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♪ Il... ♪
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♪ ...lumination ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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♪ Illumination. ♪
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Uh...
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Eh...
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- Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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Oh!
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All right, everybody,
gather round.
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This is our latest,
very special exhibit
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where you'll learn all about
your favorite movies
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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!
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Look at all this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It's E.T.
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Oh, and look at this one.
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Keanu Reeves.
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?
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Oh, yes, he's great.
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I'd really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna
use it to call for help.
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.
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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.
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But I've never seen, uh...
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James and Henry.
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.
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This is insane!
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James and Henry are legends, and
they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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They're what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.
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As you may know,
throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,
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searching for
the perfect villain
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to serve.
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♪ Ho, ho... ♪
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And among them
was a very special guy.
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That's him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,
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he loved to invent stories
and share them with his buddies.
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- Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka.
- Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh... um, meh.
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Ah. Uh, Eric.
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Huh?
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Hey, James! Hey!
Okay?
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Uh, uh, es... Sí, sí.
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The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interested
in one thing.
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Big Boss. Ooh...
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To serve the most evil
master they can find.
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And this guy checked
all the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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- Super mean?
- Ooh.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Double check.
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Oh.
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No, no, no!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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He was a perfect ten.
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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To show their new master
how much they cared,
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the Minions did everything
for him.
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But James wanted
to go one step further
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and create something
truly wonderful for his master.
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Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, looka! Looka!
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Regarde!
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C'est tu!
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Et c'est nous!
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Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Pout, pout, pout.
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Uh...
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No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
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No.
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Eh?
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Regarde! Regarde!
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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Uh, pulla, pulla...
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Phew.
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Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
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Oomph!
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Ow!
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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- Oh, James.
- James.
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The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops's island
that day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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James, James, James!
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- Oh.
- Well, not everyone.
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- One other Minion
found it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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Ayah, ouch.
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And that was Henry.
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Ooh la la la.
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Allez.
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Hey, James.
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Ah, sí, sí.
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.
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Ooh, hey.
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Sí.
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Oh, oh.
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Hey, oh!
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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.
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Blah.
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And from that moment on,
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James and Henry
were inseparable.
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The best of friends
and by each other's side
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- no matter where they went...
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
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- ...or who they worked for.
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next master
was extremely promising,
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very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.
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And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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Oh la la la.
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Brush up! Brush up!
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No touch of la bookiski.
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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah.
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- No touch of!
- Bah no, no.
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Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.
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Uh...
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Aw.
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...cute-a.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Command-Zed!
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Undo!
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Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.
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Henry!
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On the plus side,
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James and Henry's friendship
became stronger that day...
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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...even if it made
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some of the other Minions
unhappy.
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Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
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He's a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.
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So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come here.
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Huh?
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And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.
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And there were many.
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The Big Boss!
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Uh, buddies.
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Por favor.
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Uh. Huh? Ah!
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Oh, Chris!
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Oh, Bill.
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Oh, Patrick.
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Huh?
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Oh, Brian.
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But after a while,
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they couldn't find
any more evil masters to serve.
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For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,
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tired and losing hope.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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And that
very bossy Minion there,
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that's Dick.
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He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.
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Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Now, because of their nonstop
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blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James
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to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.
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Which was fine with them,
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as it meant they could
stay up all night
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discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,
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their hopes, their dreams.
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Ooh la la. (speaks
Minionese) -JAMES: Bank you.
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- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.
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Ah. ...Dick.
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...asparagus.
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Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.
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- DICK: Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!
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Hey.
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Go, go, go.
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- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh?
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Oof. And with that,
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Dick lost his temper... again.
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And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.
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Henry thought long and hard
about Dick's remarks...
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and decided to punch him.
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But thankfully Ed intervened,
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signed for his friend
to calm down,
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breathe deeply...
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- and...
- Hey. Hey!
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...punched Dick himself.
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Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
Okay?
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Well, this seemed like
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- the breaking point...
- Looka!
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...but then Dick saw something
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that would change
the Minions' lives forever.
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Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
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♪ ♪
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Big Boss.
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Hey, buddies!
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Bye-bye!
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What the...?
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Hyah!
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Huh? Buddies, looka!
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To the train!
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- Follow him!
- Get on up! Get after him!
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Go, go, go!
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Hmm?
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- After him!
- Come here, you little...
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Hey!
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Huh? Oh.
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Hey! Down here!
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Buddies! Helpa me!
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What? Oh!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Big Boss! Hey!
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- Uh, oh.
- Oh.
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Hey, hey, looka.
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Toot, toot!
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Uh, uh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Hey. Toot, toot!
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- Toot!
- Toot!
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- Agh.
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- Broke off.
- Huh?
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Toot, toot!
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- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!
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Buddies, go, go!
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Toot, toot!
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Ah!
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Please don't hurt me!
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MINIONS
Big Boss.
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00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,786
Phew.
271
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:23,995
Look out!
272
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,498
Kumquat?
273
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,750
Huh?
274
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,502
No.
275
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,885
Stop!
276
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,680
Sto...
277
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,183
...op!
278
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,528
Toot, toot.
279
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,696
Cut!
280
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,032
Okay, people, back to one.
281
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,910
And you!
282
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,079
Do you have any idea
what you have done?
283
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,624
...la Boss y, uh, conducto...
284
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,335
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.
285
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,545
Sí, toot, toot.
286
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,215
Stop! Stop.
287
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,217
You've ruined everything.
288
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,094
It was a perfect scene.
289
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,055
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.
290
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,557
Uh... No?
291
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,933
Get out of here.
292
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,560
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.
293
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,602
- And you.
- Me?
294
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,187
Definitely you. Get out!
295
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,107
Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
296
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,943
Out!
297
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,988
Verschwindet!
298
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,656
Let's go again.
299
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,116
Uh, hey, boss.
300
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,909
We're out of film.
301
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,247
This is not going
to go down well.
302
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,685
You tell that no-talent bum
303
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,979
if he messes up again,
he's fired!
304
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,315
And then send him
a bottle of champagne
305
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,275
because it's his birthday.
306
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,652
Oh! There he is.
307
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,613
Our favorite director.
308
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,906
Hello, Mr. Bright.
309
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,616
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
310
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,284
- All right,
let's see what you shot.
311
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,745
Roll the scene, now.
312
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,914
We are so excited to see it.
313
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,165
Come on, let's go.
314
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,917
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
315
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,460
we had...
316
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,795
a small problem.
317
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,880
A problem?
318
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,216
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.
319
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,218
Problems cost money, Elwood.
320
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,677
If this scene is terrible,
321
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:48,806
you will never work
in this town again.
322
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,141
But we're sure you'll do great
323
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,185
in any number of other towns.
324
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,188
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.
325
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,422
Ooh, here we go.
326
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,302
What is going on?
327
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,846
I know. That's what I was
trying to tell you at the...
328
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,476
What are those things?
329
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,395
Uh... they, uh...
330
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,729
You changed the whole scene.
331
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,606
But I didn't.
332
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,568
I... oh, boy, I didn't.
333
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,361
It's genius!
334
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,696
What?
335
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,032
The scene, it's great.
336
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,867
It's better than great.
I love it!
337
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,662
Those sickly children,
oh, they're fantastic.
338
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,414
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.
339
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,957
Uh... yeah.
340
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,001
Okay. Absolutely.
341
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,129
I'm going to get
my very good friends--
342
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,631
just those, uh, uh,
what's their names--
343
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,009
and put them in the movie!
344
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:10,930
Sam?
345
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,473
Elwood?
346
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,392
Would you mind playing it?
347
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,768
All right.
348
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,733
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.
349
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,861
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
350
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,905
Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car!
351
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,907
Faster, faster!
352
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,368
We need to find them.
Where are they?
353
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,536
Get out of the way!
354
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:35,413
Move it, move it!
355
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,210
SUFFRAGETTES
Give women the vote!
356
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,629
Give women the vote!
357
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,422
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.
358
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,050
They could be on Sunset.
359
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,260
- Ah.
- Ah.
360
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,304
Oh, looka!
361
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,597
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
362
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,685
Mmm!
363
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:59,145
Hey, hey!
364
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,861
Oh.
365
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,406
Eh, looka.
366
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,456
Hey!
367
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,333
- Huh?
- Don't let 'em get away!
368
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,336
Huh?
369
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,799
Huh?
370
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,975
Whoa!
371
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,487
My boys!
372
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,948
I've been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.
373
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,616
- There they are!
- Uh...
374
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,201
Get those little guys!
375
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,454
Quick, quick.
376
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,706
Go, go, go!
377
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,252
Don't let them get away!
378
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,003
Banana!
379
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,848
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
380
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,558
Uh, first things first.
381
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:19,851
Who are you?
382
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,436
- ...Henry.
- Y James.
383
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,980
...Dick.
384
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,274
- ...Ed.
- Uh...
385
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,817
- Soy Peter!
- ...Ken.
386
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,991
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?
387
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,200
Bah...
388
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,410
Minions.
389
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,246
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
390
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,581
Bello, Max!
391
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,541
Yeah, hi.
392
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,668
Okay, I'm so sorry
about earlier.
393
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,588
So, I would like
to work with you.
394
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,548
We should make movies.
395
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,716
- Movies?
- Movies?
396
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,050
- Movies?
- Huh?
397
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,136
You don't know what movies are?
398
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,637
Mm...
399
00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:01,142
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,
400
00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:05,688
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
401
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,648
...storya.
402
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,401
James...
La storya.
403
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,944
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
404
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,113
Sí, James. Sí!
405
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:19,660
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,
406
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,580
where we make
all kinds of movies.
407
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,373
Oh, oh!
408
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,587
- Hello, Josh.
- Hey, Sam.
409
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,633
Perfect.
410
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,723
All right, positions, everybody!
411
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:42,725
Find your mark...
412
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,614
Whoo!
413
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,330
It's a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!
414
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,418
Fantástico!
415
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,628
It is fantástico.
416
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,296
It's exciting, isn't it?
417
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,882
Oh!
418
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,260
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.
419
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,095
How about you gentlemen?
420
00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,180
Do you want to make movies,
too? -
421
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,641
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.
422
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,643
...Big Boss.
423
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,978
Mm. -Uh...
424
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,896
Le movies!
425
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,148
Excellent. Let's get to work.
426
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:36,070
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.
427
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:40,283
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.
428
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,617
Uh...
429
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,077
Oh.
430
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,495
Okay, listen up.
431
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,913
So here's the scene.
432
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,790
You see those large,
heavily armed men?
433
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,668
They suspect you have killed
their leader,
434
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,753
and they want you dead.
435
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:53,838
Gweek.
436
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,214
Uh, gweek?
437
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,924
All right, I need you
438
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,969
to really sell the drama.
439
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,346
You do a good job,
and you're hired!
440
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,433
You fail, it's back
to wandering the streets,
441
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:06,976
scavenging for food.
442
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,145
Have fun with it!
443
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,313
Okay!
444
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,523
Ready, action!
445
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,733
Attack!
446
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,485
Uh, buddies?
447
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,364
No, no, no, no, no!
448
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,493
Henry!
449
00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:28,331
Henry, helpa!
450
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,881
Buddies!
451
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,679
Help!
452
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:54,815
- Skoal!
- Skoal!
453
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,611
Hey.
454
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,947
Cut!
455
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,325
Huh?
456
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,786
Okay, that was...
457
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,413
perfect!
458
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:16,420
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?
459
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,924
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?
460
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,476
Honey, it's starting.
461
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,144
Oh, goodie.
462
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,896
On this
beautiful spring day of '27,
463
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,107
the world has never been
a better place.
464
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,359
The economy is forever booming
465
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,112
with no sign
of slowing down ever.
466
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,989
People have never been so happy,
467
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,741
and the future has never
looked so bright.
468
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,160
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
469
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,204
the new stars
of the silver screen
470
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,206
took the world by storm
and changed the face
471
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,792
of the motion picture
industry forever
472
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,962
with movies like The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,
473
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,464
Look Behind You... And Then Down
474
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,634
and They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
475
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,720
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
476
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:09,056
The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,
477
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,851
and it seems like the public
just can't get enough of them.
478
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,438
We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,
479
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:18,274
and we're going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.
480
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,276
Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house
481
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,279
in Beverly Hills...
482
00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,572
...where they'll be able
to enjoy
483
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,574
a comfortably large game room...
484
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,704
...and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.
485
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,124
Their lives have changed
486
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,834
- since fame hit them.
- Look, Minions!
487
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,253
They can't go anywhere
without being recognized.
488
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:42,632
Run, boys, run!
489
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,343
Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,
490
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,678
and the Minions are always
on the hunt
491
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,931
for the hottest,
most modern looks.
492
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,020
What trendsetters.
493
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,731
What fashion icons.
494
00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:00,608
And not only that,
495
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:03,819
now there's Minions merchandise.
496
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,363
What will they think of next?
497
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,367
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties
498
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,870
like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.
499
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:17,208
Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.
500
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,585
They truly have it all.
501
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,556
Bank you, bank you.
502
00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,893
Okay? Hah.
503
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,361
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.
504
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,331
...para aquí, eh?
505
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,542
Aquí.
506
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,960
- Wow.
- Incredible.
507
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:02,753
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
508
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,673
...película. Looka.
509
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,759
- Okay?
- On it.
510
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,933
Okay?
511
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,601
James, my boy,
512
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,937
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.
513
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,438
Ah, bank you.
514
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,275
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.
515
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,318
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.
516
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,362
O-Oscar?
517
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:32,783
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
518
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,452
Ah...
519
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:38,706
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to...
520
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,292
...James.
521
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:47,131
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!
522
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,430
Eh...
523
00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:55,931
Bank you!
524
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,017
- Bank you...
- James.
525
00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,351
James?
526
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,020
Are you all right, my friend?
527
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,816
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's
happening? What is this?
528
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,318
I'll tell you what it is.
529
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,236
It's the future of cinema.
530
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,654
Everyone's doing it, Max.
531
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,867
From now on,
our movies are gonna have...
532
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,785
sound.
533
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,665
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.
534
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:28,380
I have a very good feeling
about this.
535
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,216
Quiet, everyone.
536
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,009
Are you ready, Henry?
537
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,177
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
538
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,013
This will be great.
539
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,515
Okay, we're recording.
540
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,560
And action.
541
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,619
You disappear from my life
five years ago,
542
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,956
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?
543
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,459
Well, no. No, I say!
544
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:08,380
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
545
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,883
Oh, Humphrey.
546
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,804
My mother warned me
about men like you.
547
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,688
Mm, baby,
548
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,482
piñata, carbonara,
549
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,234
lasagna.
550
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,111
What?
551
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,529
Was?
552
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,406
What?
553
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:42,079
Stay with us, Sarge.
554
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,539
We need you.
555
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,834
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
556
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,881
Yeah, Sarge?
557
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,009
Sí...
558
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,760
chihuahua!
559
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,264
Cut!
560
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,016
Chihuahua!
561
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:22,119
Oh, poop.
562
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,704
Cut!
563
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,539
Bikini.
564
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,337
- Can I
have a cup of coffee, please?
565
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,088
Tiny bit of milk.
566
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,299
Two sugars.
567
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,843
Thank you.
568
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,137
Balzac!
569
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,431
This is a disaster!
We've lost millions!
570
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,141
No.
571
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,226
- You know who I blame?
- Them!
572
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,811
Sadly, yes.
573
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,229
Get out of here!
574
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,939
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,
575
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,649
and we hope
we can still be friends
576
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,818
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.
577
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:57,279
And have a great life
away from us.
578
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,993
...Mbappé de Platini.
579
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,328
...Oscar.
580
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:05,662
O-Oscar?
581
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,874
James, you're never
going to win an Oscar.
582
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,042
You're done.
583
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,502
You're fired!
584
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,512
- Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.
585
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,931
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.
586
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,101
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.
587
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,436
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!
588
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:32,064
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.
589
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,565
Dick.
590
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,901
Max.
591
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:39,863
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.
592
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,533
Don't worry, boys.
593
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,993
It's just a minor setback.
594
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,415
Bank you.
595
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,959
You're going to be fine, James.
596
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,711
You're going to do great things.
597
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,214
Henry! James!
598
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,925
Bye-bye, Max.
599
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,026
No, no, no.
600
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,236
¿Por qué?
601
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:41,425
Ah...
602
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,937
Uh, okay.
603
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,625
Hey, Victor, bood night.
604
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,668
- Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.
605
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,545
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.
606
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,963
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.
607
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,673
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.
608
00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:28,555
Bood night, James.
609
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,281
Hmm.
610
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,866
Huh?
611
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,999
Eu-Eureka.
612
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,125
Eureka!
613
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,841
Storya.
614
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,301
...Minions.
615
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,723
Bonanza...
616
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,522
Glory hallelujah!
617
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:20,649
Henry, come here, come here!
618
00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,484
- Huh?
- ...storya!
619
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,570
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?
620
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:26,613
...movie.
621
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,365
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.
622
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,200
Sí, sí, sí!
623
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,037
¿Qué pasa?
624
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,205
Ah, looka, looka.
625
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,165
James...
626
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,750
...in la movies.
627
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,420
Movies?
628
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,213
...James.
629
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,464
Era fantástico.
630
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:46,508
Minions don't maka movies.
631
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,051
...Big Boss!
632
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:50,178
...y helpa James.
633
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,142
...Big Boss! Big Boss!
634
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,270
Oops.
635
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,564
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?
636
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,898
Sí, sí.
637
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,275
...movies.
638
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,735
...Boss.
639
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,486
Big Boss!
640
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,739
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.
641
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,574
Big Boss! Big Boss!
642
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,159
Big Boss!
643
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,202
Alles gut?
644
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,878
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
645
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:33,221
Ooh, there's romance.
646
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,682
How's that going to end up?
647
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,851
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.
648
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:40,812
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.
649
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,732
Yes, it's clear
this is a real passion project,
650
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,108
and you need to make it,
651
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,943
whatever challenges
get in your way.
652
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,737
Sí, sí.
653
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,280
...advice.
654
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,531
Advice?
655
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,201
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well...
656
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,452
where do I start?
657
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,455
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
658
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,124
Um, you guys have
film equipment?
659
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,959
Eh... no.
660
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,087
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
661
00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,338
A crew?
662
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,090
Crew. No.
663
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:09,925
No crew either? Mm.
664
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:13,887
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?
665
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,430
Sí. ...kaiju.
666
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,935
And what are you going to use
for your monster?
667
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,645
Ah, uh...
668
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,939
Aha. Okay.
669
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:24,981
Listen to me carefully.
670
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,983
What I'm going to tell you is
671
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,319
very, very important.
672
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,779
So, if you want
673
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,324
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,
674
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:37,369
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.
675
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,792
I can't really help you
with that, I'm afraid.
676
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:46,503
But I can give you this.
677
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,176
Un-un-un cámara.
678
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,512
Max, wirklich?
679
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,597
It was a gift from my father.
680
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,142
My first camera.
681
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,811
I'm passing it on to you now.
682
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:05,355
I believe in you, James.
683
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,607
I know you'll do great.
684
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,819
And remember,
a very cool monster movie
685
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,029
needs a very cool monster.
686
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,574
Max, darling. Come over here.
687
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:17,535
Good luck, guys.
688
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,374
...kaiju.
689
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,334
- Uh...
- Ed.
690
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:36,428
Oh...
691
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:38,346
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.
692
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,723
Maka la movie!
693
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,895
Ed saved the day!
694
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,605
James is gonna get his monster!
695
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,899
Oh, well,
I'm happy you're happy.
696
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,860
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?
697
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:54,362
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.
698
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:56,114
Yes! Please continue.
699
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,325
What about Dick
and the other Minions?
700
00:42:58,326 --> 00:42:59,868
Did they find a new boss?
701
00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:02,579
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.
702
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,874
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission
703
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:09,252
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe
704
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,798
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.
705
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:18,970
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!
706
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,597
Attention.
707
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,891
Uh, attention, earthlings.
708
00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:25,685
Cease current activities
and listen.
709
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,940
I am Dort,
710
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,776
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler
711
00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,737
to judge this pathetic planet.
712
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,115
Big Boss?
713
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:42,869
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.
714
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,121
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.
715
00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:46,998
Do you want to serve Dort?
716
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,583
Okay, let's go home.
717
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,211
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom's weekend.
718
00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:52,838
Oh, yes, and...
719
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:55,006
Come on, please.
720
00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:56,675
Leave me alone.
721
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,760
Guys, look at this winner.
722
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,095
Ah, thank you.
723
00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:01,763
That's very kind.
724
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:05,100
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort
725
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:07,185
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
726
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,479
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit
727
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,897
is talking to us.
728
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:14,150
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.
729
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,235
Um, I mean...
730
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:16,987
You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here
731
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,655
dressed as a tin can.
732
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,827
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
733
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:27,789
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.
734
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,335
I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.
735
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,628
Please stop.
736
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,505
Oh, yeah? Or what?
737
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,512
Whoa.
738
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,514
Why, you!
739
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,271
Now you've done it.
740
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,690
Dort was on a simple mission...
741
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:58,904
...to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,
742
00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,072
and then you went and got all up
743
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:03,700
in Dort's
facial recognition sensors.
744
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,118
Dort has made his decision
745
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,412
regarding the fate
of this planet.
746
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,998
Dort is going to invade Earth
747
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:14,544
and enslave humanity!
748
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,882
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
749
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,050
Ah, greetings.
750
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,760
I am Dort.
751
00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,428
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
752
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,388
Salutations, Richard.
753
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,349
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
754
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,934
Mm, okay.
755
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:33,313
Do you want to assist Dort in
a potentially dangerous mission?
756
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:36,232
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- Sí!
757
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:39,736
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort's secret lair!
758
00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:43,156
Big Boss!
759
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:46,077
MINIONS
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
760
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,955
Okay.
761
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:52,916
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.
762
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,001
Ed? ¡Vamos!
763
00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:59,214
Miso soup...
764
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:01,424
...yaki onigiri...
765
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,051
...edamame...
766
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:06,596
...daifuku!
767
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,145
Looka!
768
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,909
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju!
769
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,665
Yes! Yes, I'm free!
770
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,126
F-F-Freedom.
771
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,669
Bah...
772
00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:39,796
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?
773
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:44,634
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.
774
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:47,929
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I...
775
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,180
...monstra.
776
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:50,932
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.
777
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,308
And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
778
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,810
What you doing there, mister?
779
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,311
Whoo.
780
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,105
Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
781
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:59,107
Henry, no, no, no, no.
782
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,699
Oh, no, I feel like I've
disappointed you in some way.
783
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,868
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?
784
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:11,911
...le monstras?
785
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,873
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?
786
00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:17,667
Sí. Come here, come here.
787
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,754
Que para le movies.
788
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,130
Oh.
789
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:25,216
You need monsters
for your movie.
790
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:28,053
I know the perfect monsters
for you.
791
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,429
I'll take you to 'em.
792
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,598
Uh, uh, bank you!
793
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,141
Oh, by the way,
794
00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:36,019
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
795
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,480
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.
796
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,939
Oh. Soy James.
797
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,691
Oh, James.
798
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,693
Rolls off the face tendrils.
799
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,070
James.
800
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,030
- ...Henry.
- Hey, bello.
801
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,990
Henry. Oh, I like it.
802
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,492
It sounds tough and rugged.
803
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,285
It's like,
"Oh, look out, here comes
804
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,620
Henry!"
805
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,996
...Ed.
806
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,124
Ed. Enchanté.
807
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,460
Oh, man,
it's gonna be so much fun!
808
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,045
Come on, come on!
809
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,713
- -HENRY: Huh?
- What a fantastic day!
810
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,423
No.
811
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,260
Wipe your insolent feet
812
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:12,889
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.
813
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,226
Uh...
814
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,311
...le lair?
815
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,729
Affirmative.
816
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,731
Everyone, file in.
817
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,149
Dort!
818
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,484
Where have you been?
819
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,737
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
820
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,239
Yes, so sorry.
821
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,783
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.
822
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:34,119
But I come with good news.
823
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,246
Look what I found
on my way back.
824
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,414
Those muffins you love.
825
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:41,209
I only like the blueberry ones!
826
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,087
Yes, you're in luck.
827
00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:46,923
And I can only eat them
with a glass of...
828
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,591
Milk?
829
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,638
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
830
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,891
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.
831
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,519
She shall be spared
when Dort overthrows the planet.
832
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,437
Excuse me. Excuse me.
833
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,730
As will her cat.
834
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,774
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
835
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:09,571
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort's roommate Floyd.
836
00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:12,448
- Uh...
- Bello, Floyd.
837
00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:14,534
Hey. Sup?
838
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,619
Mm, hey, Dort...
839
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,873
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.
840
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,000
This is definitely a lair.
841
00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,710
No, looka.
842
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,628
Bink.
843
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,046
Bed.
844
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,799
Boyd.
845
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,468
No, no. Floyd.
846
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,013
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
847
00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,308
You foolish, naive Minion.
848
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,101
You are actually standing in
849
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:42,061
a very futuristic
alien spaceship
850
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,647
made to look like
a dingy apartment.
851
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,732
Very realistic, isn't it?
852
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,276
Even the weird smell.
That's all fake.
853
00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:49,903
Impressive, I know.
854
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:55,533
Huh? But, but...
855
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:56,868
But nothing!
856
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:59,329
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters
857
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,749
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.
858
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,959
Engaging in slamming mode!
859
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,087
Wow.
860
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,089
Oh, Dort is so cool!
861
00:50:11,967 --> 00:50:14,093
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.
862
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:15,803
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
863
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,222
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
864
00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,973
Wobble, wobble.
865
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,518
Fellas.
866
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,187
Wobble, wobble?
867
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:31,694
Wow, you're really
into your art, James.
868
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,029
You're so passionate.
869
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,280
I think you're a genius.
870
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:35,949
Oh, bank you.
871
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,036
Huh?
872
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,872
Ah.
873
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,750
Hey! Bello! Aw.
874
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,386
Ah la.
875
00:50:56,387 --> 00:51:00,057
No, no, no, no, no, no.
876
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,352
Eh?
877
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:08,356
Ah, phew.
878
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:30,712
Whoopsie.
879
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,380
Uh... Oh, oh, look!
880
00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:35,925
There it is, our destination!
881
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:38,720
¡Vamos!
882
00:51:38,721 --> 00:51:40,888
Let's go, fellas.
883
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,267
Uh, sí, sí.
884
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,859
...Dort.
885
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:53,860
Huh?
886
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:59,741
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.
887
00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:01,868
Dort has finally
received his orders
888
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,911
from the Supreme High Ruler.
889
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:08,249
It is time
to officially invade Earth!
890
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:15,131
Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort!
891
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,924
MINIONS
Dort! Dort!
892
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:21,137
DORT and MINIONS:
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
893
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:28,061
Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort!
894
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,479
Dort!
895
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,023
What did I say about the noise?!
896
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,941
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
897
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,276
My apologies.
898
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,820
With me. Dort. Dort.
899
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,866
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.
900
00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:02,678
Attention, people of Earth!
901
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:06,516
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!
902
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,312
Yeah!
903
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:19,112
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.
904
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,531
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.
905
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:22,907
Hey.
906
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,284
Please stop your shovel attack.
907
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:27,912
Cease immediately,
908
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,123
or you will pay the price.
909
00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,041
Looka, looka, buddies.
910
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:36,921
Let's see how you fare
against a similar attack,
911
00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:38,256
tiny insurgent.
912
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,716
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
913
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,552
No, no, no,
you can't kick that kid.
914
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,179
But he must be taught a lesson.
915
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,723
And also, he started it.
916
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:51,144
You are not from
around these parts, are you?
917
00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:52,437
Well, no.
918
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,397
I originate
from the planet Metlar.
919
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:57,400
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?
920
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,694
Right.
I don't know where that is.
921
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,238
But I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself,
922
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,656
so I understand the feeling
923
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,658
of being a stranger
in the big city.
924
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:10,204
So, what you're saying is
I am now free to kick him.
925
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,709
No, you can't.
926
00:54:14,710 --> 00:54:16,794
Well, I should get a move on.
927
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,880
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.
928
00:54:18,881 --> 00:54:21,757
Do you believe
women and men are equal?
929
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,135
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.
930
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:27,430
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.
931
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,559
You're so funny and cute.
932
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,603
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
933
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,271
What you said is cute.
934
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,522
Uh, pardon?
935
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,649
Come on, Debbie,
we're gonna be late.
936
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,485
Did you say Dort was...
937
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:41,944
SUFFRAGETTES
Give women the vote!
938
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:46,365
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
939
00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:48,784
Bye! Don't kick children!
940
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:51,329
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
941
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,956
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?
942
00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:56,501
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
943
00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:59,212
slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.
944
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:01,130
Huh?
945
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,382
You heard me. Follow Dort!
946
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:06,385
Give women the vote!
947
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,471
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.
948
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:11,641
Uh, buddies?
949
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:17,146
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!
950
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:22,360
Come on! Come on, come on!
951
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:24,612
James, you okay down there?
952
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:27,783
The entrance is straight ahead.
953
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:34,622
Patagonia!
954
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,634
I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!
955
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,512
Watch your step!
956
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,476
And here we are.
957
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,688
You're gonna love these gents.
958
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,022
We get them,
and then we go to...
959
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:02,525
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.
960
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:04,610
Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.
961
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:07,655
Whoa.
962
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,740
There they are!
963
00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:11,867
Howard and Phillips.
964
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,120
Goomi, magnífico.
965
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:15,371
Right?
966
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,206
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
967
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:21,586
Don't be scared though.
They're such good guys.
968
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,088
Just try not to look
too delicious.
969
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,089
Huh?!
970
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,383
Hmm.
971
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,114
Mega kaiju!
972
00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:52,283
Behold!
973
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:00,791
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.
974
00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,711
All right, where were we?
975
00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:06,047
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!
976
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,131
Yeah!
977
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,216
But wait, I'm sorry.
Quick question.
978
00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:11,344
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.
979
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,720
Is that okay?
980
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:15,598
Guys, guys.
981
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,601
We are not going
to destroy the world
982
00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,645
nor eat anyone in this room.
983
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,271
Are we clear?
984
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,648
- Huh?
- Not really.
985
00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:26,359
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.
986
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,861
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
987
00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:31,280
No, all that stuff is over.
988
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,990
We are no longer evil.
989
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,785
We work in
the motion picture industry.
990
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,286
See?
991
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,913
No worldwide destruction.
992
00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:41,374
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.
993
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:45,878
We're just gonna help James here
make his dreams come true.
994
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,715
Huh?
995
00:57:50,384 --> 00:57:51,884
Oh!
996
00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,220
Okay.
997
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,805
Wink, wink.
998
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,015
Got it. All right, we're in.
999
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:00,851
They're in!
1000
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,728
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
1001
00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,647
Sí. Woot, woot!
1002
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:06,899
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
1003
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,317
James, James.
1004
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,653
...loco.
Le monstra bada.
1005
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,905
Henry...
Stoppa, okay?
1006
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,324
Stoppa.
1007
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,828
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!
1008
00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:22,373
Howard having super weird day.
1009
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,793
Uh...
1010
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:30,423
Faster!
1011
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,383
Ah. Gooda, gooda.
1012
00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,884
Hey, Henry!
1013
00:59:14,426 --> 00:59:16,553
Mm!
1014
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,138
Ah!
1015
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,732
Mm-hmm.
1016
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:08,562
Ooh, is this
where you make movies?
1017
01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:10,941
Sí.
1018
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,442
Fantastic.
1019
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,528
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.
1020
01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:18,072
Come here!
1021
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:29,750
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!
1022
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,046
Uh, uh.
1023
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,427
- Uh...
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
1024
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,971
- This is great.
- Huh?
1025
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:42,972
Sí.
1026
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,810
El a destructo la terra!
1027
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:49,478
C'est besta storya.
1028
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,690
Oh, James, you've painted
such a wonderful picture
1029
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,733
with your beautiful gibberish.
1030
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,486
Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.
1031
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:58,654
Isn't it, guys?
1032
01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,657
Who cares about the movie?
1033
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,870
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and...
1034
01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:07,663
Smoosh people with feet!
1035
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,665
Exactly. Smoosh.
1036
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:10,833
Howard gets it.
1037
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,751
Huh?
1038
01:01:15,005 --> 01:01:16,505
Okay, just a little
moment, please.
1039
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,675
Uh, you and you, a word?
1040
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,594
We'll be right back.
1041
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:24,138
Oh. Okay.
1042
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,936
Uh. Eh.
1043
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,986
Goomi, what are we doing here?
1044
01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,821
Back in the good old days,
you were all about
1045
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:42,156
going from planet to planet,
1046
01:01:42,157 --> 01:01:44,533
obliterating
everything in sight.
1047
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,869
Now you want to make movies?
1048
01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,162
You've changed, man.
1049
01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:50,289
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.
1050
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:51,540
Where's the trust?
1051
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:54,084
Of course we're gonna
destroy everything.
1052
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,878
When those cameras
start rolling,
1053
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,714
we're going to conjure Irene.
1054
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,549
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?
1055
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:04,053
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.
1056
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,512
We're gonna have our revenge,
1057
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:08,891
but we're gonna destroy
everything on the planet.
1058
01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:11,477
Destroy!
1059
01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:14,314
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?
1060
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:18,233
Uh... destroy?
1061
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,820
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
1062
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,073
James!
1063
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,784
Get him!
1064
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,167
Uh...
1065
01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,877
Ooh!
1066
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:47,721
- Ow!
1067
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,977
Hmm.
1068
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,770
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1069
01:02:56,690 --> 01:02:58,190
Hey!
1070
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,945
Eh, en garde!
1071
01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:06,448
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1072
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:10,911
Aha!
1073
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,420
James!
1074
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:21,922
Huh? Henry?
1075
01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,132
Henry?!
1076
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,009
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
1077
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:27,094
Henry?
1078
01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:30,014
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
1079
01:03:30,015 --> 01:03:31,306
There's no Henry here.
1080
01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:33,976
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
1081
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,686
talking about, uh...
1082
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:40,859
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.
1083
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:45,487
This is Irene.
1084
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,864
Oh.
1085
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:51,618
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.
1086
01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,495
The coolest monster ever,
1087
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:56,915
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.
1088
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,333
Oh, I promise you, James,
1089
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,794
you've never seen
a monster like her.
1090
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,589
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
1091
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:30,032
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
1092
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,867
GOOMI
Okay.
1093
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,619
The big day has arrived.
1094
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,204
And I have good news.
1095
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,247
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat...
1096
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:39,083
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1097
01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,502
And he said he's sorry
for being such a doink,
1098
01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:44,463
and also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,
1099
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:47,216
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it's missing something.
1100
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,135
- Huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1101
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:52,387
But Henry had a solution.
1102
01:04:52,388 --> 01:04:54,765
What if, when the monster
first comes out,
1103
01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:56,391
she eats a victim
1104
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,727
to let the audience know
that she means business.
1105
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:02,022
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered
1106
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:06,151
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!
1107
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,239
Henry! Bank you!
1108
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,074
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
1109
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:14,118
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1110
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,537
He's really getting
into the part. -Aw.
1111
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:18,622
Well, James.
1112
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:20,249
Jim. Jimmy.
1113
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,708
Jimothy.
1114
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:25,546
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?
1115
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,089
Sí, sí.
1116
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,008
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?
1117
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:31,260
Th-This is your project.
1118
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:32,678
I don't want
to step on any toes.
1119
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:35,140
No problemo. Lumiosa!
1120
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:37,224
Sonos!
1121
01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,102
Y smoka!
1122
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,354
Minions y Monstras.
1123
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,689
Uno!
1124
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,030
The end is finally here.
1125
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:55,117
Earth is living
its last moments.
1126
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:57,619
The monsters are back
1127
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:00,205
with a vengeance!
1128
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:06,128
The time for Irene
has come again!
1129
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,796
Rahlia!
1130
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,216
Yogsogoth!
1131
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:12,968
Flitahgen!
1132
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,679
Carbonica!
1133
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,142
Alea Iacta Est!
1134
01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:23,605
Mercurio Sulubidis!
1135
01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:29,652
Cardamen Macchiato!
1136
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:46,835
Welcome, the all-consuming,
1137
01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:49,796
all-powerful Irene!
1138
01:06:56,054 --> 01:06:57,679
Irene!
1139
01:06:59,182 --> 01:07:01,892
Wow, you're so beautiful!
1140
01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:05,020
So big, so orange, so...
1141
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:08,523
G-G-Gooey!
1142
01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,859
Now feed, Irene!
1143
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:13,904
Feast on our modest offering
1144
01:07:13,905 --> 01:07:16,657
and go forth into the world!
1145
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,708
C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry!
1146
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,733
James! Helpa me!
1147
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,318
Huh? Helpa?
1148
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,028
But por qué helpa?
1149
01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:01,618
James!
1150
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:02,995
Uh, no, no!
1151
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,288
Stoppa!
1152
01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:06,039
Irene, stoppa!
1153
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,250
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
1154
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,877
Stop? I'm not gonna stop.
1155
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:13,422
I've been waiting
for this moment for eons.
1156
01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:17,426
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.
1157
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,094
No!
1158
01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:25,101
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1159
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,440
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
1160
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,303
Henry! Uh...
1161
01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:11,646
That was super fun.
1162
01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,441
What a perfect day
this has been.
1163
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,942
Thank you so much.
1164
01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,986
Oh. Oh, no.
1165
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,364
No, no. No. Thank you.
1166
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,449
I really like you, Dort.
You're...
1167
01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:25,118
you're not like
the other men that I know.
1168
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:28,997
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings
1169
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,208
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
1170
01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:34,127
Well, yes, but more like,
with you...
1171
01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:37,756
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.
1172
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,300
Aw, Debbie.
1173
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,178
Dort.
1174
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:04,116
C'est la Henry!
1175
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:06,118
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
1176
01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:07,202
Help buddy, buddy.
1177
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,204
- Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!
1178
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,664
Look at that thing!
1179
01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:13,208
Well, he's no match
for my robot boyfriend.
1180
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,877
Go! Get him, baby!
1181
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,462
Um, yes, yes.
1182
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:20,424
But that thing i-is huge!
1183
01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:23,218
Uh, I, um...
1184
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,511
Okay.
1185
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,348
- Dort?
- Dort?
1186
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,229
- Dort!
1187
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,480
- Uh, uh...
- Hmm?
1188
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:37,232
Buddies.
...Dort.
1189
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,733
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
1190
01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,068
Huh? Helpa Henry?
1191
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,362
Sí, helpa Henry!
1192
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:43,738
Buddies!
1193
01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:46,867
Helpa Henry!
1194
01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:13,477
On my command, prepare to fire!
1195
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:16,855
And, uh...
1196
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,613
Fall back! Fall back!
1197
01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,824
Huh?
1198
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:37,792
- Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.
1199
01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:40,879
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
1200
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,632
Hmph.
1201
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,466
Meow.
1202
01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,184
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
1203
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,103
Dort!
1204
01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:59,147
Where are we going?
1205
01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:03,068
Dort!
1206
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:04,361
Opena!
1207
01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,365
Huh?
1208
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,670
Phew.
1209
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,046
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Ouch! Ouch!
1210
01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:25,173
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch!
1211
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,643
Henry.
1212
01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:38,353
So I guess this is the end.
1213
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,564
Irene, finish him!
1214
01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,399
Huh?
1215
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,946
Oh!
1216
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,866
No, no, no, no, no!
1217
01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,499
Henry!
1218
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:11,429
Huh?
1219
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,402
Ah, no!
1220
01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:40,791
Ah...
1221
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,089
Ah...
1222
01:13:53,137 --> 01:13:54,596
Huh? Henry!
1223
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:55,930
James!
1224
01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:57,432
Toot, toot!
1225
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,686
- Minions!
- Huh?
1226
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:03,647
What?
1227
01:14:05,941 --> 01:14:08,276
Mm, piñata!
1228
01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:12,114
Huh?
1229
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:23,375
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
1230
01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:24,459
Click! Click! Click?
1231
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:27,337
Yah! Yah!
1232
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,225
Ow!
1233
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,981
Bazooka!
1234
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,334
James!
1235
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,461
Looka, looka!
1236
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:10,463
Go, go, go!
1237
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,857
Oh...!
1238
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,871
Good game, fellas,
but it's over.
1239
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:45,623
Irene, take 'em all down!
1240
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:55,633
Uh, James.
1241
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,101
Huh?
1242
01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:07,771
Ah, ah, what's happening?
Who dares?
1243
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,902
I am Dort!
1244
01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:16,988
Bravo!
1245
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:20,325
Call off your attack, or else.
1246
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,786
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
1247
01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,662
We've got Irene!
1248
01:16:24,663 --> 01:16:26,164
Agreed.
1249
01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:29,167
But I've got...
1250
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:31,836
Minions!
1251
01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,923
Piñata!
1252
01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:08,665
Uh, no.
1253
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:18,967
Ah...
1254
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,301
Kanpai!
1255
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,808
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
1256
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:52,042
GOOMI
Irene!
1257
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,377
Hey, Goomi!
1258
01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:55,545
Huh?
1259
01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:01,009
- Huh?
- Oh, no.
1260
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,802
No, no. No, no, no, no.
1261
01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:03,845
No, no, no, no!
1262
01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:06,222
Undo la spella.
1263
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,725
Command-Zed!
1264
01:18:08,726 --> 01:18:10,310
Run for it, boys!
1265
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:12,353
Undo!
1266
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,777
Command-Zed!
1267
01:18:19,778 --> 01:18:23,157
Don't you dare lock me
in there again, or I'm gonna...
1268
01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:31,331
Dick!
1269
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,498
Tú le besta.
1270
01:18:32,499 --> 01:18:34,125
No, Greg. Tú le besta.
1271
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,337
Ah. Oh!
1272
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,672
Oh.
1273
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,886
Dort! Dort!
1274
01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:47,056
Oh, Debbie!
1275
01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:49,474
Yes, indeed.
1276
01:18:49,475 --> 01:18:52,936
The day and Earth itself
was saved.
1277
01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,687
All was right in the world.
1278
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:57,357
And get this.
1279
01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:59,943
Ed had never stopped filming.
1280
01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:11,162
And so,
after months of hard work,
1281
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:13,915
and with the help
of all of his buddies,
1282
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,751
James had made his dream
come true.
1283
01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:19,796
He had done it.
1284
01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:22,841
He had finally made his movie.
1285
01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:31,349
And let me tell you,
1286
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:35,269
watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,
1287
01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:39,148
there was truly nothing better.
1288
01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:46,698
James! James!
James! James! James!
1289
01:19:49,910 --> 01:19:52,370
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
1290
01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:53,789
Bank you.
1291
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,290
Bank you.
1292
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:58,042
Bravo!
1293
01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:00,503
I'm so proud of you, James!
1294
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:01,754
Oh, xiè xie.
1295
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,172
Fantastic work, Minions.
1296
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:05,675
That was incredible.
1297
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,802
Fun for the whole family.
1298
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:14,810
And the evening just
kept getting better and better.
1299
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,229
Uh...
1300
01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:21,607
Uh.
1301
01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:23,985
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1302
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:25,903
Bank you, Henry.
1303
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,454
Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment
1304
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:37,373
that none of them
would ever forget.
1305
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,876
They had done it.
1306
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:44,338
The Minions had achieved success
in the face of adversity.
1307
01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:46,716
And even though
it took a long time
1308
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:50,928
and it wasn't always easy,
they came out on top.
1309
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,680
As a group.
1310
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,390
As a tribe.
1311
01:20:54,391 --> 01:20:56,184
As friends.
1312
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,437
Aw!
1313
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:00,563
Cut!
1314
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,857
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!
1315
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:04,567
Bank you!
1316
01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:08,362
Hey, hey.
1317
01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,531
- Bank you!
- Way to go, Minions.
1318
01:21:10,532 --> 01:21:12,992
Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
1319
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:17,038
Hey!
1320
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:25,630
Thank you.
1321
01:21:25,631 --> 01:21:27,215
Whoo!
1322
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,968
- Hey.
- Come here, come here.
1323
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:36,849
Bank you, Floyd!
1324
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:39,769
Aw.
1325
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:43,981
Eh, James, tapioca?
1326
01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,859
- Tapioca.
- Credits!
1327
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,005
Ooh.
1328
01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,341
Eh.
1329
01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:12,760
Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
1330
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,792
Whoa!
1331
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,252
Bello?
1332
01:22:46,253 --> 01:22:48,171
Stuart, helpa con la booka.
1333
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,632
Uh...
1334
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,639
Ah, uh, uh...
1335
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,767
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
1336
01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:04,062
Stop! Hey, stop it!
1337
01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:16,407
Eh?
1338
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,163
Uh...
1339
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:24,666
Ah.
1340
01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:46,145
Ooh, looka, looka!
1341
01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,988
Come here, come here!
1342
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:13,173
...Kitty Gru!
1343
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,508
Rawr.
1344
01:24:17,761 --> 01:24:20,972
...Sheepy Gru!
1345
01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,098
Baa...
1346
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:24,725
Ooh, ooh.
1347
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,271
...Penguin Gru!
1348
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:33,109
...Piggy Gru!
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