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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Yeah, hello.

I wasn't sure if this was the right

spot.

Joey?

Angelina, right?

Wow, you're even more beautiful in person.

I mean you sent me those photos on

my email and, wow.

I mean they were naked photos, but you

look great.

Look at you.

Wow.

So why did you pick this area?

I mean I live like right around the

corner from here.

That makes it easy for me.

You work at a bank?

You didn't tell me that last night.

You just told me you had a fantasy.

Bank manager?

This is like a big like important part

of Miami right here in Brickell.

I know, I know.

I love it here.

Wow, that's crazy.

And you're on, obviously it's lunchtime.

Yes, yes, and I can take a long

lunch break, so I was wondering if, you

know, everything I was kind of talking about,

if we could get that done today.

Really?

I honestly didn't even think you were gonna

show up.

Because I meet a lot of flaky women

and especially a woman like you, you're really

attractive.

What, like, this is a crazy fantasy or

what?

I mean, never done anything like, what a

big black cock.

Do you know the whole world's gonna see

this?

Whatever.

What if someone sees it from work?

Maybe they'll come on to you more.

Come on, you know bank guys, they don't

do anything fun.

Well, you never know.

So you're single, married, have a boyfriend?

What's your deal?

You know, I see guys here and there,

but I don't know.

What kind of guys do you go after?

You know, my mom's always trying to set

me up with like lawyers and doctors.

Jewish, rich Jewish guys.

Whoever, you know, almost all white guys.

Yeah?

What are you?

I can't even tell.

You look European or something, I don't know.

I'm a mutt.

You're a mutt?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

So have you ever, like, filmed anything with,

like, a boyfriend at home?

No.

So this is the first time you will

ever be filmed.

Yeah.

You like working at a bank?

Yeah, yeah, it's fun.

Yeah?

I like playing with money.

And other things, too.

Have you ever been with a black guy?

No.

What about a guy, his cock is like

as big as my arm.

Grab that, feel that.

Can you handle that?

Go a little higher, it's more thicker than

that.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

Well, I get adventurous with my toys, so.

Really?

Oh, so that's how you satisfy yourself, your

little toys?

What are your toys like?

The rabbit.

I think every girl has one of those,

huh?

Of course.

You know, I'm just a little, you know,

over this and whatnot.

Yeah.

So you like it.

Yeah.

Wow.

How big, what's the biggest toy you have?

Show me with your hand.

That's pretty fucking big.

You don't know?

How many times a day do you play

with yourself?

A lot.

A lot.

Actually, quite often at work.

Really?

Where you get bored?

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, we have our slow days.

So you obviously have a nice office where

you can close the shades.

Have you ever had a three-way?

Yeah.

She's like, hell yeah, I've had a four

-way and a five-way.

What have you done?

Tell me.

I've gotten together with just, you know, friends.

We've all had drinks.

Really?

We just try getting naked and getting the

fuck on?

Yeah.

So is that how it happens?

You have a few drinks, the next thing

you know there's a pussy in your mouth

and a dick in your ass?

Something like that.

Well, I say we get the hell out

of here.

I literally, I'm parked right around the corner.

So how long do you have?

An hour, two hours?

How long?

As long as I want.

Really?

What are you going to tell them?

Something came up?

I don't know.

I haven't answered anybody.

You got stuck on a big black hole?

Yeah.

What sign are you?

Libra.

Libra is very confident as you are?

Balanced.

Oh, balanced.

Really?

When did you learn that?

At a young age?

Probably.

Reading Cosmo.

Really?

That teaches you everything?

Everything.

Everything a girl needs to know.

Don't ever believe what you read and hear.

Find out for yourself, you know?

Is that why you're here today?

Yeah.

The little myths?

So what's actually the biggest penis you've had?

Probably like 9, 10 inches.

Whoa, you are a little size queen.

When was the last time you had sex?

A few weeks ago.

Wow.

Think you can handle this or what?

I think so.

You think so?

I'm going to try.

You're going to try?

I think you can.

Castor, what are you doing over there, dude?

Eating?

He's either eating or drinking or smoking.

Right?

Working on a project.

Working on a project?

What, you're a fucking cock?

First time on film, first time ridiculously baby

-armed penis.

Yeah.

Well, not a baby-armed, it's the size

of a baby.

Did you see it over there?

He just walked around naked.

Do you walk around naked?

I do.

Nice.

Come on over here, dude.

No, I'm not.

This is Angelina over here.

Get over here.

Let's compare this thing.

What do you think of that?

Honestly, when you see something like that, does

it even look real?

What goes through your mind?

It's amazing.

What would your girlfriend say if they saw

something like that?

Well, if I just told them about it,

they wouldn't believe me, but if they saw

something like that, I don't think they'd know

what to do with it.

You know what I'll do is I'll take

a couple pictures with your camera phone.

Go get your camera right now.

Does it do photos?

It doesn't.

No, I lost my old phone and it

did do pictures.

Wow, that's bad.

I'm waiting on my replacement phone.

That's really bad.

See that?

I could have taken a photo for you.

You can always send me something.

It takes work.

Here, hold on.

Let me do one while we're sitting here

with my phone, and then I'll send it

to you.

Do you get photos on your phone?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

So what's going through your mind right now?

Look at that.

What do you think of Castro?

He's not a bad looking guy.

No, no.

He's very sexy.

He's the porno version of Kanye West.

Right?

I'm working on it.

No homo, man.

No homo.

If one of your friends actually saw you

doing it, what would they say?

Because you know our company, Bang Bros, is

pretty big.

Yeah, I know.

We're like the biggest in the world.

So your friends, co-workers and friends are

going to see this and they're probably going

to be like, wow, give you a high

five.

I'd give you five for kind of doing

a pretty good job on doing it.

Yeah, hopefully.

Hopefully?

I know you can do it.

We'll get you back to work too.

As long as we don't have to take

you to the hospital.

Yeah.

You know?

Here, get.

I'm going to take a photo of me

taking a video of it.

Put your face near it.

Closer.

You can make this a Christmas card.

Hi mom, hi dad, hi friends.

Mass text to all your friends.

You want to touch it?

You want to look at it?

You're like being bashful now.

What do you want to do right now?

What normally?

Sucking.

You suck at first.

Here, open your legs.

I want to see a little naughty.

Time to make a deposit.

Put your head flat.

Let's see how big it is next to

you.

You know what?

Let's make some eye shadow.

Go like this.

I want to put it across her eyeballs.

Like a pair of glasses.

Come sit on the ground right there.

I just want to see what this looks

like.

Put it across her eyes, dude.

Lay head flat.

Just put it on her eyeballs.

That's fatter than your whole head.

Go back to the book.

Take your skirt off.

I want to see if you're hot in

the body when you suck that cock.

I like it.

She likes the look in your eyes.

That's hot.

Not a lot of girls do that.

But she can't really see your ass because

you have glasses on.

He's shy.

You going to take it all the way

in?

All in my mouth?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

You going to make yourself cry?

That's not too bad.

That's half of it.

Go crazy on it.

Like it's the last penis you're going to

suck.

You ready to sit on it?

Yeah.

He loves lube.

He's the lube master.

Yeah, it's like your tires and shit.

What was that?

Put your feet up on the couch and

let me see it.

Put both feet up.

There you go.

Put your hands on his chest.

There you go.

Put your hands on his chest.

There you go.

Put your hands on his chest.

There you go.

Put your hands on his chest.

There you go.

What are you doing?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm good.

Sarah, I love the Blackhawks.

I love the Blackhawks.