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HI. HI.

HI. HI.

BYE. BYE.

BOY, THINGS ARE SURE TENSE AROUND HERE SINCE JOHNNY LEFT. YEAH.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS JIVE.

I MEAN, I CAN ALWAYS QUIT, AND I WILL TOO.

I CAN'T WORK MY SHOW EVERY NIGHT, THEN WORK THE MORNING SHIFT.

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.

HEY, VENUS, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

ANDY BETTER FIND SOMEBODY ELSE QUICK. YOU UNDERSTAND? NO.

I'M TALKIN' SERIOUS BUSINESS, MAN. I'LL LOOK INTO IT FOR YOU. OKAY.

MORNING, BARNUM.

- IT'S BAILEY. - BAILEY. RIGHT. WELL, HEY...

HONEST MISTAKE... ANYONE COULD MAKE IT. WHOA.

HI, BEAUTIFUL. YOU GET THE CHAMPAGNE I SENT YOU?

I RETURNED IT TO YOUR OFFICE. YOU RETURNED IT? WHY?

MURRAY, WE DO NOT ACCEPT GIFTS FROM RECORD COMPANY REPRESENTATIVES.

ESPECIALLY, DOMESTIC CHAMPAGNE.

OH, I SEE.

YEAH. WELL, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BRIBE. SEE, IT WAS JUST FRIENDSHIP.

I'D NEVER ASK FOR ANY FAVORS. UH, I JUST WANNA KNOW ONE THING.

WHAT? WHY DOESN'T THE STATION PLAY MY RECORDS?

DON'T KNOW. DON'T CARE.

YOU KNOW, UH, MY BOSS AT ONSLAUGHT RECORDS, UH, DOESN'T LIKE THIS.

I COULD LOSE MY JOB. YOU KNOW, JENNIFER, IT'S NOT REALLY FOR ME. IT'S FOR MOM.

SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. BEEN KIND OF SICK. BUNIONS ON HER FEET AND BAD DENTAL WORK.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT THE BILLS ARE STARTING TO PILE UP.

TOO BAD. HEY, WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE AROUND HERE?

JOHNNY QUIT. JOHNNY FEVER?

YES, HE TOOK A JOB WITH A STATION IN L.A.

OH, WOW. THAT'S TOO BAD. WHO'S TAKING HIS PLACE?

I DON'T KNOW. ANDY'S BEEN INTERVIEWING PEOPLE ALL WEEK.

YEAH? HAS HE FOUND ANYONE YET? NOPE.

HMM. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, JENNIFER.

YEAH, I'D LIKE TO HELP THIS STATION. SO WHAT IF THEY DON'T PLAY MY RECORDS.

JENNIFER, THIS'LL BE THE BIGGEST FAVOR I'VE EVER DONE FOR ANYONE.

HAVE I GOT A DEEJAY FOR YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪

♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪

♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪

HEY, ANDY!

MASON NOBEL. HEY, GLAD TO SEE YA.

EH, GLAD TO BE SEEN BY YOU.

GLAD TO BE GLAD. HEY.

UH, MASON, LET ME START BY SAYING... UH, YOU WANT ME TO SIT?

OH, HEY, THAT'S GREAT. WOW, GREAT. THANKS A LOT.

OH. GREAT SEAT. MMM.

GREAT STATION. GREAT TO BE ALIVE. HEY.

SO YOU'RE THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR, RIGHT? RIGHT. THAT'S GREAT.

I GET ALONG GREAT WITH PROGRAM DIRECTORS. THERE WAS THIS GUY ONCE...

WHO KILLED SEVEN PEOPLE.

I STILL GOT ALONG WITH HIM. I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT.

- UH, MAY I SAY SOMETHING? - OH, HEY, YOU BETCHA, ANDY.

TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF, ABOUT THE STATION. YEAH.

MASON, I WANNA START BY SAYING THAT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IN A NEW MORNING MAN...

- IS, UH, INDIVIDUALITY. - OH, HEY. MR. INDIVIDUALITY, THAT'S ME, ANDY.

I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS NOT JUST UNIQUE BUT DIFFERENT, SEE?

REALLY. FOR EXAMPLE, UH, EH...

THIS IS MASON NOBEL HERE WITH THE SOUNDS THAT ABOUND...

AND SOMETIMES ASTOUND.

AND IT'S ALL PLANNED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. HEY.

THAT'S NICE. YEAH. ISN'T IT GREAT?

YEAH, IT ALMOST RHYMES, ANDY. YEAH...

- IT IS ANDY, RIGHT? - I... YEAH.

YEAH. HEY. WELL... LISTEN, HERE'S MY, UH... MY AUDITION TAPE, ANDY.

I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET A KICK OUT OF THIS ONE.

- OKAY, MASON, I'LL GIVE IT A LISTEN TO. - OKAY, THIS IS GREAT. UH, HEY.

LET'S GO GRAB SOME LUNCH. WHAT DO YOU SAY? I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,

BUT I AM KIND OF BUSY, AND IT'S ONLY 9:30 IN THE MORNING. OH.

RIGHT. HEY.

WELL, LET ME JUST GO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

THIS IS MASON NOBEL HERE. YOUR MID-MORNING HOST SAYING...

TH-THAT'S ALL... FOR NOW.

- THAT ALMOST RHYMES. - YEAH, ISN'T IT GREAT? IT'S GREAT.

- ANDY, BABY, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. - OH, MURRAY. NO, NO.

- NOT NOW, MURRAY. LOOK, I'M INTERVIEWING. - I KNOW. I KNOW.

I FOUND YOUR GUY. LOOK, THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN THE LOBBY AHEAD OF YOU.

SEND 'EM HOME, PAL. YOUR SEARCH IS OVER. JUST THIS ONCE, TRUST ME.

OKAY, MURRAY. THREE MINUTES, MURRAY. IT'S ALL I'LL NEED, BUDDY BOY.

COME ON IN HERE.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW RATINGS BOOSTER, MR. DOUG WINNER.

COURTESY OF ME, MURRAY GRESSLER, ONSLAUGHT RECORDS. NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

THAT'S THE WAY WE WORK.

WELL, HI, DOUG. SHAKE HANDS.

HELLO, ANDY. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. ISN'T HE A BEAUTIFUL GUY?

NO ZITS, NOTHIN'. WHAT A MORNING MAN.

MURRAY... SIT DOWN.

SO, LISTEN, DOUG. HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN THE BUSINESS?

HE'S BEEN IN IT SEVEN YEARS. HE'S OUT OF WORK NOW, BUT, HEY, FORGET I SAID THAT.

IN FACT, WHAT AM I SAYIN', HUH?

I QUIT TO GET MY MASTER'S, BUT I'VE DECIDED TO GET BACK IN ACTION.

- SEE THAT? A COLLEGE BOY. - YOU GOT A TAPE?

YOU GOT A TAPE? I KNEW IT. SHOW IT TO HIM.

UH, MURRAY, I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR MYSELF.

SURE YOU CAN, KID. THAT'S WHY GOD GAVE YOU A TONGUE. I'M JUST HERE TO OBSERVE, RIGHT?

I GOT A TAPE RIGHT HERE. YEAH. LOOK, IT'S COME IN A BOX AND EVERYTHING.

MURRAY, WAIT IN THE HALL. WHAT?

RIGHT.

- MURRAY! - WHAT?

- NOW SHUT THE DOOR. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO TELL ME THESE THINGS.

SOUNDS GOOD. SO, HOW DID IT GO? YOU CAN TELL ME, RIGHT?

NO THANKS TO YOU, I THINK WE'VE FOUND...

OUR NEW MORNING MAN. THANKS AGAIN, ANDY. I APPRECIATE IT.

YOU BETCHA. LET'S GO... DON'T FORGET WHO PUT THIS DEAL TOGETHER.

MURRAY GRESSLER, ONSLAUGHT... WHERE YOU GOIN'?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. HOW'D THIS GET UP HERE?

AIN'T THAT FUNNY? WE CAN'T HAVE THIS.

YOU DON'T EVEN GET THESE IN JAPAN ANYMORE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

♪ WKRP, CINCINNATI ♪

THIS IS DOUG WINNER AT 9:25 IN THE QUEEN CITY.

AND NOW HERE'S A SONG THAT IS GOING RIGHT TO THE TOP.

"NOWHERE BAND" BY THE SOUNDTASTICS. YEAH.

♪ EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE DON'T NOBODY GO NOWHERE ♪

♪ GET ON THE BUS TRAVEL WITH THE NOWHERE BAND ♪

- HI. - HELLO. I'M LES NESSMAN,

DIRECTOR OF NEWS, SPORTS, WEATHER,

TRAFFIC... AND FARM REPORTS.

I KNOW. UH, WE MET A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.

YES.

NOW I PUT MY THINGS OVER HERE.

THESE ARE MY CARTS, AND THESE ARE MY TEAR SHEETS.

NEVER TOUCH MY TEAR SHEETS.

YOU CAN TOUCH MY CARTS BUT NEVER MY TEAR SHEETS.

AN ORGANIZED NEWSROOM IS A RELIABLE NEWSROOM. RIGHT, LES.

MUSIC'S FUN,

BUT NEWS TOUCHES ALL OUR LIVES.

YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOES. I AGREE WITH YOU.

YOU DO?

DIDN'T YOU WIN THE BUCKEYE NEWSHAWK AWARD LAST YEAR?

YOU MIGHT WORK OUT AFTER ALL, DOUG.

OUT OF THE WAY, LES. DOUG, TARLEK HERE.

- I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT. - I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.

YEAH? WELL, DON'T BELIEVE ALL THAT JUNK.

NO, IT WAS ALL GOOD.

OH, YEAH? WHO WAS IT YOU WERE TALKIN' TO?

A LOT OF PEOPLE.

GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD, DOUG. THANKS, HERB.

- HEY, I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS COMING IN. - OUR PLEASURE.

OH, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I COME TO YOU FOR ADVICE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

CERTAINLY NOT, DOUG.

AND YOU CAN TOUCH MY TEAR SHEETS IF YOU WANT TO.

♪ TRAVEL WITH THE NOWHERE BAND ♪♪

LOOK, THE GUY'S ONLY BEEN HERE FIVE DAYS,

AND THE TWO OF YOU HAVE HARDLY EVEN SPOKEN TO HIM.

- NOW, WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? - HEY, I'VE TALKED TO HIM.

YOU'VE TALKED WITH HIM? YOU TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM? YOU TRY TO HELP HIM OUT?

- NOT EXACTLY. - BAILEY, HOW ABOUT YOU?

YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO TALK TO STRANGERS.

OH, COME ON. HE'S NO STRANGER.

WELL, HE'S NOT JOHNNY EITHER.

NO, HE'S NOT JOHNNY. HE IS DOUG.

COME ON. YOU TWO OUGHT TO GIVE HIM A BREAK.

LOOK, JOHNNY IS GONE, AND THERE'S NOT A DARNED THING THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, ANDY. BUT, I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S...

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY. YOU KNOW, HE...

I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT, BUT HE'S SO... SO WHITE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. TRAVIS.

GOSH DARN IT, I LIKE THAT NEW GUY. ME TOO.

- YOU MADE A GREAT CHOICE. - YOU TWO GUYS LIKE HIM?

YEAH! SURE DO.

SEE, ANDY? THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM.

THE POINT IS, DOUG'S GONNA BE AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.

COME ON. LET'S MAKE HIM PART OF THE TEAM.

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

DO IT.

TA-DA!

MIND IF I COME IN?

DR. FEVER!

HEY, MAN!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' BACK HERE, MAN? I'M LOOKIN' FOR A JOB.

UH, YEAH, UH...

LOOK, JOHNNY. I JUST FILLED YOUR, UH, TIME SLOT.

WELL, I FIGURED, UH...

YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE?

HOW ABOUT MOSS STEIGER'S SPOT? WHAT HAPPENED TO MOSS?

WELL, HE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AGAIN.

THIS TIME HE GOT INTO A CLOSET WITH A HIBACHI...

AND TRIED TO ASPHYXIATE HIMSELF. MY GOD.

JOHNNY, I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT,

BUT DO YOU MIND SITTING IN FOR MOSS?

I'D LOVE TO SIT IN FOR HIM.

IN THAT CASE, MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE GOT IT.

AND WELCOME BACK TO YOU. SIT DOWN. COME ON.

TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR L.A. JOB?

DID YOU SAY "BOOGER" ON THE AIR AGAIN?

NO. YOU CAN SAY THAT ON THE AIR OUT THERE NOW.

BUT YOU CAN'T SAY...

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♪♪

OOH.

ALL RIGHT. IT'S 5:27 IN THE MORNING...

ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI.

I'M YOU'RE NEW HOST FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6:00 A.M.

MY NAME IS HEAVY EARLY.

AND IT IS.

AND I'M HERE WITH MUSIC...

MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO...

DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO...

THAN TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT...

LISTENING TO MUSIC...

WITH ME TALKING OCCASIONALLY...

IN BETWEEN THE RECORDS,

WHICH BREAK UP THE MONOTONY...

OF ME TALKING ENDLESSLY...

ON AND ON AND ON... ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI,

WHERE IT'S 5...

28...

AND TIME FOR THIS FASCINATING MESSAGE.

WE'RE HAPPY LITTLE WORMS ♪

♪ WE LOVE TO FISH WITH YOU ♪

♪ WE CATCH THE BIG ONES EVERY TIME BECAUSE WE'RE HOOKED ON YOU ♪

♪ RED WIGGLERS THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪♪

REMEMBER, RED WIGGLERS, THE CADILLAC OF WORMS.

THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN FINE WORM SHOPS EVERYWHERE.

AND... IT'S COMIN' UP ON... ♪♪

5:29 IN CINCINNATI. THIS IS THE MIGHTY KRP.

I'M HEAVY EARLY ASKING THE QUESTION...

THAT ALL LATE-NIGHT DISC JOCKEYS ASK...

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

♪♪

MORNING.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M, UH, DOUG WINNER. I'M THE NEW MORNING MAN.

OH, I'M, UH... I'M HEAVY EARLY.

I USED TO BE DR. JOHNNY FEVER.

OH! YOU'RE THE DOCTOR!

WELL, THIS IS AN HONOR.

WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE BACK, I THOUGHT THEY'D JUST THROW ME RIGHT OUT.

AW, NO. THEY DON'T WORK THAT WAY AROUND HERE, UH, DOUG?

YEAH. OH, LISTEN. I'M REALLY SORRY I GOT YOUR JOB.

I QUIT. IT'S MY OWN FAULT.

LISTEN, CAN I GET YOU SOME COFFEE? NO, I'LL MAKE SOME.

NO, NO. I'LL MAKE IT. I'LL MAKE IT, OKAY?

YOU JUST STAY HERE, RELAX, UH, GET ORGANIZED. OKAY. THANKS, JOHNNY.

YEAH. I'M GONNA PLAY THE WHOLE SIDE, SO DON'T WORRY. RIGHT.

MURRAY, THIS IS WINNER.

I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS, MAN. WE MADE A DEAL.

AND I'D BETTER SEE YOU UP HERE SOMETIME TODAY, OR YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

EXCUSE ME. WHY DID I JUST LEAVE?

- COFFEE. - RIGHT.

GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART.

DO YOU STILL RESPECT ME?

YOU KNOW I DO.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYONE ELSE.

YOU KNOW THAT.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE ALREADY.

ACCIDENTS, BOTH OF 'EM.

HEY!

COME ON. WAKE UP, JOHNNY. YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

- I'VE GOT A MEETING WITH SOME CLIENTS. - YEAH. OKAY.

- I'LL GO TO MY APARTMENT. - YOU DON'T HAVE AN APARTMENT ANYMORE.

RIGHT. I'LL... I'LL GO FIND ONE.

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♪ EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE DON'T NOBODY GO NOWHERE ♪

♪ GET ON THE BUS TRAVEL WITH THE NOWHERE BAND ♪

♪ ATLANTA NEXT STOP CINCINNATI ♪

♪ COME ON, STOP I'M GETTIN' BATTY... ♪♪

WELL, HOW'S IT GOIN', PAL? I, UH, CAME RIGHT DOWN. GOOD.

YOU OWE ME. YEAH, I KNOW. LOOK, I, UH, BROUGHT SOME RECORDS DOWN...

I'D LIKE YOU TO GIVE A LISTEN TO AND, UH... SWELL.

THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THIS RECORD JACKET, UH, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

COMPLIMENTS OF ONSLAUGHT.

YOU KNOW, UH, I WAS TALKIN' TO THE BOYS LAST NIGHT ON THE COAST. UH...

THEY SAY THEY LOVE YOU. THEY SAY A MILLION KISSES.

THEY SAY THANKS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR HEARTS TO A WONDERFUL GUY.

SAMMY DAVIS COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT MORE BEAUTIFULLY, HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YEAH, THAT'S NICE. I GOT TO GET BACK ON THE AIR.

YEAH, RIGHT, UH... AND, UH...

HEY, BIG "NOWHERE BAND" GOOD-BYE, OKAY? MURRAY, I GOT TO GO.

YEAH, SURE YOU DO. GO GET 'EM, SWEETHEART.

♪ WHO YOU KNOW BACK ON THE BUS, TRAVEL WITH THE NOWHERE BAND ♪♪

THAT WAS "NOWHERE BAND" BY THE SOUNDTASTICS.

AND NOW LET'S GIVE A LITTLE LISTEN... ♪♪

HEY, JOHNNY. YOU STILL HERE?

YEAH, I WAS RACKED OUT IN THE BACK. AH, GOOD.

- YEAH, IN THE STOREROOM. - HEY, NO KIDDING.

YEAH.

WHAT'S THIS, SOME NEW RELEASES FROM ONSLAUGHT? YEAH, I THINK SO.

HEY-HEY, DON'T TOUCH THEM. WHY NOT?

JUST PUT 'EM DOWN. WHAT ARE YOU GETTING EDGY ABOUT?

JUST PUT 'EM DOWN, WILL YOU? WHAT'S THIS?

IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU. A LITTLE PRESENT HERE FROM MURRAY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. A LITTLE NOSE CANDY.

WHATEVER THAT IS, IT'S NOT MINE.

DON'T JIVE ME, OKAY? IT'S NOT MINE, WHATEVER IT IS.

IT'S COCAINE.

I WOULDN'T KNOW. HEY, MAN, LOOK.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR LIFE,

BUT MURRAY IS TROUBLE AND THIS IS A FELONY.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, MAN? I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THAT STUFF BEFORE!

IT'S PAYOLA, MAN. IT COULD COST THE STATION ITS LICENSE.

OH, SO I SUPPOSE YOU'LL TRY AND USE THIS TO GET YOUR OLD JOB BACK, HUH?

YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE IT REAL TEMPTING.

OH, GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN. YOU TWO GETTING ACQUAINTED?

OH, YEAH. SURE ARE, MR. CARLSON.

WHAT... WHAT'S THAT? THIS, UH...

YOU TELL HIM. YOU'RE DYING TO.

IT'S, UH, FOOT POWDER, MR. CARLSON.

NO KIDDING. LET... WELL, LET ME SEE IT.

FOOT POWDER, HUH?

WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH HERE.

WELL, IT'S, UH, REALLY POTENT, YOU KNOW?

LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY. YOU CAN'T GET THIS STUFF IN THE STORES.

IS THAT RIGHT? HEY, LISTEN. I GOT THIS PROBLEM.

I'VE BEEN BUYING THESE ODOR-EATERS.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LAST ABOUT THREE MONTHS. MM-HMM.

THESE SUCKERS TURN ON ME IN ABOUT 15 DAYS.

CAN I BORROW SOME OF THIS?

TO PUT ON YOUR FEET?

WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND. SURE, GO AHEAD.

USE WHATEVER YOU NEED. IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, DOUGIE?

WHA... OH... YEAH. YEAH. SURE.

OH, THANKS. APPRECIATE THAT.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS STUFF WILL WORK?

OH, SURE. UH...

ACTUALLY, THIS IS WHERE THE CONCEPT OF HAPPY FEET ORIGINATED.

THAT WAS $600 WORTH OF COKE!

TOUGH LUCK.

HEY-HEY... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO WITH IT?

CARLSON'S NO FOOL, MAN. HE'S GONNA PUT IT ON HIS FEET.

♪♪

OH, HI, TRAVIS. HOW'S IT GOIN'?

MR. CARLSON, I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIRE DOUG WINNER.

HOW COME?

WELL, SIR... LOOK, YOU KNOW, THAT I, UH...

I LET THE JOCKS PROGRAM SOME OF THEIR OWN STUFF. YEAH.

WELL, TWO DAYS AGO, I TOLD DOUG THAT HE SEEMED

TO BE GIVING A COUPLE OF SONGS TOO MUCH PLAY.

HE SAID, FINE. BUT HE DIDN'T STOP.

YOU DON'T THINK THAT KID'S ON THE TAKE, DO YOU? I'M PRETTY SURE.

I MADE A COUPLE OF CALLS, AND IT CHECKS OUT. OH.

WELL, WANTED TO SEE ME, ANDY?

YEAH, DOUG. YEAH. YEAH, I DO.

I WANT YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION FOR MR. CARLSON AND ME, WOULD YOU, PLEASE?

- SURE. - YOU TAKIN' PAYOLA?

OH, MAN. I KNEW IT.

- YOU KNEW WHAT? - THAT JOHNNY WOULD GO TO YOU.

SEE, IF YOU ASK ME. THE COKE IS HIS.

- I MEAN, I NEVER EVEN SAW THE STUFF BEFORE, ANDY. - COKE?

THAT'S RIGHT. AND I THINK JOHNNY GETS IT FROM SOME RECORD DISTRIBUTOR.

- I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE. - OH, HE DOES, DOES HE?

THAT'S RIGHT. I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT ANYWAY? YOU'RE A LIAR.

OH, COME ON NOW. EASE OFF, TRAVIS.

I HAVE A LITTLE COKE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

LOOK, JOHNNY NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT COCAINE. COCAINE?

BUT I THINK I CAN PUT ONE AND ONE TOGETHER.

- MR. CARLSON, I'M INNOCENT. - OF WHAT?

LOOK, IS MURRAY BEHIND THIS?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. I-I-I ACCEPTED A COUPLE OF SMALL GIFTS FROM HIM.

BUT, ANDY, EVERYBODY DOES IT. NO, THEY DON'T!

NO ONE AROUND HERE DOES. WELL, I SURE DON'T.

I WAS OFFERED ONE OF THOSE FOLDING TRAVEL ALARM CLOCKS ONCE. I TURNED THAT DOWN.

LOOK, PAL. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE. NOT IN FIVE MINUTES.

I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.

MR. CARLSON. I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO, SON.

OKAY. SURE.

SURE.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SMALL-TIMERS ANYWAY.

WHERE'S THE COKE? I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS CARLSON PUTS IT ON HIS FEET.

GOOD HEAVENS! I'VE LOST ALL THE FEELING IN MY LEFT LEG! NO, NO...

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, ANDY, I'M HOOKED!

NO YOU'RE NOT!

I GOT A MONKEY ON MY FOOT.

♪ RED WIGGLERS THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪

♪ WE'RE THE CADILLAC OF WORMS ♪♪

ALL RIGHT, CINCINNATI, SHAPE UP, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MORNING CHECKUP.

THE DOCTOR IS ON DUTY.

I HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM PERSONALLY SUPERVISING...

AN EXTENSIVE RESEARCH PROJECT...

INVOLVING WEST COAST VEGETABLE-WORSHIP CULTS.

AND THE CURE IS HERE, BABIES. ♪♪

THAT'S RIGHT. DR. JOHNNY FEVER IS HERE.

I'M ON CALL RIGHT HERE EVERY MORNING ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI!

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