All language subtitles for Tina y el profesor

Someday everyone will watch movies this
way.

I love you, Mom.

Now, don't forget to call at least once
a week to let us know everything's okay.

Everything's going to be fine.

I'm going to make you proud, Mama.

Daddy. Baby.

Now, you take care.

If you need anything... I'll call.

Thanks.

Hey, you.

Bye, sis.

Oh, boy.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Get over here.

I got everything else in the truck for
you. You take care of yourself, okay?

Thank you, guys.

We love you too, Steve.

Bye, baby.

She's gonna take more of the test She'll
do her best learning How

to make men give her those looks Won't
be long before she'll return with

knowledge That she never found out in
both

All

the things a young girl should know

She's going to learn.

I'd fly close to the fire.

I'd get burned.

No, they're very precious.

Not so easy to find.

Now to find out what they mean is what
they say. She's going to find out in

life.

Gina.

Gina, what will the professor say?

Gina, Gina, she's gonna find out. Hi.

Welcome home.

Sure not, Japan.

I did it, Daddy.

I did it.

Oh,

shit.

I'm sorry.

No, no problem.

Well, you're a freshman.

You can tell?

Believe me, you should have seen me as a
freshman. I could barely find my way to

my own room.

Oh, getting you better. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You'll be programmed before you know it.

Oh, I have a... Could you help me?

Oh, direction time, huh? Yeah. Oh, let
me see.

Animal husbandry.

The science and arts of producing
livestock.

Yeah. How'd you know? I took it my
sophomore year.

How was it?

I wasn't too into it. Not because it was
bad or anything.

I played football.

Oh.

Well, I just wasn't into it, so.

What position did you play?

I played quarterback.

That's great.

Yeah, it's not that bad.

No.

Well, anyway, you want to go down this
hallway?

And at the end, take a right and first
door on your left.

First door on my left. Got it.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Yeah. Tina.

Maybe I'll see you around sometime.

Yeah, maybe.

No problem.

Good morning, class.

My name is Mr.

Meyer. and you are at Animal Husbandry,
class number 103.

Now, the definition of Animal Husbandry
is the science and art

of producing livestock, and it includes
the breeding, feeding, management, and

marketing of farm animals.

Yes, young lady?

What is your name?

Tina Roberts.

Have a seat right over there, please.

Animal husbandry is an important part of
agriculture.

For tens of thousands of years, man has
used animals... for the services that

they render, furnish, and for their
products.

In this class during this semester,
you're going to learn how to spot and or

control animal or livestock diseases and
parasites.

Are there any questions so far?

Very well.

All animals need care.

The farmer provides clean, healthful
living quarters for his stock and

protects them. against storms and the
ever-changing weather.

In both the United States and Canada,
the animals raised in greatest

quantities are beef and dairy cattle.

Yes,

go ahead.

Like, what's the difference, you know,
between a beef and dairy cattle?

One provides milk and the other provides
beef.

Oh.

For your first day's assignment, I would
like you to write a two-page summary on

why this specific field interests you
and what you intend to accomplish with

it.

Have a good day, everyone, and I'll see
you all tomorrow.

God,

you're fucking geek.

Hey, Tina.

Tina. Oh, Tina.

What's happening?

Oh, hi, Lynn. How you doing? Not bad.

God, that class is such a bore.

Really? What'd you have?

Shakespearean English.

Yeah, real fun.

What about you? How was your animal
class?

It was interesting.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, hi.

So, we meet again.

Yeah. Oh, this is my roommate, Lynn.

Lynn, this is Dylan.

Nice to meet you, Lynn. Yeah.

So, I...

I think you found your class all right.

Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, I'll see you later.

God, he was cute.

He has the hots for you. But I just met
him.

Oh, what? I'd be all over that.

Like you didn't screw that girl up.

She is.

I can't believe you're still a virgin.

Well, I am.

Never wanted to get laid?

No.

You mean you've never even thought about
it?

I didn't say that.

Well, what are you saying?

I don't know. I just... I just think
there's some things that I might not be

good at.

Like what?

I don't know.

Well, what about giving a guy a blowjob?

You've never given a guy head?

No.

Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina.

You have missed out on one of life's
greatest pleasures.

Get a cucumber from the fridge.

Okay.

All right.

I'm going to need one a little bigger
than that.

Bigger? Uh-huh. How big?

All the things a young girl should know.

She's going to learn.

The first thing is to relax, okay?

Yeah, that's good. Clear your throat.

Okay. Now, like I said, the most
important thing is to relax, okay?

Relax your throat muscles.

Okay. Now, if you take it and you slide
it in, your tongue is the

highway and... This is the vehicle.

Hi, Tina.

Okay, close your eyes.

She's always had to learn on her own.

Do the best she can.

Never had true love before.

Never even been touched by a man.

The city's gonna change her in so many
ways.

See?

No big deal.

Okay.

I've got to ask you a question.

Okay.

When a guy has an, you know, an...

Orgasm? Yeah.

How much comes out?

Probably.

Hi, Tina.

Oh.

Come with me. There'll be a lot of
people we'll meet.

Maybe a guy.

You know, I really don't have anything
to wear.

No problem.

Are you sure I look okay like this?

You look great.

Come on.

Great. I know I told you it would be.
Here.

Drink.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, there'll be some fine-ass
motherfucking bitches here tonight.

Excuse me?

I'm Drexel.

Who are you?

Not interested.

What the fuck, baby? You got a prize
from heaven in those there drawers?

What about you, baby?

Why don't you drop that zero and come
with the hero?

a lot of people here.

That guy at the keg?

He was sick.

He was done.

Drugs?

Don't tell me you haven't done that
either.

No. I don't even know what they look
like.

I really don't care.

Come on.

Honey, this is my roommate, Tina.

Tina, call me.

It was nice meeting you, Tina.

But I'm afraid I'll be taking you away
without your hands for a while.

Now, when you're kissing a guy, make it
slow.

Give him a little time.

I really like that.

Tina, sometimes a guy is going to want
to give you a hug.

What do I do?

Just get comfortable and let him.

want to be on top.

Just try to keep some kind of rhythm.

I thought that was you. What's up?

What are you doing here?

Um, looking for a bathroom?

It's right there.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, what are you doing here?

This is my frat.

I live here. Oh, yeah.

Some guys get so horny, they don't even
give you time to take your clothes off.

Um, are you all right?

Uh, yeah.

And another thing to remember, when a
guy is sucking on your breath, do you

know what they really like?

What?

Running your fingers through their hair.

I must say, I mean, don't take this to
be effective or anything, but you

look a lot different than you did at
school.

Oh. Oh, this is my roommate. Is it okay?

Oh, yeah.

You look great.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Maybe you didn't expect it to be like
that.

So where are you from?

And my all-time favorite is... Yee-haw!

Did you say something?

Where are you from?

Oh, Oregon.

Yeah. Oh, how do you like California?

Oh, it's a long way from the farm.

So you actually lived on a farm?

Yes,

I lived on a farm.

Oh, yeah, born and bred.

Yeah. Yeah, um...

I used to live in Detroit.

Believe me, this is a hell of a circuit
change from Motor City. Yeah.

You know,

I'd like to go to the beach.

Maybe Malibu.

Land of the wealth.

Land of the style.

Oh, why are you taking your animal
husbandry class?

Huh?

Your animal class.

Why are you taking it?

Oh, my animal class.

Um, well, you know, I was going to move
back to Oregon and maybe start a farm

with my parents.

Um, raise animals.

Be an independent woman.

That's nice.

I'm never going back home. It took me
long enough to leave.

This is your friend.

This is Tina.

Hi.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Brandy, what do you want?

Oh, they want you down there.

Will you wait for me?

Right along.

So, Tina.

You know she's using you, don't you?

Is that right?

Yeah. He's done with lots of girls.

Let me guess.

Were you one of them?

Hey, bitch.

Who, when, and why I fuck is none of
your business.

You're right.

I guess with you it would be a business.

Are you insinuating I fuck around?

No. No, I'm not insinuating.

I'll buy you something, you little shit.

He must be drunk.

If not, he wouldn't take a second look
at you. I mean, look at you.

Little trampy Tina.

What the fuck you want, Drexel?

I'm going to problem this bike.

Oh, please, Drexel.

Please. Give me the answer to all of
life's problems.

I'm a goose and a twat by a real man.

Fuck you.

Wait, baby.

You got something in your eye.

I do?

Wait, close your eyes. Get it, please.

Be still, little peach.

You fucking shit! You bastard!

Oh, my God.

That was so cool.

Just throw this, baby.

You can have

everything you see.

What are you doing?

Come to school and do a few things and I
ain't got my head in the clouds.

I'm gonna work hard and get good grades
and make my daddy proud.

I'm gonna have some fun too.

I'm gonna turn their heads.

Tina Roberts.

You're late, Tina Roberts.

I'm sorry.

Take a seat, please.

Mr. Myers had to go out of town for a
week, so I'm going to be your substitute

for the remaining few days.

Now, my name is Professor Gorman Lennox.

You wouldn't by chance be the Gorman
Lennox, the one who founded the

International?

Yes. And whose follow-up work found a
safer and easier cure for animals ailing

with cholera?

Mm-hmm. Did you know that your technique
saved our family's entire population of

livestock that year?

I'm just glad it could help.

There.

Now, here's some papers I'd like you to
study. I'm going to be testing you on

them later on in the week.

Now, it could be Friday. It could be
tomorrow.

So I suggest, ladies and gentlemen, you
do your homework.

Now, this early in the semester, I have
no idea of knowing exactly what

Mr. Myers has went over with you, so I
think it's only proper that I just start

with some of the basics.

Now, to start off with, I'd like someone
to explain to me the importance of

animal life.

and why we should strive continually for
its well-being.

Without animals, our food chain would be
depleted and eventually perish.

You've answered both questions with one
simple answer.

Perish.

Yes.

Well, I'm a vegetarian, and I couldn't
be healthier.

Well, do you eat fish?

No.

What about butter, cheese, eggs?

Well, yeah.

Well, common logic would tell you that
it's biologically impossible for those

products to have not originated from
some sort of animal. Is that true?

Yeah. Okay.

Now, the number one animal that is
continually born and bred for the

purpose of feeding humanity is what?

The cow.

That's right, the cow.

Or cattle, as some people call them.

Now, cattle is one of the most important
farm animals in the world today.

We eat the meat of cattle in the form of
roast beef, hot dogs, hamburgers.

Your leather shoes are probably made
from the hides of cattle.

There are various other products that
come from cattle, such as glue.

Cattle is raised all across the
continents, all over the world. Some of

the coldest continents and some of the
hottest continents, such as in India.

However, you'd be hard-pressed to find a
hamburger or a hot dog in India.

Why is that?

Somebody want to explain this to her?

The Hindus would never eat cattle and
never even kill one.

But that doesn't make sense.

I mean, aren't they the same people who
are starving every day?

Yeah, but the Hindus believe cattle are
a holy animal.

Excellent.

Now, there are six major breeds of
cattle in the United States.

Would someone like to try to give me the
names of these breeds?

I believe the six breeds would be the
Aberdeen Angus, the Braham, Charolais,

the Hereford, Santa Catrides, and the
Shorthorn.

Okay, what about Derry?

I believe the five most important dairy
breeds would be the Holstein Friesian,

the Jersey, the Guernsey, the A. Shire,
and lastly, the Brown Swiss.

Now, cattle are subject to many
diseases, and a lot of these diseases

are contagious, such as brucellosis,
mastitis.

I believe you left out one of the most
important diseases.

Oh.

Which one did I miss?

Foot and mouth disease.

Well, see?

Even a professor can make a mistake
every now and then.

Yes? What about horses?

Are they subjected to any of the same
diseases?

Well, horses may come across similar
diseases, but they are much more

equipped as man is to handle them.

Well, what about wild horses?

Well, now, wild horses are descendants
here in the United States of the

domesticated horses that were brought
over by the family of the horse.

Soybeans?

Soybeans?

I really hate to do this to you since
you've been such an involved class

today, students, but Mr.

Myers insisted that this be done.

A little short test.

Well, it's only 20 minutes.

Okay, everybody has the papers?

Thank you.

Now you can begin.

All right, everyone, have a good day.

And remember to study. I just might
throw another test at you tomorrow.

Well, well, well.

Well, girls, look who's here.

It's Tina.

School's been all itsy-bitsy tough on
you today.

Why don't you just fuck off?

Such big words from such a little girl.

Tina, Tina, Tina.

Why don't we be friends?

Here.

I'll even share my slurpee with you.

What the fuck, motherfucker?

You said that two weeks ago.

I don't care if you've got to steal your
old lady's handbag.

Just do it.

You owe me money, motherfucker.

Yeah. Now, fuck you.

Yeah.

Later, okay? Later.

Hey.

I need your help.

What do you want?

Revenge.

Oh.

Oh, Brandy. Yeah.

What did she do?

She put a slurpee all over me.

Everybody was watching me. Everybody was
laughing at me.

Say no more, baby.

Say no more.

Yeah, Floyd.

This is Drexel.

Yeah.

I'm in Savannah.

Yeah.

Without causing others pain, you
shouldn't always be a masterful

fool.

Because in your condition,

you made somebody's mission to put a
strong bet in your dream.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'll need a dozen red roses and a
bottle of bubbly.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Go on, baby.

It's only Mickey.

What's a Mickey?

It should be like fucking Sleeping
fucking Beauty in the Slumberland.

Go on, baby.

So what can I do for you?

It's Tina.

Hi.

Tina,

go home. I'll call you later.

Are you sure?

Yeah, it'll be a while, so sit tight.

Thanks, Drexel.

Midnight.

Bring friends.

Lawn, brunette, or redhead.

Take your pick.

Oh, Dr. D.

The USC.

What up, Jack?

And if you're not too nice, and if
you're not too good, bad things have a

way of putting out.

Bad things that you do will soon come
back to you.

Pretty soon they'll run you out of town.

You have to act and play to... Hi,
honey. I'll be over after practice.

Start the party without me. Leave the
kid in the mat.

Love, Dylan.

Oh, Dylan!

Life is short enough without... Causing
others pain.

Shouldn't always be.

Your condition.

Cause somebody's mission.

Put a strong Mickey in your dream.

And you have. I got a trick played on
me. She got me back.

Yo, Dre, prom queen's down for the
motherfucking count.

Now, Gina, all you need is a little bit
of help from a good friend that

you can call.

A little bit of champagne never hurt
anyone's brain. And pretty soon she's

ready for the fall.

She'll have the eye bed, play the trick
on.

Gina got my back all down blue.

Ten minutes.

Be in front.

Let's go do some dinner, okay?

Oh, baby.

You suddenly sound like Elliot fucking
Nass.

Okay, baby, do your thing.

You had to, I've been played a trick on.
She got me back again.

Life is short enough without causing
others pain.

You shouldn't always be a nasty thing.

As long as you're in your condition,
you'll cause somebody's mission to put a

strong Mickey in your dream.

Dixieland.

Now, T-Dog, you need a little bit of
help from a good friend that you can

call.

A little bit of champagne never hurt
anyone's brain, and pretty soon she's

ready for a fall.

She'll have to...

back again.

These can be checked by sterilizing all
water, pasteurizing all milk.

Oh, students, I will look forward to
seeing you all tomorrow. Thank you.

Tina Roberts, could I see you a moment,
please?

Yeah.

Would you like to explain this to me?

Um, I don't know what happened. I just,
I wasn't paying attention. I was

thinking about something else.

You're really a bright girl, Gina
Roberts.

You know more about this field than most
graduates do.

And with the right discipline, you
really could excel in this area.

Thanks.

Now, this is a small test.

So, if you'd like, I'll let you take it
over again.

I would really appreciate that.

Okay.

You have a pen?

Done?

Now you did that test in less than two
minutes.

That's why I say you must learn to
concentrate.

What would be your favorite interest in
this field?

You mean like what animal would I like
most like to study?

Yes.

Gortha. Gortha? Yeah.

Oh, what kind of gortha?

Oh, the warm blood.

You know.

The Oberon and a Varian, especially the
Frisian. Oh, the Frisian? Oh, I love

Frisians. Have you seen one before?

You know what? I did, actually, one time
when I was small. I saw one in a movie.

Oh, well, it just so happens I have one.

You do?

Yes, I have a Frisian stallion.

Could I see it, please?

I can't take that. Oh, you have to. I've
never seen one live before. Please,

please. Okay, okay.

Tomorrow at 3 and be on time, David.

Okay.

Thank you so much.

Glad you could make it.

And you know what?

You're on time for a change.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Okay.

Oh, baby.

What's this one's name?

Oh, that's Midnight.

What about this one?

Oh, that's Sundance.

Oh, yes. Would you like to ride him?

Are you kidding? I'd love to.

Okay. Oh, Kim.

Yes, sir? You want to saddle him up for
her?

Sure.

No, you know, I'd rather ride Bear back.

Oh, that's okay, Kim. She's going to
ride Bear back.

Just bring his bridle. Okay. Okay, fine.
Thanks.

And then I need you to go in the back
and take everything out of the shed.

Okay, if you want to brush him off a
little bit first.

Thank you.

so so

Thank you.

And the ice tea's in the fridge.

This is fantastic.

Is this homemade?

Yeah.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

I'm fine.

You have llamas?

And salons?

Yeah. This place is fantastic.

All the animals.

Everything. Oh, thanks.

Goliath won a blue ribbon?

Oh, yeah.

At the International Trade Show.

I want to ask you something about the
International Trade Mart in 83.

What?

How did you know about that? And about
the work I did for about cholera?

Well, you may not know it, but you're a
legend among some of us.

I read every printed manuscript on your
works and observations.

Just glad it benefited.

Benefited?

You save families. You save people's
lives with your work.

Oh, well.

Say, do you play?

Oh, I'm not very good.

Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Neither am I.

Okay.

the college I was at today.

Sometimes I teach out of SC.

Why'd you quit there full-time?

I just wanted to spend more time here,
you know, with my animals.

So, what did your folks raise back on
the farm?

Oh, um, horses mostly.

We do have some cattle.

Cattle? Yeah.

And what's the most important farm
animal in Oregon?

Beef cattle.

Right, beef cattle.

Well,

sure should.

Sure.

Now, here's what you do.

Okay. A, lift this one up a little bit.

Give it more of a bridge.

All right. Bring this one up here.

Okay. I'm just saying.

All right.

Okay, try that.

Well, it's a little closer.

Totally a woman.

What do you like?

Let him take your flower.

Let him hold you. Love you right.

Don't waste even an hour.

Go to him right away.

And don't waste any time.

Leave this place totally a woman.

And let him live.

Oh.

Ah!

I'm doing my work.

Thank you.

Boom.

Your heart is racing and your mind is
flying

Every time he looks in your eyes, you
get

that funny feeling once again.

Seems like your loving is just one step
away from us.

Bye.

Have your attention, please.

Sit down.

I have some very bad news this morning.

Sometime late last night, Professor
Gorman Lennox, they were shot in the

stomach.

I know you were all quite fond of him. I
thought it best to tell you.

I don't know why

Nobody knows

Bye.