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I only come to these things for the food too.

Hello, I'm David.

Ruby.

Tell me Ruby, how is networking going with the crudités?

Well, the crackers are rather dry,

and the goat cheese has such a salty personality.

What is it

you're looking for out of tonight's event?

Oh.

Um, I don't really know.

I actually already

have a summer internship with a tech startup.

Oh.

What about you?

What do you hope to find tonight?

Well, obviously, I'm only here for the free dinner.

You know, Mark Twain once said that while

the rest of the species descended from ape

redhead is descended from cat.

Um.

If we're sharing quotes

I've always liked, life is not a problem to be solved,

but a reality to be experienced.

I loved that trip.

Where was that again?

That was when I took you to London.

My cousin Sophie's wedding

to that dolt of a man.

It was the first British wedding you'd ever gone to.

And you were all excited

because you got to wear one of those silly little hats.

Fascinators.

Yes, fascinators.

I meant what garden was that?

Oh, I took that picture of you at Hampton Court.

I believe it was the Kitchen Garden.

As I recall, we did have... fun

under a specific archway.

Fun, until that guard almost caught us.

Getting arrested for public indecency

in a foreign country

would have been awful.

But it is my country, and I would have protected you.

They would have just given us a fine,

and we would have been on our way.

I'm just glad Angela let me take so much time off work,

especially since I just started and we were so busy

with a new launch.

Ruby, do you know how beautiful you are?

And how happy I am you came back?

I couldn't stay away.

It's really good to be with you again.

I missed that.

I missed that, too.

It was so hard falling asleep without you here.

I love getting to hold you at night.

I'm such a bad sleeper without you.

I'm so happy you're mine.

Always.

I love you.

I love you, darling.

You should wear your hair back more, you know?

I don't like it when it covers your eyes, they're so pretty.

I meant that as a compliment.

I know you did.

You know I wouldn't compliment you if it weren't true.

Of-of course.

You know you're gorgeous, right?

I-I guess.

You guess.

Well, that's not good enough.

I wanna hear you admit it.

- Admit that you're gorgeous. - Oh come on, David.

No, don't “come on, David” me.

I wanna hear you admit it.

Say I'm gorgeous.

- Say I'm gorgeous. - Ok, I'm gorgeous. Happy?

Yeah you are.

Just don't go getting a big head about it now.

A full bodied red,

after a full body work out.

You know,

if I hadn't already given it up, I could really go

for a cigarette about now.

I waited to drink any of these

until you came home.

We don't need to let it sit?

No.

Not tonight.

To us.

Mmm.

What are you thinking for dinner?

I know this wine deserves something better,

but I'm thinking pizza. Sound good?

Pizza's good.

I'm just going to order from that place

on Prince.

You know, the one that puts exactly

one basil leaf on each slice.

I just love the red pepper infused olive oil

they drizzle over their pizzas.

What's on your mind?

Nothing.

No?

You seem a little...

What do you mean?

Not all here.

Wh-where else would I be?

You'd tell me this time if something was up, right?

Of course.

There's nothing to worry about.

Good.

I'm not a mind reader.

♪ They will light my way tonight ♪

♪ I'll see you in my dreams ♪

At least that wasn't the fancy wine.

Th-the '93.

Wouldn't want to spill that.

What?

- Wh-what did I... - Watch yourself!

I-I just said...

I didn't mean to snap like that, darling.

You know I don't like it when you make fun of me.

I didn't mean to. I never

- want to make you feel bad. - No, no I know I know.

But sometimes, you take things too far.

I know you didn't mean anything by it.

- Right, love? - Of course not, but

sometimes I feel like I say something silly and then...

I'll be right back.

Um, just need to check something in the bedroom.

Everything okay?

Oh.

Yeah.

Did you do what you needed?

I did.

You gonna tell me what it was?

It's a surprise. For later.

You know how much I love a good surprise.

Oh, I know.

This one's gonna be big.

Can I guess what the surprise is?

You could try.

Does it involve some sort of uh...

Oh, a sexy new outfit you're gonna wear?

Like that cat costume

you surprised me with the first year we were together.

That was the first time you ever slept over.

Knowing you were all mine.

You were so young and inexperienced,

trying to seem so seductive in that outfit.

And God, you made me feel so alive.

Is it some sort of

sex toy prototype

you created at that fancy little tech job of yours?

I don't make sex toys.

I design augmented user experiences.

Oh, come on, give me a clue.

I hate guessing.

I can't wait any longer.

Give me a hint.

You are such a little tease.

I don't really think I am.

Do you want me again?

I want you.

We should take it easy.

You don't want to have another one of your blackouts.

No.

I can't drink anymore.

Work has been really busy lately.

I don't think you realize how stressful

financial advising is.

I've got to be up early.

Client meetings, quarterly reports.

They're all so grueling.

Mm.

I just know I'm gonna be hungover tomorrow.

Unlike you, I'm not still in my twenties.

You don't look any older than the day we met.

I do. I look older.

No you don't. You look the same.

Am I still as handsome as the day we met?

Even more so.

Sometimes,

I look at you and I wonder

if you think I'm an old man.

I worry that I'm boring.

You could never bore me.

You mean it?

Of course.

I'm old enough to be your father.

You're 20 years younger than my dad.

Do you need me?

You know I do.

I want to hear you say it.

Say you need me.

I need you.

Do you know how badly I want you?

How much just looking at you drives me wild?

You know,

sometimes when you're sleeping,

and I see how tiny you are,

and I know you need me,

and I just feel so

protective.

Do you know how sad I was when you left?

Why would you leave me like that?

I thought you were done with trying to leave.

I thought you had

turned a page.

And the last few months

have been so hard on me.

I was such a wreck.

I was worried about you all the time.

Where you were,

who you were with,

if you were seeing anyone else.

You gave me such pain.

And that's definitely what caused these stress

blackouts I've been having.

They've just been awful.

And it's all because you made that terrible

mistake in leaving me.

Clearly, the last few months

have been just as bad for you. When you,

when you came back, you were a mess.

You couldn't do it without me, right?

Right.

I mean, where were you even staying?

I just stayed at the office, nobody knew.

No wonder I could never catch you leaving work.

That must have been just awful for you.

When you had a warm bed here,

- waiting for you. - It was pretty terrible.

You couldn't even call your parents.

Those wretched people.

Tell me you couldn't do it without me.

I couldn't do it without you.

No one else could give you what I do.

No one else can make me feel the way you do.

No one can make me feel the way you do.

I knew you'd come back.

I knew you were reading all my messages and emails.

I knew they'd work.

I read them all.

Every last word you wrote.

Weren't they romantic?

The most.

Good.

Because we're meant for each other.

You never did give me that surprise.

I didn't say it was for today.

If you tell me now,

I'll still act surprised.

Just be patient.

Is there anything on your mind?

Should there be?

No.

I'm just wondering if there's anything

you want to talk about?

About us, maybe?

What about us?

I don't know.

About how things were before, maybe?

Before I came back.

Is there something you want me to say?

No.

I-I-I'm just wondering

- if there's anything... - Don't start with me, Ruby.

You know, I hate games.

I'm not a mind reader.

If there's something you're trying

to get me to say or admit to, just tell me.

Don't ruin a perfectly good moment

with any of this coy...

bullshit.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I must just be really tired.

You're home early!

Come through to the kitchen.

I've got a surprise for you.

Look at the vintage.

1993?

It's my favorite year.

You know, they always say wines from the odd years are better.

But '93 was a tough year for some of the noble grapes.

Collectors mostly scooped up the burgundies,

and so the bordeaus are rarer.

And more worth it.

But, you know why I really love 1993?

It's the year that gave me you.

Not that I knew you in '93.

Of course, of course not.

I was just a 15-year-old boy

in Surrey, getting up to all the usual mischief.

And you were

an adorable little baby.

But it's the year that brought you into the world

and, I think,

set you on a path to being with me.

Um... I-I don't know what to say.

Isn't it wonderful?

I bought a whole case.

You do not want to know how much it cost.

You have to let it sit.

Oh come on, your arm is fine.

You shouldn't have reached out like that.

I would have handed you the glass,

when it was ready to drink.

I have such a wonderful night planned for us.

Don't ruin it already.

I'm all good.

Good.

That's what I wanted to hear.

Now,

while we wait for the wine to decant,

come through to the sitting room.

I've got another surprise for you.

I loved

getting to take you to London.

It was so cute how you didn't know any of the sights.

And I got to be your guide.

I-I mean, I'd been to London before.

I'd seen some of the sights, just not in a while.

You had seen all the touristy places.

Not the real London. I showed you that.

Remember the first night we went out?

You thought Spoons looked so nice.

Without me, you would have drank in all the wrong places.

It wasn't just tourists at Spoons.

My family was so shocked when I brought such a young girl

to Sophie's wedding.

You could have told them you were bringing me.

No, I didn't want to.

I wanted to see their faces.

You looked so pretty in your dress.

Always fussing with that fascinator.

You never could remember the name.

You kept calling it that silly little hat.

Now the wine is ready to drink.

Do you know why I have so many surprises for you?

No.

Why do you have so many surprises for me?

I'm glad you asked.

Do you remember

what happened on this day exactly eight years ago?

Um...

Eight years ago, I was a sophomore at Columbia.

Which is the year that we met.

Is today the anniversary of when we first met?

Exactly.

Let us toast to that night

eight years ago.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Do you remember what happened that night?

Of course, um...

I spotted you,

and I knew then and there,

you were gonna be special to me.

What do you mean?

I just had a sense that you were gonna be... important.

Do you remember what I said when I first approached?

I said.

I said.

Hmm.

I only come to these things

for the food too.

Then I asked you if you wanted a drink,

but you were only 19, and afraid of getting caught.

So I snuck you gin and tonics all night

because they look like club sodas.

Drinking laws in America

are so silly.

Gin did not taste anything like I expected it to.

No.

You scrunched up your little nose every time

you took a sip.

But you wanted to seem so mature,

so you just kept on drinking.

You like gin now though.

I taught you how to drink.

I mean, it's still not my favorite.

I never said it had to be your favorite.

Ruby.

I do not want to fight tonight.

I have so many great things I want to talk to you about.

I don't want to fight either.

Good.

I have great news.

I have found

the perfect venue for our wedding.

- Oh. - It's absolutely wonderful.

And I know you're going to love it as much as I do.

But, of course you will.

It's in London.

Of course that's no problem,

all my family's there.

And I think it's best that we get married in England.

I know that sounds like

a lot of travel for your family, but really,

when was the last time you even spoke to any of them?

They haven't been there for you the way I have.

I've already contacted the venue.

Luckily for us, there was a recent cancellation

and I managed to book our wedding for the 5th of June.

Oh, um... that's... um...

- that's only a few months away. - Exactly.

It is the perfect time to get married.

And it is the perfect time to have a baby.

And if we get pregnant on our honeymoon,

Paris, of course,

then the baby will be born in March.

In like a lion, as they say.

God, just think,

a year from now, we'll have a perfect little baby.

Little Emily. Do you like that? I like that.

I've never met an Emily I didn't like.

I've always wanted a daughter,

there is so much about the world I can teach her.

You know,

after you get pregnant, you're gonna want to

stop working.

Um... What?

Well, we've already talked about that.

We have more than enough money as it is.

You're always saying how busy you are at work,

and you'll want to

stay home and look after the children.

I think we'll have 2 before you're 30.

Your boss will understand.

And quite frankly,

I'm surprised she's still working at her age.

Women leave jobs all the time to raise families.

Far more important than those

silly little virtual games you make.

They're not games.

Enjoy it now.

There'll be nine months soon when you can't drink.

Mm.

I have found the perfect song

for our wedding dance.

♪ I don't get ♪

♪ Many things right the first time ♪

♪ In fact ♪

♪ I am told that a lot ♪

♪ Now I know all the wrong turns ♪

♪ The stumbles and falls ♪

♪ Brought me here ♪

♪ And where was I before the day ♪

♪ That I first saw your lovely face? ♪

♪ Now I see it every day ♪

♪ And I know ♪

♪ That I am ♪

♪ I am ♪

♪ I am the luckiest ♪

♪ What if I'd been born ♪

♪ 50 years before you ♪

♪ In a house, on a street where you lived? ♪

♪ Maybe I'd be outside ♪

♪ As you passed on your bike ♪

♪ Would I know? ♪

Did you need to go that?

No. No, it was just Angela.

It was really busy at the office today.

We're having some trouble with the patent for a belt

I helped program.

Wait.

Work was really busy today,

and yet you came home earlier than usual?

Right. Um...

I... I actually had a last minute

doctor's appointment to go to, so I just

went to that

and then I figured I'd work from home the rest of the day.

What kind of doctor's appointment?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything's, everything's fine.

I was just seeing my gynecologist.

Why were you seeing your gynecologist?

You're not trying to go back on birth control, are you?

No. No, I... um...

was just making sure I'm in good shape to get pregnant.

Of course you are.

You're in wonderful shape.

Why would you be worried about that?

I didn't know if my sometimes irregular periods

meant something could be wrong.

And?

She said everything's fine.

Do you want me to call her?

Sometimes these doctors don't tell women everything,

but they'll tell me.

No.

I... I trust her. Everything's good.

Good.

That's what I wanted to hear.

I wish you'd told me.

I would have liked to have come with you.

I know.

But it was such a last minute appointment.

And I didn't want to bother you when you were busy at work.

Promise me you'll call me next time.

I promise.

Good girl.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh God, these are gonna get so much bigger.

Not that they aren't perfect already,

how well they can fit in my mouth. Mmm.

Mmm.

This is gonna get so much bigger too.

But don't you worry,

we'll make sure we lose that baby weight right away.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You know, we won't be able to act like this

when a baby comes along.

Why would you say that?

We were having a moment. Why would you go and ruin it?

I didn't mean anything, I was just saying...

Just saying what?

Are you questioning how I'll be as a father?

No. No I... I wasn't, I was...

I hate it when you do that.

When you take a perfectly good moment and ruin it.

You know, sometimes you can be

really, really childish.

- David, stop. - What do I expect?

Compared to me, you are still a child.

David, Please.

I'm not the one who caused a scene, Ruby.

- David, please. - Please, what?

I'm sorry, I...

I didn't mean to snap like that, love.

It's just,

sometimes you make me so angry.

You know?

You know how much I love you though, right?

You just

don't always know when to stop.

You don't always think before you say things.

And that really, really hurts me, darling.

You need to be more thoughtful

about the way you speak to me, okay?

I forgive you.

Now give me a kiss.

There. We're all better now.

You will make such a good little wifey.

You ungrateful little bitch.

You didn't go to the doctor today, did you?

This is why you came home early.

So you could pack up all your things and leave me.

You've done this before, Ruby.

Don't you remember?

The last time you tried to leave or the time before that,

you couldn't do it without me.

You had nowhere to go.

- Where will you go this time? - David, don't do this.

Why do you keep playing this fucking games?

What's your plan, love? Who's going to help you?

Who do you have?

You don't have anybody.

You need me!

Why do you keep doing this to me?

Argh!

Fuck you.

Fuck you, too!

Argh!

You'll be back!

I know you will.

You always come back.

You have nothing without me!

You bitch!

You're back.

I was so afraid this time you wouldn't come back.

That was the longest you've ever been gone.

I couldn't stay away.

Darling, I missed you so much.

- I missed you, too. - Don't you ever leave me again.

Never.

When you tried to take out that restraining order,

I was so hurt.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

That was a very silly idea.

You're still wearing it.

You still want to get married, right?

Of course I do.

I'm sorry if we lost the venue.

Don't worry.

I'll call them tomorrow, and sort everything out.

I'm just so happy you're back.

We should do something fun today to celebrate.

I-I'd love that.

- Anything you have in mind? - Anything you want.

Oh, wait. I can't.

Oh.

I've got meetings all day, I can't reschedule.

Oh, that's... that's okay.

I have to go and shower.

Don't go anywhere.

Of course not.

Why don't you make me a coffee?

You know how I like it.

Okay.

♪ You made me love you ♪

♪ I didn't wanna do it ♪

♪ No I didn't wanna do it ♪

♪ You made me want you ♪

♪ And all the time you knew it ♪

♪ I guess you always knew it ♪

♪ You made me happy sometimes ♪

♪ Oh you made me glad ♪

♪ But there were times, baby ♪

♪ Haha, you little devil ♪

♪ You made me cry for ♪

♪ I didn't wanna tell ya ♪

♪ I didn't wanna tell ya ♪

♪ I want some love that's true ♪

♪ Yes I do ♪

♪ Deed I do, you know I do ♪

♪ Gimme gimme gimme gimme ♪

♪ What I cry for ♪

♪ You know you got the kind of kisses ♪

♪ That I'd die for ♪

Perfect.

I wish I had known you were coming back today.

I would have taken the day off work.

I'll still be here when you get back.

Mmm.

You promise?

Cross my heart.

I was such a mess without you.

I kept having these little...

blackout, panic attacks.

It was just awful.

That sounds terrible.

I'm, I'm so sorry.

I'm here for you now.

I know you are.

See you tonight?

Uh...

When you get back from work,

let's do something romantic.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Something sexy.

I was thinking some sort of candlelit dinner...

Well, I was thinking maybe some sort of...

Mm-hmm? Whoa.

You okay?

David?

- Whoa... - Ruby.

Are... are you... are you... Whoa, wh-wh-whoa.

Um... Are you...

♪ There were times, baby ♪

♪ Haha, you little devil ♪

♪ You made me cry for ♪

♪ I didn't wanna tell ya ♪

♪ I didn't wanna tell ya ♪

♪ I want some love that's true ♪

♪ Yes I do, deed I do, you know I do ♪

♪ Gimme gimme gimme gimme ♪

♪ What I cry for ♪

♪ You know you got the kind of kisses that I'd die for ♪

♪ You know you made me love you ♪

Hey.

Yeah, I've set up cameras around the apartment,

so you should be getting a feed now.

Yeah, he's still passed out cold.

I think we have a few hours until he's up.

Okay, do you want to go ahead and boot up the environment

just to make sure it's good to go?

Yeah, sounds good to me.

Now... we wait.

You're up.

You must have had one of your blackouts.

You've been out for a while.

They don't usually last this long.

Are you feeling okay?

If you were out any longer, I was gonna

- call an ambulance. - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Must have just got overwhelmed.

I messaged your office you weren't feeling well.

Right.

Yeah. Thank you.

I'm just going to splash some water on my face.

I loved that trip.

Where was that again?

That was when I took you to London.

My cousin Sophie's wedding.

To that dolt of a man.

It was the first British wedding you had ever gone to.

And you were all excited cause you got to wear one of those

silly little hats.

Fascinators.

Yes, fascinators.

I meant what garden was that?

Oh.

I took that picture of you at Hampton Court.

I believe it was the Kitchen Garden.

As I recall,

we did have fun, under a specific archway.

Fun, until that guard almost caught us.

Getting arrested for public indecency

in a foreign country would have been awful.

But it is my country, and I would have protected you.

They would have just given us a fine

and we would have been on our way.

I'm just glad Angela let me take so much time off work.

Especially since I had just started

and we were so busy with a new launch.

Ruby, do you know how beautiful you are?

And how happy I am you came back?

I couldn't stay away.

Oh, yeah.

You are so... good at this.

Oh, you are so tight.

Tell me I'm great.

Tell me I'm the best you've ever... had.

Tell me I'm huge.

Tell me my cock is... massive.

You have the biggest cock.

Oh you get me so hard.

A full bodied red,

after a full body workout.

You know, if I hadn't already given it up,

I could really go for a cigarette about now.

I waited to drink any of these until you came back.

We don't have to let it sit?

No, not tonight.

To us.

Mmm.

What are you thinking for dinner?

I know this wine deserves

something better, but I'm thinking pizza.

Sound good?

Pizza's good.

I'm just going to order from that place

on Prince.

You know, the one

that puts exactly one basil leaf on each slice.

I just love the red pepper infused olive oil

they drizzle over their pizzas.

What's on your mind?

Nothing.

No? You seem a little...

What do you mean?

Not all here.

Where else would I be?

I didn't mean to snap like that, darling.

You know I don't like it when you make fun of me.

I didn't mean to. I never wanna make you

- feel bad. - I know, I know.

Sometimes you take things a little too far.

I know you didn't mean anything by it.

Right, love?

Of course not.

But sometimes I feel like I say something silly and then...

Uh.

I'll be right back. Uh,

just need to check something in the bedroom.

Everything okay?

Um,

yeah.

Did you do what you needed?

I did.

You gonna tell me what it was?

It's a surprise. For later.

You never did give me that surprise.

I didn't say it was for today.

If you tell me now,

I'll still act surprised.

Just be patient.

Is there anything on your mind?

Should there be?

I don't know, I'm just...

wondering if there's anything you wanna talk about.

What about?

I don't know, um...

about us, maybe.

What about us?

I don't know.

About how things were... before,

maybe.

Before I came back.

Is there something you want me to say?

No.

I'm just wondering if there's anything...

Don't start with me, Ruby.

You know I hate games, I'm not a mind reader.

If there's something you're trying to get me to say

or admit to, just tell me.

Don't ruin a perfectly good moment,

with any of this coy bullshit.

You're right.

I'm sorry. I must just be really tired.

Hey, um, I haven't left yet. But...

There's something else I need to do. Do you...

do you mind if we wait till morning?

I-I don't want to wake him up.

Okay, great. Um...

Get some rest yourself.

Hey.

Hey.

What's wrong?

I need to talk to you.

Okay.

There's something I-I wanna tell you.

Um, I need to tell you, but I need you to promise

that you won't get mad at me.

I won't get mad, love.

Tell me what's wrong.

You promise?

I do.

Th-the day that I left.

Worst day of my life.

You-you know how I told you I went to the doctor?

Yeah.

I did actually go to the doctor,

but not to see if I could get pregnant.

I...

already was pregnant.

What?

I had an abortion.

Say something.

What the fuck do you want me to say?

You said you wouldn't get mad.

Mad.

I am beyond mad.

How dare you?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

How could you do that to me?

Please, just calm down.

Don't fucking tell me what to do.

David let go!

Fuck you!

You're hurting me.

We wanted to have a baby. We were planning it.

Why would you ruin it?

We were planning it?

No, you were planning it.

You wanted a baby.

You didn't care what I wanted.

Are-are you going to hit me?

Go ahead. Do it.

I would never have your baby.

Stop talking.

Why would I have your baby?

- Stop talking. - You can't control yourself.

How could I bring a baby into this world

knowing how you were going to treat them?

Shut up!

- You're a monster. - Fuck you!

- It's true. - Shut the fuck up.

You said you'd stay calm, but look at what you're doing.

I-I don't...

I don't know why I came back.

What, are you gonna go and live in the office

like some kind of homeless person?

I don't know why I thought this time would be better,

you are never going to change.

I gave you everything. Everything.

And how do you show your appreciation?

You murder my child.

You gave me everything? You took everything.

My friends, my family,

I had no life that wasn't...

No one was there for you the way I was!

You need help, David.

You can't,

you can't even see it.

That's fucking rich coming from you.

Where do you think you're going?

Anywhere but here.

How dare you.

We wanted to have a family.

Hey. We wanted to have a family. Why would you ruin everything?

David stop.

Do you realize how much I love you?

How we're meant for each other?

We are gonna have a family.

You are gonna love me, the way I love you.

You are gonna love me...

We are gonna have... a family.

Surprise.

Ruby.

Yes.

Any closer and the cops are getting called.

What?

Yeah. I hooked you up to a state-of-the-art

virtual reality simulation.

I... uh designed

that belt you're wearing at my fancy little tech job.

- It's great, isn't it? - What the fuck?

Really feels like you're having sex when it's on.

You know,

I guess in that way, I...

I do make high tech sex toys.

The-the plan was just to send you

a video of your little solo sex-fest from earlier, but...

this was...

so much worse.

Thank you for...

for being such a piece of shit.

How could you do this to me?

Do you really not see how you treated me?

I was the best thing that ever happened to you.

No.

No, you were the worst.

But... now...

I'm the worst thing to ever happen to you, too.

Yeah. Let me tell you how this is all gonna go down.

You are never to text me,

call me, email me,

try to contact me in any way.

If you see me walking down the street,

you will stop and walk the other way.

If you don't,

everything that happened here today,

everything you think you did was videotaped.

I will not only send it to your job,

I'll send it to your family,

your clients.

I will release it on social media,

and if anything happens to me,

a friend of mine was watching.

They have the footage.

They will release it, and you

will be ruined.

Fuck you.

No.

No, you don't get to do that anymore.

I'll send someone by in a bit to get my stuff.

If you

destroy any of that equipment before they get here,

I'll release the footage.

You are such a...

Bitch?

Yeah.

You know, I...

I have wasted so many years of my life on you,

the least you can do is shut up for like, five minutes,

but you always do this.

You always go and ruin a perfectly good moment

because you just can't shut the fuck up.

I hope

the rest of your life is really shitty.