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- Ouch!
- Don't get your foreskin caught!

This is for me to wear to the pool party.
So I don't…

- Give in to temptation.
- Right.

What will they say when
they pull down your pants and find a cage?

"Mr. Right" will be allowed to unlock it.

Yeah. Here, come on.

Well, I'm planning for it to be the party.

Everything will be chic, stylish, classy.

Tom, my balls are too big!

You gotta get them in one at a time.

It'll probably be a typical Kaulitz party.

- Tom, I can't do it.
- Yes you can.

Ouch! Got it now.

If it's Bill Kaulitz style,
it won't be very elegant.

I can't do it. Look how huge this cage is.

Wow! That's some contraption!

If he can wash himself,
we'll leave this cage on

for a month or two or three.

Did someone order
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

- I brought a Mettigel.
- Oh, my…

BILL'S BEST FRIEND

The only downer
is that there's just one bathroom.

The one in my master bedroom.

Red alert! Red alert!

And now the door is stuck.

People have to pee.

They're all drinking champagne,
eating caviar…

They need the bathroom.

That's when I got out of the pool.

Nightmare.

A construction worker
with a helmet and vest arrives.

I think, "Here's an expert."

"He knows his stuff. He'll open the door."

Unfortunately,
he wasn't who I thought he was.

Heidi sent me the construction worker

after I told her it was my sexual fantasy.

So Heidi thought, "I won't be
at the party, so I'll do something fun

and send a hot construction worker
to strip for him."

He wasn't really my type.

I give everyone a chance,

and I admit, his strip moves weren't bad.
He's clearly done it before.

I will say one thing.

He smelled like a construction worker.

Be careful, okay?

- Stick to your penis detox.
- I'm sticking to it.

- Looking is allowed.
- No, looking is not allowed.

- It is.
- Well.

- I can look. Look into his eyes.
- Into his eyes, yes.

Thank God.

- A big surprise.
- A big surprise?

- Mm-hm.
- What?

No toilet paper.

- Where's your concubine?
- Huh?

Where's your concubine?

- Who?
- The guy who was coming to LA.

Oh, right, he's coming.
He'll be here soon.

- You and your reality starts.
- Jannik will be here soon.

Alex?

Yeah, if you go
on those kinds of dating shows…

Of course I have an opinion.

Yeah.

Lots of cute men.

- Each trashier than the last.
- Each cuter than the last.

Jannik! There you are, finally.
What took you so long?

- Hey. How are you?
- Hey.

- Great, and you?
- You look good.

Aw, Jannik.

You invited people here, and I'm thinking…

You're not exactly looking
for new buddies.

But you're interested in them.

- I'll behave.
- I bet you'll hook up with that guy.

Everyone's arrived. The party can start.

The chicest party in Hollywood.

Jannik has only been on two shows.

So he's not really a reality star.

He's actually a politician.

We want to lower the price of kebabs.
We want the kiosk back on Sundays.

Okay.

I wouldn't use that
as my election manifesto.

La disintossicazione del pene.

I'll keep watch.
I have the key to your heart.

- Okay.
- No one's allowed to steal it from me.

But you should loosen up a bit.
Party a bit.

I'm going to party, yes.

While keeping an eye on the situation.

See you soon.

I don't know
why so many people don't like him.

In the past,
I've had men who didn't show up at all.

So that's already a big plus.

- Should I give you a tour?
- Please.

You haven't seen it yet, have you?

He seems incredibly warmhearted and funny.

Living room.

BILL'S FRIEND

Somehow, Bill always manages to find guys
who come off as really straight

but are a little curious.

Cozy, right?

Totally.

There's a jacuzzi up there. Later, we can…

Oh, yeah.

What's going on here? Yeah!

Wait.

Look.

Oh, what's going on here? I quite like it.

Let him have his fun. It's okay.

But I'm always worried.

- Do you approve?
- Of what?

- Well, all this. I don't like it.
- Of course not.

- We talked about it.
- Me neither.

Like this, around once.

- To be fair, I don't know him.
- Me neither, but…

I only said hello. I can't tell if he's…

Yeah, but meeting someone
that way is weird.

You see each other on a TV show,
text and say,

"Hey, let's get to know each other."
Isn't that a bit weird?

He might be a nice guy, but it won't work.

I hope he doesn't break his heart.
If he makes him happy, fine.

BILL & TOM'S BEST FRIEND

The more he repeats this pattern,

the closer he gets to figuring out
what he really wants for himself.

I just don't like it
when people use other people.

What?

I want to give them
the benefit of the doubt.

I don't automatically think
they're bad people.

But I'd like to see him invite someone
that makes you think,

"This could go somewhere."

In this case, I don't think
that's gonna happen. Again.

- Come with me. Come.
- Funny. No.

- Get to know him, your future…
- No.

I can tell that they keep wanting
to connect with me.

- Soon I'll…
- I'm not into that.

Soon I'll be the First Lady
of Mönchengladbach.

That's nonsense.
No, I don't wanna be part of that.

I don't want to…

I'd love to edit myself out of this scene.

Unsurprisingly,
Tom is worried about his image.

Yet again, he plays the Negative Nelly.

Come on, relax a little. Have a drink.

- Have a drink.
- I am relaxed.

Have a drink.

- Hey, come on. Ouch.
- Andreas, have a drink.

Bill.

Bill. Mouse. This is as nice as I can be.

Just go over.

I smiled at him earlier. I said, "Hello."
That's enough.

Just go over there.

Bill!

I don't like all your friends either.

But I should be able to decide
who I want to spend my free time with.

You can say to yourself,
"This guy isn't my type,

but I'll come because it's Bill's party."

"It's up to him how he parties,
but I'll come as his twin brother."

Bill loves how everyone thinks
that dating this guy is a bad idea.

That's the thing.
If Bill thinks we dislike it, he likes it.

That's why we have to pretend we like it.

- That's the trick.
- I think if we…

If we say it's great,
then Bill will think it's a bad idea.

- Let's try.
- Yes. Exactly. I'm game.

- I'll keep an open mind.
- Okay, I'll try it. Me too.

- I'll try to pretend this is great.
- He has to make his own mistakes.

And if he falls flat on his face,
then that's how it is, right?

I mean, if he gets his heart broken,
we'll be there for Bill.

Yeah, but I will think,
"How many times does this have to happen?"

Come on, we must give him a chance.

- Okay, be positive. Okay.
- Yeah.

But over-the-top positive.

Hey! I'll sit here. Whoa.

When are you going back to Germany?

- Tomorrow.
- So soon?

- Yes.
- Tomorrow? Hung over? Awesome.

Yes, we have to.

Straight from the plane
to the reunion show. Straight in.

But that's great, that's fun.
That's great, I mean…

I'm very good at pretending
to be interested.

There's usually a reunion show
after each season.

And we talk about everything again.

We don't really feel like it,
but we have to.

- You were on it too?
- Yes.

Yes. That's where we met.

- All three of you?
- No, just the two of us.

The pool is as warm as the hot tub now.

- Totally.
- Yes.

How did it get so warm? It's really nice.

It must be all the piss.

I thought I was being very nice.

I didn't find him very welcoming.

Yes.

Maybe I wrecked the romance.

Well…

He's hot. Yes, that's what sucks.

- What did you guys get up to yesterday?
- Nothing. I told you.

- Oh, yeah?
- I was behaving myself.

Not sure you're always well-behaved.

- I am.
- Yeah?

- "I am."
- What about you?

- I'm very good. Of course.
- Right.

I hear stuff on your podcast.

- Yeah? I'm very good.
- Every now and then?

- I don't do anything.
- Yeah, right.

Deep down, Bill knows
that this isn't the right person for him.

I think he's sincere.
He's straightforward.

I like him.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How about a little kiss?

The more red flags
and the greater the danger,

the more he wants it.

I can do whatever I please.

When someone acts authoritarian
and tells me,

"No, you can't do that.
You're not allowed to,"

I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Watch me."

At least he has the guts.
I think that's good. I liked that.

We need the key, Tom.

Where did I put the key?
In my breast pocket?

- Tom Kaulitz!
- Gühne has the key.

- What?
- Gühne has the key.

You have to unlock it.

Did I give it to Gühne? Or Daniel?

We need the key!

Get the cage off me!

- Here, you unlock it.
- I don't want to.

- Stop! I'm married!
- You had it this whole time.

- Unlock it.
- No!

- Put the key in.
- Dude!

Okay, open.

A total fail.

Penis detox, party preparations,
all for nothing.

I'm headed to the hot tub.

It's like when a dog
goes completely crazy.

Nothing else matters.

That's how it is with Bill.

No shit, I don't remember
the lifeguards stripping.

Like a wild animal.
You can't get him to calm down.

This has turned into a trashy show.

Finally.

That'd be a good title.
"Bill's House of Filth."

BILL'S HOUSE OF FILTH

THE NEXT MORNING

"Kaulitz splashes around with Yeliz's ex."

"Jannik has fun at the Tokio Hotel. "

BILL KAULITZ SPLASHES AROUND
WITH YELIZ KOC'S EX

- Now the band's name is involved too.
- It's not my fault.

Of course it is.

It was just a bit of fun, that's all.

I'm a party animal, I'm a circus horse,
and that's not gonna change.

Hey, guys, I'm… My body is battered.

You still have sperm stuck in your hair.

Yeah, that's p… In my hair?
Yeah, my hair was matted, guys.

We were in the pool together,
and I was doing shots…

I don't remember much after that.

Well, the way
you were lying there at 8 a.m.

How?

- Tell me how. How?
- Like a crack whore.

Totally wrecked.

Well, sure, I partied until 8 a.m.
How else would I be lying there?

For me,
the pool party was an absolute success.

Honestly, I couldn't be prouder of myself,

of the food, of the pool.

- I hold it in for one second, right?
- Yes, and then hold it level.

The filtration system
will be hard at work.

There's hardly any water left.
It's all been fucked out.

You dip this test strip into the water,

then wait, hold it straight,

and you can see on a color chart

how good or bad the water is.

- Wow, they look different.
- Wow, yes.

The whole pool is full of piss and shit.

Ew! You think so, Tom?

Shit. I must put
a bit more chlorine in the water.

I thought the stripper was a joke,
just Heidi wanting to annoy me.

Hang on, I'll show you.
Heidi booked this one.

- It's a scam.
- She should ask for her money back.

- That's… I mean, it wasn't even close.
- Of course.

And he showed up.

What was she thinking…

Everyone tried to make it a trashy party,

with their blow-up dolls.
But it was so classy.

It wasn't classy.

You were there in a thong

with three guys from Bergisch Gladbach
or wherever they're from.

Let's just say you looked easy.

You were giving, "Come on, take me."

- Yes, "Take me."
- Yeah? It worked.

- Right in your face.
- Yeah.

Gühne and Tom always try
to make me feel guilty.

I really hate it
because the party's over, it's done.

There's no need to discuss it.

We're trying to shift your perspective…

I have a good perspective.

…so you can see the whole picture.

I wish you'd invite a different crowd.

So you can find "Mr. Right."

- I don't care if you have fun…
- But they were fun.

I disagree.

You shouldn't be so negative.
You should hear yourselves. It's awful.

I'm Tom. I have a life too,

and I also want to decide
who I surround myself with.

I understand why it's challenging for Tom.
They're closely connected.

Bill's partner is automatically
kind of Tom's brother-in-law.

I'm open-minded
and positive toward everyone.

- You should try it sometime.
- I am too.

No.

You're real bullies.

In a situation like this,

it's good that there's a third person
who can look at it objectively

and maybe even open his eyes.

I think that helps.

I'd have liked to have friends
and family there.

- We had friends and family there.
- And a bunch of strangers.

I wish Tom and Gühne would just say,

"You know what, Mouse? You had fun."

"Are they our kind of people?
Are they our best friends now?"

"No, but it doesn't matter."

"You had fun.
You invited whoever you wanted."

"Great. That's nice."

Be careful.
All this bitching is not good for you.

- I don't think that applies to me.
- Me neither.

Bill has to learn
that it's not always about him

and that the people around him
also have opinions

and are allowed to express them.

I'm stuffed. That was delicious.

Bill gets a lot of understanding
and support,

and I think he should also show
the same empathy, support, and tolerance.

- To a successful party.
- Yes.

Cheers.

I think we realized

that we have to make some changes

and work on our communication,

because neither of us is happy.

Fighting doesn't make us happy.

"Only love, don't hate" is his motto,

and I think he ought to live by it.

Sometimes I don't understand him,

and sometimes I wish
he understood me better.

We each have our own feelings
and emotions,

and they're all valid.

Maybe we just need someone

to help us deal with them better.

There's this sticking point
in our relationship.

Therapy would be really good for Bill.

It'd be good to have someone
from the outside look at things

and tell us how they see it
and how we can communicate better.

I think Tom will be surprised.

Mouse!

The big day is here.
Today you'll meet your life coach.

Alfia, fetch.

You're a little quiet today, Mouse.

Alfia and I had a lazy day yesterday.

We did nothing at all.

Well, that's the first thing
you can confess to the life coach.

How lazy you are.

And also that I don't have
much of a work-life balance.

That's why I loosen up
in my personal life,

because I'm so disciplined at work.

- It's possible.
- That's why I'm not dis…

- Personal chaos.
- Who needs a life coach?

- I figured it out.
- But we need to change.

We're going to try out a life coach
because I'm curious to see

if they can really teach us anything

or if we already know it all.
That might be the case.

Come, sweetie.

Alfia, let's see what impression you make.

- A crazy dog.
- Nonsense. She's so sweet.

And a crazy mom.

I'm honestly amazed at how sweet she is.

In you get.

Nice. So well trained.

So well trained.
Buckle up, or I can't put it into gear.

That's really annoying.

- You have sunburn on your forehead.
- Really?

Yeah, you should wear a cap more often.

I was in the office all day.
This is really nice.

It's really nice.

- This is what you'd expect.
- Hello. Bill.

- Hello. Karin.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hello. Karin.
- Tom, hello. Nice to meet you.

- I'm so happy to meet you.
- Same.

- We'll be working in here.
- Okay.

Karin is exactly what I'd hoped for.

She has a nice smile,
good energy, great hair color.

She seems trustworthy.

I'm really looking forward

to working with you as your life coach
over the next weeks.

If she's good,
she'll be able to tell right away

what the issues are, what the vibe is,

where Bill and I clash.

Coaching comes more
from the heart than the head,

so instead of talking
and thinking things over,

we will start with a few dance moves.

- Dance moves? Okay.
- Great. Tom's really gonna like that.

Yes, I'm an excellent dancer.

Me too.

At first I thought,
"Oh, God, she'll make us dance our names."

- I'm an old jazz dance mouse.
- Bill used to do jazz dance.

- Just briefly so we can…
- Warm up.

Warm up and come alive.
Because that's what coaching is about.

A little dancing and loosening up
can't hurt.

I'm dancing with Alfia.

Loosen your hips.

Anything that gets you out
of your comfort zone is good.

Especially for Tom. He's always so stiff.

Always with the feeling
that you're wearing a thong.

It puts you in a good mood.

I like to drink champagne in the morning
to get in a good mood.

Somehow you start laughing,
and the energy picks up.

- Okay.
- That's a good…

Start.

Are you feeling more energized?

- Yeah.
- I feel a bit more awake.

- You see?
- Yes.

I'm not a therapist, okay?

I won't tell you what to do or not do.

I just look at where your energy is,

when it rises, and when it drops.

I think it's good to start with,
how is the energy?

There it goes down, there it goes up…
You can really feel it.

Well, I have to say that I feel like
I'm doing a lot of things right in life.

I personally don't think I need a coach,

but Tom needs a coach.

I'd like Karin to teach him

a little more empathy and understanding.

What bothers you are my fears,

and what bothers me is your dating life…

- Yes, exactly.
- Mostly that, right?

I'm always drawn to difficult situations.

Okay.

Right? I feel attracted to

the forbidden fruit.

Okay, that lights him up.

- Of course.
- Yes, the forbidden fruit.

Unfortunately. But I want to change that.

I want the right men to make me shine.

That's how you are in life.

If you're told you can't wear that,
can't do this…

Then I absolutely want to. Yes.

Maybe you have to do it
until you don't want to anymore.

Okay.

- Until it gets boring.
- Yes, for example.

That's what I expected.

She looked at me like,
"What are you doing here?"

"You're doing everything right."

Yeah, I think he liked it.

It's good that someone
wants to support me the way I am.

Hopefully, some of it will rub off on Tom.

- We recently had an argument.
- You had an argument?

- Yes.
- Okay, replay it.

Act it out for me.

And while you're arguing,

observe what happens in your body.

You don't get to decide
who I invite to my pool party

or when people leave.

Just because it's your party
doesn't mean you get to tell people

how they should feel
and who they should love.

- I can have an opinion.
- I expect courtesy.

- Decency and respect.
- I showed those.

- Okay, that's enough. I think we…
- I did.

But I showed those, Mouse. It's all good.

- The difference… Yeah.
- Okay. Shh. Okay, shh. Stop.

Yup.

- She shushes, I love it.
- She shushed me a few times.

It helps to use a little…
Grandma used to do that.

Probably because she knows

that what Bill's going to say
is right again.

"We… Shh. We don't need that now."

We have to go back to focusing on Tom's…

problems.

You mean well,
but you always tell him what to do.

Do you like it
when people tell you what to do?

- No, I don't like it.
- Okay.

So it's about communication.
I need to phrase things differently.

During the session, it's becoming clear

that Karin is telling Tom to back off.

Karin's smart enough to see

that now is not the time
to criticize Bill.

So she's starting with Tom.

What happens in your body?

He's driving me up the wall. I get angry.

- Straight away.
- Me too.

Stop. Shh.
Okay, let's turn the whole thing around.

You're Bill, and you're Tom.

The role reversal is a perfect idea

because I can finally hold a mirror
up to Tom.

How does Tom, how does Bill feel
when they argue?

This will help Tom and me move forward.

I can do whatever I want, Bill.
I am getting involved.

If you don't listen
to your friends and family,

you're being arrogant.

See? That's how ugly it gets
when you argue with me.

No. You have to accept
and tolerate everything I do.

This is my life.
You just happen to be in it.

"You have to accept it."

"You have to do it my way."
He often takes the easy way out.

How does it feel to be in Tom's shoes?

Exhausting.

- Exhausting, okay. Where do you feel it?
- Yes.

In my whole body.
I find it incredibly exhausting.

- Yes. And how is it for you?
- And…

- Yes?
- Annoying, but not that exhausting.

Not as exhausting as it is being you?

- No.
- Interesting.

I felt pretty comfortable.
It wasn't hard for me.

It's not like I'm constantly meddling.

You ask your friends and family for it,

and when you don't like their opinion,
you tell everyone,

"It's not your place.
Stay out of my life."

- Okay. Psst.
- "This is my life."

Is your light still on?

How can your light stay on
when you talk about negative things?

I take care of Bill
when he's disappointed.

- I see the Bill…
- So don't take care of him.

- Ah. Okay.
- Okay?

- Because…
- I see the heartbroken Bill too.

He makes it all seem so positive.

- Hm. Yeah?
- Yeah.

- You can--
- That's what I always say to you.

You can let go. And that--

I shouldn't worry?

No, and that'll be tough for you.

He's just dramatic, okay? Just enjoy it.

- Have fun with your broken heart.
- Yes.

"Heartbroken? Have fun."

And you probably feel it very intensely.

- Because you are so connected.
- Of course.

But this is probably the time
where you need to withdraw.

"Let him be. Stay out of his business."

Good.

- You're basically a diva. Right?
- Yes.

So you have to own it.
You have to live the diva life.

- And you do.
- Yes, I do.

More and more.

Karin immediately recognized
the way I live.

She described it nicely as being a diva,

which also means a complicated person

who expects a lot from those around them
and doesn't give much back.

What are you afraid of?

I'm afraid…

that he'll fall in love hard,
have a breakdown, and be miserable.

- Okay.
- And…

- Has this happened before?
- Yes.

So what happens? What do you do, Bill?

- He becomes a completely different person.
- Hold on.

Let him tell us what happens.

I don't feel like I'm a different person.

I'm just heartbroken.
I love all those feelings.

I love feeling miserable.

I love to be dramatic.

It's not bad if my heart is broken.
I love putting my heart on the line.

It doesn't happen very often,

and when it does and it goes wrong, then…

- What do you say, Tom?
- Have fun.

- Exactly! Like that.
- Like that.

- Nice.
- The light stays on.

Yes, the light stays on.

"I hope you have fun."

"Have fun with your broken heart."

"You have to get through this."

"You don't have to help him."

That's what I'll do.

- Yes, okay.
- You could try it.

Yes, Karin and I, we see eye to eye.

You'll get to a point where you think,
"Oh, that's enough."

"I don't need to keep having
this heartache and the drama anymore."

- Did you learn anything?
- Yes. "Have fun."

- Okay, great.
- Yeah.

When you tell Bill something,

he immediately says,
"Nope, that's not for me."

This way, Bill had a good experience.

So he'll be like, "Oh, I enjoyed that.
She gave Tom a hard time."

"I'll come back."

Off to Oktoberfest.
I'm excited. You can practice.

- You can tell me to have fun.
- Great. Have fun.

MUNICH

- Yo, howdy and hello
- …and hello

Yo, Mouse.

- Welcome to our little show
- Show

DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS

We're celebrating
four years of Kaulitz Hills.

- Drink up!
- Drink up!

Who would have thought?
Well over 200 episodes.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Hello, my love!

Hi!

Would you like more champagne?

- I still have some, thank you.
- Shall we toast?

Yes, I always want to toast with you.

- I'd walk through a monsoon with you.
- I'd like that.

I'll do what I want. They can kiss my ass.

Today I'm going to be naughty
with the waiter.

I already know that. He's wild.

- I'll put something else in.
- You can put something else in my mouth.

- I'll have a glass of bubbly with you.
- Yeah.

There are ten different rooms.

Right.

Tom keeps shooting me dirty looks,

but he has to remind himself
to let Bill do his thing.

Don't interfere.

And even if I have a broken heart,
you're the brother who's there for me.

- This is getting…
- Inés, it's gonna get wild.

- Inés, it's gonna get wild again today.
- We'll be busy. Yes.

- So?
- So?

- It's drizzling.
- Hair up.

Enjoy the train wreck.

- Thanks.
- It's not my business. Have fun.

Have fun with your mistakes.

Thanks.

- Jannik!
- Everyone's here!

I said Jannik is here too.

Hey, Bill. Good to see you.

Oktoberfest is for flirting.
Everyone does it.

I'm having a bit of fun,

but I don't have to fall in love again.

Hey, you. Hey!

I can flirt with a few guys,
have fun, and not date seriously.

Yeah, I don't think so.

PORN STAR

"The Bill Kaulitz Show"! I love that.

I love doing jingles, people.

Today I get to play Domian.
I already have the first caller.

Hello. Good morning.

Hello, Mouse.

Hi, Mouse! Tell me,
what have you got for me today?

Do you think
there are any good men left out there?

That's a very complicated question.

You have to believe it.

I'm a hopeless romantic,
and I do believe in true love.

I love falling in love.
It's the best thing.

That's why you have to believe

that there are still great men out there
who are available.

- And who are honest.
- Yes, I…

The guy has to be a lot of fun.

Otherwise,

I find it too boring.

To be honest,
if everything stayed the way it is now,

I'd be happy.

I don't really need a man.

To be on your own is also nice,
and in fact…

We have something others don't have.

A lot of people are caught up
in unhappy relationships

they don't want to be in
or they can't be alone.

And we are two very confident,
independent cuties.

That's sweet.

- That's how you have to look at it.
- True.

If he says he's happy on his own,

then I want him to stay happy on his own.

The main thing is to be yourself.

I can't always tell
if that's the key to happiness for him.

Maybe it's not.

GNTM FINALE
MMC STUDIOS COLOGNE

- The premiere! Are you nervous?
- Nope.

Yes, before… I have to say,

before shows that we're performing in,

I'm always more nervous
than when we're just chatting.

My music and what I write
is always very autobiographical.

I find it is a good way
to process things and find closure.

- I love this song.
- Me too. It turned out great.

This is a premiere
and also the end of something.

Of a subject that I never…

Of a name we never want to hear again.

Yes.

I wrote the song
after my last breakup with Marc.

He also represents all the men
that I've always fallen for.

Be very patient, don't expect too much,
because having a good relationship

starts with getting to know yourself.

It's true that I…

Even though I don't show it,
deep down I learn from it.

I don't want to make the same mistakes
over and over.

BILL'S FLIRT IS TAKEN - BY A WOMAN!

THEY DANCED AND KISSED

I'd like to take a closer look at it.

I always believed
that great love has to hurt.

It has to shake you to your core,
you have to fight for it,

and it needs a little drama.

I was wrong for 36 years.

What he hasn't experienced yet,
and I know this as his twin,

is that positive love,
that beautiful experience with a partner

who makes you better, who inspires you,
who loves you the way you are.

I really want that for him.
For him to experience that.

- My wife is eating a kebab again.
- They can pass it to you.

I didn't get onions on purpose,
but there's something else in there.

She likes it better

when I'm at her work
than when she's at mine.

You guys say hello to everyone.
I'll make good use of this time.

She probably wouldn't admit it,

but I think that's definitely the case.

First performance of "How to Love."

And with this, we close the Marc chapter.

I never want to hear that name again.
How about that?

No matter how often I get hurt,
I'm a romantic at heart,

and I believe in true love.

I believe we're all here to find love
and to give love.

And, no matter how much it hurt,

at the end of the day you have to say,

"Here's my heart.
I'll put it back out there."

Maybe I was a little too wild,
but well-behaved Bill is back.

I'm going to break my pattern.

The big wedding!

The big wedding!

Susi and Georg.

You gave it away.
It could've been my wedding.

You never know.

The first night is kind of…

The Welcome Dinner.
Like a bachelorette party?

I don't have anything.

Uh, not a bachelorette party.

She planned her wedding
down to the last detail.

Susi is a bride
who leaves nothing to chance.

I get that, I'm a Virgo too.

I'd be the same.
Everything must be perfect.

Do you have a plus-one?
Because we really need to know.

- I'm in the process of…
- Do you need a name?

I need to know
if you're bringing someone or not.

Because I have to plan for it.

I'd love to bring someone!

We'd need to fit him in the seating chart.

I'd say, leave the plus-one in for now.

I still have a bit of time.

But if you don't bring someone,
it'll look weird.

I'm currently seeing an investment banker.
I quite like him.

- That'd be different.
- Good to have one.

He said to me, "I only knew you
from Tokio Hotel back then."

"I didn't know you had a podcast
and a Netflix show."

He doesn't know anything,
and I believe him.

'Cause he's from a different world.

He moves 500 million around
for clients and stuff.

- So it's quite possible.
- Actually, it's quite possible.

Some people are coming on their own.

SUSI
GEORG'S FIANCÉ

But yeah, of course, at a wedding,

maybe you become more aware of it.
And it's really sad.

Two years of planning?

He proposed…

two years ago in March.

I wasn't expecting it at all.
I usually pick up on stuff.

- You didn't suspect anything?
- No.

I didn't think it'd happen at all.

I honestly wasn't expecting it.

You were like, "Well, it's been so long…"

- So he did want it after all.
- He did want it. Sweet little mouse.

At the start of our relationship,
we kind of missed the…

GEORG
SUSI'S FIANCÉ

Or I definitely missed
the right moment to propose.

- Or, like…
- We were very young.

We were very young,
and the whole idea of getting married

was definitely loaded
because of my childhood.

All my friends, everyone…
All their parents are divorced.

So I was always scared
that it would make things worse

rather than make things better.

I think Georg was always too stingy.

I do.

Georg has softened with age,

and I think in the end
he wanted to give the love of his life

a beautiful day. Or a beautiful few days.

Things are going well for Georg.

He probably had some money to spare.

I mean, we're going all out here.

Yes.

It's quite exciting.

Let's go get the handcuffs.

I'm really curious to see
what they picked. A conventional…

A wedding ring
has to look like a wedding ring.

That's the whole point.
For people to see that you're married.

Ah, there they are.

Right, that's yours. You get the cheapest…

The cheapest one for Georg.

- Mm-hm.
- Exactly.

And Susi wanted a wide one like this?

- It's really chunky.
- It's narrower at the bottom.

But it's… Wow, okay.

She doesn't want people to see
that she's married, basically.

- It doesn't look like a wedding ring.
- Huh? Yes it does.

As the husband-to-be,
I'd have said, "Well, my darling,

that looks like an expensive diamond ring,
not a wedding ring."

No, I think it does.

- I'm not letting you talk me into it.
- That's good.

See you soon. Through the magic door.

I'd say Susi is the closest thing
I have to a sister.

Susi was always the queen at our school.

I don't know where the idea comes from.
Because…

I know where it comes from.

Susi was the hot girl of the tenth grade.

She already had a car,

she had beautiful blonde hair,
French nails, the coolest backpack,

hip-huggers with the thong peeking out…

Basically,
everything a little boy considers sexy.

Wow, there are such great dresses
in here. Wow.

I can be really happy for my girlfriends
when they get married.

It's lovely.

But at the same time, sometimes I think,

maybe I'll never get to do that.

Maybe I'll never get to pick out things
for my wedding

with a girlfriend, or…

Yeah, or just find that partner.

What would you wear to your wedding?

I'd wear something more suit-like on top…

and then I'd probably wear a huge skirt.

Kind of like what I wore on stage,

with lace and a corset,
but I'd have a veil too.

It will depend on the location.
But I'd definitely have several outfits.

I'd struggle to decide.

I'd have to get married a few times
so I could wear all the looks that I…

I'm a little worried
because I get very emotional at weddings.

My big goal
is not to go to the wedding alone.

That's what I've decided.

Susi, I can't come without a plus-one

because I'd be dancing the waltz alone.

We'll figure it out.

To me, going to weddings alone
is really sad.

We'll find someone.

If we can find a dress, we can find a man.

I don't want to sit
at the singles table all alone,

so I've made up my mind.

I want to have a plus-one at the wedding.

Exciting.

Good to see you again.

Come in.

- May I? You're welcome.
- I'm so excited.

I just told Tom
that I've lost a little weight.

- Marian.
- Tom. Nice to meet you.

You'll be in top shape for the big day.

I hope the suit isn't too big now.

- We need to check.
- We'll find a solution.

He's so stressed
that he's getting thinner and smaller.

He shrunk a little, so we need to check.

And when he feels better,
he'll grow again.

It goes up and down with Georg.

I'm curious to see how well it will fit.

When he tried it on last time,
it fit pretty much perfectly.

You obviously want to be

in the best shape for your wedding.

- Well.
- Let's see.

Oh, wow, Mouse, you lost a lot of weight.

Stress definitely played a part.

See, he's shrunk.
Because it was already hemmed.

No. That…

Wow.

Wow!

- It's beautiful.
- Beautiful, isn't it?

Mega.

I love it too. Do you think that…

that it's nicer down,
or do we like it like this better?

- I like that too.
- You can just switch.

So you can just…

Over the shoulder.

That's nice too.

Yes. Perfect.

Nice. Just like a…

Like a groom…
Like a topper, a cake topper.

Does it make you emotional
to wear the suit?

He cries easily, right? Mouse.

He does?

Bill tears up more easily.

- I can see Bill shedding a tear or two.
- At the wedding?

It's more because he's not married yet.

- Cheers, Mouse.
- Cheers.

- To a nice suit. Thanks for helping.
- Now you can get married.

I officially have a date for the wedding.
I won't be coming alone.

Oh. Who is it?

I have a feeling he's just right.

He has a bulldog.

- French or English?
- French.

- Isn't it crazy?
- Unbelievable.

A lot of people wouldn't think
I could land him

because he's decent,
well-mannered, athletic, smart. Yes.

And he's super hot, right, Alfia?

I'm really curious about Bill's plus-one.

I haven't met him yet.

I have high hopes.

All I can say is, "Have fun."

Yes. Great.

- Why are you saying, "Have fun"?
- I hope Bill has lots of fun.

Because our new life coach told him to.

- Really?
- Yes.

- Should I do that too?
- I hope you two have lots of fun.

Say, "We can't wait
to meet the handsome stranger."

Three, two, one!

"We can't wait
to meet the handsome stranger."

Very good. "We don't care
if Bill is miserable." Go.

"We don't care if Bill is miserable."

"And if his heart is broken…"

If Bill's heart gets broken,
we'll say, "Have fun!"

Again.

"If Bill's heart gets broken,
we'll say, 'Have fun!'"

We can't wait to meet him.

Subtitle translation by: Diana Renker