,601
Why not just jack up the price
on these puppies
511
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,811
by 500%?
Then we can put
512
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,647
an infinity pool in every unit
513
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,024
and have them drip-drip-dribble
into each other.
514
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,526
Then, add slides so all
the stupid rich assholes
515
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,446
who buy these things can slide
from loft to loft
516
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,073
and all fuck each other!
517
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,991
Slow down, this sounds amazing.
518
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,494
We love this new direction.
519
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,870
Zargoz concurs.
520
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,998
Nice work, Speckle,
you've done it again.
521
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,043
(laughs maniacally)
Oh, you like that?
522
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,295
Well, here's another
new development.
523
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,755
(grunting)
524
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,258
Zargoz demands to know,
why is he squatting?
525
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,885
Ooh, I'm into this.
526
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:21,596
He's not... Oh, wow.
527
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,598
He is, he is!
528
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:26,518
(bell jingles)
529
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,853
Tuca orange.
(laughs)
530
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,064
I know, the guide
is totally working.
531
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,524
I'm glowing with health.
532
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,608
(gags)
533
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,026
I've never felt better.
(gags)
534
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,445
Yes, can I have
an orange carrot smoothie
535
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,114
with extra carrot? Ooh.
536
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,533
And a... and a whole carrot
on the side?
537
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,120
Aah! Bunny's had enough
woo-woo bullshit.
538
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:49,916
So annoying. It's not very sexy.
(laughs)
539
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,711
-You think I'm annoying?
-Uh-huh.
540
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,171
(to "Shave and a Haircut"):
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doot,
you're dumped. ♪
541
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,798
(laughs)
542
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,967
♪ ♪
543
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,261
(laughs)
I knew it.
544
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,013
(crunches)
I was right.
545
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,223
Plant signs
are total bullshit.
546
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,474
(laughs)
547
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,019
Everyone, the takeaway here
is, I was right.
548
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,229
I, Tuca, am correct once again.
549
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,815
I'm not lost.
I know exactly who I am.
550
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:16,234
Give me those gravel chips.
551
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236
(moaning)
552
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,405
(munching)
553
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,911
Speckle, are you okay?
554
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,913
-Where have you been?
-Never better.
555
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,957
I just took a shit
in front of my boss.
556
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,751
-Like a cool guy.
-What?
557
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,755
And guess what.
This cool guy got fired!
558
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,173
(laughs)
559
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,009
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
560
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,553
I'm blowing up
my whole life here.
561
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,389
Oh! I'm not Mr. Good Guy.
562
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,933
I'm sorry, Bertie.
I'll go pack up my things.
563
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,436
You can keep the humidifier.
I don't deserve humidity.
564
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,272
-Shut up. Come here.
-But I...
565
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,066
Put your head on my lap.
566
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,778
Hey, look what I found.
567
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,947
It's the worry vacuum.
568
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,949
(whirring)
569
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,870
Wait, I like the one
when it says "Whoosh."
570
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,872
-I like that one.
-Good.
571
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:14,459
Whoosh.
572
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,961
-Is that better?
-Mmm, yeah.
573
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,922
Whoosh.
574
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,466
Whoo-Whoosh.
575
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,593
♪ ♪
576
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,665
-(horn honks)
-(laughs)
577
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,750
-Huh?
-(wind whistling)
578
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,460
♪ ♪
579
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:05,510
(dogs barking)
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