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You kind of have a seat on the couch there.

So, Ralph, how you doing, man? Pretty good.

So tell me about yourself. How old are you?

I'm 33.

What about ass? Are you an ass man?

Yeah, you can say I'm an ass man. Yeah. Well, that's good. Let me ask you, have

you ever had trouble getting your dick hard before?

Uh, I mean, I usually lay some pretty hot girls, though. Not really.

Anybody ever compliment your ass, Ralph? No.

You guys, if you want to have a seat on the couch, just get yourselves excited.

First, I got some bad news, though. Our female talent, she ended up having to

cancel. Maybe there's an opportunity that we could still film something

today, but it would require the two of you to have sex with each other.

Like, just with him?

I mean, I'm hoping to try and dump it out.

How'd that feel?

Pretty good.

Pretty good?

Yeah. Holy shit, Brody.

You got a magic ass.

Damn. Hold on, let me get you a... Let me get you a wipe. There's a wipe off

that I haven't put on the cut.

I got a couple...

I feel like I need to... Usually we film a little longer than... Why don't you

have a seat there, Brody?

That felt pretty good, yeah?

Yeah.

Brody, that magic ass of yours.

So, Ralph, I don't think you were expecting it to feel that good that

quick, huh?

No, it wasn't.

Do you usually bust that fast?

No, usually a little bit longer, but... You kind of hold out a little bit?

Pretty tight.

Brody holds out. So let me... I mean, it looks like you're kind of still excited.

Are you ever able to come more than once in a day?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay, Brody, did you hear that?

I did.

You know what that means. Maybe we could get a full experience here.

I did notice when I said, did you ever let a girl play with your ass, you said,

yeah.

Did you, I mean, Brody let a girl peg him.

Did you let your girlfriend put a toy in your butt or anything?

No, not really.

Not a toy? No.

Fingers? A finger or two, yeah.

Did you do a finger on yourself?

Touch your prostate a little bit?

A little kinky exploration, yeah. There's nothing wrong with that, right,

Brody? Feels good.

Here's my question. Would you be willing to kind of do a little more kinky

exploration so that we can kind of get the full experience today?

Like what?

Well, you know, first off, kind of get excited again and then maybe see what...

You just pleasured Brody so much and pleasured yourself so much that we saw

that, you know, cum shot inside of him. But maybe let Brody return the favor to

you and see if we can explore a little more.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah.

Brody, what do you think? Are you in? Yeah.

Yeah. I know you are. I love you.

Brody, you look nervous.

Don't be nervous. You're never nervous.

Never.

Ralphie, you seem like you were really good at sucking Brody's dick before.

Maybe you can kind of help Brody get excited again.

And that might excite you a little more. Yeah. You want to suck some more?

Yeah. Would you be willing? Yeah, I'm down.

Well, why don't you lay back there, Brody, and let him...

She's always excited. Just a thought.

Natural, huh, Bruce?

Sure is.

Hey,

Ralph.

Would you turn around and let Birdie play with your ass a little bit?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Why don't you face that way?

Your ass is so pretty.

You ready to let him put it in?

Yeah, you could try.

Let's make sure you use a lot of room.

Brody's a gentle. Yeah.

uh uh

Yeah. Did you have him come on you?

Yeah. Why don't you lay down here?

I didn't expect that, Ralph.

Does it taste good?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Holy shit.

You ever eaten your own cum?

My own? Yeah.

Yeah, you have. Yeah.

Never been anybody else's, though.

Damn, Brody.

How'd that feel?

Pretty nice, huh?

Really. Really nice.

I'm going to let you guys take a shower, and then we'll come back, and I've got a

few questions for you, okay?

All right. All right.

We're with Caruso, and we are after the shoot, and we're having a chat with

Brody and Ralfa.

It's a rinse-off and a shower.

How are you guys feeling?

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Was it everything you wanted and more?

Yeah, definitely a surprise, but yeah. Yeah, definitely. I know it wasn't quite

what you expected when you got here, nor for me or for Brody today, but...

Now that you've experienced it, what did you find enjoyable?

I mean, I kind of like how you'd like to know how to work another dude's dick.

Like, you know, you got the game equipment, so.

Well, there you go. I was just going to say, because you have a dick, you know

what feels good.

So, you know, a dude knows how to suck another dude's dick just by natural.

Same with girls. You know, if a girl's going down on another girl, they're

better at it than we are because they got the part.

So, did you ever try to suck your own dick when you were growing up?

Yeah, I can't reach that.

So, you have tried to suck your own dick. I did. I tried.

I mean, you had a pretty big dick. I'm surprised you weren't able to reach it.

You said you were able to get the tip, weren't you, when you were younger? Just

the tip. Just the tip.

There's nothing wrong with that. Hey, that's fun, right?

So, yeah, there were a couple surprises for me today. So, what did you find felt

the best?

You know, I kind of like Buckethead, yeah.

Well, obviously.

You couldn't help yourself.

Brody, you have that magic ass over there.

So, you not only came once, but you came twice.

Came twice, yeah. That's amazing.

You shot big loads both times. How many times did you come in a day? What's your

record? Record?

Like four or five.

Okay. That's pretty damn good. How many, Brody?

Three or four. Three or four.

You guys are so young.

Man, that's awesome.

So how did it feel having Brody fuck you?

Not as bad as I thought it would, actually.

I would say based on the fact that you climbed the board and rode it like a,

you know...

Yeah,

it felt pretty good. I'm not going to lie.

Well, the reason it felt good, do you know why?

Why's that?

You have a prostate in your ass, and much like a girl has a clitoris or

clits, that's a stimulus for them, and for us men, our prostate, when it's

stimulated, is like a G-spot.

And a lot of men don't know that, and they're afraid to explore that, and you

just did, and now you've got a whole new experience.

I got a whole new experience, that's for sure. And based on that cum shot, I

think it felt pretty good, right?

It felt pretty good, yeah.

And Brody, you gave him a little facial cream pie there at the end.

Yeah, I did. And unexpectedly, you decided to... I had to have a little

tape.

That's awesome.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being amazing and 1 being not so amazing, how

would you guys rank your experience today?

I don't know. That's probably like an eight and a half. I like it. That's

good.

Eight and a half.

Nine. Nine? Wow.

If we were like, you know, politicians, that's pretty damn good.

But we're not, so we'll take it as good sex.

Would you do this again?

Let me try it again, yeah.

Yeah? Only for money or for fun, too, maybe?

I mean, money's always nice.

I hear you.

There's nothing wrong with that. But, yeah, I'm willing to explore that a

little bit more.

He keeps staring at your body, Brody. I think he's impressed.

I mean, you know.

He's really fit.

Yeah, he is really fit. We both are, for sure.

And, Brody, every time I see you, I mean, hello, here we are. He gets shy,

but he shouldn't be shy. I mean, look at that.

I make him do the gun show all the time.

It's definitely worked out. Definitely. That's pretty big. Yeah, for sure.

So, a couple last questions. questions for both of you that are not sex

related, but I'm always curious.

What's your go-to that makes you, like, what are the things in life

that make you happy? Do you have any interesting hobbies or, and it could be

just the gym, maybe it's just that, but are you like a book nerd or certain

movies or long walks on the beach?

I'm a sucker for some, like, sci-fi, fantasy.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

So you're a little sci-fi fantasy?

Yeah, I'm a little bit of a nerd, yeah.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that.

Sexy nerds are hot.

They are.

How about you, Bernie? I love going to the beach.

Yeah, that's right. You've told me that before. I do.

The serenity of the beach is nice, right? Just listen to those ocean waves.

It's very calming. I like it.

Calming, the peace. I love it, too.

If money was no object and you guys could travel anywhere in the world

tomorrow, where would you go and why would you go there?

Tough one.

So many options.

I don't know. I'd probably go to, like, Japan.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Is there a reason Japan?

Like, what does that stand for? I've never been to Asia.

You know, being in a place where you don't know what anything looks like, you

don't know what any of the language is, it'd be just a total culture shock.

That's cool. I'm a little bit adventurous.

I like it. I like adventure.

And you, Brody?

Paradise.

Okay. Do you want to go see the City of Light?

I want to see the catacombs.

Oh, you want to go underneath?

That says a lot about you. I love it.

I like that. I've been there before. It's pretty fascinating.

Have you? Yeah, very cool. Very cool.

Well, listen, I appreciate you both taking on for the team, so to speak,

today. We explored new things. And as I always say, having great sex, as long as

you're not hurting anyone and you're consenting to it, why the fuck not?

Why the fuck not? So now you've expanded your sexual vocabulary, so to speak.

Alright. So until next time, gentlemen, go out and have great sex.

See you soon. Later.