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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,215 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,299 --> 00:00:08,217 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 3 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:09,469 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 4 00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:11,137 ♪ Break out the pans ♪ 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,722 ♪ Sift all the flour ♪ 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,432 ♪ Yeast week is here ♪ 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,933 ♪ This is the hour ♪ 8 00:00:17,477 --> 00:00:18,895 ♪ Frost all those cakes ♪ 9 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,313 ♪ Get dough to rise ♪ 10 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ This is my chance ♪ 11 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:23,107 ♪ A kingdom of pies ♪ 12 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,235 ♪ Yeast Week is here again ♪ 13 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:27,820 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 14 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:31,032 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, bake... ♪ 15 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,952 ♪ I'm back to bake another week ♪ 16 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:37,288 ♪ The floor is mine, my tool is yeast ♪ 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,290 ♪ And much like bread, now I shall rise ♪ 18 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,918 ♪ 'Cause I'm not one to compromise ♪ 19 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,669 ♪ I'm here again to do my best ♪ 20 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:46,047 ♪ Stressed to impress another chef ♪ 21 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,174 ♪ I don't care 'cause I don't bake ♪ 22 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,635 ♪ But of the treats, sure, I'll partake ♪ 23 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,137 ♪ We're ready to serve ♪ 24 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,764 ♪ The baked goods are hot ♪ 25 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,349 ♪ Come eat our wares ♪ 26 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,767 ♪ Bird Town's the spot ♪ 27 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,561 ♪ Yeast Week is here again ♪ 28 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:03,815 ♪ Yeast Week, tell all your friends ♪ 29 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,441 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, baking ♪ 30 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,026 ♪ Baking, baking, baking, baking. ♪ 31 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,737 Well, I'm going back to sleep. 32 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:11,906 Wake me up when there's treats to eat. 33 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:13,866 ♪ Tuca and Bertie and Tuca and Bertie and Bertie and Tuca ♪ 34 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,535 ♪ And Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie ♪ 35 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,245 ♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪ 36 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:20,039 -♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie. ♪ 37 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,208 (vocalizing) 38 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:31,467 All right, Bertie, are you ready to introduce 39 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:33,135 these WinterSalads to the world? 40 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:34,387 Oh, I'm ready. 41 00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,222 -(beating rapidly) -Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 42 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:37,890 This is happening! 43 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:41,227 (muffled): Oh. My. God! 44 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,770 Do you think this needs... 45 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:44,564 Cake pop tomatoes? A lychee egg? 46 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:47,817 3,000 candied orange zest "carrots"? 47 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,068 Cake pop tomatoes. 48 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:50,236 You got it, boss. 49 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,988 -(phone chimes) -Ah, shit. 50 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,991 A study just found that jammy beans are the new cigarettes. 51 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:57,994 I'm on it. (grunting) 52 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:03,499 (grunts) Just say no to jammy beans. 53 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,421 (crowd clamoring) 54 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,631 Five minutes before the savage horde breaks through 55 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,258 and ransacks these aisles, 56 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,136 leaving nothing behind but wrappers and excrement. 57 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,762 (sighs) 58 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,598 (clears throat) 59 00:02:18,681 --> 00:02:20,057 (groans) 60 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,893 Mm, mm. Mm! 61 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,603 Ah... 62 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,605 Ooh! 63 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,273 -(flatulence sound effect) -Ew. 64 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,192 BOTH: Ew! 65 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,611 People actually buy those, can you believe it? 66 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,154 They're animals. 67 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,614 People are (bleep) animals. 68 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:37,408 (groans) That Danish looks like it's sweating. 69 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,786 Leave it to Pete to bake a pastry in his own image: 70 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,538 sweaty and full of shit. 71 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:43,789 (scoffs) Am I right? 72 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,166 Boy, did he go basic with this one. 73 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,002 It's such a normie idea of "artisanal." 74 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,922 Yeah, well, you know, normies like my stuff, too. 75 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,008 (clamoring) 76 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,179 All right, Songthrush, let's do this. 77 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,973 The savage horde. 78 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:03,392 They're here for us. 79 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,437 -(duck quacking) -(humming) 80 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,024 Wow! What is happening? 81 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:14,695 Oh, Tuca! This sick duck is all healed up, and now she's wild. 82 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,155 How did things get so bad? 83 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,699 I must've spoiled it too much. I don't know. 84 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:20,493 I gave her everything she wanted, 85 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,370 including a brand-new sports car, 86 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,538 -(quacks) -which she stomped on 87 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,666 because it was the wrong color. 88 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,584 (cries) 89 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:30,378 Now she's unrideable! 90 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:33,005 Lawrie, how many times I told you, 91 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:35,675 if you have too much money, just give it to me. 92 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,593 Stop pouring it into these ducks. 93 00:03:37,677 --> 00:03:40,972 I'm gonna have to sell her to a (bleep) duck rodeo. 94 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,099 -(whoops) -Wait. 95 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,642 ♪ ♪ 96 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,893 (quacks) 97 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:48,938 Don't sell her. 98 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,065 -I can tame her. -Tuca, no! 99 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,567 That's what everyone thinks about wild animals. 100 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:56,320 Just because they feel a special connection, 101 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,407 the beast will trust them and let itself be tamed. 102 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,783 (whoops) 103 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,911 Uh-huh. Yeah. A special connection. 104 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,545 Oh, thank you! Have a nice day! 105 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:15,089 People love these salads. 106 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,258 Yeah, I want to tweak a couple of things. 107 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,218 That candied tuna was a miss. 108 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,471 Sorry. I was really out to "sea" on that one. 109 00:04:22,555 --> 00:04:24,890 But hey, the cheesecake eggs went over easy. 110 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:27,018 -(phone rings, beeps) -Hello? 111 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,770 Bertie Songthrush, I'm calling from Breadline 112 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,565 for a quote about Pastry Pete's Yeast Week comeback. 113 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,983 -What? -What are 114 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,152 your thoughts on him launching a new bakery 115 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,155 and starting a female mentorship program? 116 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:41,490 Ugh. The only thing grosser than Pastry Pete 117 00:04:41,574 --> 00:04:43,075 are his sweaty-ass desserts. 118 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:45,411 Some people want to separate the art from the artist. 119 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,413 Well, I want to separate this chef from his kitchen. 120 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,957 I mean, his stuff is so basic. 121 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,333 Even Chef Winter says so. 122 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:54,045 Chef Winter Garcia said that?! 123 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,588 -Uh... -Wowza! 124 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:57,465 -(typing) -I got me a headline for Breadline, 125 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,633 and it's right before my deadline. 126 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,802 That was all off the record, right? 127 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:04,847 That was just me, popping off as, uh, your friend. 128 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,058 I'm a reporter, my only friends are 129 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,643 -The Truth and Getting Laid Off. -(phone beeps) 130 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,937 (groans) 131 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,067 Bertie, this is Mr. Birdily, 132 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,569 the owner of the biggest grocery chain in Bird Town. 133 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,781 And the second largest in Grocery Town. 134 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,449 I was just telling Winter, 135 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:27,912 I think these little salads will sell great at our stores. 136 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,372 Yeah, normies will love them. 137 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:31,957 Am I right, Winter? Eh? 138 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,627 Well, we would never refer to our customers that way. 139 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,755 -We call them "complexies." -Of course. 140 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,549 Uh... 141 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:42,635 -(quacking) -Stop. 142 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,762 Stop. I said stop! 143 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,847 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 144 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,307 (gasps) 145 00:05:49,225 --> 00:05:50,601 What's the problem? 146 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,977 I thought we had a connection. 147 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,729 -(quacks) -Whoa! 148 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,147 (grunts) 149 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,607 -(quacks) -(cries out) 150 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,234 -(groans, shrieks) -(quacks) 151 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,945 Need some help? 152 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,655 Speckle, what are you doing here? 153 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,407 Isn't your office all the way in the Nerd District? 154 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:06,992 Who let you into Coolsville? 155 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,327 I came to get a hot dog. 156 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,496 And the Coolsville keymaster owed me a favor. 157 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,497 (clicks tongue) 158 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,249 Take it sleazy, Speck-O. 159 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:17,002 Man, they're just letting anyone into Coolsville these days. 160 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,380 Someone ought to do something about that. 161 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,716 Someone like... 162 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,219 So, I saw you're having duck problems. 163 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:28,013 Oh, yeah. She won't listen to a word I say. 164 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,181 Maybe I can help. 165 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:30,683 I'm actually really good with ducks 166 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,227 because I had a ton of duck brothers in college. 167 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:37,398 I was in an all-duck fraternity, Delta Delta Goose. 168 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,234 DDG! Theta Chapter, what?! 169 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:43,821 The brothers tapped me because I was really good at waddling. 170 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,698 I say, DD what? 171 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:49,034 DDG! Theta Chapter represent. 172 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,162 Whose feathers are fine as hell? 173 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,747 Our feathers, our feathers, well! 174 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:56,208 Delta Delta Goose is here to say, 175 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:59,044 yo, we be looking this good every day. 176 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:02,214 And we're the only frat that gets all A's. 177 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,134 Speckle, this is hard for me to say, 178 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:07,052 but this is the first time 179 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:10,055 that I'm proud to call you my friend's 180 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,891 current boyfriend. 181 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,475 -Bertie! -Uh... 182 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,394 Did you give a quote for this Breadline article? 183 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,729 -It's really... -I'm sorry. 184 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,356 That quote was taken out of context, 185 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,442 and the context is... 186 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,484 I'm an idiot! 187 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,320 Don't listen to anything I say! 188 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,905 Oh, I was gonna say that it's funny. 189 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,781 You roasted Pastry Pete at the perfect temperature 190 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,201 -for the right amount of time. -Funny? 191 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,119 Well, I'm also really sorry for saying "normies" 192 00:07:32,203 --> 00:07:33,579 in front of Mr. Birdily. 193 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,874 Well, Mr. Birdily is easily wounded by that word. 194 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,335 (whispers): He's a fifth-generation normie. 195 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,878 Try not to do it again, 196 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,796 or do-- I don't care-- but just not in front of him. 197 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,090 Yeah. I-I got that. 198 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,009 That's what I like about you. Quick study. 199 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,886 Now, why don't you take the rest of the day off. 200 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,430 Go enjoy the Yeast Week festivities. 201 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,806 Yes, Chef. 202 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,517 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 203 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:58,395 ♪ I'm a working girl ♪ 204 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,232 -(sighs) -♪ Ooh ♪ 205 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,900 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 206 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,444 ♪ I'm a working girl ♪ 207 00:08:06,362 --> 00:08:07,696 (applause) 208 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,241 ♪ Wake up in the morning ♪ 209 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,618 ♪ It's so real. ♪ 210 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,787 Nope. Too far. 211 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,955 Huh. 212 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,921 (gasps) 213 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,883 Quack, quack? 214 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,552 ♪ ♪ 215 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,347 (cries out) 216 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:38,894 Yep, I reckon this is a mighty tough gal, all right. 217 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:40,229 Speckle, I got it! 218 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:41,522 The duck is afraid. 219 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,400 When I'm afraid, I kick stuff, too. 220 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,943 -Boo...! -(screams) 221 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:46,902 (grunts) 222 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:48,654 Ah! So pricey. 223 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,072 -(grunts) -(doors chime) 224 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,991 Hey, Tuca. Are you ready to go to the movies? 225 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,158 -(screams) -Eek! 226 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,285 (objects clatter) 227 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,161 She lacks confidence, Speckle. 228 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,579 We need to boost her bravado 229 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,082 until she has the audacity of a healthy duck. 230 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,125 But how? 231 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,919 ♪ ♪ 232 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,379 Tuca, step on me. 233 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,755 I'd love to, 234 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,340 but let's focus on this duck for one minute. 235 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,010 No, no, Tuca. Ducks are hierarchical. 236 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,887 They maintain a pecking order with dominance and aggression. 237 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,639 It may look cruel from the outside, 238 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,558 because it is. 239 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,851 It's absolutely brutal. 240 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,020 (quacking) 241 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,647 Oh! 242 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,357 So, Ducky is the dork of her crew. 243 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,692 Yes, we need to show Ducky 244 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,360 she's not the lowest-ranking duck here. 245 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,696 I can to it, Tuca. I can be bottom duck. 246 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,699 Step on me and show Ducky who's not boss. 247 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,284 -Okay. -Yeah. 248 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,244 (grunting): Yeah. Yeah. 249 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:38,579 Treat me like a doormat. 250 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,955 This is fun. 251 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:41,957 Your body has such a great stomp feel. 252 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,208 -(grunts) -(groans) 253 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,502 Thank... you. 254 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,047 Come on. Give it a try. 255 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,631 (quacks) 256 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,550 (grunting): Ah! Awesome! 257 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,885 Yes! 258 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,178 -That's right. More. -(Speckle groaning) 259 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,554 We're doing it, Speckle. 260 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,474 (groans) It's all good. 261 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,271 ♪ ♪ 262 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,774 (rattling) 263 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,654 I asked myself, "Pete, should you also have a woman mentor 264 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,656 "in your women's mentorship program 265 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,949 to mentor women?" 266 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,826 It took several days of soul-searching, 267 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,203 and the answer was no. 268 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,829 But then, for optics reasons, 269 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,664 I was forced to make it a yes. 270 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,666 Ah. Well, I'm honored. 271 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,752 Splendid. So we have a deal? 272 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,087 You sugar my cookies, Pete, 273 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,421 and I'll dust yours with cinnamon. 274 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,507 I'll be at the launch with you tomorrow, 275 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,425 and I'll look fabulous as always. 276 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,011 -I love it when a woman puts in effort. -(chuckles) 277 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,930 You are such a bad penguin. 278 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,765 (chuckle): I know, I'm the worst. 279 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,309 I heard Bertie Songthrush is in your kitchen. 280 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,436 Word of advice? 281 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,271 These younger wannabe chefs, 282 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,607 the minute they're unhappy, they run to social media 283 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,734 and try to destroy everything you've built. 284 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,611 Watch out for that Bertie. 285 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,113 Thanks for the tip. 286 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,490 ♪ ♪ 287 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,211 ♪ Tuca and Speckle and Ducky Day ♪ 288 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,004 (sips) Oh, it's too hot. 289 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,923 Whoa. 290 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,135 Look at all of this submission and obedience. 291 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,554 -(quacking) -Woo-hoo! 292 00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,014 (sobs quietly) 293 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,850 So majestic. 294 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,269 Ducky, jump through that hoop. 295 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,604 -Go up that ramp. -(quacking) 296 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,857 Ducky, do your taxes. 297 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:32,943 Whoa! 298 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,153 Oh, so good! 299 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,238 (applause) 300 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,490 Welcome to the grand opening 301 00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,493 of my newest and largest patisserie. 302 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,538 At first, the engineers said I had to build the building 303 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:49,460 out of building, but I thought, why not do something iconic? 304 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,337 I present to you Bird Town's first building 305 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,591 to be made entirely out of bread! 306 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,177 (cheering) 307 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,181 ♪ ♪ 308 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,183 (siren wailing) 309 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,518 H-Help! 310 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:09,146 (crying): I'm a sandwich. 311 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,358 Oh, man, that was super hilarious. 312 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,152 Really fun to watch it all go down. 313 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,488 Well, I'll tell you what your problem is. 314 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,364 This building got eaten by a duck. 315 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,117 Eaten by a duck. I swear to God. 316 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,620 Who is responsible for this? 317 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,580 Oh, (bleep) me! What happened? 318 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,291 This store was going to be the headquarters 319 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,127 of my new female mentorship program. 320 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,629 This mallard is a menace. 321 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,548 It must be sent to the pillow factory at once. 322 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,799 Do it... 323 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,176 uh, for women! 324 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,136 No. You can't take Ducky. 325 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,721 Duckina is innocent. 326 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,973 Ah, wait. Duckaren? Ah. 327 00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:46,350 I haven't settled on a name yet. 328 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,977 Maybe Pasty Pete's right, Tuca-toots. 329 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,229 She's out of control! 330 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,813 Yes, the only restitution is 331 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,650 if my pillows personally come from that duck's carcass. 332 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,237 I demand to sleep on death! 333 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,155 Come here. (grunts) 334 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,823 You'll never take her. 335 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,867 Speckle, we're starting a protest. 336 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,202 (gasps) Are we? 337 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,204 'Cause I was hoping to head home. 338 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,580 Tie us to the duck, Speckle. 339 00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,749 That rope looks real itchy. 340 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,668 Speckle, the hierarchy is me, the duck, 341 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,336 the itchy rope and then you. 342 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,630 -You got to do what I say. -Mm-hmm. 343 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:20,676 Okay. All right, okay. Mm... 344 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,428 WINTER: Good morning. 345 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:27,099 I hope you're ready for our long Tour de Fronds today. 346 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,350 (chuckles softly) 347 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,103 Fronds as in leaves. 348 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,940 Leaves as in salad, salad as in WinterSalads. 349 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,149 What's the matter, Bertie? 350 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,776 Normally you love corny wordplay. 351 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,111 I'm pandering to your tastes, 352 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,737 and you're leaving me high and dry. 353 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,949 I... heard you're working with Pastry Pete 354 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,451 on that mentorship program. 355 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,953 It's just so... 356 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,121 disappointing. 357 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,873 Ah, your first disappointment. 358 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:54,710 -Cherish it. -We need to talk about this. 359 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,295 Fine, but let's talk on the go. 360 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,963 We've got a packed schedule, and we're running late 361 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,298 to Birdily Wirdily. 362 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,466 Such a stupid name for a grocery store. 363 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,219 ♪ Birdly Wirdly! ♪ 364 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,597 ANNOUNCER: "A great name for a grocery store." 365 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,307 Why Pastry Pete? 366 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,435 Was the world's largest pile of trash not available? 367 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,853 This was a business decision, Bertie. 368 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,104 It's not personal. 369 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,522 Business is personal. 370 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:19,151 We're people, and it's very personal to me. 371 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,986 Here you go. Enjoy a sample. 372 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,529 Thank you for trying WinterSalads. 373 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,448 I look up to you, Winter. 374 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,116 I mean, y-you're my idol. 375 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,659 That's not my problem. 376 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,369 You've projected all of these expectations onto me 377 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,747 just because I'm further along in my career than you, 378 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,081 but I'm just some lady. 379 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,916 I didn't ask to be fawned over. 380 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,753 Oh, my God! Are you Winter Garcia? 381 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,296 Will you sign my cake? 382 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,214 I-I'm such a big fawn! 383 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,799 (laughs) Yes, that's me. 384 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,846 I just think you should reconsider. 385 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,849 See, your problem is you see the world in black and white. 386 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,434 People are either good or bad. 387 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,519 They're either your perfect idol, up on a pedestal, 388 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,812 or they're completely evil, 389 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,356 and they don't deserve to live anymore. 390 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,858 -(beating rapidly) -She has a point! 391 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,028 You have a very binary worldview! 392 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,197 (screams) 393 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,783 In your mind, everyone who ever grabs your feathers at work 394 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,577 is a dangerous pervert who should go to jail forever. 395 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:14,206 Why would anyone need to grab my feathers at work? 396 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,540 Hmm. 397 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,751 -(beating steadily) -Hmm. 398 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,753 And don't go posting everything I say 399 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,006 in some angry rant on Birdster about how toxic I am. 400 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,383 What? I would never! 401 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,010 Also, no one uses Birdster anymore. 402 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,221 Yeah, actually, the cool new app is ClipClop, 403 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,682 which was originally made so that horses at horse college 404 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,308 could judge other horses. 405 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,768 Now it's popular with all species, 406 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,103 and the government uses it 407 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,188 to track and control our elections. 408 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,481 Ha. 409 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,902 Sorry. I'll just stick to saying almost nothing 410 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,278 for days at a time. 411 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,324 Do you think I'd have gotten this far in my career 412 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:51,576 if I'd cried every time I felt a pair of 413 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,537 saggy bird balls on my shoulder? 414 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,914 Because Boris Sourdough thought it would be funny 415 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,916 to haze the only woman in his kitchen? 416 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,711 I, uh... Wow. Are you okay? 417 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,170 I'm not a victim, Bertie. 418 00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,297 I've had to put up with a hundred Pastry Petes. 419 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,758 Uh, but Pete's just using you to legitimize himself. 420 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:10,303 And by working with him, you're reinforcing that he's powerful. 421 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,597 Partnering with him is going to expand my platform 422 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,475 and help boost WinterSnacks to the next level. 423 00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,977 What part of that doesn't jive 424 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,062 with your female empowerment crusade? 425 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,313 -(beating rapidly) -Oh... 426 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,523 Say you're sorry, Bertie. 427 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,233 I don't want to fight. Apologize! 428 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,777 You're going to lose your dream job, Bertie! 429 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,195 (sighs) 430 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,448 You've dealt with a hundred Pastry Petes 431 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,116 and none of them got to you? 432 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,577 You came out of that gauntlet of dicks 433 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,121 with no lasting damage whatsoever? 434 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,289 I'm a chef. 435 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:38,915 Burns and scars are part of the job. 436 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,792 So, we both agree this is toxic bullshit, 437 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,587 but you believe every young chef should be forced to endure it, 438 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,465 and toughen up, because that's easier than changing 439 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,216 a messed-up system, right? 440 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,677 That's right. I am tough. 441 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,929 Your generation is so soft and helpless, 442 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,931 no resiliency whatsoever. 443 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,350 You all just want a mommy to wipe your ass for you. 444 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,686 Now, can you open up my phone and block yourself 445 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:00,937 on social media? 446 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,147 Because I don't know how to do that. 447 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,982 -(grunts) -(phone keys beeping) 448 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,860 There. 449 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:11,323 Now, now, Tuca. Just let the duck go. 450 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,658 Sometimes when you can't get your ducks in order, 451 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,327 that's on the duck. 452 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,995 So, you just gonna give up 453 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,372 on every worker who eats a building, huh? 454 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,707 Huh, Lawrie? 455 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,000 This duck has value. 456 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,002 This duck has talent, 457 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,463 and I'm going to show you. 458 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,924 I say, DD what? 459 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,343 DDG! Theta Chapter represent! 460 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,428 TUCA: I say, DD who? 461 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,722 SPECKLE: DDG! You know who! 462 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,766 Whose feet are webbed as hell? 463 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,060 TUCA and SPECKLE: This ducky, this ducky, well! 464 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,229 (quacking) 465 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,485 -(chuckles) -What did I tell you, Lawrie? 466 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,779 Oh, Tuca, you did it! 467 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,614 You've trained my wildest duck. 468 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,451 Oh, man. This duck is gonna make me so much money! 469 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,036 And then I'm gonna spend that money 470 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,456 on even wilder and sicker ducks! 471 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,959 It's a bad idea for me to have money, Tuca! 472 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,878 (laughing) 473 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,715 Oh, boy! 474 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,467 (Bertie grunting) 475 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,054 Ah... 476 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,389 I needed these. 477 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,974 I think I'm done here, Jamie. 478 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,893 I thought this was my dream job for my dream boss, 479 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,395 but I was just being naive. 480 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,689 You know, I can tell the general shape of people, 481 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,899 and you're not shaped like a quitter. 482 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,151 Aw, Jamie. 483 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,903 You're shaped like a mini fridge. 484 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:32,904 Um... 485 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,990 And mini fridges don't quit, 486 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,408 but they do break down. 487 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,201 And that's what I like about you, Bertie. 488 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,036 Every day is a new breakdown. 489 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,080 -Okay, Jamie. -(swallows) 490 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,207 ♪ ♪ 491 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,965 (sighs) 492 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,341 PASTRY PETE: Welcome, everyone, 493 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,968 to the kickoff of the inaugural 494 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,847 Pastry Pete Mentorship Program for young female chefs. 495 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,016 As a vanguard, an icon, 496 00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,436 a legend in baking and male feminism, 497 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:08,106 I asked myself, "Pastry Pete, how can young women benefit 498 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:11,902 from your gigantic... expertise?" 499 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,445 Hey, you there. 500 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,656 Tell the audience what made you apply to this program. 501 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,533 I just graduated from culinary school. 502 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,785 I'm broke, and I'm hungry all the time. 503 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:25,874 Don't worry. I've got plenty of fresh, hot baguettes for you. 504 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,417 Oh, okay. (chuckles nervously) 505 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,544 -(groans) -(phone rings, beeps) 506 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,463 -Hello? -Bertie Songthrush? 507 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,839 You again. 508 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,674 Could I confirm a quote for this article... 509 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,426 No, you could absolutely not. 510 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,011 You are a bad friend. 511 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,805 ...about WinterSalads being a highlight of Yeast Week? 512 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:44,100 And Winter crediting you with that success. 513 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,727 No. Well... What? 514 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:50,148 I quote, "Bertie Songthrush came up with the brilliant idea, 515 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,359 "executed it with ingenuity, 516 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,987 and I'm proud to have her in the WinterSnacks family." 517 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,239 That's... so nice. 518 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,992 -I know, right? I'm a nice lady. -(phone beeps) 519 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,954 Did you give that quote before or after our fight? 520 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,581 -After. -That's even nicer. 521 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,668 And now, I'll bring up my co-mentor, 522 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,630 or, as I'd like to call her, a wo-mentor. 523 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,090 (chuckles) After all, 524 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,342 what kind of mentor to young women would I be 525 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:21,054 if I, a man, hogged all the mentoring to myself? 526 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,516 That's why I, Pastry Pete, have partnered up 527 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:28,019 with Chef Winter Garcia. 528 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,479 (seagull squawks) 529 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,107 You'd better hurry, your thingy is being 530 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,692 launched up there without you. 531 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,652 I thought about it, and you know what? 532 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,945 (bleep) him. 533 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:40,865 Well, seems like Chef Garcia can't make it. 534 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,828 I guess I'm the only chef that cares about women. 535 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,705 I'm still thinking about what you said. 536 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,249 About giving my name to help clean his. 537 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,376 So you... agree? 538 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,169 No. I don't know. 539 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,504 It's complicated. 540 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,548 But you were brave to bring it up to me, 541 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,049 face-to-face. 542 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,552 Maybe I don't know everything about people your age. 543 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,012 That's okay. 544 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,097 I know it's because you're old and have dementia. 545 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,682 (chuckles) 546 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,310 Furthermore, it is my belief that anything a man can do, 547 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,731 a woman can do after being taught by a man. 548 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,524 (grunts) 549 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,568 This guy is a duck killer. 550 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,820 He tried to kill my duck and me! 551 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,365 Okay, not me, but still. 552 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,742 Girls, get on the duck. 553 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,493 This gross man can't help you. 554 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,996 This is an emergency e-quack-uation. 555 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,331 I'm e-quack-uating you. 556 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,584 She's ejaculating us? 557 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,585 All right. 558 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,086 Ahoy, Ducky! 559 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,796 Yah! 560 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,259 Wow. What a happy ending. 561 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,927 She'll teach them to bake. 562 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,138 No, she won't. 563 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,433 Can I go home? 564 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,726 Not yet. 565 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,062 These women need guidance and confidence, Speckle. 566 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,438 Say no more. 567 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,942 Just press your foot down, one at a time, on top of him. 568 00:21:58,026 --> 00:21:59,944 It may feel uncomfortable and cruel at first, 569 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,739 but soon, you'll see that cruelty is very empowering. 570 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,656 (groans) 571 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,033 (chuckles forcefully) 572 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,993 You're-you're all doing great. 573 00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:09,079 Don't worry about a thing. 574 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,873 A-Anything I can do to be supportive. 575 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,458 It hurts so good. 576 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,793 (coughing) 577 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,711 ♪ We're baking it up ♪ 578 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,131 ♪ Baking it up tonight ♪ 579 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,634 ♪ We're baking it up, we're baking it up ♪ 580 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,386 ♪ We're baking it up ♪ 581 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,139 ♪ And it feels all right ♪ 582 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:31,226 ♪ We're baking it up, we're baking it up ♪ 583 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:35,271 ♪ Oh, I want you to bake me there ♪ 584 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,065 ♪ Bake it all night ♪ 585 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,150 ♪ It's just not fair ♪ 586 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,319 ♪ We're baking it up ♪ 587 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,364 ♪ Baking it up tonight. ♪ 588 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,366 BERTIE: This is Bertie. Leave a message. 589 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,326 -(beeps) -Bertie, just buzzing your mobile 590 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:50,537 to ask when you're planning to return from your sabbatical. 591 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,330 No rush, we're keeping your desk nice and warm 592 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,457 for you here at Conde Nest. (chuckles) 593 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,084 (groans) 594 00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:04,175 (dogs barking) 40105

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