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(male singer) ♪ There's 104days of summer vacation
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and school comes alongjust to end it
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♪ So the annual problemfor our generation
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♪ Is finding a good wayto spend it
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♪ Like maybe...
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♪ Building a rocket
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♪ Or fighting a mummy
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♪ Or climbing upthe Eiffel Tower.
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♪ Discovering somethingthat doesn't existHey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower
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♪ Surfing tidal waves,creating nano-bots
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♪ Or locatingFrankenstein's brain
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
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♪ Painting a continent
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♪ Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there'sa whole lot of stuff to do
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♪ Before schoolstarts this fall
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all
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♪ So stick with us
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferbare gonna do it all!
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Mom!
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Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!
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Hey, Ferb.
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Have you seen
bolt number 473?
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OK, it's still here.
Oh, come on, Mom!
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We're really coming down
to the wire on this one.
(door closes)
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Mom!
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Oh, great and magical being
who maketh all things
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magically vanish
before Mom sees them...
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knock it off!
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Thanks, Vivian.
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See you Tuesday
for totem pole carving.
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Mom! Mom! Quick! Mom!
Look! Before it disappears!
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Well, if it isn't
the welcoming committee from -
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No time for dry,
witty remarks!
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Must move.
Move, move, move, move!
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Don't you get tired of this?
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What do you mean?
The same old routine
every day.
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Doesn't it ever get -
mm, I don't know - boring?
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You know what?
You're right.
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I guess it has gotten
a little old.
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I just get so frustrated.
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I always come so close
to busting Phineas and Ferb,
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but it ends the same way
every single time.
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I look and say there's
a massive "thing"
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Phineas and Ferb built
right in front of me,
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but every time you look,
you always say...
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I... see it.
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There it is.
"I see it."
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Right on cue.
Wait, What? Come again?
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You mean you see my point?
No, Candace.
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I see that!
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(gasps) You do?
(beeping)
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How could I miss it?
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But I don't understand.
How the...?
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Or who the...?
B-- What the...?
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Hi, Mom!
Check it out!
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"The Flying Car
of the Future... Today"!
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Is that my car?
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She sees the car, too!
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The "Flying Car of
the Future... Today"
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is still pulling a bit
to the right.
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Phineas! Ferb!
Get down here this instant!
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(Phineas) OK, Mom,
be right down.
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Oh, there you are, Perry.
So, what do you think, Mom?
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Pretty cool, huh?
Cool?
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This is the most dangerous thing
I've ever seen!
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Ferb invented a new invisible
helmet head system.
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"When life's never dull,
wear a hull for your skull."
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How dare you do all this
without permission!
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But all our building permits
are in order.
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This morning I asked you
if we could modify our car
to make it fly.
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I was talking about
your toy car!
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How could you possibly think
I meant my station wagon?
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You are in so much trouble,
young man!
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But... we do this sort of
thing every day.
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What?!
See, Mom?
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I told you...
but you never listened.
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
built a rollercoaster!
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Phineas and Ferb are
one-hit wonders.
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Phineas and Ferb carved my face
into Mount Rushmore!
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Phineas and Ferb are
driving cattle.
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Phineas and Ferb built
a giant tree house robot...
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...are promoting
a boxing match...
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...built a beach
in the backyard...
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...are directing a movie...
...built a haunted house...
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...built a giant
sundae maker...
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...are getting the band
back together...
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Phineas and Ferb are
in my large intestine!
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Oh, Candace. All the times
I called you delusional
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and mocked you to my friends
behind your back,
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all those journals I've
filled with an eye towards
stand-up comedy...
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But you were
telling the truth.
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I'm so sorry!
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You're the best daughter
any mother could dream
of having.
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Finally, you realize that!
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Well, what's all
this yelling about?
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Oh, my word!
That is impressive.
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Did you know about this?
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Well, I-I... I-I, uh...
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No.
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What are you gonna
do to them?
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Or they have to serve me
for a year.
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(gasps) How about confiscating
their toolbox?
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(gasps) I know!
Take away their seats
on the city council!
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You have seats
on the city council?
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We rotate out with
the board of selectmen.
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Well, some punishment
may be in order,
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but, look,
there's no harm done really.
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Hey, look, Ferb,
here's bolt number 473.
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I hope that wasn't important.
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Well, at least
the self-parking works.
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
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I'm sorry, but this is really
for your own good.
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We need you both
to understand
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that what you've been doing
is way too dangerous.
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I'd never be able to live
with myself if you got hurt.
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We were wearing helmets.
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Don't worry. Your boys will
be in good hands.
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As you can see from
our realistically illustrated
brochure,
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the Smile Away Reformatory
offers
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a serene,
peaceful environment
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in which safety, discipline
and responsibility
are encouraged.
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Your boys will be whipped
into shape in no time.
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Well, I'll be honest, Ferb.
I didn't see this coming.
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Baljeet?
What are you doing here?
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Well, I got kicked out
of summer school because
my grades were too high.
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But then I heard about
this place!
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Sure, they break you down
and strip you of your identity,
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but school is school.
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Bye, boys. See you
at the end of summer!
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Yes! I actually busted
Phineas and Ferb!
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(sighs) This is the happiest
moment of my life!
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Whoo-hoo!
I'm finally free!
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(male singer) ♪ The sunis up, the sky is blue
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♪ I can do whatever I want to
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♪ 'Cause there's nothingin my way.
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♪ My new life starts today
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♪ I used to fret and worry so
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♪ Now I never felt so free
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♪ 'Cause I'm makin'a good life
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♪ Makin' a good life
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♪ It's the life for me
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♪ Yeah, I'm makin' a good life,
the life for me.
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♪ Yeah, I'm makin' a good life,
the life for me ♪
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That doesn't look
like the brochure.
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Blah!
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I was too excited to wait.
I shaved last night!
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Just call me Bald-jeet!
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Heh-heh. Get it?
Bald-jeet?
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OK, listen up, maggots!
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You are here because
your parents
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(mockingly) are worried
about you.
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Now, the way I see it,
the root of all children's
problems
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is unacceptable levels of
imagination, fun, creativity
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and unbridled enthusiasm!
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Don't you eyeball me!
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Our goal at this school is
to crush the dangerous elements
inside you
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and replace them with
structure, order, discipline
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and conformity.
(drilling)
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What...
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Whatcha doin'?
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Oh, a few simple
modifications.
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We call it the "Ferris bed."
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It makes trading off fair,
simple and fun...
(♪ carousel music)
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...as well as giving
easy access
to the top bunk.
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All at the push of a button.
Pretty cool, huh?
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You know, this is a very
inefficient way to clean
a bathroom.
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That's the idea!
Now, make it shine!
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(♪ funky jazz)
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And no funky rhythms!
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I thought it had more of
a free-form jazz vibe.
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Huh.
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Well, you can't
please everybody.
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Oh! Ow-ow!
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What did you do?
I tripped over
Ferb's old toolbox.
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Well, do you wanna go
horseback riding?
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What's your hurry?
Let's relax
for a little while.
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You know, with Phineas
and Ferb gone,
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I've had a blast doing
things I wanted to do.
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But it's strange.
I kind of miss
the little guys.
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It's as if there was a whole
other side to our relationship
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that I never noticed before.
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(Stacy) ♪ Little brother
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♪ I rememberwhen you first came home
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♪ Then came another
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♪ Little brother of our own
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♪ Even when you break my toys
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♪ You will always be my...
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♪ Little brothers
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♪ 'Cause you're younger
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♪ We're relatedand you're boys
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♪ Even when you're makingtoo much noise
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♪ You will always be my...
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♪ Little brothers'cause your younger
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♪ We're relatedand you're boys
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♪ Little brothers
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♪ Little brothers
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♪ Little brothers
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Uh, Stace, you're
kind of bumming me out
with the song there.
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You know, you finally have
everything you ever wanted.
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Call me when you get over it.
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OK.
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Maybe a little TV will
take my mind off things.
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Today on"The Morty Williams Show,"
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"My Kid Is Bad,and I Want to Blame Others!"
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We'll go inside the nation'stoughest reformatory school,
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where free-thinking childrenundergo
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complete personalityre-programming
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and have all the creativityand imagination suckedright out of them.
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They are forced to thinkinside the box.
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Wait a second.
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They don't belong
in a place like that.
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I know what I have to do.
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Hey, Candace.
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Jeremy?
How did you get in here?
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There's a huge gaping hole
in the side of your house.
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Oh, yeah, well,
Phineas and Ferb would've
usually fixed that by now.
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You wanna go horseback riding?
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Would you stop already
with the horses?
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Jeremy! I know what
I'm gonna do today!
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I'm gonna bust my brothers...
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Didn't you already do that?
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...out!
Bust my brothers out!
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Cool!
I always liked your brothers.
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(gasps) You mean,
like a date?
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Yeah. A weird sort of
prison-break kind of date.
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(recorded female voice)Age inappropriate building
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is unsafe and irresponsible.
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Good boys don't make anythingbut their sisters happy.
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Creative acts are imitatibleand dangerous.
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Using your imaginationis morally wrong.
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The book was so much better.
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Hmm. It's a letter from
the board of selectmen.
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The city council is proposing
a millage to cover the overage
from last quarter,
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and they need Phineas
and Ferb's input.
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(sighs) Perhaps we were
a bit hard on them.
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Yeah, they really did believe
they had permission.
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I suppose it was all
a big misunderstanding.
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Well, let's go get 'em,
shall we?
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We can take the "Flying Car
of the Future... Today."
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Weren't you supposed to get
that changed back to normal?
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Yes, yes, but you must admit,
it's pretty cool!
247
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,828
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
248
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,967
Hey! Where's the "Flying Car
of the Future... Today"?
249
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,370
Aah!
250
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:51,743
Sorry. The "Flying Car
of the Future... Today"
is pulling a bit to the right.
251
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,746
Are you kidding?
This is the best day ever.
252
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,514
(screaming laugh)
253
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:03,321
Whoa-oa-oa!
254
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,828
Maybe we should walk
the rest of the way.
255
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:25,343
♪ I woke up this morning,and the world was gray
256
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,747
♪ Hadn't seen the sunsince they hauled me away
257
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:32,917
♪ The boss man saysthere's no use in tryin'
258
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,654
♪ He won't let me coloroutside of the lines
259
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,790
♪ Got these chains on me
260
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,658
♪ And they're draggin' me down
261
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,996
♪ Got these chains on meHear that clankin' sound?
262
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,767
♪ Got these chains on meMister, hear my song
263
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:54,806
♪ Don't say imaginationis morally wrong
264
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,841
♪ Mm-hmm
265
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,543
♪ Drink of water, boss?
266
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,014
(shrieking)♪ As long as I've been here
267
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,517
♪ I got nothin' to show
268
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:09,454
♪ Try to make somethin',but the boss says no
269
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,391
♪ Wanna be creativebut the man won't hear it
270
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,694
♪ That big boss man,
he's tryin' to crush my spirit
271
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:20,632
♪ Got these chains on meThey won't let me fly
272
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:24,869
♪ Got these chains on meWon't tell me why
273
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:29,307
♪ Got these chains on meMister, hear my song
274
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,744
♪ Don't say imaginationis morally wrong
275
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:37,649
♪ No, they won't let us danceor bang that gong
276
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:43,888
♪ 'Cause they say imaginationis morally wrong ♪
277
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,457
Hey, Ferb, I know
what we're gonna do today.
278
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,659
(sergeant) No.
279
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:53,598
Hey, Ferb, I know
what we're... gonna do today.
No.
280
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,966
Hey... Ferb...
No... no...
281
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,901
I... uh... know...
no... no... no...
282
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,071
what...
no... no... no... no!
283
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,809
(shivering)Hey, F-F-F-F....
284
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,446
(laughs)Yes.
285
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,481
I've finally broken them.
286
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,385
You okay, Candace?
No, I'm trudging.
287
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,387
I never knew people
actually trudged.
288
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,121
Look, we're here.
289
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:22,493
What do you want?
290
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,830
Um... uh, hi.
Yeah, I'm here for my brothers,
Phineas and Ferb.
291
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,800
They don't graduate
till the end of the summer.
Get lost.
292
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,402
So much
for the direct approach.
293
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,405
It's time we tried it
Phineas and Ferb style.
294
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,807
Is this gonna work?
295
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:38,076
It's just like the Trojan horse
from history class.
296
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,812
They'll accept this as a gift,
then after everyone
falls asleep,
297
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,881
we'll jump out and rescue
Phineas and Ferb.
298
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:47,151
You two again?
I thought I told you
to get lost!
299
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,987
Maybe we gotta think bigger.
300
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,825
Wow, what a thoughtful gift.
301
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:57,161
Too bad I don't have
room for you, handsome.
302
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,765
I'm gonna have
to get a bigger yard.
303
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,867
(whispers)Now's our chance.
304
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,972
Yes! We did i--
305
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:14,846
Oh, what is this, hair?
Gross!
306
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,981
I bet you regret
coming along
with me now, huh?
307
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,584
Actually, I'm kinda
havin' fun.
308
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,819
You know, crazy,
prison-break kinda fun.
309
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,455
And, ew! Look at this.
310
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,859
"Baljeet's summer wig.
Store at room temperature"?
311
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,527
Huh?
312
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,829
The Morty Williams Show?
313
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,832
Wait a second.
I've got a plan.
314
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,634
It's foolproof!
315
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,838
(deep voice) Yes.
Clearly I'm Morty Williams,
316
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,840
and I'm back to do
another segment.
317
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,878
Hey, aren't you a little...
female to be Morty Williams?
318
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,580
Uh, well, you know
what they say.
319
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,183
The camera adds...
masculinity.
320
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:57,088
We're doing a follow-up show
on Phineas Flynn
and Ferb Fletcher.
321
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,958
My biggest success stories.
Right this way.
322
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,928
Ah, Phineas and Ferb.
Such curious
and self-reliant children.
323
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,698
So fun-loving, imaginative
and creative.
324
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,201
Fortunately, we got
to them just in time.
See for yourself.
325
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,804
Flynn, Fletcher, fall in!
326
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,742
You see, here at the Smile Away
Reformatory, our motto is,
327
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:22,847
"It's structure, order
and discipline today,
so tomorrow it's Smile Away."
328
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,949
Our methods have been proven
100% effective since...
329
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,951
(whispers)Guys, it's me, Candace.
330
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,053
We've come
to bust you out of here.
331
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,123
Now's our chance.
Run!
332
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:40,665
(Candace)Just testing.
333
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:45,136
Wow, you've done
a great job of turning
them into, uh... that.
334
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,605
Yes. Yes, we have.
335
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,242
Uh, yeah, I-I think we should
really get some more
footage of you!
336
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,244
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
337
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,980
You've got... "it," mister.
338
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,150
So, uh, let's see.
Uh, close your eyes.
339
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,952
Uh, like this?
Yes!
340
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:04,622
Now stick your fingers
in your ears.
341
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:08,026
Perfect!
Now go, "La la la la la
la la la la!"
342
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,961
Well, okay.
343
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,097
♪ La la la la, la la la la,
la la la la, la la la la,
la la...
344
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,267
The lights are all wrong.
Go inside the janitor's closet.
345
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,870
(singing continues)
And... action!
346
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,938
Come on, guys,
we can escape now!
347
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,708
(robotic voice)
Escaping is wrong,
and wrongness is bad.
348
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,943
We don't have time
for this. Grab 'em!
349
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,715
Why is Morty Williams
running off with our children?
350
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,083
I don't know.
351
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:36,054
(alarms wailing)
352
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,891
Two students have escaped with
the help of Morty Williams,
353
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:46,130
Weekday mornings. Check local
listings for time and channel.
(dogs barking)
354
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,966
Come on, this way!
355
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,703
Yep, it's time to go back
inside the Smile Away
Reformatory School
356
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,072
for more footage.
357
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,141
Those zombified brats
are making me one rich -
358
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,077
(shouting)(dogs barking)
359
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,647
(barking continues)(gasps) I've got
to buy us some time.
360
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,216
It's Morty Williams!
Get him!
361
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:10,688
Hey, wait a minute.
Look. They tricked us.
362
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,989
Get him!
(dogs barking)
363
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:17,895
We made it! Okay, guys,
this is your department.
Fix the car, quick!
364
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,630
(robotic voice)Age-inappropriate building
365
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,833
is unsafe
and irresponsible.
366
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,134
(barking)Uh, Candace?
367
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,002
You don't have
to build anything.
368
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,004
Just figure out
how to fix it!
369
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,006
I'm getting your toolbox.
370
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,641
See? Your tools.
371
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,883
(car alarm wailing)
372
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,620
A bridge! You can build
a bridge across the ravine!
373
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,656
Good boys don't make anything
but their sisters happy.
374
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,692
Great, great.
Make me happy.
375
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,961
Put on
your helmet head systems,
use your tools
376
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,897
and do what you do best -
build a bridge
and save us!
377
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,199
Creative acts are
imitatible and dangerous.
378
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:58,269
Listen to me, guys.
Forget everything
they told you.
379
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,206
Creativity isn't bad.
It's the best thing
about you.
380
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,742
(sobbing)You two can do anything!
381
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,379
And that's why I've always
been secretly proud
to be your older sister!
382
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,983
What have I done?!
What have I done?!
383
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,062
Hey, Ferb, I know
what we're gonna do today.
384
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,733
Yes! They're back!
385
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,068
Too late. They're mine.
(dogs barking)
386
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,004
And so are you.
387
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,672
(gasps)(rocks crumbling)
388
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,909
(gasps)
389
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,279
Look!
(dogs whimpering)
390
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,849
Aah!
(all gasp)
391
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,754
Perry has a hat?
392
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:56,861
(Dr. Doofenshmirtz)
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
393
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,462
Yo!
394
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,199
(gasps)La la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la -
395
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,200
(thud)
396
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,202
Do you think he'll be...
397
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,404
♪ Corn dog, corn dog
Yummy, yummy, yummy
398
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:10,241
Okay. Where did you
get that...
399
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,210
Mom, Dad! Thank goodness.
400
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,145
The strangest thing
just happened.
401
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,747
(Baljeet's voice)Fear not. Your parents are here now.
402
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,216
Huh?
403
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,018
The real shock is
you're just noticing this now.
404
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,386
Wha...?
405
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,224
I'm just as confused
as you are, Kevin.
406
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:32,396
Candace, since I have
no idea what will happen next,
I need to tell you something.
407
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,933
I love you, Candace Flynn.
Will you marry me?
408
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,236
Oh, Jeremy!
I always dreamt -
409
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,137
(record needle scratches)
Wait a minute.
410
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,940
That's it!
I'm dreaming!
411
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,142
That would explain
the talking zebra.
412
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,144
Nah. I see him
all the time.
413
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,880
This, this is actually
the freaky part.
414
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,183
And it's all just been
one big...
415
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,986
(gasps)...dream!
416
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,321
So none of that
really happened.
417
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,957
I never actually busted
Phineas and Ferb.
418
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,859
I am so happy.
419
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,296
And suddenly Mom and Dad
were controlled
420
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,065
by a giant puppet master!
Cool.
421
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:12,503
Yeah, so I'm standing there,
and Jeremy comes over
and says... certain things.
422
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,473
And...
Go grab my journal.
This is comedy gold.
423
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:19,310
Hey, Ferb, we should build
a device that projects
your dreams like a movie.
424
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:22,346
I'd love to see
what Perry dreams about.
(chattering)
425
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,516
Ooh, I almost forgot.
Perry was in the dream too.
426
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,019
He was like
a super-secret agent
or something.
427
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,388
Perhaps that's where
he disappears to every day.
428
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,829
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,
429
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:42,466
hup, hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...
430
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,069
Wait. What are you doing?
Oh!
431
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:48,472
Wait a minute. What's going on?
I haven't even finished
my cereal.
432
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,310
Agent P, your cover's
been blown. You're going
to have to relocate.
433
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,280
Ah, hey, Perry.
What's wrong, boy?
434
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,116
You sounded like
you were having
a bad dream.
435
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,252
It's okay now.
Go back to sleep.
436
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:06,324
♪ Tired, tired
437
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:14,298
(♪ funky jazz)
438
00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:19,236
(♪ jazz continues)
439
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,317
I said, no funky rhythms!
440
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:35,953
(Phineas) No, Ferb, he's right.
That was a little funky.
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