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I know you already took the second mortgage out on the house, Mom, but I

got accepted for this school, and I really need to go to this one.

I mean, is there anything else that you can do to try to help?

I mean, I really need some financial aid here.

I know it's doubled the amount from what we originally expected, but, you know,

Sometimes those things happen.

I mean, I could try to go to the bank and see if they can give me a loan, but,

you know, my credit is really bad. And the last time I tried to do that, they

denied me.

I mean, I guess I could try that.

Yeah, me and my step-uncle, Brick, we're doing fine.

You know, he's just a little weird, though.

You know, it's like, I don't know.

I may be going a little too far out here, but it's like all my underwear is

going missing.

I know.

All right, well, I gotta go, so I'll talk to you later.

Love you.

How am I going to come up with this money?

I really need this.

Wedding time.

Um, Uncle Brick.

How's my favorite niece?

Um, I'm okay. How are you?

I wake up at four in the afternoon. I'm doing... Pretty stellar.

You just woke up?

Yeah.

What's going on? Why do you look so stressed out?

Well, you know the school that I really wanted to go to, right?

Let me tell you something first.

Education?

Overrated. Huh?

Way cheaper ways to get laid. Trust me. Just make sure you keep a little

concern. Whoa.

That's not even what I was talking about.

Why don't people go to college if it's not to get laid?

You know what job I want to have. I have to go to school in order to get that

job.

Work's overrated, too.

I haven't worked in years, and I'm A-OK, I think.

What are you talking about?

I mean, just, you know, why do you need to go to college? There's plenty of

other ways to make money, especially for a pretty little thing like you.

All right.

Well, that's my advice to you.

I mean, you start thinking about college, you got all these loans, and

nobody likes dealing with the banks. A bunch of pencil cushers always say, if

you ain't got cash, you don't need to buy it.

But, yeah, I think that's all my free advice for today.

What do you got planned?

Well, I'm just going to go hang out with some of my friends, and I'm going to

figure out how to pay for this college tuition.

Yeah, well, I'm going to just hang around here and probably not do much if

you need something.

Joe, ask somebody else.

Not me.

All right.

Thanks, Uncle Rick.

Oh,

here. I forgot.

I'm sure you're going to need that.

Go ahead.

Nobody cooks around here.

The mother, though.

so fast.

I tried to tell her.

Working's for fucking nerds.

Maybe fucking time.

Those are definitely gym panties.

Fucking Jesus. God, it's so beating.

Why not?

Why?

This whole generation is just a bunch of dorks.

All right.

I thought I had more dirty underwear than that.

There's only like two pairs in here.

How could that be?

I bet you it's my dirty uncle.

He's gotta be taking them or something.

I have an idea.

I have the perfect idea.

I'm gonna spread them all out for him.

He's gonna wanna see them.

He's gonna wanna steal them.

And I'm gonna Record him.

And catch him stealing them.

And I'm going to get him kicked out of his house.

Yeah.

Alrighty.

That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

This is just what I needed.

Exactly what I needed.

I'll make a fucking ton of money off this girl.

That's just what I want.

Get a shot of the goods.

Let's see where this goes.

Oh, these fucking idiots, too. They might. They fucking might.

More and more ripe every time Man

this

is a little too easy This

keeps going as good as it does

I might actually have my own place one day

Who would have thought?

Wow.

Oh, man.

That's it.

You know, I kind of get it.

I kind of get it. These guys like this stuff.

Never enough.

Oh, my God.

Come on. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Those fuckers are going to smell me too.

Uncle Rick, what are you doing?

I plead the fifth.

No.

I see exactly what you're doing, and I recorded you.

Just, uh... I am fucking begging you.

Please, please, please do not put that... Don't cancel me. I won't be able

to ever get a job in... Maybe they should.

I'm... Please, I'm begging you. Do not... Please do not tell anyone about

this. I... How could you explain this?

I mean... There's actually not much I can explain. Just please, look...

Let me, let me try. Give me, give me a minute.

I'm telling my mom.

I'm showing her this video of you.

I'm going to get you kicked out of this house.

I cannot fucking. You're not going to have anywhere to live.

Okay.

You're going to be on the streets because of this.

Well, let's, let's not, let's not, you know, jump to conclusions because I, I.

I was actually going to offer this before, but I think I have an idea.

And what may that be?

What if I told you, right, hear me out.

I'm full of ideas.

This was a good idea because it makes pretty good money between you and I.

However... What? This is my underwear.

Hear me out.

You've got to let me explain. Your ideas always suck.

Not this one.

All right.

What if I told you I could pay your entire college tuition?

How so?

Well, with the help of this.

However, you know, I've been sneaking around to supply and demand, baby.

That's what it is. And however, I get them when I can.

But imagine.

If I had complete access to your dirty panties.

These perverts buy this shit up.

You wouldn't believe it.

But I'm going to need your help.

And, you know, we're family. So why don't we conspire together?

I mean, I don't think that's a good idea.

You're right. It's not a good idea. It's a fucking great idea.

I think that you should pay for my college tuition and I still keep my

pennies.

That's the... So it's a win-win for me.

There's a lot you got to learn about the outside world.

You know, right now you're in this little bubble. I'm trying to... Excuse

me?

Again, I will pay for your entire tuition to go to your little fancy,

smancy, boozy college.

But I'm going to need your help.

I need these.

This right here, you know what this looks like to you? Dirty panties. To me,

this looks like fucking money.

So, if you're willing to help me, delete your little video.

Right? Don't tell anybody about this.

No one.

You'll go to college. But, I do have some terms.

I don't just want your panties, you know.

They like it when they're really stinky.

Really smelly.

Something that lingers a little bit. So, I'm going to need a little more than

just the panties.

I'm going to need direct access to the source.

So.

And I mean full access.

Complete free usage, whatever I want. Because these guys come quick.

You see what I did there?

Regardless, you give me what I want.

Keep it our little secret.

And you get all the education you want.

Uncle Brick?

Seems like a tough bargain now, but when you're in there doing your little

studies and whatever you do in college... Well, I mean, what's stopping

me from selling these panties on my own? Like, I don't need you.

I got the clientele.

I got the contacts. I'm already in there.

Right? So what?

I can build up my own clientele.

You're right. Go off to your little whatever community college and get your

prereqs there. No, no, no, wait.

Wait.

Wait.

I mean, I just... Clock's ticking. I didn't even get to watch.

Well, I mean, you promised that you would pay for all of my college tuition.

Scout's honor.

I mean, you gotta, like, really promise that you're gonna pay for everything.

Pinky.

Trust me, but again, you have to really, really, really give

me what I need.

Is that okay?

Uh, I guess.

Guess? Or, I mean... Yeah, I really want to go to this school and I'll do

whatever it takes.

That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Because sometimes whatever it takes...

He's literally playing.

Yeah, just play along. Remember, you're in good hands, girl.

Good, dirty hands.

Uncle Rick.

That's me.

So, we have a deal, right?

Full access.

And off to college you go.

I can leave.

No, I really want to go to college.

And I really, really want you to go.

Well, I want to go too.

So, can you just give me a minute to inspect the goods?

And they are good.

You got everything you ever wanted in life.

Yes, you can follow directions.

I mean, I just, like I said, I...

Really want to go to college. Yeah, I just really want to go to college.

And with my help, you'll get there.

And my word, that goes a long way around here.

Uncle, this kind of feels weird because, you know, you're my uncle.

I mean, you know, new things can often feel weird, but sometimes it just takes

a little bit of practice to adjust. Before you know it, it's a gravy train

and a money train. See, we're knocking out two trains with one stop.

There's a saying for that. I just can't quite validate it yet.

be our little secret. You don't have to worry mommy or daddy about any more

of your financial troubles because Uncle Rick's going to take care of you.

Right? Uh, okay.

As long as you say so.

Oh, sweetheart, I know so.

You trust me, right?

Not really, but you know I want to go to college.

Man, don't you worry. We're going to get you there. You're a smart girl. That's

why you'd be kind of silly to pass up an opportunity like this.

And your luck.

I have so many techniques to make sure

these things get.

Nice and smelly.

So many techniques.

You know what?

I'm going to show you every single one of them.

Oh, man.

There you go. It's not so bad, is it?

This is prime real estate here.

Get your ass on your knees.

Take these off.

You got to do exactly as I say.

You understand?

Uh, yeah.

to the collection right now.

Remember I told you college was all about sex, getting laid?

Yeah.

I'll make sure you're well prepared.

Nice, fine little piece of ass like you.

Oh, you're gonna get hit.

You think they're gonna love me in college?

Oh, yeah. You're gonna be the teacher's little pet.

New carpets match the drapes here You know what we can we can actually uh

double up on the product Get all of them nice and

smelly

You see?

That's what education smells like.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm sure this car is going to be great on you.

This is us being efficient.

I'm really good at that, in case you haven't noticed.

All of these.

You see that? That's what's gonna pay for your future.

Been paying for mine.

I told you, Uncle Brick's got a lot of lessons he could pass on.

I'll give you all the keys to the kingdom, but you gotta go and open the

door.

I'll smell that with you.

You know, I kind of feel like an asshole because I feel that if you're

trying to sell something to people, you've got to be willing to try it

yourself.

You don't agree?

I don't know.

Let me show you. Why don't you lay back a little?

Right.

We don't like getting this little perfect pussy. Look at this thing.

Look.

Nice and wet.

It's going to get you into college.

I hope so.

I really want to go to college.

Are you sure you're going to pay for me to go to college?

Mm-hmm.

Don't you worry about that.

Just sit back and relax.

I think those panties are going to be worth a lot.

Oh, yeah.

See, that's the right mindset.

Fuck.

You

know what,

though?

So, so happy you did this.

Good girl, yes.

No, no.

There you go.

Grab that dick. Grab that dick and suck it. I know you know how. I know you've

been sucking dick.

speak your tongue.

There you go.

There you fucking go.

Now you're getting there. Come on, what you talking about?

Don't you fucking speak.

Spit on it, spit on it.

There you fucking go.

Bring it back in.

There we go.

there you go on your knees on your knees

That's what I want.

That's what I want.

Open your mouth. There you go. Nice and fluffy.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Come on. Double jump of six.

Take that.

Take that.

Come on. There you go.

There you go.

Ah.

There's more.

There's more.

There's more.

Oh, my God.

You gotta learn to follow directions from college, bro.

You see, I told you.

We're going to be a great team.

We're going to be great.

We're going to be great. We're going to be great.

We're going to be great.

We're going to be great.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fucking girls might lie, but guess what don't lie?

Pussy.

Pussy does not fucking... But

you know what?

Actually, we gotta help our business right here. Put this fucking thing here.

Put this...

You're doing so good. I'm going to get you so proud.

I don't know

right there. Don't you fucking move.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh, that's good pussy. That is good pussy you let there.

Good pussy.

Good wet smelly panties.

Fuck. There you go. There you go. You do some work.

It's a business.

A partnership.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Good. Good girl.

Fuck.

Yes. Holy shit.

Wow.

Come here you go.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, yep.

I knew that's what you wanted. I knew that's what you fucking wanted.

These are going to be fucking great.

Shake that ass. Let me see. Shake that ass. Go.

Shake it. Good job.

Good girl.

Let me get right back in there.

Right back in there.

Fuck.

Fuck.

That's it.

Your favorite alcohol.

You fucking cunt.

Taste your own fucking pussy.

Taste your own fucking pussy.

Shit.

No,

no.

Fuck. Right back in there.

Fuck,

fuck, fuck.

Oh, yeah, you love that shit.

Let's spend some quality time with your uncle.

Fuck.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Taste the pussy.

Taste the pussy.

Hey,

fucking girl.

You're doing so good.

Some punishment too, huh?

Right back at you.

Right back at you.

There it is. There it is. I know. I know.

I fucking know.

I know. There's your fucking penis.

That's my favorite uncle, huh?

That's my favorite uncle.

Fuck you. You're my favorite uncle.

You're my favorite uncle.

I've been trying to tell you that.

I've been trying to fucking tell you. Yeah.

Good uncle's favorite name. Of course. Fuck.

You're such a good person.

You're a bastard. You're a fucking bastard.

does not lie.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Bursting yourself to death.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Pussy so tight.

Such a tight little pussy. Fuck.

Say it right now.

Yeah. Say it right now. You're never going to find out.

Fuck.

Fuck.

It's all up in here.

All up in here.

Get in there, sweetheart.

Get in there, sweetheart. Smells like money, huh?

I fucking told you. I

fucking

told you, girl.

Make every fucking one of them dirty.

Make every fucking one of them.

College ain't cheap.

Sometimes you get a little punch. You've been a little bit of a brat to me right

now.

You'll make it.

Get your head on the stick.

There you go.

Those pinions to the side.

You know what?

That's a good idea.

You know what Uncle likes.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

in this partnership.

Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Hold that pussy right there, baby.

Hold that pussy right there. Don't you fuck.

Told you, uncle's gonna take care of you.

Yeah, I want you to pay for my tuition.

Fuck yes.

Yes, uncle.

Sounds so bad fucking your uncle, huh?

You like it kinda, don't you?

Oh, yes, I feel it. I know you do.

Oh, pussy's getting wet. There you go.

Yes, yes.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

There you go.

That's the mentality. Oh, wow.

Oh, that pussy's so fucking tight.

Baby,

yes.

Don't you fucking move. Don't you fucking move.

Yes,

yes, yes.

The future's bright.

Yes, yes, yes.

I fucking can't get enough

of it.

Wow.

Oh, yes, yes.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Keep going, baby. Keep going. Keep it right there.

Keep it right there.

Right there. Right there.

Right there.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I know the pussy likes that.

I know it does.

Oh, yeah, Uncle Rick.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, baby.

That's good.

That's good.

I want to see that glass.

Turn around.

Turn around. Yeah.

Let me see.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's fucking perfect.

That's fucking perfect.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, there it is.

Yes.

Oh, man, you're such a hard little worker.

Oh, yes.

That's good. That's fucking good.

That is fucking perfect.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, my God. I'm going to put those feet up.

You know, Rick's a pervert.

You know, I like seeing my little feet, too.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ooh, girl.

Mm-hmm.

Come on, put those... Put them in your fucking mouth.

Mm-hmm, right there. That's it.

That's it.

My dick off in that little tight pussy.

Wow. Wow. There you go. Do what you want. Do what you want.

That's your dick right now.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

You always were my favorite niece.

Yeah, I'm going back.

Yes, you were.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Such a perfect little asshole, too.

Wow.

See, I got a smile on your face.

It feels good, huh?

It's okay if it feels good.

My buddy's got to know.

My buddy's got to know that you love him. Yeah, it'll be our little secret.

Fuck. Yeah.

It's going to be our little secret. Fuck, yes it is.

I don't want my mom to find out. Oh, no, she can't.

Fuck.

You don't want me to get kicked out, do you?

There you go.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, Uncle Brick.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, you feel me, pussy? That's so good.

My pussy grips just stick so tight.

Mm-hmm. Keep going. Keep going. I love that.

These are gonna be a main attraction.

Don't you worry? Yeah, you're gonna be a top seller for sure

Put it in your mouth, baby.

Come here.

Oh, wow.

Come here. Get in between.

There you go.

It's perfect.

You're supposed to stroke that cock.

Stroke that cock when you do it. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

You'll be the best boss you ever had.

Gonna keep the family business going.

I'm going to stare at you like a fucking monkey.

Don't you move.

Don't you give.

All of this is fucking money.

Money, money, money.

Fuck.

Fuck. You are such a good girl.

You so bloody cunt.

I told you.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah, you're being a really good niece, aren't I?

Yeah, you're being the best fucking niece I could ask for.

Fuck.

I want you to.

Come for me. Come for me. Oh, fuck you.

Come for me. Come on.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

I'm going to come. You can do it. You can do it. You can fucking do it.

Oh, fuck you. I'm coming.

Oh, my God.

Are you fucking me, Uncle Rick?

There we go.

I don't know what this pussy's doing all day.

Every day.

You're her.

You keep fucking me.

Oh, you're going to make me fucking cum.

Is that what you're trying to do? You're trying to make me fucking cum?

I'm trying to get to you.

It's going to be great.

I'm going to get such a good education.

Yes, you are.

Thanks. Talk a break.

Oh, my God. That pussy's so good.

That pussy's so good.

Oh, yeah. That cock filled me up so good.

Look how wet it's getting.

Look how fucking wet that little pussy's getting.

There it is.

Oh, my God. Yeah, you're going to fucking make me cum.

This little pussy's going to make me cum so good.

So good.

So good.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, that cock is so hard.

Yes, it is. You make it hard. It's getting harder.

You fucking make it hard.

Fuck. Fuck, it's getting so fucking hard.

Fuck me silly, Uncle Greg. Oh, yes, I do.

Oh, my God. Keep fucking talking.

We're gonna be great business partners.

Fuck, there it is.

You want this car, don't you? You fucking want it, don't you?

Yes, I fucking want this car. You're fucking me so bad.

Oh, my God, Uncle Frank.

I didn't know we could be doing this.

Every fucking...

I won't find out.

Bye.

Get on your knees.

Get on your knees.

going to get the best education.