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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,635 OH, JOHN. GOOD. 2 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:06,405 STAND OVER HERE UNDER THE WKRP SIGN. 3 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,818 YEAH. OH, THAT'S GOOD. OKAY, LET'S SHOOT HIM. 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,775 HEY, LAST WORDS. HOLD IT. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,178 WHAT... WHAT IS THIS FOR? 6 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,780 IT'S A FULL-PAGE AD IN THE NEWSPAPER... 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,217 TO PROMOTE YOURS AND VENUS'S PERSONAL APPEARANCE... 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,686 AT HEINRICH MALZER'S WORLD OF ORIENTAL BARGAINS. 9 00:00:21,756 --> 00:00:23,921 - THE USED CAR GUY? - THAT'S HIM. 10 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,857 FORGET IT. I DON'T DO PERSONAL APPEARANCES. 11 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,904 WAIT, JOHN, JOHN. JOHNNY, JOHNNY, PLEASE. 12 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,629 WOULD YOU TRY TO LOOK LIKE A DEDICATED PROFESSIONAL? 13 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,631 SURE. 14 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,736 WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? 15 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,039 LOOK, VENUS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 16 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:45,210 LOOK, WOULD YOU MIND STEPPING OVER HERE UNDER THE WKRP SIGN? 17 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,179 THAT'S TERRIFIC. THAT'LL BE FINE RIGHT THERE. 18 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,915 NOW, UH, WET YOUR LIPS. LIKE THAT. 19 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,351 AND PRETEND THAT YOU'RE HAPPY. OKAY, SHOOT HIM, LES. 20 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,186 - LES? - YES, VENUS? 21 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,390 YOU TAKE MY PICTURE, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR ARMS AND YOUR CAMERA. 22 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:04,529 YOU WILL? NO, NO. IT'S A JOKE. 23 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,976 - SHOOT HIM, LES. GO AHEAD. - I'M NOT JOKING, LESTER. 24 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,736 HEY, VENUS, IT'S JUST SOME JIVE AD FOR THE PAPER, MAN. 25 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:13,885 IN THAT CASE, YOU CAN DEFINITELY FORGET IT. 26 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,641 THIS IS SILLY. GIVE ME THAT. 27 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,643 HEY, VENUS? 28 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,712 WHAT'S WRONG WITH VENUS, JOHNNY? 29 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,048 I DON'T KNOW, LES. YOU KNOW MEN. 30 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,851 WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE... PECULIARITIES. 31 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:38,430 ♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪ 32 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:42,567 ♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 33 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,971 ♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪ 34 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:51,609 ♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪ 35 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,247 ♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪ 36 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,783 ♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪ 37 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,788 ♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 38 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,859 ♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 39 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,595 ♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪ 40 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:14,265 ♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪ 41 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:20,071 BAILEY, DO WE HAVE EVERYBODY'S HOME ADDRESS? 42 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,607 YEAH, I THINK SO. IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 43 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:26,778 - YOU GOT JOHNNY'S? - FEVER. 44 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,780 NOPE. 45 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,983 - YOU GOT LES'S? - NESSMAN. 46 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,822 - NOPE. - WELL, DO YOU HAVE YOURS? 47 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:44,395 QUARTERS. UH-UH. 48 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:50,302 DO YOU HAVE ANYBODY'S? YEAH. 49 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:55,540 A MR. LOUIS DE ANGELISTO. 50 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:58,343 WELL, WHO'S HE? I DON'T KNOW. 51 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,025 A HECK OF A SYSTEM YOU GOT THERE, BAILEY. 52 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,049 Y-YOU WANT ME TO FIX IT? UH, YEAH, PLEASE. 53 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:06,051 TRAVIS? UH-HUH. 54 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,053 WE GOTTA HAVE A POWWOW. WE DO, HUH? 55 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,055 YEP. ANDY, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED. 56 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:12,457 WHAT'S THE MATTER, LES? IS THE WATER FOUNTAIN BROKEN? 57 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,459 NOT THIS TIME. 58 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:18,263 THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP THREATENED LES NESSMAN PHYSICALLY, 59 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,032 THEN TRIED TO STICK EKTACHROME INTO MY MOUTH. 60 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,834 WHAT? 61 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,705 THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP THREATENED LES... 62 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,707 TELL HIM, LES. TELL HIM. 63 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,376 ANDY, THIS MORNING, VENUS FLYTRAP... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 64 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,779 AFTER THE EKTACHROME. ANDY, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH VENUS. 65 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:38,450 HE REFUSED TO LET ME TAKE THIS PICTURE FOR THE CAR DEALER AD. 66 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,552 OH, HE WENT CRAZY. IT WAS TERRIBLE. 67 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,555 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? GEE WHIZ, HERB. LET ME SEE. 68 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,291 HOW WELL DO WE REALLY KNOW VENUS ANYWAY? 69 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,694 OH, COME ON, LES. SPARE ME WITH YOUR THEORIES, ALL RIGHT? 70 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,898 ANDY, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS REAL NAME. 71 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,067 WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S REALLY FROM. COME ON, LES! 72 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,096 BAILEY, YOU'RE HIS FRIEND. 73 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,639 WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT VENUS? 74 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:04,009 YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL? I SWEAR. 75 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:07,278 WELL, UH, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THIS IS A LITTLE CRAZY AT FIRST, 76 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:10,082 BUT, UH, I THINK HE'S BLACK. 77 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,784 THAT'S RIGHT! 78 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:16,388 HA, HA, HA. VERY FUNNY. 79 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,523 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. 80 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,359 WE DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYBODY LIVES, LES. 81 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,062 WHAT? ANDY, 82 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:29,634 DO YOU REALIZE THAT HE COMES IN HERE LATE AT NIGHT WHEN NONE OF US ARE AROUND? 83 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,438 YES. GO ON. 84 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,409 WHY DO YOU THINK HE DOES THAT, ANDY? 85 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:42,113 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A NIGHTTIME DEEJAY, LES. 86 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:46,351 EXCUSE ME, SHERLOCK. LOOK, ANDY, THE BIG GUY REALLY WANTS THIS AD. 87 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,398 OKAY, I'LL TALK WITH HIM TONIGHT, HERB. 88 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,355 THANKS. AND, BAILEY, 89 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,291 SEE IF YOU CAN GET EVERYBODY'S HOME ADDRESS, OKAY? 90 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,472 SURE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THOSE CLOTHES? 91 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,395 SHUT UP, LES. 92 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:00,565 ALL THOSE LITTLE MIRRORS ON HIS TROUSERS. 93 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,901 LOOK, LET'S GO GET SOME MORE SHOTS OF JENNIFER. COME ON. 94 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,548 HERB, WE ALREADY HAVE A HUNDRED PICTURES OF JENNIFER. 95 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,339 LOOK, I BUY THE FILM... I SAY WE SHOOT. 96 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,281 JOHN. HERBERT. 97 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,085 HEY, BAILEY. OH, JOHNNY, 98 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,788 COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE? 99 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,959 - YOU'VE BEEN THERE. - YEAH, BUT I NEED THE ADDRESS. 100 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,128 THE ADDRESS. 101 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,998 YOU KNOW, I WALK BY THAT MAILBOX EVERY DAY. 102 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,301 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE PHONE NUMBER? 103 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,369 PHONE NUMBER. 104 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,672 UH, I KNOW THERE ARE SEVEN DIGITS. 105 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:48,513 UH, I... IT'S STARTS 6-5... NO. NO, IT'S 2. 106 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:55,887 AND, IN FACT, THERE ARE MANY EXAMPLES IN HISTORY OF HOGS REPLACING HORSES. 107 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,626 IN THE 19th CENTURY, AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN TRAINED SWINE... 108 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:06,063 AND DROVE FOREIGN HAM THROUGH LONDON WITH THESE CURIOUS STEEDS. 109 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:10,167 ALTOGETHER, WHEN HIS POTENTIAL ISN'T REPRESSED, AS IT ORDINARILY IS, 110 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:15,339 THE PIG IS A VERITABLE PANDORA'S BOX OF EXCITING POSSIBILITIES. 111 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:19,878 THIS HAS BEEN LES NESSMAN WITH A WRAP-UP OF TODAY'S MAJOR NEWS STORIES. 112 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:24,248 STAY TUNED FOR THE, UH, VENUS FLYTRAP SHOW IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING. 113 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:28,520 ♪♪ THE ISSUES AND EVENTS THAT SHAPE OUR TIME. 114 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:32,223 LES NESSMAN, FROM THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD, 115 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,292 FROM THE NEWS CAPITALS... 116 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,362 - HI, LES. - HI, VENUS. 117 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,542 LES, ABOUT THIS MORNING... 118 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,431 I'LL JUST GET MY TEAR SHEETS AND BY ON MY... 119 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,345 I'M SORRY, VENUS. IT'S OKAY, MAN. IT'S OKAY. 120 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,681 GOOD NIGHT. YEAH. HEY, LOOK, MAN... 121 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,806 I'M SORRY. 122 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,808 DAMN. 123 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:59,216 ♪♪ BANGKOK, MOSCOW, CINCINNATI. 124 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:02,520 LES NESSMAN AND THE NEWS. 125 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:06,558 ALL RIGHT, MY CHILDREN, THIS IS WKRP IN CINCINNATI... 126 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,894 WITH MORE MUSIC AND LES NESSMAN. 127 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:15,500 YOU'RE LISTENING TO VENUS FLYTRAP, FIRST OFFICER OF FUNK. 128 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:20,338 CLEARANCE FROM THE TOWER. SEAT BELTS FASTENED. HEADPHONES ON. 129 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,875 THE STEWARDESS WILL START DANCING IN THE AISLES, PLEASE, 130 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,344 AS WE BEGIN OUR ASCENT. 131 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:29,447 ♪♪ 132 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,472 WHAT'S HAPPENING, ANDY? OH, NOT MUCH. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? 133 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,496 OOH. MET ME A NICE LADY LAST NIGHT. 134 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,965 WHOO-HOO. BEAUTIFUL. 135 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:51,168 UH-HUH. AND ALL I HAD TO SAY WAS, 136 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,472 "HEY, MAMA, WHAT IT IS WITH YOUR FINE SELF?" 137 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,609 SEE, THAT'S HOW BLACK GUYS TALK TO LADIES. 138 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,611 YOU KNOW, WAY DOWN HERE. 139 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,546 THEY TALK TO ONE ANOTHER LIKE THIS. 140 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,448 HEY, BLOOD, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? WHAT IT IS? 141 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:06,451 SEE, THEN A FINE LADY WALK BY. THEY GO... 142 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,530 "HEY, MAMA, CAN I WALK YOU HOME?" 143 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,656 YEAH, I CAN DIG IT. ALL RIGHT. 144 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,629 SO, VENUS... YEAH? 145 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,164 WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING? 146 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,466 NOTHING, ANDY. FORGET IT. 147 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,036 WHY WON'T YOU LET LES TAKE YOUR PICTURE? 148 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,639 JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO. THAT'S ALL. 149 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,675 VENUS, WE NEED THAT PICTURE FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT. 150 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,712 UH, CAN I PASS ON THIS ONE? ALL RIGHTY? OKAY. 151 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:38,216 NO. I NEED A GOOD REASON. 152 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,821 OKAY. 153 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:45,523 THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED GORDON SIMS, SEE? 154 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,092 YEAH. WELL, UH, HE'S HOT, MAN. 155 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,561 HE'S WANTED BY THE LAW. YOU UNDERSTAND? 156 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,397 GO ON. 157 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:56,768 WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT OLD GORDON TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. 158 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:59,037 HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 159 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,340 AS A MATTER OF FACT, UH, I LOVE THE MAN. 160 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:09,414 ♪♪ 161 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,749 ♪♪ 162 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:16,220 EXECUTING A SOUTHERLY TURN DOWN THE MIGHTY OHIO RIVER... 163 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,390 AND HEADED INTO A DEEP PURPLE, FROSTY NIGHT... 164 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,461 WITH, UH, NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO LAND. 165 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:26,697 ♪♪ 166 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,010 GORDON, 167 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,613 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW, OKAY? 168 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,005 UH-OH! 169 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,335 DID YOU CALL ME? 170 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,871 NO. UH, IT WAS THE RAFT. 171 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,742 OH. THEN COULD BAILEY AND I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 172 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,810 OH, YEAH, SURE, FINE. UH, COME IN. COME IN. 173 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,614 - HELLO, MR. CARLSON. - OH, HI. YEAH. 174 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:54,385 MR. CARLSON, BAILEY AND I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE WOMEN IN BROADCASTING CLUB. 175 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,922 UH-HUH. AND USUALLY THE EMPLOYER PAYS THE DUES OF THE MEMBERS. 176 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,792 - I SEE. - THERE'S ALSO AN INITIATION FEE. 177 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,628 FINE. NO PROBLEM. OH. THANK YOU. 178 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,131 UH, WHAT DOES THIS ASSOCIATION DO? 179 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,100 OH, ALL SORTS OF IMPORTANT THINGS. 180 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,260 THEY'RE PLANNING ON PICKETING THIS VERY 181 00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:13,671 STATION FOR NOT HAVING A FEMALE DISK JOCKEY. 182 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,607 AH, WELL, I GUESS IN ESSENCE I'D BE HELPING TO PAY FOR THAT. 183 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,043 YEP. AH. 184 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,912 WELL, REAL GOOD. 185 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,449 NICE RAFT. 186 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:29,054 OH, YOU NOTICED, HUH? YEAH, I'M-I'M REAL PROUD OF IT. UH... 187 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:33,425 IF I COULD JUST FIGURE A WAY TO DEFLATE THIS DARN THING. 188 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,361 I'LL NEVER GET IT THROUGH THAT DOOR. 189 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,363 I GOT IT. 190 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,136 OH, I HATE TO DO THIS. 191 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,776 HI. 192 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,311 OH. 193 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,348 UM, HI, TRAVIS. COME ON IN. 194 00:11:57,418 --> 00:12:00,018 SACRIFICING RAFTS? 195 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,527 I JUST COULDN'T FIND A WAY TO GET IT DEFLATED. 196 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,697 UH-HUH. UH, LISTEN, SIR, I THINK WE CAN GO AHEAD... 197 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,712 AND RUN THAT ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE CAR DEALER WITHOUT VENUS'S PICTURE. 198 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:19,504 - WHY? - HATES TO HAVE HIS PICTURE TAKEN, I GUESS. 199 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,465 THAT'S CRAZY. LOOK, I GAVE A DIRECT ORDER, 200 00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:23,541 AND FOR ONCE I'D LIKE TO HAVE IT CARRIED OUT. 201 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,543 UH, HE CAN'T. 202 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,079 GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY HE CAN'T. 203 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:34,085 WELL, UH, I-I CAN'T. 204 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,321 AH, COME IN. 205 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,258 UH, HI, MR. CARLSON. 206 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,161 VENUS, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL? 207 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:46,898 SIR, HE'S NOT TRYING TO PULL ANYTHING. IT'S OKAY, ANDY. 208 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:51,569 MR. CARLSON, UH, I'D BE TAKING TOO MUCH OF A CHANCE IF I HAD MY PICTURE IN THE PAPER. 209 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,106 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 210 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,575 - WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE LAW. - WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE? 211 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,178 I CAN GET MY ATTORNEY ON THE PHONE. WE CAN GET THIS THING TAKEN CARE OF. 212 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,515 MR. CARLSON, UH... 213 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,753 I'M A DESERTER FROM THE UNITED STATES ARMY. 214 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,456 FOR THE PAST, UH, EIGHT YEARS... 215 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:16,461 I'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER FALSE NAMES AND I.D.'s NOW. 216 00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:22,000 WELL, FORGIVE ME, VENUS, BUT I... 217 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:25,169 LOOK, LOOK, EIGHT YEARS WAS A LONG TIME AGO. I THINK THAT... 218 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,405 - DESERTER? - YES, SIR. 219 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,841 HE WAS A KID. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 220 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,811 YOU RAN AWAY? YEAH. 221 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:36,781 LOOK, SIR, THE POINT OF THIS IS NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. 222 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,584 - TRAVIS, I KNOW. - IT WAS VIETNAM! 223 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,253 WHAT DIFFERENCE IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE? PLENTY! 224 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,367 ANDY, IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. I'M QUITTING. 225 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,759 - IF IT WAS ANYTHING ELSE... - MR. CARLSON, WE CANNOT ASK HIM TO QUIT. 226 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,063 I'M SORRY, TRAVIS, BUT I CANNOT CONDONE THIS... 227 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,066 CAN I? 228 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,969 YOU WERE IN THE MARINES, RIGHT? 229 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,172 - YES. - DID YOU SEE ANY COMBAT? 230 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,376 YES. 231 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:09,046 WELL, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I SAW AN AWFUL LOT OF COMBAT MYSELF. 232 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,450 SO I GUESS I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL, SO I'LL JUST BE MOVING ON. 233 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,252 OH, THAT'S A GUTLESS THING TO DO. 234 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,924 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 235 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:24,095 YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. I SAID THAT'S A... THAT'S A GUTLESS THING TO DO. 236 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,408 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT! 237 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,933 HOLD IT. NOW LET'S EVERY... JUST KEEP IT CALM, OKAY? 238 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,935 YOU'RE GONNA RUN AND RUN... 239 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,350 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO... TURN MYSELF IN, GO STAND BEFORE A FIRING SQUAD? 240 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,108 THE ARMY DOESN'T HAVE FIRING SQUADS ANYMORE. 241 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,155 YEAH, BUT THEY HAVE PRISON, RIGHT? 242 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,480 ARE YOU SAYING THEY CAN'T MAKE A FAIR, RATIONAL, HUMANE DECISION? 243 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,450 MR. CARLSON, LOOK, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME... 244 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,721 OR OUR GENERATION OR MY COLOR OR THAT WAR I GOT STUCK IN. 245 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,724 BUT I'M A DECENT MAN. YES, SIR, I AM. 246 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,862 OKAY. THEN LET'S BUILD ON THAT. 247 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,732 I'LL GET MY ATTORNEY ON THE PHONE. HE'LL CALL THE ARMY. 248 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,934 WE'LL JUST TAKE A LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE HERE. 249 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,914 ANDY, WOULD YOU TALK TO THIS MAN? 250 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:08,673 VENUS, SIT DOWN. COME ON, SIT DOWN. 251 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,310 I JUST WANT YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN MY HANDS FOR A LITTLE BIT. 252 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,513 I MEAN, I WAS AN OFFICER. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE THINGS. 253 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,216 ALL RIGHT. WHERE'S MY PHONE? 254 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,854 IT'S, UH, UNDER YOUR RAFT, SIR. 255 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,855 OH, YEAH. 256 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,370 OH, MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 257 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,539 AH, COME ON. WE'RE HERE NOW. 258 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,209 YEAH, OKAY. 259 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,590 LOOK, WHEN THEY COME IN, TELL 'EM GORDON SIMS JUST LEFT, OKAY? 260 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,216 W-W-W-WAIT A MINUTE. WHO'S GORDON SIMS? 261 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,218 NEVER MIND. 262 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,655 LET'S JUST CALM DOWN. I MEAN, THEY'RE GONNA BE FAIR WITH US. 263 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,469 MR. CARLSON, YOU LIVE IN A DREAM WORLD. 264 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,360 GENTLEMEN, I'M MAJOR EDMUND HUNTER. 265 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,362 I'LL BE THE INVESTIGATING OFFICER IN THIS CASE. 266 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,364 HI. HI. I'M GORDON SIMS. 267 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,500 - VENUS, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. - SIT DOWN, GENTLEMEN. 268 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,275 NOW, MR. SIMS... 269 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:21,746 LOOK, HE'S NOT SIMS. HIS NAME IS VENUS FLYTRAP. 270 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,917 OH. THEN YOU'RE SIMS? 271 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,188 HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING? 272 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:33,290 I'M GORDON SIMS. THAT'S MY REAL NAME. 273 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,293 YEAH? 274 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,230 MAJOR, UH, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME? 275 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,533 ANY NUMBER OF THINGS, MR. SIMS. 276 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,169 - THEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOOT HIM, ARE THEY? - WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 277 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,938 AH, SEE? 278 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,708 YOU KNOW, WHAT THIS MAN DID WAS WRONG. 279 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,177 IT WAS VERY WRONG. BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, MAJOR... 280 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,380 MR. SIMS, I'VE GONE OVER THE ARMY'S REPORT. 281 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,149 NOW I'LL NEED YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY. 282 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,018 WELL, I HATED THE WAR, SO I LEFT. 283 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,588 COME ON, SIMS. 284 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,491 NO, THAT'S IT. YOU WERE IN VIETNAM. 285 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:10,528 I WAS. IN SAIGON. 286 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,037 WELL, I DIDN'T GET THERE MUCH. 287 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,466 I WAS IN CU CHI, CHEO REO, BAN SONG. 288 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,102 KEPT US BLACK FOLKS PRETTY CLOSE TO THE ACTION. 289 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,738 VENUS, THE MAN IS TRYING TO HELP YOU. 290 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:26,177 YEAH, WELL... OKAY, HERE'S MY STORY. 291 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,880 NOW, THIS IS HIS STORY. YOU WRITE THIS DOWN. 292 00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:31,282 WHO IS THIS GUY? 293 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,284 MY FATHER. 294 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,394 OKAY, LET'S HEAR YOUR STORY. 295 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,330 JUST REMEMBER I'VE HEARD THEM ALL. 296 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,333 YEAH. 297 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,537 WELL, UM... I HAD JUST COME BACK... 298 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,573 FROM WHAT SEEMED LIKE MY 8,000th FIREFIGHT. 299 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,376 I WAS WITH A GUY WE CALLED WEIRD LARRY. 300 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,279 WEIRD LARRY USED TO SLEEP ALL DAY AND THEN GO OUT AT NIGHT TO HUNT. 301 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,316 HE'D SHOOT ANYTHING. I WAS JUST THE OPPOSITE. 302 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,952 I GOT SO I COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. 303 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,955 SOME GOT LIKE THAT. SOME GOT LIKE WEIRD LARRY. 304 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,225 I GOT SO I HATED WEIRD LARRY'S GUTS. 305 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,662 WELL, ANYWAY, WE WERE ON OUR WAY OUT, 306 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:21,232 AND, UH, WE GOT A CHOPPER TO SAIGON. 307 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,235 WERE YOU PLANNING TO DESERT THEN? 308 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:28,206 NO. WE WERE ON OUR WAY HOME. IT WAS OVER FOR US. 309 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,946 WELL, ANYWAY, UH, RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DA NANG, 310 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,381 THE CHOPPER GOT A CALL FROM AN S-AND-D TEAM. 311 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,516 THEY HAD SOME VIETCONG PRISONERS. 312 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,419 AND WE PUT DOWN IN THIS SMALL VILLAGE, 313 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,022 AND FIVE MINUTES LATER WE WERE BACK IN THE AIR... 314 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,859 WITH THREE CHARLIES, 315 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,495 A COUPLE ARVN INTERROGATORS... 316 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,198 OUR GUYS, THE PEOPLE WE WERE FIGHTING TO HELP, RIGHT? 317 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,401 AND YOU WENT TO SAIGON? 318 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,403 YEAH. 319 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,107 BUT ON THE WAY, 320 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,543 THEY START QUESTIONING THESE PRISONERS, 321 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:09,280 AND I DON'T THINK THEY WANTED TO TALK, BECAUSE, UH... 322 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,469 WELL, BECAUSE THEY TOSSED ONE OF 'EM RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. 323 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,190 RIGHT OUT THE DOOR. WE WERE AT ABOUT A THOUSAND FEET. 324 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,361 GO ON. 325 00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,999 YEAH. 326 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:32,003 WELL, UH, THEY GOT THIS OTHER GUY, AND THERE HE GOES. 327 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:35,312 WEIRD LARRY AND I WERE JUST KIND OF SITTING THERE WATCHING ALL OF THIS, 328 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,710 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WEIRD STARTED GIGGLING, LIKE HE'S LOVING THIS, RIGHT? 329 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,249 THEN HE TURNED AT ME AND HE SMILED. 330 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,285 AND, UH, HE STOOD UP, 331 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,289 AND HE WALKED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR TOO. 332 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:56,160 BOY, WEIRD LARRY SHOWED ME WHAT IT WAS RIGHT ABOUT... 333 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,263 RIGHT THEN AND THERE. 334 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,398 I SAW IT! 335 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:04,369 AFTER 10 MONTHS AND 29 DAYS, I FINALLY GOT IT! 336 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,604 YEAH. 337 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,940 WELL, SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED. 338 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:12,576 WEIRD LARRY TOOK HIS WAY OUT. I DECIDED TO TAKE MINE. 339 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,780 SO WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE STATES, 340 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,983 I TURNED LEFT INSTEAD OF TURNING RIGHT AT THE AIRPORT, 341 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,654 AND THAT WAS THE LAST ANYBODY EVER SAW OF OLD GORDON SIMS. 342 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,990 IT WAS EASY. 343 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,265 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 344 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:42,507 ONE DAY YOU'RE IN A CHOPPER OVER IN 'NAM WITH A GUY NAMED WEIRD LARRY, 345 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,076 AND A FEW DAYS LATER YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE FREEWAYS OF L.A. 346 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,514 AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN 23 YET. 347 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,753 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN SEEN COMBAT THOSE LAST THREE WEEKS. 348 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,257 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 349 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,278 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY? 350 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,201 FOR NOW. 351 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,550 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 352 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:19,043 MR. SIMS, COULD WE SPEAK WITHOUT YOUR FATHER PRESENT? 353 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:23,181 OH, NO. NO, YOU DON'T. I KNOW HOW THE ARMY WORKS. 354 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,351 THE MARINES USED TO WORK THE SAME WAY. BOY, YOU GUYS TAKE THE CAKE. 355 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,286 MR. SIMS, YOU WILL STAY ON THIS BASE UNTIL I FINISH MY INVESTIGATION. 356 00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,756 IT MIGHT TAKE A COUPLE OF WEEKS. 357 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,625 OH, NO, SIRREE. OH, NO. I CAME HERE FOR ACTION. 358 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,894 NONE OF THIS ARMY "HURRY UP AND WAIT" STUFF. 359 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:40,664 NO, SIR, WHAT I WANT IS JUSTICE, AND IF I DON'T GET IT HERE, I'M GOING TO WASHINGTON. 360 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:45,903 I THINK A GENERAL DISCHARGE MIGHT BE IN ORDER. I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE A TRIAL. 361 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,905 REALLY? 362 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,608 I THINK UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 363 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:54,612 OH. WELL, UH... 364 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,021 GORDON? VENUS. 365 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,991 VENUS. 366 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,795 UH, I'LL HAVE YOUR STUFF SENT OVER. 367 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:14,899 YEAH, UH, THANKS, POP. 368 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:27,010 WHEW. OH, BOY. 369 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,851 HERE YOU GO, JENNIFER. 370 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,987 A COMPLETE AND UP-TO-DATE LIST OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES. 371 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:40,324 THEIR HOME ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS. 372 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,960 - THANK YOU, BAILEY. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 373 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,360 JENNIFER, MAY I SEE THAT LIST, PLEASE? 374 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,517 OH, SURE. THANK YOU. 375 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:10,654 FLYTRAP. FLYTRAP. OH, ANDY! 376 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:13,658 VENUS GAVE US HIS ADDRESS AND HIS PHONE NUMBER. 377 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,528 AHA! WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, LES? 378 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,798 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, ANDY. 379 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,801 WHERE HAS HE BEEN LATELY? I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR DAYS. 380 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,803 YOU WANT THE TRUTH? 381 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,805 I CAN TAKE IT. 382 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:41,152 HE'S WORKING... FOR THE UNITED STATES ARMY. 383 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,655 WHAT'S HE DOING FOR THEM? 384 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,332 HE'S PEELING POTATOES. 385 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,705 PEELING POTATOES? 386 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,574 OOH. 387 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,077 ♪♪ 388 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:15,085 ♪♪ 389 00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:26,263 ♪♪ 390 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,945 ♪♪ 30115

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