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TURNING TO THE COMMODITIES,
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SLUGGISH HOGS STUMBLED
THROUGH CHICAGO MARKETS...
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WHILE CHICKENS TOOK A BATH
FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.
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ONCE AGAIN, TODAY'S MAJOR STORY.
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YOURS TRULY, YOUR OWN FARM
REPORTS DIRECTOR, LES NESSMAN,
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HAS BEEN NAMED THE WINNER OF
THE COVETED SILVER SOW AWARD.
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AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.
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[Male Announcer] MEN,
EVER STOP TO THINK...
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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DINING ALONE. NO
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN YOUR LIFE.
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ALWAYS THE INSIPID JERK WHO MAKES
OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO THROW UP...
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THE MOMENT YOU ENTER THE ROOM.
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WELL, RELAX.
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NINE OUT OF 10 TIMES,
THE PROBLEM IS SIMPLY...
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[Echoing] LOSS OF HAIR.
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AND NOW MR. MACHO
HAS THE ANSWER.
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NATURAL-LOOKING HAIRPIECES
THAT FEEL AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK...
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IN THE WIND... [Wind Whistling]
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IN THE JUNGLE...
[Animal Shrieks]
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IN THE SHOWER... [Water Running]
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OR WHEN YOU'RE WITH
THAT VERY SPECIAL GIRL.
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[Woman] WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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ONLY YOU AND MR. MACHO
WILL KNOW YOUR SECRET.
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SO, IN CINCINNATI,
DIAL 555-MCHO.
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THAT'S 555-MACHO.
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ASK FOR CLARENCE.
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CLARENCE.
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LES, YOU GOT DEAD
AIR. DEAD HAIR?
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THE WEATHER REPORT.
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WELL, IT'S CLOUDY TODAY, JOHNNY.
PRESENT TEMPERATURE'S ABOUT 57 DEGREES...
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TELL THEM.
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IT'S CLOUDY TODAY. PRESENT
TEMPERATURE IS 57 DEGREES.
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NOW BACK TO THE DR. JOHNNY
FEVER SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS.
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THANKS A LOT, LES.
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AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,
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CONGRATULATIONS ON
THAT PROUD PORK AWARD.
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THAT'S THE SILVER SOW,
JOHNNY. RIGHT YOU ARE, LES.
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AND, UH, CONGRATULATIONS
FROM ALL OF US HERE...
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AT THE MIGHTY WKRP.
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♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪
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♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪
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♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪
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♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪
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♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪
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♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪
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♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪
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♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪
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♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪
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♪♪ [Whistling]
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♪♪ [Whistling Continues]
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SAY, LES. UH-UH-UH!
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SORRY.
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- KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
- COME IN.
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I JUST WANTED TO CONGRATULATE
YOU ON THAT PIG THING.
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- THANK YOU.
- YOU DON'T SEEM
TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT.
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HERB,
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
THE AWARDS BANQUET WITH ME?
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I DON'T GO OUT WITH GUYS, LES.
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KIND OF A LITTLE RULE WITH ME.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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NOTHING, EXCEPT THAT I ALREADY HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT.
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HERB!
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LOOK.
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I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF
PUTTING THESE LINES HERE...
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TO INDICATE THE WALLS OF THE PRIVATE
OFFICE A NEWS DIRECTOR SHOULD HAVE.
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I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD
BE KIND ENOUGH TO OBSERVE THEM.
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GEEZ. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
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I DON'T KNOW, HERB.
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BOY, GUY GETS A GRAY HOG AWARD,
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AND HE SUDDENLY
GETS SNOOTY ON US.
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THE WET HEAD'S DEAD, HERB.
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HI, JENNIFER. I WAS
JUST, UH... HUH?
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OH, HEY. GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.
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LUCILLE HAS GONE TO VISIT
HER MOTHER FOR A WEEK.
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OH, THAT IS GOOD NEWS. I'M
SURE SHE'LL ENJOY THE REST.
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NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS IS OUR BIG CHANCE.
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I MEAN, MY WIFE'S OUT OF TOWN.
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NO ONE WOULD EVER
KNOW IF YOU AND I, UH... NO.
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WHY NOT? I HAVE A HEADACHE.
I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR.
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MY MOTHER'S IN
TOWN. I'M ENGAGED. OH.
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WHAT'S THIS? IT'S A MEMO.
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SEE? RIGHT THERE AT
THE TOP, IT SAYS "MEMO."
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WAIT, WAIT! WAIT
A MINUTE! HOLD ON.
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I CAN'T DO THIS. LISTEN TO THIS.
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"IN KEEPING WITH THE PRESIDENT'S
GUIDELINES TO CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES,
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THERE WILL BE NO MORE THREE-MARTINI
EXPENSE ACCOUNT LUNCHES AT WKRP."
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- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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YOU TRY TO SELL TIME ON THIS
RADIO STATION TO A SOBER CLIENT.
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IT CAN'T BE DONE.
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AND YOU CAN TELL MR. CARLSON
HE CAN STICK THIS MEMO...
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MORNING. ON THE BULLETIN
BOARD, RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS.
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GOOD MORNING, BIG GUY. HOW'S
IT GOING? N-NOT NOW, HERB.
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SURELY. [Clicking Heels]
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- YES?
- LES, THIS IS MR. CARLSON.
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JUST HEARD ABOUT YOUR
AWARD. UH, CONGRATULATIONS.
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THANK YOU, MR. CARLSON.
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HEY, JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE'RE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU.
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AND THE STATION'S GONNA PICK UP THE
TAB FOR THE BANQUET FOR YOU AND A DATE.
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THANK YOU, MR. CARLSON.
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ABOUT THIS MEMO...
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HOW CAN YOU CUT OUT BUSINESS
LUNCHES AND STILL PAY FOR PIG BANQUETS?
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LISTEN. YOU GET AN AWARD, AND
WE'LL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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COME ON, JENNIFER. I FEEL
ANOTHER MEMO COMING ON.
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MARK MY WORDS. YOU GET RID OF THE
BOOZE, YOU GET RID OF THE BUSINESS.
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IT'S STATION POLICY NOW, HERB,
AND IT'S OUR DUTY TO STAND BEHIND IT.
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"IT'S STATION POLICY NOW, HERB,
AND IT'S OUR DUTY TO STAND BEHIND IT."
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I BELIEVE IN
FOLLOWING RULES, HERB.
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GOOD. WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS?
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I AM A MEMBER OF THE BOY SCOUTS.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
HEY, LES. CONGRATULATIONS.
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OH, THANK YOU, ANDY. SURE.
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OH, ANDY, AS PROGRAM DIRECTOR,
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PERHAPS IT WOULD BE PROPER FOR YOU
TO ACCOMPANY ME TO THE AWARDS BANQUET.
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NO, GET A DATE, LES.
ENJOY YOURSELF.
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RIGHT. ENJOY MYSELF.
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WHO YOU GOT IN MIND, LES?
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I DON'T KNOW ANY WOMEN.
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WAIT. THERE'S MRS. ROMBAUER,
THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR.
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MAYBE SHE'D GO WITH ME. SHE'S
STARTING TO LOSE HER HAIR TOO.
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IT SOUNDS LIKE A PERFECT
MATCH. LEAVE LES ALONE, HERB.
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OH, HERB'S RIGHT, BAILEY. LOOK AT ME.
WHO WOULD GO OUT WITH A GUY LIKE ME?
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ALL RIGHT. COME ON NOW.
DON'T PUT YOURSELF DOWN.
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THAT'S THE FIRST
RULE IN GIRL-GETTING.
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RULE NUMBER TWO: DRESS SHARP.
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LOOK AT THIS BAGGY YOU GOT ON.
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AND A BOW TIE?
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IT SAYS, "HI. I'M
REMARKABLY DULL."
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NEW MEMO. OH, TERRIFIC.
WHAT'S THIS ONE ABOUT?
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GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S THREE PAGES LONG. I KNOW.
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THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN
THERE ABOUT VALLEY FORGE.
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DO WE GET THE DAY OFF? I
DON'T KNOW. IT NEVER SAYS.
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JENNIFER.
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- I THINK YOU CAN HELP US OUT.
- WHAT IS IT?
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WOULD YOU LET LES PRACTICE
ON YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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PRACTICE WHAT?
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HE NEEDS TO GET A
DATE FOR THE BANQUET
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TOMORROW NIGHT, AND
HE NEEDS A FEW POINTERS.
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THAT'S ALL. WHAT KIND?
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I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS, HERB.
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NOTHIN' TO IT. THIS
IS HOW YOU DO IT.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, BEAUTIFUL?
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HOW 'BOUT, UH, YOU AND ME
GETTING IT TOGETHER TONIGHT?
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YOU ONLY GO AROUND
ONCE IN LIFE, SO...
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WHY NOT GRAB A LITTLE GUSTO?
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I DON'T LIKE "LITTLE"
GUSTOS, HERB.
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YOU SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
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- SHE SAID NO, HERB.
- SHE ALWAYS SAYS NO.
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NOW, COME ON. IT'S THE
SCRIMMAGE, NOT THE GAME. COME ON.
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OKAY. YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT,
JENNIFER? ANYTHING TO HELP.
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WELL, YOU SEE, THERE'S THIS
BANQUET TOMORROW NIGHT, AND, UH,
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THIS EVENT IS
VERY SPECIAL TO ME.
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AND...
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE TO DO, MAYBE, UH,
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YOU AND I... MAYBE WE
COULD GO TOGETHER.
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I'D LOVE TO, LES.
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LOOK! THE GUY
NEEDS PRACTICE, NOW.
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COME ON. MAKE IT, UH,
TOUGH. MAKE IT REAL.
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- SHE SAID YES, HERB.
- AND WHEN THEY SAY YES,
THEY ALWAYS MEAN NO.
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- IT WORKS BOTH WAYS,
RIGHT, JENNIFER?
- NO.
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OH, GOOD GOD. SHE SAID NO.
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MIND IF I COME IN? GOOD.
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ABOUT THIS MEMO.
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO START
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PAYING FOR ALL THE COFFEE
WE DRINK AROUND HERE.
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- BIG GUY, CAN I
SEE YOU PRIVATELY?
- WHY?
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT THIS MEMO
BUSINESS. I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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UH, WOULD YOU TWO EXCUSE US?
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LISTEN. I'M TELLING YOU, FREE
COFFEE IS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT. JOHNNY.
JOHNNY, COME ON.
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I'LL BUY YOU A CUP OF
COFFEE. JUST LOOK IT UP!
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JUAN VALDEZ VERSUS
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!
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BIG GUY? YEAH?
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THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON AROUND
HERE I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
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OH? WELL, GO ON.
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SIT DOWN.
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SIR? OH!
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THERE'S A WORD FOR WHAT SOME OF
THE EMPLOYEES ARE DOING AROUND HERE.
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WHAT? FRATERNIZATION.
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[Whistles] MM-HMM.
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I FOUND IT PRETTY HARD
TO BELIEVE MYSELF AT FIRST.
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I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
WHAT THIS SORT OF THING CAN LEAD TO.
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OH, HECK, NO. GEE.
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WH-WHAT COULD IT LEAD TO, HERB?
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WELL, IT ALL STARTS
VERY INNOCENTLY, BIG GUY.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES
IT SO DANGEROUS.
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I MEAN, FIRST THERE'S A LITTLE
CONVERSATION AT THE WATER FOUNTAIN.
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WELL, UH... OR OVER COFFEE.
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AND THEN IT'S LUNCH.
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AND THE LUNCHES GET
LONGER AND LONGER,
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AND THE NEXT THING YOU
KNOW, SOMEBODY'S PREGNANT!
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PREGNANT?
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THAT'S WHY MOST OF
THE MAJOR CORPORATIONS
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HAVE RULES ABOUT EMPLOYEES
DATING ONE ANOTHER.
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WELL, UH, MAYBE WE OUGHTA HAVE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT AROUND HERE.
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YOU KNOW BETTER THAN I DO HOW
TO DEAL WITH THIS SORT OF THING.
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UH, R-RIGHT. YEAH. I MEAN, FIRST
YOU DROPPED THE DRESS CODE.
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THEN YOU TOOK
OUT THE TIME CLOCK.
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I SUPPOSE WHILE WE'RE BEING SO
LIBERAL ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING,
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WE MIGHT AS WELL LET THE EMPLOYEES
HAVE SEX WITH ONE ANOTHER... IN THE HALLS.
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M-MEMO. MEMO. UM...
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TWO-TO-ONE, HERB KILLS HIMSELF.
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NOW, I'M TALKIN' HEAD IN THE
OVEN, AND I'M GIVIN' SEVEN POINTS.
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- HI, ANDY.
- THERE HE IS... THE WHITE SUPER FLY!
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LISTEN, LES. I'VE TOLD YOU YOU
COULD GET A DATE, BUT JENNIFER!
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WHOO! I MEAN, THAT'S
THE SUPER BOWL, PAL.
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- WELL, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- I'VE GOT BUTTERFLIES.
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OH! NOW, COME ON NOW. LES,
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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I CAN H-HARDLY TALK.
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BE CALM, MY MAN. YOU GOTTA GET
TO KNOW YOUR INNER REALNESS.
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GOTTA BREATHE IN AND BREATHE
OUT AND CENTER YOURSELF.
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ALL RIGHT? BREATHE
IN. [Shaky Inhaling]
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OUT. [Shuddering Exhaling]
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00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,431
NOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
217
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WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF? THAT'S
JUST MY WARDROBE FOR TONIGHT.
218
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LET'S SEE IT. OH, LOOK OUT!
219
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OW! DISCO MANIA!
220
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JUST A COAT. LOOKS
VERY NICE, LES.
221
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- I SUPPOSE THEY WERE OUT
OF THE ORANGE ONES, HUH?
- WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
ALL RIGHT! AN ASCOT.
223
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GET DOWN, LESTER!
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NO.
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UH-OH.
226
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LESTER BOUGHT A LITTLE DOG.
227
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YOU OUGHTA HAVE THAT THING
SHOT BEFORE YOU WEAR IT, MAN.
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ALL RIGHT. LOOK, LES. THE
WIG IS FINE AND EVERYTHING.
229
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I DON'T PERSONALLY THINK YOU NEED
IT, BUT THAT'S YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
230
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YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, I WOULD
GET THAT THING SOME SHOTS.
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WHOO! UH-HUH. [Clears Throat]
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A MOMENT ALONE. ♪♪ [Whistling]
233
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UH, MR. CARLSON'S
MEMO FOR THE DAY.
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WHAT'S THIS ONE ABOUT,
WALKING ON THE FLOORS?
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READ IT.
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"NO EMPLOYEE FRATERNIZATION.
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NO DATING BETWEEN"...
WH-WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S A NEW RULE.
BUT THIS MEANS...
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IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING. YES, IT DOES.
240
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LES, MEMO OR NO MEMO,
241
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,410
I'LL BE READY TO
LEAVE WITH YOU AT 6:00.
242
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,991
BUT THIS IS STATION
POLICY, JENNIFER.
243
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LES, NEVER IN MY LIFE HAS
SOMEONE BROKEN A DATE WITH ME.
244
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I HEARD THAT.
245
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,893
I'M SORRY, JENNIFER.
246
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,245
HEY, LOOK, LES. I'D JUST FORGET
THIS WHOLE THING, YOU KNOW?
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00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,814
HELL, YES, MAN. WE'RE
TALKING HUMAN RIGHTS HERE.
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I DON'T LIKE TO MAKE ANY
TROUBLE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.
249
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LOOK, LES. I'M GONNA GET THIS THING
STRAIGHTENED OUT WITH CARLSON.
250
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,212
NOW, YOU'RE GONNA
SEE. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
251
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YEAH, SOMEBODY GET A
ROPE. HEY, BUT NO SHEETS.
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[Announcer] IN CINCINNATI,
MR. MACHO HAS THE ANSWER.
253
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NATURAL-LOOKING HAIRPIECES
THAT FEEL AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK...
254
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,726
IN THE WIND... [Wind Whistling]
255
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,795
IN THE JUNGLE...
[Animal Shrieks]
256
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,797
IN THE SHOWER... [Water Running]
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OR WHEN YOU'RE WITH
THAT VERY SPECIAL GIRL.
258
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:34,772
[Woman] WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! ONLY YOU
AND MR. MACHO WILL KNOW YOUR SECRET.
259
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,577
SO, IN CINCINNATI,
DIAL 555-MCHO.
260
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THAT'S 555-MACHO.
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[Chorus] ♪ WKRP ♪
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♪ CINCINNATI ♪♪
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♪♪ [Rock]
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[Man] ♪ YOU'RE TOO MUCH YEOW ♪
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♪ MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
266
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,036
♪ YOU'RE TOO MUCH ♪
♪ TOO MUCH ♪
267
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,406
♪ MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
268
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,212
♪ TOO MUCH ♪
269
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,581
♪ MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
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♪ OH, LISTEN NOW ♪
271
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♪ IT'S JUST THE WAY
THAT YOU MOVE IT ♪
272
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,124
♪ YOU KNOW YOU
GOT LOTS OF STYLE ♪
273
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,562
♪ AND THE WAY YOU
LOOK THROUGH ME ♪
274
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,631
♪ REALLY DRIVES ME WILD ♪
275
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,699
♪ YOU KNOW, I GOTTA SAY ♪
276
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,235
♪ YOU'RE TOO MUCH ♪
277
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,805
♪ MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
278
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,841
♪ YEAH, YOU'RE
LOOKIN' SO GOOD, YEAH ♪
279
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,610
♪ YOU'RE TOO MUCH ♪
280
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,946
♪ MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
281
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,183
♪ LISTEN NOW ♪
282
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♪ YOU'RE TOO MUCH ♪
283
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,989
♪ YOU'RE MUCH TOO MUCH ♪
284
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,725
♪ EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOU'RE TOO MUCH ♪♪
285
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,797
[All Arguing] WHY CAN'T I MAKE
AT LEAST ONE RULE THAT STICKS?
286
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,471
WHO IS THIS?
287
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,907
IT'S ME, MR. CARLSON.
LES NESSMAN!
288
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,177
GOOD GRAVY.
289
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,747
WOULD ALL OF YOU
PLEASE EXCUSE US?
290
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,936
I HAVE A BONE TO PICK
WITH MANAGEMENT.
291
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,918
YOU BET.
292
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,959
LES, HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND? MAYBE!
293
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,961
UH-OH.
294
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,934
I THINK HERB IS RIGHT. THIS
EMPLOYEE DATING IS VERY, VERY BAD.
295
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,237
SO IT WAS HERB.
296
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,306
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
297
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,342
WELL, IT WAS HIS SUGGESTION.
298
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,845
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
LISTENED TO HIM! WH-WHY NOT?
299
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,892
BECAUSE HE'S JUST JEALOUS...
300
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,716
BECAUSE JENNIFER AGREED
TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME.
301
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,020
OH.
302
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,468
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
THINK SHE'S JUST BEING KIND.
303
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,893
- SHE PROBABLY KNOWS
I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF WOMEN.
- I'M SORRY, LES.
304
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,529
I HAD A GIRLFRIEND
FOR A WHILE LAST YEAR,
305
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,878
BUT THEN SHE MOVED TO
ST. LOUIS TO FIND HERSELF.
306
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,871
IN ST. LOUIS? YES.
307
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:27,144
ANYWAY, I GUESS JENNIFER
JUST SORT OF TOOK PITY ON ME.
308
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,146
I CAN SEE THAT NOW.
309
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:33,884
AH, NO, LES. LOOK, I'M SURE
THAT SHE WANTS TO GO WITH YOU.
310
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,956
AH, COME ON. LES, YOU'RE
VERY... PERSONABLE.
311
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:42,894
- YOU JUST WONTHIS PINK PORKER THING.
- SILVER SOW.
312
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,863
WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THAT
BANQUET AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME?
313
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,432
I DON'T CARE ABOUT EMPLOYEE
DATING. WHAT THE HECK.
314
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,713
REALLY? OH, THANK
YOU, MR. CARLSON.
315
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,406
DARN THAT HERB. HEY!
316
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,508
UH, I-I'M SORRY, LES.
317
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,080
UH, JENNIFER, WOULD
YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE?
318
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,449
THANK YOU.
319
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:09,386
LISTEN, LES. I-I DON'T MIND
THIS FRATERNIZATION THING.
320
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:13,624
IT'S... JUST THAT I DON'T
WANT ANY SEX IN THE HALLS.
321
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,997
I'LL TRY TO BEHAVE
MYSELF, MR. CARLSON.
322
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,240
[Clears Throat] JENNIFER.
323
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,076
JUST... FORGET THE MEMO, OKAY?
324
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:37,281
AND YOU TWO JUST GO AND HAVE
A GOOD TIME AT THIS, UH, PIG BALL.
325
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,919
UH, BEFORE WE GO,
326
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:45,267
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
COULD... OH, YOU KNOW...
327
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,226
SLIP INTO A LITTLE
BOW TIE FOR ME.
328
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,295
OH, YES, OF COURSE,
JENNIFER. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
329
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,238
MORNING. OH, HI, JENNIFER.
330
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,042
OH, UH, HOW WAS
THE, UH, BANQUET?
331
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,044
IT WAS A LOT OF FUN.
332
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:10,881
EVERYONE JUST TALKED PIGS ALL
NIGHT, BUT I WAS REALLY PROUD OF LES.
333
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,184
YEAH.
334
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,053
WHAT'S HE LIKE ON A
DATE? VERY GALLANT.
335
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,934
LATER HE TOOK ME TO
THIS INTIMATE LITTLE PLACE,
336
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:23,127
AND I HAD A MARTINI, AND
LES HAD A HOT CHOCOLATE.
337
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:26,864
THEN HE TOOK ME HOME. OH, DID
HE, UH, GO UP TO YOUR APARTMENT?
338
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,711
WELL, I INVITED HIM, BUT
ON THE WAY UP THE STAIRS,
339
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,235
HIS KNEES SORT OF GAVE OUT.
340
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,830
BUT HE TOOK A RAIN CHECK. OH.
341
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,982
GOOD MORNING, LES. OH,
GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER.
342
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,721
OH. I TALKED TO HERB,
AND HE APOLOGIZED.
343
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,703
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M REAL
SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. BIG DEAL.
344
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,660
SEE?
345
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,863
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN BE
SO NICE TO HERB ALL THE TIME.
346
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,598
OH, HERB'S MY PAL. I'M HIS PAL.
347
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,350
FORGIVE AND FORGET...
THAT'S MY MOTTO. RIGHT, LES?
348
00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:05,374
RIGHT, HERB.
349
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,072
HERB? HMM?
350
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,809
REMEMBER ONCE TELLING ME THAT
YOU BET JENNIFER HAD A ROUND BED?
351
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,312
YEAH.
352
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,448
WELL, IT'S RECTANGULAR,
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S.
353
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,226
♪♪ [Rock]
354
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,567
♪♪ [Man Singing, Indistinct]
355
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:48,246
♪♪ [Continues]
356
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,823
♪♪ [Ends]
357
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,926
[Mews]
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