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ABE LINCOLN: And now,
a very special episode
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of the long-awaited
and mildly anticipated,
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Clone High.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(KEYPAD BEEPING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Access granted.
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- (LASERS ZAP)
- (DOLPHINS CHITTER)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Access granted.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)
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His name
is Cinnamon J. Scudworth.
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Twenty years ago he created
clones of historical figures
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and sent them to a high school
called "Clone High,"
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where he was principal.
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And then suddenly the program
was put on ice.
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Quite literally, when he froze
the clones on Winter Prom night.
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Our mission
is to unfreeze those clones,
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send them back to high school,
and secretly groom them
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to one day rule the world.
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Failure to do so
could mean world leaders
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just keep getting worse.
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- I won't let you down.
- It won't be easy.
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When these clones were frozen,
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a tremendous amount of drama
was frozen with them.
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So, Abe was just about
to profess his love
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for either Cleopatra,
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who was the hottest girl
in school and totally into him,
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or Joan of Arc,
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who had secretly
been in love with him for years
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but had just hooked up with JFK.
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Abe walks in on them and says,
"I love..."
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And then he gets frozen.
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It's like, did someone order
a 20-year cliffhanger?
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- Uh. Right here.
- BOARD MEMBER 1: Joan or Cleo?
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- Cleo or Joan?
- (BOARD MEMBERS LAUGHING)
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- BOARD MEMBER 2: Team Cleo.
- BOARD MEMBER 3:
Oh, Team Joan over here.
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(CLEARS THROAT) And so begins,
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"Clone High Colon
Operation Spread Eagle."
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(EAGLE SCREECHING)
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(LIGHT SWITCHES CLICKING)
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
CONCLUDES) ♪
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Joan!
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- (BOARD MEMBERS CHEERING)
- BOARD MEMBER 2: He said Joan?
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BOARD MEMBER 4:
(CHUCKLES) No way! Wow!
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♪ Way, way back in the 1980s ♪
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♪ Secret government employees ♪
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♪ Dug up famous guys
And ladies ♪
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♪ Made amusing genetic copies ♪
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♪ Then the clones' genes
Were frozen ♪
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♪ Thawed out decades later
Why? ♪
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♪ Back for reasons
They're not disclosin' ♪
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{\an8}♪ Giving high school
Another try ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's time to watch
Clone High ♪
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♪ Energetic and engaging
Clone High ♪
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♪ Our angst is entertaining ♪
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♪ Clone High ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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There she is, Gandhi.
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Joan of Arc,
the love of my life.
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And for years,
I took her for granted.
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That stops now.
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It's time for me to tell her
how I feel, Gandhi.
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I mean, it's 2003.
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Guys shouldn't be afraid
to talk about feelings.
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(CHUCKLES) Gandhi,
you've been pretty quiet.
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What's your take?
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Huh? I thought I was talking
to my comedic sidekick Gandhi.
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Let me know if you see him,
Turkey Fire Hydrant.
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Hey, Joan, how's it going?
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Something feels off.
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There's a bunch of students
I've never seen before,
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and some of them are on these
insane-looking scooter things.
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Oh, my God,
what's wrong with your eyes?
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Joan, I can't hold back
my feelings anymore.
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And I'm just grabbing
the bull by the horns,
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and I'm gonna come right out
and say it.
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Here goes. (INHALES DEEPLY)
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- Joan of Arc.
- ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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Good morning, would you like
to walk to school together?
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(GASPS) I just said
"morning wood." (LAUGHS)
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'Cause I woke up this morning,
super aroused,
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because we boned at prom,
which was last night.
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Joan of Arc, will you
officially be my girlfriend?
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- (GROANS)
- But you're popular,
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and I'm definitely not.
So, really?
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I mean, um,
can I think about it?
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Whoa! Uh, I've never been
turned down before,
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but, uh, that's okay.
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It'll make it
all the more delicious
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- when you do say yes.
- (DRONE WHIRRING)
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Ah! Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
A little spaceship.
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I'm gonna go chase it. Ah!
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See you later,
soon-to-be girlfriend.
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So, you guys, huh? So cool.
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Ugh! I don't know, Abe.
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I just wanna
make sure I'm not...
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- (LAUGHS)
- ...jumping into a relationship
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solely because
he's the first guy
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- I had steamy, hot...
- (WHIMPERS)
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...incredible,
mind-bending sex with.
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Uh. I think
that's enough adjectives.
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Thanks. (GRUNTS)
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Come back here, spaceship.
Oh, this is fun.
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♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- (LIQUID BUBBLING)
- (STEAM HISSING)
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Mr. B, after a long night
of unfreezing clones,
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it's finally time
to enjoy a scalding,
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skin-searingly hot sip
of coffee.
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- Scudworth!
- (SCREAMS) Oh, God, it burns!
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Oh, I need something
to cool off my face.
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Oh, why did I do that?
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- It's still so hot!
- Yes, why would anyone
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- do anything a second time...
- (SCREAMS)
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...after they got
burned so badly
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- the first time?
- Oh, my face! Still so hot!
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- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- My name is Candide Sampson.
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I'm here to watch over you
as we execute
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- "Operation Spread Eagle."
- (EAGLE SCREECHING)
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What? I don't need a boss,
especially not some woman.
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I mean, not that I'm against
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- women in the workplace--
- CANDIDE SAMPSON: Enough!
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I will be installing
a glass ceiling,
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so that I may oversee
your every move.
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Women and their glass ceilings
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that they're always
prancing around
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- on top of--
- (BUILDING THUDS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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I noticed other unauthorized
clones roaming the halls,
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including many
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who are not anywhere
on the original class list.
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That's because this whole time
I've been secretly keeping
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Clone High going
with a whole new set
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of different
cloned historical figures
without permission.
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- (GLASS SHATTERING)
- What?
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Hmm. Maybe having
additional clones
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isn't a terrible idea.
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So, how did the clones
who have been frozen
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for 20 years take it
when you told them?
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Oh, yes!
I knew there was something
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- I forgot to do. (CHUCKLES)
- ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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- (MIC FEEDBACK)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Okay, everyone.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
A few quick announcements.
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Today is pizza boats, Latin club
will meet in the library,
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and for anyone who thinks
it's 2003, you're wrong.
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You've actually been frozen
for 20 years.
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The students you don't recognize
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were cloned a few years
after you were frozen.
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So, you're all
roughly the same age.
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- (STUDENTS CLAMORING)
- What?
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We missed the last 20 years?
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Oh, my God,
does that mean I'm 36?
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'Cause I look amazing for 36.
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- (MIC FEEDBACK)
- To catch you up on what's been
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going on in culture
for the past two decades,
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I prepared a very fun,
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- Clockwork Orange-style
re-education.
- (YELPS)
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Poke bowls, Fyre Fest
Kim Kardashian was a West ♪
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♪ Gaga wore a meat dress
Most meat is now meatless ♪
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♪ Janet Jackson's nipple slip
Rap rock is no longer hip ♪
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♪ Marvel movies, Taylor Swift
Bill Cosby, Google it! ♪
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♪ Viral trends, K-pop bands
Lost finale, upset friends ♪
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♪ Snap, Meta, Insta posts
Pics of avocado toast! ♪
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♪ Podcasts made through NFTs
Only reboots on TV! ♪
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♪ Keto diet, Beyoncé
Billionaires went to space ♪
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♪ Everyone is filled with hate ♪
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♪ Now you're all
Caught up to date ♪
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- (PANTS)
- (BUZZER BLARING)
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- I, uh, have no more questions.
- (STUDENTS GROANING)
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- Uh. Yeah, I have a question.
- Great question.
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Here to not answer it
is the most popular clone
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and the hottest girl
in the school.
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- Finally!
- Cleopatra.
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Please move out of the way
so everyone can see Frida Kahlo,
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- your class president.
- Who?
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- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
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Wait a minute. She's popular?
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Welcome, froze clones.
We know it must be crazy
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waking up after 20 years.
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Hell, I can't function
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when my smartwatch switches
to daylight savings.
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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
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No one understands
what you're saying.
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Anyway, the rest of us
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are gonna help shake off
those cobwebs by hosting y'all
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at our first ever
Clone High Unity Week.
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- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
- (AIR HORN BLARING)
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And to give us
all the meets and deets,
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my sis from another petri dish,
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- Harriet Tubman.
- (STUDENTS CHEERING)
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Thank you. Thank you,
and welcome to the future.
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There will be tons
of unity events this week.
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So, you'd better sign up,
I'm very serious.
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I will know
if you didn't sign up.
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I'll find you. I swear, I will.
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We're passing around
the sign-up sheet right now.
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- Peace.
- (MIC FEEDBACK)
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High school sucked
the first time,
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- and it's gonna suck again.
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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I'll be even more
of a social pariah,
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since I've been frozen
for 20 years.
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(CHUCKLES) I don't know,
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maybe it'll be kind of fun
living in the future.
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Oh, they have pens
on strings now. What a world!
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- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (TAPPING ON GLASS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
I can't take it, Mr. B.
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The glass ceiling,
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the incessant tippy,
tip, tip, tip, tip, tapping
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of all of the reptile nails.
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CANDIDE: Scudworth,
I need your key
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to the principal's
private washroom.
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All right,
let me see where I put it.
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I'm not giving it to her.
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She can't boss me
around like that.
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Oh, that's not it.
No, she can't. I won't.
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Uh. It should be here somewhere.
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I won't share it, Mr. B,
this is my space.
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Everything is just so.
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Even the pubes
on the toilet seat?
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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I told you they were
mustache trimmings!
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Happy Unity Week, y'all.
Pew! Pew!
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It's your boy,
C-- C-- Confucius.
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Our first Unity Week activity
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is a "walk a mile
in someone else's shoes."
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Tell 'em how it works, Sacagawea.
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We are going super literal
on this one, y'all.
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Swap shoes with someone
you don't know,
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then walk a mile together.
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Make a best friend and get
those steps in. (CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
237
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- ATTILA: (GRUNTS) Little damp.
- (GAGS)
238
00:10:32,851 --> 00:10:35,321
Look at us,
first ones out of the gate.
239
00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,588
Is this a competition?
240
00:10:36,588 --> 00:10:38,624
HARRIET TUBMAN:
Is anything not? (LAUGHS)
241
00:10:38,624 --> 00:10:41,126
- What's your name?
- It's Topher Bus.
242
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:42,428
But you know, 20 years ago,
243
00:10:42,428 --> 00:10:45,030
a bus was a mode
of transportation.
244
00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:48,800
- Uh. Yeah, we still have buses.
- Copy that.
245
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,304
Man, I must sound
like a total spaz right now.
246
00:10:51,304 --> 00:10:52,771
- (GIRLS GASP)
- (GROANS)
247
00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:54,573
- You need to be more careful
with your words.
- (GRUNTS)
248
00:10:54,573 --> 00:10:55,841
- You don't wanna get canceled.
- (GRUNTS)
249
00:10:55,841 --> 00:10:58,277
You're saying I need
to be more politically correct.
250
00:10:58,277 --> 00:10:59,377
We don't say
251
00:10:59,377 --> 00:11:01,246
- "politically correct" anymore.
- Oh, nice.
252
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,249
- That stuff was so retard--
- Retired!
253
00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:04,949
Yes. The phrase was retired.
254
00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:07,418
- No, I was gonna say, retard--
- Shut up!
255
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:10,556
Wait, you make
multimedia performance art too?
256
00:11:10,556 --> 00:11:12,057
Of course, I do it all.
257
00:11:12,057 --> 00:11:14,660
Writing, directing,
overthinking, second guessing,
258
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,062
self-loathing,
unraveling, and regrouping.
259
00:11:17,062 --> 00:11:17,896
- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
260
00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,965
(GROANS) I think
I have a blister.
261
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:22,935
Do these even qualify as shoes?
They're so flimsy.
262
00:11:22,935 --> 00:11:25,336
It's like they were made
by blind people.
263
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:28,440
Because they were.
(GROANS) Come here.
264
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,208
Do you know
what my real name is?
265
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,477
(WHISPERS) Christopher Columbus.
266
00:11:32,477 --> 00:11:34,447
- Cool.
- Not cool.
267
00:11:34,447 --> 00:11:36,181
While you were frozen,
he got canceled
268
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,476
for being a dirtbag.
269
00:11:37,476 --> 00:11:39,785
I'm trying to distance myself
from my clone father.
270
00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:41,586
That's why I go by Topher Bus.
271
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:44,550
- (LAUGHS)
- You know who's gonna
get canceled? JFK.
272
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,592
You should have heard him
talking to Joan this morning.
273
00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:47,760
That guy's always saying
274
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,695
inappropriate
and offensive things.
275
00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:53,998
I like boobies and butts,
any shape or size.
276
00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:59,204
- Wow. So sex-positive.
- Yes, I am positive I like sex.
277
00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:00,266
CONFUCIUS: Refreshing honesty.
278
00:12:00,266 --> 00:12:01,776
- SACAGAWEA: So uninhibited.
- (GRUNTS)
279
00:12:02,577 --> 00:12:03,976
We know this must
be overwhelming,
280
00:12:03,976 --> 00:12:06,512
so we wanted to invite
the coolest of you frozens
281
00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:08,413
to join
our Inclusivity Committee.
282
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,949
It's the most exclusive part
of Unity Week.
283
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:13,952
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- So, what do you say, Cleo?
284
00:12:13,952 --> 00:12:15,720
- Finally.
- Could you step aside
285
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,356
so we can give this
to Joan of Arc?
286
00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:18,592
- (GASPS)
- (GASPS)
287
00:12:20,162 --> 00:12:21,393
- Here.
- Wow.
288
00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:23,528
With the photo
I don't remember posing for
289
00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:24,929
and everything.
290
00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:29,495
Wait, so you're the hottest girl
in school and Joan is cool?
291
00:12:29,495 --> 00:12:32,240
Oh, my God, this is a nightmare.
Somebody wake me up.
292
00:12:41,249 --> 00:12:45,053
(BEAR TRAP CLANGING)
293
00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:46,819
She's great.
294
00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,855
And here's a badge
for our final committee member.
295
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,323
(CHUCKLES) I hope you've found
296
00:12:51,323 --> 00:12:54,028
- a decent photo of me too.
- No. JFK.
297
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:58,357
Hot, uh, uh, dog! Yeah!
298
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,566
♪ Me and Joanie
Sitting in a tree ♪
299
00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:03,269
♪ Banging in
The Inclusivity Committee ♪
300
00:13:03,269 --> 00:13:04,803
CLEOPATRA: Wanna borrow this?
301
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,838
Now, we just gotta find
somebody to plan
302
00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:08,643
the Unity Luncheon on Friday.
303
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:15,013
Wait, um, what if we let
Abe plan the Unity Luncheon?
304
00:13:15,013 --> 00:13:17,682
Joan, Topher just posted,
in a super mansplaining way,
305
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:19,652
that Abe was mansplaining.
306
00:13:19,652 --> 00:13:23,221
Oh, sorry. I don't know
what "mansplaining" means.
307
00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:25,056
I'll clarify it for you, Joanie.
308
00:13:25,056 --> 00:13:28,160
- See, when a man--
- Okay, I get it now.
309
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:33,765
Look, Abe is my best friend
and he loves lunch.
310
00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:36,801
I do. I eat it every day.
Ask anybody.
311
00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,603
(SIGHS) All right then,
Abe Lincoln,
312
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:43,275
- the luncheon is yours.
- Yes. I won't let you down.
313
00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:44,345
(BEAR TRAP CLANGING)
314
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,548
(SCREAMS)
315
00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:53,017
(WHISTLES) Ah!
316
00:13:53,017 --> 00:13:57,125
Time for a little debriefing.
And a little "de-briefing."
317
00:13:58,259 --> 00:13:58,990
What's this?
318
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:02,321
Elegant towels,
a soap dispenser.
319
00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:04,697
Lemon-scented
feminine hygienics.
320
00:14:04,697 --> 00:14:07,500
Where are the pubes--
I mean mustache trimmings!
321
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,034
The nerve of this woman!
322
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:13,775
Bring me my sombrero
of invisibilidad.
323
00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:17,075
Try to supervise me now, Candide.
324
00:14:17,075 --> 00:14:19,138
She doesn't even know
I'm under here,
325
00:14:19,138 --> 00:14:20,379
that's how stupid she is.
326
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:21,780
Whoops,
I'm a little turned around.
327
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,248
Okay, here we go.
328
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,149
This way I can open
329
00:14:24,149 --> 00:14:25,784
- my secret safe...
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
330
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:29,888
...completely undetected.
(SCATTING)
331
00:14:29,888 --> 00:14:32,491
Now that I've shown you
my scatting ability,
332
00:14:32,491 --> 00:14:35,561
- I shall open the safe.
- (SAFE BEEPS)
333
00:14:35,561 --> 00:14:37,362
She thinks she can get
inside my head.
334
00:14:37,362 --> 00:14:41,903
Well, I will get inside
her head by blowing it up.
335
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,403
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
336
00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:46,538
Ugh! Where do I sit?
337
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:49,208
Yo! Cool boots. Over here.
338
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,809
♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
339
00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:54,113
Wow. It's like
a VIP section in here.
340
00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:54,913
Yeah, it's inspired
341
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,948
by business class
airport lounges.
342
00:14:56,948 --> 00:15:00,319
It's a big step up from eating
by myself in the bathroom.
343
00:15:00,319 --> 00:15:01,987
I saved you a seat,
344
00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:06,358
and feel free to put your books
on my buttshelf.
345
00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,460
Aw! Thanks, JFK.
346
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,629
Looks like
we're both popular now.
347
00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:13,732
- You two are so cute together.
- Right?
348
00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:18,571
- Joan? Joan? Joan of Arc?
- It's cool. He's with me.
349
00:15:18,571 --> 00:15:20,139
♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
350
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:21,907
Oh, my God, Abe,
351
00:15:21,907 --> 00:15:24,176
how is the Unity Luncheon
planning?
352
00:15:24,176 --> 00:15:27,079
Well, I decided
we're gonna have tables.
353
00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:29,147
Uh-huh. And we're gonna put
food on the tables,
354
00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:32,153
and then we'll eat the food
off those same tables.
355
00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:33,652
(GROANS)
356
00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:35,220
Tables, that's, uh,
that's-- (CLEARS THROAT)
357
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,155
Anything else? 'Cause I'm--
I'm sure you've got more.
358
00:15:37,155 --> 00:15:39,825
I'm sure of that, 'cause I--
I can vouch for that, you know,
359
00:15:39,825 --> 00:15:43,194
- as I did earlier, publicly.
- Oh, and chairs.
360
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:45,597
(CHUCKLES) I don't want
everybody to sit Indian style.
361
00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:46,898
- (BOTH GASP)
- (DISHES SHATTERING)
362
00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:48,833
Oops, sorry, I-- I didn't mean
to say something gay.
363
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,772
- (CROWD GASPS)
- (DISHES CLATTERING)
364
00:15:51,106 --> 00:15:51,970
Abe!
365
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,838
Okay. (STAMMERS) Let me explain.
366
00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:55,306
When I said gay, I'm not--
367
00:15:55,306 --> 00:15:57,608
I'm trying to say
that it was the most dumb,
368
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,978
- stupid, horrible thing
that you could ever imagine.
- (STUDENTS GASP)
369
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:01,947
- Abe!
- Like, just the worst thing
370
00:16:01,947 --> 00:16:04,152
- in the world.
- (DISHES BREAKING)
371
00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:08,920
Hey, you! So, um,
I like it in here
372
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,656
and I don't wanna
get kicked out.
373
00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:11,990
So, it would be great
374
00:16:11,990 --> 00:16:13,858
if you went off
and thought about
375
00:16:13,858 --> 00:16:15,526
those lunch plans
a little more, you know?
376
00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:20,533
Before you step in it
any further. Somewhere far away.
377
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:22,601
Oh. Okay.
378
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:26,440
♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
379
00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:34,813
(SIGHS) My old thinking dock.
380
00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:37,177
Why is this so dangerously high?
381
00:16:37,177 --> 00:16:38,384
Climate change, bro.
382
00:16:38,384 --> 00:16:40,052
So, that was real? Hmm.
383
00:16:40,052 --> 00:16:41,448
What are you doing out here
384
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:43,454
at the thinking docks,
Confucius?
385
00:16:43,454 --> 00:16:45,657
Oh, I'm just trying
to get better at thinking,
386
00:16:45,657 --> 00:16:47,959
be more like the Confucius
I'm cloned from.
387
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:51,262
Seems to me, there's no telling
what to think these days.
388
00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:53,331
You know, normally,
I'd check in with my bro Gandhi
389
00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:56,401
at times like this.
I think he's been avoiding me.
390
00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,537
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
391
00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:00,972
Why does everything
have to change?
392
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:02,802
Joan and I used to be so close,
393
00:17:02,802 --> 00:17:05,243
but now I can't even sit
at the same lunch table as her.
394
00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:07,612
(SIGHS)
Everything I say is wrong.
395
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,314
I just can't get it right.
396
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:11,511
- What should I do?
- What I've learned
397
00:17:11,511 --> 00:17:13,586
is the very best thing
to do always
398
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:16,221
is to just say you're sorry.
399
00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:17,789
Hmm. That's--
400
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,826
- ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- In a cool,
overproduced apology video.
401
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:23,461
Sounds foolproof. Let's do it.
402
00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:25,798
- ♪ (U.S. ANTHEM PLAYING) ♪
- I wanna offer an apology
403
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:27,431
for my despicable behavior.
404
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:31,169
This is an opportunity to learn,
and reflect, and grow.
405
00:17:31,169 --> 00:17:34,372
As well as learning
and reflecting while growing.
406
00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:38,146
I'm not the only one
that matters. All lives matter.
407
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,079
Uh. I'm sorry
if I offended anyone,
408
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,314
but the truth is,
I don't see color.
409
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:46,251
I mean, I once dressed up
as Chris Tucker for Halloween.
410
00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:50,088
Sorry not sorry.
I refuse to apologize.
411
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:52,560
I'm sorry, I said,
"Sorry not sorry."
412
00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:55,594
I said I was sorry.
413
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:57,661
So, I made
a couple mistakes, huh?
414
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:02,267
Or is it "mister-stakes" now?
Oh, let's not be ridiculous.
415
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:05,370
Or-- Or do I have to say
"ri-vagina-ulous," huh?
416
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:08,473
Because you can't comprehend
like a bunch of girls.
417
00:18:08,473 --> 00:18:10,809
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
418
00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:14,412
ABE: I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ah!
419
00:18:14,412 --> 00:18:16,848
- ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- This guy is tragic.
420
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:18,650
Are you sure he isn't a Kennedy?
421
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:21,389
- Oh, Abe!
- I'll make it up to you.
422
00:18:22,389 --> 00:18:25,459
Not gonna happen.
Abraham Lincoln,
423
00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:28,693
you are canceled.
424
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,931
(STUDENTS GASP)
425
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,334
(GASPS)
426
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,866
(GASPS)
427
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,234
- (GASPS)
- (STUDENTS GASP)
428
00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:39,771
Joan, what's happening?
Is this washable paint?
429
00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:41,674
Joan, say something.
430
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,477
- (STUDENTS WHISPER)
- (GROANS)
431
00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:46,578
Joan? (GRUNTS)
432
00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,212
- (SLURPS)
- (GRUNTS)
433
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:49,280
♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
434
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,484
- Hey, Abe. You okay?
- No, I'm not.
435
00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:55,854
And you just stood there
and let them cancel me.
436
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:57,022
Oh-- Oh, hey,
437
00:18:57,022 --> 00:18:59,257
I tried to include you
every step of the way.
438
00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:00,993
There's only so much
I can do, Abe.
439
00:19:00,993 --> 00:19:02,994
Who even are you right now?
440
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:05,564
Eating lunch with JFK
and all the popular people,
441
00:19:05,564 --> 00:19:06,898
we used to make fun of them.
442
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:08,900
This is different.
They actually like me.
443
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,368
And I wanted them
to like you too.
444
00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:12,170
But you made it impossible,
didn't you?
445
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,540
Now, I have to pull this whole
Unity Luncheon together
446
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,841
in one day by myself.
447
00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:16,875
- Well, good luck...
- (SLURPS)
448
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,909
...'cause I'm gonna plan
449
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,610
- my own unity luncheon...
- (GASPS)
450
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:23,348
...and I'm gonna call it,
"The Luncheon for Unity,"
451
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:26,217
and I'm gonna get
100,000 chicken hot wings,
452
00:19:26,217 --> 00:19:30,088
so that people will come
to my party, not yours.
453
00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:31,957
- (METAL SCREECHING)
- (GROANS)
454
00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:35,261
Almost there.
Keep doing the finger guns.
455
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,330
(GROANS)
456
00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:39,464
The next time Candide
places a match
457
00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:41,599
against the wick
of this lavender vanilla insult,
458
00:19:41,599 --> 00:19:44,036
she'll find only too late
that I have replaced it
459
00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:48,106
with this humble stick
of "dianamité."
460
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:50,742
Mr. B, did you embed dynamite
in this candle?
461
00:19:50,742 --> 00:19:53,979
I'm not allowed
in here, remember?
462
00:19:53,979 --> 00:19:56,080
And put razor blades
in the shell soap?
463
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,150
- Nope!
- And a harpoon in the toilet
464
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:01,420
that is activated
by the flushing mechanism?
465
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,456
(GLASS SHATTERING)
466
00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,423
Why, the only other person
467
00:20:05,423 --> 00:20:07,425
with access
to the executive washroom...
468
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:11,429
(GASPS) ...is--
Candide was trying to kill me.
469
00:20:11,429 --> 00:20:16,637
Candide was trying to...
(CHUCKLES) ...kill-- kill me.
470
00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:23,308
Wait a minute.
I've never worn pearls.
471
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:26,044
Candide must have
gotten these for me.
472
00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:31,385
Oh! They're bombs!
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
473
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:35,086
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Wow, Joan, this is impressive.
474
00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:37,455
You pulled together
a hella swizz Unity Luncheon.
475
00:20:37,455 --> 00:20:40,259
Thanks, guys. Hey,
you haven't seen Abe, have you?
476
00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:41,493
He said something about doing
477
00:20:41,493 --> 00:20:43,261
his own unity lunch...
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
478
00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:44,897
...but I'm sure he wouldn’t--
479
00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:47,298
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
480
00:20:47,298 --> 00:20:49,267
- (AIR HORN BLARING)
- (ALL GASP)
481
00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:52,471
ABE: I've got 100,000
hot wings right here.
482
00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:55,106
America's most beloved
party food,
483
00:20:55,106 --> 00:20:59,243
only served
at my Luncheon for Unity.
484
00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:00,846
So unfair.
I was just trying
485
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,814
to impress a woman
I ignored for years,
486
00:21:02,814 --> 00:21:06,484
and then I get canceled.
Oh, women are so hard to please.
487
00:21:06,484 --> 00:21:09,688
- Seriously, man.
- Thank you, Ivan the Terrible.
488
00:21:09,688 --> 00:21:11,956
Finally someone gets how I feel.
489
00:21:11,956 --> 00:21:13,358
- I hate all women.
- (SLURPS)
490
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,193
I hate them because
I want to have sex with them
491
00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,295
and they won't have sex with me
because I hate them.
492
00:21:17,295 --> 00:21:20,132
Okay. (STAMMERS)
That's not quite how I feel.
493
00:21:20,132 --> 00:21:21,995
Wait, there's more than one
unity luncheon?
494
00:21:21,995 --> 00:21:25,173
- I want my own unity luncheon!
- (CROWD CLAMORING)
495
00:21:36,718 --> 00:21:39,417
(COUGHING)
496
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:42,255
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Unity Week is ruined.
497
00:21:42,255 --> 00:21:43,988
- Joan--
- It's okay, Frida.
498
00:21:43,988 --> 00:21:45,489
You don't have to say it.
499
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:48,760
I'm no longer included
in the Inclusivity Committee.
500
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,994
I'm so sorry, girl.
501
00:21:49,994 --> 00:21:52,100
- ♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Me too.
502
00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:56,370
No!
503
00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:02,607
(CRIES) Oh, we were so close.
504
00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:06,075
I guess high school
is gonna be the same after all.
505
00:22:11,385 --> 00:22:13,822
I think I screwed up,
drugstore tiki torch.
506
00:22:21,696 --> 00:22:22,731
(MUNCHES)
507
00:22:31,072 --> 00:22:33,207
Ow! Dinger! Paper cut.
508
00:22:36,811 --> 00:22:38,446
Ow! Dinger! Paper cut.
509
00:22:40,815 --> 00:22:41,883
Ow! Dinger!
510
00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:50,221
Ow! Dinger!
Ding-- Dinger! Ow! Dinger!
511
00:22:50,221 --> 00:22:52,224
♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
512
00:22:52,224 --> 00:22:54,321
(SCREAMS) Dinger! (GROANS)
513
00:22:54,321 --> 00:22:57,395
Oh! Ah!
514
00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:59,330
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
515
00:22:59,330 --> 00:23:02,435
- ABE: Attention everyone.
- (CROWD GASPING, JEERING)
516
00:23:02,435 --> 00:23:04,670
Today I ruined much more
than a luncheon.
517
00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:07,171
I ruined the best friendship
I've ever had
518
00:23:07,171 --> 00:23:09,440
with the best person
I've ever known.
519
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,745
Joan is creative, and funny,
and deserves to be popular.
520
00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:16,481
I deserve to be punished.
And for that punishment,
521
00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:20,719
I deserve to have hot wing sauce
poured into these paper cuts.
522
00:23:20,719 --> 00:23:22,420
Who's with me?
523
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:26,695
- Sorry, who's against me?
- (CROWD CHEERING)
524
00:23:30,999 --> 00:23:34,568
(YELLS)
525
00:23:36,303 --> 00:23:39,137
- (YELLS)
- ♪ (ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
526
00:23:39,137 --> 00:23:40,305
- Hey, Joan, uh...
- (ABE YELLING)
527
00:23:40,305 --> 00:23:41,339
...there's a really boring
528
00:23:41,339 --> 00:23:42,875
black-and-white
film festival tomorrow.
529
00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:43,775
You wanna come with us?
530
00:23:43,775 --> 00:23:46,414
- Of course. Thanks, guys.
- (ABE GROANING)
531
00:23:47,315 --> 00:23:48,780
Uh. I'm sorry, Joan.
532
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,649
I don't know much
about this crazy new world
533
00:23:50,649 --> 00:23:51,617
we're living in.
534
00:23:51,617 --> 00:23:54,252
But I do know that you make it
a better place.
535
00:23:54,252 --> 00:23:56,489
I really hope
we can be friends again.
536
00:23:56,489 --> 00:23:59,557
Oh, Abe, I always wanna
be your friend.
537
00:23:59,557 --> 00:24:03,161
Whether it's 2003
or 2000 and whatever this is.
538
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:04,363
Do you think we could ever maybe
539
00:24:04,363 --> 00:24:06,932
- be more than frie--
- Hey, JFK!
540
00:24:06,932 --> 00:24:08,100
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
541
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,836
So, I've been thinking
about your proposal,
542
00:24:10,836 --> 00:24:14,106
and the more I think about it,
the more I realize,
543
00:24:14,106 --> 00:24:15,408
I'm thinking too much.
544
00:24:15,408 --> 00:24:16,842
(CHUCKLES)
What I'm trying to say is,
545
00:24:16,842 --> 00:24:18,443
I'd love to be your girlfriend.
546
00:24:18,443 --> 00:24:22,784
I say we celebrate
with some tongue twisting, huh?
547
00:24:24,084 --> 00:24:25,150
BOTH: Red leather,
yellow leather!
548
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:26,184
Red leather, yellow leather!
549
00:24:26,184 --> 00:24:28,520
She sells seashells
by the seashore!
550
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,621
- (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES) All right.
551
00:24:29,621 --> 00:24:32,190
Now, let's kiss
in the French style,
552
00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:35,894
with poodles on our lap
while appeasing Germany.
553
00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:36,931
(BOTH KISSING, SLURPING)
554
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,532
(WHIMPERS)
555
00:24:39,634 --> 00:24:41,467
- Ah! Dinger!
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
556
00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:43,471
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
557
00:25:30,385 --> 00:25:32,520
♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪43267
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