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Hello, Jen.

You alright?

Yeah. Are you watching information on 691 on the telly?

Yeah.

Flip to it, please.

You'll shit yourself.

Who knew that jizz was really good for your skin?

Like, I spent like thousands of dollars on like really expensive gels and

creams.

This is brilliant.

Dude.

Really? Oh, you're lucky.

Me and Steve broke up, so it's not happening for me tonight. I think I just

have to go back to spending lots of money on really, really bad creams.

Actually, wait.

Okay, going back.

Richie?

Ritchie! What's up sis?

Come here.

How was your date?

Uh, she had a headache.

Bullshit. So, your balls, are they still full?

Fuck.

What are you talking about? Yeah, but... Okay, good. Stop. Stop.

that burn is really good for your complexion.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah?

And, and, um, I was just going to ask you, um,

how do I say this?

Come on my face.

Please. I swear, I'll give you money for it. I'll let you, I'll give you a

handjob. Please.

No. I'll pay you. Please. I spent so much money on cream.

And I thought... No. That's really what I mean. Please. Look at my pores. You

can see my pores.

I can't see your pores.

No, no. There'd have to be more in it than that for me. I'll take it in.

That's where you went in.

It's getting better.

Please. I have no more boyfriends.

I don't want to say.

money on creams and shit.

I really, really need your help.

Well, it depends how much you want my help.

I'll let you fuck me. But God forbid you come inside me, I'll rip your nuts off.

On my face.

Okay.

That's what you want?

Yeah?

It's super fucking great. You'll be able to sell your cum and make loads of

money.

You'll be like all those adverts on the telly for like skin problems and shit.

Alright,

let's fuck so you can put them on my face now.

Oh, hold on, hold on.

What? I've got to confess that, uh...

For a while I've been wanting you to sit on my face.

Well, you're saving me loads of money on cosmetics, so alright, yes.

No? Deal.

Done deal.

Go on.

Have your share of cake.

Oh, it tastes so good.

Yeah, yeah. Just how I imagined.

Yeah, whatever.

How long have you been fantasizing about me sitting on your face?

50 days, right?

You absolutely disgust me.

You better not come in my mouth.

Alright, I won't be in your face.

Please.

Can you do it now?

I'm getting bored.

And do you want to hug me? Could you get a shot of me? You could get my wife.

Alright.

How about that?

Yeah, sure.

Just get it done with.

One more position.

How? No, on your back.

Spread your legs.

I'm giving you two minutes.

I wish I could just piss in a fucking pharmacy.

Oh, it's disgusting. I'm my fucking perfect brother. Fuck me.

Better be a big load.

And now they're pretty.

No problem, sis.

No, you can go now, but go ahead. Let me relax.

Bye! Goodnight!

My first sperm facial.