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WEATHER TODAY IN THE GREATER CINCINNATI AREA...

♪ I LOVE YOU SO BADLY I COULD... ♪

THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION...

BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED,

COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY.

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♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪

♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪

♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪

- GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER. - OH, HI, ANDY. HOW'S IT GOING?

FINE. GREAT DAY. MESSAGES? MM-HMM.

ANDY, I TRIED TO CATCH YOU AT THE ELEVATOR DOWNSTAIRS.

I'M SORRY, LES. I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT THUMP JUST AFTER THE DOORS CLOSED?

- YEAH, I DID HEAR THAT. - WELL, THAT WAS ME.

OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

- WERE YOU LISTENING TO JOHNNY AS YOU DROVE IN THIS MORNING? - SURE.

WELL, HE'S DOING BOGUS NEWS REPORTS, ANDY. THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS, YOU KNOW.

WELL, LIKE WHAT?

WELL, HE'S TELLING LISTENERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED A CINCINNATI TRIANGLE.

IT'S JUST LIKE THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, EXCEPT IT RUNS FROM CINCINNATI,

UP TO DAYTON, OVER TO COLUMBUS AND BACK.

HE'S REPORTING THAT THINGS HAVE BEGUN TO DISAPPEAR FROM THE CINCINNATI TRIANGLE.

- WHAT KIND OF THINGS? - WELL, SO FAR,

TWO RECREATIONAL VEHICLES AND WOODY HAYES.

LES, I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BELIEVE THAT ONE.

- THAT'S, UH... THAT'S A JOKE. - OH.

IS IT FUNNY?

- WELL, I THINK IT'S FUNNY. JENNIFER? - OH, YEAH. SO DO I.

OH, I SEE.

THAT DARN JOHNNY.

WHAT A CARD.

OH, TRAVIS. JUST THE MAN I NEED TO SEE.

WOULD YOU GET IN HERE, PLEASE?

SURE THING, MR. CARLSON. LET ME PUT MY THINGS AWAY.

HI. HEAR THE NEWS? WOODY HAYES IS MISSING.

WHO IS WOODY HAYES? WHO'S WOODY HAYES?

ONLY THE FAMOUS OHIO STATE FOOTBALL COACH. BOY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OUT WITH OTHER MEN, HERB, LETTING THEM HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ME.

DON'T SAY THAT, JENNIFER. IT'S TRUE, HERB.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE? NO, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

ANDY'S DONE A LOT OF NICE... ANDY. MEET STEVE PIEVY.

HELLO, MR. PIEVY. HELLO, YOUNG MAN.

STEVE HERE IS ONE OF MY OLDEST AND DEAREST FRIENDS. OH, THAT'S NICE.

- GUESS WHAT ELSE. HE'S A CONCERT PROMOTER. - OH, YEAH?

THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVEN'T BEEN TOO ACTIVE LATELY,

BUT SHOWBIZ IS IN MY BLOOD AND I CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT OUT.

ANDY, THIS MAN CAN TELL YOU SOME WILD STORIES.

I COULD TELL YOU SOME WILD STORIES.

TELL ONE. NAH.

OH, COME ON. NAH.

MR. CARLSON, DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME FOR ANY PARTICULAR REASON?

OF COURSE I DID. I ALWAYS WANT TO SEE YOU FOR A REASON, TRAVIS.

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME JERRY VALE SWALLOWED A BUG AT THE STARLIGHT THEATER.

- NOT NOW, STEVE. - FLEW RIGHT DOWN THIS THROAT.

STEVE. LOOK, TRAVIS, YOU'VE... ALWAYS TALKIN'

ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO PROMOTE A CONCERT?

- UH, YEAH. I'M WORKIN' ON THAT. - WELL, I'M GONNA HELP YOU,

BECAUSE THIS MAN HAS BOOKED SOME OF THE

BIGGEST ACTS IN SHOW BUSINESS IN CINCINNATI.

THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEY'RE ALWAYS IN THE BEST OF TASTE.

WELL, I'M SURE HE HAS, MR. CARLSON, BUT WE NEED A BAND THAT PLAYS ROCK AND ROLL.

JUST A SECOND. STEVIE PIEVY HERE BOOKS ALL KINDS OF ACTS.

THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DON'T CALL ME MR. ENTERTAINMENT FOR NOTHING.

OH, DEAR. MY PIE HAS BEEN SQUISHED.

JUST TELL US WHAT YOU GOT. HOW ABOUT A BEAR ACT?

I DON'T THINK SO. THEY WEAR TUTUS.

LOOK, IF YOU GOT ANY MUSICAL ACTS... WELL, LET ME SEE.

I STILL BOOK CHUCK PARKER AND HIS MOUNTED VIRGINIANS.

HEY, LISTEN, TRAVIS. THERE'S A WINNER FOR YA.

- I-IT'S A DIXIELAND BAND THAT PLAYS ON HORSEBACK. - OH, HORSEBACK.

NO, WE NEED A BAND THAT'S GONNA GO ALONG WITH OUR ROCK-AND-ROLL FORMAT.

YECH. I DO HAVE ONE ACT.

THEY MUST BE A ROCK-AND-ROLL BAND. THEIR NAME'S SCUM OF THE EARTH.

YOU BOOK SCUM? NOT AS A RULE.

THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?

WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS A HOT NEW GROUP IN ENGLAND.

AND THEY'RE STARTING AN AMERICAN TOUR.

I COULD GET THEM FOR YOU. THEIR PRICE CERTAINLY IS RIGHT.

- IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL YOUR JUNK ROCK? - UH, "PUNK." PUNK ROCK.

PUNK, JUNK... IT'S ALL THE SAME. LOOK, I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE BEARS.

MR. PIEVY, WHY DON'T YOU AND I DISCUSS THE DETAILS IN MY OFFICE?

OH, WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE FAST ON THIS, ANDREW.

WELL, LET'S GET RIGHT ON IT. OH, GOOD. I LIKE IT WHEN IT GETS EXCITING.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. LOOK, IS THIS GONNA BE TASTEFUL?

IT'S GONNA BE JUST THE THING THAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR.

I'LL BE DIPPED IN SHELLAC.

NO, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN. NO. PARKING IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY.

THAT COMES UNDER "AUDITORIUM SECURITY."

WELL, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MR. PIEVY ABOUT THAT.

OKAY. YEAH, THANKS A LOT.

UH, HI THERE, TRAVIS. WELL, GOOD MORNING, MR. CARLSON.

OH, BY THE WAY, I SOLD ALL THE PROGRAM ADS. OH, HI, BIG GUY.

HI. UH, LISTEN, TRAVIS.

WORD'S OUT THAT... THIS BAND DOES SOME CRAZY THINGS.

NOW, I-I KNOW THAT I'M NOT, UH... I'M NOT KNOWN AS A HIP GUY.

- HEY, ANDY. HOW'S THIS FOR THE SHOW? - THAT IS PERFECT.

GOOD. I BEEN WANTIN' TO WEAR THIS DOG. WHAT'S HAPPENIN', MAN?

UH, VENUS IS EMCEEING THE SHOW.

OH, YEAH. REAL GOOD. UH...

Y-YOU KNOW, ANDY, THERE ARE TWO REASONS THAT I-I DON'T WANNA DO THIS THING.

NUMBER ONE... THERE'S MONEY IN HERE.

SURE. LOT OF IT. SEVEN BUCKS A TICKET.

I'M SORRY, MR. CARLSON. WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED TO, UH, TALK TO ME ABOUT?

OH, NOTHING. N-NOTHING AT ALL. UH...

EXCEPT JUST DON'T YOU FORGET WHOSE IDEA THIS WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE, OKAY?

THERE. HOW DOES THAT LOOK?

IT'S POETRY.

GOOD GRIEF.

ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE THAT AN INVITATION FOR

ALL THE WORST SORT OF PEOPLE TO COME IN HERE?

LES, THAT'S THE NAME OF AN ORCHESTRA.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE ON-THE-AIR PROMOTION SPOTS WE'VE BEEN RUNNING?

YES, BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL JUST A JOKE.

- IT IS, LES. - I THOUGHT SO.

- IT'S DARN FUNNY TOO. - IT'S DARN FUNNY.

ISN'T THIS EXCITING, MR. CARLSON?

YEAH, IT CERTAINLY IS. YEAH, OUR FIRST CONCERT.

I MEAN, THE FIRST CONCERT WE'VE HAD SINCE WE'VE GONE ROCK.

AND WE SOLD OUT TOO.

COURSE, IT'S NOT A VERY BIG AUDITORIUM. BUT STILL, I THINK IT'S VERY EXCITING.

WHO'S SHE?

BAILEY QUARTERS. SHE WORK HERE?

UH-HUH. I LIKE HER.

I KNOW. YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU MEET HER.

I DO? HEY, BIG GUY.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SCUM RECORD?

THIS MAY AMAZE YOU, HERB, BUT, UH, NO.

WELL, I WROTE DOWN THE LYRICS TO ONE CALLED "LOVE IS MURDER." YOU WANNA HEAR IT?

WHAT CHOICES DO I HAVE? YEAH.

"LOVE IS MURDER, MURDER IS LOVE.

"I'M A ROCK-AND-ROLL HOODLUM WITH A BLACK LEATHER GLOVE.

KNOCK ME DOWN, BABY. STEP ON MY FACE." OH.

"I'M A... ""I'M A FOOL FOR YOU, BABY. LET'S BLOW UP THIS PLACE."

KINDA CATCHY, HUH?

I'VE NEVER LET PAYOLA INFLUENCE MY RECORD SELECTION.

ANDY, MR. PIEVY FINALLY CALLED FROM THE AIRPORT. SCUM IS ON ITS WAY.

WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC?

THOSE PEOPLE WRITE MUSIC ABOUT EXPLOSIONS.

MR. CARLSON, I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU THIS. THEY'RE MUSICIANS.

ALL THAT'S JUST A GIMMICK. YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. I GOTTA GO CHECK ON VENUS.

JOHNNY, IS THAT TRUE? WHAT?

THAT I'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. NO, IT'S NOT.

HELLO. WE'RE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

- NO. - YES.

HUH? MMM.

HUH. LISTEN, DR. FEVER. THIS IS MARVEL... THESE GUYS ARE WONDERFUL.

COATS, TIES, THE WHOLE... WELCOME ABOARD, FELLAS.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SCUM?

POSITIVE.

WELL, OF COURSE THEY ARE. WHERE IS MR. PIEVY?

HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR. THAT'S THE LAST WE SAW OF HIM, I THINK.

WAS THE CAR MOVING WHEN HE GOT OUT?

YES, I... I BELIEVE IT WAS.

WH-WHY WOULD HE DO A THING LIKE THAT?

WE DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT'S OUR STORY AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.

YEAH, THESE ARE THE GUYS.

STRAY CAT ♪

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COME RIGHT ON IN HERE, GUYS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU.

NOW THIS IS VENUS FLYTRAP. HE'S GONNA BE DOING THE INTERVIEWING.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? HELLO.

MR. FLYTRAP. HOW ARE YOU? I'M FINE.

HEY. HOW DO YOU DO?

ANYTHING PARTICULAR YOU GUYS WANNA RAP ABOUT?

NO, NO, NO. YOU CAN ASK US ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

WE'RE JUST DELIGHTED TO BE HERE.

WELL, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

TEA WOULD BE LOVELY. YES.

YOU GOT IT.

OKAY, FELLAS. HERE WE GO.

OH, ANYTIME. THIS IS SO EXCITING.

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THAT WAS SCUM OF THE EARTH'S NEW HIT,

AND NOW LET'S RAP TO THESE HEAVY DUDES HERE, LIVE IN PERSON.

THIS IS VENUS FLYTRAP,

ONE-ON-ONE WITH SCUM.

- WELCOME TO CINCINNATI, GUYS. - WE HATE CINCINNATI.

- HUH? - WE DON'T LIKE THIS STUDIO MUCH EITHER.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELVES?

VERY WELL. I'M BLOOD, THIS IS NIGEL,

AND THIS IS SIR CHARLES WEATHERBEE.

HE ANSWERS TO "DOG."

OKAY. LET'S START WITH DOG.

UM, WHERE DID YOU THREE FIRST MEET?

WHERE DID WE MEET? HOW BORING. SAME OLD QUESTIONS WHEREVER WE GO.

YES, BUT THIS IS PARTICULARLY BORING.

NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO HEAR THIS NONSENSE.

I WOULD SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE LISTENING TURN TO ANOTHER RADIO STATION IMMEDIATELY.

YEAH.

YOU DUDES LIKE TO... LIKE TO KID AROUND A LOT, DON'T YOU?

HEEL!

MAY I SAY HELLO TO MY MOTHER? YOUR MAMA LIVE IN CINCINNATI?

WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE, ISN'T THERE?

HELLO, MUMMY. YOU NAUGHTY GIRL.

DON'T COME HOME IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

LOOK, TURKEYS. YOU WANNA SHAPE

UP, OR YOU WANT ME TO PUT ON ANOTHER RECORD?

WE'RE SO SORRY. PLEASE. YES. WE APOLOGIZE.

WHY DON'T YOU ASK DOG ABOUT HIS MUSICAL TRAINING?

OKAY.

SORRY, GANG. WE HAD A SLIGHT TECHNICAL PROBLEM.

WE'RE NOW BACK LIVE WITH SCUM.

OKAY, DOG, UH, TELL US ABOUT YOUR FORMAL MUSICAL TRAINING.

I HAVE NONE.

CAN'T READ A BLOODY NOTE.

- BUT I GOT A DEGREE IN CELLO AT THE ROYAL ACADEMY. - OH, YEAH?

I DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T GET THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING TEENAGE GIRLS...

TO COME TO A CELLO RECITAL, NOW, CAN YOU?

AND WE RATHER LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS.

NOW I THINK I KNOW HOW PUNK ROCK GOT ITS NAME.

ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT A PUNK ROCK GROUP.

NO, PUNK ROCK IS PASSÉ. WE PLAY HOODLUM ROCK.

- IT'S SEVERAL CUTS BELOW PUNK ROCK. - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, PUNK ROCK GROUPS DRESS DEPLORABLY.

AND SECONDLY, THEY DON'T USUALLY PHYSICALLY ATTACK THEIR AUDIENCES.

- AND YOU DUDES DO? - COME TO THE SHOW AND FIND OUT.

WE DON'T LIKE AUDIENCES.

- HEY, AREN'T THEY NICE? - NICE? LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO STEVE.

- WHAT HAPPENED? - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

THEY THREW HIM LOCK, STOCK AND... BRIEFCASE RIGHT OUT OF THE LIMOUSINE.

ONE OF 'EM ASKED ME WHAT TIME IT WAS, AND WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW,

THIS OTHER ONE SAID, "WELL, THAT'S IT FOR HIM."

THOSE PEOPLE ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

ACTUALLY, THEY'RE VERY POLITE BOYS. BUT EXTREMELY VICIOUS.

OH, NOW, MR. PIEVY, YOU JUST CALM DOWN.

I'M GOING TO GO CALL YOUR WIFE. THANK YOU.

TRAVIS, WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON? I DON'T KNOW.

HEY, ANDY. WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON?

I DON'T KNOW. MAN, THOSE DUDES ARE JUST NUTS.

LET'S CANCEL THE CONCERT. THEY SEEMED LIKE NICE ENOUGH GUYS WHEN I FIRST MET 'EM.

BELIEVE ME, MAN. THOSE DUDES ARE VICIOUS,

THEY'RE DANGEROUS, AND THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? HAVIN' TEA IN THE CONTROL ROOM.

WELL, THAT'S IT. LET'S CANCEL THAT CONCERT.

WAIT A MINUTE NOW. WE CAN'T DO THAT.

- NOW CAN WE, MR. PIEVY? - IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NUTS.

I, FOR ONE, AM GETTING OUT OF HERE.

LOOK, WAIT. THE CONCERT IS TONIGHT. THE CONCERT IS TONIGHT!

I DON'T CARE. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE.

I'VE GOT A WIFE TO THINK ABOUT, KIDS, ROOTS!

WELL, TRAVIS, NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WELL, WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AS PLANNED. I'LL TAKE OVER FOR PIEVY.

WHO'S GONNA WATCH THE BAND? JOHNNY.

JOHNNY? HA! INSTEAD OF THREE NUTS, NOW I GOT A FOURSOME.

HE CAN DO IT. THESE GUYS JUST GOTTA BE HANDLED IN THE RIGHT WAY.

OKAY. LET 'EM IN.

EXCUSE ME. UH, I WAS IN MY OFFICE WORKING AND I SMELLED SOME SMOKE,

SO I LOOKED IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH.

THERE ARE THREE VERY WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MEN IN THERE.

THEY SEEM TO BE COOKING SOMETHING.

I SWEAR, MAN. THEY WERE DRINKIN' TEA WHEN I LEFT.

THIS IS ANOTHER JOKE, RIGHT? YEAH, LES. IT'S... IT'S A JOKE.

IT'S DARN FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, IF IT WASN'T FOR MY SENSE OF HUMOR,

I WOULD SWEAR I WAS LOSING MY MIND.

BOY, IT'S TOUGH AT THE TOP.

THEY SEND YOU OVER HERE TO LOOK AFTER US?

YEAH. WHO'S WATCHING YOU THEN?

NOBODY. I'M A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

- YOU DON'T LOOK RESPONSIBLE. - WELL, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME.

WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE. WE'RE IRRESPONSIBLE.

- I THINK YOU'RE BORING. - BORING.

WE'RE NEVER BORING. WATCH THIS.

I TAKE IT BACK. YOU'RE FASCINATING.

HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN?

MUCH BETTER. CAN YOU TOP IT?

NOW, HE'S REALLY GETTING INTO SOMETHING.

I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

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HELLO?

ANDY, YEAH. NO, WE'RE HAVING LUNCH. NO COFFEE FOR ME.

YEAH. YEAH.

NO, NO. THEY'RE A SWELL BUNCH OF KIDS. REALLY. YEAH.

UH, IF YOU'RE NOT THROUGH WITH LUNCH, I COULD COME BACK.

THAT'S IT FOR HIM THEN! OUT THE WINDOW!

I DON'T KNOW. GEE, THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER BUNCH OF ROCK AND ROLLERS.

YOU KNOW, I CAN HANDLE IT. EXCUSE ME. WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON?

- UH, GROUND FLOOR. - PITY.

I TELL YOU THE TRUTH, ANDY. I DON'T SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT.

REALLY. YEAH. IT'S, UH... CUTE.

- STANDING ROOM ONLY. THERE'S NOT AN EMPTY SEAT IN THE HOUSE. - YEAH, BUT WHERE'S THE BAND?

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY, MAN. IT'S GOIN' OFF LIKE CLOCKWORK.

WE'RE GONNA DO IT. ALL RIGHT.

HEY, BABIES. THEY HERE?

- THEY'RE HERE, YEAH. - LET'S GO. LET'S GO. GET 'EM ON STAGE.

WELL, THERE'S A PROBLEM. THEY'RE NOT GONNA PERFORM.

WHAT?

YEAH, THEY, UH... THEY FEEL THEY HAVEN'T BEEN TREATED WELL HERE.

WHERE'S A STICK? I NEED A STICK.

THOSE JERKS HAVE GOT A CONTRACT.

YEAH, THEY ATE THAT ON THE WAY OVER.

I'LL GET 'EM. NO, WAIT A MINUTE, MAN.

IT'S NO GOOD TALKIN' TO 'EM. I TRIED IT.

COME ON, MAN. JUST CALM DOWN. YEAH.

YOU GOTTA BE COOL ABOUT THIS. JUST TAKE IT EASY.

WHERE'S A STICK? SOMETHIN' HEAVY. I'LL KILL THOSE GUYS.

DON'T RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BABY. IT'S JUST A ROCK CONCERT, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THIS STUFF HAPPENS EVERY DAY.

YEAH. BUT I'M THE ONE THAT'S GOTTA GO OUT

THERE AND TELL 4,000 MANIACS THERE'S NO SHOW.

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. BY NOW, I DON'T THINK THE MANIACS'LL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.

YEAH, BUT CARLSON WILL, AND I WOULDN'T

BLAME HIM IF HE FIRED THE WHOLE BUNCH OF US.

I SUPPOSE YOU'VE HEARD THAT THE THREE OF US HAVE DECIDED...

THAT WE'RE NOT GOING ON THIS EVENING.

WELL, THE THREE OF US HAVE DECIDED...

THAT THE THREE OF YOU ARE GOING ON THIS EVENING.

ROCK AND ROLL.

ALL RIGHT, CINCINNATI!

THE MIGHTY WKRP IS PROUD TO PRESENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE COLONIES...

♪♪ SCUM OF THE EARTH!

GOOD EVENING, ALL YOU STUPID IDIOTS.

HELLO, YOU SCREAMIN' TWITS WHO WERE DUMB

ENOUGH TO PAY MONEY FOR THIS. HOW YOU DOIN'?

WE HATE YOUR LOUSY GUTS. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT? YEAH!

♪ OH ♪

♪ IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING ♪

♪ THE BEGINNING, IT WAS ROUGH ♪

♪ YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE THAT MY LOVE WAS ENOUGH ♪

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♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO DISAPPEAR ♪

♪ WHEN THE MUSIC GOT YOU SO ♪

♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE FOR THE TWO OF US ♪

♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪

♪ FOR THE TWO OF US ♪

♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪

♪ FOR THE TWO OF US ♪

♪ I GOT ENOUGH LOVE ♪

♪ FOR THE TWO OF US, BABY ♪

♪ WELL, OH, YEAH ♪

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TRAVIS? OH. YEAH, HI, MR. CARLSON.

HOW YOU DOIN'? THE QUESTION IS, HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?

- WHO, ME? OH, I'M... I'M FINE. - REALLY?

SURE. WHOLE THING WENT OFF JUST LIKE I SAID IT WOULD.

JUST... SMOOTH GLASS.

IS THAT A FACT? WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THIS SORT OF THING MORE OFTEN.

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT AS, UH, YOUNG AS I USED TO BE.

OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH, CHICAGO...

YOU KNOW, GROUPS LIKE THAT. THEY'D JUST COME OUT AND THEY'D PLAY.

IT WAS... GREAT. YEAH.

HOW 'BOUT BENNY GOODMAN, HUH?

YEAH. MAN, THERE WAS A BAND FOR YA, LAD.

WELL, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO SEE HIM, BUT I SURE DO LIKE THE RECORDS.

WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO GET AROUND,

BUT, UH, I KINDA LIKE CROSBY, STILLS AND NASH.

HEY, YOU OUGHTA COME OUT AND SEE THIS.

THEY'RE SPRAYING THE AUDIENCE WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

- OH, NO. - YEAH.

BUT THE KIDS LOVE IT. THE CONCERT'S A BIG SUCCESS, BABY.

- YOU OUGHTA COME TAKE A LOOK. - ALL RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

WHAT IS WITH THE KIDS TODAY, MR. CARLSON?

WISH I COULD TELL YA, ANDY. I REALLY WISH I COULD TELL YA.

READY TO GO?

WHAT? HUH?

YOU READY TO GO? OH, YEAH.

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♪ WELL, YOU GOTTA BE TIRED OF SITTIN' LOW ♪

♪ SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST WISHIN' SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE YOU HOME ♪

♪ WELL, HAVING SOME FUN FINDING A BOY ♪

♪ REALLY DOESN'T TAKE MUCH ♪♪ ♪♪

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