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OH, JOHN. GOOD.

STAND OVER HERE UNDER THE WKRP SIGN.

YEAH. OH, THAT'S GOOD. OKAY, LET'S SHOOT HIM.

HEY, LAST WORDS. HOLD IT.

WHAT... WHAT IS THIS FOR?

IT'S A FULL-PAGE AD IN THE NEWSPAPER...

TO PROMOTE YOURS AND VENUS'S PERSONAL APPEARANCE...

AT HEINRICH MALZER'S WORLD OF ORIENTAL BARGAINS.

- THE USED CAR GUY? - THAT'S HIM.

FORGET IT. I DON'T DO PERSONAL APPEARANCES.

WAIT, JOHN, JOHN. JOHNNY, JOHNNY, PLEASE.

WOULD YOU TRY TO LOOK LIKE A DEDICATED PROFESSIONAL?

SURE.

WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

LOOK, VENUS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

LOOK, WOULD YOU MIND STEPPING OVER HERE UNDER THE WKRP SIGN?

THAT'S TERRIFIC. THAT'LL BE FINE RIGHT THERE.

NOW, UH, WET YOUR LIPS. LIKE THAT.

AND PRETEND THAT YOU'RE HAPPY. OKAY, SHOOT HIM, LES.

- LES? - YES, VENUS?

YOU TAKE MY PICTURE, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR ARMS AND YOUR CAMERA.

YOU WILL? NO, NO. IT'S A JOKE.

- SHOOT HIM, LES. GO AHEAD. - I'M NOT JOKING, LESTER.

HEY, VENUS, IT'S JUST SOME JIVE AD FOR THE PAPER, MAN.

IN THAT CASE, YOU CAN DEFINITELY FORGET IT.

THIS IS SILLY. GIVE ME THAT.

HEY, VENUS?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH VENUS, JOHNNY?

I DON'T KNOW, LES. YOU KNOW MEN.

WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE... PECULIARITIES.

♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪

♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪

♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪

BAILEY, DO WE HAVE EVERYBODY'S HOME ADDRESS?

YEAH, I THINK SO. IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.

- YOU GOT JOHNNY'S? - FEVER.

NOPE.

- YOU GOT LES'S? - NESSMAN.

- NOPE. - WELL, DO YOU HAVE YOURS?

QUARTERS. UH-UH.

DO YOU HAVE ANYBODY'S? YEAH.

A MR. LOUIS DE ANGELISTO.

WELL, WHO'S HE? I DON'T KNOW.

A HECK OF A SYSTEM YOU GOT THERE, BAILEY.

Y-YOU WANT ME TO FIX IT? UH, YEAH, PLEASE.

TRAVIS? UH-HUH.

WE GOTTA HAVE A POWWOW. WE DO, HUH?

YEP. ANDY, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, LES? IS THE WATER FOUNTAIN BROKEN?

NOT THIS TIME.

THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP THREATENED LES NESSMAN PHYSICALLY,

THEN TRIED TO STICK EKTACHROME INTO MY MOUTH.

WHAT?

THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP THREATENED LES...

TELL HIM, LES. TELL HIM.

ANDY, THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

AFTER THE EKTACHROME. ANDY, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH VENUS.

HE REFUSED TO LET ME TAKE THIS PICTURE FOR THE CAR DEALER AD.

OH, HE WENT CRAZY. IT WAS TERRIBLE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? GEE WHIZ, HERB. LET ME SEE.

HOW WELL DO WE REALLY KNOW VENUS ANYWAY?

OH, COME ON, LES. SPARE ME WITH YOUR THEORIES, ALL RIGHT?

ANDY, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS REAL NAME.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S REALLY FROM. COME ON, LES!

BAILEY, YOU'RE HIS FRIEND.

WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT VENUS?

YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL? I SWEAR.

WELL, UH, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THIS IS A LITTLE CRAZY AT FIRST,

BUT, UH, I THINK HE'S BLACK.

THAT'S RIGHT!

HA, HA, HA. VERY FUNNY.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYBODY LIVES, LES.

WHAT? ANDY,

DO YOU REALIZE THAT HE COMES IN HERE LATE AT NIGHT WHEN NONE OF US ARE AROUND?

YES. GO ON.

WHY DO YOU THINK HE DOES THAT, ANDY?

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A NIGHTTIME DEEJAY, LES.

EXCUSE ME, SHERLOCK. LOOK, ANDY, THE BIG GUY REALLY WANTS THIS AD.

OKAY, I'LL TALK WITH HIM TONIGHT, HERB.

THANKS. AND, BAILEY,

SEE IF YOU CAN GET EVERYBODY'S HOME ADDRESS, OKAY?

SURE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THOSE CLOTHES?

SHUT UP, LES.

ALL THOSE LITTLE MIRRORS ON HIS TROUSERS.

LOOK, LET'S GO GET SOME MORE SHOTS OF JENNIFER. COME ON.

HERB, WE ALREADY HAVE A HUNDRED PICTURES OF JENNIFER.

LOOK, I BUY THE FILM... I SAY WE SHOOT.

JOHN. HERBERT.

HEY, BAILEY. OH, JOHNNY,

COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE?

- YOU'VE BEEN THERE. - YEAH, BUT I NEED THE ADDRESS.

THE ADDRESS.

YOU KNOW, I WALK BY THAT MAILBOX EVERY DAY.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE PHONE NUMBER?

PHONE NUMBER.

UH, I KNOW THERE ARE SEVEN DIGITS.

UH, I... IT'S STARTS 6-5... NO. NO, IT'S 2.

AND, IN FACT, THERE ARE MANY EXAMPLES IN HISTORY OF HOGS REPLACING HORSES.

IN THE 19th CENTURY, AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN TRAINED SWINE...

AND DROVE FOREIGN HAM THROUGH LONDON WITH THESE CURIOUS STEEDS.

ALTOGETHER, WHEN HIS POTENTIAL ISN'T REPRESSED, AS IT ORDINARILY IS,

THE PIG IS A VERITABLE PANDORA'S BOX OF EXCITING POSSIBILITIES.

THIS HAS BEEN LES NESSMAN WITH A WRAP-UP OF TODAY'S MAJOR NEWS STORIES.

STAY TUNED FOR THE, UH, VENUS FLYTRAP SHOW IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING.

♪♪ THE ISSUES AND EVENTS THAT SHAPE OUR TIME.

LES NESSMAN, FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD,

FROM THE NEWS CAPITALS...

- HI, LES. - HI, VENUS.

LES, ABOUT THIS MORNING...

I'LL JUST GET MY TEAR SHEETS AND BY ON MY...

I'M SORRY, VENUS. IT'S OKAY, MAN. IT'S OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT. YEAH. HEY, LOOK, MAN...

I'M SORRY.

DAMN.

♪♪ BANGKOK, MOSCOW, CINCINNATI.

LES NESSMAN AND THE NEWS.

ALL RIGHT, MY CHILDREN, THIS IS WKRP IN CINCINNATI...

WITH MORE MUSIC AND LES NESSMAN.

YOU'RE LISTENING TO VENUS FLYTRAP, FIRST OFFICER OF FUNK.

CLEARANCE FROM THE TOWER. SEAT BELTS FASTENED. HEADPHONES ON.

THE STEWARDESS WILL START DANCING IN THE AISLES, PLEASE,

AS WE BEGIN OUR ASCENT.

♪♪

WHAT'S HAPPENING, ANDY? OH, NOT MUCH. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?

OOH. MET ME A NICE LADY LAST NIGHT.

WHOO-HOO. BEAUTIFUL.

UH-HUH. AND ALL I HAD TO SAY WAS,

"HEY, MAMA, WHAT IT IS WITH YOUR FINE SELF?"

SEE, THAT'S HOW BLACK GUYS TALK TO LADIES.

YOU KNOW, WAY DOWN HERE.

THEY TALK TO ONE ANOTHER LIKE THIS.

HEY, BLOOD, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? WHAT IT IS?

SEE, THEN A FINE LADY WALK BY. THEY GO...

"HEY, MAMA, CAN I WALK YOU HOME?"

YEAH, I CAN DIG IT. ALL RIGHT.

SO, VENUS... YEAH?

WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING?

NOTHING, ANDY. FORGET IT.

WHY WON'T YOU LET LES TAKE YOUR PICTURE?

JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO. THAT'S ALL.

VENUS, WE NEED THAT PICTURE FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT.

UH, CAN I PASS ON THIS ONE? ALL RIGHTY? OKAY.

NO. I NEED A GOOD REASON.

OKAY.

THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED GORDON SIMS, SEE?

YEAH. WELL, UH, HE'S HOT, MAN.

HE'S WANTED BY THE LAW. YOU UNDERSTAND?

GO ON.

WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT OLD GORDON TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, UH, I LOVE THE MAN.

♪♪

♪♪

EXECUTING A SOUTHERLY TURN DOWN THE MIGHTY OHIO RIVER...

AND HEADED INTO A DEEP PURPLE, FROSTY NIGHT...

WITH, UH, NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO LAND.

♪♪

GORDON,

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW, OKAY?

UH-OH!

DID YOU CALL ME?

NO. UH, IT WAS THE RAFT.

OH. THEN COULD BAILEY AND I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

OH, YEAH, SURE, FINE. UH, COME IN. COME IN.

- HELLO, MR. CARLSON. - OH, HI. YEAH.

MR. CARLSON, BAILEY AND I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE WOMEN IN BROADCASTING CLUB.

UH-HUH. AND USUALLY THE EMPLOYER PAYS THE DUES OF THE MEMBERS.

- I SEE. - THERE'S ALSO AN INITIATION FEE.

FINE. NO PROBLEM. OH. THANK YOU.

UH, WHAT DOES THIS ASSOCIATION DO?

OH, ALL SORTS OF IMPORTANT THINGS.

THEY'RE PLANNING ON PICKETING THIS VERY

STATION FOR NOT HAVING A FEMALE DISK JOCKEY.

AH, WELL, I GUESS IN ESSENCE I'D BE HELPING TO PAY FOR THAT.

YEP. AH.

WELL, REAL GOOD.

NICE RAFT.

OH, YOU NOTICED, HUH? YEAH, I'M-I'M REAL PROUD OF IT. UH...

IF I COULD JUST FIGURE A WAY TO DEFLATE THIS DARN THING.

I'LL NEVER GET IT THROUGH THAT DOOR.

I GOT IT.

OH, I HATE TO DO THIS.

HI.

OH.

UM, HI, TRAVIS. COME ON IN.

SACRIFICING RAFTS?

I JUST COULDN'T FIND A WAY TO GET IT DEFLATED.

UH-HUH. UH, LISTEN, SIR, I THINK WE CAN GO AHEAD...

AND RUN THAT ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE CAR DEALER WITHOUT VENUS'S PICTURE.

- WHY? - HATES TO HAVE HIS PICTURE TAKEN, I GUESS.

THAT'S CRAZY. LOOK, I GAVE A DIRECT ORDER,

AND FOR ONCE I'D LIKE TO HAVE IT CARRIED OUT.

UH, HE CAN'T.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY HE CAN'T.

WELL, UH, I-I CAN'T.

AH, COME IN.

UH, HI, MR. CARLSON.

VENUS, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

SIR, HE'S NOT TRYING TO PULL ANYTHING. IT'S OKAY, ANDY.

MR. CARLSON, UH, I'D BE TAKING TOO MUCH OF A CHANCE IF I HAD MY PICTURE IN THE PAPER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

- WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE LAW. - WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE?

I CAN GET MY ATTORNEY ON THE PHONE. WE CAN GET THIS THING TAKEN CARE OF.

MR. CARLSON, UH...

I'M A DESERTER FROM THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

FOR THE PAST, UH, EIGHT YEARS...

I'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER FALSE NAMES AND I.D.'s NOW.

WELL, FORGIVE ME, VENUS, BUT I...

LOOK, LOOK, EIGHT YEARS WAS A LONG TIME AGO. I THINK THAT...

- DESERTER? - YES, SIR.

HE WAS A KID. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

YOU RAN AWAY? YEAH.

LOOK, SIR, THE POINT OF THIS IS NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

- TRAVIS, I KNOW. - IT WAS VIETNAM!

WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE? PLENTY!

ANDY, IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. I'M QUITTING.

- IF IT WAS ANYTHING ELSE... - MR. CARLSON, WE CANNOT ASK HIM TO QUIT.

I'M SORRY, TRAVIS, BUT I CANNOT CONDONE THIS...

CAN I?

YOU WERE IN THE MARINES, RIGHT?

- YES. - DID YOU SEE ANY COMBAT?

YES.

WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I SAW AN AWFUL LOT OF COMBAT MYSELF.

SO I GUESS I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL, SO I'LL JUST BE MOVING ON.

OH, THAT'S A GUTLESS THING TO DO.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. I SAID THAT'S A... THAT'S A GUTLESS THING TO DO.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!

HOLD IT. NOW LET'S EVERY... JUST KEEP IT CALM, OKAY?

YOU'RE GONNA RUN AND RUN...

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO... TURN MYSELF IN, GO STAND BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD?

THE ARMY DOESN'T HAVE FIRING SQUADS ANYMORE.

YEAH, BUT THEY HAVE PRISON, RIGHT?

ARE YOU SAYING THEY CAN'T MAKE A FAIR, RATIONAL, HUMANE DECISION?

MR. CARLSON, LOOK, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME...

OR OUR GENERATION OR MY COLOR OR THAT WAR I GOT STUCK IN.

BUT I'M A DECENT MAN. YES, SIR, I AM.

OKAY. THEN LET'S BUILD ON THAT.

I'LL GET MY ATTORNEY ON THE PHONE. HE'LL CALL THE ARMY.

WE'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE HERE.

ANDY, WOULD YOU TALK TO THIS MAN?

VENUS, SIT DOWN. COME ON, SIT DOWN.

I JUST WANT YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN MY HANDS FOR A LITTLE BIT.

I MEAN, I WAS AN OFFICER. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE THINGS.

ALL RIGHT. WHERE'S MY PHONE?

IT'S, UH, UNDER YOUR RAFT, SIR.

OH, YEAH.

OH, MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

AH, COME ON. WE'RE HERE NOW.

YEAH, OKAY.

LOOK, WHEN THEY COME IN, TELL 'EM GORDON SIMS JUST LEFT, OKAY?

W-W-W-WAIT A MINUTE. WHO'S GORDON SIMS?

NEVER MIND.

LET'S JUST CALM DOWN. I MEAN, THEY'RE GONNA BE FAIR WITH US.

MR. CARLSON, YOU LIVE IN A DREAM WORLD.

GENTLEMEN, I'M MAJOR EDMUND HUNTER.

I'LL BE THE INVESTIGATING OFFICER IN THIS CASE.

HI. HI. I'M GORDON SIMS.

- VENUS, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - SIT DOWN, GENTLEMEN.

NOW, MR. SIMS...

LOOK, HE'S NOT SIMS. HIS NAME IS VENUS FLYTRAP.

OH. THEN YOU'RE SIMS?

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?

I'M GORDON SIMS. THAT'S MY REAL NAME.

YEAH?

MAJOR, UH, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?

ANY NUMBER OF THINGS, MR. SIMS.

- THEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT HIM, ARE THEY? - WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

AH, SEE?

YOU KNOW, WHAT THIS MAN DID WAS WRONG.

IT WAS VERY WRONG. BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, MAJOR...

MR. SIMS, I'VE GONE OVER THE ARMY'S REPORT.

NOW I'LL NEED YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

WELL, I HATED THE WAR, SO I LEFT.

COME ON, SIMS.

NO, THAT'S IT. YOU WERE IN VIETNAM.

I WAS. IN SAIGON.

WELL, I DIDN'T GET THERE MUCH.

I WAS IN CU CHI, CHEO REO, BAN SONG.

KEPT US BLACK FOLKS PRETTY CLOSE TO THE ACTION.

VENUS, THE MAN IS TRYING TO HELP YOU.

YEAH, WELL... OKAY, HERE'S MY STORY.

NOW, THIS IS HIS STORY. YOU WRITE THIS DOWN.

WHO IS THIS GUY?

MY FATHER.

OKAY, LET'S HEAR YOUR STORY.

JUST REMEMBER I'VE HEARD THEM ALL.

YEAH.

WELL, UM... I HAD JUST COME BACK...

FROM WHAT SEEMED LIKE MY 8,000th FIREFIGHT.

I WAS WITH A GUY WE CALLED WEIRD LARRY.

WEIRD LARRY USED TO SLEEP ALL DAY AND THEN GO OUT AT NIGHT TO HUNT.

HE'D SHOOT ANYTHING. I WAS JUST THE OPPOSITE.

I GOT SO I COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER.

SOME GOT LIKE THAT. SOME GOT LIKE WEIRD LARRY.

I GOT SO I HATED WEIRD LARRY'S GUTS.

WELL, ANYWAY, WE WERE ON OUR WAY OUT,

AND, UH, WE GOT A CHOPPER TO SAIGON.

WERE YOU PLANNING TO DESERT THEN?

NO. WE WERE ON OUR WAY HOME. IT WAS OVER FOR US.

WELL, ANYWAY, UH, RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DA NANG,

THE CHOPPER GOT A CALL FROM AN S-AND-D TEAM.

THEY HAD SOME VIETCONG PRISONERS.

AND WE PUT DOWN IN THIS SMALL VILLAGE,

AND FIVE MINUTES LATER WE WERE BACK IN THE AIR...

WITH THREE CHARLIES,

A COUPLE ARVN INTERROGATORS...

OUR GUYS, THE PEOPLE WE WERE FIGHTING TO HELP, RIGHT?

AND YOU WENT TO SAIGON?

YEAH.

BUT ON THE WAY,

THEY START QUESTIONING THESE PRISONERS,

AND I DON'T THINK THEY WANTED TO TALK, BECAUSE, UH...

WELL, BECAUSE THEY TOSSED ONE OF 'EM RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. WE WERE AT ABOUT A THOUSAND FEET.

GO ON.

YEAH.

WELL, UH, THEY GOT THIS OTHER GUY, AND THERE HE GOES.

WEIRD LARRY AND I WERE JUST KIND OF SITTING THERE WATCHING ALL OF THIS,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WEIRD STARTED GIGGLING, LIKE HE'S LOVING THIS, RIGHT?

THEN HE TURNED AT ME AND HE SMILED.

AND, UH, HE STOOD UP,

AND HE WALKED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR TOO.

BOY, WEIRD LARRY SHOWED ME WHAT IT WAS RIGHT ABOUT...

RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

I SAW IT!

AFTER 10 MONTHS AND 29 DAYS, I FINALLY GOT IT!

YEAH.

WELL, SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED.

WEIRD LARRY TOOK HIS WAY OUT. I DECIDED TO TAKE MINE.

SO WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE STATES,

I TURNED LEFT INSTEAD OF TURNING RIGHT AT THE AIRPORT,

AND THAT WAS THE LAST ANYBODY EVER SAW OF OLD GORDON SIMS.

IT WAS EASY.

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?

ONE DAY YOU'RE IN A CHOPPER OVER IN 'NAM WITH A GUY NAMED WEIRD LARRY,

AND A FEW DAYS LATER YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE FREEWAYS OF L.A.

AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN 23 YET.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN SEEN COMBAT THOSE LAST THREE WEEKS.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY?

FOR NOW.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

MR. SIMS, COULD WE SPEAK WITHOUT YOUR FATHER PRESENT?

OH, NO. NO, YOU DON'T. I KNOW HOW THE ARMY WORKS.

THE MARINES USED TO WORK THE SAME WAY. BOY, YOU GUYS TAKE THE CAKE.

MR. SIMS, YOU WILL STAY ON THIS BASE UNTIL I FINISH MY INVESTIGATION.

IT MIGHT TAKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

OH, NO, SIRREE. OH, NO. I CAME HERE FOR ACTION.

NONE OF THIS ARMY "HURRY UP AND WAIT" STUFF.

NO, SIR, WHAT I WANT IS JUSTICE, AND IF I DON'T GET IT HERE, I'M GOING TO WASHINGTON.

I THINK A GENERAL DISCHARGE MIGHT BE IN ORDER. I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE A TRIAL.

REALLY?

I THINK UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

OH. WELL, UH...

GORDON? VENUS.

VENUS.

UH, I'LL HAVE YOUR STUFF SENT OVER.

YEAH, UH, THANKS, POP.

WHEW. OH, BOY.

HERE YOU GO, JENNIFER.

A COMPLETE AND UP-TO-DATE LIST OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES.

THEIR HOME ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS.

- THANK YOU, BAILEY. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

JENNIFER, MAY I SEE THAT LIST, PLEASE?

OH, SURE. THANK YOU.

FLYTRAP. FLYTRAP. OH, ANDY!

VENUS GAVE US HIS ADDRESS AND HIS PHONE NUMBER.

AHA! WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, LES?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.

WHERE HAS HE BEEN LATELY? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

I CAN TAKE IT.

HE'S WORKING... FOR THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

WHAT'S HE DOING FOR THEM?

HE'S PEELING POTATOES.

PEELING POTATOES?

OOH.

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