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Eh... an Academy
Award winning cartoon short.
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Noble knights of the Round Table,
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ahem,
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ever since the accursed Black Knight
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captured our singing sword,
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evil times hath befallen us.
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Ahem.
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One of ye knights
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must recover the singing sword.
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The Black Knight
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has a fire-breathing dragon.
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But... but... but the Black Knight
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is invincible.
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Odsbodkins!
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Hath the knights of the Round Table
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turned chicken?
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Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
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Yuk yuk yuk!
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Only a fool would go after
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the singing sword.
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A good idea... fool.
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Wha...?
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Unless you bring back
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the singing sword,
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you will be put to the rack,
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burned at the stake,
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and beheaded.
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Be-be-beheaded?
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ah-ah-ah-choo!
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Ah-choo!
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You crazy, idiot, bedraggled dragon!
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I warned you about
letting your fire get low.
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Now you caught cold.
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So this is the singing sword.
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Big deal.
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I wonder why they call it
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the singing sword.
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♪ Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ aah aah aah ♪
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drop that sword, varmint!
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Quick!
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The singing sword's been stolen!
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Wake up, you fire-breathing lizard!
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Stop breathing on me, you idiot!
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Heh heh! That was simple.
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Eee! eee! Eee!
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Whoa, dragon!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Stupid dragon.
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How's the water, doc?
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Open that bridge, varmint!
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Open it, I say!
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Close it! Close it!
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Close it up again!
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O.K., rabbit,
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you forced me to use force.
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Hah! hah, dragon!
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Hey! hah! Yah, dragon!
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Hah, dragon! Hah!
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Prepare yourself, rabbit.
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I'm a-comin' over the wall.
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You'll pay for this, varmint.
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Now, uh,
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let's see if I remember.
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Head down, left arm stiff...
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Ah-ah-ah-choo!
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Ow!
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You idiot.
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Ah-choo!
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Ah...
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Aah! don't sneeze, you stupid dragon,
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or you'll blow us to the moon!
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Ah-ah-ah-choo!
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Dragons is so stupid.
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Adios! have a nice trip!
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Bon voyage! Farewell to thee!
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♪ Aah aah aah ♪
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♪ aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ aah aah aah aah aah ♪
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♪ aah aah ♪
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He got an Oscar, and I got a carrot.
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So without further ado, in three acts,
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welcome to Friz Freleng's.
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Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie,
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starring... ha ha ha! Little old me.
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Eh, what's up, doc?
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You're despicable!
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Sufferin' succotash!
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Ooh! I thought I taw a Puddy Tat!
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Th-th-the name's Porky Pig.
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Eh, when Hollywood was just a kid,
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the whole world fell in love.
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With the wacky and wonderful
slapstick comedy.
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It was the time of baggy-pants comics.
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And far-out gags.
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Then Warner Brothers gave the world.
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Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes.
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Friz Freleng and his fellow innovators.
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Created some of the zaniest,
looniest characters.
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To ever appear on the silver screen,
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and the baggy-pants comics was out.
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As Charlie Chaplin himself once said,
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"how can we compete?
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These guys don't have to stop
to take a breath."
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Then from the magic pen of Friz Freleng.
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Came a warmhearted,
humble, little introvert.
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Called Yosemite Sam.
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Any one of you Lily-livered,
bowlegged varmints
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care to slap leather with me?
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In case any of you get any ideas,
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you better know who you're dealing with.
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I'm the hootingest, tootingest, shootingest
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bobtail wildcat in the west.
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I'm the fastest gun north, south, east,
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and west of the Pecos.
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Well, hello there.
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$50 million!
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Ooh. hmm.
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That widow ought to
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get married.
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When I get my hands on that money,
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I'll buy the old ladies home
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and kick the old ladies out.
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I'll have the orphans' home torn down,
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and I'll get rid of the police department.
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Ha ha ha!
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Heh. that evil character's after
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that nice old lady's money.
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Looks like this boy scout's
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going to do his good deed for today.
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Ooh! oh, it's chilly in here.
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Coming.
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Coming.
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I want you, baby...
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Your eyes, your lips.
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Come with me to the Kasbah.
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We'll make beautiful music together.
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Oh!
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Ha ha ha!
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Come to papa, baby.
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Nothing like this has happened to me
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since the boys got back
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from Gettysburg.
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Oh! oh! Ooh!
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Oh! oh, goodness!
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Oh, goodness.
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Someone's at the door.
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Don't go away. I'll be right back.
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Aha! I find you, my little pigeon.
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Fly with me to Paris.
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh! hoo hoo! My!
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20 years nothing,
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and then it all piles up
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in one day.
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Oh! ha ha ha!
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Oh, goodness me!
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Oh! oh! Oh!
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Oh! Hoo hoo hoo!
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Eh, what is up, Monsieur le Physicien?
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You darn dude!
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I'll give you a taste of leather!
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Ha! you have insulted great lover.
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The Marquis of Queensberry rules.
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Take this.
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Oh!
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Pistols at 10 paces?
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You're on.
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En garde.
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I'm ready.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
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6, 7, 8, 9, 9 1/2,
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9 3/4, 9 3/16, 11/16,
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12/16, 10!
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Yep. it's right on time.
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Ooh, what a night.
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Open up!
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Open up that door!
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Coming.
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Coming.
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Now I got...
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Emma!
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Oh, you're cute.
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Ha ha ha!
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Yahoo!
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, my! Ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, heavens to Betsy!
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He's looped!
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You'd better sit down
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while I fix you
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a cup of black coffee.
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I'll be back with your coffee
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in a jiffy.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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One or two lumps?
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Make it two.
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Two? O.K. 1, 2.
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Ooh! ha ha ha!
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Oh, my!
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Here's your coffee. One or two lumps?
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Aah!
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That's how many!
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Oh, he flipped his lid.
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Great horny toads! Wait, Emmie!
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Wait!
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I'm sorry. Open up, Emmie.
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Don't you come near me.
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Aw, come on, Emmie.
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Emmie!
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Ooh! you're cute. Let's elope.
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O.K. you get to the window.
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I'll get a ladder.
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I want to take a few things along.
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Catch.
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That dame's taking everything
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but the kitchen sink.
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Don't forget the money, Emmie.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, hello there.
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Where am I?
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Oh, it's powerful hot in here.
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Is this Dallas?
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No...
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But you're close.
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And what is your name,
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little man?
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It's Yosemite Sam.
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Yosemite Sam. Now, let's see.
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Yosemite Sam... yosemit... ah!
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Here you are. Oh, my.
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My goodness.
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You have been a bad boy, haven't you?
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The... the devil made me do it.
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I mean, that rabbit made me do it.
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Knock it off, Sam.
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I can't stand to see a grown man cry.
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I'll stop crying if you send me back.
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Hmm...
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I'll send you back on one condition...
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You've got to bring somebody back
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to replace you.
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Oh, I will! I will!
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I've already got the very varmint in mind.
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I'll send you back
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as a Roman captain of the guards.
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I'll take it. I'll take it.
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Then it's a deal?
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Shake.
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Ow! ooh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow!
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Ooh! ow! Ow! That's hot!
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Ha ha ha!
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When you're hot, you're hot.
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O.K., back you go.
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By gum, he did it. I'm back in Rome.
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Fall in!
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Forward march!
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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Eh.
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Hut, 2, 3, 4.
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What's that?
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A parade!
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Oh, boy, I love parades!
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Hmm...
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Get that rabbit!
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Charge!
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Oops.
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Giddup! giddup! Giddup, mule! Hyah!
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Hyah, hyah, mule!
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00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:16,949
Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule!
280
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,418
Whoa, mule!
281
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,872
Whoa!
282
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,250
Now where did that skunk of a rabbit go?
283
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,270
Why, you mangy, fang-toothed critter,
284
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,472
take that!
285
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,407
Maybe that will learn you
286
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,275
to keep your big mouth shut.
287
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,910
That fur-bearing varmint's
288
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,998
around here somewheres.
289
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:54,453
How many times do I have to tell you
290
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:59,243
to... shut... up?
291
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,432
Wait till I lay my hands
292
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,167
on that varmint.
293
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,187
I'll...
294
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,312
How now, brown cow?
295
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,479
No long-eared galoot
296
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:31,668
can outfox the captain of the guards.
297
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,887
O.K., rabbit,
298
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,556
now let's see who's the smartest.
299
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:41,360
Oh, it looks like you outsmarted me.
300
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,114
Oh, woe is me.
301
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,336
Ah, shut up.
302
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,155
Here, lions.
303
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,221
I hates rabbits.
304
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,990
I'd better get out of here
305
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,477
while the getting's good.
306
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,862
You back already?
307
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,297
Where's your replacement?
308
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,699
You've got to give me another chance.
309
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,335
I'll get a replacement... honest.
310
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,403
See that you do.
311
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,238
I'll get the critter this time.
312
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,572
I'll send him to hell.
313
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,676
Oh, oh, oh, pardon my language.
314
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,762
Here you go.
315
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:13,070
What am I doing on this humpbacked mule?
316
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,891
Great horny toads!
317
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,328
I'd recognize them flat feet anywhere.
318
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:26,817
Yah, mule! Yah! Yah! Yah!
319
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:31,103
Whoa, camel. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa, camel!
320
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,404
Whoa!
321
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,473
Oh, come on, whoa!
322
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:38,895
When I say whoa, I mean whoa!
323
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,168
♪ Singing in the bathtub ♪
324
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,223
Now, I hope that will learn you,
325
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,211
you humpbacked mulie.
326
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,433
Eh, what's up, doc?
327
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:04,703
You with the side show around here?
328
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,938
I'm no doc,
329
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,639
you flea-bitten varmint.
330
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:09,557
I'm Riff-Raff Sam,
331
00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:11,477
the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff.
332
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,197
Your slip is showing.
333
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:20,170
Ooh, why, you...
334
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:27,677
Whoa!
335
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,429
Follow that rabbit! Giddy-up!
336
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:31,964
Come on, camel. Giddy-up!
337
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,599
Giddy-up! yah! Yah! Yah!
338
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,501
Camel, giddy-up!
339
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,569
When I say giddy-up,
340
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,872
I mean giddy-up!
341
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,273
Whoa!
342
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,875
Whoa, camel. Whoa.
343
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,576
Whoa! whoa!
344
00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,530
Whoa, camel.
345
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,148
A car!
346
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,068
Boy, what a break.
347
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,089
What a spot to pick for a miragie.
348
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,857
Whoa, camel!
349
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,244
Whoa! whoa!
350
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,630
When I say whoa,
351
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:08,385
I mean whoa!
352
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,710
Open the door!
353
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,698
Open it! Open it!
354
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,382
I could have swore
355
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,317
I heard somebody knocking.
356
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,437
Oh, well.
357
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,677
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Arab!
358
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,454
Uh-oh.
359
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,944
Hyah, mule! Hyah, hyah, hyah, mule!
360
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,997
Hyah!
361
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:30,433
I wonder if he's stubborn enough
to open all those doors.
362
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,224
You just had to open
every door, didn't you?
363
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,559
I'll be right back!
364
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,261
I'll get that bucktoothed,
365
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,729
floppy-eared, slimy varmint,
366
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:47,651
or my name ain't Yosemite Sam.
367
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:52,604
That elevator only goes one way... down.
368
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:57,075
Ow! ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
369
00:24:57,095 --> 00:25:02,165
Maybe I'd better send you back my way.
370
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,162
Any one of you Lily-livered,
bowlegged varmints
371
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,565
care to slap leather with me?
372
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:22,367
In case any of you get any ideas,
373
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:25,237
you'd better know who you're dealing with.
374
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,506
I'm the hootingest, tootingest, shootingest
375
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,860
bobtail wildcat in the west.
376
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,611
I'm the fastest gun
377
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:37,216
north, south, east, and west of the Pecos.
378
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,850
I'm the...
379
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,019
eh... shut up!
380
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:45,609
Did I hear someone say "shut up"?
381
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,494
Yup.
382
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:51,663
Stranger, you just yupped yourself
383
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:54,132
into a hole in the head.
384
00:25:54,152 --> 00:25:55,434
You've been eating onions.
385
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:58,403
And you're going to be eating lead!
386
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,106
I'm a-warnin' you, stranger!
387
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,808
It's fair to warn you
388
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:05,043
I swing a fair shooting iron myself.
389
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,645
You see that church bell?
390
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,081
I'll carom a shot off from it,
391
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,283
then off that water tower,
392
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:12,618
through the window,
393
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:14,753
off the bottle on this bar,
394
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:18,675
then part your hair right down the middle.
395
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:25,497
Ha! you missed.
396
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,050
Wait.
397
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,469
You call that shooting?
398
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:35,191
I'll show you some real shooting.
399
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:39,311
Now, beat that, varmint!
400
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:43,533
Gee, that's tough, but I'll try.
401
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,588
That does it!
402
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,224
I'm a-blastin' you!
403
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:55,060
I figured you'd like to settle this
404
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,396
in a gentlemanlike manner.
405
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,547
Gentleman?
406
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,700
That's against my principles,
but it's a deal.
407
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,704
10 paces, turn, and fire. All right?
408
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,072
All right.
409
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:10,727
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10!
410
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,731
Ooh... get back, varmint!
411
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,983
Ooh... cut it out!
412
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:19,785
No more gentleman stuff.
413
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,288
From now on, you fights my way...
414
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,275
Dirty!
415
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:35,100
5:15? I'll take care of you later.
416
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,836
I got to catch a train...
417
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:41,458
And Rob it.
418
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:51,216
Get back there, rabbit!
419
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,218
I'm a-robbin' that train.
420
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,354
And I'm saving that train.
421
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,055
If you don't get back,
422
00:27:57,075 --> 00:28:00,525
I'll blast you at the count of five.
423
00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:03,413
1, 2, 3, 4...
424
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,865
You stupid horse.
425
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:10,186
Get a-goin'!
426
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,374
Now, this time
427
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,877
I'm only going to count to three.
428
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,131
1, 2...
429
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,818
You double-crossing rabbit!
430
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,720
You cut down your chances.
431
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,423
I'm only going to count two
432
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,625
and then blast you.
433
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,627
1, 2...
434
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,014
Yaah!
435
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,299
Hyah! hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
436
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,520
Hyah! hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
437
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:52,377
Ha! this will stop him.
438
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:56,181
You better stop your train, rabbit!
439
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,050
You better stop your train.
440
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,920
Well, I'm not stopping mine!
441
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,589
And I'm not stopping mine.
442
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:05,590
Oh, yeah?
443
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:10,213
We'll see who will chicken out first.
444
00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,063
Well, well, well!
445
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:46,998
Look who just dropped in.
446
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,568
You must like it down here.
447
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,269
No! no! I hate it!
448
00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,873
Oh, I am terribly disappointed in you.
449
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:59,077
However, I'm giving you
just one more chance.
450
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,645
Oh, no, you're not!
451
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:01,913
If you want him,
452
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:05,502
you can get him yourself.
453
00:30:06,204 --> 00:30:07,719
I'm staying!
454
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,173
Ha ha ha ha!
455
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:18,763
Eh... The Roaring Twenties.
456
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,333
Brought on the cops and robbers movies.
457
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,034
Audiences flocked into theaters.
458
00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:24,202
To see their favorites.
459
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:26,805
FBI agent Elliot Ness was brought in.
460
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,273
To clean up the crime.
461
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:29,641
He became a public hero.
462
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,378
Friz Freleng decided that
whatever Ness could do,
463
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:34,579
I could do better.
464
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,649
From this point on, you are on your own.
465
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,552
You will be known to the department
466
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,772
as Elegant Mess.
467
00:30:42,908 --> 00:30:46,324
Then I made a Ness of myself.
468
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,378
Taxi!
469
00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,790
Look, fellows.
470
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,609
How many times do I have to tell you?
471
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,311
I haven't got a cold!
472
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,614
Ha ha ha! This is fun, Rocky!
473
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:12,450
In the wee hours of the morning,
474
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:14,686
the mobster's car was seen driving.
475
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,822
Out on the pier at Lake Michigan.
476
00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:19,757
They drove away,
477
00:31:19,777 --> 00:31:21,693
figuring they had disposed
of Mess permanently.
478
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:26,316
But they had not figured on his ingenuity.
479
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:32,170
The boys decided to throw a party.
480
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:36,826
Celebrating Rocky's birthday
and Agent Mess' removal.
481
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:41,680
Among those attending
were Jack "Legs" Rhinestone,
482
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,715
Baby Face Half-Nelson,
483
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,383
Pizza-Puss Lasagne,
484
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,053
Pistol-Nose Pringle,
485
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,821
and Teeth Malloy.
486
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:52,924
Uh... Rocky, we want to present to you
487
00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:55,812
a token of our esteem.
488
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,630
Hiya, suckers!
489
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,332
Who's the broad?
490
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:03,853
She's some looker, hey, Rocky?
491
00:32:04,889 --> 00:32:07,973
Uh... what happened, Rocky?
492
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:10,193
You bonehead.
493
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,515
You know, you're a lucky broad.
494
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,117
I like you.
495
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,171
Stop the music.
496
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:26,676
Stop... stop the music.
497
00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,680
Stop the music!
498
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:52,035
Turn on the light, Mugsy.
499
00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:57,040
Turn it off... quick!
500
00:32:57,375 --> 00:33:00,291
You lunkhead!
501
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:03,228
Now, you get over here,
and I'll turn on the light.
502
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,296
Then let him have it.
503
00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:08,051
Uh... O.K., Rocky.
504
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,426
Gee, this is fun, Rocky...
505
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:38,096
Just like in the amusement park.
506
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,364
Shut up.
507
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:40,932
The way I work this thing,
508
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:44,587
you'd think I knew something about it.
509
00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,316
On August 19th,
510
00:33:59,336 --> 00:34:01,319
Rocky was brought before Judge Hugo Strait.
511
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:05,123
In Superior Court Number Five,
State of Illinois.
512
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:08,293
Has the defendant been read his rights?
513
00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:10,862
I read him his rights, Your Honor.
514
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,030
Didn't I, Clancy?
515
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,165
He surely did. Didn't he, O'Hara?
516
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,968
He did. I heard it. Didn't youse, Bugs?
517
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:20,472
I read him every right
the rascal had coming.
518
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,506
Didn't I, Clancy?
519
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:24,242
That youse did. You certainly did.
520
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,143
Didn't he, O'Hara?
521
00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:26,745
All right! All right, already.
522
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,180
Does the defendant have anything to say
523
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,548
before I pronounce sentence?
524
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,383
One moment, Your Honor!
525
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,120
I present writs of Habeas Corpus,
526
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,122
Corpus Delicti, and Ad Nauseam,
527
00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:38,556
charging that my client
528
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,291
is deprived of his rights
529
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:43,294
of Ipso Facto and E Pluribus Unum,
530
00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:46,197
and I insist on his immediate release
531
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,432
under the precedent
532
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:49,200
set by section 8, paragraph 95
533
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:51,369
of Rogers vs. Semper Fidelis.
534
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,805
Case dismissed.
535
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:56,425
Thank you.
536
00:34:57,529 --> 00:34:59,844
Heh heh heh.
537
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:02,396
It wasn't long.
538
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,967
Before Rocky was up
to his old tricks again.
539
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:11,356
All right, Mugsy. Step on the gas.
540
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,725
Come back, you dimwit!
541
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,461
Wait for me, stupid! Stop!
542
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:19,597
Agent Mess lost track
of Rocky's new hideout.
543
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:24,020
Then an event took place
that aroused his interest.
544
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:32,929
Eh... j-jumping Juniper!
What's all the rumpus?
545
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:42,220
J-j-jumping Juniper! A golden egg!
546
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,255
Eh... 24-karat solid gold!
547
00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:46,491
I... I'm rich! I... I'm rich!
548
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:49,994
Who's responsible... who's responsible...
549
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:53,015
Who did this?
550
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,370
I know who it was. It was me!
551
00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:00,705
But I'm no fool.
552
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:04,042
I know what happened to the goose
553
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,311
that laid the golden egg.
554
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,079
Well, c-come on now.
555
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,582
Don't be bashful. Who did it?
556
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,650
I know who did it.
557
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,804
She did it.
558
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:25,681
O.K. so I laid an egg!
559
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,410
"worth a fortune to owner."
560
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:44,716
Hey... that's better
than the numbers racket.
561
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:49,053
Hey, boys, we're going
into poultry business.
562
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:52,490
Agent Mess figured this was
the sort of inducement.
563
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:56,679
That would lure Rocky out of hiding.
564
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:05,955
B-b-but... but I don't want to sell him.
565
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:14,530
Yeah, th-th-they talked me into it.
566
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:21,552
Say, what's going on around here?
567
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,121
What's the big idea?
568
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:24,722
All right, duck.
569
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,592
Make with the golden egg.
570
00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:31,681
Egg, schmegg. I can't lay no egg!
571
00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:34,532
I said lay an egg, duck.
572
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:35,733
Oh, well, you see,
573
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:39,003
I can't lay no egg just anywhere.
574
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:40,305
Um... I'm an artist.
575
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,307
I've got to have atmosphere...
576
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,876
Uh, beautiful surroundings.
577
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,277
Yeah?
578
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:51,167
O.K., boys. Make with the atmosphere.
579
00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,091
Now, this is more like it.
580
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,726
Cut it.
581
00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:04,028
All right, duck.
582
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:05,897
About that egg...
583
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,733
Oh, yeah! The egg! A little later on.
584
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:12,755
I'm not in the mood right now.
585
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,807
Nick.
586
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,194
O.K., boss.
587
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:29,520
It was ghastly!
588
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,457
The deck seemed to lift up under my feet.
589
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:36,027
Then I was in the water...
Black, oily water!
590
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:38,047
I struggled...
591
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,265
O.K., duck.
592
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,201
No more stalling, see?
593
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,303
You've got just five minutes
594
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:48,106
to lay that egg, or...
595
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,842
Pow! pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
596
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:53,511
Well, I'll see what I can do,
597
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,580
but I got to have privacy!
598
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,183
I never lay eggs in p-p-public!
599
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:01,337
O.K., duck.
600
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,173
But remember...
601
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:07,176
Five minutes.
602
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:32,168
Four minutes.
603
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:46,148
Your laundry, sir.
604
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:50,519
Three minutes.
605
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:58,127
T-t-t-t-two minutes.
606
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,411
No egg?
607
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:51,562
Uh-uh.
608
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:53,282
So long, pal.
609
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:02,440
That just goes to show you...
610
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,609
You don't know what you can do
611
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:08,130
till you've got a gun against your head.
612
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:13,169
Well, toodles. See you around.
613
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:19,175
Just a minute, duck.
614
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,246
Fill them up.
615
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:36,207
We had you pegged all the time.
616
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:39,443
Thought you could get away with it, eh?
617
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,879
Is there anything we can get for you?
618
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:46,184
Yes. get me a
p-p-proctologist right away.
619
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:48,969
The headlines proclaimed.
620
00:41:48,989 --> 00:41:51,773
That a loophole in the law
had freed Rocky again.
621
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:56,127
Extra! Read all about it!
622
00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:59,063
Tweety Bird missing! Bird gets the bird!
623
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:05,688
Read all about it!
Million-dollar bird gone!
624
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:09,040
Monsieur Sylvester is a special agent.
625
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,542
He'll search the underworld's back alleys.
626
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:15,846
For signs of the missing Tweety.
627
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,031
Oh! ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
628
00:42:18,051 --> 00:42:20,218
Police authorities
believe that Tweety Bird.
629
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:21,285
Is being held for ransom.
630
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:24,055
By the notorious Rocky and his gang.
631
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:27,391
And if you are listening
to this broadcast, Rocky,
632
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,593
remember...
633
00:42:28,613 --> 00:42:30,761
don't hurt the bird!
634
00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:32,330
Turn it off, Nick.
635
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,899
O.K., Rocky. Anything you say.
636
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:37,702
Those bad old gangsters!
637
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:40,656
Nasty old kidnappers!
638
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,473
I wonder where someone
639
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:46,528
would go about hiding a kidnapped bird.
640
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:52,717
Say, that must be the missing kidnappee!
641
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:55,186
And where there's a kidnappee,
642
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:59,375
the kidnappers must be close by.
643
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,397
Oh, goody! Goody!
644
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:11,920
Look at that nice puddy
tat trying to save me.
645
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:18,709
Hey, boss!
646
00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,612
I thought I taw a Puddy Tat.
647
00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:26,268
You did. You did tee a Puddy Tat.
648
00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:40,649
I slipped.
649
00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,251
Oh! oh, there you are, puddy.
650
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,453
Hide me! Hide me! Quick!
651
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,621
Here. hide here.
652
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,757
They'll never find you in here.
653
00:44:06,777 --> 00:44:09,478
Ooh... thank you.
654
00:44:12,516 --> 00:44:14,198
Not so hard!
655
00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,634
Hey, Rocky! The bird's gone.
656
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:21,857
He must be out here someplace.
657
00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:25,843
O.K., pussycat.
658
00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:28,731
Where is it? The bird.
659
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:33,784
Oh, yeah? Search the pussycat, Nick.
660
00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:36,605
O.K., boss.
661
00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:45,396
Ooh! Aah! Hey!
Stop! No! Aah! No!
662
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,649
Ah! aah! Eee!
663
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:52,654
O.K., bird. The jig is up.
664
00:44:57,661 --> 00:45:02,097
Hey, boss! This is all I could find.
665
00:45:02,466 --> 00:45:07,102
O.K., cat. Get your package and scram.
666
00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:20,598
You dirty guys!
667
00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:22,985
Ugh.
668
00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:43,154
O.K., Rocky.
669
00:45:43,174 --> 00:45:44,855
Open up now. We got you.
670
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:49,011
Cheese it! The cops!
Take the bird. Quick!
671
00:45:54,585 --> 00:46:00,055
All right, Rocky. Down to
the station house with you.
672
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:07,095
Hold it!
673
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,356
We are gathered here today
674
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:23,445
to pay homage to this magnificent cat...
675
00:46:23,714 --> 00:46:26,163
Who fought his natural instincts
676
00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,932
to save this little bird. Yes.
677
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,634
And now, gentlemen,
you may take your pictures
678
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:33,137
of the cat kissing the little bird.
679
00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:36,040
Come on, cat. Kiss the little birdie.
680
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:41,296
Come on, Puddy Tat.
Kiss the little birdie.
681
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:49,053
Oh, he's a bad Puddy Tat.
682
00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:50,888
On October 28th, Agent Mess.
683
00:46:50,908 --> 00:46:53,924
Slapped the handcuffs on Rocky and Mugsy.
684
00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,378
And brought them to justice.
685
00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:00,731
They were sentenced
to 20 years at hard labor,
686
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:02,733
which was a little tough on Agent Mess,
687
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:08,657
who was never able to find
the keys to his handcuffs.
688
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:21,752
Ah, this is Hollywood, city of winners...
689
00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:23,787
Winners of Oscars, Emmys, and Grammys.
690
00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:26,857
Friz Freleng won five Academy awards.
691
00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,259
And two Emmys.
692
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,793
Me? I got a carrot.
693
00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:32,329
When I complained to Friz, he said,
694
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,931
"don't bother me. I'm creating."
695
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:38,002
He created the Oswald Awards
just for us cartoon actors.
696
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:42,658
Tonight, you're going to
witness this exciting event.
697
00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:50,214
Hello, greetings, and hi.
698
00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:52,049
Tonight I'm going to interview
699
00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:54,218
some of these cartoony celebrities...
700
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:56,554
That is, if I can find one.
701
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,223
Oh! here's one now, even as I speak.
702
00:47:59,243 --> 00:48:02,459
It's that little stinker, Pepe Le Pew,
703
00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:06,330
the greatest lover to ever
appear on the silver screen.
704
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:11,853
And off the screen, too, n'est-ce pas?
705
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:16,574
Say something to your fans, Mr. Pepe Le...
706
00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,642
Pew!
707
00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:20,311
Gee.
708
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:21,979
Ha ha! Boy.
709
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,048
I must say, meeting you
710
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:28,704
has been a breathtaking experience.
711
00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:37,328
Well, look who's here.
712
00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:39,296
It's Parker Pig.
713
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:41,498
The name's Porky Pig.
714
00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:42,433
Who's your friend?
715
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:45,736
Thr... thr... two little pigs plus one.
716
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,037
Show-biz folks, huh?
717
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:50,207
No. they're build... build...
They're contractors.
718
00:48:50,227 --> 00:48:51,709
I built my house of straw.
719
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,210
I built my house of sticks.
720
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,179
I built my house of bricks.
721
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:57,581
I must say, it looks like
722
00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,818
you're all living high on the hog.
723
00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:01,752
Ha ha ha!
724
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:04,722
A little pig joke there. Ha ha!
725
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:05,956
Don't I know you?
726
00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:08,359
Now, don't tell me. Let me see.
727
00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:09,493
I'll get it.
728
00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:12,596
Uh, it's Big Bad... Big Bad...
729
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,497
Wolf.
730
00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:16,667
No, no, no. I don't believe it was wolf.
731
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,936
I haven't thought of it yet.
732
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,571
I'm The Big Bad Wolf,
733
00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,272
and I'm in the demolition business.
734
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:25,042
I huff, and I puff, and i
blow their houses down.
735
00:49:25,062 --> 00:49:28,512
Hmm. sounds like
a good business to be in.
736
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:29,480
No overhead.
737
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:33,068
Now there's some fancy feathers for you.
738
00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:49,484
Bawk! bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
739
00:49:50,254 --> 00:49:52,988
Whoa, horse. Whoa!
740
00:49:57,361 --> 00:50:00,611
Well, if it ain't that fist-throwin',
741
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:03,614
bronco-bustin' Wild Bill Hickok.
742
00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:07,151
I came here to win one of them Oswalds.
743
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,585
I'll tell you, Tex,
744
00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:10,954
you got a 50-50 chance.
745
00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:13,557
Either you win or you lose.
746
00:50:13,577 --> 00:50:14,792
Makes sense, don't it?
747
00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:17,728
Well, just in case, I brought along
748
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:20,682
a little winner's insurance.
749
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,206
Here comes that famous stool pigeon,
750
00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:30,708
Henery Hawk.
751
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,443
It's Tweety Pie.
752
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:34,629
Howdy, Mr. Pie.
753
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:42,086
Ooh, I thought I taw a Puddy Tat.
754
00:50:42,106 --> 00:50:44,755
"I thought I saw a Puddy Tat."
755
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:48,025
Isn't it time you saw something else?
756
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,211
Stupid bird.
757
00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:57,634
Well, here comes that Looney Tuney Duck.
758
00:50:57,654 --> 00:51:01,038
It's me... Daffy Duck, in person!
759
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:04,641
Famous star of stage,
screen, and television.
760
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:07,144
Please hold down your applause.
761
00:51:07,164 --> 00:51:09,998
My ears can only stand so much.
762
00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:16,338
Just for that, no autographs.
763
00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:20,891
Oh! oh! Heartbeat! Heartbeat!
764
00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:25,162
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for...
765
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,164
Here's that lovable feller,
766
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,333
a favorite around the world,
767
00:51:29,353 --> 00:51:31,435
Mr. show business himself,
768
00:51:31,455 --> 00:51:35,357
Mr. Bugs Dummy.
769
00:51:46,403 --> 00:51:48,318
What a scene stealer...
770
00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:50,870
Stepping on my applause,
771
00:51:50,890 --> 00:51:53,423
trying to upstage me, as if
that were humanly possible.
772
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:55,926
Eh, what's up, duck?
773
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,996
You're despicable!
774
00:51:59,016 --> 00:52:01,049
I hate you.
775
00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:16,665
Say the secret word and win an Oswald.
776
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:21,752
Eh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
777
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:26,356
We are gathered here to Award
the Oswald to that actor
778
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:28,826
who has given the world so much joy.
779
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,663
We know who that's going
to be, don't we, Granny?
780
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,765
You tell me. I'm too modest.
781
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:37,000
We will select this outstanding star
782
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:40,137
from one of the many qualified artists
783
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,705
to receive this coveted Award.
784
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:45,242
Stop teasing the audience,
you stupid rabbit!
785
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:46,410
Read my name!
786
00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:50,398
The first nomination is The Big Bad Wolf.
787
00:52:51,401 --> 00:52:52,850
I want to thank you,
788
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,052
and my three supporting actors
want to thank you.
789
00:52:55,072 --> 00:52:57,187
Say thanks to the audience, piggies.
790
00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:59,423
Thanks. thanks. Thanks.
791
00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:02,143
That's enough. Now sit down.
792
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,229
They nominate that wolf for acting?
793
00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:08,165
Ha! he couldn't call his dog believably.
794
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:11,152
O.K., Charlie, roll it.
795
00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:20,077
♪ Remember the story
of three little pigs ♪
796
00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:22,679
♪ one played a pipe,
and the other danced jigs ♪
797
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,615
♪ the three little pigs
are still around ♪
798
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:27,869
♪ but they're playing music
with a modern sound ♪
799
00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:34,458
♪ Three little pigs were in the groove ♪
800
00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:36,526
♪ everything was running smooth ♪
801
00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:38,829
♪ the pigs were due for a big surprise ♪
802
00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:42,032
♪ for the wolf appeared
with red-rimmed eyes ♪
803
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,400
ooh, you're cool.
804
00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:44,668
Ooh, you're cool.
805
00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:46,452
Ooh, you're cool, man, cool.
806
00:53:46,472 --> 00:53:48,238
♪ Well, to show he was friendly,
he shook their hand ♪
807
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,774
♪ announced he was joining up
with the band ♪
808
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:53,010
♪ instead of starting an argument ♪
809
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:56,698
♪ a-1 and a-2 and away they went ♪
810
00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:02,386
♪ The three little pigs
were really gassed ♪
811
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:04,788
♪ they'd never heard such a corny blast ♪
812
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:06,323
we've played in the west.
813
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:07,557
We've played in the east.
814
00:54:07,577 --> 00:54:08,792
We've heard the most.
815
00:54:08,812 --> 00:54:11,846
But you're the least.
816
00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:15,999
♪ Well, The Big Bad Wolf was really mad ♪
817
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:17,434
♪ he wanted to play music ♪
818
00:54:17,454 --> 00:54:18,936
♪ and he wanted to play bad ♪
819
00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:21,571
they stopped me before I could go to town,
820
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:26,027
so I'll huff and puff
and blow their house down.
821
00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,147
♪ The house of straw was blown away ♪
822
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,649
♪ the pigs had to find
another place to play ♪
823
00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:34,985
♪ the dew drop inn, a house of sticks ♪
824
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:39,174
♪ the three little pigs
were giving out licks ♪
825
00:54:40,844 --> 00:54:44,461
♪ well, the piano-playing pig
was swinging like a gate ♪
826
00:54:44,481 --> 00:54:47,949
♪ doing Liberace on an 88 ♪
827
00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:53,154
I wish my brother George was here.
828
00:54:56,093 --> 00:54:58,008
♪ Three little pigs were having a ball ♪
829
00:54:58,028 --> 00:55:02,263
♪ when The Big Bad Wolf,
he entered the hall ♪
830
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,282
♪ The Big Bad Wolf, he sat right down ♪
831
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:09,137
come on, cats. We're going to town.
832
00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:17,812
Hey, I'm out of sight.
833
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,999
♪ From the crowd came an angry shout ♪
834
00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:25,587
stop the music! Throw the square out!
835
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,041
♪ The Big Bad Wolf was really sore ♪
836
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:33,977
if they're going to get tough,
I'll give them more.
837
00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,946
They don't know talent in this here town.
838
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:39,567
I'll huff and puff and blow the place down.
839
00:55:40,570 --> 00:55:43,186
♪ The dew drop inn did drop down ♪
840
00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:45,322
♪ three little pigs
crawled out of the rubble ♪
841
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,491
this Big Bad wolf gives
us nothing but trouble.
842
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,993
So we won't be bothered
by his windy tricks...
843
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,295
The next place we play
must be made of bricks.
844
00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:55,532
♪ Sturdy place, this house of bricks ♪
845
00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:57,367
♪ built in 1776 ♪
846
00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:59,903
♪ high-class place
with a high-class crowd ♪
847
00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:03,907
♪ sign on the door...
"No wolves allowed" ♪
848
00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:06,276
♪ the wolf was sore and fit to be tied ♪
849
00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:10,632
♪ he was sworn and determined
to get inside ♪
850
00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:13,350
♪ he huffed and puffed
at the house of bricks ♪
851
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,585
♪ but bricks are stronger
than straw or sticks ♪
852
00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:18,055
♪ he huffed and puffed
and bleeped and blooped ♪
853
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,424
♪ and at 10:00 was completely pooped ♪
854
00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:22,726
♪ but all of a sudden
came a ray of hope ♪
855
00:56:22,746 --> 00:56:25,729
I could disguise myself.
Boy, what a dope.
856
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:27,397
How do you like that, sister?
857
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:30,434
He's running the whole gamut of emotions
858
00:56:30,454 --> 00:56:31,401
from "a" to "b."
859
00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:34,838
If you don't shut
that yellow beak of yours,
860
00:56:34,858 --> 00:56:36,573
I'll shut it for you.
861
00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:38,308
I'd like to see you try it.
862
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:42,245
This beak of mine is
going to keep flapping...
863
00:56:42,265 --> 00:56:45,834
Maybe that will shut you up for a while.
864
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,668
I suppose you think that's funny.
865
00:57:04,688 --> 00:57:06,937
Not us, Big Bad.
866
00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:08,923
Watch it, pigs.
867
00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:11,475
I'll show those pigs that I'm not stuck.
868
00:57:11,495 --> 00:57:15,663
If I can't blow it down, I'll blow it up.
869
00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:25,722
♪ Well, The Big Bad Wolf
was really gone ♪
870
00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:27,991
♪ and with him went his corny horn ♪
871
00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:30,227
♪ went out of this world
without a trace ♪
872
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:34,349
♪ didn't go to heaven,
was the other place ♪
873
00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:49,312
The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule.
874
00:57:49,332 --> 00:57:52,967
You got to get hot to play real cool.
875
00:58:16,726 --> 00:58:18,875
Eh, for the next nomination,
876
00:58:18,895 --> 00:58:22,779
we have two of Hollywood's
most popular stars...
877
00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,300
Tweety Pie and Sylvester.
878
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:28,385
Thanks a lot.
879
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:31,588
Tank you. Tank you for this great honor.
880
00:58:31,608 --> 00:58:34,991
Here's a few scenes of Tweety and Sylvester
881
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,377
at their best.
882
00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:17,819
I thought I taw a Puddy Tat.
883
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:25,242
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
884
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:28,545
If I were you, I'd put him back.
885
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:33,350
It can only lead to self-destruction.
886
00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:36,286
It only takes one bird to start you.
887
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,188
And before you know it,
888
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,923
it's two birds, then three.
889
00:59:39,943 --> 00:59:42,959
Suddenly, without realizing it,
890
00:59:42,979 --> 00:59:44,561
you're a victim.
891
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:48,616
Then one day, the end of the road.
892
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:53,503
If you really want to beat this,
893
00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:54,938
look us up.
894
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:57,759
We can help you.
895
01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:05,448
Our new member has come to us for help.
896
01:00:05,468 --> 01:00:07,550
Would someone volunteer
897
01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:11,955
to tell what B.A. Has done for him?
898
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:16,359
I was a three-bird-a-day pussy cat
899
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:18,546
until B.A. Helped me.
900
01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:24,601
Being on a bird kick cost me five homes.
901
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:28,556
B.A. helped me solve my problem.
902
01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:34,577
Fellow members, from now on, my motto is,
903
01:00:34,597 --> 01:00:39,067
"birds is strictly for the birds."
904
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:53,096
Good morning, my little feathered friend.
905
01:00:53,116 --> 01:00:54,097
I got it beat.
906
01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:56,032
My will power is indomitab-ble.
907
01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:59,502
Sylvester, you are weally a hypocrite.
908
01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:03,491
Let's see what's cooking on TV.
909
01:01:04,094 --> 01:01:05,442
After a-basting,
910
01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:07,877
you'll find that your bird.
911
01:01:07,897 --> 01:01:11,381
Will come out a-golden brown.
912
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:13,883
Every succulent morsel.
913
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:18,072
Will simply melt in your mouth.
914
01:01:19,275 --> 01:01:23,393
See how easy the white meat slices, eh?
915
01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:25,813
Doesn't that look...
916
01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:39,075
What's the matter with me?
917
01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:42,412
I... I got to get birds off my mind.
918
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:44,932
Maybe I'll take up a hobby.
919
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:50,320
Badminton? no, it's got a birdie.
920
01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:53,189
Ah, golf! There's birdies in golf.
921
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:54,491
Falconry?
922
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:56,860
No, no, that's out.
923
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,528
Baseball! that's it.
924
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,463
What about the Baltimore Orioles?
925
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:04,434
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
926
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:07,837
Yeah, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
927
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:09,839
You bad old Puddy Tat.
928
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:13,410
I know. I'll play the radio.
929
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:15,412
Music will get my mind off of it.
930
01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:17,847
That was Bye-Bye, Blackbird.
931
01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:20,132
Now we'll play.
932
01:02:20,152 --> 01:02:22,436
When the red, red Robin comes
Bob, Bob, bobbin' along.
933
01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:27,809
I got to stop myself!
934
01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:33,696
There. now I won't be able
to get the bird.
935
01:02:33,716 --> 01:02:35,198
Oh, Mr. Puddy Tat,
936
01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:37,300
don't you wike me anymore?
937
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,904
I... I think... I think...
938
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:43,173
I think you're...
939
01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:47,128
I think you're... delicious!
940
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:57,554
I'm sorry I had to do that.
941
01:02:57,574 --> 01:03:01,157
I was afraid you might be weakening.
942
01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:04,461
Yes. I did weaken.
943
01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:07,148
Thanks a lot.
944
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:30,620
Aah!
945
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,641
Uh-oh. here we go again.
946
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:37,093
One little bird. Just one. Just one!
947
01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:39,896
No one will know the difference.
948
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:41,064
No one. Just one.
949
01:03:41,084 --> 01:03:43,600
Then I'll quit. I'll quit after one.
950
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,903
Just one. Ha ha! One little bird.
951
01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,990
One! one!
952
01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:22,238
I... I can't stand it. I'm weak.
953
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:23,506
My compliments
954
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:26,509
on a very fine performance, Sylvester.
955
01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:30,313
Say, you're pretty good, too, Clarence.
956
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,567
I got to have a birdie!
957
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:37,453
I'm weak! I'm weak, but I don't care.
958
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:38,955
I can't help it.
959
01:04:38,975 --> 01:04:42,492
After all, I am a pussy cat.
960
01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:43,426
Oh, come now.
961
01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:46,696
There's no need for this demonstration.
962
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:47,797
Birds and cats
963
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:50,633
can live together with brotherly love.
964
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,036
Watch. come here, little bird.
965
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:57,625
There, you see? I really love birds.
966
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:08,685
Stop it!
967
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,720
Let me go! I got to have it!
968
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,922
One little bird, just one!
969
01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:14,257
Control yourself!
970
01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:16,025
Like I said before,
971
01:05:16,045 --> 01:05:22,550
once a bad old Puddy Tat,
always a bad old Puddy Tat.
972
01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:37,280
I'll take possession of that little bird.
973
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:40,001
You can't be trusted.
974
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,185
And that makes two of you.
975
01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:44,187
That's the story of my life...
976
01:05:44,207 --> 01:05:47,174
In one cat and out the other.
977
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:50,860
Our next nominee is a star
978
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,030
whose name is synonymous
with show business...
979
01:05:54,050 --> 01:05:55,698
It's about time!
980
01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:58,134
Whose fame has spread all over the world.
981
01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:01,337
Hold your applause
until he announces my name.
982
01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:04,474
Then you can cheer your heads off.
983
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,542
And the nominee is, eh...
984
01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:09,545
Oh! oh, goodness me. How about that?
985
01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:12,515
The nominee is... hee hee hee!
986
01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:13,916
Bugs Bunny!
987
01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:16,052
What? Bugs Bunny?
988
01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:19,422
It can't be. This whole
thing must be fixed.
989
01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:20,657
It's a big ripoff.
990
01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:22,158
And here's a few scenes
991
01:06:22,178 --> 01:06:25,346
from my picture High Diving Hare.
992
01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:29,365
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
993
01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:32,101
Step right this way, friends,
right this way.
994
01:06:32,121 --> 01:06:33,736
Yes, sir, ladies and gentlemen,
995
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:37,640
the greatest aggregation
of talent ever to be presented
996
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,075
on any vaudeville stage...
997
01:06:39,095 --> 01:06:42,512
Butterfingers and Clumsy,
the world's foremost jugglers,
998
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,649
Fearless Freep and his
sensational high-diving act.
999
01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:50,119
Fearless Freep? That's my boy!
1000
01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:51,688
Give me a ticket!
1001
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,956
Give me a whole Mess of them.
1002
01:06:53,976 --> 01:06:56,343
I'm a-splurgin'.
1003
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:01,898
Bring on Fearless Freep!
1004
01:07:01,918 --> 01:07:04,085
On with the show!
1005
01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:08,823
Telegram.
1006
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:15,563
Come on, quit stalling!
1007
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,915
Bring on Freep!
1008
01:07:18,935 --> 01:07:20,316
Quiet! quiet, please.
1009
01:07:20,336 --> 01:07:23,686
Ladies and gentlemen,
due to an unfortunate delay,
1010
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,555
Fearless Freep will be unable
1011
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:29,192
to perform his high-diving act today.
1012
01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,378
What?
1013
01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:33,196
I paid my four bits
1014
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:34,764
to see the high-diving act,
1015
01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:38,686
and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.
1016
01:07:39,355 --> 01:07:42,490
Well, you talked me into it.
1017
01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:48,544
No stalling. Now keep a-movin'.
1018
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:52,500
All right, all right! Quit shoving!
1019
01:08:03,045 --> 01:08:05,695
Now, you varmint. Dive!
1020
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:08,131
O.K., but you got to close your eyes
1021
01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:10,233
while I put on my bathing suit.
1022
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:14,421
Oh, all right, but make it snappy.
1023
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:22,396
Ready!
1024
01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,572
Splash!
1025
01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:37,845
By gar, the critter went and done it.
1026
01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:51,174
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for our next attraction...
1027
01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:54,377
I said I aim to see you dive,
1028
01:08:54,397 --> 01:08:56,279
and I'm a-goin' to.
1029
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,381
Well, here I go again.
1030
01:08:58,401 --> 01:09:01,551
One for the money, two for the show,
1031
01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:05,021
three to make ready, and four to go.
1032
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,190
Bon voyage.
1033
01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:12,179
Uh-oh. forgot to fill
the tank with water.
1034
01:09:29,031 --> 01:09:29,946
If you ask me,
1035
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:32,548
that rabbit is making a fool out of that...
1036
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:35,718
I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
1037
01:09:35,738 --> 01:09:37,253
Shut up, duck!
1038
01:09:37,273 --> 01:09:39,473
I'm shutting it.
1039
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,596
Now, you dog-blasted, ornery,
1040
01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:48,264
no-account, long-eared varmint...
1041
01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:52,668
Hey! just a minute, you.
Them's fightin' words.
1042
01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:55,037
Yeah, them's fightin' words.
1043
01:09:55,057 --> 01:09:58,441
I dast you to step across this line.
1044
01:09:58,461 --> 01:10:01,161
I'm a-steppin'.
1045
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,667
I hate you.
1046
01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:29,572
Now, you smarty-pants,
1047
01:10:29,592 --> 01:10:33,042
let's see you get out of this one.
1048
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:34,210
Ha ha ha!
1049
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,997
This time, you're a-divin'.
1050
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,084
I know this defies the law of gravity,
1051
01:10:42,104 --> 01:10:45,072
but, you see, I never studied law.
1052
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:53,963
And now that moment
we have all been waiting for.
1053
01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:56,784
The envelope, please.
1054
01:11:05,494 --> 01:11:08,844
Oh, my goodness. I just can't believe it.
1055
01:11:08,864 --> 01:11:10,579
Oh, this is too much.
1056
01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:11,514
Give me that.
1057
01:11:11,534 --> 01:11:13,382
I'm not too humble to read my own name.
1058
01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:17,019
The winner of this year's
Oswald Award is...
1059
01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:19,039
Bugs Bunny?
1060
01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,958
Stop the music! Hold your applause.
1061
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:24,560
It's been fixed.
He gave himself the Award.
1062
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:26,595
It's a phony!
1063
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:30,399
I... I don't deserve this, really.
1064
01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:32,001
It's just too much. I'm...
1065
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,502
You are despicable.
1066
01:11:33,522 --> 01:11:35,571
I challenge your so-called talents.
1067
01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,974
I can do anything better than you.
1068
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:41,243
Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Yes, I can!
1069
01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:43,012
Let the audience decide.
1070
01:11:43,032 --> 01:11:44,113
I dare you.
1071
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:47,167
O.K., Daffy, fair enough.
1072
01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:52,955
Try not to trip me with those big feet.
1073
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:54,557
I'll try, Daffy.
1074
01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:56,076
We're on!
1075
01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:35,682
Boy, listen to that! They loved me!
1076
01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:52,515
I'm sick of people
taking bows for my talent.
1077
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:55,084
Now do your own dance. I challenge you.
1078
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:57,337
Dance, if you're not a coward.
1079
01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:05,528
Har-De-har-har.
1080
01:13:05,548 --> 01:13:07,263
If they like that Mess,
1081
01:13:07,283 --> 01:13:10,232
they're starving for some real hoofing.
1082
01:13:10,252 --> 01:13:12,250
I'll kill 'em.
1083
01:13:12,270 --> 01:13:14,287
Music, maestro, please.
E-flat, from the top.
1084
01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:36,577
Ingrates!
1085
01:13:39,515 --> 01:13:41,831
Obviously, this audience has no class.
1086
01:13:41,851 --> 01:13:45,601
I've got a pigeon act
that will bowl them over.
1087
01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:46,535
O.K., Daffy.
1088
01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:50,157
I'm giving you all the rope you need.
1089
01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:23,839
Now it's my turn to do an act.
1090
01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,191
Go ahead.
1091
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:28,544
I'd love to see the audience
boo you off the stage.
1092
01:14:28,564 --> 01:14:32,081
After which I place a volunteer in this box
1093
01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:34,483
and proceed to saw him in half.
1094
01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:37,286
What? don't tell me you've got the gall
1095
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:40,389
to pull that old "sawing in half" routine.
1096
01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:42,558
Yes, if I get a volunteer.
1097
01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:44,460
Volunteer? hmm.
1098
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,829
I'll be your volunteer.
1099
01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:48,564
This whole thing is a fake.
1100
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:50,833
The way it's done is very simple.
1101
01:14:50,853 --> 01:14:52,001
Fake feet out one end,
1102
01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:54,170
and I'm all scrunched up in this end.
1103
01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:56,205
The oldest trick in the book.
1104
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,374
His turban is a fake, too.
1105
01:14:58,394 --> 01:14:59,893
It's a hotel towel.
1106
01:15:02,180 --> 01:15:04,446
Don't applaud him!
Look. I'm not cut in half.
1107
01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,282
Stop applauding!
1108
01:15:06,302 --> 01:15:08,669
It's a fake!
1109
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:14,841
Sheesh. it's a good thing
i got blue cross.
1110
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:17,393
And after intermission,
1111
01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:19,528
I'll play the xylophone.
1112
01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:20,663
Xylophone? hmm.
1113
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,831
I can get rid of the rabbit,
1114
01:15:22,851 --> 01:15:25,519
and it will look like an accident.
1115
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,337
When he strikes this note,
1116
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:32,508
instead of a xylophone,
he'll be playing a harp.
1117
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:33,609
Heh heh heh!
1118
01:15:33,629 --> 01:15:35,010
Now, with your kind indulgence,
1119
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:40,167
I'll play those endearing young charms.
1120
01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:47,489
That's wrong, you dumb bunny!
1121
01:15:47,509 --> 01:15:49,843
Try it again!
1122
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:57,766
Ooh! no, no!
1123
01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:59,535
You stupid rabbit!
1124
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,655
Like this!
1125
01:16:10,132 --> 01:16:12,414
Look at the egomaniac out there
1126
01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:15,269
making a fool of himself.
1127
01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:24,560
I hate you!
1128
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,496
Now you've forced me to use the act
1129
01:16:27,516 --> 01:16:30,199
I've held back for a special occasion.
1130
01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,067
Just try and top this one.
1131
01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:35,771
I now present an act
that no other performer
1132
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,239
has ever dared to execute.
1133
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:40,943
In fairness, I must warn those
with weak constitutions
1134
01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:44,913
to leave the theater for this performance.
1135
01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:46,115
Lights. thank you.
1136
01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:48,535
Some appropriate music, maestro.
1137
01:16:50,072 --> 01:16:51,220
Thank you.
1138
01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,674
First, some Nitroglycerin.
1139
01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:57,344
A goodly amount of gunpowder.
1140
01:16:58,914 --> 01:17:02,149
Some uranium 238.
1141
01:17:03,519 --> 01:17:05,652
Shake well.
1142
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:08,337
Strike an ordinary match.
1143
01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:12,341
Girls, you'd better
hold on to your boyfriends.
1144
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:15,595
Swallow the match. So.
1145
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,649
That's terrific, Daffy.
1146
01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:24,271
They loved it. They want more.
1147
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:26,622
Here, Daffy.
1148
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:28,891
You deserve this more than I do.
1149
01:17:28,911 --> 01:17:30,459
It just goes to show you...
1150
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,661
You got to kill yourself to win an Oswald
1151
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:35,048
in this town.
1152
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,125
Well, that's all, folks.
1153
01:18:03,145 --> 01:18:05,928
Hey, I'm s-supposed to s-s-s...
1154
01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:07,363
That's my line.
1155
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:08,864
Well, then, say it.
1156
01:18:08,884 --> 01:18:11,500
D-d-d-d-d... that's...
1157
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,154
Dirty guys!
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