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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:04,169 HELLO. MR. MORRISON? 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:09,608 HOW ARE YOU TODAY, SIR? I'M HERB TARLEK, GENERAL SALES MANAGER OF WKRP A.M. RADIO. 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,284 YEAH, I'M, UH, CALLING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE 4 00:00:12,308 --> 00:00:14,879 MORRISON TIRE COMPANY ADVERTISING ACCOUNT. 5 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:19,618 YES, SIR. UH, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ADVERTISING ON OUR RADIO STATION? 6 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:25,857 WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER ADVERTISING ON OUR RADIO STATION? 7 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:28,926 OKAY, FINE. 8 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,096 THAT'S IT. I'M BUSHED. 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,802 - WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES, LES? - I'M BUSY, HERB. 10 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,139 HEY, THERE'S A NEW SHOW AT THE PARIS THEATER, KICK ME, KISS ME, 11 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,142 AND IT'S IN 3-D. 12 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,079 I'D RATHER NOT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 13 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:50,816 SUIT YOURSELF, MR. BORING, BUT THIS IS ONE GUY WHO'S NOT GONNA THROW HIS LIFE AWAY. 14 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,818 HERB? HMM? 15 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,488 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOUR JOB? - WHAT? 16 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,090 YOU HEARD ME. 17 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:02,761 LOOK, BAILEY, I JUST DID. I ASKED MR. MORRISON IF I COULD SELL HIM SOMETHING. 18 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,762 HE SAID NO. THAT'S IT. 19 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,998 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL SOMEBODY ELSE? 20 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,968 BAILEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY. BELIEVE ME. 21 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:13,538 IF YOU COULD GET SOME NEW ACCOUNTS, THEN WE COULD ALL GET RAISES. 22 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:17,409 AND-AND LES... LES COULD BUY THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER HE ALWAYS WANTED. 23 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,779 MAKE A CALL, HERB. 24 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:25,250 I'LL CALL TOMORROW. KICK ME, KISS ME STARTS IN 15 MINUTES, AND I'M... 25 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,864 MAKE A CALL. LOOK, IF YOU MISS THE BEGINNING OF THESE SHOWS, 26 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,888 I WON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 27 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,890 MAKE A CALL, HERB. NOW. 28 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,228 THANKS. 29 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:40,031 HELLO. HERB TARLEK HERE, GENERAL SALES MANAGER. 30 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,068 MR. FERRYMAN. 31 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,371 YES, SIR. HOW ARE YOU, SIR? 32 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,574 YEAH, WELL, THANKS FOR RETURNING MY CALL. 33 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:55,247 LUNCH? SURE. SAY, UH... UH, 12:00? 34 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,282 SURE. YOU BET, SIR. 35 00:01:57,351 --> 00:02:00,152 UH, NO-NO, SIR. NO, SIR. CERTAINLY, SIR. 36 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:04,890 SIR? OH! YES, SIR. R-RIGHT. 37 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,925 SEE YOU, SIR. 38 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:10,428 - WHO WAS THAT? - WHO WAS THAT? 39 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,498 THAT WAS MR. RANDALL FERRYMAN, 40 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:17,202 OWNER OF ONE OF THE LARGEST FUNERAL HOME CHAINS IN THE COUNTRY. 41 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,005 - DOES HE HAVE A BIG ADVERTISING ACCOUNT? - THE BIGGEST. 42 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,108 AND HE'S ON HIS WAY TO CINCINNATI TO... BURY US ALL. 43 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,612 OOH! 44 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,715 ♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪ 45 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:34,853 ♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 46 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:38,257 ♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪ 47 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,895 ♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪ 48 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,566 ♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪ 49 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:51,069 ♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪ 50 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:56,074 ♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 51 00:02:56,143 --> 00:03:00,245 ♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 52 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,881 ♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪ 53 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,818 ♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪ 54 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:12,490 HERB, WHY WOULD A CHAIN OF FUNERAL HOMES WANNA ADVERTISE ON A ROCK-AND-ROLL STATION? 55 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:15,393 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T CARE. 56 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:19,497 JUST BE CALM AND PRETEND WE DON'T NEED THE BUSINESS, OKAY? 57 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:24,736 MY. COMMISSION CITY, OPEN YOUR PEARLY GATES TO HERB TARLEK AND SAY... 58 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:28,273 THERE'S A DEAD MAN IN THE LOBBY. 59 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,541 THAT'S FERRYMAN. 60 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,844 I DON'T THINK I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. 61 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:36,314 OH, THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH A FUNERAL HOME ACCOUNT, TRAVIS. 62 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:41,319 MR. CARLSON, MEET MR. FERRYMAN. 63 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,091 MR. FERRYMAN, THIS IS MR. CARLSON, OUR CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER... 64 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:49,442 AND PRESIDENT OF WKRP ENTERPRISES. 65 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:52,541 OH, AND THIS IS ANDY TRAVIS, VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF PROGRAMMING. 66 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,667 GENTLEMEN, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 67 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:01,506 UH... HAVE A SEAT, SIR. 68 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:05,444 UH-UH, SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE. JUST, UH, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 69 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:08,379 UH, CAN I, UH, GET YOU A CIGAR? 70 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,693 THAT WOULD BE NICE. CIGAR. 71 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:13,084 I DON'T HAVE ANY CIGARS. TRAVIS? 72 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,486 UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. 73 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,823 CIGARS! 74 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:22,160 GENTLEMEN, I'LL COME STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 75 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,162 DO IT. 76 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:28,600 I HAVE JUST OPENED A CHAIN OF SIX FUNERAL HOMES IN CINCINNATI. 77 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,602 I WANT TO ADVERTISE. 78 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,004 UH, YEAH. ON A ROCK-AND-ROLL STATION? 79 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,641 YES. THAT'S HOW I DID IT IN CALIFORNIA. 80 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:39,377 YOU SEE, I'M A VOLUME DEALER. 81 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,480 I'VE GOT TO MOVE THEM IN AND MOVE THEM OUT. 82 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:49,020 UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE AREN'T DYING FAST ENOUGH NOWADAYS. 83 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,022 IT'S A PROBLEM. 84 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:55,594 SO, NOWADAYS, I'M MOSTLY SELLING PRE-NEED TO YOUNG PEOPLE. 85 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,762 MOST OF YOUR LISTENERS ARE YOUNG? 86 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,831 UH, YEAH, MOST OF 'EM. 87 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,069 AND, UH, BUYING A CEMETERY PLOT WOULD BE THE LAST THING ON THEIR MINDS? 88 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:07,672 WELL, I'D SAY IT'D BE PRETTY FAR DOWN THE LIST, YEAH. YEAH. 89 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:12,210 SO WHY NOT BUY AHEAD OF TIME? WOULDN'T THAT SAVE THEM A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY? 90 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,413 WOULDN'T THAT BE A NICE HEDGE AGAINST INFLATION? 91 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,849 GENTLEMEN. IT SURE WOULD. 92 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:22,553 MY BROCHURE. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. IT'S HEAVY. 93 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:26,257 IN MY BUSINESS, PEOPLE WANT HEAVY. 94 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,797 "OVER 6,000 SATISFIED CUSTOMERS"? 95 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,301 THAT'S YOUR SLOGAN? 96 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,903 YES. BUT I NEED SOMETHING NEW. 97 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,439 YOU GENTLEMEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 98 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,676 NO PROBLEM. YEAH. 99 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:48,145 I THINK, UH, WE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING HERE. UH... 100 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,314 HOW ABOUT, UH... HOW ABOUT THIS? 101 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,383 MUSIC COMES UP. 102 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,753 ♪ HOO, RAH, HOO, RAH ♪ 103 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,957 ♪ HOO, RAH, HOO, RAH ♪♪ 104 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:04,029 I DON'T WANT THAT. I WANT SOMETHING LIGHT AND BOUNCY. 105 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,798 OKAY, HOW ABOUT, UH... 106 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,267 ♪ HOO, RAH, HOO, RAH HOO, RAH, HOO, RAH ♪ 107 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:13,538 ♪♪ THAT'S BETTER. 108 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,540 UH, MR. FERRYMAN, 109 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,443 I THINK, SIR, YOU'D BE WISE TO TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 110 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,611 YEAH, I MUST SAY THAT I AGREE WITH THAT. 111 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,615 THIRTY COMMERCIALS A DAY... 112 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:26,651 AT $20 A COMMERCIAL. 113 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:30,621 THAT'S $600 A DAY. 114 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,894 UH, 115 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,996 MAY WE THINK, UH, THAT OVER AND-AND GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE? 116 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,365 OF COURSE. 117 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,935 TAKE YOUR TIME. 118 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,947 MR. FERRYMAN! HOLD IT! 119 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:54,312 LISTEN TO THIS. 120 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:59,684 "FERRYMAN'S FINE FUNERALS. PIONEERS IN FOLLOW-THROUGH." 121 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,314 HUH. "FROM PRE-NEED COUNSELING BY OUR 122 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,624 PROFESSIONALLY-TRAINED 'GRIEF GUIDES.' 123 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:13,832 "FERRYMAN WAS FIRST WITH DRIVE-IN GRAVESIDE SERVICES. 124 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:18,102 ALL-ELECTRIC ETERNAL FLAME"? 125 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:22,006 "AND MOURNERS AS YOU NEED THEM." 126 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,542 THIS IS DEEPLY WEIRD, MAN. 127 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:29,013 IT IS ALSO THE BIGGEST ADVERTISING CLIENT WE'VE EVER HAD. 128 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,215 WE ARE ALL GONNA GET RICH. 129 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,996 IS THAT RIGHT, ANDY? IT'S A BIG CONTRACT. 130 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,421 HOW BIG? SATURATION BUY, 131 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,390 30 SPOTS A DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY. 132 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,493 HEY, MAN, HOW IS THAT GONNA SOUND? 133 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:46,164 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO THE MUSIC AFTER THESE IMPORTANT WORDS ABOUT DEATH. 134 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,188 WAIT. THIS GUY WANTS A ROCK-AND-ROLL JINGLE, 135 00:07:48,212 --> 00:07:49,967 AND BY GOLLY, WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM ONE. 136 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:52,837 I GUESS I SHOULD SAY YOU ARE. 137 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,840 I AM? 138 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,886 USED TO HAVE A BAND, DIDN'T YOU? YEAH. 139 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,788 OKAY, LOOK, LET ME ASK YOU THIS. CAN'T WE DO A CHEAPO COMMERCIAL? 140 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:03,348 I MEAN, HIRE PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS, BUT MAYBE SING THE JINGLE OURSELVES. 141 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,350 CAN ANYBODY AROUND HERE SING? 142 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,496 ANY JERK CAN SING. NOW LISTEN. 143 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,533 THESE ARE THE COPY POINTS THAT YOU GOTTA WORK INTO THE JINGLE, OKAY? 144 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,624 NOW, "A: ALL-WEATHER FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS." 145 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,428 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? UH, THAT'S PLASTIC FLOWERS. 146 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,899 MAINTENANCE-FREE ARTIFICIAL TURF." 147 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,968 PLASTIC GRASS. 148 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,071 THEY ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS." 149 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,474 THAT'D BE YOUR PLASTIC MONEY. 150 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,077 "SIX CONVENIENT LOCATIONS, OPEN WEEKENDS, 151 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,947 "ALL-NIGHT HOTLINE, GROUP DISCOUNT RATES... 152 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,916 AND... FREE PARKING." 153 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,286 HOW AM I GONNA GET ALL THIS STUFF INTO ONE SONG? 154 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,554 COME ON NOW, VENUS. JUST WRITE A CATCHY LITTLE TUNE. 155 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,157 MAKE IT LIGHT, MAKE IT EXCITING. 156 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,326 WELL, OKAY. OKAY. GOOD. 157 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,196 I'LL CALL AROUND, TRY TO BOOK A STUDIO. HERB, YOU CAN, UH, MAYBE... 158 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,476 AUDITION THE SINGERS. GOOD IDEA. 159 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,834 OKAY, COME ON, EVERYBODY. LET'S HOP TO IT! 160 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,609 JOHN? 161 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,845 SING SOMETHIN' FOR ME. 162 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,692 FEVER. HI, LADIES. 163 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,928 - HI. - CAN EITHER OF YOU SING? 164 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:27,632 - UH, I SANG IN THE CHORUS IN SCHOOL. - SING SOMETHING. 165 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,568 OH, NO. I COULDN'T SING IN PUBLIC. 166 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,104 NO, COME ON, BAILEY. NO, COME ON. 167 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,133 COME ON. NO, I COULDN'T DO IT. NO! 168 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,975 COME ON. SING. SING A SONG. 169 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,013 SING OF GOOD THINGS... HERB. 170 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,016 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 171 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,988 GO AHEAD. 172 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:55,726 ♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪ 173 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:59,064 ♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪ 174 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:03,000 ♪ THAT SAVED A WRETCH ♪ 175 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,503 ♪ LIKE ME ♪ 176 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,973 ♪ I ONCE WAS LOST ♪ 177 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:12,277 ♪ BUT NOW I'M FOUND ♪ 178 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,279 ♪ WAS BLIND ♪ 179 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:18,349 ♪ BUT NOW I SEE ♪♪ 180 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,486 OUT OF SIGHT! 181 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,289 BEAUTIFUL. 182 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:30,394 MISS BAILEY QUARTERS. OKAY, JENNIFER, YOU'RE NEXT. 183 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,564 UH, WHAT WOULD I SING? 184 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,233 ANYTHING. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 185 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,269 AH! THERE YOU GO. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 186 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:41,005 COME ON. 187 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,745 ♪ HAPPY ♪ 188 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,347 ♪ BIRTHDAY ♪ 189 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:53,918 ♪ TO YOU ♪ 190 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,590 ♪ HAPPY ♪ 191 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,225 ♪ BIRTHDAY ♪ 192 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:05,463 ♪ TO YOU ♪ 193 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,667 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 194 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,137 ♪ DEAR HERBIE ♪ 195 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,242 ♪ HAPPY ♪ 196 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,645 ♪ BIRTHDAY ♪ 197 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:23,014 ♪ TO ♪ 198 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,083 ♪ YOU ♪♪ 199 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,095 ALL RIGHT. 200 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:41,466 GET, UH, JENNIFER ON THAT LIST, QUICKLY. YEAH. 201 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,712 THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT... ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE? 202 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,214 THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT IS THAT I BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE. 203 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,707 - YEAH. RIGHT IN THERE. - MR. FERRYMAN, THIS IS WHERE WE PUT IT ALL TOGETHER. 204 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,754 MR. FERRYMAN, HOW ARE YOU, SIR? 205 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:54,845 READY TO COOK. WHERE ARE THE PICKERS? 206 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,749 WELL, NOW, UH, SIR, THE MUSICIANS ALREADY LAID DOWN ALL THEIR TRACKS, 207 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,162 BUT OUR PROFESSIONAL SINGERS ARE REHEARSED AND RARIN' TO GO. 208 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,898 WHAT PROFESSIONAL SINGERS? UH, THESE PROFESSIONAL SINGERS! 209 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,442 ♪ MMM ♪ 210 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,223 GOOD GRIEF. 211 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,026 MR. FERRYMAN, UH, THIS IS OUR PROFESSIONAL ANNOUNCER. 212 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,196 AND, UH, HE'LL BE, UH, READING THE PROFESSIONAL SALES COPY. 213 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,198 UH, JOHN, SAY HELLO. 214 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,295 EXCUSE ME. UH, SIR, WE HAVE TO GO. WHY DON'T 215 00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,338 YOU STEP IN THE BOOTH? WE CAN HEAR BETTER. 216 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:25,509 REMEMBER, KEEP IT YOUNG, KEEP IT HIP. 217 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,046 HIP? YEP. 218 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,182 UH, YOU READY? YOU BET. 219 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,532 OKAY, CHARLIE? EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN. OKAY. 220 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,454 YOU READY, JOHNNY? 221 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,501 ROLL TAPE! TAPE'S ROLLING. 222 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,492 FERRYMAN FUNERALS, TAKE ONE! 223 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,839 FERRYMAN MEMORIAL PARK OFFERS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES... 224 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,331 COMPLETE FUNERAL SERVICES AT A REASONABLE PRICE. 225 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,666 CUT! YEAH? 226 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,835 PUT MORE EMPHASIS ON "FERRYMAN." 227 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:56,674 HE'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY. UH, THERE SHOULD BE MORE EMPHASIS ON "FERRYMAN." THAT'S ALL. 228 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,111 - EMPHASIZE FERRYMAN, JOHNNY. ROLL TAPE! - TAPE'S ROLLING. 229 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,913 FERRYMAN FUNERALS, TAKE TWO! 230 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,251 FERRYMAN MEMORIAL PARK OFFERS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES... 231 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,582 COMPLETE FUNERAL SERVICES AT A REASONABLE... R-R... 232 00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:08,865 CUT! 233 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:12,890 - YES? - I THINK "LOVED ONES" NEEDS MORE LOVE. 234 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,294 WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES. DO IT, GUYS. 235 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:19,196 I MEAN, WHY DON'T I THINK OF THESE THINGS MYSELF? 236 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,467 RIGHT. MORE LOVE, JOHNNY. 237 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,547 ROLL TAPE! TAPE'S ROLLING. 238 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,739 FERRYMAN FUNERALS, TAKE THREE! 239 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,575 FERRYMAN MEMORIAL PARK OFFERS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES... 240 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,810 COMPLETE FUNERAL SERVICES AT A REASONABLE PRICE. 241 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,291 UGH. UGH. CUT! WHAT IS IT NOW? 242 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,550 UH, PUNCH UP "REASONABLE." THAT'S ALL. 243 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,819 PUNCH UP RE... PUNCH IT. 244 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,222 JOHNNY, CAN YOU PUNCH THAT UP? 245 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,991 PUNCH? RIGHT. 246 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,593 HERB, I'M GONNA COME OUT THERE AND PUNCH YOU. 247 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,129 ROLL TAPE. TAPE'S ROLLING. 248 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,599 FERRYMAN FUNERALS, TAKE FOUR. 249 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,669 FERRYMAN MEMORIAL PARK OFFERS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES... 250 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,139 COMPLETE FUNERAL SERVICES AT A REASONABLE PRICE. 251 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,441 HOW'S THAT? PERFECT. 252 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,520 TAPE'S STILL ROLLIN'. EVERYBODY READY? YEAH. 253 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,689 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 254 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:12,183 ♪♪ ♪ HEY, YOU'RE YOUNG AND SWINGIN' ♪ 255 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,286 ♪ NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT TOMORROW ♪ 256 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,356 ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T NO WAY TO DENY IT ♪ 257 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:22,894 ♪ SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA BUY IT ♪ 258 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,996 ♪ SO PLAN TODAY FOR A FERRYMAN ♪ 259 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,666 ♪ TOMORROW ♪ 260 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,636 ♪ FERRYMAN, FERRYMAN ♪ 261 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,807 ♪ HE'S THE MAN WITH THE PLOT THE MAN WITH THE PLAN ♪ 262 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,877 ♪ FERRYMAN, FERRYMAN ♪ 263 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:43,248 ♪ HE'S THE MORTICIAN MAN WHO LOVES YOU ♪ 264 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,616 ♪ A LOT ♪ 265 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,024 SIX... COUNT 'EM... SIX CONVENIENT 266 00:14:47,048 --> 00:14:48,852 LOCATIONS, PLUS GROUP RATES AND FREE PARKING. 267 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,989 IT'S ALL YOURS AT FERRYMAN FUNERAL HOMES. 268 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:55,226 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH BYE-BYE ♪ 269 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,362 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 270 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:02,233 ♪ BYE-BYE ♪ 271 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,936 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 272 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,506 ♪ BYE-BYE ♪♪ 273 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,844 ♪♪ 274 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,846 HOW SOON, JOHNNY? WHAT? 275 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,583 I SAID HOW SOO... OH! 276 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,252 I'M SORRY. I'M MEAN, UH, HOW SOON? 277 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,599 JUST KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, BAILEY. A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 278 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,124 - HEY, WE READY? - YES. WHERE'S MR. CARLSON? 279 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,361 IN HIS OFFICE, I GUESS. OKAY, THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. 280 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,997 ALL RIGHT. MOVE OVER, STEVIE WONDER. MAKE ROOM FOR THE 'TRAP. 281 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,867 ♪♪ 282 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,372 WE'LL BE PUMPING IT RIGHT ON THROUGH TO "HEART OF GLASS" FROM BLONDIE IN A MOMENT. 283 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,475 BUT FIRST, DIG THESE VERY IMPORTANT WORDS. 284 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,879 FERRYMAN MEMORIAL PARK OFFERS YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES... 285 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,681 COMPLETE FUNERAL SERVICES AT A REASONABLE PRICE. 286 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,584 ♪ HEY, YOU'RE YOUNG AND SWINGIN' ♪ 287 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,222 ♪ NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT TOMORROW ♪ 288 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,103 ♪ WITH THE PLAN ♪ 289 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,839 ♪ FERRYMAN, FERRYMAN ♪ 290 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:18,643 ♪ HE'S THE MORTICIAN MAN WHO LOVES YOU ♪ 291 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,645 ♪ A LOT ♪♪ 292 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:26,617 OH, VENUS, CONGRATULATIONS FOR A FINE, FINE COMPOSITION. SHH! 293 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:30,821 THANKS. MY BEST WORK TO DATE. ♪♪ 294 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:36,094 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA GET MY DOG OUT OF THE POUND, 295 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:40,030 AND MAYBE BUY A SET OF DRAPES. 296 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,601 YOU WERE WONDERFUL. I KNOW, HERB. 297 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,403 HEY, MR. CARLSON. SIR, DID YOU HEAR IT? 298 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,406 YEAH, I SURE DID. GOOD, WASN'T IT? 299 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,108 I'M AMAZED THAT YOU CAN ALL SING SO WELL TOGETHER. 300 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,678 YOU SHOULD BE COMMENDED FOR THE FINE JOB THAT YOU DID. 301 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,387 HEY, CAN I SEE YOU FOR A SECOND, ANDY? WELL, SURE THING. 302 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,719 THEY HAVE GONE TO TALK ABOUT RAISES. 303 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,327 SOMETHING'S WRONG. WHAT, IS FERRYMAN UPSET? 304 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,764 WELL, I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD WORD FOR IT. HE'S, UH... HE'S VERY UPSET. 305 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,433 - WELL, WHY? WHAT DOES HE WANT? - SIT DOWN, ANDY. 306 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,902 I'VE TOLD YOU I WANTED THIS RADIO STATION TO MAKE MONEY. 307 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,716 OF COURSE, I'VE BEEN ON YOUR BACK ABOUT THAT PRACTICALLY ALL THE TIME. 308 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,486 - WELL, WHY IS HE UPSET? - THIS FERRYMAN ACCOUNT IS THE BIGGEST THING... 309 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,443 THAT'S COME IN TO THIS STATION IN YEARS. 310 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,445 I'VE DREAMED. I MEAN THAT. 311 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:31,382 I'VE LITERALLY DREAMED, WAITING FOR SOMEBODY WITH THAT MUCH CASH TO COME TO US. 312 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,062 DON'T WORRY. IF FERRYMAN'S UPSET, WE'RE GONNA STRAIGHTEN THIS WHOLE THING OUT. 313 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,889 ANDY, ANDY, LISTEN. I WANT YOU TO KNOW I REALLY LIKE THE SONG. 314 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,392 I THINK THE JOB THAT EVERYBODY DID ON THAT THING WAS MARVELOUS. 315 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:47,232 BUT, WELL, FRANKLY, WHERE I COME FROM, THAT COMMERCIAL'S IN BAD TASTE. 316 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,267 - WHAT? - YEAH. 317 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,638 A FUNERAL PARLOR TALKING ABOUT VOLUME BUSINESS. 318 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:58,209 G-GROUP RATES? CREDIT CARDS? "ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA BUY IT." 319 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,048 WE-WE-WE GOTTA TAKE A STANCE. DON'T WE? 320 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,184 I MEAN, REGARDLESS OF THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED. 321 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,088 HUH? LOOK, I WANNA BE A WINNER AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY. 322 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:14,826 HUH. I'D LIKE TO HAVE THE PEOPLE IN RADIO IN THIS TOWN RESPECT US FOR WHAT WE DO. 323 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:18,529 WHAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO IS BE ABLE TO BUY MY WIFE A FUR COAT... 324 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:23,434 AND MAYBE TAKE HER ON ONE OF THOSE SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, LITTLE VACATIONS. 325 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,837 YEAH, BUT I DON'T... MR. CARLSON. 326 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,106 YOU RESIGNED THE ACCOUNT, DIDN'T YOU? 327 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,275 I DID, YEAH. 328 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,611 OH, MR. CARLSON. 329 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,317 - GOOD MORNING, MR. CARLSON. - GOOD MORNING. 330 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,821 I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 331 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:47,291 THIS IS A CHECK FOR THE FIRST MONTH IN ADVANCE... 332 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:49,627 $18,000. 333 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,431 NOW LET ME SEE YOU RESIGN THE ACCOUNT. 334 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:03,174 WE, UH... WE RESPECTFULLY RESIGN, MR. FERRYMAN. 335 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,444 C-CAN I HOLD THAT THING FOR A MINUTE? 336 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,747 OF COURSE. 337 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,715 IT'S HEAVY. 338 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,585 MR. FERRYMAN, HOW'S IT GOING? 339 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,256 OH, HELLO, HAL. UH, HERB. LET'S HAVE LUNCH. 340 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,226 YOUR MR. CARLSON HAS JUST RESIGNED MY ACCOUNT. 341 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:26,197 - WHAT? - UH, THAT'S RIGHT. HERE, MR. FERRYMAN. 342 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:29,867 W-WAIT A MINUTE. 18,000... 343 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,872 NOW, LOOK. WE'RE GONNA CASH THIS, 344 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,318 AND I'M GONNA HAVE IT STUFFED AND PLACED OVER MY MANTEL. 345 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,555 LOOK, MR. FERRYMAN, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. WE NEED YOUR BUSINESS. 346 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,747 OH... OH, SO TERRIBLY. LOOK, DON'T FORGET LUNCH. 347 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:45,783 - WILL YOU STOP IT? - NO, I WON'T STOP IT. 348 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,319 THEN YOU'RE FIRED. 349 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:54,125 I JUST MADE THE BIGGEST SALE IN MY LIFE. 350 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,929 IF YOU FIRE ME, I'LL BLOW UP THIS WHOLE BUILDING AND EVERYBODY IN IT. 351 00:19:57,998 --> 00:20:00,665 EXCEPT YOU, MR. FERRYMAN. GOD LOVE YOU. 352 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,403 MR. FERRYMAN, HERE, PLEASE. TAKE YOUR CHECK. 353 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,405 TAKE IT. 354 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,408 WE WISH YOU THE VERY BEST, BUT, UH, SIR, WE ARE... WE'RE OUT. 355 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,410 THANKS, ANDY. 356 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:17,148 WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 357 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,519 JUST, UH, GIVE ME MY JINGLE, AND I'LL BE ON MY MERRY WAY. 358 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,589 OH, NO. UH-UH. YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT JINGLE. 359 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,102 IT'S NOT YOURS. IT'S OURS. AND... WE'RE GONNA BURN IT. 360 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:31,696 - I'LL SUE. - OH, FINE. THE WAY THE COURTS ARE WORKING TODAY, 361 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:35,133 WE'LL PROBABLY BE, UH, CUSTOMERS OF YOURS BEFORE IT GETS TO TRIAL. 362 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,503 MY LAWYER WILL CONTACT YOUR LAWYER. 363 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,611 SIR, WE CAN'T AFFORD LAWYERS, SO WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR LAWYER CONTACT HERB? 364 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,212 WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. 365 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:52,916 SIR, I'VE BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT ONE THING. 366 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,931 THERE'S A LOT OF ROCK-AND-ROLL STATIONS IN CINCINNATI. WHY'D YOU PICK OURS? 367 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,222 I CHECKED AROUND. 368 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:02,559 I FIGURED THIS STATION WAS JUST BAD ENOUGH OFF TO TAKE MY BUSINESS. 369 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,862 THANKS. 370 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,733 NOW I'LL HAVE TO FIND A STATION WITH EVEN LOWER RATINGS THAN YOURS. 371 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,802 YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK! 372 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:19,043 MEN, THERE GOES THE BIGGEST CHUNK OF BUSINESS THAT EVER WALKED IN TO WKRP. 373 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,545 AH. 374 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,083 I LIKE YOUR STYLE. 375 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,653 OH, AND, HERB? HMM? 376 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:31,122 YOU'RE A GUTSY GUY TOO. 377 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,126 THANKS. 378 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,763 WELL, BIG GUY, UH, AM I FIRED? 379 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:49,073 NO. I DON'T THINK WE COULD GET ALONG WITHOUT YOU, HERB. 380 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,511 THANKS. 381 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,817 I WANNA GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. 382 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:03,821 WE HAD THE ACCOUNT, AND I WAS FIRED. 383 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,824 AND THEN WE LOST IT, AND I WAS REHIRED. 384 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,660 THAT'S RIGHT. 385 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,562 OKAY, FINE. 386 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,565 I JUST WANNA GET STRAIGHT HOW THINGS RUN AROUND HERE. 387 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,967 - HERB! - YES, SIR. 388 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,537 UH, LET'S GO TO LUNCH PRETTY SOON. 389 00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:23,741 - YOU MEAN IT? - YEAH. 390 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:27,211 BIG GUY. AH... NO KISSING, HERB! 391 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,460 HEY? I DID IT. 392 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,363 I FINALLY LANDED THE MORRISON TIRE COMPANY ACCOUNT. 393 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:49,366 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? I'M A SALESMAN. 394 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:51,647 WILLY LOMAN HAS NOTHIN' ON ME. 395 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,538 LISTEN TO THIS. ♪♪ 396 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,875 ♪ HEY, YOU'RE YOUNG AND SWINGIN' ♪ 397 00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:00,911 ♪ NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT TOMORROW ♪ 398 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,181 ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T NO USE IN DENYIN' IT ♪ 399 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,685 ♪ ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A FLAT ♪ 400 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:11,288 ♪ SO PLAN TODAY FOR A MORRISON ♪ 401 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:15,093 ♪ TOMORROW ♪ 402 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,728 ♪ MORRISON, MORRISON ♪ 403 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:21,765 ♪ HE'S THE MAN WITH THE JACK THE MAN WITH THE PLAN ♪ 404 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,568 ♪ MORRISON, MORRISON ♪ 405 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:28,506 ♪ HE'S THE TIRE-MAKIN' MAN WHO LOVES YOU ♪ 406 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,541 ♪ A LOT ♪ HEY! 407 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,444 - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ - HEY! 408 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:36,314 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 409 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:39,783 ♪ BYE-BYE ♪ 410 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,786 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪♪ 411 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,956 ♪♪ 412 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:52,964 ♪♪ 413 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:03,040 ♪♪ 414 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,557 ♪♪ 32040

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