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Dear diary, after all the stories that Aunt Carmel said about

Uncle Jay, I finally figured out that it was true.

So I found an excuse to spend the night in his bed one night, and I came up with

the excuse that it was a storm, and that most likely I'll be spending the night

in his bed again.

I really enjoyed myself.

Cut. Uncle Jay.

I'm scared of the storm. Can I sleep with you?

Come on in, Ocean.

Thank you.

Scared of storms, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Well, that's not good. You're probably going to be in my bed all weekend.

What are you doing?

I don't know. I'm just trying to keep you warm.

Keep you from being all nervous and shaky.

Why are you doing that?

Because it feels good.

Okay.

I mean, it feels good to you, right?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to relax you.

This works for your sister.

It's no big deal, right?

No.

Just like that.

See, that doesn't feel better.

Relax.

It's okay.

It's kind of a family tradition.

Well, except for the being scared of storms part.

See,

the mean old storm's not bothering you much anymore, is it?

You're likely to forget all about it.

And you're all safe and secure, see?

You made the right decision coming to Uncle Jay's bed.

and decide to stay for the entire duration of your trip. Yeah.

I have goosebumps.

Don't be afraid.

It's okay.

Everybody in the family has been here at least once.

See now, aren't you forgetting all about that start?

Right here.

in Europe and not in Greece.

You like the way that tongue feels?

You guys are looking like the way my cock feels.

Okay.