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I wish I could stay out all night and look at the pretty moon.

If only there was a way to see the moon all the time.

I could live on the moon and be a moon cow.

How will you cut it out? I am trying to watch

TV here.

Sorry, brother. I am almost done anyway.

Almost done doing what?

Building.

Building what?

Excuse me.

Carl, what you doing in there?

You up and up, you hear me?

You like?

This is my rocket ship. You take me to the moon.

That thing is a rocket ship.

Well, what's it run on?

Milk.

I don't care what you say. That thing ain't never gonna fly. No way.

Shit. No, it will fly.

It is so sweet of you to tell.

Hey, Tubby.

Do I, Earth City?

You wouldn't mind giving me a ride home, would you?

Oh, would I?

What did you call me?

Oh, well, good.

Sir.

Oh, great alien.

We are yours to command.

Oh, command.

Yes, please solve our earthly problems with your space smarts.

Fine designer jeans.

Jeans? Yes, sir. Oh, stick with me, Peapod. We're going places.

Four years ago, me and the boys had stopped for a bite to eat just before we

used to blast off. Little did we know that there was trouble afoot before we

knew it.

Convenient. Alan had made off with our space shuttle. So there's your alien.

He's just a common pantsless thief named Alan.

This is a very serious crime you have committed, Alan.

Oh, please don't hurt me.

But since you did bring about world peace, I guess we could just let you go.

Oh, oh, thank you, Mr. Puppet. But would you mind if I kept the jeans?

Oh, yes.

Oh, look what I have been missing all these years.

Man,

that's so rough.