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- ♪ Tuca and Bertie, Tuca and Bertie ♪
- ♪ Bertie and Tuca ♪
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♪ And Tuca and Bertie,
Tuca and Bertie ♪
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♪ Tu-Tu-Tuca ♪
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- ♪ Tuca ♪
- ♪ And Bertie. ♪
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Vocalizing...
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(inhales)
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(Exhales)
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Good morning, sweety-tooks.
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(Gulps) Mmm!
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Thanks for the b-fast, b-friend.
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Oops, I got to run.
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I'm late.
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Have a good day at work.
Love you.
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(Smooching)
Love you!
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(Ducks quacking)
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- (Deep quack)
- If you look to your left,
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you'll see the majestic
goobleyheim museum.
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Built in 1919,
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the year people stopped
giving a (bleep)
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When (bleep) Was built.
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(laughs) Boring!
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Let's talk Tuca!
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- (Air horn sounding)
- (tourists cheering)
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To your right,
you'll see the remains
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of parakeet park,
where I used to give out
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- unsolicited haircuts.
- Tourists: Wow.
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Of course, that was before
tropical storm pantalones.
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I named her myself.
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Also, I will be giving
all of you haircuts later.
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- (Whoops)
- Yeah.
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Can I get bangs?
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You're all getting bangs.
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Consider this the bang boat.
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- (Tourists cheering)
- Yay! Bang boat!
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(Quacking)
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Ahoy! If you look yonder,
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you'll see the most interesting
place in bird town.
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My apartment building.
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- Tourists: Ooh!
- Yah, ducky, yah!
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- (Quacks)
- (car alarm sounding)
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Now we're gonna hang out with
my friend Bertie for a while.
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Uh, hi, everyone.
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Just getting
some work done here.
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You don't need to explain
yourself to them, Bertie.
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Oh, it's okay, I don't mind.
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I'm just listing my baking
business on the yack app.
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The one-stop shop
for telling businesses
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how much you love 'em.
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Ooh, I already got
my first yack review.
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Uh, let's see.
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Hmm, that's not really...
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Ooh, another one.
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Okay.
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Can you believe people used
to live like this?
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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Hey, everyone.
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I-I didn't know there would be
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a whole tour group in here.
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(Chuckling)
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I specifically told you not
to be around right now.
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Whoops, I just happen to be
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carrying this casserole dish.
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
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(laughter)
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No, don't laugh at that.
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Way too broad.
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I prefer my humor to be
much more sophisticated.
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(Farts, laughs)
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Ah, ready for my ribbon cutting?
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Yep, let's go.
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I know what happens
when a ribbon isn't cut
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before beginning construction.
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Ghosts happen, Bertie.
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Mean ones.
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[♪ ♪]
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this was the site
where I renovated my home.
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A real fixer-upper.
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But the flood washed
all that hard work away.
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(Groans)
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(Whispers):
Keep it together, speckle.
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(Exhales)
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Then I realized
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the thing
that needs fixing-upping
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is bird town.
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We've all seen
how the flood has exacerbated
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our city's housing crisis.
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Those tents are unsightly.
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We need to sweep these streets.
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Shut up, you rich nimby jerk.
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- What?
- Have some freakin' compassion.
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- (Phone rings)
- (stammers)
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What's that,
I'm getting a huge settlement
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from that time
a bus ran over my dingus?
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Put it all on stocks.
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Hey, those tents are unsightly!
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We need to sweep these streets.
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So I sold my land back
to the city.
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And they approved my bid
for an apartment complex
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dedicated to affordable housing.
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Because when life
gives you lemons,
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you take those lemons,
you dip them in brown sugar,
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sear them until caramelized,
you zest the rinds,
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and then serve them
as a garnish...
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(clears throat)
Or lemonade.
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You-you can make lemonade, too.
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I helped him write
that part of his speech.
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Wowza! What a scoop.
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[♪ ♪]
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snip, snip!
(laughs)
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(Crowd clapping)
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(Smooches)
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Speckle, that was great.
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Right? I can't believe it.
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And tomorrow night I'm being
honored at the architects' gala.
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And you're a gal-a who has-a
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sold the muffins-es-a.
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Well, only one.
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The rest got burnt
while I was figuring out
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if I'm a c corp or a b corp.
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Well, you're an a-plus corp
in my book.
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Speckle, I'm just excited
to be your plus-one.
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[♪ ♪]
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Tuca, I'm so excited
to be your plus-one!
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Really? It's just a work mixer,
but okay.
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I'm excited that you're excited
about this thing
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that I'm not that excited about.
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It's weird being employed
at one job for this long.
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I even had to take
a sexual harassment course.
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That's how I met figgy.
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Welcome to the sexual
harassment seminar.
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We'll be covering professional
boundaries in the workplace.
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I guess you're
my only attendee today.
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Yep.
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It's just you and me alone
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in this room,
discussing inappropriate,
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hr-forbidden
workplace behavior.
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(Both moaning)
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I want to climb up you
and eat all your fruit
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and build a (bleep) Tree house
in your head.
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- Ooh. Yeah.
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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I learned nothing, Bertie.
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- Nothing!
- Hot.
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Oh, a new yack review.
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Wait.
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Sweet beak sucks.
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I ordered a blueberry muffin,
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but the berries were purple.
One star!
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"Thank you for your feedback.
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Please call me at the following
number to discuss further."
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Blend with ice,
soda, no alcohol.
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Top with a twist from any fruit.
(chuckles)
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I'm easy.
And serve with a silly straw.
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Extra silly.
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There she is!
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Our terrific toucan!
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The pride of bird town tours.
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(laughing)
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Her tours make zero sense,
and the tourists love it.
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That's what I love
about this job.
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I keep doing it
Wilder and stupider,
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- but no one has fired me yet.
- Fire you?
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You're a keeper.
We're thinking promotion.
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A promotion already?
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Don't you want to wait to see
if I drown any tourists?
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Or teach your ducks jazz?
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Oh, tucy, tucy, tucy,
you drive a hard bargain.
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But, okay, we'll double it.
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- Two promotions.
- Huh?
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Come on, I-I gave you
my phone number minutes ago.
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- (Phone rings)
- Hello! Oh!
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I'm so glad you called
so I can explain
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how much I value
customers like you and...
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Automated voice: Congratulations,
you have won a great prize.
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(Groans)
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Bertie, good news.
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My boss just made the stupid
mistake of believing in me.
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Ha! Let's go pre-spend
all the money I'm gonna make
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before he definitely fires me.
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Ooh, I want a fun hat.
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[♪ ♪]
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(sighs)
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- Aah!
- ♪ What do you think ♪
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♪ Of my deluxe tux ♪
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♪ For the gala mañana? ♪
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Very handsome.
(humming)
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(Shouting)
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Wow, I have all this cool
work stuff happening,
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Tuca's thriving at her new job.
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Is it weird for you that Tuca
and I are both doing so great?
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Do you think
I'm not doing great?
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- Uh...
- Tourist: Ooh!
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What's he gonna say next?
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Aah!
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Oh, a straggler.
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All right, get out.
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Out! There's a fudge shop
down the street.
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Ooh, antiquated confections!
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(Sighs)
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Bertie, I am...
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So sorry.
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What I said came out
really wrong.
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No, you're right.
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Everyone's leveling up
around me.
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I'm spending so much energy
baking my business,
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I-I feel like I have
no business baking.
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Ah, sweetie.
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I feel stuck.
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Sometimes I compare myself
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to people I admire,
like, like...
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Chef winter Garcia.
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The lady from the pastry box?
(laughs)
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She's really into he face.
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She's incredible.
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Oh, how'd you do it, winter?
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How'd you get your product
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on every dessert aisle shelf
in bird town?
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Will you be my mommy?
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Chew up your knowledge
and spit it
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down my hot throat
like I'm your baby bird.
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Yeah, I think
that's enough cinnamon roll...
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Play for now.
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I got to take some bigger swings
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if I want to get anywhere
with my business, speckle.
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But how?
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(Grunting)
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(Screams)
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I freakin' got it.
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What if I catered
your gala tomorrow?
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But we already have
a caterer booked.
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- Call them and cancel.
- Ah, uh...
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Do it, speckle. Do the nepotism.
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- Okay.
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
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[♪ ♪]
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♪ What are dreams? ♪
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♪ Are they simply fantas... ♪
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Uh, I'll get right to it.
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I'm catering a gala in...
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...12 hours, and I need
to hire someone right away.
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You would handle
the business side of things,
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while I focus
on what I was born to do.
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Bake till my booties quake.
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Mm, business?
(laughs)
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Let's stop it right there, no.
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I'm looking
to do more hands-on baking.
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Okay, well, sounds like you're
not quite what I'm looking for.
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I'm sorry?
(stammers)
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I thought you wanted
to hold the door open
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for emerging female talent.
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But if you want to pull
the ladder up behind you,
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instead of sending
the elevator back down
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through the glass ceiling
for the next generation...
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- Aren't we the same age?
- Ageist, too, I see.
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Where's human resources?
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Well, thank you, but I'm looking
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for someone better positioned
for this role.
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Wait, I uplift other women.
259
00:09:51,295 --> 00:09:54,046
I swear.
I'd make a great mentor.
260
00:09:54,132 --> 00:09:55,965
I have tons of experience,
I show up early,
261
00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,851
finish late, my greatest flaw
is I'm a "birdfectionist"!
262
00:09:58,936 --> 00:10:00,553
Great, I'm hired.
263
00:10:00,638 --> 00:10:02,271
I'll start around 10:00-ish,
and I need
264
00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:04,140
an extra hour
for my lunch break.
265
00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,225
- Okay...
- Self-care time.
266
00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,110
Uh... Good.
267
00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:10,446
[♪ ♪]
268
00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,815
(ducks quacking)
269
00:10:12,933 --> 00:10:14,984
Welcome to Tuca-Stan.
270
00:10:15,102 --> 00:10:17,069
I see a lot of returning faces.
271
00:10:17,155 --> 00:10:18,537
And a few first-timers.
272
00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:21,540
Who here is a Tuca tour virgin?
273
00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:24,577
Any actual virgins?
274
00:10:24,662 --> 00:10:26,712
- (Baby cooing)
- Nerd alert!
275
00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:28,080
(laughter)
276
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,415
(Baby whimpers)
277
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,617
- (Quacks)
- There she is!
278
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:34,754
The element most essential
to our success.
279
00:10:34,839 --> 00:10:36,472
(Singsongy):
Tuca!
280
00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:37,623
Wow.
281
00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:39,958
- Ooh, yes, yes!
- (cheering, clamoring)
282
00:10:40,061 --> 00:10:41,310
(laughs)
Nah!
283
00:10:41,429 --> 00:10:43,596
- I'm not essential.
- You sure are.
284
00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:46,465
With all the new business
you're bringing in.
285
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,484
Guys, when you find
a basket like Tuca,
286
00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:50,903
you'd better put
all your eggs in it.
287
00:10:50,988 --> 00:10:52,238
(laughs, whoops)
288
00:10:52,323 --> 00:10:53,639
He's kidding.
289
00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:55,407
He's gonna fire me
any minute now,
290
00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:58,310
just like all my bosses
at every job I've ever had.
291
00:10:58,412 --> 00:11:00,479
As if! I depend on you, Tuca.
292
00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:04,450
I just took out a huge loan
to buy five more duck boats.
293
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:07,369
Also, one of the duck boats
is real sick,
294
00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:09,088
so I took out another huge loan
295
00:11:09,173 --> 00:11:12,041
- to pay his medical expenses.
- (coughing, wheezing)
296
00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:14,043
No! Why would you do that?
297
00:11:14,161 --> 00:11:16,962
Anyways,
I staked my whole future
298
00:11:17,048 --> 00:11:18,964
on you, Tuca.
299
00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,766
And if you let me down,
300
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,551
I'm ruined.
301
00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:25,337
Have fun out there.
Enjoy the tour, everyone.
302
00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:27,640
- (laughs)
- (quacking)
303
00:11:29,227 --> 00:11:31,644
(Coughing)
304
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:33,145
(laughs, whoops)
305
00:11:33,231 --> 00:11:34,814
No pressure.
306
00:11:34,899 --> 00:11:36,732
(All gasp)
307
00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:37,983
Uh...
308
00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:41,954
Tuca, can you save us, please?!
309
00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,205
(laughs)
Butt.
310
00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:44,573
I'm Tuca.
311
00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:46,375
I'm distracted
because I'm unreliable,
312
00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:48,077
and no one should trust me.
313
00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:49,829
(Crying)
314
00:11:49,914 --> 00:11:52,665
Hello? Are you gonna tell us
about more stuff?
315
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,050
Why do you all trust me
to guide you?
316
00:11:55,169 --> 00:11:57,553
A baby could do a better job.
317
00:11:57,672 --> 00:12:00,556
- (Baby cooing)
- (Tuca panting)
318
00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:06,395
Yah, ducky, yah!
319
00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:08,731
(Coughing, wheezing)
320
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:22,211
Hey, Tyler, thanks for...
321
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,996
Taking care of that.
322
00:12:24,081 --> 00:12:27,333
But maybe you could try
following the frosting pattern.
323
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:31,170
Stop micromanaging me!
324
00:12:31,255 --> 00:12:33,538
- (Crying)
- Okay, yeah.
325
00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:36,091
- Of course.
- (knocking)
326
00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:41,063
Hello, we're with
the internal revenue service.
327
00:12:41,182 --> 00:12:43,315
Are you Bertie songthrush?
328
00:12:43,401 --> 00:12:45,568
Uh... Yes.
329
00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:49,054
Hey, what are you doing?
330
00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:51,607
You did not file
your bird town business tax,
331
00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:55,060
so we must confiscate
your pastries into our bellies.
332
00:12:55,162 --> 00:12:58,113
What?
I-I didn't even get a warning!
333
00:12:58,232 --> 00:13:00,366
Error... I personally
called you several times.
334
00:13:00,451 --> 00:13:03,502
Congratulations,
you have won a great prize.
335
00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:06,705
The prize of being audited
by the IRS.
336
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:10,125
Hello? Hello? Why do they
always hang up on me?
337
00:13:10,244 --> 00:13:11,927
- (Gulping)
- Tyler?
338
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:14,746
I asked you to file that
business tax thing this morning.
339
00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:17,549
(Mouth full):
Sorry. Mmm.
340
00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:19,718
This is so good.
341
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,136
What?!
342
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:22,721
They ate all the pastries?
343
00:13:22,807 --> 00:13:25,224
Bertie, are you serious?!
You know what this means?!
344
00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:27,109
This means it's fine.
345
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,811
(laughs)
Not like...
346
00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:31,263
I promised the investors
tasty treats!
347
00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:32,648
They hate liars, Bertie.
348
00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:35,117
But I can explain it
in a nice way.
349
00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:37,769
And I'm sure their lawyers will
350
00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:40,289
milk me for every cent!
I'm ruined!
351
00:13:40,408 --> 00:13:41,707
This is bad, Bertie!
352
00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,375
This will really dick
everything up!
353
00:13:43,461 --> 00:13:46,161
But that's okay, it's okay.
354
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,380
'Cause it's okay.
355
00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:50,082
Speckle, I'm so sorry, okay?
356
00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,967
I-I'm gonna fix it.
You just focus
357
00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:54,386
on being the best damn architect
in the world, okay?
358
00:13:54,472 --> 00:13:56,005
Don't worry.
359
00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:58,173
(Entry bell dings)
360
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,062
(Entry bell dings)
361
00:14:03,898 --> 00:14:05,481
What do I do now? I'm bored.
362
00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:08,133
Here, play this baking game.
363
00:14:16,694 --> 00:14:18,861
♪ Make those treats. ♪
364
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,480
Hey, Bertie, I was just...
365
00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:24,366
Look, Tuca, I hired an employee.
366
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:26,535
No, get out.
367
00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:28,987
I can immediately see
what's going on here.
368
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,957
Bertie, blink twice
if this lady sucks.
369
00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,210
Ah, you got me.
370
00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:36,828
I'm terrible.
(laughs)
371
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:39,515
♪ I suckity-suck. ♪
372
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,183
God, she sucked so bad.
373
00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:42,667
She sucked all of the suckies
374
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,303
out of the...
(sighs)
375
00:14:44,388 --> 00:14:45,804
Tuca, thanks.
376
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,891
At least you look as hot
as a steering wheel in July.
377
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,527
- Damn, Bertie.
- Aah, the gala.
378
00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:53,562
I have to finish up
getting ready.
379
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,148
(Muffled):
Tuca, why are you home so early?
380
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,083
Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
381
00:14:58,185 --> 00:15:00,035
Yep, I'm just being Tuca.
382
00:15:00,154 --> 00:15:03,038
The sabotage is coming
from inside the house.
383
00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:05,124
You're still seeing figgy
tonight, right?
384
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,709
Um...
385
00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,877
Help me! Falling in love
386
00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:12,631
with a careless toucan was
a deadly mistake!
387
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:15,501
Nope, I'm blowing off
my boyfriend
388
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:17,202
just like I did with my job.
389
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:19,054
Double blow-off, baby!
390
00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:20,305
(Whoops)
Yeah!
391
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,558
Instead I'm going to crash
392
00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,543
speckle's fancy party.
393
00:15:24,645 --> 00:15:28,180
♪ I'm not invited,
but I'm showing up anyway. ♪
394
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:30,182
Yah!
395
00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:32,050
Okay.
396
00:15:32,153 --> 00:15:34,186
(Quacking)
397
00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:37,239
- (lively chatter)
- (piano music playing)
398
00:15:37,358 --> 00:15:39,575
(Quacks)
399
00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,578
Hey!
400
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:44,329
Look at me, I'm unemployable,
401
00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:47,950
undependable, professionally
and romantically unviable.
402
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,869
Hey, I'm so glad
Tuca could make it.
403
00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:53,338
I think she's going through
some stuff right now.
404
00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:55,257
(Tuca laughing)
405
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,092
She'll talk when she's ready.
406
00:15:57,211 --> 00:15:59,795
(Sighs)
They're not totally original,
407
00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:01,797
but at least I gave
chef winter Garcia's
408
00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:03,882
pastries a little zhuzh.
409
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:09,388
Oh, my god!
Chef winter Garcia is here?!
410
00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:11,390
Oh, wow!
411
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,225
That's the thing
about fancy galas.
412
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:16,061
You never know what kind of
swanky people are gonna show up.
413
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,613
Mommy.
414
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:19,481
No! Oh!
415
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,117
This is so messed up.
416
00:16:23,571 --> 00:16:24,620
(Spits)
417
00:16:24,738 --> 00:16:27,623
Oh, god, let me vanish, please.
418
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:29,875
Hey, don't worry.
419
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,460
People love the tasty treats,
Bertie.
420
00:16:31,579 --> 00:16:33,128
Look at all those
happy investors.
421
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,164
Mmm.
422
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:39,051
I should go say hi.
423
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,586
- Want to come with?
- No.
424
00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:42,287
They don't want to talk to me.
425
00:16:42,389 --> 00:16:43,839
- You go mingle.
- Yeah.
426
00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:45,592
I guess everyone here
just wants to network
427
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:46,927
with important,
successful people.
428
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,727
I mean, if you had your own gala
429
00:16:48,813 --> 00:16:50,729
celebrating you,
I'm sure they'd be interested.
430
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:52,481
I mean, not "if."
431
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,516
"When" you have you own gala.
432
00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:56,518
Uh, you know, that's...
433
00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:58,854
(whooping)
He stepped in it again.
434
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:00,823
How's he gonna get
out of this one?
435
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,909
Okay, how about you head
back to your hotel?
436
00:17:03,994 --> 00:17:05,527
Ooh, yes!
437
00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:07,646
I love flying thousands of miles
438
00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:09,698
to sleep in a big bed.
439
00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:12,251
Eh, tourists.
440
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:18,957
- That's a fine puff you're poking there.
- (gasps)
441
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:21,093
Chestnut extract did enhance
the flavor.
442
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,295
But you could have
also gone almond.
443
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,830
Oh, well, what about
a bit of bourbon?
444
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:29,167
(Whoops) Now you're speaking
my native tongue.
445
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,637
Not literally...
That'd be bird chirps.
446
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:33,689
(Chirping)
447
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:36,108
My bird chirps are
rusty, but, um...
448
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:38,193
(squawking)
449
00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:39,678
(laughs)
450
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:42,397
I thought you hated what I did.
451
00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:43,949
I saw you spit it out.
452
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:45,484
I'm a pastry expert.
453
00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:46,952
It's like being a sommelier.
454
00:17:47,037 --> 00:17:48,488
I have to spit it out,
or else I'd live
455
00:17:48,572 --> 00:17:50,539
my life pastry drunk.
456
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,875
- Bertie songthrush, right?
- Yes!
457
00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:55,694
And you used to work
for... Pastry Pete.
458
00:17:55,796 --> 00:17:57,862
- Oh, uh...
- Oof.
459
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,132
But, hey, now you've started
your own bakery.
460
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,717
- Sweet beak, right?
- Yes.
461
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,034
I've eaten your work.
462
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,887
You put so much
of yourself into it.
463
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:06,672
In a way, I've also eaten you.
464
00:18:06,757 --> 00:18:08,373
And I like you. You're good.
465
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,008
Oh, my god, is this a dream?
466
00:18:10,094 --> 00:18:12,877
Am I actually in bed peeing
tiny little drops of pee?
467
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,546
(laughs)
Listen.
468
00:18:14,648 --> 00:18:17,266
My winter snacks pastries
are flying off the shelves
469
00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:19,268
of every grocery outlet
in bird town.
470
00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:21,320
They're selling
like hot cakes, frozen cakes,
471
00:18:21,422 --> 00:18:23,105
and shelf-stable,
room-temperature cakes.
472
00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:25,023
But like a soufflé
in a pizza oven,
473
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,226
I'm afraid
we're expanding too fast.
474
00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:30,128
I need a smart cookie to help
come up with new pastry ideas
475
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:32,330
while I handle
the business side.
476
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,383
(Gasps)
"smart cookie," there's an idea.
477
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,381
- Should I write it down?
- I already wrote down
478
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:38,503
your smart cookie idea
and built on it.
479
00:18:38,589 --> 00:18:40,289
Popular cookie, emo cookie,
480
00:18:40,407 --> 00:18:43,625
cookie who's still in
the process of finding itself.
481
00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:46,261
(laughs)
Wonderful, but let me finish.
482
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,047
If you work for me,
I need you to be all in.
483
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,300
- No more sweet beak.
- Oh.
484
00:18:51,418 --> 00:18:54,252
But, well, I-I always wanted
to run my own bakery.
485
00:18:54,355 --> 00:18:56,939
And you did, and now
that you know what that's like,
486
00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:58,923
maybe you'd like
to do this other thing.
487
00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:01,092
Look, sometimes
as you get older,
488
00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:02,675
all you can see are
the doors closing.
489
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,262
But here is an open door.
490
00:19:04,365 --> 00:19:06,531
Don't get hemmed in by
the dreams you had in your 20s.
491
00:19:06,617 --> 00:19:09,785
That's the advice
I'd give myself at your age.
492
00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,204
Think on it.
493
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:14,156
(Sighs)
494
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,743
- [♪ ♪]
- (laughing)
495
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,945
Forward, forward, side, ha!
496
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:23,281
Forward, forward,
side, ha!
497
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:26,668
Thank you for safely guiding us
through these dance moves.
498
00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:28,470
Uh...
499
00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:31,006
- (dramatic music playing)
- (faint screaming)
500
00:19:32,726 --> 00:19:34,092
Don't follow me!
501
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,478
Trusting me
with any responsibility
502
00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:37,929
is a path to disappointment
and destruction.
503
00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:39,598
Do your own thing!
504
00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:41,266
All right, yeah.
505
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,769
I'm gonna do
a side, side, forward...
506
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:46,304
Ow!
(crying)
507
00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:47,656
Oh, no!
508
00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:50,192
Oh, we are all doomed!
509
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,811
(Quacking)
510
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:54,913
(Shouting, clamoring)
511
00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:57,816
Oh, no, this is real bad!
512
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,818
Boss, what are you doing here?
513
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,853
Tuca, I was cleaning up
after a tour,
514
00:20:01,955 --> 00:20:03,555
when they all went nuts
515
00:20:03,657 --> 00:20:05,757
searching
for their little friend.
516
00:20:05,843 --> 00:20:07,676
Everyone knows ducks are
pack animals!
517
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:09,461
Just sick, vicious beasts!
518
00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:12,014
I'm sorry I abandoned
the tourists on a boat.
519
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:15,534
But that's just what I do...
I'm Tuca!
520
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:17,102
(Crying)
521
00:20:17,187 --> 00:20:20,022
- Mm, mm, mm.
- Quack, quack, quack.
522
00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:24,843
- Sup?
- Bertie-ertie!
523
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:26,395
I knew this would happen.
524
00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,980
This is why I should never
say yes to anything.
525
00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:32,034
I let everyone down
just like I always do.
526
00:20:32,152 --> 00:20:34,486
You've never let me down.
527
00:20:34,571 --> 00:20:36,288
- Really?
- No, actually...
528
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:38,857
You've let me down a lot,
but it's okay.
529
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,525
You know, we all screw up.
530
00:20:40,627 --> 00:20:43,295
I almost totally beefed it
on catering this party.
531
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,747
Oh, my god, Tuca, you're
not gonna prevent bad stuff
532
00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:48,533
by saying no to any good stuff
that comes your way.
533
00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:51,670
Leveling up is scary, but it's
not as scary as never trying.
534
00:20:51,755 --> 00:20:53,872
Isn't it better
to take the leap?
535
00:20:53,974 --> 00:20:55,724
Yeah, you know what?
536
00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:57,175
I will take that job.
537
00:20:57,261 --> 00:20:59,144
I thought this was
a pep talk for me.
538
00:20:59,229 --> 00:21:01,346
Oh, right, yeah... Tuca,
539
00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,381
you are so good
at guiding people.
540
00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:05,734
That's true.
I just guided you to an epiphany
541
00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:07,218
without even trying.
542
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:09,354
- I'm amazing.
- Lawrie: I second that notion.
543
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,491
I know I messed
everything up today.
544
00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:14,076
But I want my job back.
545
00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:17,546
Well, you actually helped me
with one little thing.
546
00:21:17,664 --> 00:21:19,697
You cured my duck of his illness
547
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,550
by taking him out of the water.
548
00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:23,001
Turns out he was just seasick.
549
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,586
- (Sneezes)
- Aah!
550
00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:26,588
This is dry-clean only!
551
00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:28,507
Ah, it's okay.
552
00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:30,375
It's fine.
553
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,210
I'm willing to give you
another chance.
554
00:21:32,312 --> 00:21:34,563
I guess I don't get that double
promotion anymore, do I?
555
00:21:34,681 --> 00:21:38,066
No, now you just get
the single promotion.
556
00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:40,635
I accept the consequences
of my actions.
557
00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:43,305
(Sighs)
558
00:21:43,423 --> 00:21:45,557
(Shouting)
559
00:21:45,642 --> 00:21:47,526
I...
560
00:21:47,611 --> 00:21:49,778
Accept your proposal.
561
00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:52,531
Great, we'll get to work soon.
562
00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:54,733
For now, enjoy the party.
563
00:21:54,818 --> 00:21:57,452
(Exhales)
564
00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:02,407
Okay.
565
00:22:04,378 --> 00:22:05,544
(Exhales)
566
00:22:05,629 --> 00:22:07,329
Come on, guys, this way.
567
00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:09,297
(Grunting)
Follow me.
568
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:12,584
(Grunts)
Yes, I said follow me.
569
00:22:12,669 --> 00:22:15,220
No, for real, follow me, follow.
570
00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:25,564
[♪ ♪]
571
00:22:47,187 --> 00:22:49,654
(crying):
Oh, it's so beautiful!
572
00:22:49,756 --> 00:22:51,957
- I agree.
- (wailing)
573
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:53,992
(Dogs barking)40024
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