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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:04,654 All these gifts you have given me. 2 00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:06,031 New clothes. 3 00:00:06,032 --> 00:00:08,074 A new home. 4 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:10,660 With these, I can land on my feet again. 5 00:00:10,661 --> 00:00:13,663 So, for my last wish, 6 00:00:13,664 --> 00:00:15,331 All Powerful Genie, 7 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:18,627 I'll wish for your freedom. 8 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,256 You mean it? 9 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,507 It's the least I could do 10 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,010 for all you've done for me. 11 00:00:27,011 --> 00:00:28,678 I'll wish you free. 12 00:00:39,732 --> 00:00:42,234 Ah! Thank you! 13 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:47,030 Thank you, Gary. Thank you so much. 14 00:00:50,326 --> 00:00:52,619 I hope you like it in here. 15 00:00:56,165 --> 00:00:58,917 What's this? 16 00:00:58,918 --> 00:01:01,503 What's happening to me? 17 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:09,594 I tried to make it very comfy in there. 18 00:01:09,595 --> 00:01:11,597 Enjoy. 19 00:01:15,059 --> 00:01:16,893 For me? 20 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:20,356 Good morning. 21 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:40,458 Okay, now that we're all appropriately caffeinated, 22 00:01:40,459 --> 00:01:42,420 we have things to discuss. 23 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,463 - Yes, we do. - Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:45,464 --> 00:01:48,174 - Which is? - Well, Charlie and I think 25 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,509 it'd be a good idea to go over 26 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,428 some of our recent adventures and take stock. 27 00:01:51,429 --> 00:01:54,222 I thought we'd been performing admirably together. 28 00:01:54,223 --> 00:01:55,598 Oh, we have. 29 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:57,642 But Charlie and Liza are right. 30 00:01:57,643 --> 00:02:00,020 Sometimes it's worthwhile just to check in 31 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:02,313 before tensions get built up. 32 00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:04,524 And spill out in opportune times. 33 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:08,069 Ah, like our little angry, demonic friend at the school. 34 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:10,280 Well, yes, I can see the advantages 35 00:02:10,281 --> 00:02:11,573 of such an endeavor. 36 00:02:11,574 --> 00:02:12,824 And very intelligent to hold 37 00:02:12,825 --> 00:02:15,034 this meeting in a neutral space, Charlie. 38 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,871 It may help to keep more... 39 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:19,456 extreme reactions in check. 40 00:02:19,457 --> 00:02:20,540 I am sitting right here. 41 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,167 Sound managerial strategy, 42 00:02:22,168 --> 00:02:23,835 one I have observed many times. 43 00:02:23,836 --> 00:02:26,129 But you've never worked with a group before. 44 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:28,173 No, but now that you are on my team, 45 00:02:28,174 --> 00:02:29,841 I have taken to watching I management videos 46 00:02:29,842 --> 00:02:31,676 on the YouTube. 47 00:02:31,677 --> 00:02:34,054 On your team? 48 00:02:34,055 --> 00:02:35,388 I am the Senior Librarian, 49 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:36,723 therefore the head of this team. 50 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,683 - Okay, Mr. Senior. - You are not in charge. 51 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:40,351 You wouldn't have survived the first week 52 00:02:40,352 --> 00:02:41,604 if it weren't for me. 53 00:02:43,773 --> 00:02:45,565 Back for more? Already? 54 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,485 Of course. Hot chocolate is the best, 55 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:50,987 and yours is the best in the city. 56 00:02:50,988 --> 00:02:52,197 Oh, thank you. 57 00:02:52,198 --> 00:02:53,323 I will send it to you. 58 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:54,324 Thank you. 59 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:56,451 No, I'll be there. 60 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:58,078 I just wish I could find my keys. 61 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,957 Um, miss? 62 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:04,209 Are these your keys? 63 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:05,795 Yeah. 64 00:03:07,171 --> 00:03:09,881 I have held the role longest as anyone here. 65 00:03:09,882 --> 00:03:11,174 Okay, Vic, we love you, 66 00:03:11,175 --> 00:03:12,634 but you were in a time bubble 67 00:03:12,635 --> 00:03:15,095 for 175 of those years, I don't think they count. 68 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:16,471 Even discounting those years, 69 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:18,264 I had a decade to learn the ropes. 70 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,350 And yes, there are ropes to learn. 71 00:03:20,351 --> 00:03:21,768 And you think you don't have ropes? 72 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,478 You still barely know how to use your phone. 73 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:25,480 Yeah, and I keep trying to teach you email, but... 74 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,773 That is irrelevant. I have grasped 75 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,274 the responsibility of our station-- 76 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:32,695 Hold on, everyone. "Responsibility?" 77 00:03:32,696 --> 00:03:34,781 Ooh, delicious. 78 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,367 Thank you. 79 00:03:37,493 --> 00:03:39,494 Look, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,287 I wish you say that to my mother. 81 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:49,045 Uh, i-- it's your mother. 82 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,343 Um, hello? 83 00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:57,929 Vikram, I'm sorry, but responsibility 84 00:03:57,930 --> 00:04:00,223 isn't often something we associate with you. 85 00:04:00,224 --> 00:04:01,474 Yeah, no. 86 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:02,976 It's more agent of chaos. 87 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,978 Remember when you got us stuck in medieval times? 88 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,396 You got shot by Cupid's arrow? 89 00:04:06,397 --> 00:04:08,565 You trusted Merlin, and now, Mrs. A 90 00:04:08,566 --> 00:04:10,275 is off somewhere trying to hunt him down. 91 00:04:10,276 --> 00:04:12,277 We all trusted him, and chaos is something 92 00:04:12,278 --> 00:04:13,737 that happens in this job. 93 00:04:13,738 --> 00:04:15,697 You are all wonderful, lovely people, 94 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:18,283 but you are not yet fully aware of the myriad 95 00:04:18,284 --> 00:04:19,492 a Librarian must face. 96 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,161 If I am to be bound to anyone, 97 00:04:21,162 --> 00:04:23,121 I sometimes wish it was to 98 00:04:23,122 --> 00:04:25,081 a Librarian of more experience. 99 00:04:26,584 --> 00:04:28,753 Throw me the idol! Throw... 100 00:04:32,757 --> 00:04:33,966 Charlie? 101 00:04:36,135 --> 00:04:37,636 Vikram? 102 00:04:40,389 --> 00:04:43,059 What the hell am I doing in Belgrade? 103 00:04:45,227 --> 00:04:47,020 It could be a matter transference. 104 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:48,438 More likely an effect to the object. 105 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:49,606 What artifact were you after? 106 00:04:49,607 --> 00:04:51,691 It was the Amazonian Shipibo idol, 107 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,985 I don't think it has teleportation abilities. 108 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:56,196 It could be multispatial. 109 00:04:56,197 --> 00:04:58,156 Where are Mach's notes on unrelativity? 110 00:04:58,157 --> 00:04:59,908 Wasn't there a teleporting Pope 111 00:04:59,909 --> 00:05:01,618 in the 12th century? 112 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:06,331 - Ready to go. - All right. 113 00:05:06,332 --> 00:05:07,999 You'll be back in the Amazon in mere seconds. 114 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,709 Sorry for the quick trip, but if I don't get back 115 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,461 Jones is gonna be eaten by a demon anaconda 116 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:12,754 and Cassie's gonna end up being 117 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:14,047 the Amazon Queen forever, which-- 118 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,298 We should work on discovering 119 00:05:15,299 --> 00:05:16,549 the reason for your sudden appearance. 120 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,051 Oh, no! 121 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:20,804 Going already? What a shame. 122 00:05:20,805 --> 00:05:23,556 I can't get through. 123 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,308 Is there a force field or... 124 00:05:25,309 --> 00:05:27,268 I just... 125 00:05:27,269 --> 00:05:30,105 No, I can't move further than this spot. 126 00:05:30,106 --> 00:05:31,398 The manual, to the door. 127 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,941 Must be a whole section devoted 128 00:05:32,942 --> 00:05:34,234 to impromptu barriers. 129 00:05:34,235 --> 00:05:36,111 Let's see. 130 00:05:37,947 --> 00:05:38,988 Whoa, here. 131 00:05:40,324 --> 00:05:42,033 - Are you okay? - I just... 132 00:05:44,995 --> 00:05:47,080 What on Earth? 133 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,919 It's like they're tied together. 134 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:02,388 Seriously? 135 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,974 It will work this time. 136 00:06:05,975 --> 00:06:07,350 It's not gonna work. 137 00:06:07,351 --> 00:06:10,228 It will work this time. 138 00:06:10,229 --> 00:06:12,147 In three... 139 00:06:12,148 --> 00:06:13,648 two... 140 00:06:13,649 --> 00:06:15,400 one go. 141 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,115 Come on! 142 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,795 Get off me. 143 00:06:35,838 --> 00:06:38,173 I told you. 144 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:41,384 Okay, we took care of everything. 145 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:42,927 Got the Shipibo idol, 146 00:06:42,928 --> 00:06:46,347 and Cassandra Cillian is no longer Amazon royalty. 147 00:06:46,348 --> 00:06:48,141 She kinda seemed disappointed, though. 148 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,602 Well, she does own several tiaras. 149 00:06:50,603 --> 00:06:51,978 How's things going here? 150 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,021 Well, we're testing certain theories, 151 00:06:53,022 --> 00:06:55,023 making observations. 152 00:06:55,024 --> 00:06:56,483 You two are still stuck together? 153 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,069 Yes. 154 00:06:59,445 --> 00:07:00,653 I fought a snake. 155 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,406 Ezekiel Jones is the man. 156 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,158 Where's my watch? 157 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:07,745 That would be Ezekiel Jones. 158 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,580 Touche. 159 00:07:10,581 --> 00:07:11,748 Still stuck together? 160 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:13,375 It seems so. 161 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:14,834 I'm going to put this in the library. 162 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,253 Don't go anywhere. 163 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:20,382 That's not going to be a problem. 164 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:22,676 Guys, did you know that this door 165 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:24,594 is an Einstein Rosen bridge? 166 00:07:24,595 --> 00:07:25,845 Mr. Jenkins told me. 167 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,765 It's a parallel subspace dimensional portal 168 00:07:28,766 --> 00:07:31,184 that connects via symbolic entryways. 169 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:32,394 Are you two still stuck together? 170 00:07:32,395 --> 00:07:34,020 - Very much so. - Still stuck together. 171 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,897 - Still stuck together. - Okay, well, we did confirm 172 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,607 that the Shipibo idol does not 173 00:07:37,608 --> 00:07:39,025 have any teleportation 174 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,693 or magic handcuffing capabilities. 175 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,113 Ah! Which means? 176 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:45,824 Which means you guys did this. 177 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:47,867 Uh, but we didn't do anything. 178 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,120 The pendulum hadn't gone off. We weren't chasing an artifact. 179 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,372 All right. 180 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:54,332 What were you doing at that coffee shop? 181 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:57,961 Ah, we were engaged in a team building exercise, 182 00:07:57,962 --> 00:08:00,296 a ritualistic airing of frustrations 183 00:08:00,297 --> 00:08:02,924 in the hopes of staving off any future issues. 184 00:08:02,925 --> 00:08:05,051 Mmm. They beat you up a little bit. 185 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,678 Yes, indeed. Most unfair. 186 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:08,138 Uh, it's not fair. You were saying 187 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,347 that you knew more than us. 188 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,099 And were generally better than us. 189 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,475 That's not what I meant at all. 190 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:15,645 Guys, adjusting to a team, it takes a minute. 191 00:08:15,646 --> 00:08:17,981 All right, you got to figure out how to help everybody grow 192 00:08:17,982 --> 00:08:19,983 while playing to their strengths. 193 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:21,651 Precisely what I was trying to say. 194 00:08:21,652 --> 00:08:23,111 I knew you'd understand. 195 00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:25,196 What do you mean you knew I would understand? 196 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:27,741 When we were expressing our frustration... 197 00:08:27,742 --> 00:08:29,242 Mercilessly flogging. 198 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,494 Vikram said it would be nice 199 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:34,832 if there was a more experienced Librarian around. 200 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,375 Bound. 201 00:08:37,376 --> 00:08:39,502 - Huh? - Bound. 202 00:08:39,503 --> 00:08:41,880 He said he wished he were bound 203 00:08:41,881 --> 00:08:44,007 to a more experienced Librarian. 204 00:08:44,008 --> 00:08:45,926 He said "wished?" 205 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,136 Yes, I might have used that term. 206 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:51,014 You kno-- you wished?! You wish-- 207 00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:52,849 Stop moving! 208 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:55,435 My God, it's wish magic. 209 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:58,021 Okay, wish magic. That's fine. 210 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,773 - No, it's not fine. - No, it's not. 211 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:01,941 There are dozens of different types of wish magic. 212 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,568 Wishing well, wish upon a star... 213 00:09:03,569 --> 00:09:05,028 And humans are hardwired 214 00:09:05,029 --> 00:09:06,529 to want shortcuts to what they desire. 215 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:09,866 Okay, so there will be a wishing object 216 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,117 in the vicinity of the coffee shop. 217 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,244 Which is where we shall go. 218 00:09:13,245 --> 00:09:15,997 Connor, Lysa, will you find out 219 00:09:15,998 --> 00:09:17,707 what wish magic we're dealing with? 220 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,626 - No... - Come along, Mr. Stone. 221 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,961 Wait, can we talk about this? We have to wait for Charlie-- 222 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,422 We're gonna keep a low profi-- 223 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:26,300 Awesome. 224 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:38,603 Could you try to keep up? 225 00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:40,772 Can you try to remember that we're tethered together? 226 00:09:40,773 --> 00:09:43,900 My apologies, but it is imperative we find the source 227 00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:45,527 to our situation with the utmost hast. 228 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:46,903 You're not wrong. 229 00:09:46,904 --> 00:09:49,489 Wish magic in the wild is like chaos waiting to happen. 230 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,449 - I remember this one time... - Ah, here we are. 231 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:54,911 - Chupacabra-- - Good afternoon, my lady. 232 00:09:54,912 --> 00:09:57,038 What can I get you? 233 00:09:57,039 --> 00:09:59,833 Just to have a few words with your lovely self. 234 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:02,711 Did you happen to notice me when I was here earlier? 235 00:10:02,712 --> 00:10:05,339 Um, no, I didn't. 236 00:10:07,216 --> 00:10:09,926 Oh, I was with some friends. 237 00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:11,845 I tend to stand out. 238 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:13,722 Listen, if you're not going to order something, I... 239 00:10:13,723 --> 00:10:15,890 Hi. 240 00:10:15,891 --> 00:10:19,394 Howdy, how you doing? All my friend is trying to say 241 00:10:19,395 --> 00:10:22,647 is that he forgot something when he was in here earlier. 242 00:10:22,648 --> 00:10:24,858 - He's a little absent-minded. - You're an American. 243 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,568 - I am. - Yeah, so speak more slowly 244 00:10:26,569 --> 00:10:28,445 - like you would a child. - He's forgetful, 245 00:10:28,446 --> 00:10:31,740 otherwise, I'm sure he would have remembered meeting you. 246 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:34,909 Is there any way we could see 247 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:37,120 what was going on in here 248 00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:40,623 in this very beautiful coffee shop 249 00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:42,043 when he was here before? 250 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,632 Did anyone lose an eyelash at the coffee shop? 251 00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:50,884 Not to my knowledge. 252 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:53,887 Can rule that out then. 253 00:10:55,056 --> 00:10:56,431 Vikram is so annoying. 254 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:58,391 This is a very complex situation, 255 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,268 and he's currently affected by wish magic. 256 00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:01,895 Yeah, well, at least he's with Stone. 257 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:04,064 Okay, I have used 258 00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:05,774 quantum computing to narrow down the field 259 00:11:05,775 --> 00:11:07,442 of wish magic we might be dealing with here. 260 00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,110 There were no meteorological events, 261 00:11:09,111 --> 00:11:10,653 so that rules out falling stars. 262 00:11:10,654 --> 00:11:13,365 Vikram didn't rub a lamp, so no Djinn. 263 00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:15,658 And laws of fairy magic... 264 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:19,454 Guys, check this out. 265 00:11:19,455 --> 00:11:21,122 Did you find something in the books? 266 00:11:21,123 --> 00:11:22,957 No, in the world. 267 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,251 Look, my mom posted about 268 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,253 how her kid was super sad that guinea pig had died. 269 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,755 Kid wished it was alive. 270 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,091 And when he got back, the guinea pig was back 271 00:11:31,092 --> 00:11:32,550 in his cage chewing lettuce. 272 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:35,261 "The guinea pig was no worse for wear 273 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,722 after the two days spent buried in the backyard." 274 00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:40,725 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, they lived three blocks 275 00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:42,685 from the coffee shop, so I did a search 276 00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:46,064 of the area for more reports on wish phenomena. 277 00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:47,315 Check this out. 278 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:49,943 We finally made it to... 279 00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:52,862 Belgrade. 280 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:54,906 I wish it was a little 281 00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:56,241 less crowded, though. 282 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:03,623 What happened? 283 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:04,916 Where did everyone go? 284 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,167 Ah! 285 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,462 Whoa, whoa, go back. 286 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:11,673 Belgrade! 287 00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:14,634 I wish it was a little less... 288 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:17,053 There. That orange coat. 289 00:12:17,054 --> 00:12:18,555 When we were at the coffee shop, 290 00:12:18,556 --> 00:12:20,390 there was someone in an orange coat like that. 291 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,392 - Are you sure? - I did a situational 292 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:25,771 awareness course with the FBI, so yeah, I'm sure. 293 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,232 An orange coat, you say? 294 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,567 Well, I shall ask. 295 00:12:30,568 --> 00:12:32,610 I'll try to get a word in edgewise. 296 00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:33,611 It's perfect. 297 00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:35,280 This is perfect. Thank you so much. 298 00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:36,906 This hot chocolate is perfect. 299 00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:38,158 Is this your recipe, darling? 300 00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:40,326 Excuse me, is there perhaps someone 301 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,746 visible in that footage wearing an orange coat? 302 00:12:42,747 --> 00:12:44,622 That guy right there. 303 00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:46,374 Oh, yeah, him. 304 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,584 Yeah, last few days, 305 00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:49,586 he's come in every couple of hours. 306 00:12:49,587 --> 00:12:51,379 He's addicted to our hot chocolate. 307 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,381 Well, he's got a good taste. 308 00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,051 Charlie, you were right. 309 00:12:56,052 --> 00:12:57,969 There was someone in an orange... 310 00:12:57,970 --> 00:13:00,181 coat. 311 00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:03,224 I think you could burn me a-- 312 00:13:04,643 --> 00:13:06,394 Vikram! Stop! 313 00:13:17,823 --> 00:13:19,450 Sorry. 314 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,134 Charlie, it's a genie. 315 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,637 But not just that. 316 00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:42,263 It's a free genie. 317 00:13:42,264 --> 00:13:44,099 Vikram! 318 00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:49,689 Vikram! 319 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,148 Now that we've covered the difference between Djinns 320 00:13:52,149 --> 00:13:56,027 and genies, let's turn our attention to our genie. 321 00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:59,030 And... 322 00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:00,782 why free genies are a bad thing. 323 00:14:00,783 --> 00:14:02,867 Why are we subjected to this? 324 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,661 I think he misses teaching sometimes. 325 00:14:04,662 --> 00:14:06,371 Now, historically, the library 326 00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,790 doesn't have a lot of experience dealing with Genies. 327 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:11,709 Who could tell me why? Lysa. 328 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,336 Because a Genie's magic is a closed loop. 329 00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,839 The person who rubs the bottle gets three wishes. 330 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,591 The wishes are granted, typically with a trick, 331 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,884 or a lesson to be learned, 332 00:14:19,885 --> 00:14:21,177 and then it's back in the bottle. 333 00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:23,430 Correct, Ms. Pascal. 334 00:14:23,431 --> 00:14:27,434 However, a freed genie has... 335 00:14:27,435 --> 00:14:29,602 No limits. 336 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:32,814 They can grant wishes to anyone at any time. 337 00:14:32,815 --> 00:14:34,149 Even wishes people make when 338 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,567 they don't realize they're making them? 339 00:14:35,568 --> 00:14:37,527 Yeah, so even if the Genie thinks 340 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,405 he's doing something nice, there are... 341 00:14:40,406 --> 00:14:43,533 - Unintended consequences. - Unintended consequences. 342 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,702 - Yes. - Okay, so say you're 343 00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:47,620 on a flight and you wish it would land sooner, 344 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,372 and suddenly you're falling from the sky. 345 00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:53,001 Or as we saw, someone wishes for a little less crowded downtown, 346 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:55,086 and suddenly we have dozens of missing persons. 347 00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:59,049 Or some poor kid wishes his guinea pig didn't die, 348 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,051 and suddenly... 349 00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,930 Zombie guinea pig. 350 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,098 No! 351 00:15:07,099 --> 00:15:09,309 Zombie guinea pig. 352 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,269 Oh, it's okay, little guy. 353 00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,731 It looks like a normal guinea pig. 354 00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:16,608 Mom couldn't wait to get him out of the house. 355 00:15:16,609 --> 00:15:18,026 He was freaking her out. 356 00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:20,278 I'm gonna name him Ambrose. 357 00:15:20,279 --> 00:15:21,946 So much raw power in the world, 358 00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:24,699 having Mr. Stone here is the least of our problems. 359 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:26,326 It's the most of mine. 360 00:15:26,327 --> 00:15:28,244 Well, luckily, genie magic 361 00:15:28,245 --> 00:15:30,830 is restricted to only granting wishes. 362 00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:32,957 They can't just go do magic on their own. 363 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,834 But Vikram said he turned his genie bottle 364 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,503 into a water bottle. 365 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,296 That I couldn't find an answer for. 366 00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:42,092 It's the bottle's magic, not the genie, okay? 367 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:45,136 For protection, the bottle can camouflage itself 368 00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:46,679 to hide in plain sight. 369 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,098 The bottle is the key to stopping the genie. 370 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,766 If we get the genie back in the bottle, 371 00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,434 his magic becomes a closed loop again. 372 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:52,852 First things first, we got to find him. 373 00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:54,938 I might be able to help with that. 374 00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:57,023 You see, the barista gave me... 375 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,442 - I was there, too. - ...The security footage. 376 00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,069 She said the genie comes in 377 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:03,530 multiple times a day for hot chocolate. 378 00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:04,864 He's never had chocolate before. 379 00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:06,116 No wonder he's so obsessed. 380 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:08,284 So it's a stakeout. Let's go. 381 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:10,495 Okay, I'm going to stay here and go over the security footage. 382 00:16:10,496 --> 00:16:12,914 Mr. Stone and I will take point. 383 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:14,707 - Charlie, you and Connor-- - Connor and I will take point. 384 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,334 You two being tied together 385 00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:19,379 makes protecting you infinitely more complicated. 386 00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,880 Fine. 387 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:23,008 We shall watch from a bush. 388 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,137 I hope it's a cranberry bush. 389 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,019 Stop looking around like 390 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,604 a freshman trying to find his classroom. 391 00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:38,773 It's my first stake out. 392 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:40,859 I just wish we had... 393 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,612 Let's not use the W word, okay? 394 00:16:50,161 --> 00:16:51,370 Here we go. 395 00:17:00,212 --> 00:17:01,880 Wait, what are you doing? It's too dangerous 396 00:17:01,881 --> 00:17:03,715 with all these people around, Charlie said, wait. 397 00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:05,216 We can take him right now. 398 00:17:05,217 --> 00:17:06,926 What, do you wanna throw a burlap sack over his head 399 00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:08,386 and wrestle him out of here? 400 00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:09,763 Yes. 401 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,599 Now, do you have a sack handy? 402 00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:16,394 Here I am again. 403 00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:17,604 I ordered ahead. 404 00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,399 Let me just find my wallet. 405 00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:25,361 Yeah, I know, I know. It's ready. 406 00:17:25,362 --> 00:17:27,530 Wow, delicious. 407 00:17:27,531 --> 00:17:28,990 - Thank you. - Thank you. 408 00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:30,533 Okay, the bottle's in this bag. 409 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,660 Worth every D-note. 410 00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:35,331 And he's got his order. 411 00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:47,384 Let's go. 412 00:17:47,385 --> 00:17:48,593 You two stay here. 413 00:17:48,594 --> 00:17:50,053 You're a little tied up right now. 414 00:17:50,054 --> 00:17:51,888 Certainly not-- 415 00:17:51,889 --> 00:17:54,433 Copy that, Charlie. 416 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,728 You can keep trying. 417 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,731 You ain't going anywhere if I'm not moving. 418 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,068 Why must you be so infuriating? 419 00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:06,653 You know, when I first arrived, 420 00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:08,113 I was inclined to take your side. 421 00:18:08,114 --> 00:18:09,447 Everybody makes mistakes. 422 00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:10,740 But you keep making them. 423 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,284 It's like you're doing it on purpose. 424 00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:35,181 Hello, Librarians. 425 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:38,685 Did you wander down this smelly alley, too? 426 00:18:38,686 --> 00:18:40,145 You know who we are? 427 00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:42,522 Of course. I'm a genie, silly. 428 00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:43,940 You're a free genie, 429 00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:45,442 granting every wish you hear. 430 00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:46,860 Yes. 431 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,278 It's delightful, isn't it? 432 00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:51,114 - You have to stop. - Why? 433 00:18:51,115 --> 00:18:52,866 We get that you're trying to help people, 434 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,576 but it's causing major problems. 435 00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:55,744 Oh, I know. 436 00:18:55,745 --> 00:18:57,454 - You know? - Yes. 437 00:18:57,455 --> 00:19:00,915 The problems are the point, of course. 438 00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:04,335 I was enslaved for a millennia. 439 00:19:04,336 --> 00:19:06,546 A millennia! 440 00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,048 Why? 441 00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:09,924 Because humanity is greedy. 442 00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,342 That's why. 443 00:19:11,343 --> 00:19:13,470 "I wish for more money," 444 00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:16,514 "more love," "better looks." 445 00:19:16,515 --> 00:19:18,475 You two are fine on that score, by the way, 446 00:19:18,476 --> 00:19:23,021 but most people are just not satisfied. 447 00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:26,316 And now that I'm free, I'll teach them all. 448 00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:29,069 to be satisfied. 449 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:31,988 I'll grant every wish they make, 450 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:34,741 and they will realize that their greed 451 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:36,951 and desires cause nothing 452 00:19:36,952 --> 00:19:39,496 but chaos. 453 00:19:39,497 --> 00:19:42,665 They'll destroy the world with their wants, 454 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,335 and no one will ever 455 00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:48,213 make a wish... 456 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:50,049 Again. 457 00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:55,678 This is where you try and stop me. 458 00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:57,889 - I'm just disappointed. - Oh. 459 00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,599 I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. 460 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,393 I wasn't. 461 00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:03,645 But I also know you can't do anything to us without a wish. 462 00:20:03,646 --> 00:20:06,815 So I like my odds. 463 00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:09,526 Well, allow me to change those. 464 00:20:09,527 --> 00:20:11,027 Oh, boys. 465 00:20:12,571 --> 00:20:14,406 Here they come. 466 00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:16,825 Librarians, let me introduce you 467 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:20,745 to Jackson, Justin, Brandon, and... 468 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:23,998 uh, I want to say Derek. 469 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:26,126 Whatever. Believe it or not, 470 00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:28,461 they are 12-year-old boys who wished 471 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:32,716 to be as big and strong as their favorite MMA fighters. 472 00:20:32,717 --> 00:20:34,426 And now they are, 473 00:20:34,427 --> 00:20:36,428 and they'll do anything for me. 474 00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:40,016 Boys, take care of them, would you? 475 00:20:45,438 --> 00:20:46,730 I would say it's been fun, 476 00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:49,692 but honestly, this is the fun part. 477 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,487 I got cheat codes to all your favorite games! 478 00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:55,948 Not the face, dude. 479 00:20:57,116 --> 00:20:59,910 Not the face! Not the-- 480 00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:03,789 Get the genie! 481 00:21:04,707 --> 00:21:06,751 - Can't let you do that. - Ooh! 482 00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:29,607 Aww! 483 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:34,403 Wish you could stop me? 484 00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:37,947 Really? 485 00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:53,713 I told you she had it covered. 486 00:21:53,714 --> 00:21:55,840 - Charlie, are you all right? - I'm fine. 487 00:21:58,177 --> 00:22:02,389 Now, I hope you've learned that fighting is very, very bad. 488 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:04,307 I'm calling all your mothers. 489 00:22:04,308 --> 00:22:05,767 Genie got away. 490 00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:07,560 Revenir a la case depart! 491 00:22:07,561 --> 00:22:10,105 He's saying we're back to square one. 492 00:22:10,106 --> 00:22:13,025 - What? - Oh, well, not exactly. 493 00:22:14,902 --> 00:22:17,363 Bien joué, Connor. Bien joué. 494 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,576 - It's definitely the genie's? - Mm-hmm. 495 00:22:23,577 --> 00:22:25,370 Quick switcheroo with a similar bottle. 496 00:22:25,371 --> 00:22:27,414 So, you had to improvise 497 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:29,207 when things weren't going your way. 498 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,126 Mmm, Viks, that wasn't improv, 499 00:22:31,127 --> 00:22:33,378 me and Charlie planned it in advance. 500 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:35,380 Well, planning beats chaos every time. 501 00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:37,632 Okay, so I was going through the footage from 502 00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:39,801 the coffee shop, and then, see here? 503 00:22:39,802 --> 00:22:41,344 While he was waiting for his order, 504 00:22:41,345 --> 00:22:42,637 our genie was on his phone. 505 00:22:42,638 --> 00:22:44,180 Bet he wasn't playing Candy Crush. 506 00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:46,725 So I did some light hacking of the coffee shop's WiFi 507 00:22:46,726 --> 00:22:49,602 and there were four patrons using it during that timestamp. 508 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:50,854 Three were on their socials, 509 00:22:50,855 --> 00:22:53,732 and one was on a travel agency website. 510 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:57,444 Uh-huh, looks like our genie is about to skip town. 511 00:22:57,445 --> 00:23:00,196 Why would he skip? 512 00:23:00,197 --> 00:23:01,991 Probably the same reason you do. 513 00:23:05,953 --> 00:23:07,787 Okay, if I can get into the agency's computers, 514 00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:10,374 we can find out where the genie's booked his flight. 515 00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:13,418 - Hi. - Hi. 516 00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,253 We were hoping you could tell us if a ma-- 517 00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:17,339 Don't worry, Boris. 518 00:23:20,176 --> 00:23:22,510 They're here for me. 519 00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:25,556 Hello, Librarians. 520 00:23:32,063 --> 00:23:33,980 Don't try rubbing it. 521 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:35,648 The thought hadn't even crossed my mind. 522 00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:37,108 But it has now, hasn't it? 523 00:23:37,109 --> 00:23:39,611 I'm perplexed, this morning at the coffee house, 524 00:23:39,612 --> 00:23:41,946 everyone had feelings to air, but not me. 525 00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:43,698 No, no complaints about anyone. 526 00:23:43,699 --> 00:23:45,200 Of course you didn't. 527 00:23:45,201 --> 00:23:46,576 You don't see us as your equals. 528 00:23:46,577 --> 00:23:48,370 You see us as pupils still learning. 529 00:23:48,371 --> 00:23:49,579 You are still learning. 530 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,623 So are you. 531 00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:53,416 Learning how to do this together. 532 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,668 There's nothing in here. 533 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:58,713 No protocol on how to reunite a genie with its bottle. 534 00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:00,090 As a matter of fact, in this journal, 535 00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:02,217 it says it's not even the genie's lamp. 536 00:24:02,218 --> 00:24:04,135 So we're on our own. 537 00:24:04,136 --> 00:24:06,346 Time to see if this infernal contraption 538 00:24:06,347 --> 00:24:07,722 can provide any illumination. 539 00:24:07,723 --> 00:24:09,099 - Can you not do that? - No, wait. 540 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,017 - I was just trying to-- - Hey! 541 00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:13,145 Stop that, please. 542 00:24:14,271 --> 00:24:15,814 What was that? 543 00:24:15,815 --> 00:24:18,942 Uh, that came from the bottle. 544 00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:22,153 Hello? 545 00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:24,448 Can you help me? 546 00:24:26,158 --> 00:24:27,784 How did you get in there? 547 00:24:27,785 --> 00:24:31,454 I made a wish with a genie to set him free, 548 00:24:31,455 --> 00:24:34,207 and then I found myself in here. 549 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,458 It's nice. 550 00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:38,169 They have all the sports channels, 551 00:24:38,170 --> 00:24:39,921 but I'd like to get out. 552 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:43,466 Of course, it's a subdimensional space. 553 00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:44,801 No one's occupying it, 554 00:24:44,802 --> 00:24:46,428 then it would just fold in on itself. 555 00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:48,096 It's like the library. 556 00:24:48,097 --> 00:24:50,724 Somebody's always gotta be tied to the library. 557 00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:52,475 First there was Judson, now Flynn. 558 00:24:52,476 --> 00:24:54,561 It's a whole ceremony. It's a thing. 559 00:24:54,562 --> 00:24:56,855 So this gentleman wished the genie to be free 560 00:24:56,856 --> 00:25:00,567 and then got sucked in, because... 561 00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,819 For a genie to walk free, 562 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:04,780 somebody's got to be in there. 563 00:25:06,115 --> 00:25:08,117 So how do we get him out? 564 00:25:09,201 --> 00:25:10,870 Please-- 565 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:16,583 Okay, but how would you know we would come here? 566 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:19,919 You are Librarians after all. 567 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,129 Well, try this one on for a size. 568 00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:24,133 I wish you couldn't leave this room. 569 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:27,719 Oh. Oh, no. 570 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,679 I'm stuck. I can't leave now. 571 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:33,016 I'm messing with you guys. 572 00:25:33,017 --> 00:25:34,392 I'm a free genie. 573 00:25:34,393 --> 00:25:36,227 ♪ I'm a free genie ♪ 574 00:25:36,228 --> 00:25:39,606 ♪ I can choose which wishes I grant ♪ 575 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,733 And where I'm going, 576 00:25:41,734 --> 00:25:45,153 there are so many more interesting wishes to be made. 577 00:25:45,154 --> 00:25:46,404 Okay, then. 578 00:25:46,405 --> 00:25:48,865 We'll just catch up with you at the next location. 579 00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:51,951 - Come on, Connor. - H-- Hang on, hang on. 580 00:25:51,952 --> 00:25:54,704 You don't know where I'm going yet. 581 00:25:54,705 --> 00:25:57,040 Oh, well, you've been kinda obvious. 582 00:25:57,041 --> 00:25:58,792 - I have not! - Well, this travel agency 583 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:01,086 specializes in overseas travel 584 00:26:01,087 --> 00:26:03,213 with special packages to American cities. 585 00:26:03,214 --> 00:26:05,340 And if you want people making wishes, 586 00:26:05,341 --> 00:26:06,508 the best spot is Las Vegas. 587 00:26:06,509 --> 00:26:08,927 - Vegas. - Oh, what? 588 00:26:08,928 --> 00:26:10,428 No. 589 00:26:10,429 --> 00:26:12,013 Vegas wishes are all the same. 590 00:26:12,014 --> 00:26:14,557 New York wishes have as much variety 591 00:26:14,558 --> 00:26:16,768 as they have pizza. 592 00:26:16,769 --> 00:26:18,728 Ooh, can't wait 593 00:26:18,729 --> 00:26:20,438 to taste New York pizza. 594 00:26:20,439 --> 00:26:21,648 You're right. 595 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:23,525 New York is better. 596 00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:29,823 Aren't you clever Librarians? 597 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:32,117 I'd love to stay chatting, 598 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:33,868 chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting. 599 00:26:33,869 --> 00:26:36,454 But I have a plane to catch. 600 00:26:36,455 --> 00:26:38,748 Ooh, I wonder what people 601 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:41,000 will wish for in an airport. 602 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:44,045 We may not be able to use a wish to trap you in this room, 603 00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:47,590 but you don't have a crew of preteens here, 604 00:26:47,591 --> 00:26:49,050 so you're not going anywhere. 605 00:26:49,051 --> 00:26:51,678 Oh, yes, you have me at a disadvantage, 606 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:54,431 what, with you between me and the exit. 607 00:26:54,432 --> 00:26:57,767 - Um, Boris? - Yup? 608 00:26:57,768 --> 00:27:00,437 Don't you wish money fell from the skies? 609 00:27:00,438 --> 00:27:02,188 Sure I do. 610 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:05,650 Say it. 611 00:27:05,651 --> 00:27:08,403 I wish money fell from the sky. 612 00:27:14,201 --> 00:27:16,327 Charlie, get him. He's getting away! 613 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,836 You sure this is gonna work? 614 00:27:24,837 --> 00:27:28,131 Uh, theoretically, yeah. It's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, 615 00:27:28,132 --> 00:27:29,841 it can connect two points anywhere, 616 00:27:29,842 --> 00:27:31,718 so it should be able to connect to any door, 617 00:27:31,719 --> 00:27:33,762 even one to a subdimensional space. 618 00:27:33,763 --> 00:27:35,138 We just have to route it to 619 00:27:35,139 --> 00:27:36,931 a wider range of possibilities. 620 00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:39,100 So we get this door open and we-- 621 00:27:39,101 --> 00:27:41,311 Will you stop doing that, man? 622 00:27:41,312 --> 00:27:42,896 Perhaps you shouldn't stand still. 623 00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:44,314 You know what your problem is? 624 00:27:44,315 --> 00:27:47,150 Everyone's been telling me my problems all day. 625 00:27:53,616 --> 00:27:55,658 I did it! 626 00:27:55,659 --> 00:27:57,786 I assume it has to do with me knowing more 627 00:27:57,787 --> 00:27:59,746 than everybody else and acting on it. 628 00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,581 You don't know more than anybody else. 629 00:28:01,582 --> 00:28:03,625 Not facts, not history, not science. 630 00:28:03,626 --> 00:28:05,293 All you know is the job, 631 00:28:05,294 --> 00:28:07,003 and the job wouldn't change on ya, pal. 632 00:28:07,004 --> 00:28:09,339 Hey, guys, sorry. We have to test the connection 633 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:11,549 before we go through, just to pull 'em out. 634 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,510 Yes, Lysa. I'll do it. 635 00:28:13,511 --> 00:28:15,137 No, you won't. 636 00:28:16,263 --> 00:28:17,889 After all, sacrifice 637 00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:19,933 is the Librarian's gambit. 638 00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:22,394 You ain't going anywhere, not until I'm done talking. 639 00:28:22,395 --> 00:28:25,313 Oh, wait, that's right. That's what you do. 640 00:28:25,314 --> 00:28:27,524 - You run. - You want me to slow down? 641 00:28:27,525 --> 00:28:31,236 In this insane world that moves so fast, I get the job done. 642 00:28:31,237 --> 00:28:34,322 Yes, I move quickly. I trust my instincts. 643 00:28:34,323 --> 00:28:36,908 But not your team. 644 00:28:36,909 --> 00:28:38,410 You know what I think? 645 00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:41,037 I think you asked for a more experienced Librarian 646 00:28:41,038 --> 00:28:42,455 to be here because you wanted someone 647 00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:45,458 that would understand that this gig is hard, 648 00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:47,710 this gig is crazy, and you're gotta be smarter 649 00:28:47,711 --> 00:28:49,129 than the magic. 650 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:51,256 But you don't want to slow down and listen to anyone, 651 00:28:51,257 --> 00:28:53,967 especially not me, because then you'd have 652 00:28:53,968 --> 00:28:55,593 to look someone right in the eye 653 00:28:55,594 --> 00:29:00,098 and realize you're not the only one that could do this job. 654 00:29:00,099 --> 00:29:02,767 You know what, Mr. Stone? 655 00:29:02,768 --> 00:29:04,395 You're right. 656 00:29:06,397 --> 00:29:08,648 You're right. 657 00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:10,734 My team is just as capable as me. 658 00:29:10,735 --> 00:29:12,610 That's all I'm saying. 659 00:29:12,611 --> 00:29:14,113 As are you. 660 00:29:17,074 --> 00:29:18,575 Vikram! 661 00:29:18,576 --> 00:29:20,453 Right. Where were we? 662 00:29:24,749 --> 00:29:26,459 You okay? 663 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:29,669 Aces! 664 00:29:41,098 --> 00:29:43,976 Alright, back up, back up. 665 00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:46,853 You ready? 666 00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,272 - Ready. - Ready. 667 00:29:56,447 --> 00:29:58,531 All right, imprisoned wish makers first. 668 00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:00,117 Okay. 669 00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:04,830 Up. 670 00:30:19,387 --> 00:30:20,929 Thank you so much. 671 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:23,181 - Where am I? - Oh, good question. 672 00:30:23,182 --> 00:30:24,891 Do you know anything hypnosis? 673 00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:26,935 - No. - Wait, funny story. 674 00:30:26,936 --> 00:30:28,728 You're actually in a hypnotic state, 675 00:30:28,729 --> 00:30:30,397 and none of this is real. 676 00:30:30,398 --> 00:30:34,151 Mr. Stone, one hand over the other. 677 00:30:50,459 --> 00:30:52,669 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 678 00:30:57,216 --> 00:30:58,300 Vikram! 679 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,354 It is just a matter of upper body strength. 680 00:31:11,355 --> 00:31:14,065 That has nothing to do with my upper body strength. 681 00:31:14,066 --> 00:31:16,025 The damn thing won't let me through. 682 00:31:23,117 --> 00:31:24,826 - Charlie? - Vikram, we ran 683 00:31:24,827 --> 00:31:26,035 into the Genie but we lost him. 684 00:31:26,036 --> 00:31:27,579 But we know where he's going. 685 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:29,914 Flight to New York takes off in one hour. 686 00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:31,124 If he gets on that plane, 687 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,085 there's no telling what he'll do. 688 00:31:36,505 --> 00:31:38,840 Hey, get me out of here! 689 00:31:38,841 --> 00:31:40,383 You can't leave me in here! 690 00:31:40,384 --> 00:31:41,886 I need to... 691 00:31:43,262 --> 00:31:45,431 Sounds like we need a plan. 692 00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:54,647 Right, his gate's down this way. 693 00:31:54,648 --> 00:31:56,441 - You sure this is gonna work? - Of course it will. 694 00:31:56,442 --> 00:31:58,109 All we have to do is trick the genie into coming 695 00:31:58,110 --> 00:32:00,153 after this bottle, and Lysa will handle the rest. 696 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:02,238 You alright in there, Mr. Stone? 697 00:32:03,949 --> 00:32:06,576 This better work, Vikram! 698 00:32:06,577 --> 00:32:08,078 Lysa, you ready? 699 00:32:08,079 --> 00:32:12,540 Uh, yeah, this isn't really the kinda science I do. 700 00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:14,584 I make apps and algorithms. 701 00:32:14,585 --> 00:32:16,753 This is more string theory. 702 00:32:16,754 --> 00:32:18,421 Connected the door to a subdimensional 703 00:32:18,422 --> 00:32:20,590 space already, Lysa, this is basically the same thing. 704 00:32:20,591 --> 00:32:22,967 I would laugh hysterically right now if I wasn't panicking. 705 00:32:22,968 --> 00:32:24,552 Lysa, did you or did you not say that 706 00:32:24,553 --> 00:32:26,513 as an Einstein Rosen bridge, the magic door 707 00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:28,056 can connect two points anywhere? 708 00:32:28,057 --> 00:32:29,808 - Yeah, but-- - Then all we have to do 709 00:32:29,809 --> 00:32:32,143 is connect two points, the plan is simple. 710 00:32:32,144 --> 00:32:34,729 We use the door's bridge capabilities to connect a door 711 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:36,189 here at the airport to the bottle, 712 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,024 and then push our genie inside it. 713 00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:39,984 Solid, solid plan. 714 00:32:39,985 --> 00:32:42,154 Just keep tracking my phone, okay? 715 00:32:43,155 --> 00:32:45,157 Okay. 716 00:32:52,873 --> 00:32:55,333 Hey! 717 00:32:55,334 --> 00:32:56,960 You're not getting on that plane. 718 00:32:56,961 --> 00:33:00,088 Ugh, are we really doing this? 719 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:02,006 It's getting sad. 720 00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:04,300 Just accept you lost this one. 721 00:33:04,301 --> 00:33:06,761 I'll see you when humanity is burning 722 00:33:06,762 --> 00:33:09,305 due to its greed and hubris. 723 00:33:09,306 --> 00:33:11,307 Have a nice day. 724 00:33:11,308 --> 00:33:13,936 We have something you don't. 725 00:33:16,522 --> 00:33:18,107 Hmm? 726 00:33:20,609 --> 00:33:22,485 Reveal yourself. 727 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,948 So what? 728 00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:28,366 I don't need the bottle. 729 00:33:28,367 --> 00:33:31,536 We can do this the easy way or the hard way. 730 00:33:31,537 --> 00:33:33,037 The easy way is surrender. 731 00:33:33,038 --> 00:33:34,706 Come with us now and stop your plan 732 00:33:34,707 --> 00:33:36,082 to cause chaos worldwide. 733 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:38,334 The hard way, we take this back 734 00:33:38,335 --> 00:33:40,086 to the library, put our heads together, 735 00:33:40,087 --> 00:33:41,588 and figure out a way to get you back into the bottle. 736 00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:44,257 You'll be stuck building pillow forts before you land. 737 00:33:44,258 --> 00:33:45,675 Yeah... 738 00:33:45,676 --> 00:33:46,885 You're bluffing. 739 00:33:46,886 --> 00:33:49,472 Hmm. Hard way it is, then. 740 00:33:53,309 --> 00:33:55,478 - Give me that bottle! - Here we go. 741 00:33:59,648 --> 00:34:02,317 - Oh, slap them in-- - I'm gonna miss my plane! 742 00:34:02,318 --> 00:34:04,903 Mr. Jenkins. Hi, it's Lysa Pascal. 743 00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:05,987 Mr. Stone gave me your number. 744 00:34:05,988 --> 00:34:08,948 Hi, I have a quick question 745 00:34:08,949 --> 00:34:11,160 about the door's Kruskal Szekeres coordinates? 746 00:34:12,495 --> 00:34:14,537 No, I'm not messing with the internal functioning. 747 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,874 But if I were, would moving 748 00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:20,376 the aluminum conductors allow the coordinates to shift? 749 00:34:22,797 --> 00:34:24,423 I'll call you back. 750 00:34:26,842 --> 00:34:29,178 This is so fast and slow at the same time. 751 00:34:35,351 --> 00:34:36,519 Guys, in here. 752 00:34:42,775 --> 00:34:44,568 Running is hard! 753 00:34:51,909 --> 00:34:53,451 Bring it back! 754 00:34:53,452 --> 00:34:54,828 Lysa... 755 00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:58,790 in three, two... 756 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:00,250 One! 757 00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:13,847 - It worked? - It worked. 758 00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:17,434 No, it didn't. 759 00:35:17,435 --> 00:35:19,478 I'll be taking my bottle now. 760 00:35:22,898 --> 00:35:24,107 Bring it back! 761 00:35:24,108 --> 00:35:26,609 Lysa, reset. Lysa, reset it. 762 00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:28,237 I'm trying. 763 00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,952 Now. 764 00:35:45,963 --> 00:35:47,590 Connor, catch. 765 00:35:55,348 --> 00:35:57,600 Lysa, hurry! 766 00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:21,331 She's got it working! 767 00:36:21,332 --> 00:36:23,166 Lysa, door at the end of the hall. 768 00:36:27,713 --> 00:36:29,839 Oh, no. No, no... 769 00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:37,722 Finally, now that was all very exciting. 770 00:36:37,723 --> 00:36:40,517 And as they say, all's well that ends well. 771 00:36:44,063 --> 00:36:46,189 A valiant attempt. 772 00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:48,317 But the game is over. 773 00:36:54,031 --> 00:36:56,741 flight 6367 to New York City.r 774 00:36:56,742 --> 00:37:00,036 - Now boarding. - Adieu, Librarians. 775 00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:03,039 That was marvelous cardio, by the way. 776 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,833 But I have a plane to catch. 777 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:05,875 Toodle-oo. 778 00:37:05,876 --> 00:37:08,753 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 779 00:37:08,754 --> 00:37:10,922 I told you, you're supposed to follow me. 780 00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:12,507 I'm the senior Librarian. 781 00:37:12,508 --> 00:37:14,300 I'm the one who knows what he's doing. 782 00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:15,510 That is not fair. 783 00:37:15,511 --> 00:37:16,803 We're doing everything we could. 784 00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:19,389 I have had enough of listening to you. 785 00:37:19,390 --> 00:37:22,142 I don't want to hear anything from you ever again. 786 00:37:22,143 --> 00:37:23,727 In fact, I wish I was on 787 00:37:23,728 --> 00:37:26,604 the other side of the world right now. 788 00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:28,148 Wish granted. 789 00:37:31,068 --> 00:37:33,653 You got to be careful what you wish for. 790 00:37:35,656 --> 00:37:37,533 Wait, what's happening? 791 00:37:38,784 --> 00:37:41,619 You know the bottle can't be empty, right? 792 00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:44,164 That means you have to fill it. 793 00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:46,750 And you tethered Stone to Vikram. 794 00:37:46,751 --> 00:37:48,918 So when he wished to be on the other side of the world, 795 00:37:48,919 --> 00:37:50,628 Stone went with him. 796 00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:52,088 I can't go back. 797 00:37:52,089 --> 00:37:53,798 I'm finally free. 798 00:37:53,799 --> 00:37:56,134 No! 799 00:38:04,727 --> 00:38:07,270 Some of us plan ahead... 800 00:38:07,271 --> 00:38:09,773 Some of us do it on the fly. 801 00:38:09,774 --> 00:38:12,275 - We get the job done. - We get the job done. 802 00:38:14,653 --> 00:38:16,279 Hello? 803 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,990 Did you know that on the other side 804 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:20,241 of the world from Belgrade 805 00:38:20,242 --> 00:38:22,786 is the middle of the Pacific Ocean? 806 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:27,540 I think the tide is coming in! 807 00:38:27,541 --> 00:38:29,459 I'll get Lysa to set a door. 808 00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:31,252 There's no doors. 809 00:38:31,253 --> 00:38:33,297 Send a boat. 810 00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:36,841 Sharks. 811 00:38:36,842 --> 00:38:38,135 Oh, yes. 812 00:38:41,847 --> 00:38:43,391 Awesome. 813 00:38:45,976 --> 00:38:49,396 You two sure you didn't wanna stay on a tropical island? 814 00:38:49,397 --> 00:38:50,647 About 30 more minutes and that tropical island 815 00:38:50,648 --> 00:38:51,815 would have been underwater. 816 00:38:51,816 --> 00:38:55,443 But I gotta say, it was fast thinking. 817 00:38:55,444 --> 00:38:58,321 I may have thought about it in advance, 818 00:38:58,322 --> 00:39:00,115 by 20 seconds or so. 819 00:39:00,116 --> 00:39:03,368 Since this is the first genie bottle they've ever had, 820 00:39:03,369 --> 00:39:05,870 it's like the library's created a special room for it. 821 00:39:05,871 --> 00:39:09,624 Well, I assume it is buried deep with cement walls. 822 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,918 A very exciting acquisition for the library. 823 00:39:11,919 --> 00:39:13,920 But how do you suppose we become untethered? 824 00:39:13,921 --> 00:39:15,797 You already are. 825 00:39:15,798 --> 00:39:18,174 When the genie was forced back into his bottle, 826 00:39:18,175 --> 00:39:19,801 all his free wishes were reversed. 827 00:39:19,802 --> 00:39:22,513 Bit of a genie law we didn't know. 828 00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:29,937 Is tha... 829 00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:38,945 I'm already writing a report about it. 830 00:39:38,946 --> 00:39:41,866 People reappeared downtown, keys went missing, and... 831 00:39:43,075 --> 00:39:44,659 Ambrose. 832 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:46,286 Don't worry, I found a loophole. 833 00:39:49,832 --> 00:39:51,624 Oh, No. 834 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:54,377 He's changed all my presets. 835 00:39:54,378 --> 00:39:57,088 Oh, look, Ambrose, it's Animal Planet. 836 00:39:58,549 --> 00:40:01,217 What do you mean you want to watch Love is Blind? 837 00:40:03,971 --> 00:40:05,972 Who knew a magical subdimensional space 838 00:40:05,973 --> 00:40:07,891 would subvert the life-death ratio. 839 00:40:07,892 --> 00:40:10,393 Wow, I gotta put that in my report. 840 00:40:10,394 --> 00:40:12,020 All right. Come on, Connor. 841 00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:13,354 Let's get this to the library. 842 00:40:13,355 --> 00:40:15,774 Let these two say goodbye. 843 00:40:15,775 --> 00:40:17,025 Yeah. 844 00:40:17,026 --> 00:40:18,902 At least the genie is going to be comfortable. 845 00:40:18,903 --> 00:40:22,614 He does have a fantastic Jacuzzi in there. 846 00:40:22,615 --> 00:40:25,367 I have returned globe's internal mechanisms 847 00:40:25,368 --> 00:40:27,035 to the original settings, so we should be able 848 00:40:27,036 --> 00:40:28,286 to get Mr. Stone home. 849 00:40:28,287 --> 00:40:29,829 Well, Mr. Stone, I realize 850 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:32,040 this must have been wildly inconvenient for you. 851 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:36,378 But I must admit, I have found you being here enlightening. 852 00:40:36,379 --> 00:40:38,797 Well, I found it enlightening, too. 853 00:40:38,798 --> 00:40:40,924 You got a good team here, Vikram. 854 00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:43,343 If you guys stay in sync, you're gonna be unstoppable. 855 00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:45,220 Yes, it turns out all I needed 856 00:40:45,221 --> 00:40:49,934 to shift my pace was being tied to a stubborn Oklahoman. 857 00:40:51,268 --> 00:40:53,603 See? 858 00:40:53,604 --> 00:40:56,022 Functioning as intended. 859 00:41:06,283 --> 00:41:08,911 - You hungry? - Famished. 860 00:41:10,746 --> 00:41:12,038 Wait, wait, wait. No, I can fix this. 861 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:13,706 I have complete faith... 862 00:41:13,707 --> 00:41:15,834 Just call us when you're done, and we'll bring ya a sandwich. 863 00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:17,753 Okay. 57390

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